#also not to be like a conspiracy theorist but

[ffcrazy15]

Spoilers for episode 6 below!

I think my favorite things about episode 6 of MAWS is the fact that Jimmy didn't figure out that Clark was Superman. No no, Jimmy got a roommate freshman year of college who ripped door handles off and moved faster than the speed of sound and could fly, and correctly came to the logical conclusion that his roommate is an alien. And when, four years later, his alien roommate started flying around in a cape and saving people, was like "Oh neat Clark's got a side job."

#my adventures with superman spoilers #maws spoilers #also that he definitely talked about believing in aliens around Clark for four whole years #trying to get the guy to open up #and Clark was just continuously like A NORMAL SALAD FOR A NORMAL MAN! #maws #my adventures with superman #maws episode 6 #Also the idea of Clark gently teasing Jimmy for being such a conspiracy theorist while Jimmy is just giving him this look: -_- #“bitch you're from another planet and the government is covering it up!”

[spacemancharisma]

#I am so 100% sincere about this #and yes I mean the crusty ones too #I’m sorry if all the little dogs you’ve ever met have been completely untrained but this genre of dog is SO SWEET & clever & full of love #and you could love them #if you would open your heart #also not to fully sound like a conspiracy theorist but I do believe a not insignificant number of ppl #dislike this type of dog explictly because they think it’s ‘girly’ or prissy or whatever #and it is in fact just misogyny #but anyway #I want a middle aged little white dog so baddd #I just want a couch potato friend #personal

[weizhiyuan]

This is pure speculation and I could be totally wrong, but I kind of wonder if Qian never actually asked Yuan to go abroad. It starts in episode 6 when Qian and San Pang are talking about what Qian should do instead of just staying at the office 24/7 and I think San Pang could be responsible for this whole ordeal.

“Or maybe get Yuan to move out” who proposes that? Not Qian! San Pang does. And we do NOT see Qian’s response. We don’t know what Qian’s genuine answer is at all! It just cuts to San Pang coming to Yuan’s home. If anything the fact that San Pang is coming home to get Qian’s stuff for a business trip makes me think Qian made the decision to leave instead of kicking Yuan out.

San Pang is a meddler. He’s getting himself involved into their relationship for better or for worse. It wouldn’t surprise me if he’s the one who plotted this. Qian HAD been setting aside money for Yuan to study abroad before Yuan ever confessed, that much is true. It could be that he told San Pang about the money and instructed him to tell Yuan to leave but originally studying abroad was never related to Yuan’s feelings for Qian.

“Does he hate me that much that he can’t even tell me this himself?” That’s the line that really gave me this feeling of “what if he never told him to leave at all.” And San Pang doesn’t have to say much, just that it’s what Qian wants, and Yuan agrees because of course he’ll do what his Ge asks of him. “He wants me to leave, the sooner the better, right?” and off he goes.

But Qian cries!! He leaves that bracelet!!! Couldn’t Qian be sad thinking Yuan has decided to leave??? Because if Qian didn’t tell him to go, he would have to assume (or San Pang would tell him directly) that Yuan left on his own volition. I mean, Qian and Yuan are literally not on speaking terms at this point. A misunderstanding could be so easy.

THEN, in the trailer we get bits that we don’t have full context for yet like this dialogue exchange between Yuan and San Pang:

“San Pang, thank you.” “Me?” “I thought a lot while I was abroad. If it weren’t for you, I wouldn’t have had the chance to go to the US and achieved this. I’m very grateful for you.” IF IT WEREN’T FOR WHOOOOO????? SAN PANG AGAIN! He doesn’t thank Qian at all!!! So maybe somewhere along the line of studying abroad/returning home he found out it was really San Pang who came up with this plan all along (I also feel like San Pang’s expression looks a little guilty…). Hell, maybe he even came back because he learns Qian never asked him to leave.

“Why did you suddenly come back?” so it was sudden… it HAS been 4 years which is a full college term for most Americans and I’d assume he’d come back after finishing his studies and yet Qian notes it’s sudden (although counter argument, Yuan could’ve just come back without warning anyone ig).

“Didn’t you ask me to come back when I miss home?” Yuan could be lying a little here. Of course he would miss home. He would miss Qian and Lili the whole time he was there because he left due to Qian’s supposed wishes. But he also could be hiding the fact that he learned San Pang made him think Qian wanted him gone. And then we get the scene at the dinner table I mentioned before where Yuan thanks San Pang, thus revealing this fact to Qian. It would be a beautifully petty moment if that was the case. This latter part could be too much of a stretch, but for now I’m a little suspicious of San Pang’s involvement in the decision to study abroad. I guess we’ll have to find out in the coming episodes…

