#also i have no makeup on and i actually dont mind it rn!

[fridayiminlcve]

if i dont move to nyc or london or paris by age 27 what is the point of anything

#i looooove my city so much you guys like if i wasnt who i am (queer) rn i would be so fucking glad that i am in my current city but #i loooove art and history and fashion and stuff and this citymight be about second best for all that but its still soo crowded #people WILL judge no matter what you wear something cutesy and people dont shut up especially when ur 16 and tagging along with your mom to #the mall or something and everyone just stares and even among your classmates ive been complimented so many times #for my unique style or whatever (aka i have beaded shoelaces and wear lots of jewelery and absurd ass eyeliner) and theyre like oh #n******** is so fancy itni stylish bandi hai woh and its so attention grabbing but i dont want it to be a big deal !!! #i want to like 20 badges and wear insane makeup and dye my hair without calling much attention to myself!!! #of course i know that will change slowly as you go in to uni and meet ppl of your type instead of a bazaar market and youll pick ur own #friends who r like minded but considering this is india how many people can you truly find. #also my next two years are going to be spent in a college for jee and neet kids #you can wear what you want theres no dress code but you have to appear serious studious and simple if you want to be taken seriously #elle woods at harvard law type #i asked my mom to get an industrial & second lobe piercing and actual dyed hair and shes like turn twenty get into a good college then do #not bc she minds she allowed me to get my hair dyed at age 13 but to go in th college im going to there is SO SO much rigour #and if you dont show yourself as professional and shit they will keep you in lower effort self study classes instead of best of the best #i KNOW how difficult moving abroad is bc my family does not have that money i need to do it myself its so so expensive bc the money #itself has such a high value compared to here (you see americans cribbing abt 30$ hourly wage but here that is 2500inr) #2500 inr is as much as an expensive pair of jeans here. expensive clothes here r 30$ and in usa its 300$ . see the diffence #im changing topics so much but sometimes i do feel this place is suffocating #its a priviledge i have that i can even think about going abroad comapred to other indians but still #dp you get what i mean #and ik movies and all are very romanticised so it might not even be this way in western cities and just an idealisation but still #if things change around here then the entire question of going anywhere is out the window anyway #smalltown boy will byers moment #dni if you read all this and plan on replying unless ur a close mutual (close mutuals u know who u are) #also if someone says why would you want to go to usa uk paris when they colonised your country shut up <3 shut up very much <3

[cleosertorikinnie]

WELCOME BACK TO HATING WIT NYA🗣️

On today’s episode we have…

Dareth :catdark:

This doodoo stain, fake ahh, wannabe ninja whore. I AUDHAIHELABELQJEIAHUSGDUS AUGHHSIAHEIAHDKWNDLANKENWNFBWKFBKWBDSKNDJSFHD

This guys very existence just bothers me. I need him to unexist NEOW

Now before I get. brutally attacjed by his gay ass, asslicking dickriders PLEASE EHEAR ME OUT

SEASON 6.

Season 6 was…. SO FUCKING ASS OMG I HATE IT SO MUCH.

and the fact that bro was. misogynistic “mind sticking around for a segment to teach girls how to apply makeup🥺” I will skin you alive and make you eat it. 🐜 “Oh mimimi you guys added a GIRL!!!!!! to the team🥺🤓” JUMPSCARE FEMALES!!!! HATE IT WHEN VAGJNA HAVING BITCHES EXIST!!!!!

He’s such a fucking loser. “Oh i’m a ninja☝️🤓🤓” jump up kick back whip around and kill yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANNOYING AHH!!!!!! WHY DOES HE KEEP RETURNING.

Rizzless ahhbdishekwhdkanfkdj

me @ that useless ass ‘ninja’

HE’S JUST ACTUALLY SO ANNOYING I CANT IMMSJANELSJD.

When he first appeared I was like ‘Ok.. this might be silly..” BUT MO. I CAN’T HAVE A MOMENT OF PEACE WHY DOES HE HAVE TO EXIST QUIT IT.💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

Also his personality is just ahh… HE WANTS TO BE INVOLVED SO BADLY💔💔💔💔💔 ITS SO CRINGE

“I’m the brown ninja yappa yappa yappa🥺🤓” Ok wheres ur elemental power? Where’s ur ninja training? WHERES YOUR ACTUALLY BEING PART OF THE TEAM U USELESS DISGUSTING NASTY FILLER CHARACTER!!!!!!!

He is the reason why I hate men/hj

I bet he fucking stinks too. I JUST KNOW HE SMELLS LIKE CHEAP ASS DEODORANT R SMTH IDK BUT HE LOOKS LIKE HE SMELLS

Lisyen ik that he’s been useful sometimes but that does take change the fact that he’s a weirdo and misogynistic.

People will stay defending his gross ahh just because he’s a MAN And I don’t like it☹️😒

See now if the roles were reversed../j

But seriously if it was a girl character hating on a man n allat peoppe woulf not SHUT UP ABOUT IT

BUT BCS HIS LOSER AHH IS A MAN. EVERYONE LIKES HIM????? BE SO FR RN😒😒😒😒😒😒

NOT TO MENTION HIS DESIGN IS JUST…🔥🔥🔥🔥

also his voice just annoys me so MUCH idk his tone is so irritating. IT MAKES ME WANNA OUNCH HIM

He has that ‘cool jock’ guy voice kinda… idk but it PISSES ME OFF.

Also I hate his fanbase SO MUCH!!!! WEIRD AHH PEOPLE😒😒😒 biggest dickriders ive ever seen man.

like yall will literally praise him eventho he’s sO ANNOYING AND LOWKEY PROBLEMATIC BE SO FR.

ALSO HIS HAIR IS UGLY. IT HAD TO BE SAID MAN I DONT MAKE THE RULES

He gives off 47 in 1 shampoo, conditioner, body wash, hair oil, hair cream, soap, car oil, cat food, yappa yappa yappa yappa

#lego ninjago #ninjago #lego #hatingwithnya #ninjago dareth #dareth #ok im done #yapping

[misspickman]

moss might i please have some trans tim headcanons. or trans kon if you’re feeling it.

Hii blink thank you blink i always have those<3

Kon is nonbinary and transfem to me and i do have a more specific way this happens in mind which is he starts questioning his gender after already figuring out hes not straight, and this is a few years down the line post sb 2011, so hes getting comfortable living on the farm and having a group of friends there, being a part of the kent family (hes never had a family before!!) and its because of that new personal comfort and safety that he can think more about himself as a person and not just. An icon with a role.

I read his tt03 era as his big Repression Period (along with cassie) where he figures he has to be a Normal Real Boy so he ditches the 90s superboy charm for a more traditionally masculine look, which maybe works for his secret identity but isnt what he actually enjoys. So later he starts growing out his hair and tiptoes around more flashy costumes which are daunting now, because kon has a lot of hate for his younger self for being foolish and a try hard, and this all reminds him of himself back then.

Its a slow process but he will get there eventually and i think living with ma helps a lot. Being away from the public eye and with someone who wouldn't judge him for not wanting to look as masculine would do kon wonders. Also he hangs out a lot with the yj girls, and i imagine cissie would eventually she starts putting makeup on him for funsies (and bc cassie doesnt let her) which kon has many feelings about. No worries! Anita braids his hair like she did cissies so many times and kon goes haha does this mean im one of the girls now as a joke and then has many feelings about that too bc what if he Wants to be one of the girls? Uh oh

I have less of a specific timeline for tim so some scattered ones are:

It would take her a long time to make peace with being trans and to come out, bc imo tim would not be a fan of the Coming Out Process. Would hate to do it. Would only do it once its the last feasible option bc shes sick of lying (again) and being seen so wrongly by everyone. I think she just writes cassie a note or something like it would be funny.

