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#also I want ‘Lord Merlin’s Sexy Hedonistic Spectacular’ merch
shegottosayit · 3 years
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How wasn’t Linda immediately madly in love with Lord Merlin?
In her head Lord Merlin exploded into Louisa’s coming out ball in a sexy hedonistic spectacular. That’s how she first saw him in her heightened fantasy which was born from the reality of showing up as London aesthete who, along with his party of fellow bright young things, made the stuffy old people react they way they did. As a sheltered girl he had to be the sexiest man she’d ever seen in person (if not ever)
And then that sexy and single man with a title invited her, along with her mother and cousin, over to his house for lunch. And after lunch he singled her out and gave her special attention.
He spent the day opening up her world by teaching her about art and music and literature. Which is sexy itself. And when it was all done as the sun was setting they stood on a bridge over a lake and he talked to her about being a romantic person.
Seriously. How wasn’t she in love? She would’ve had no idea about his homosexuality and at that point in her life even if she did know it wouldn’t have changed anything. Why wasn’t she transfixed?
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