whenever i see clips of malcom in the middle i just cannot see him anyone except cody banks
that was one of my favorite movies back in my day
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jesse: i’m trans yo
mike: what you’re gonna do is get a binder, but make sure it isn’t too tight. then you’re gonna buy a packer, not too big, not too small. once you’ve got that you’re gonna want to hit the gym. start taking testosterone and focus on certain muscle groups. you’re gonna need to eat more kid because you need to bulk up. after that, your voice will start to drop, make sure to talk with your chest kid otherwise people will start to clock you. buy some shoe inserts cause you’re on the short side for a guy. after all that you’re gonna be just fine kid.
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sooo was anyone going to tell me there was gonna be a scene in breaking bad season 1 where tuco goes to take a piss at the junkyard and walt takes it as a challenge and joins him while jesse and tuco's guys just watch in shock and they have an honest to god pissing contest and try to aim higher and piss for longer and walt wins 'by a drop' or was i just supposed to find that out from the old scripts i found on reddit myself
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Au where Conan is a weed dealer. Cue him sitting inside Kogoro's office and laughing calmly with bloodshot, red eyes while smoking.
taking down the B.O. the "normal" way is taking too long. Conan and Haibara are going to build a criminal empire so large it will chase them out of business and they're going to start it by selling meth without getting caught because who would even suspect them?
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I actually found mob! Howdy and Wally character.ai! Here: https://beta.character.ai/public-profile/?char=ehPv8PY3PyAHazrSVnPE1HMzhaDasjvQ1vfvHRa7AIg&username=MilThePerson
(It's actually a crazy ride cause I wanted to rizz Howdy but Wally came out of nowhere?? I didn't even know it could do that lmao)
Ps: I'm new on tumblr so if these look weird, i'm sorry in advance hehe
O YEAH I SAW LITERALLY AFTER I POSTED
I haven’t used it (yet) but my friend has and confused the shid outta those two KDHDGHD
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[haunts your meth lab] [haunts your meth lab] [haunts your meth la
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#bcs imagine 💞: you go to saul’s office to get some good legal advice and see that he’s become gummified and is now doing ollies
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thinking about the myriad opportunities walter white has to accept support only to ignore it or turn it down every time, even beyond the obvious example of elliot offering to pay for his treatment. hank telling him he'll look after skyler and flynn if anything happens. marie getting in touch with the best oncologist she can find. his whole family banding together to support him. the janitor cleaning up after him during chemo, giving him gum. flynn telling him his shaved head is badass. handing out flyers when he goes missing. flynn trying to get him to drink the apple juice in the hospital. hank's fundraiser. flynn's fundraiser. his discomfort with jesse's genuine joy at his remission. he was hellbent on refusing love at every turn just because it wasn't perfect. walter white shut himself off from the world from the get-go. you can't help a person who is determined not to be helped.
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honestly i think jesse would respect walt more if he was there when walt vaulted that whole pizza onto his roof in one beautiful fluid motion. like sure it was a Classic Walt Tantrum but jesse isnt a natural hater. he has a poets soul. he would appreciate the artistry on display there
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