Jack having been so obsessed with tim being his perfect masculine son would make all of this especially hard but also make certain stuff make more sense in retrospect. Its impossible to think about tim being queer in any way without thinking back on jacks behavior.

Theres a v sweet image in my head of helena braiding tims hair bc once she lets it grow out tim does not know what to do with it and helena has to do something about that (set in a future where helena knows tims identity. The cowl doesn't really show hair. But boy it must be sweaty gross in there).

While i think kon would be big into makeup and all sorts of fun clothes and shoes i dont imagine tim being That much into it, is not as much of a makeup girlie, loves a nice dress but mostly for occasions and such.

One of the reasons why itd take her so long to figure herself out is she mostly didnt get body dysphoria until she thought of the possibility of Not Being A Man and then started noticing little things that bothered her, bc tim would be very aware of which traditional standards for being a woman she is not fulfilling. Very aware of and held back by the Issue Of Bodies And How They Are Perceived, as you do.

The initial realization would probably be something sudden that she refuses to think about for a while bc tim v much lives by that post thats like i may be trans but i have a job so idc about that rn. Its in the back of her mind and she is Not examining it when there are bad guys to punch out there.

#I have to note that i dont believe in skinny kon and this goes twice as hard for transfem kon #Just bc hes not a man doesnt mean he loses all his muscle mass and body fat come on #Anyway yay thank u tb. I love thinking about trans hcs always and forever #Ask

[maythray]

looking at u with my big sad eyes u never got back to talking abt your favoruite favoruite favourite hfjone fics............,

I DONT REMEMBER BEING ASKED HONESTLY BUT YEAH I CAN PUT A FEW HERE RN

im truthfully very picky with fanfic and so apologies that a lot of these are liam and bryce focused! i just prefer my interpretations of other characters a bit too much :"(

Absolute most favoritest ever

Just One More Day - marlkarx1

the fic im talking about currently! humanized take on liam trying to get everyone back home after the events of ep18. puts focus on liams mental state regarding airys world and the loss of airy himself! [btw really reccomend heeding the warnings on this one!! it gets very gory at times and has some more severe depictions of mental issues than usual in fanfic]

Other

Atom Attempts Shoplifting - Anonymous

exactly what it says on the tin. the concept for this one is delightful to me and i often find myself coming back to read this one to cheer me up :)

ONE, TWO, THREE - pieneboowrites

longer fic about the process of fixing things post-ONE. i really love this one for its depictions of getting liam specifically back home, as well as the way it handles julien and his side of that issue!

Oatmeal - EnchantedSundial

sweet little sodapack oneshot! hits that box for the cooking as a love language thing i have!! its a fun take on liams realization of feelings (and sexuality too i guess) for bryce!! [also i have to include this one just because of how much its stuck in my mind and has altered my eating patterns lol]

Just Like You! - the worst of them

transfem bryce and nonbinary liam fic!! i really adore this one and the way it depicts the relationship to gender both of them have! also hooray for characters i love being able to enjoy makeup in a way i never could!!

Stay There, Don't Let Me Go - Flightless_Hara, Peribound

[currently being rewritten/on hiatus!!] bryce comes to visit liam in SF and ends tangled up in meeting liam's old friends and his own growing affections for liam! i really enjoyed the original version of this fic and would really reccomend keeping an eye on this one if you enjoy the first 3 chapters!

Somethings New With Charlotte - Peribound

less traditionally structured fic, but still one i enjoy regardless. centers on a plot of circle suddenly appeaing in charlottes home with the help of the radio! has a fun integration of the narrator being an actual character that i find really charming.

#SORRY if you had asked me earlier and i just. never responded. i must have completely forgot D: #also truthfully its been a while since ive read hfjone fics so i dont have the clearest memory of which ones would be good to reccomend #hence why this list is kinda short.. #these are mostly just the fics i find myself coming back to often or keeping up with!! #hfjone #ask

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

OH MY GODDD okokok so first off. That gojo post. fucking DELICIOUS !! Ughhhh gojo comforting u with cuddles n him being all soft and sweet and ohhh I’m weak <333 that was so good I’m literally twirling around in circles giggling kicking my feet screaming BUT ALSO !! The post u reblogged about lipstick kisses jesus what are you DOING TO MEEEEE !! You’ve put domestic poly!stsg thoughts in my brain. Sitting on suguru’s lap with his arms wrapped around ur waist and his head buried into ur neck from behind + satorus head on your lap while u do ur makeup… Satoru being cheeky n leaning up to kiss u all over ur face even if you’re busy putting on ur makeup because he just thinks ur so gorgeous :)) or suguru being the housewife he is and washing dishes/cooking while u latch onto him from behind <333 going grocery shopping with them and satoru whining about wanting sweets the whole time (n sugu pretends to be annoyed but folds and lets the both of you get as many snacks or diff ice cream flavours to try as u want) or doing ur nighttime routines together. One of u in the shower one of u brushing ur teeth/doing skincare and one of u just sitting on the bathroom floor talking away about ur day…. going clothes shopping together while u put on a fashion show for both of them except you don’t get any real help with what looks good and what doesn’t because they think you look amazing in anything and everything. Sitting outside together in your backgarden with a picnic blanket and homemade snacks looking at the stars just holding eachother n talking about whatever comes to mind AUGHHHHHH 😭😭😭 I LOVE THEMMM SO BAD IT HURTSSSS. Alsoalso I almost forgot to say this but if u r busy with writing or don’t have time to answer pls don’t feel bad about responding later !! There’s no rush at all dw shdjsjdj <33 — stsg anon !!!

STSG ANON STSG ANONNN <333333333

OHHHH U R KILLING ME W UR LOVELY THOUGHTS ALWAYS ……. any variation of stsg/lipstick drives me a lil crazy tbh ALL OF THESE ARE SO GOOODDDD i cherish ur takes on them sooo dearly u dont even know!!!

first of all SITTING ON SUGU’S LAP >>>>>>> LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE uve found my weakness stsg anon…. AND GOJO IN UR LAPPPP WAHHH they’re so clingy and precious 😭😭😭 kissing u!! bc he just can’t help himself!!! i love them soo much :<

ANDANDAND HOUSEWIFE SUGU ….. my greatest weakness AGAIN u get me HE’S SOOO……. hugging him from behind while he chuckles and pats ur arm 🥺🥺🥺 he’s a softie a little cutie pie etc etc i need him in my kitchen rn !!!!!

GROCERY SHOPPING & CLOTHES SHOPPING ohhh it’d be sooo chaotic and fun…… ur so right stsg anon it’d literally just be u and gojo whining for sweets while sugu (ur budgeting king <33) tries to be responsible but ofc he could never resist the combined power of u and gojo’s puppydog eyes…. also them not being any help w picking out clothes bc they think u look perfect in Literally Anything is SOO canon to me they’re just swooning while u want actual advice LMAOO

AAA and the quiet moments….. stsg anon u are making me feel soso soft. doing ur nighttime routines + having a midnight picnic im melting wahhhh they’re just sooo…….. so soft and pretty 😔😔😔 i can imagine the comfortable silence so vividly!!! owowowowww theyre perfect

OKOK BUT IMAGINE …. while we’re on the topic of makeup ….. the boys wearing it too 😵‍💫😵‍💫 i think sugu would look so effortlessly good w any kind of beauty products he just has that androgyny abt him yk… maybe u would have to coax him into letting u put makeup on him but he always ends up indulging u <333 he’s just too smitten to say no!!!

meanwhile gojo will put on ridiculous amounts of lipstick JUST to kiss u all over … he looks very good in it tho. like imagine gojo w his plump red lips hhhh he’s just so gorgeous…..

