#also i actually dont smoke

[elftwink]

to preface this post i am anti-advertising i think we should explode the entire industry but it's sooo funny when you people make posts like "and they don't even work!!" like. sorry to be the bearer of bad news but yes they do. that's why we have to put up with so many despite everyone hating them and thinking its annoying. because they actually work really well and make a shit load of money

#it actually would be way better if they didnt work and made no money bc businesses would abandon them #this isnt like stocks where everythings abstract and is essentially gambling (i dont understand stocks) #like ppl in the ad industry create things. that make a tangible and quantifiable impact on the business #which is then used in further ad planning. it is NOT all smoke and mirrors #like its fake in that the industry is not providing a necessary service the way like. grocery stores are #but its not the level of fake where everything is abstract like theres deliverables #moreover there is an extensive body of academic work specifically on how to make ads more effective #ALSO i think some of u views ads like. as if they have a win condition. which is you buy product #but in current advertising this is pretty rare and comparatively ineffective #which is why you see MANY ads which dont seem to be selling anything in particular. or which have nothing all to do with the product #the 'win' condition for THAT kind of ad is something more like 'viewers remember our name' #like. ex i would say ads for temu have not been effective on me bc i havent bought anything from them #but temu probably thinks they were SUPER effective on me because i talked abt them like 5 different times at work #and i do in fact know exactly what the company does and what they sell #and they were able to capitalize on the reputations of existing companies (wish shein etc) to build their own brand #good idea generator

[sillylittleguyinatrenchcoat]

IN HONOUR OF CAT DROPPING here’s a compilation of some old kazui memes bc i’m too lazy to make more <3 i love one man!!!!

#GAY KAZUI TRUTHERS WE WOONNNNNNN #i dont wanna hear anyone call that theory dumb. we were right all along. like his vd almost outright confirms it #i CRIED while listening to it his va did such a good job #BUT I DIGRESS. THE MV???????? INSANEEE #legit my favorite mv ever? like fr? its def in my top 3 #ive been waiting for so long and im not disappointed at all. the song is a bop #and the visuals!!!!! KAZUI EATING A DOVE!!!!! SMOKING!!!! #deco actually made kazui just for me btw. not many ppl know it but its true #aaaaa i fell even more in love w/ him after the vd and mv…. his philosophy abt lying is so interesting and understandable #but anyway. at some point ill make more of these im just lazy!!! but i love kazui sm. #also yuno/kazui father/daughter dynamic>>>>>>>>> they are fambly….. #milgram #milgram memes #kazui mukuhara

[puppyeared]

Tell me about a song you like right now, maybe an animation you just watched that made you think thoughts and feel things

Only Acting by Kero Kero Bonito!! I want to make an animatic for Macaque using this song and some parts of Shadow Play and the s4 special.. although im still mapping it and deciding whether I want to use the radio edit or not lol

#its like really really rough and mostly in my head rn bc i havent drawn lmk in a while so im a little rusty. probably need to rewatch some #eps if i want to get a good idea of what i wanna include. im also debating if i should wait until we get more context on his and wukongs #past before i do anything bc the last thing i wanna do is butcher it @_@... i was thinking of paralleling the song with the pilgrims #but because i dont actually know what HAPPENED or why mac even thinks wukong killed him thats probably gonna be important to know #but its like really cool in my head.. if u listen to the song sarahs voice uses an audio filter and there are some random glitch effects #which could be good visually for macs smoke monster and him fucking with MK in general.. spooky stuff!!! #the lyrics also speak from the pov of a performer which is what reminded me of mac in the first place so it would be fun to animate to #its in my shower playlist so when i listen to it i get really intense visualizing for what scenes i wanna do. hitting 2 birds with 1 stone #actually thats smth i do when i wanna storyboard smth.. i add it to my shower playlist bc thats where i come up with my ideas lol #but yea!!! if i ever get around to doing it id be really excited to share what i have.. i have another in mind with pigsy and MK #which is way shorter and i could probably get it done during my break... ;o) #my art #myart #ask #answered #lmk #lego monkie kid #lmk macaque #six eared macaque #liu er mihou #doodles #yapping

[luck-of-the-drawings]

VIOLATOR!! DESECRATOR!! TURN AROUND AND MEET THE HATER!!

