#also i'm so smad with rude's lighting :'(

[oceanlue]

Yv boy's incorrect quotes

Y/n: I told Auron their ears flush when they lie.

Charlie : Why?

Y/n: Look.

Y/n: Hey Auron! Do you love us?

Auron, covering his ears: No.

Charlie :

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Y/n, driving Auron and Charlie : So how was your day?

Charlie: We almost got surprise adopted!

Y/n: What?

Auron : We almost got kidnapped.

Y/n: Oh, okay.

Y/n: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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Y/n: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Auron: Thank you

Y/n: I didn't say that was a good thing

Auron: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

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Y/n: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Auron: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Alphonse : I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Seth: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Charlie : I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Finn:

Finn: I have emotional scars.

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Y/n: Auron... How do I begin to explain Auron?

Charlie : Auron is flawless.

Seth: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.

Alphonse : I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.

Finn: One time he punched me in the face... it was awesome.

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Y/n: We need to distract these guys

Auron: Leave it to me

Auron: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Charlie , Seth, and Alphonse : *Immediately begin arguing*

Finn, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

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Y/n: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

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Y/n: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.

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Y/n: Okay, help me please!

Auron: Got two words for you.

Y/n: I bet they won't be helpful.

Auron: Your problem.

Y/n: I was right

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Y/n, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Auron, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Charlie : what the fuck are you guys doing?

Y/n: playing systemic oppression

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Y/n: Auron and I don’t use pet names.

Faust : I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Y/n: Honey?

Auron: Yes, dear?

Y/n:

Faust : Don't ever lie to my face again.

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Y/n: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Auron: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Faust : Smad.

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Y/n: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Charlie : *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

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Y/n: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Faust : Only if you also don't ask why

Faust : *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Y/n:

Faust :

Y/n: This one is fine

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Auron: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Y/n: I think you mean cards.

Auron, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

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Auron: Y/n and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Y/n: Sentences.

Auron: Don't interrupt me.

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Y/n: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Alphonse : My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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Y/n: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Seth: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Y/n: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

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Y/n: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Finn: Twelve, actually.

Y/n: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Finn: Yours!

Y/n: That's right: no one's.

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Auron: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Y/n: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Auron: No! Four to five seconds!

Y/n: Too late!!!

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