#AAAAA tysm for the meal <333333 domestic stsg!!! my angels!!!!! they mean the world to meeee #stsg anon ily !!!! i hope u have a super lovely day or night 🥺🥺🥺 #ALSO im not sure if by “gojo post” ur referring to my fic or smth else that i rbed!! BUT IF U MEAN THE FIC tysm 🥺🥺🥺 #if not pls ignore hehe i wanted to say it just in case !! #ask tag ✩ #stsg anon !! ✩

[retelling-of-ragnarok]

I have,,, accidentally acquired Gwen as a comfort drawing character- I love them and their design and their lore and their interactions and the way they speak and- In summary they are a beloved and I adore them and I'm really happy that you made them <3

I hope you don't mind me randomly giving you drawings of them out of nowhere. Just tell me if you do n I'll stop if you want <3

However, I got hit randomly at like 3am by the need to see Gwen wearing bold makeup of which I am not sure of their attitude towards but,,, 🌌 spacy vibes 🌌 Wanted to add purple blush too but I felt like that would be too much. Also realised that I forgot the diamond on their forehead in the last drawing I sent you rip </3

❆ AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! DON’T EVER FEEL LIKE YOURE BOTHERING ME FOR DOING ART OF MY CHARACTER I LOVE IT SMMM. YOURE SO TALENTED T-T. AND THEYRE YOURE COMFORT DRAWING CHARACTER? GOD THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY NSNSND. DRAW THEM AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE— YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO SHARE THEM IF YOU DONT WANT; IF YOURE HAVING FUN DRAWING THEM I SAY GO FOR IT 😭♥️🤲 i’m so, so happy you like them.

ANYWAY ONTO THE ACTUAL DRAWING— THEYRE SO PRETTY??!!! I love how you associate Gwen with space bc space WAS A THEME for them at one point 😭 It isn’t so much anymore but i ADORE putting Gwen in space themed outfits and scenarios and the like. AND THEYRE SO FUCKING PRETTY TOO? GOD— LIKE LOOK AT THEM. ngl gwen would never do makeup on THEMSELVES, but if someone else did it FOR THEM 👀👀 WELL WHO KNOWS (and that def doesn’t stop me from making them look all pretty.)

NAH BUT THIS IS WONDERFUL I LOVE IT SM ;; AND ALSO IDK WHAT TIME IT IS FOR YOU RN BUT YOU BETTER HAVE SLEPT 🤨💪 PROPER REST IS IMPORTANT 🗣 ❆

#ask.stuff #spoopy-fish-writes #fan.stuff #gwen exicor #((crying real tears #((look at them :’) #((theyre so cute ><

[tea4silver]

heyo!!! how are you? :D

(dont mind me just fangirling over your tgs cover fanart-)

im currently waiting to have my makeup done for the haunted house im acting in!!!! this is the second time ive been at school today lolol I went here earlier for a set day for the play we’re putting on-

have some flowers 💐 🌸 🌺 and have an amazing day!!!! remember to drink water!

howdy!! I am absolutely exhausted but also pretty fine!

first off, I absolutely don't mind-- it honestly just gives me a boost of serotonin to start the day off and I'm definitely thankful for that rn,,,

and second, haunted house?? wow,,, that sounds really fun! never been to one, since we don't celebrate Halloween here.. but I hope you'll have fun there, good luck with it ^^ (if you want, feel free to tell me about it one day, I'm actually interested how stuff like that works lol)

thank you for the flowers and you have an amazing day as well!! ✨

[poopydroopt]

imma just be ranting or venting wtv cuz i dont rlly have anyone i can say this to and i just have a lot on my mind rn

i hate having acne after trying everything to get rid of it. its so annoying having my mom asking me “why is it getting worse?” “it looks really ugly you should pop them it will get rid of it quickly” like she has any idea what shes talking about like girl does it look like i can pop it when its deep under my skin? even if it wasnt i still wouldnt pop it cuz i have scars from HER doing that

and then comparing myself to all the other girls at school who dont have acne and are just naturally pretty even on “bad days”. i have to take longer than everyone else to get ready in the locker room doing my makeup AGAIN after sports cuz i hate anyone seeing me without it and its just so annoying

also the guy i like which im sure doesnt like me talks to this girl and shes always like super flirty with every guy she talks to which is prob not her fault, just how she naturally is, but everytime she talks to him i get jealous of her cuz shes so pretty and she has clear skin, pretty face, and an annoyingly high pitched voice and laugh that ppl find “cute” ig and i always wish i was like her cuz shes never quiet and can talk to anyone but im like the complete opposite. i hate talking to ppl i dont know and i can barely talk to my friends cuz i feel like im growing away from them since theyve changed a lot and theyre all well known at school so they talk to everyone but their friends dont even know my name so its hard to talk to them and include myslef and i always feel like the “floater friend” if thats what its called? i barely talk to my bsfs of 5-6 years now, and ive made some new friends but i just dont connect with them as well and all my bsfs that i actually can be myself with and talk to dont even live near me and go to the same school as me so i barely see them and i just wish i could be with them more.

anyways sorry for ranting 👻

#ranting #sorry #sturniolo triplets #chris sturniolo #matt sturniolo #nick sturniolo #gracie abrams

[jenanddomo]

12.17.22

gosh i dont wann nobody!! idk why my friends n everyone thinks i wan sum1 like L no i post shit that are relatable n what i would want in the future . the only reason why i even left was cause ik im not in the right state of mind to be dealin with an relationship like literally my grades went down n everything i literally hid my dumb progress report from my parents. plus like i dont find ppl attractive anymore,, i dont even wan uk blopblahsegblah i just use my tiger to use as sum to hug. also may i say i miss our dumb hugs bc it actually felt perfect bc when huggin friends it feel’s different n like it doesnt fit. idk i dont need an relationship . alll i need to worry now is passing n gettin accepted in colleges and a job , bc i do plan to have a single dorm i realize my clean ass cant deal with dirty ppl nor have a roomate so thats a fun fact .

anyways i wan plushies, cuddles, and comfort, candles,money, makeup, hair products, tattoo, hair curler , blankets , pillows, bed , new mirror , i need to clean

my cat spooky is snoring rn as im typin he has a very cute snore :)

[just--kay]

I haven't posted myself in a while!

Hiiiiiiii ♡

#irl kay #my hair and eyes looks cute in these #even if i cant help but squint one of my eyes everytime i take a picture of myself dont make fun of me haha #also i have no makeup on and i actually dont mind it rn!

[spectracully]

crash the crush.

pairings : senior student!xiaojun x sophomore student!reader warnings : profanity, underage drinking, mentions of drugs genre : fluff, a bit of crack? highschool!au word count : 4.3k

summary : what are the odds of crashing into your crush during the neighborhood-friendly run and mutual friends party?

You were pissed off when your mum said you need to work your lazy ass off. Well, if it's on the summer break, you'll most likely agree with her. But it's only the weekend, and you've been studying your ass off these days. A lazy weekend is something you earned, but your mum decided to rain on your lazy parade.