VEEERRRY HAPPY WITH WILLIAMS LIL SCARY ARC. HORROR MOVIE BOY. LIL ZOMBIE GUY. UNDEAD AND PIIIISSED OFF LIKE CMAAAHHHNNN I HOPE HE KEEPS THAT CHAINSAW FOREVER. IF YOURE UNDEAD CAN YOU STILL GET A NICOTINE ADDICTION? I SURE HOPE SO!

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi prime defenders #jrwi pd spoilers #william wisp #FIRST: IF YOU DONT PUT ROB ZOMBIE IN YOUR WILLIAM WISP PLAY LIST I KILL YOU. SECOND: BEHOLD MY EASTER EGGS. FIRST EASTER EGG IS THE CHAINSA #I WROTE CHAINSAW ON IT A BUNCH BC I DIDNT WANNA DRAW DETAILS. ALSO ITS FUNNY. SECOND EASTEREGG IS THE LOBOTOMY CORP HOODIE. #THIRD : HEY KIDS YOU WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY? QUOTE FROM HELLSING ABRIDGED. REMEMBER HELLSING ABRIDGED? YEAAAH YOU DO #OKay those are the easter eggs. also i hope william actually gets into smoking i think thats SO funny. also its cool as hell #like with the blue wisp fire n everything? COOOl as hell i hope he gets his leather jacket back too. REMEMBER KIDS! #smoking is COOL AS FUCK but also itll kill you so dont. if ur undead its fine though. #IN OTHER NEWS! williams 'need a hand?' bit was SO fuckin funny. like it didnt need to be that funny. I WISH I COULD ANIMATE THIS WHOLE SHOW #ITS SUCH A CLEAR CARTOON IN MY FOUL BRRRAAAAIIINNN!!!!!! SPEAKin o my foul brain i LOVE SWIRLS!! CAN U TELL??? #I LOVE DRAWIN WILLIAM WITH THE SQUARE/ROUND SPIRALS DEPENDING ON HIS MOOD. ESPECially in the black/white/grey arc #i draw him with only sharp spirals in that arc. the spirals soften once he chills out tho. YOULL SEE IN THE NEXT DRAWING I POST #guyyysss i love william so mmuuuuch i project all my middleschool gothness onto him and it makes me so happy #im sO GLAD I FIUCKIN FIGURED OUT HIS HAIR BTW. IT LOOKS SO GOOD NOW. LOOK AT ME IMPROOOVOEEE AAAAAIUURURUGHHRAAAUUGHHHHHHH

[dilfdyke]

not to make the stupid dr who posts more serious but i do hate how often i see rankings of how often the doctors fuck/smoke/etc and without fail 11 and 13 are at the bottom. usually "based on vibes". real quick what are those vibes and what are your opinions on autistic ppl

#dont get me wrong i dont think 13 actually fucks that much or 11 actually smokes that much #but like. for actual character reasons not for the autism #this also kinda happens with 12 but on the opposite end of things

[handweavers]

i rarely take edibles/get high anymore but every time i'm about to go back to malaysia i'm like 'oh shit i gotta get high because i won't be able to do that while i'm there' (??)

#ime you can actually find weed there but its not worth it (life in prison) #i also dont smoke bc my lungs are made of tissue paper so

[p4nishers]

can't believe crowley relates to sad, beautiful, tragic by taylor swift now.

#i am SICK #also i bet losing dogs and i dont smoke both by mitski. waiting room by phoebe bridgers uhh idk #like its actually making me ill i cannot #also LAST KISS SHSU XD AK #azicrow #aziracrow #crowley #good omens #good omens s2 #ineffable spouses #ineffable husbands #go s2

[problemothic]

me (the evil npd alter) when i start fronting and my face changes to become sadistic and evil:

#actually npd #npd #ableism #system memes #npd symptom holder #npd memes #plural memes #npd bigotry tw #npd stigma #pls tell me if there are other tags ppl use to filter out npd bigotry even if made fun of bc i dont know them but im trying my best out her #hazbin hotel fictive #undescribed #also god i was just trying to find info about specific alters having npd when a lot of the system doesnt #and found these assholes talking about us like theyre telling ghost stories and im like #man im just a normal guy living my life can u not be weird about it lol #but also #ooh am i that scawwy honey #fear me more :3 #red smoke and mirrors

