#also fuck men lmao

[ferretwhomst]

mullet stan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3<3<3 featuring an old brush i havent used in ages + a bonus paranoid ford

i swear every time i draw him his hair gets fluffier somehow. you can tell what order i drew these in from the fluff levels increasing

#gravity falls #gf #gravity falls fanart #stan pines #stanley pines #mullet stan #grunkle stan #ford pines #stanford pines #is there a name for this specific era of ford??? #grunkle ford #stan twins #also lmao every Fucking time i post abt stan on here #i HAVE to make it clear that i think he likes men #i will not shut up abt stanley pines bisexuality #ferret's art

[suffarustuffaru]

hi i made a tier list of how homophobic rezero characters are

hello in the spirit of valentine's day and the very welcoming community here on rezero tumblr i decided to make this with the help of my lovely mutuals.

#anyway heres some fun little explanations if youd like to read: #otto has. so much internalized shit going on i dont even know where to begin. not as severe as like subaru fr and def not in the same way a #whatevers happening with ferris but like by the time u get to arc 8 hes a total shitshow LJSLDKF #like ottos. transphobic. canonically. with natsumi schwartz. and then hes def got More going on bc his attachment style is soo.... #wilhelm and heinkel i think would def be homophobic outside of reinhard/reinhard related things but its funnier to describe it like that ok #and either way the main target of their homophobia is gonna be reinhard LMAO #oni elders suck ok. theyd all be homophobic #rams got a strong case of comphet rn but when she doesnt have comphet shes chillin with subarus gf and having wlw mlm hostility with subaru #and otto. the entire judges your taste tier is all insane teen girls or frufoo and patrasche (who DEFINITELY judge otto and subarus taste) #frufoo patrasche are like that one reddit post about that one guys dog being homophobic after seeing their owner get topped in gay sex #also als in that tier bc al. #alcor is technically subaru but he gets to be a tier lower than subaru bc. hes also not technically subaru its very complicated but #at least he doesnt have the entire boy drama subaru has LSJDF #reids iconic line is the ones where he calls julisuba boyfriends u know. its extremely iconic. #a dear mutual of mine has informed me tivey is in lol ok while his triplet siblings wouldnt know what being gay is which LKJDSLFSD thats #fucking funny i had to do it #id argue satella is in lol ok bc she lets subaru do almost anything ok. this includes being terribly into men. she knows shes got his heart #either way. and also elsa dont care unless it affects how ur guts taste #rems reaction is gonna be lol ok unless its subaru coming out to her. then shes gonna have some Mixed Feelings #rezero #re:zero #i forgot to add but u could def argue garf knows what being gay is bc his two older brothers are just Like That #but also neither of his brothers would be caught dead explaining what being gay is to him

[craycraybluejay]

yeah yeah you hate me I'm an evil disgusting perverted manwhore we have each other blocked everywhere blah blah but I know you still jerk off to me and I know it makes you hate yourself a bit because you don't have the strength to accept the darker parts of your desire. but you can't help yourself and I take pleasure in the knowledge.

#this pussy makes homosexual men hate themselves !! #this tdick makes you want to kill yourself !! #this wretched and desirous personality has captivated you so !! #pussy change your life like im god~ they always fall in love not my fault~ #im never pickin up when they call~ #<- song lyrics #you want to fuck me so bad it makes you act stupid !! #im genuinely not mad people are generally going to end up hating themselves too much to be chill #but i am having a wild laugh bc this mf who told me i'm a gross freak also told me that he has sex dreams about me regularly #like yeah ok faggot #watch this loser text me in like a year apologizing for being a judgy little bitch begging me to respond LMFAO #thank u next hoe !! #idk its extra liberating to not only decide to be more choosy but also to know they obsessed #how's the vanilla boyfriend taste? can he get you off 7 times in a row? does he make you feel free and hedonistic? #anyway yeah im just being mean here bc its a mood boost i would not say this shit to anyone lmao #trust me bro i am literally the last person to cross the line when i get emotional (usually excited sometimes angry or horny) #ok no im a little prone to excitedly infodumping for 8 hrs but i try not to offend people #making enemies for no reason is a terrible idea

[rikebe]

tfw your shitty dad wont stop having kids

commission info

#daken akihiro #laura kinney #gabby kinney #raze darkholme #jimmy hudson #dark wolverine #all new wolverine #honey badger #xmen #x men #wolverine #snikt family #sniktfam #saw a comment calling akihiro the oldest child coming out of the first marriage and its SO real. he has child of divorce energy #this ones a sketch that got away from me lmao #ig this could be like a normie no power au but also i just wanted to draw angsty teen akihiro its very fucking funny to me #think of it as ~metaphorical #also raze bc i love raze. nobody appreciates him #im rly into the nonexistent relationship between the wolverine brothers #art only

[zeb-z]

Foolish: they’re comparing me to Einstein

Cellbit: oh! like that guy from Oppenheimer, right?