With all those groans and deep sighs, you storm off your house wearing your workout gear. Not much, only a windbreaker jacket paired with shorts and running shoes. Popping your airpods on both of your ears to blast some jams, you take some light jogging steps on your neighborhood. It's only 4.30 pm, and kinda windy, why the fuck are you doing this? That's right, because mum literally compared you to your neighbor's daughter, Giselle, who recently won a karate tournament. Now mum won't even shut up how much she wants an active daughter, not the lazy one. Yikes.

Back to the streets by Saweetie & Jhene Aiko plays, and you hear a message notification on your airpods. Still on your light jogs, you glance at the notification.

yeri<3 : yo yeri<3 : wyd

You stop jogging for a while to write your bestfriend back. It's saturday, she's probably asking you to hangout along with the gang. Yeri gets easily bored at home and in constant need of hanging out.

y/n : running  💃 💃 💃 y/n : mum said i need to be giselle

You continue your pace while waiting for her reply. You can see your neighborhood clearly now, seeing the details, since you always go to school in a sleepy state, not really noticing the environment, and also going home from school mostly sleeping in your brother's car.

The notification rings again. It must be Yeri.

yeri<3 : bitch thats a dancing emoji yeri<3 : running in a weather like this? yeri<3 : damn straight u wanna be giselle

You chuckle as you’re about to type the messages once more, the weather is fine, what the hell is she talking about? But then Yeri is still typing. 

yeri<3 : n e ways yeri<3 : party at lucas' 8pm yeri<3 : be there or be fucking square 💀 💀 💀

You sigh. There she goes. No other option than tag along with her, but it's not like you hate it anyway. Lucas' party is always awesome, you and your friends also will get a VIP pass because he's a good friend of yours too, despite the fact that you're not even in the same grade as him, he's one year above you and Yeri.

y/n : weather is nice dont jinx it y/n : fine but pick me up y/n : cuz doyoung won't let me drive his car

You send the messages to Yeri to prove her the weather is fine, and indicates that you agree to go to Lucas' house tonight, it's a great night to probably get wasted after all those tiring run mum decided to toss on you. It's gonna be fun, anyways. But the thing about hanging out with Lucas and his senior friends.. You might've developed a big fat crush with one of Lucas' closest friends, Xiaojun. 

You barely had an interaction with him, though, because he's usually the quiet and calm one in Lucas' closest friends group. Lucas himself is already so fucking loud, not to mention Hendery, the good-looking clown and moodmaker. There's also Jungwoo, the one who looks very calm but actually won't shut up once you talk to him. Mark too, the giggly one with some lame jokes. Well, going to Lucas' party tonight means you can see Xiaojun, probably getting the chances that you'll have some interaction over some boozes or something is also quite high.

After feeling all warmed up, you decide to give yourself a run around the block. Yeri's right, it's a funny weather to run. It's windy, but the more you stay outside, the cloud is getting darker and darker. You also knew that you're not really alone, who's doing this athletic bullshit in this kind of weather, you noticed that a boy is also doing this silly run when you were typing messages to Yeri. Probably just another neighbor's child being scolded by his mum of how Giselle is so athletic that his mum also wants an active son? Welp, you didn't see his face anyway, you were glued to the phone when you saw the figure running from the side.

It's not even a minute after you started running, Yeri already replied again. Is she really that bored that she doesn't have anything to do?

yeri<3 : ok i'll pick u up at 7 yeri<3 : um.. its fucking raining, y/n yeri<3 : go home and take a shower yeri<3 : pick ur clothes and put on some makeup instead yeri<3 : its saturday night, activate your hoe protocol yeri<3 : mr xiaojun is going to be there tonight

You stop running and stare at her messages. Raining? Is she drunk or what? It's not even 5pm yet and here she is, hallucinating-

Oop. There it goes. You feel some water drops on your head. Your hand. It was slow at first, but then the raindrops are getting harder and harder, it's pouring. 

"Motherfu-" you let out a curse, you should've trusted Yeri on this. As an intuitive homo sapiens with XX chromosomes, you scan through the streets, looking for some shelter to wait the rain to stop. Spotting a bus stop with a large steel canopy, you run like your life depended on it, avoiding the rain.

Finally arriving, you sigh and sit on the installed chair, typing messages to Yeri.

y/n : omg bitch ur right its raining y/n : should've pretended im dead in my room so mum wont bug me y/n : u know what after the rain ends im gonna sprint back home and take a fucking shower y/n : the universe doesnt like it when im trying to be giselle, it gave me rain instead

You sigh as you shuffle through your playlist, looking for some fun jams to pass your time through the rain, when somebody suddenly approaches you.

"Hi, do you mind if I take a seat here?" a boy asks, pointing to the chair next to you. You look up, and suddenly the next thing you wanna do is ascend your soul the fuck out of your body to the sky. 

Oh boy. It's Xiaojun. The boy you won't shut up about. He’s wearing a white loose tank and grey sweatpants, drenched in his own sweat. Oh god. This is truly an attack for you. What the fuck is he doing here? And why must you meet him at your mess like being all salty because of those running fiasco and the rain? While wearing your not-so-fashionable workout gear and not-so-tidy ponytails? Oh god.

You can feel your heart is about to explode when you realize that he is actually the person who is also doing the stupid running at this very weather, you just didn't notice it sooner because you were on your damn phone. Damn, mum was right, everything happened because you were always on your damn phone.

"No, of course! Take a seat!" you answer him, trying your best to crack your sweetest smile although it's more like sweatiest not sweetest.

He smiles back at you, taking a seat next to you, then his eyes get back to his phone, completely glued. Damn this is the only cardio that is worth it, no running, no jumping, no huff that huff this, only sitting next to Xiaojun on a rainy day on a bus stop. Wonderful.

You quickly whip up the messaging app to type all kinds of gibberish and send it to Yeri. She knows what shit is about to go down when you speak gibberish to her.

y/n : FUCKJSHSJJSKSJK YERI y/n : OH MY FUCKING GOD SJSGSJSHSKJSK

Lucky you, Yeri has nothing to do than respond to your messages, she stays put on the chat room.

yeri<3 : OMG BITCH WHAT yeri<3 : SKSHSJJSKS YOU SCARED ME

y/n : HE's FUCKING HERE AHSJSHSJEK

yeri<3 : OMG WHOS HE?? yeri<3 : THE DEVIL??? IS HE GONNA TAKE UR SOUL? SKEJSJKSKSK

y/n : XIAOJUN y/n : TURNS OUT HE ALSO LIVES IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD

yeri<3 : ASKJSJSKSK WHAT yeri<3 : HOW

y/n : KAHSKSJKS omg bitch y/n : i was sheltering myself from the goddamn rain y/n : im in bus stop rn y/n : this angel came to accompany me y/n : HE WAS RUNNING TOO OMG y/n : omg yeri just so u know if im not there when u pick me up y/n : its bc im in church getting married with my man xiaojun

yeri<3 : BITCH OMG SKSKSKSKK yeri<3 : GET MARRIED RN yeri<3 : WAIT dont waste the chance yeri<3 : talk to him rn!!!

You swear you're about to scream when Yeri sends that. She was actually right, this is your chance to talk to him, considering that you didn't really interact that much with him. But really? He didn't even say a word when he sat, probably didn't even remember your name? The disappointment slowly gets into your head.

You freeze on the spot. torn between wanting to talk to him and just let it slide, you'll see him again tonight as Lucas' house, right?

