#also btw i do not know gi im just losing it now i need to find out how similar they are in character

[shiny-the-strange-writes]

the interview

wanna lose a few brain cells??? here you go

unfortunately for @jhaskii @youriko-is-my-jam @minichen123 and @bearsketches

Kanan lay on the fucking ground, moaning like some emo cowboy. “Yeehaaaaaw…”

“Fam what’s up” said You, walking over and pulling her gf off the floor into her toned arms covered in Coppertone™

“I want another gf”

“bitch tf are me and Riko not good enough”

“Y’all are great!! Idk man I just feel like we need a fourth person you know”

“oh mood” said Riko from the other room, pausing her piano cover of All About That Bass and heelie-ing into the room.

Yo-yo shrugged and said “ok that’s fair let’s find another gf” before going on the computer and opening Roblox.

“Dude why are you playing roblox” said Riko, rubbing Yo Momma’s shoulders with more Coppertone™

“I’m catfishing”

“bro everyone on there’s like 12”

“ya but that’s how I found you and Kanan”

“tru but it’s also how you had a bunch of 12-year-olds show up at our house in the meantime”

“tru”

Kanan shook her head. “smh”

“ya well do you have any better ideas” asked Yo-gi Bear

“Watch n learn pardner” said Kanan, pushing her gfs aside and firing up Minecraft. She entered the Roblox Fans on Minecraft server and zeroed in on some thot named diamondminer6969 who clipped through a giant yugioh card to avoid 12 creepers

“wow they are so hot” said Riko, heart going doki doki

“they’ve clipped into my heart” said Yoga

“okokok here I go.” Kanny whispered to diamondminer6969 and said “yo I’m gonna interview you now”

“k”

“do u like girls and aren’t some cis straight white guy”

“hell ya”

“how old r u”

“420”

“boi you’re PERFECT, come fight me irl”

“no u come fight me irl”

“where”

“666 robloxfucker lane”

“it’s a date fam”

~~~~~~~~~

Kanan showed up to 666 robloxfucker lane in her Barbie™ convertible dressed in her yellow crocs and sexy green overalls and Gucchi coat and walked into the wide open door.

“yo diamondminer6969 I’m here show yourself” the room was totally empty save for a bar, a stool, and a giant poster of Shrek lovingly holding a Minion while Michael Cera looked on while eating a Snickles™

Diamondminer6969 backflipped into the room and landed, doing a sick dab but falling on her ass directly afterwards. What a fucking twink. “ouch”

“dude wtf is with your looks”

“I look fine thot, YOU look like you’ve just been shat out of Pennywise’s ass”

“says the one wearing Uggs™ and a tux and a bright pink skirt and fishnets”

“bitch you wanna go??”

“yea thot I came to fight irl so let’s fight irl” Kanan nae nae’d backwards then charged headfirst into diamondminer6969, slamming both into the bar and knocking her out

“bitch” whispered diamondminer6969 just before she passed out

“fuck yeah now I can rob the place”

Kanan turned the entire place up side down but screamed the fuck word when she could only find a broken nendoroid of Kanan Matsuura and a body pillow of Riko Sakurauchi and a Yoda Watanabe bedspread from Love Live! Sunshine!!™

“dude this sucks” she said. She was abt to storm out when she tripped over a laptop covered in Steven Universe and Rick and Morty stickers. She opened it up and immediately closed it when a League of Legends loading screen popped up. “nvm this laptop is trash”

“no ur trash” came a voice from the kitchen

“bitch you wanna go again??”

“nonono I wanna make a truce” said diamondminer6969 “oh btw my real name is Yohane”

“Yohane you just called me trash y u wanna make a truce”

“bc I can. I’ll make you a drink”

“yeah but if you poison it I’ll haunt your ass in the afterlife by making you lose ranked games in LoL while you sleep and then replace it with DOTA 2 files”

“you better fucking not” Yohane grimaced and flopped over the counter and threw a ton of cough syrup and Mystery Juice together and threw a tiny umbrella with the eyes emoji all over it in and slid the drink over

“dude wtf is this”

“pina colada”

“nice” said kanan, drinking it up in one swig

“oh btw there’s alcohol in it”

“alcohol??” kanan’s stomach suddenly hurt like she’d just been dunked on by a skeleton.

“Oh shit it’s Sans Undertale!!”

“no you Fool it’s the underage drinking police”

“yeah well im underage and they haven’t killed me yet”

“dude I thought you said you were 420”

“I lied. I deceived you. I catfished you”

“you’re gross” said kanan, whipping Yohane with her ponytail “blease marry me and my gfs”

“cool fam we can be gremlins and catfish on Minecraft together”

“YEAH”

~~~~~~

“HEY RIKO! YOGURT! WE GOT A NEW GF”

Riko and Yoko Ono stopped making out in front of 12 years olds on Omegle and looked at Yohane like two girls staring at an absolute SNACK and tackled them to the floor and had a 4way makeout sesh

The end

#shitpost #love live!