#I started feeling a little like a conspiracy theorist at the end there #but if I’m even a little right I’m gonna feel so smart instead thank youuu🫶 #also I haven’t read the novel so lol #I’m not trying to be a san pang hater either lmao but like if this is rlly what happened…… bro. #unknown the series #b.txt

[hanzajesthanza]

when your friend is writing a fic or analysis it feels like this

#this is a real peak company scene the dynamics all are fermenting wonderfully #that cahir when dandelion yells at him gets up and takes his stuff closer to MILVA #that he just starts listing varieties of writing is so funny. a rhapsody? an epic? a romance? a canzone? #that geralt knows dandelion well enough to know what he's writing #that regis does a pogchamp face because he's so elated about the work #that milva is conspiracy theorist levels paranoid about the writing #also what i find endearing is that i think with regis' comment that half a century is a blink of an eye #is that he intended to. be there. and read the memoir when it was published #to him ig it's like your friend saying they're gonna finish their book in a year and you're like oh yeah cool #regis was marking his calendar to be there at the book signing #if dandelion had a book signing regis would wait in line and when he got to the front dandelion would be like?? #regis you dont need to wait in line we're friends i could just give you a signed copy #regis shrugs like he just wanted the experience of waiting in line. truly a michael goodplace type moment #the elbow-high diaries #f: a hansa's a hansa

[thisisnotkitty]

I got one idea for Ness. Just kinda came into my head when reading one of your securitywaiter stuffs!! (Awesome btw. Did not know it existed, but I'm definitely for it).

Ness would be the type of guy (to me) to be having like. Animatronic OCs. I dunno why, he just gives those vibes in small ways. Once he showed one to Abby; Abby told her friends when she went to visit them, and Golden Freddy was just like; "well that's rude. Maybe you can bring him here if he rlly wants to be like that-" or smth.

I dunno. It's silly to me— (sorry)

No wait this is so cute-

I like to think he grew up in the town and Freddy's was a huge part of his childhood so I think it'd be cute especially once they closed down, he just kept going back to his because he misses the core four from Freddy's

#some of us also have a semi-au(?) #where ness is a friend of the 5 kids inside the animatronics #and like it was HIS birthday party where they disappeared #to make it a little angsty yknow #so him having an animatronic oc could also be his way of feeling closer to them #bc i do think that as a conspiracy theorist he believes in the haunted animatronics #or better yet he knows the truth bc he snuck in to freddy's one night to do some snooping #(there's a meet cute somewhere there) #securitywaiter #dreamtheory #im gonna be so real i kinda like dreamtheory a bit more;; #ness the waiter #fnaf ness #fnaf #fnaf movie

[somecunttookmyurl]

also if you self-deprecate all the time, especially in the "i suck nobody likes me i have no friends i'm boring" vein you will, in fact end up with no friends! strange but true!

and it isn't because you're right about sucking and being boring in some innate unchangable way or anything you're just actively making yourself The Most Unfun Person Alive to spend time with and then wondering why nobody wants to do that as if it's a) a mystery and b) the fault of other people for how they're perceiving you

constantly placating someone who bemoans being a Tragic Wretched Creature Of No Value seventeen times a day is exhausting

#i don't care if you genuinely believe it just stop saying out loud every 5 seconds and let people live #conspiracy theorists genuinely believe in their shit and nobody likes hanging out with them either #if you stop saying it every 5 seconds you will also eventually stop believing it btw

[radioelly]

he's lying to himself he's very much also a dumb virgin

#art #my art #apr 2023 #persona #p5 #goro akechi #royal trio #hes also lying to himself in the sense that he loves them really /p #(/p intent w sumi as always but tag how you like) #on the topic of greentexts do you think he would use 4/ch/an. not on like... /pol/ or whatever but just to argue about shit #reddit yeah sure but i do think the ability to send anonymous death threats without getting banned would b very alluring to him #edit: im entering this into my Internal Akechi Lore now actually i think he leaks info about shidos campaign on 4chan #and gets brushed off as a conspiracy theorist but it blows up after shidos arrested

[paranoidginger]

Middle of the night post because I cannot sleep.

I think more people need to acknowledge the fact that Sniper probably looks older than he is because his organs are literally failing and he probably lives off of caffeine and painkillers. (Aside from him living in a van and roughing it out in nature probably without any sunscreen)

Not enough people talk about this imo. It's always "haha funny piss man" never "Oh shit, he's taking medicine that literally enlarges his kidneys and is killing him slowly"

Proof: panel from the comic The Insult That Made a "Jarate Master" Out of Sniper

My man is literally dying.

#tf2 #team fortress #tf2 sniper #sniper tf2 #why does nobody talk about this more #This feels like something important to mention about him #also the fact that he likes looking for aliens and is probably low-key a conspiracy theorist

[local-fire-dumpster]

Reverse Au where instead of Ace, Sabo gets captured to be publicly executed.

