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pnfoutofcontext · 2 years
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ferbracket · 22 days
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Congratulations 2nd Dimension Candace!
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In the finale, 2D got 128 votes, Ducky Momo cosplay got 106 votes, and Squirrels in her Pants came third with 58 votes.
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galaxina-the-pyro · 2 years
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FALCON PUNCH! 💥
What WOULD have happened if Baljeet didn’t speak up in “Raging Bully”. 😌 [Ferb’s just off in the sidelines, eating popcorn cuz he knew Buford’s second mistake was picking on Phineas while Isabella was within the vicinity (his first was doing it while FERB was there - Vulcan Pinch~). As for Baljeet…eh, I’m sure he’s fine wherever he is.]
(Yes I misspelt “cookies”, nobody’s perfect. 🥺)
Also - a moment of silence for Buford’s spine. 😔
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The Buford Files Ep. 10 “The Magic Whammy”
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narabbw222 · 3 months
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What’s your go to fast food meal?
this is a fun question, thank you!! i always order the same things at places once i find something i like, so this turned into an absurdly detailed response very quickly
i think my most-eaten meal lately is two double cheeseburgers and a large diet coke because the burgers are BOGO for 29c. if i’m feeling particularly frisky and fat-walleted i’ll get the bakers dozen cookie tote.
in an alternate timeline where budgets don’t exist, i’d be getting a large DQPC meal mayo and pickles only, with a large diet coke, two mcchickens add mustard no lettuce, and either a cookie tote or two of whatever the specialty pies are
i eat McDonalds every day so naturally that’s where my mind went, my go-to orders elsewhere (in order from most to least frequent visits) are:
Tim Horton’s: XL coffee 3 creams, 2 sugars, 1 caramel and a sausage egg and cheese sandwich on a biscuit, every day with very few exceptions. once every couple months i’ll do McDonalds instead and get whatever breakfast sandwich deal they have - usually $2 sausage egg and cheese mcgriddle - and a large vanilla iced coffee
i eat at one of the places listed below maybe once every couple weeks:
BK: 3 to 6 rodeo burgers add mayo add fresh onion, large diet coke, sometimes a hershey pie
Wendy’s: $5 Biggie Bag - which is a double stack, 4 nuggets, small fry, small diet coke; if i wanna splurge i’ll get a large Dave’s Double combo no lettuce no ketchup, large diet coke, medium frosty
Taco Bell: i checked the app to be able to use the actual names of the things i usually order from Taco Hell but i just learned the chicken things i used to get every time are no longer on the fucking menu so i don’t know what i like at Taco Bell anymore and i’m a little salty rn. first they took away my grilled shredded chicken burritos with extra avocado ranch away from me, now this? what the fuck
KFC: two famous bowls and at least 8 hot sauce packets for each bowl, then stop at McDonalds for a large diet coke
Popeyes: blackened chicken tenders (whatever the best meal promo is), red beans and rice, blackened ranch for dipping, something sweet but i change it up every time, large sweet tea from Popeyes or a large diet coke from McDonalds
Checker’s: two large orders of mozzarella sticks, big buford no lettuce, large diet coke, large fries, funnel cake fries or brookie
everything else i eat in a day is normally freezer food - pizza rolls, waffles, uncrustables - or ubereats delivery. i also order the exact same things from the same 3 places on rotation when i order delivery. i don’t have an adequate kitchen to cook how i want to where i live right now but it gives me something to look forward to having someday 🤷🏻‍♀️
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paper-lilypie · 2 years
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I need all of you to know that my chapter three outline has two separate points that consist of “Buford YOU HAD ONE JOB” and “Buford redemption arc” respectively. smack in between is “maybe staying in the closet would’ve been a better alternative than laying on gravel rip”
chapter three is going great btw
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dragonsarecool · 2 months
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Febwhump Day 10 - Killing in Self Defence
A/N: Marty’s punch lands a little too well. Or does it? A short, alternate ending to the duel in Part III.
Never in his whole life did he think that a single strike would provide such satisfaction.