Just when you decide to give up and not say a word, he turns his head to you.

"Hey, I didn't know you live in this neighborhood too," he starts.

Oh god. If every time your heart beats fast you get a dollar, you'd probably have your own private island by now.

You try to play it cool when actually on the inside you wanna scream I LIKE YOU to his face rn. "Oh? Oh yes, my house is number 13." you answer calmly,

He cracks a smile, “13? You’re Doyoung’s little sister?”

Oh god. What the fuck is this clownery? He knows Doyoung? Why and how? At this rate you just wanna evaporate to the rain, what if Doyoung actually knows that you liked Xiaojun and he spills it? Oh god. 

You smile back at him, holding the panic you’ve been keeping since he mentioned Doyoung’s name. “Yep. I’m his sister.”

“Oh god, why didn’t I notice that earlier? I could’ve taken care of you at school!” he exclaims, and you sure you just wanna evaporate to the rain. Him? Taking care of you at school? YES PLEASE!

You let out a small giggle, trying to be as calm as possible when in reality you’re very sure you just wanna melt like a goddamn popsicle on a hot summer day. “So, how do you know my brother, actually?”

He laughs a bit, wiping away the sweat on his forehead. Oh god, he’s just so beautiful. “Well.. Doyoung and I used to be a dynamic duo in the school's choir, until he graduated.”

Oh, that. Doyoung is pretty serious about his career in the school’s choir, but you did not expect that Xiaojun is actually a part of it. Of course, he has the face of an angel, the voice is included.

“Now I know why Doyoung never let me come to his house. Turns out he has a cute- I mean, h-he has a sister, and that’s you! M-Maybe he’s afraid I’ll bother you or s-something.” he continues, stuttering a bit, and letting out an awkward laugh. You laugh again, feeling the blood rushing to your cheeks that you can’t hide no more. DID HE JUST SAY DOYOUNG HAS A CUTE SISTER? DID HE JUST SAY YOU’RE CUTE? DID HE-

But then, good things always come to an end. The goddamn rain stops. Oh fuck, no more chitter chatter with the dear crush. Just when it is the fucking time you need to hear the goddamn wedding bells, the rain decided to stop on your rain parade. Fuck.

He looks up, and seems like noticing the rain has stopped. “Well, Y/n. Lucas is having a party tonight, are you coming?”

You can feel your cheeks are still heating from his words, you shyly nod to him. Welp, maybe the rain has stopped, but this stupid crush? No. It goes on. Very much.

He stands up, straightening his white loose tank, getting ready to probably sprint back home. “Okay. See you tonight then, I’m going home. Have a good run!” he says as he walks away from the bus stop, leaving you dumbfounded. And lovestruck. That’s a win, alright.

Xiaojun slowly fades away from your view, and you’re still drowning on your pool of love. Yep, that’s it. You can’t even hold it, you quickly dial Yeri’s number to break out the news.

“What is it, Y/n? You literally left me on read for like 14 minutes straight and now you-”

“YERI LISTEN I’M GETTING MARRIED TONIGHT AND THAT’S A FUCKING FACT!” you shout to the phone, you can picture Yeri is probably goggling out her eyes right now.

“Girl, just because Xiaojun just asked you why the fuck were you running at times like this it doesn’t mean-”

“HE CALLED ME CUTE!” you blurted out,cutting her sentences for the second time,

“-you’re getting married- WHAT?? HE CALLED YOU WHAT?” Yeri yelled from the phone, now it’s pretty clear that Yeri is probably jumping her ass off right now.

You sprint your way to home, while holding your phone to your ears, continuing to give Yeri the details about the bus stop conversation you had earlier. Now she’s just yelling at you to pick the right dress and pamper yourself up, the probability you’ll marry Xiaojun at Lucas’ party is increasing. Sure it does.

-------

It’s 11.28 PM, 3 hours and a half since you and Yeri just arrived at Lucas’ house, escaping from Doyoung’s warning to you, to get back in one piece, and most importantly, sober. As if you’re gonna leave Lucas’ house sober, that’s funny, alright. You and Yeri were greeted by Yangyang and Donghyuck, who are currently setting up the table for snacks and drinks. That was probably the first time you saw Donghyuck ever setting up something, because if not, Jungwoo would’ve set his ass on fire.

The party madness has started, seems like everybody already has enough alcohol running on their system. Lucas is already losing his shirt and starts twerking in the middle of his house along with Jaemin and Jungwoo. Ah yes, the thot trio already started their thing, and all you have to do is just stay back and avoid getting dragged to the dance mess, because the chance of Jungwoo and Jaemin will start grinding at you is kinda high right now.. Considering their.. Twerking fiasco.

You sit back on the couch and watch your friends getting crazy over the playlist Yangyang made just for this event, sipping on your cocktails that Donghyuck put god-knows-what in it, he said it’s just cherry juice mixed with gin and brandy, but somehow it tastes kinda citrusy. You glance to the right, only to see Yeri making out with some random guy (probably one of Lucas’ friends named Changbin but oh well, that’s Yeri’s business).

Slightly grossed out and sad because apparently you’re not making out with Xiaojun right now, you make your way to the patio, and find the crowd that circle around a spinning bottle. Interested, you join Jeno, Mark, Renjun, Yeji, Hyunjin, Sungchan, Karina, Vernon, Hendery, and of course, the (hottest) most important person right now, Xiaojun.

“Welcome! As a newly joined member.. Truth or dare?” Jeno greets you as you take a seat between Mark and Sungchan. Well, you’d love to sit beside Xiaojun, but apparently, that seat is already taken by Hendery and Vernon.

You silently glance at Xiaojun, who is wearing a denim jacket with light-yellow knit top underneath, paired with white trousers. Damn, he looks so damn good that you wanna cry a river.

Your head comes back to the question Jeno asked. Today’s your day, be bold or bald. It’s time. “Well, I’m not gonna put my drunk antics to waste. Dare then.” you answer boldly, earning a few ‘ooooh’s from your friends.

Jeno snickers. Well, fuck. Guess you’re a bit too damn bold tonight, the realization suddenly hits you like a fucking trainwreck, Jeno is kinda extreme for games like this. Wrong choice, y/n. You gulp as you wait for Jeno to come up with something.

“I dare you to kiss Xiaojun!” Jeno exclaims, clapping both of his hands like a goddamn happy seal. Mark and Hendery are high-fiving right now, throwing whistles around Xiaojun, who is silent as a fucking rock.

Oh god. Things you’ve said about not putting your drunk antics to waste should’ve stayed in that goddamn draft. This is where Jeno takes you, even though you’re secretly happy that you finally get to kiss your goddamn crush, that shit is EMBARRASSING. If you wanna evaporate to the waters, then it’s probably the right time to do it.

But why Xiaojun though? Is your big fat crush on him too obvious?

You freeze on the spot as you awkwardly smile and stare at Jeno. This shit can’t be real. Jeno is goddamn crazy. You can feel the air is getting hot, whether it’s because the alcohol starts kicking in, or just because the blood is rushing through your head.

“Scared, aren’t you?” Jeno taunts you, sipping his beer as the rest of the group laugh except you and Xiaojun, who is currently staring at you with a questionable expression. Is he pleased? Or is he pissed? Oh god.

“I-I’m not!” you answer him, leaning to Xiaojun, gulping once more before asking him, “You’re okay with this though?”