Ace managed to overpower Teach by just a little, so the later makes a run for it and somehow manages to capture Sabo instead, which suits him just fine.He still becomes a Warlord as Sabo is the Revolutionaries No.2 and worth a lot.

When Ace finds out while tracking him he has a stroke. Likewise Luffy who is on Amazon Lily like in the canon timeline also has a stroke.

Basically both of them end up infiltrating Impel Down independently, in an attempt to rescue Sabo and join together once they find out.

With both Ace and Luffy working together the guards and Magellan couldn't stop them from reaching Level 6 and freeing Sabo.

There'd be a lot of angst and tears bc Sabo still got amnesia and straight up does not know who they are but ultimately it'd be a happy AU because they all make it out alive while the navy gets humiliated by Luffy once more.

#other details would be that jinbei isn't there ig bc ace specifically was the reason he refused to fight and lost his title #also the news would go absolutely insane about this #Whitebeards 2nd division commander and the captain of the straw hats currently wanted for attacking a celestial dragon start the biggest and #most successful prison break in impel downs history to free a revolutionary for some reason #like one piece world conspiracy theorists would go insane #whitebeard and straw hat pirates are just as lost bc wtf ace & luffy??? #there is like 3 ppl in the world who know whats going on and the rest is “what the fuck did i just read” #one piece #op #luffy #portgas d. ace #portgas d ace #sabo #monkey d luffy #monkey d. luffy

[imjustli]

Neither Skizz or Impulse has streamed for a week, and 3 days ago Skizz posted a screenshot of several Impulse death messages. I'm sure it's not only starting soon, but Skizz will be on it

#hermitcraft #im gonna be so sad if weve all been bamboozled and hes not on there #obviously ill be happy for whoever is joining instead. but also sad #i look like a conspiracy theorist dont i? im reading way too much into this

[twstmagica]

Magical Girl Yuu's First Day pt 4

“Listen dude, I don't know what kind of cult thing you’ve got here and at this point I don't care. I just need to get back home before my mentor freaks out.”

This time it really isn't Yuu’s fault she got lost!

“Cult?! Night Raven College is the most prestigious school in all of Twisted Wonderland!”

“Cool story bro. You still kidnapped me.”

“The black carriage does not kidnap – !”

“The what?”

So according to Birdman all students are recruited via some spooky carriage and horse that Yuu does not remember seeing.

Actually she can't remember anything of how she got here. The day was Tuesday, or maybe Wednesday?  She had been getting ready for… something important. Something that had the adult magica gearing up. Yuu remembers a sense of urgency, this had been different from the usual fiend attacks. 

What happened? Did something go wrong? 

For the first time since waking up Yuu feels truly scared.

Panic rises as she tries to go over what enemies could have the power to transport someone while fogging their memories.

Meanwhile!

Totally oblivious to Yuu’s mental crisis, Birdman was reaching his own conclusions.

“... truly weren't meant to be here then that could explain why you couldn't be sorted. I suppose there's nothing for it. Step back in front of the mirror, young man.”

Finally Crowley looks back at the child, Yuu, and takes in his state.

One hand is tugging at his hair while the other grips his strange magic pen. The boy’s eyes are unfocused and he rocks his weight back and forth from one foot to the other.

Hmm.

Hmmmmmmm. 

That’s probably not good. If only Crewel were here to deal with this instead.

Remembering the damage from earlier, Crowley approaches cautiously. He keeps an eye on the hand holding the oversized pen and grasps Yuu’s shoulder in a clawed grip.

Yuu does a full body jolt but listens when Crowley tells him to approach the mirror again

*Return to sender!*

…

Nothing happens.

Yuu’s anxiety is getting out of control, so she tries channeling it towards something more productive. Specifically anger.

This mirror!

First he calls her a freak, now he's saying her home doesn't exist. 

“I cannot discern –”

“Well, is there anything you do know? Or should I do this place a favor and break you out of that frame!”

For the record, Yuu wasn't actually going to break the mirror. Squakface still wasn't willing to risk it as he dragged her out of the room.

Crowley guides Yuu to the library where they spend some time looking for references to her home city Duskfront.

Eventually Yuu asks what the books are referring to when they say Twisted Wonderland.

After some more back and forth Crowley concludes that Yuu must be from another world. 

Yuu is like okay bro, a likely story.

She’s still concerned this might be a plot, and thinks it's pretty convenient that they happen to be on an isolated island.

Crowley suggests that they shelve this for now and he offers to house Yuu in an unused dorm.

Yuu is not having it and tries to walk out, determined to swim back home if she must.

Crowley protests, despite the many complaints from both students and staff alike Crowley does in fact have a sense of responsibility. And while this particular student is, for whatever reason, unsortable, he cannot allow a student to just walk out. Not even one as unruly as Yuu.