He launched a punch at Buford, smirking as he made direct contact with the criminal’s nose. The appendage folded and cracked underneath his knuckles, and he had to fight the nausea that immediately followed.
A spurt of blood instantly came dripping down Tannen’s face as he growled, stumbling dizzily towards him. His eyes were narrow slits as he bared his yellowed teeth. “You little runt!”
What a filthy animal. Marty immediately retaliated with another strike to the face, this time landing on Tannen’s temple. It took him a second to realise where the outlaw was going to fall, and felt a brief sense of relief as Tannen crashed headfirst into the tombstone intended for Doc.
He tried to ignore the throbbing that was spreading through his hand as he drew back for a final time, praying that this would be the punch that finished the duel. I’m getting sick of this shit anyway. Launching again at Buford, he heard a crack run through the criminal’s jaw as flesh collided with flesh, breathing heavily as he watched the outlaw plummet into a scarily-placed manure cart.
The town behind him roared with delight as Marty stared in disbelief. What’s with Tannens and falling in horse shit?
He gazed over the crowd of townsfolk to see Buford’s goons abandon their grip on Doc, scuttling away in fear. The deputy marshall and his men were rushing up the street, firing a couple of warning shots into the air as they rode. Bunch of cowards.
The fact that Buford remained unresponsive while he was being extracted from the manure quickly became unsettling, and Marty couldn’t stop the ball of dread growing in his stomach. With all the movement around Tannen, the teenager couldn’t get an appropriate view to determine if he was even breathing.
When he did finally get a glimpse at Buford, the outlaw was displaying no signs of life. His eyes had rolled back into his head, with most of his face completely soaked in blood-stained manure.
He looked down at his right hand, which he discovered now bore traces of dirt and blood from Buford’s face.
Tannen still hadn’t moved.
He suddenly felt ill.
Oh shit.
What if…what if I’ve…?
What if I’ve killed the bastard?!
What if he’s dead?!!
What have I done?!
He felt the blood leaving his face as he stumbled backwards, Doc’s hands being the only thing stopping him from hitting the ground. A sharp inhale filled the air that he barely recognised as his own. He could feel his heart beating powerfully in his throat.
What if I’ve done all of this time-travelling shit and it turns out I’ve just undone EVERYTHING I’VE BEEN THROUGH?!
“Marty?!” Doc’s voice was panicked. “Marty, are you alright? He didn’t hurt you, did he?”
The young man’s lips moved without any sound. He stared blankly past Doc, eyes wider than the scientist had ever seen them. Is he having a breakdown or something? I mean, he has been through a lot recently.
“…Oh my God, Doc, what if I’ve just screwed up everything?!” Marty blurted out, his face growing paler by the second.
Taken by surprise, Doc raised a puzzled eyebrow. “What on earth do you mean? You’ve saved me! What could you have possibly-“
“He’s not moving, Doc!!” Marty snapped hysterically. “He’s not moving!! What if he’s dead?! If he dies, then Biff won’t be born, and then m-my parents won’t have met and I’ll start to-“ Marty trailed off as he ran out of air, his body going into fight or flight. He let out an audible wheeze as he began to hyperventilate. I’m gonna disappear and it’ll all have been for nothing and poor Jennifer will be stuck on that porch and Einstein’s gonna starve to death and-
“Marty! Marty, calm down!” Doc clasped Marty’s face in his hands, forcing the young man to look directly at him. He’d never seen the young man in such a state before, and it was beginning to frighten him. He can’t have a panic attack now! We’ll miss the damned train!! “Breathe, Marty. Breathe. Breathe, dammit!!”
Marty could feel the oxygen rapidly fleeing his body, as the corners of his vision quickly began to darken. He felt his body breathing faster and faster in a desperate attempt to keep some air contained within his lungs. The world felt much smaller to him than it was supposed to; if anything, it looked like his field of vision was shrinking. This is it I’m vanishing I’m disappearing again oh my God I should’ve tried harder I shouldn’t have punched him I shouldn’t have bought that stupid book-
“Marty!!” Doc spoke sharply into his ear. “Marty, focus! It’s Doc!”
