"hey bud! Long time no see huh?"
"..."
"what? Still shocked about that lunatic lady? bAh- it's just a demon nothing too harsh y'kn-"
"you're an hypocrite master."
"..what?"
"you're an HYPOCRITE! You- YOU KEEP GETTING SAD AND- AND CLINGY- WHENEVER I'M NOT TWO FUCKING FEET AWAY FROM YOU BUT THEN YOU- YOU-..leave me to die with..those demons all of this time."
"..b-bud what are you talking about? I didn't left! I was- i used that telepathic call! Y'know?"
"except you were- always busy and when i called you just- avoided me."
"i..i was busy trying to save yo-"
"FROM WHAT?? Save me from what?! The lady? That- STUPID manipulative demon?! SHE ALREADY TOOK MY POWERS AND STAFF! I'm nothing NOW- and THIS is you protecting me?!"
"..."
"you suck at keeping friends and family more than my dad to be honest, you both suck at being an active figure in people's eyes."
"...."
"..b-..are you going to leave-?"
"whY DO YOU CARE ABOUT THAT?? YOU WERE THE ONE WHO LEFT! WHY DO YOU CARE IF I LEAVE?"
"i-"
"you're fucking immortal and have nothing to do all day other than TALK TO ME and yet you're ABSENT IN MY LIFE like- LIKE MY FATHER."
"I'm sorry buddy- I'm really am-"
"oh don't buddy me! If you wanna go back to that stupid vacation just go. You have more- immortal god thingy things to do."
"no- no I'm here to help and protect you!"
"i don't- need protection. I need a father in my life that doesn't end up leaving me."
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They really said "Let's kill off Derek the same fuckin way the rest of his family died by BURNING HIM TO A FUCKIN CRISPY ASS PILE OF ASH-"
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🐛 caterpillar - the returning champion of the 2023 race at 41.6% of the votes
🐌 snail - runner up of the 2023 race at 38.3%, only 3.3% behind the caterpillar.
🪱 worm - placed last in 2023, with only 20.1% of votes
🪲 beetle, 🐞 ladybug, and 🐝 bee are new competitors!
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People should make more doomed by narratives siblings relationship.
Like with lovers you can just sever it and not have it related to you ever again but with siblings how could you?
You grow up with them you raise them or they raised you you both know how unforgiving the world is to both of you? You would die for them but will hate them for doing the same and yet none of you would regret it and both of you know it. They could be the person you loath the most and miss the most cause you still remember how they sneaked a candy into your hands. You can sever the tie but you can never look away at what you've lost, at whom you've lost because fate doesn't allow you to be together, eating dinners in quiet peace, if only there's another life, another time, where i can make you another plate of pancakes i would im sorry im sorry im sorry —
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I firmly believe at least one druid, at some point, looked at Merlin and thought "are we sure we have the right guy"
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LMAO I’ve only experienced Martyns pov through other peoples videos and every time someone encounters him he just sounds like this:
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