Xiaojun smirks, “How can I say no to you?” he asks back, accompanied by a few ‘ayyy~’ from the boys, sending butterflies to your stomach. Your face is probably as red as a tomato by now.

Good god. Is this the same Xiaojun who is quiet, calm, and collected among his friends? Why suddenly he is so bold? Oh, he’s probably just drunk and won’t remember this kiss anyway.. You lean closer to him, closing the gap between his face and yours by sealing the kiss. His lips are soft yet firm, almost like a grape jelly you had earlier this afternoon, with a hint of vodka, of course.

After a few seconds, you finally pull out and linger your eyes on him. It’s beautiful, and mesmerizing. You just wish that you can see it again, and only for you, no one else. As you get back to your seat, you take one more last glance at him, that is currently also glancing at you, with his cheeks red.

Okay. You definitely heard the wedding bells, thanks Jeno. That’s probably one of your dreams, and thanks to Jeno, it came true. But unfortunately, Xiaojun probably won’t feel the same, or worse, he’ll probably forget about it tomorrow.

Everyone claps, exchanging happy exclaims and cheers as if you just said ‘I do’ to Xiaojun lol, when in reality, you were just doing the dare Jeno gave you. You gulp bitterly as the game goes on and on.

-----

It’s an hour past midnight, 1.12 AM to be exact. Thank god you’re not that shitfaced, but Yeri is. She is not even capable of doing anything anymore except being all smiley and shit, Changbin already drove her home like fifteen minutes ago, leaving you behind in Lucas’ lair. You suddenly felt the urge to thank god that Yeri made a fantastic decision last minute before picking you up, she used a taxi instead of driving. If she hadn’t, you’re probably stuck driving her home right now.

You scan through the house while leaning through the stair railings, looking for an easy target to get a free ride. Finally spotted your friends, you now have 3 choices : Donghyuck (who is currently seducing some random girl), Yangyang (who is now playing mobile games with Jaemin and Chenle), or Mark (who recently just hit a goddamn blunt, but he’s very capable to drive).

You sip your glass of water, making up your mind for your ride home. But then, suddenly someone taps on your shoulder.

“Do you wanna go home? Like, right now? I can drive you- I mean, our house is like, near.” you hear Xiaojun speaking to you, holding his car keys on his left hand.

Good gracious, is this even real? Like, Xiaojun, is actually asking you to go home with him? Is this real? Or are you just hallucinating from the goddamn weed you take 10 minutes ago from Lucas?

You stare at him blankly. He bit his lip, “I mean- If you wanna stay longer- or probably-”

“Yes, of course! Let’s go.” you smile at him, cutting off his words.

3 times in a day. Good job, Y/n! The wedding is up ahead!

He smiles and gives you a gesture, “Ladies first.”

-

The drive is not as awkward as you thought. Turns out, Xiaojun is full of surprise though, you nearly choked when he said he once formally apologized to Doyoung before he stood up to defend the dignity of Mint Chocolate Chip flavored ice cream. It’s delightful to find out that he has similar tastes as you, from ice cream flavor to music and school subjects.

Xiaojun also told you the reason why he was on the run earlier, he was bored. Damn, look at it, the difference between a forced daughter whose mum wants an active child, and a bored model-student. He said he didn’t expect to see you because he was embarrassed, he was drenched in sweat.

You can feel the butterflies on your stomach grow wilder and wilder from every word he said, or maybe it’s just the way he smiles when he talks to you? Welp, if it’s anything to do with Xiaojun, you’ll most likely get butterflies.

Just when you thought he was drunk, he is not. He’s capable of driving you home and carrying on some fun convos, also remembering little things. So.. perhaps, he is not going to forget the kiss you shared because of Jeno’s dare?

As you keep on exchanging conversation with him, suddenly it’s time to get off his car and get back to your house, get ready to deal with Doyoung’s nags and scolds for getting home this late.

You giggle as you take the seat belt off, smiling at the brown haired boy.

“Thank you for driving me home, Xiaojun. It was fun.” you say to him, waving him goodbye as you open the door. He smiles and waves back at you.

Just when you’re about to open the gate of your house, you hear the sound of slamming car doors. You turn around and see Xiaojun standing in front of you, eyes sparkling like a goddamn star. Unfortunately, it’s not Christmas.. If it is, all you want for Christmas is to stare at Xiaojun’s beautiful eyes all day, and probably get married to him.

“Um.. Y/n.. I don’t know how to say this but.. The kiss you gave me earlier, it’s kinda..” he starts, smiling sheepishly.

Oh god, what now? It’s kinda what? Gross? You swear you’ll kill Jeno if you hear that from Xiaojun.

You gaze at him as you wait for him to complete his sentences.

“It’s kinda.. Making me feel.. Things.” he finally continues, rubbing the back of his neck while looking away from you, flustered. It’s pretty cute.

You giggle at him a little, the butterflies come back, or maybe they never even left?

“Don’t laugh, Y/n. I’m being honest, I was pretty embarrassed to run into you during sheltering, and now you’re laughing at me for-”

You let out a big laugh before you pull him to another kiss. This one is a bit longer, more passionate and intimate, unlike the one you had before. He cups your cheek as you feel him smiling during the kiss.

“I’m sorry if I invaded your privacy- but your fast typing was very.. Intriguing.. I might’ve seen you texting Yeri at the bus stop.” he giggles after you pull out from the kiss.

Yikes. You feel like you’re about to burst now. He saw you texting Yeri? What kind of clownery is this? Did he see you typing- oh god, that’s too embarrassing to remember.

“No! That’s too embarrassing!” you cover your face, he laughs once more.

“Now, which church are we going to? I’m pretty sure you said we’re getting married tonight, right?” he takes your hands off your face, grinning widely.

You pout and lightly hit him, only to be attacked by his hugs a second later. Aww, finally, dreams do come true. You stay on his embrace for a few more minutes, no talking, just comfortable silence and realization that you’re on Xiaojun’s arms right now.

You glance at your watch, Doyoung would be furious by now. Telling him that you really have to go before Doyoung can rise from his sleep and beat your ass, you finally wave goodbye to him as he gets back to his car.

Finally entering the house, you’re greeted by Doyoung who’s standing in front of you, holding a bowl of salad on his right hand.

“So, kissing Xiaojun in front of my salad?” he raises his eyebrow.

You stick out your tongue as you make your way upstairs. Technically, not in front of Doyoung’s salad, because the door was closed. He’s probably looking through the window, such a nosy brother. You laugh at the thought of Doyoung getting furious while eating his salad as you get a message.

Xiaojun : so, see you at school? Xiaojun : can’t wait to hold your hand on monday ;)

#nct scenarios #nct imagine #nct scenario #nct fluff #nct crack #xiaojun imagine #xiaojun scenario #xiaojun scenarios #wayv scenario #wayv scenarios #wayv fluff #xiaojun #xiaojun fluff #nct fanfics #wayv fanfics #xiaojun fanfics #xiaojun fanfiction #nct fanfiction #nct fanfic #wayv fanfic #nct highschool au #wayv highschool au #xiaojun fanfic #xiaojun imagines #nct imagines #wayv imagines #xiao dejun #nct au #wayv au #nct blurb

[kirishimas-cherrytree]

Hi my name is rex, i’m queer and use they/them pronouns and i’m 16. And i would prefer someone not over the age of 19 plz.

have like a caramel colored skin-tone (i feel like saying im black may be easier but 🤷🏽‍♀️) and im 5’3. Rn i have a purple-pink short mullet and i have pretty curly hair, im pretty chubby but i have an hourglass shape (but i have super noticeable hip dips) , i got pretty big fucking tittes (not even in a bragging way, im a fuckin k cup bro😭) and thicc thighs(thicc thighs save lives, sorry i’ll stop). I dress pretty alternative but i cant just choose one subculture tho, i wear a lot of heavy eye makeup. There are times where i dress some what “sexual” but its not sexual cause im 16 and other times i wear a lot of layers.