Jaiden: wait, I thought Oppenheimer was the guy from Oppenheimer

Foolish (?): Oppenheimer’s in Oppenheimer?

Cellbit: yeah

Jaiden: yeah, I think so

Cellbit: …they had sex

Foolish (?): Oppenheimer and Einstein?!

Cellbit: yeah, sorry, spoilers

#yes yes entirely fictional men Oppenheimer and Einstein #also the question marks are because I can’t 100 remember if foosh said those or if it was Jaiden jsjfkskd #their shenanigans today are so fucking funny. Russian roulette and mines on the statue. egg cart and Oppenheimer and hatsune Mike #Cellbit using his employee of the month framed photo to one up foolish lmao #qsmp #mcyt #cellbit #foolish #jaiden #z speaks #MIKU

[jeysuso]

They talking. People are saying there's cracks in the Bloodline. Now listen, I know there's issues going on, everything’s been crazy. We got a Sami Zayn problem, we got a Kevin Owens problem, me and you need to defend these tag team championships, and on top of that, I know you got issues with the Tribal Chief, and I can't do this alone.

#jimmy uso #jey uso #wweedit #the usos #friday night smackdown #wwe smackdown #now listen. when i tell you i'm crying about two grown ass men #who i know aren't even feuding cause they travelled to the show together.... #don't judge me #i need jimmy to get away from roman #i need him to be with jey #i need them to not be separated #but i also need jey not to give up his own goddamn soul to be there for his brother #because jey deserves so much better #they're not just issues he has w/ the tribal chief jimmy it's TRAUMA. #sami wasn't lying baby you need to LISTEN. #i love them both so much #p.s jimmy does not get enough credit #that man can act his ASS off. that promo with sami? FUCK. #i wanted to gif that but i've posted so much today lmao #mine*

[feline-evil]

Never gonna be over how unutterably pathetic and in dire need of ANY kind of companionship or friendship that doesn't revolve around their band the entirety of dethklok are. I love these horrible idiots who are so devoid of any real connections outside of themselves that they will latch onto anyone unfortunate enough to get too close to any one of them! And GOD help anyone they latch onto!!

#jay talkin #metalocalypse #im thinking about the doubles episode where they just seem genuinely happy to have 'friends' #who arent like. industry people. these men are so starved of any kind of connection #and it takes them four seasons a rock opera and a movie to realise they can find that in each other lmao #also thinking about how quickly any of them bond and become really intense abt anyone in their life #aka: NATHAN TOWARDS ABIGAIL. oh dear poor abigail oh dear #but also toki to damn near anyone and this goes for the entire band tbh as well they all do this at least once #and yeah its mainly cuz 10min eps mean u gotta progress stuff fast #but also holy shit. charles these boys want friends so bad u gotta set em up on playdates or smth #maybe it'd get some of their dumb stupid idiot energy out and they'd be better behaved. well. no they wldnt but... u can dream #i do think theres smth to be said that yeah all of dethklok are cool theyre metal superstars they r good at what they do #theyre also fucking prophesised saviours too and theyre also incredibly dangerous idiots and terrible ppl #but never forget that they are also. so so SO pathetic and isolated and dysfunctional #these men have not lived in the real world in decades and are disconnected and unsocial and spoilt and u can see that this does impact #the way they interact w the world! they need like. anything other than the band in their lives hah. they do need to pal around #im glad they find that in each other eventually!! #i dont want 2 sound like im babying them or infantilising them these r grown asshole idiot men but like. listen these shitheards r lonelyyy #everyone in their lives is like. assigned to be there and is set as beneath them in a class and workbased system #they dont rlly have ppl who r just there cuz they like em. outside of fans. and fans arent rlly a real connection yknow #their only connections come via work networking sex and violence and worship baby!!!! its fucked up!

[user-name-h3re]

at least he's happy now i guess

#camp camp #cc nurf #cc nurf's dad #cc ocs #my art #hashtag gang #they keep changing his lore its pissing me off #but him having a bunch of step dads is lowkey kinda funny tbh #he used to beat their asses for fucking his mom but they're chill now #idk if it shows but the guy on the top right has a face tattoo #i also love that his mom absolutely hates every single one of them #i think she keeps marrying men so that her son can get a good male role model since his dad leaving affected him so much #but nurf used to terrorise them so they kept leaving lmao #(theyre in good terms now bc character development) #i think mrs.nurfington has the biggest case of comphet known to mankind but nurf wants her to find out on her own #cc gaylord nurfington

[craneboys]

this came to me during work today

#meanwhile i actually hyperfixated on seinfeld first before frasier #imagine my surprise when i first saw daphne and went holy shit that's the virgin #i had a crush on fucking george lmao continuing the trend of pathetic bald men apparently #there's some actual real frasier nbc promos where frasier says that seinfeld is his fave show and also that they should be medicated #they honestly go hand in hand it's that good writing and underlying horniness #frasier #seinfeld #meme #my memes #i know this meme is kinda old but idc i needed to will it into existence

[tessaservopoulos]

tess and joel are in love with each other so just jot that down!