[jrueships]

the username 😭😭 how did he remember it

I'M A STUDENT ATHLETE 🗣‼️‼️‼️👶🏾

#me and sauce will start the abstinence club #'i also had a master plan ...' LMAO?? #hes so silly #so evil theater villain who is actually quite harmless #but u have to act like hes not or he'll get sad #i need to stop telling people i dont smoke or drink cus of abuse and just start telling them it doesnt fit in my master plan #i fully believe baby sauce had it all listed out too #he could not understand why the draft wouldnt have him at number one when hes so awesome #his older brother (who had to be the fatherly role in the family) had to make him organized charts to help explain it to him #sauce would own one of those secret pink say the password diaries and record everything in invisible ink #hes someone who actually journals in the journals he buys #that baby video of him saying all his goals to complete during and after highschool #IT IS! AN ITEMIZED LIST!!! #his MASTER PLANS!!!!!!! #sauce

[wishing4nuclearwinter]

microdosing on self care by not watching the new fallout trailer

#i saw the first one from a few months back and i ended up ranting about it to like 3 different people who dont give a shit #however i will also be macrodosing on masochism when I watch the actual show once it releases #but i plan on turning the watching experience into a drinking and/or smoking game so that should help #wish babbles

[killwizard]

"Wizard high?" nah, call me philosopher stoned, the way I'm calcinating this cannabis

Smokin that al kimiya kush

Sublimating that earthly and airy pack into straight gas

#I dont actually smoke weed anymore this post is stolen valor sorry #I also dont do alchemy yet so thats also stolen valor #sorry gang

[crispplant]

TWST BUT ITS MY STONER HCS FOR THEM I GUESS

guys I don’t know how to make the text a diff color how do I do that. NVM I FIFURED IT OUT

Anyways um my hcs for twst gang on whether or not they smoke b. C I’m high rn & I want to

HEARTSLABYUL

Riddle: u look me in the eye & tell me he hasn’t tried taking a hit at least once. He broke the rules like once when he was younger he’s definitely done it again. Trey & Chenya offered him a hit once btw I was there. I think it was just a one time thing for him tho, he did it once & decided he didn’t like it so he hasn’t done it since

Ace: not a stoner and has not smoked before, but deffo wants to. If u asked him to join a sesh he’d be like hell yeah & then be internally shitting himself bc it’s his first time smoking. Gets the munchies when he’s high (bro would luv Taco Bell btw)

Deuce: somehow I think he hasn’t yet. wants to try it but also a lil nervous abt it idk. would only smoke with ppl hes totally comfy with (ace, yuu, u get it)

Cater: trying to fight off the demons telling me he’d be a stoner but like. I just feel like he Could be ynk. Actually. I think he’s the type to only have hit pens before. I think he has a pen. Bro probably suddenly panics and pats down all his pockets going “where’s my pen”. I mean this in the most endearing way I luv him okay

Trey: also fighting off the demons telling me he’d be a stoner. I thinkkkk……I think he would not be a stoner but he’d be so chill w someone being like do u wanna join a sesh. I think he’s used to chenya smoking so he’d be so good at babysitting anyone who needs to be watched if they get a lil too high ynk. the big brother instinct kicks in & he’s like “okay you need to Sit down” (and sat I will be🫡)

SAVANACLAW

Leona: oh man. Oh man. Leona’s a stoner & I know bc I smoke w him btw. it just feels right ynk idk I just think he needs Smthn to keep him sane at that school and I just think part of it is weed. He shares w ruggie sometimes bc they’re actually bestest friends in the whole wide world obvi.

Ruggie: I think he picks up for whenever leona buys another ounce. He’s like walking thru the halls of nrc w an ounce on him & if anyone asks him abt it he’s just like haha idk what u mean. really only smokes w leona but will always say yes to a sesh if he’s invited. Deffo gets munchies & cooks up some banger meals for him & whoever he’s with. Coughs like a mf tho. He’ll be like choking so bad & leona has to be like “r u good”.