Honestly I don’t really have a type. Tbh most of my relationships have ended pretty badly cause they ether only wanted something sexual from me or I was “too clingy” when i just wanted basic ass affection. But the most I want is someone who is physically affectionate (like kisses, cuddles, and hugs for days) also im ok with pda to an extent like i will hug and like cuddle you but im not gonna make out with your infront of others thats weird af.

Im a libra sun, scropio moon, and gemini rising. This means that im a pretty social person and always wanna hang out with friends and just have fun, but moon in scropio makes my emotions rlly haywire and kinda boosts any sorta negative emotion, which is hard when you have chronic anxiety and major depressive disorder. Which also means i take medication for it, which i forget a lot. And because of these things i have anxiety tics, where it ranges to making noices and twitching a bit to full on hitting myself and saying random shit. But I really like making people laugh, it makes me feel helpful, but im also good at being to mother figure for people. I also like playfully bantering with people, like i love you but will full on roast you and get into fake fist-fights. I am a bit of a violent person at times but I have a punching bag and boxing gloves which help a lot. But I only get that angry when someone uses an insecurity of mine against me or is talking bad about someone i love, cause it you do that im beating your ass. I do have a bit of body insecurities mainly about my hip-dips and stomach. But because im curvy i get hit on by adults a lot and its creepy as fuck.

My hobbies include art (painting, drawing), sleeping (because i stay up mad late😭✌🏽), reading comics, Marvel and D.C superheroes, and super villains, cartoons, and anime/manga.

My favorite music genre’s are rock, alternative, emo, rap, and a little bit if indie music.

Personality: funny, sarcastic, creative, kind, inappropriate and the right times. Like im not gonna pull out a dick joke in front of your family

I don’t really have a type and im queer so i dont have a gender preference, but anyone who’s love language is physical affection cause im a clingy bitch

I have a couple ideal dates. So the first one is like an indoor picnic and a movie, an arcade date, and a stargazing date where you get take out or fast food and drive up a hill to see the stars and you like cuddle n shit.

Sorry that it took so long, I had a lot to do ^^"

I would pair you up with:

Kyouka Jirou

Jirou loves your looks but honestly could not care less, because she likes your personality and you are fun to hang out with

And you being "too clingy"? Well she does not mind that at all, she actually even loves it

Being a social person means you will be going on shopping trips with her and Momo, no buts. Jirou loves spoiling you too, so she loves having you with her.

You also do a ot of the talking between the two of you.

Most of the talking.

But when you go overboard with your emotions and talking and your anxiety/depression disorder shows, she will help you out and calm you down. I am sure she can relate to how you are feeling and will try her best.

Jirou also keeps an eye on you when you have your tics and will help with them too if thats a possibility

Not only does she support you but you also her. For example, I imagine its is kinda hard to make Kyouka laugh but somehow you always manage to make her at least giggle.

You guys also play fight for your entertainment

Sometimes you also train together. She realy trusts you.

She may be a bit wary with your tendencies to fight, but will always support you and calm you down after.

Jirou loves doing a lot of creative stuff with you!

You paint while she is listening to some music.

Maybe she also makes her own music while you paint

Probably even writes songs for you <3

Definitly also vibes with your music taste

Jirou is shy with giving physical affection at first, but she would love receiving it and after warming up to you there will be a lot of quick blushing kisses and cuddles.

Favorite Date Idea: Arcade Date!! Kyouka is a sucker for playing games at the Arcade with you.

Afterwards you get some takeout and cuddles at home while watching some TV.

#bnha jiro kyoka #bnha jirou #bnha #bnha x reader #bnha matchups #matchup #mha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia

[nochungguk]

SO I HAVE THIS IDEA i actually wanna write it but i dont know if i have the time >:((( so its gonna be a drabble for now >:(((

so: wangxian au where wwx is a makeup youtuber / influencer but the unproblematic ✨ kind, yk like he only stays w his close irl friends (mm, jyl, etcetc who are also makeup & food ytbers respectively) even when going to conventions & shit. cue the fact that he has a bf who he always always boasts & show off w/o actually showing off in his videos ("you guys cannot believe my bf he's so–" "i am dating the hottest man on this walking earth let mE TELL YOU–") because privacy reasons. & its not the privacy reasons bc said bf is shy, its bc his said bf is lwj, like l a n w a n g j i. god of the runway, the most sought out model where designers would beg on their knees just for him to consider their offers. if we're being honest doe, lwj Does Not mind if his face shows in wwx's videos, cmon that's his beloved bf of 5 years tf, but:

1) his agency is iffy abt it, they accept it but "Wangji, you can have your bf but we don't want news out, okay? Okay." and;

2) wwx won't let him either way bc of reason #1

so imAGINE. on one of lwj shows, wwx is there (ofc he's there he has never missed a single gig in the 4 years lwj became a model) and usually, wwx would wait outside the venue, in the car, for lwj to finish changing & cleaning etc yk post-work stuff, and nothing would be different now yes? hA SIKE

coz just as wwx is abt to stand & leave & wait when the models went back to backstage, like usual: lwj, his pretty, untouchable, impassive faced, & fave one & only lwj, walks right back out stiLL IN HIS PRETTY CLOTHES (which wwx, much as he loves his bf in pretty clothes, these are usually sponsored, but alas, he'll ask after confusion delight), only difference is he has his phone & wallet in hand, & he's staring riGHT AT WWX w this lil not-smile that most if not only wwx has the blessing to see, and sMOOCHES HIS CHEEK!! IN FRONT OF THE REMAINING AUDIENCE!! AND MOST DEFINITELY STAFF TOO!!

& wwx is literally wwx.exe has stopped working, along w staff.exe, audience.exe, & manager.exe. so this leads to lwj turning his not-smile into a an actual smile, albeit tiny, and wonders just how much he loves his v cute bf as he drags them both back to the car, not a care to the bystanders a t a l l bc he’s unbothered like that.

only when they get to the car does wwx screech about What The Actual Fuck. & lwj’s just all “mn. i missed you.” and like wwx is ascending as we speak & honestly it’s him that’s worrying abt lwj’s boss & manager more than lwj himself & it’s adorable 

OKAY FIRST OF ALL I LOVE THE LWJ MODEL AGENDA O K A Y. 2nd of all i might actually v much write this when i get my hands on time, like this has been in my head for a While, it’s just fucking olc shit that’s making me strangle myself rn. n e ways that’s our crumb for today i hope y’all like it <33 

#wangxian #wangxian au #lwj #wwx #modern au #youtuber au #model au #model!lwj #influencer!wwx #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #drabble

[slightlyrebelliouswriter23]

cardan for the character list? if you’ve already done him & i missed it, that’s cool; don’t worry about it :)

i haven't done cardan, and let me tell you friend, i am so happy you've asked for him :')

*cracks knuckles* alright, Folk and folks. let's shriek into the jurdan void 🖤💫

favourite thing about him:

this has been said by the lovely @darklesmylove in a post she made a while back, but i absolutely love how cardan's interests lie, not in sword fighting or jousting or war, but in fashion and makeup and reading. yet, he is never once made to feel less valuable for these stereotypically feminine pursuits.

he is soft. he is bean. he loves jude. jude is his wife. and i love him endlessly.

least favourite thing about him:

that i can't hug him rn :(

favourite line:

"i would. and perhaps one day i will."

this is out of context but if you know you know :)

(i'm still screaming from this line)

brOTP:

okay within the series, i really love cardan's friendship with vivi. i think they have a ton in common (i.e. black sheep of the family, fascination with mortals, general mischief) and i wish holly had had time to flesh that out more.

but actually, i think my all time FAVOURITE brotp for cardan, is a crossover one i came up with recently: cardorian (aka cardan and dorian havilliard from tog)

they are both young, recently crowned kings who have lots of emotional trauma/baggage. they're both interested in fashion and we thought cardan would absolutely give dorian makeup lessons in exchange for dorian's tutelage in controlling/honing magic. their experiences with trauma are definitely things they would sort through together.