A pause.
He inhaled.
And the world suddenly came flooding back to him.
“…Doc!” Marty gasped. “What if I’ve-“
“Look, Marty! He’s alive!” Doc grabbed Marty’s head with both hands and forcibly turned him towards Tannen, revealing that the criminal had finally regained consciousness now that he’d been removed from the cart. He was being supported by two of the marshall’s men, as he still looked extremely groggy. It was almost impossible to work out where Buford’s clothing began and the manure ended, for he was now a literal walking pile of crap.
Although now satisfied that he hadn’t created a reality-ending paradox, Marty now thought he was legitimately about to faint. Oh my God, I can’t keep taking these existential scares-
“Buford Tannen, you’re under arrest for the murder of Sheriff Strickland and the robbing of the Pine City Stage,” the Deputy Marshall proclaimed, gazing down upon the criminal with utter hatred. “You got anything to say?”
A brief moment passed before Buford comically spat out a large mouthful of manure, which Marty couldn’t help but cringe at. “I…hate…manure.”
Marty involuntarily let out a relieved laugh as Doc lifted him back to his feet. I never want to hear those godforsaken words again.
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nerdymariamania · 2 years
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OH ALSO I had an idea where Candace teaches Phineas and Ferb how to drive (which you would think wouldn't be necessary cause of all their driving space ships and stuff but driving a normal car without any tech is HARD) and how cute that would be. And like, you'd think Phineas would be a speed demon and bad at driving but its actually Ferb who wants to go like 90 in a 45 and Phineas has driving anxiety and is actually so SO careful. I just wanted to tell you about that that's all <3
You and me are on the same wavelength forever and ever, my friend!!!
Listen, remember "My Ride from Outerspace?" Ferb is like that with a normal car all the time! His speeding is worst than anyone else in the family, AND he's always his friend groups chauffeur, unfortunately. He and Isabella split the difference, actually. The boy is a man of action, and his action is trying to go faster than the speed of light in a regular, non-modefied station wagon. Because of this, Linda and Lawrence have forbade him from getting a motorcycle.
You're completely right, Phineas is the most careful with major anxiety, he won't even have the radio on just in case he gets distracted. (Ferb always has his on full blast, Isa has her radio on a normal volume, Buford listens to podcasts in different languages when he's on his electric scooter, and Baljeet alternates between academic lectures and full blown, full bass hard rock.) Phineas is the most careful and drives like a little old lady, which actually little old ladies of Danville find annoying as hell.
Candace is such a backseat driver when teaching her brothers, she's trying her best to be supportive, really. She starts with Phineas parallel parking in front of the house, like Lawrence did with her, and it's the most careful, slowest, tiny adjustments, parallel parking of her life. Ferb does it in one go, perfectly, but somehow there are fast tire marks on the asphalt.
Perry is in the backseat with whoever isn't driving at the moment, because for some reason the mindless platypus wouldn't let them leave without him. (Perry wants to see his kids succeed! He missed a lot of big Candace moments like this because of OWCA, he refuses to miss any of Phineas or Ferb's!) He almost breaks cover twice, once when Phineas was driving, just to sign to tell him to speed up, once when Ferb was driving, so he could write a new Will, just in case!
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the-ultimate-squish · 3 months
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Please do not buy squishmallows irl unless purchased secondhand. Sources below
Squishmallow Alternatives + my current reasoning for the tournament (subject to change)
More info with sources
Official Boycott (this blog is not part of the official boycott)
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thelasthalloween · 9 months
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PNF & MML ‘lalala’ and ‘okokok’ duos
If you aren’t on TikTok this was a trend a couple of months ago, basically the ‘lalala’ person is the more excitable one who talks a lot and ‘okokok’ is the one who listens. Anyway here’s the ones I can think of (feel free to add)
Phineas & Ferb (probably the best example)
Milo & Melissa
Candace & Jeremy
Baljeet & Buford
Doof & Perry
Cavendish & Dakota (depending on the episode the dynamic can alternate)
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bg-sparrow · 8 months
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Fic Author Self-Rec
Share five of your personal favorite works, then tag five authors to do the same. Thanks, @penny-anna for the tag!