Jack: no. He’d just side eye someone if he smells weed on them. The way dogs do ynk. That’s all

OCTAVINELLE

Azul: no 1 azul hater tries to make hc for azul that doesn’t include being mean to him challenge. Level impossible. um . He um . I think no, he definitely watches the tweels get high & goes what the hell.freaks. but I don’t think he’s ever rlly felt compelled to smoke anyways

Jade: o ya. Ya. Hes so a stoner. I do think he prefers shrooms & grows his own but he enjoys getting high from anything natural 🫶

Floyd: u look me in the eye & tell me this freak isn’t a stoner. He’s probably stoned more days than not esp during class idfk. He gets rlly quiet if he gets high enough tho. He just has many thoughts.

SCARABIA

Kalim: another one I’m split on idk. I rlly think it could go either way. Ummmmm ok he smokes occasionally & gets a lil paranoid whenever he’s high enough but knows how to just 🤫 sit quietly with his thoughts and talk himself thru it

Jamil: stoner. Same reasons as leona I think, he just needs smthn to decompress sometimes. will NOT smoke w kalim bc he feels the need to babysit him always. Probably smokes every night after kalims asleep just so he doesn’t have to worry abt anything 🙏

POMEFIORE

Vil: not a stoner but will occasionally smoke. weed has health benefits but the actual smoke will fuck up his vocal chords if he does it enough so he only does it sometimes 🤫

Rook: no. As much as I want to say yes I feel like he’s enough of a freak to enjoy being sober all the time ynk. He’s probably like *french accent* “augh non✨smouqing marajuanna will dull my senses✨I preghfer to stay aleghrt and awaghre at aull times” idk

Epel: oh this kid has been smoking since middle school for sure. He’s made an apple into a pipe once. Doesn’t smoke as much as like leona or jamil but he’s definitely up there. Vil isn’t super fond of the smell of weed so he has to sneak around outside to do anything (unless vil joins).

IGNIHYDE

Idia: this man has never touched weed in his life. He starts getting paranoid before his first hit. I don’t have much to say abt him I don’t know. Oh I do feel like he’s done acid tho?? Idk. He gets nervous abt weed but he just kinda popped a tab once & went on a journey & was fine abt it.

Ortho: um nuh uh. Can he um….would he even be able to….like..inhale…………..sry um anyways. He is not allowed to do drugs anyways

DIASOMNIA

Malleus: He’s gotten high before but he got so paranoid & then hungry & then he passed out for 12 hours so he’s not fond of it. I think if yuu asked him to join a sesh he’d agree tho. He’d be like “haha. Childof man. Of course I will smoke with you. And nothing bad will happen.”

Lilia: HELLLL YEAH HES A STONER. Oh he’s sooo a stoner he knows his shit too he has like five different strains & he’s like do u want this one or this one or this one. Is so so good at taking care of ppl too. Has been thru it all so🫶would be very good to smoke w if it’s ur first time. Also very big advocate for no peer pressuring. Always makes sure everyone’s comfy & not freaking out.

Silver: not a stoner definitely but he’s probably smoked like once or twice. Probably takes the best naps after. But took a bong rip once & did not have a good time. Too much too fast. The room was spinning & he had to lay down.

Sebek: so not a stoner but has smoked one(1) time when mal did. he got so quiet & in his head & ppl kept being like “😟are u okay” bc he wasn’t yelling. Lilia was good abt checking in on him. He was fine he just had so so many thoughts in his brain.