Yuu really, really, doesn't want to be alone with her thoughts waste any time, but she understands this isn't the type of situation you can just bully your way out of. So with gritted teeth Yuu finally hisses out, “fine!”

Birdface is leading her far away from the main building.

Really far.

How big is this campus?

Finally they reach a derelict building that may at one point have been a dormitory.

“It's a little old, but a building with such character is suitable for such a rambunctious young man.”

“Why do you keep calling me that?”

“Calling you what? Rambunctious? I’d say it's rather accurate.”

“No. Young man. I'm not a guy.”

“What?”

Yuu loosens the sash holding her outfit and pulls back the outer robe to reveal modest, but still visible, breasts.

“WHAT!”

I was going to make it longer but I decided to split the final into two parts and give you this now. Sorry about the long wait (╥_╥). I'm kinda disappointed by how close to canon I've been but I know there will be big opportunity for change later. Specifically with the ghosts.

Ive been thinking about writing some drabbles or trying to draw out some scenes, turns out even making a short comic is hard. Im working on a short piece about the mine based more on the manga than the game. I'll focus on that after the last part of Yuu's first day, but might also do some smaller posts as well.

#twisted wonderland #twst yuu #twst #magical girl yuu #twisted wonderland au #twst au #dire crowley #I'm kinda rushing through this part #the big change comes at the end of Yuu's day #She's about to be a little clumsy :) #Crowley is a conspiracy theorist in this scene #Cant find a student's address? he must be from another universe!!! #Yuu is all like miss me with that bs #I bet he also thinks the world is flat #twst writing #twst drabble

[sleevebuscemii]

hate that alt-right qanon freaks have co-opted the idea that mainstream cannot be trusted. like fuck you for turning your ‘cnn wants to brainwash my children to become trans’ into the first thing people think when real marginalized people talk about propaganda and the malicious intent of mainstream media in spreading it. i should be able to say ‘the media is lying to you’ when i’m talking about the systemic bias against and the dehumanization of entire peoples without running the risk of people assuming i’m an anti-vaxxer.

#i remember my dad telling me when i was really little #that the idea of a conspiracy theorist was also propaganda to discredit anyone questioning official narratives #and being like nooo dad ur crazy. and now. well. #honestly fuck you. how dare you let my father be right about something. #palestine #free palestine #m

[batfamhyperfixation]

Me out here exposing myself, I'm like that Fred meme from Scooby Doo

#me: I dont have a preferred ship #also me: *brain ties together megamind and timber* two ships i think are good #i like hero X capable conspiracy theorist who doesnt know they are hero and likes them for their civilian self #and extraverted idiot X introvert idiot #also funny loveable person that has that devestating and deep arc about how lonely they are X socially inept and kinda mean person #Cold smart aloof arrogant nerdy person X either sunshine; person who doesn't take their shit; or person also exactly like that #anyway lets move on now cause no one asked for this #tim drake #timbern #timber #bernard dowd #megamind #my head canon is that megamind is bernards favorite movie

[stevieharringtonwifeguy]

i saw someone talking about murray and wayne and im. they're perfect. at a barbecue for the party and murray's like half a bottle of vodka in ranting about the government to this random guy he doesn't know who hasn't said anything the whole time, and then murray takes a breath and wayne's like 'yeah obviously the governments up to something. have you heard about-' and starts talking about another conspiracy and murray's just sitting there like wow. i've found my soulmate.

#you can't tell me blue collar wayne with the creel conspiracy isn't deeply suspicious of the government #the party tells him about the upside down like i know this may be hard to believe- and he's just like nope. checks out #stranger things #wayne munson #murray bauman #i don't know what their ship name is #mayne? wurray? bauson? munman? #i like wurray very conspiracy theorist of them #also murray's nose for relationship drama being tempered by wayne's steady and calming manner so they get ppl together w/o being condescendi #condescending. ran out of space there and saw autocorrect did Something. guess i get to see what that something was when i post

[spookbatss]

PREVIEWS FOR TIMS NEW ROBIN RUN OH MY GODDD

#THEYRE SO CUTE #bernard’s stupid fucking outfit i love him #he dresses like a freak (affectionate) #ALSO CONSPIRACY THEORIST BERNARD IS BACK #and tim has a scar from batman 125 omg #i’m so excited i can’t do this #batman #robin #dc comics #tim drake #dc #bernard dowd #batfam #red robin #timbernard #timbern

[sweatandwoe]

the more I re-watch Arcane

the more I like Vi

the less I like Vander

#vander worst dad award #not just due to the pressure on Vi but also how he treats the boys #vi I wanna give her a hug and beat old me with a crowbar for not liking her as much #vi is tragic #just wish cait wasn't a cop but just some weirdo conspiracy theorist who used family ties to try and investigate #Jinx and Silco also tragic but we know that #-gestures broadly to my blog during 2022- #arcane