#'men and women can just be friends' they fuck raw on the daily #keep ur discourse away from me #also if you watched tess's death scene and think there were no romantic feelings involved... #what the hell did you watch lmao #tess servopoulos #joel miller #tp #otp: mine #ship: joel x tess

[dandyghest]

so uhhhh men's stomachs, amiright?

[ID: Digital art of Guzma from Pokemon Sun and Moon. He is drawn twice sleepily stretching as if he's just gotten out of bed, and wearing only a pair of sweatpants. Guzma is a young mid-20's man with short wavy hair, a bit of stomach paunch and some pectoral body fat, with a wide-ish line of body hair running down from the top of his chest to the waistband of his pants. In the first pose, he is leaning back slightly, arms raised and bent to reach behind his back, yawning widely with his eyes closed. In the second, he is reaching high up into the air with one hand while learning over to the side slightly, with his other arm bent with his elbow sticking straight out and his fist closed beside his face, once again yawning widely with his eyes closed. A couple bubbles with a popped one are doodled beside each face to symbolise sleepy yawning. End ID.]

#guzma #guzma pokemon #gallytrottings #dandyart dot png #MEN. <3 #it's sort of pokemon fanart but mostly just... appreciation (and objectification LMFAO) of men... #guzma just happened to be the dude I felt like drawing at the time. also !! -> #I get tired of seeing people draw him skinny or super ripped LMAO that man has a belly!! he lives on cheap fast food!! he drinks regularly! #he would NOT have fucking washboard abs are u kidding me #my crusade to spread appreciation of body fat begins.... #we're only going up from here !!!

[hornystiel]

i just love how we all went 'those two men fucked :)' re harvey knowing about bruce being batman and turner not knowing shit. and the whole 'i'm basically his uncle' thing. uhhuh. gay

#i will ship him with men and i will ship him with batman because i love batman and i want them to fuck <3 #also because of jensen of course lmao #cockles superhero verse just for insane cockles girlies #gotham knights #gk spoilers #harvey dent #bruce wayne

[gunpowder-gemini]

FINALLY have wrestled my brain into sitting down and watching Good Omens and it is, in fact, very good!! Incredibly good!! Absolutely in love with it ♥️♥️♥️

It does, however, hurt terribly

#as a queer with hella religious trauma fucking OW 😭😭😭 #Aziraphale is exactly who I used to be #and Crowly is so much like who I am now #'I only ever asked questions' yeah me too 😭 #i really thought i'd kinda made peace with my religious trauma but it turns out i very much have not 🙃🙃🙃🙃 #i'm like 2 eps into season 2 currently but i do know generally what happens and I DO know how it ends #and it breaks my fucking heart bc I'm going to be so upset with Aziraphale but I'm gonna understand him better than I want to #bc fuck if I didn't think I could fix heaven once #i really hope that when that line of thinking comes crashing down around him spectacularly #it doesn't do so in a way that kills any hope and makes him act apathetic as a defense mechanism to pretend it doesn't hurt #bc Crowley and I are already here and I want Aziraphale to avoid that #and it sucks and Aziraphale is too good to end up like this I want him to be ok 🥺 #Crowley was too good to end up like this too but he's already here so I just hope he can heal better than I apparently haven't #idk I'm in love with this show and these middle-aged gay men but I'm also incredibly fucking triggered lmao #like ow mr gaiman good job but also kinda fuck you but also please I'm trusting you to give this a good end

[imminent-danger-came]

Can we take a moment to appreciate how many hats SWK manages to keep crammed on his head in lmk?

That man was doomed by the narrative, is mourned by the narrative, is and was haunted by the narrative AND is haunting the narrative, all at the same time! And lmk isn’t his story, and he doesn’t think of it as his story, and he doesn’t want it to be his story, but it’s also exactly his story, just a little to the left, and he is trying to remove himself from this new story, but also can't escape it because this isn't his story but also it is, and he's taking steps to ensure this don’t end up like his story, and is accidentally contributing to problems that are making it like his story all over again as a result. What a character!

To quote Anne Carson,

"To live past the end of your myth is a perilous thing".