Ok that’s all ty 4 reading🤞🤞

Anyways remember if ur gonna be under the influence of anything 2 stay safe, stay smart, & if soemone tried to peer pressure u into anything then bite them rlly hard🫶

#oh god #I DONT ACTUALLY HATE AZUL HES JUSY FUN TO MAKE FUN OF OKAY #sry abt the horrid french accent I typed in btw #anyways #this is very much just me rambling also sry if they r bad #do we think the profs smoke #idk #I think I’m funny #twst #oh my goddd I am Not tagging each individual name sorry gang #heartslabyul #savanaclaw #octavinelle #scarabia #pomefiore #ignihyde #diasomnia #hcs #twst hcs #twisted wonderland

[givehimthemedicine]

I think narratively El has to say I love you to Max. she's been hanging everything on hearing those words and I think she has to realize saying it is important too, that she's not the only one who needs to hear it.

there's been so much in 4 (actually kinda in 3 too) about El finding the importance of other kinds of love than romantic, and we didn't spend as much time processing this part, but the end of 4 also gave us a lot to chew on about the importance of giving her own love, and not just waiting around hoping to receive it. she spent all this time waiting to find power in love from Mike but actually found it in her own love for Max. maybe the "I love you" she's waiting to hear is in her own voice.

#i dont mean this in a romantic way but #elmax #it would be meaningful for el to tell literally every one of her friends that she loves them #and hopper and joyce #but I say max specifically because of the huge focus in s4 #I also need max to know that her friends love her #actually i really need to see someone tell max to her face that they love her just to see how weird she would be about it #she'd panic and throw a smoke bomb and disappear like a magician but then think about it like 🥺 for literally the rest of her life #mine #character analysis

[baby-prophet]

do you think my roommate will rat me out about vaping in the bathroom .............

#just incase i moved all my contraband #or at least i hope i got all of it... #i was going to just play dumb but i can see that backfiring #but i can also see this backfiring bc of physical evidence #like actual proof of admittance to the crime #im very anxious about this omg #i dont think she likes me #norm.allie #i domt not like her but idk i hope she moves out.. #college owns #but my school doesnt tolerate any type of drug or alcohol. #i have gotten reckless and have been smoking wayyyy too much #this is my sign to fucking knock it off #hopefully she doesnt tell on me #if she does i will kms. 😒 jk but i dont want to get kicked out..... #what is wrong with me. #i wish we were friends.. or at least talked tho #bc since i don't know her i don't know what she'll do #hopefully she doesn't say anything....... godly this was her warning

[valentinoappreciator]

Doing hard drugs for the first time with Valentino 💞

Valentino grins at you as you enter his living room. You're visibly nervous; tugging at your earlobe and biting your lower lip. Yet, for all your nerves, if not downright fears, your steps are measured and confident as you walk over to sit next to him on the massive, overly spacious, red leather couch. Your high heels click against the polished floor.

"Good girl," he grins, immediately grabbing your chin to force you to look at him. He kisses you roughly, and the taste of his cigarettes lingers on his tongue as he shoves it down your throat. It makes you moan without even thinking, without even needing a script.

Your eyes close, and only when Valentino laughs mockingly, do they open again. Realizing you must've looked comically blissful, you blush a bit.

"So, baby cakes," he purrs and strokes a long, clawed finger down your cheek, "I hear from... reliable sources, that you've never done drugs. Are my sources to be trusted on this? Have you really never tried anything fun?"

You shake your head.

"N-No, I haven't. Some guy at my previous job offered me weed, but I... refused."

Valentino tilted his head slightly, grinning, but clearly confused.

"And why did you refuse, honey?"

"Well, I... he was a colleague. I wanted to remain professional with him. I didn't know him. If I'm to do drugs, I want it to be with someone I trust not to hurt me."

"Aawww, and you chose me to do drugs with for the first time? Darling, you flatter me," he purrs, tilting your head back with a finger under your chin. He kisses you again, but this time without tongue. There's not tenderness to it, because Valentino doesn't do tender, but, you think to yourself, if it was anyone but Valentino, it would have been tender.

But you don't want anyone but Valentino.

No, you want him. With all his deranged talk, all the debauchery he has you put up with. It's all him, and that's who you want. It's who you desire.

"Yes," you breathe against his lips, closing your eyes a sliver once more.

"Well then," he grins and pulls back, simultaneously pulling out a small bag of white powder from a pocket in his long coat.

Your heart skips a beat, and you suck in a breath. Valentino hears, of course, and skewers you with his sharp gaze.

"Nervous?"

"Yes," you repeat.

He grins.

"Aaww, baby, no need to be. Daddy will take good care of you. Don't I always?"

"Yes, Daddy. You always take such good care of me."