(I'm gonna stick to the Back to the Future fandom on this one since that's the majority of my audience here on Tumblr.)
Once Upon a Time in the East (OUAT #2)
Marty and Buford follow their mutual enemy across the country to get back Tannen's fortune, forever changing the trajectory of Marty's life. A ruthless, all-or-nothing world of wealth, deception, indulgence, and blackmail brings Marty to his knees once more, and this time, he's not sure he'll make it out alive.
Once Upon a Time in the West was pretty amazing, but I really do think I topped it with the sequel. I took a lot of personal leaps in my writing with this one, and it paid off. I'm a more confident writer now because of this one.
2. Now I Am Become Death
In 1943, a restless professor of physics at CalTech rejoiced when recruited to work on the top-secret Manhattan Project. Dr. Emmett Brown's contributions at Los Alamos would not only further science, but finally end the deadliest war in history — but at what cost?
As a World War II/ history buff, getting to expand on this part of Doc's backstory — and introduce Marty in a way I never have before — really all came together beautifully in this one. I've got elements of the movies, the comics, and the ride blended together in this work, and I'm really proud of how it turned out.
3. A Fracture in the Space-time Continuum
Learning Doc is stranded in the Old West, Marty makes a break for the clocktower — and gets his leg broken by an enraged Biff that escaped the manure truck at the River Road Tunnel. Marty did not plan on spending another six weeks in 1955.
I patiently waited for the perfect title for "Broken Leg Marty" to come to me because this one was special all-around, so its title had to be, too. Letting Marty and Doc believably have this time together during canon was a great "alternate ending" to Part II, and it still lets the events of Part III unfold without much interference.
4. There Are No Roads (Time Circuits #2.5)
Time Circuits Series #2.5 - When the DeLorean comes to a standstill in 1885, Doc is at a crossroads. All of his efforts to return to the life he knows unexpectedly drive him into the embrace of a young Hill Valley, but Marty and Emma need him now more than ever.
This was an unexpected story in my Time Circuits Series. It was meant to be a 10K filler for Doc's time in 1885 before Marty showed up, and there was apparently a lot more story to tell than I anticipated — in the best ways. I got to explore original ideas that fit snugly into canon. I fell in love with writing Buford Tannen in this story. This is personally the one I find myself rereading the most, and while I wrote the series to where people could skip this story if they chose to jump right from Part II to Part III, I hope they don't because it enhances Part III so much. And Buford is delightfully evil in it.
5. The Manner of Giving
Five times Marty tried to give Doc a gift - and one time he succeeded.
This one was born of a Tumblr Ask Box prompt and the only 5+1 fic I've ever written. You would not believe how hard it is to think up five ways to unsuccessfully give someone a gift, especially when you know Doc and Marty are likely on "oh, just bring it with you next time" terms. This one challenged me and turned out great!
And there you have it! My five personal favorite BttF fics that I've written! Five peeps I'm gonna tag if you guys wanna toot your own horn: @daryfromthefuture, @bri-to-the-future, @fiddlstyx, @knickynoo, and @jowritesfanfiction
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pnfoutofcontext · 2 years
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overanalyzer · 2 years
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Alternate Jasper/Jasiper Timeline
In my never-ending Jason phase, I would like to discuss how long it really took Jason and Piper to get together. In terms of fandom debate, people either argue for them getting together in less than a week or having taken a few months to get to know each other before officially dating.
Contrary to popular fandom opinion, both opinions can be ‘proven’ using the short story, “The Quest for Buford”. 
To start off with, let’s explain why the short story is so important in regard to establishing the Jiper (Jason x Piper) timeline. To put it simply, this short story is the earliest chronological instance we see Piper and Jason officially dating.