I think, strangely enough, most characters in Lego Monkie Kid are living past the end of their myth (jttw). You have Wukong who is the only original pilgrim still alive and around, you have Tang, Mei, Pigsy, and Sandy who are all reincarnations of the pilgrims (supposedly), and then you have all the antagonists who try and continue their stories in their own way. DBK was freed from under the mountain, almost killing his wife and son in his continued pursuit of world domination. LBD escaped her prison early, continuing her plan for a perfect world which ended in her defeat, her end. Spider Queen refused to accept the end of her empire, and ultimately was killed by LBD for it. Azure Lion had been sealed in the scroll, and after being released immediately tried to continue his rebellion, his hubris, martyrdom, and refusal to change becoming his downfall.

I think in Wukong's own way, he does something similar—falling into old habits and becoming his own undoing. His search for the samadhi fire was exactly what Macaque was upset about in the 4x11 argument:

"You're the one always running off! Searching for more power, or more sources of immortality: you're the one who wouldn't quit while we were ahead!"

MK earlier in the special makes the point "Why didn't he just stop, right here? He was already so much stronger than anyone ever needed to be." to which Macaque replies, "Wukong didn't think so, he always thought he had to be stronger—more immortal." And that's what he does in s2 isn't it? He still isn't strong enough. He can't defeat LBD, so he has to go find the power that will make him strong enough to do just that—and Wukong finds the samadhi fire. Which in turn leaves MK behind, and has him relive his life's story again.

Like, this dude is CRAZZZYYYY

#literally one of the character of all time #Don't even get me started on the og pilgrims living past the end of their myths through the main gang #Like. COME ON DUDE #COME ON #THEY'RE ALL JUST DEAD MEN BRO #WITH THEIR INHERITED DEAD MAN WEAPONS #MEI'S DOUBLY SO #Everyone is just carrying on their stories that should have ended a long time ago #Which is such a fun take since this is a ''modern retelling'' #They are like. ''This is a modern retelling but should this story be retold? Should it continue?'' #Yet they're also like ''Telling the same stores of friendship and courage and redemption are part of being human'' #And I'm like. bro #BRO #story motif is everything to me #Cause you know like in 4x03. When Tang is like ''The next chapter is calling...it's time to answer the call!'' #And the way that none of the characters do that lol. Lmao #Like they sure should move on but they don't. Lol. Lmao #I'm insane about it. I'm losing my mind #Like they had the stupid fucking boneless skinless grandpa parallel most of their characters do you know how insane I feel #lmk #lego monkie kid #lmk analysis #story motif #lmk SWK #asks #anne carson #also didn't check to make sure the things I quoted were 100% correct #Like I think I've just memorized it. But I'm not sure #Oh well

[jeysuso]

#jey the rock uso, everybody

#jey uso #walemania #idk what they had them drinking this night #or how STRONG #but these men are drunk as fuck #and it had them impersonating the rock at every given opportunity #between this and the way jimmy walked on stage and stood with big e. sirs. fuckin calm down #i just know adam went home and cried this night #they rinsed him for all he was worth and then compared him to sami #notice how jey was really nice to him though #he asked how ucey would they rate him and jey contemplated #jimmy straight up cut his throat. bastard (affectionate) #the one positive is that they understood his accent really well lmao #made me feel all 😌 cause they'd also understand me #also the way he looks so fucking proud of himself in that last one. sit your intoxicated ass DOWN joshua #mygifs*

[tibby]

truly exhausted of “”feminist”” films that don’t even really say anything revolutionary or even explore basic issues in depth and instead rely on 2013 tumblr esque dialogue to make a movie that feels hollow and removed from any subtlety or nuance because it’s too busy throwing basic statements at you like a hand grenade and almost play into these ideas of strawmen and make characters feel less like people and more like caricatures. but then because the film is so heavily based on this idea of being “”feminist”” any criticism is written off as just “hating women” because apparently film criticism dies whenever the movie is supposedly some feminist piece of art. a movie being by women and about women doesn’t inherently make it good and if all you’re doing is providing a more sanitised version of a movie that was made ten, twenty, fifty years ago then your stories are not only bland but also unoriginal.

#anyway i watched black christmas 2019 and. lmao. #also not for nothing but surely it undoes the entire point of your film #the point being Men Are Evil And Use Their Power And Privilege To Abuse Women #to then make the actions of the men in the movie the result of some fucking curse???? #because a guy 200 years ago did pagan rituals???? #disappointing because the idea of it sounds so good on paper. women murder evil rapist fratboys <3 #but instead we got terminally online dialogue and some stupid supernatural plot and like. terrible filmmaking. #also they did themselves no favours by marketing it as a black christmas remake #like what did it have in common besides sorority girls being murdered and being set at christmas #also original black christmas was arguably more feminist despite being made by a man in the 1970s but whatever #at least cary elwes had fun