His grin widens, pulling his eyes into narrow, red slits. From another coat pocket, he withdraws a folded stack of bills. They're as crisp as a winter morning back on Earth. Probably as new as they come, too. Hot off the press.

"Now, doll," he begins in a sultry drawl, removing the clip from the money, and puts the notes on the coffee table. "You just let Daddy take care of this, okay? Don't want nothing to happen to my favorite girl, now do we?"

You giggle nervously.

"Of course not, Daddy."

"That's a good girl."

He shakes out a - to you - sizeable amount of coke. When you had said that you had never tried hard drugs before, you had assumed you would start out with a small dose. Not... this much. This looks like it could and would put you six feet more under the ground.

But, being a good girl, you don't say anything. Nothing to disturb Valentino as he uses some of the bills to line up the coke in several neat lines. Nothing to suggest that you're getting cold feet. Because, oddly enough, while it is scary, you aren't getting cold feet.

No, you're actually... excited about the idea of doing drugs with Valentino.

So, when he pulls you between his long, skinny legs, asking if you're comfortable, you snicker and nod.

"Yes, Daddy. Very comfortable." As if to emphasize just how comfortable, you snuggle back against him with a loud, dramatic sigh of content. He purrs, kissing your cheek.

"There's a good girl," he murmurs. With his insane height, he can easily loom over you, and he does. His body towering above yours, two of his hands help yours to grab a bill.

"Here, baby," he coos. "You want to do it like so." He shows you how to fold the bill to form a sort of tube. For once, he is actually gentle with you as he guides you.

"That's it. And then you just sniff it up into your pretty, little nose."

You're trembling - quite a lot, actually - by now, but Valentino is stroking your back and hair soothingly.

"All.... all of them, Daddy?"

He laughs. There's no mocking undertones this time.

"God no, baby! I don't want you to die again, however temporary that might be. No no, you start with this one," he points out a small, thin line in front of you, "and then you can do this one, if you're feeling brave." He points to another line, roughly the same size as the first one, but maybe a bit thicker.

You nod and swallow heavily.

"O...Okay."

He squeezes your shoulders before letting go of them again.

"No rush, baby doll. You can take your time," he purrs into your ear. "Daddy won't be mad. Promise."

You smile weakly.

"Thank you, Daddy," you mumble.

Squeezing the crisp bill a bit tighter, but without crumbling it, you lean down over the table. You position the hole of the tube over the start of the line, the other end of the tube at your left nostril.

"Remember, move quickly. Don't give the scary thoughts time to settle, baby." He sounds... excited.

You nod slightly and let out a deep, careful, shaky breath.

Then you do it. Moving quickly, while sniffing deeply, you end up snorting the entire line without difficulty. However, it stings something awful, and you wince once you sit back up.

Valentino is instantly over you, pushing you on your back and shoving his tongue in your mouth once more. You moan excitedly, grabbing the front of his coat, and return the kiss as best you can.

"That's it. I knew you could do it, baby," he purrs once he pulls back. "I knew I did right by making you my favorite."

The coke isn't kicking yet, but you know that Valentino has access to, and only dishes out, the purest drugs. Something tells you it won't take long before you're high out of your mind.

#text #my post #hazbin hotel #valentino hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin hotel fic #drugs #suggestive #??? #i dont fucking know #first time doing drugs and its with valentino??? SWOONS <3 #of course he wont debase himself with actually doing drugs himself #he just wants me to do it so i'll be pliant and high and needy #AND BY GOD I WILL LET HIM DO WHATEVER TO ME #also mandatory disclaimer: i have never tried drugs. #ive never even smoked weed. idk what its like to snort coke #i just went off what i always see in movies and stuff

[molabuddy]

in my professional opinion ive decided the hottest thing an anime character can be ever is: a little bit silly , wearing a big coat, turtleneck & round glasses , & very notably insane in the head ❤

#smoking #characters are anko uguisu (call of the night) & franken stein (soul eater) ^_^ #they also both smoke . smoking is bad ⚠ but when hot anime ppl do it its ok & dare i say a little bit sexey ❤ #im complimenting her here but i dont actually like anko very much . shes mean . shes hot as hell tho #buddy's cool words