#alrighty welcome back to the tags where I attempt to provide context

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The batfam members as random unhinged things my friend has said, pt. 3:

Tim: Did you know that if you die in the hospital of which you were born in, your average velocity is 0

Dick to Babs: You’re controlling and it’s toxic

Babs: So you choose your friends like you choose your dad

Dick: *chokes*

Steph: The Irish...? I get it. Straight up died after a potato famine. Yeah I get that.

Jason, on the phone with Alfred, the same day as he got in a car wreck/got beaten up (my friend had been in a car wreck but we’ll go with whatever the hell red hood had gotten into that night): hold on Alfred I’m gonna burn myself

Alfred: maybe... don’t do that?

Jason: no it’s fine I knew what I signed up for when I decided to cook this meal

Alfed: Master Jason, your body has already been through enough this week. you just need to chill

Jason: nah it’s fine

Alfred: your hand has already been literally burned from your incident

Jason: nah it was just having a bruh moment

Duke: what would tony the tiger say right now

Damian: it’s not malpractice if I meant to do it

Bruce Wayne, billionaire playboy: Don’t threaten me with a good time! (ironic)

Batman, The Dark Knight, the embodiment of Vengeance: Don’t threaten me with a good time! (serious)

#alrighty welcome back to the tags where I attempt to provide context #tim is running on -2 hours of sleep when he says this #dick was joking but barbara really just fucking demolished him #she was talking about bruce btw not mr. grayson #also I only support non-toxic father bruce but this is funny #steph likes potatoes and honestly me too what about it #alfred is concerned at jason burning his already burnt hand but it was just having a bruh moment #also yes that was a real conversation (i tried to adapt it slightly to alfreds talking style but not completely) #tony the tiger would be disappointed #damian isn’t a doctor but if he was this is something he’d say #the difference bruce wayne and batman #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect batman quotes #batfam #batfamily #batman #nightwing #red hood #red robin #robin #spoiler #oracle #signal #batgirl #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #barbara gordon #alfred #damian wayne

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You know what fuck you *unrolls all your silverware*

#alrighty welcome back to the tags where i attempt to provide context #this is just a random thought I had while rolling silverware at work the other day #I didn’t want to be there #and now I don’t have to be there anymore #because my boss is a stubborn idiot who didn’t send his sick employee home or make him at least wear a mask and that employee tested #positive for covid the next day but the boss didn’t tell us so I didn’t bring a mask into work and no one was supposed to wear a mask #and because my boss was unvaccinated he and his wife are now sick with covid and now i’ve been exposed twice #and i’m vaccinated so ig it’s fine but i move into campus on two weeks and I gotta get tested before i can move into my dorm #So i just went ahead and stopped working a week ahead of time #assuming the restaurant will open back up. And some of the other waiters and waitresses need that income for rent or to pay for school #supplies for their kids. Anyways it could have been so easily avoided and now i’m mad and ranting about it in the tags of a vague shitpost #your welcome (also I had this thought long before any of this happened I just needed to rant :)) #shitpost #random #customer service #waitress #rant #my post

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“… if the whole complex lives of many people go on unconsciously, then such lives are as if they had never been.”

~Leo Tolstoy’s Diary, entry date March 1, 1897 (excerpt found in Victor Shklovsky’s ‘Art as Technique’ (1917))

“If no one in the entire world cared about you, did you really exist at all?”

~Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Angel, 2010

#alrighty welcome back to the tags where i attempt to provide context #the first quote was from one of my homework assignments. I came across this line and was like ‘woah that’s so fucking raw’ #and then I thought of the Tessa Gray quote in Clockwork Angel that has a completely different theme but is also so fucking raw #like these are just two really good existential quotes #They convey to me that the whole point of existence is to recklessly love and be loved and to live passionate intentional sincere lives #Anyways idk what page the clockwork angel quote is on since I pulled it off of goodreads #the excerpt is on page 2 of Shklovsky’s essay #idek why I’m caring so much about citations but college is strict so ig good practice lmao #literature #art #tsc #cassandra clare #the shadowhunter chronicles #clockwork angel #tessa gray #quotes #art as technique #Victor Shklovsky #leo tolstoy #leo tolstoy’s diary #writing #poetry