Despite the situation, her multicolored eyes sparkled like she was trying to suppress a smile. Now that she and Jason were officially together, Piper looked like that a lot.
Demigod Diaries pg 125
Figuring out when this story comes chronologically is also figuring out how long Piper and Jason actually took before deciding to date each other. So, let’s get into it.
To begin with, let’s look at the former opinion. That Piper and Jason took less than a week to start dating. This is based on the fact that the timeline of the story is given to be on Christmas eve. Here are the quotes I found that either seem pretty explicit in it being Christmas Eve or imply it.
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The camp’s weather was magically controlled, so it wasn’t freezing and snowing like it was in the rest of Long Island, but still Leo could tell it was late December.
Demigod Diaries pg 131 
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Christmas Eve. Leo couldn’t believe it was here already.
Demigod Diaries pg 132
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Babette laughed. “The beverage of the season! Behold the power of the thyrsus rod!”
She slammed her pinecone staff against the ground and a white geyser bubbled up. “Eggnog!”
Maenads rushed forward to fill their goblets. 
“Merry Christmas!” one yelled.
“Party!” another said.
“Kill everything!” said a third”
Demigod Diaries pg 146
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Camp Half-Blood didn’t really celebrate mortal holidays, but everyone was in a good mood at the campfire. Some kids were drinking eggnog. Leo, Jason, and Piper passed on that and went for hot chocolate.
They listened to sing-along songs and watched sparks from the fire curl up to the stars.
Demigod Diaries pg 167
So, what is the importance of it being Christmas Eve? The answer to that is dates. We know that the Lost Trio met each other four days before the winter solstice, December 21st. Christmas Eve, conveniently, is December 24th. That leaves approximately less than 7 days from when they met and less than 3 days from the quest ending to choose to get together. That is not a lot of time to sort through fake memories and cope with amnesia.
Any inconsistencies with the how long it has allegedly been in text, can easily be explained away via both Riordan not knowing his own timeline and Leo being confused by time because he probably forgot to sleep.
Nonetheless, when it comes to this short story, the discrepancy in time can also be considered just as significant as the date given. As such, in this specific chapter of Riordan forgot his own continuity, the two-month time frame still has just as much of a basis for the ships set up. 
Let’s dig into that side. To start off with where it took them months’ time frame comes from, let’s start with it on a basic level.
On a simplest level, Leo constantly mentions it’s been 2 months, literally from the get-go.
Leo blamed the Windex. He should’ve known better. Now his entire project-- two months of work-- might literally blow up in his face.
Demigod Diaries pg 125
In his two months at Camp Half-Blood, Leo had spent most of his time at Bunker 9. After all, he’d rediscovered the secret workshop. Now it was like a second home him
Demigod Diaries pg 126
Both times, it’s been two months. And there’s this...
Jason folded his arms. “You lost it. Don’t you have an extra? Can’t you pull one out of your tool belt?”
Leo shook his head. His magic tool belt could produce a lot of great stuff. Any kind of common tool --hammers, screwdrivers, bolt butters, whatever-- Leo could pull out of the pockets just by thinking about it. But the belt couldn’t fabricate complicated devices or magic items.
“The syncopator took me a week to make,” he said. “And yes, I made a spare. I always do. But that’s lost too. They were both in Buford’s drawers.”
Demigod Diaries pg 129 
The syncopator took Leo (at least) a week to make. A week more than they would have had given the above timeline. The only way for that to work is if Leo thought the project, he is consumed by, took far longer than it was supposed to. And that’s not even including the time spent making the spare (even assuming if most of the week was spent figuring out how to make the original, the machinery is still plenty complicated enough that Leo can’t just whip up a new one within an hour or afternoon)
A week from returning their quest is way after Christmas. In fact, it even looks like Christmas already passed them by. At least once. Let’s look at the ‘Christmas Eve’ quote again. Only this time in full.