OTP:

jurdan DONT TOUCH ME IM GRIEVING.

nOTP:

cardan/nicasia (ew, she cheated on him). cardan/locke (ew, who would dare?). cardan/velarian (ew, he's a psychopath).

basically cardan w any abusive persons/faeries.

random headcanon:

cardan is bi. he just is. this is canon. he's also a bottom. also canon.

unpopular opinion:

i know we like to laugh ab cardan being a belligerent drunk for half the series, but i'm actually so proud of him for sobering up during the second half of twk and qon. i think drinking was turning into an unhealthy coping mechanism for his trauma, and i'm so happy he didn't continue down that path :')

songs i associate with him:

Teeth by 5 Seconds of Summer, I Hate You So Much by Alexander 23, Cruel by The Veronicas, Wicked Game by James Vincent McMorrow

favourite picture of him:

this one by oblivionsdream purely for the bantz. view full post for context, it's honestly hilarious.

other than that, literally any cardan drawing/paper craft by rosiethorns88. her version of cardan is literally how i imagined him whilst reading the books. she read my mind.

#i could honestly go on forever ab cardan #i won't bc it's half 5 in the morning and i'm tired #you've been spared lmao #thanks for the ask babes!! 🖤💫 #jurdanhell #character asks #asked and answered #cardan greenbriar #cardan #snardan #snusband #jurdan #tfota #tcp #holly black

[queerharry]

@alwaysiinmyheart tagged me to do the 17 questions, 17 people tag, thank u <3 (also I don’t think I even talk to that many people on this website but ok) 

nicknames: ok so keep in mind I am Latinx and that I have about a thousand nicknames but the main ones being Majo (bc of my full name that y’all dont know <3) banana, nana, chicken tender, and el diablo (from one of my friends lmao) 

zodiac: sun in pisces, moon in Aries, and rising sign is virgo. do with that what you will <3

height: 5′4″ (1.63 cm) (I lac in height I more than makeup for personality wise smkgfk just kidding)

hogwarts house: FUCK JK ROWLING

last thing i googled: Tampa, Florida (shoutout to the fanfic im reading for making me google this)

song stuck in my head: well im listening to music rn and id have to say it’s the song that's currently playing aka Here We Go Again by Demi Lovato. (this woman gets me ever since I was like 16)

number of followers: im a teeny tiny newborn blog, so I currently have 148 followers <3

amount of sleep: lmao what the fuck is sleep? insomnia has been my constant companion for the past 3 years of my life, so im real lucky if I get more than 3-4 hours a night.

lucky number: mmm I'd have to say 11 probably

dream job: actress/writer but since I gave up on the things that make me happy a long time ago, right now I'd just settle for anything that allows me to actually have a life and enjoy it <3

wearing: black leggings, black crop top, and fuzzy green socks <3

favorite song: this is hard how am I supposed to pick just ONE? umm tie between defenceless and adore you

favorite instrument: piano and guitar, if you play these instruments chances are I am already in love with you <3

aesthetic: the moon, the ocean, that feeling you get at 4 am if you're still awake.

favorite author: I'd probably have to say my absolute favourites are Maggie Stiefvater and Cassandra Clare

favorite animal noises: GOATS I LOVE GOAT NOISES (yes even the screams bc relatable)

random: I just downloaded a dating app and I am having an anxiety attack over whether I should actually complete my profile or not <33

I am tagging (absolutely not fucking 17 people thanks <3): @cisharry, @citronlouis, @randomlylurking, @softlouve, @sunflowrhaz, @deludedandlostcause, @allergictokiwis, @vintageumbroshirt and @tpwkera <3

#you ever do a get to know me and realize how truly annoying you are? lmao #anyways if u really need to know what my Hogwarts house was before I realized how fucking trash jk Rowling is then I was a hufflepuff #thank u for tagging me nova <3 #also im sorry if I keep tagging people on things over and over I dont know that many people on here #let me know if im being annoying pls #tag games #about me

[kiribak-uwu]

Ooh love shit like this!!

I was tagged by @muchomachokiribaku (Tysm)

Rules answer 10 questions, then write your own and tag 10 people

muchomachokiribaku‘s quesions:

--Which do you prefer, the sun or the moon?

I'd have to say the moon. I love to see all its phases (also you can actually look at it haha) Also me and my mom always say 'love you to the moon and back' I'm actually gonna get a tatt of it someday!

-- Favorite anime (or fandom) merch purchase.

Oh I love my little baku and kiri pins I have on my purse!

--Favorite candle scent?

either something berry or vanilla

--fangs or claws?

ohh fuck me up with those fangs!! I wouldnt go as far as saying i have a fang kink,,, but im deff into them

--Leather or lace?

ohh deff lace! i fuckin love lace,, i plan to incorporate alot of lace into my wedding dress ( you know,, if i ever meet a girl haha)

--  if you could choose your eye color what color would you pick and why?

probs a really light blue,, i think that color of eyes are really pretty ( my eyes are a dark blueish/greenish mix)

--last time you laughed so hard you cried?

i cant really think of the last time,, cuz my memory is shit haha but my best friend was probs involved

--favorite quote?

i really like the quote by Bernard M. Baruch rn

“ Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind dont matter, and those who matter dont mind”

(idk who he is i just like the quote)

--do you believe in the supernatural? (ie. ghosts, demons, cryptids, witches, etc.)

i like the idea of the supernatural,, but i dont actually believe in it (but i could be wrong! i just havent had any encounters with any)

--what’s a song that you play when you’re sad to make you more sad?

oh deff mad world by Gary Jules

thats my sad mood jamm

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kk now some quesitons from me,,, hmm

--Summer or winter?

--Do you like your hair? would you change the length? color?

--Do you like where you live? (the geographical location)

--Whats your fave outfit to wear?

--Do you like to wear makeup or paint your nails?

--Would you change your name if you could? To what?

--How long have you had your current tumblr?

--Do you like flying in planes to get somewhere? Or would you rather stay on land (car, bus, train, ect.)

--Whats your guilty pleasure?

-- Do you read fanfics? Whats your fave fanfic trope? (fluff, angst, hurt and comfort, ect.)

Thank you @muchomachokiribaku for tagging me!!!

Im not going to tag anyone cuz im paranoid i bother people but please feel free to tag me in stuff like this. Let me know if you wanna be tagged in stuff like this!

But I tag whoever wants to do this! please @ me so i can see your answers!!

#kk i fixed it haha #not bnha #ashy rambles #ashy answers #sorry i just posted this like 5 times haha