Christmas Eve. Leo couldn’t believe it was here already. He’d been working so hard in Bunker 9, he’d hardly noticed the weeks passing. Usually around the holidays he would be goofing around, pranking his friends, dressing up like Taco Claus (his personal invention), and leaving carne asada tacos in people’s socks and sleeping bags, or pouring eggnog down his friends’ shirts, or making up inappropriate lyrics to Christmas carols. This year, he was all serious and hardworking. Any teacher he’d ever had would laugh if Leo described himself that way.
Demigod diaries pg 132
The Christmas and holiday season very much sounds like the sort one would have at camp. Also based on the way Leo thinks about his holiday plans, it really gives in sense that he’d already had Christmas at camp.
Nonetheless, if Christmas really already passed, then how come it seems like it’s Christmas again? It being Christmas eve plays significant part in the narrative. Why would all the characters treat it like it’s that time of year and why would Leo think that if it isn’t? 
This is where we enter the wonderful void called head canon. Keeping in mind that it’s been about two months, that brings us to February. Which conveniently is the dreaded month of aros and lonely singles alike. Valentine’s day. Leo Valdez is single. He is lonely. Add on that Piper and Jason canonically just got together and unless you consider them clueless friends, they are therefore very aware how this affects Leo. As such, they, maybe, brought this up with one of the Stoll brothers. Who had a brilliant idea. To prank everyone into thinking its Christmas again. That way Leo makes it through the holiday none the worse for the wear (and maybe Travis can get over his deal with Katie Bell) while focusing on the Argo II.
The Maedeads are also called because of this. It’s a holiday out of season. It calls to them like service to Mr. D. They don’t care whether its Christmas or Easter or Valentine’s Day. All they know is they are being called to a party that Mr. D. didn’t know about to prevent them being summoned. And the theme is Christmas. Of course, they’d come ready to party lugging eggnog. 
If this version is true, then far from getting together in less than a week, Jason and Piper started dating after about 2 months of knowing each other. Which, for two teenagers at a summer camp is not only plenty of time to sort out false memories but far longer than usual time taken for summer camp romances. 
All said and done, bc it's a case of messed up continuity, both versions are equally valid and equally flawed. At the end of the day, everyone should stick with the headcanon they like best but hopefully this clarifies the point of view for both sides.
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redhatmeg · 2 years
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A twisted fanfic idea came to me today regarding Part III:
I don’t know if you are aware but Bob Gale said that in the timeline where Doc gets shot by Mad Dog Tannen, the reason Clayton Revine is still called Clayton Revine, is becuase Clara - devastated by death of the man she loved - throws herself into it.
So my idea is that - instead of committing suicide - Clara decides to kill Buford Tannen. But since she’s a noncombatant woman she has to be smart about it. She is filled with anger and hatred, maybe even is determined to get her revange no matter what.
I may or may not also include Doc and/or Marty witnessing this version of history.
I don’t know, maybe one day I will write whole antology of fics about alternative versions of various characters wanting revange. And put this vengeful Clara next to Broken Splinter.
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smiledotdeer · 2 years
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So your most cherished time was with an alternate, say weren't you gettin' pretty flirty on main with that one...what's his nickname? Buford? Bartleby? Buddington? Buckley?
“His name is none of your damn business.”
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vergess · 2 years
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Act Your Age is one of the last episodes of P&F, showing what happens in the future when Isabella is going to go to college. It is a bit of a hot topic in the fandom for several writing decisions (between them, Phineas and Isabella only getting together at the end of the ep, Ferb & Vanessa canon, Baljeet has a girlfriend, Buford's thin) and depending on who you ask, it's either a sweet sendoff to the series and a good conclusion to its plot threads, or absolutely terrible. Personally, I am very glad it got kind of retconned in Milo Murphy's Law as an alternative timeline.
Hey, I'm glad Vanessa snagged her british shota after all, good for her, good for her.
I have no meaningful opinions on anything else presented, tbh, but it seems very good that it was retconned into ~one of many possible futures~ or whatever, since siloing the characters into a set future timeline seems... IDK? Inappropriate to the nature of the show? The openness and infinite possibilities were kind of a major theme lol
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