#all theyve done is flirt

[theodoravery]

you guys are so quick to hate women 🥱

#again. am i surprised? not at all. yall do the same every single year but #kind of annoying that when you go to the main tags theres soooo many posts on how much you guys hate ivy and amelia soooo much #and how you think theyre such bitches and whores etc etc #when weve only just met them and honestly? theyve done nothing to even justify a third of all the stuff you guys are saying about them #and i mean. dont get me wrong ok? if one of my sisters kissed/flirted with the person i was into i would be upset too but #i think youre taking it a bit too far #and also. i think its quite obvious that amelia wont be picking her sisters partner after all #and i wouldnt be surprised if the whole kiss thing was just for the drama #also! you guys want drama but when you get the drama you asked for you get upset like ??? make it make sense #litg #cami.txt

[imjustconfuseddd]

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#omg no like not to disagree w you but i'm more defensive of ** than of my own girlfriend so any time you complain or tell me anything theyve #done wrong i am going to disagree and make a fuss abt and run and jump slowmo style to take the bullet for them #bc no matter what you say i am always going to take their side :) bc they're my friend :) #so idc how badly they treat you :) is this #feeling familiar yet? #on top of that regardless of the #fact that we have been together over a year i have never once a single time offered you my jacket in the cold or wind or rain #but the very first time we hang out w Li and it starts to barely drizzle i'm going to offer her my jacket even if it means not having one #for myself at all #and when you react and say ur uncomfortable i'm going to laugh abt it w Li and her friend #and then later on when you give someone else in the group YOUR jacket i'm going to act hurt and like you've cheated on me #and then try to get defensive about it later on like i'm the victim #when really all i'm doing is bold faced flirting in front of you and ignoring how you feel about it #i'll fight to the ends of the earth for ** but for you? yeah.... i won't say anything :) #even tho this same person i'm doing all this for doesn't gaf about me #and actively blamed me as the problem when ***** was calling out every weekend to avoid working w me #and said we needed to 'hear them out'' bc she thinks i'm a huge bitch #but i'll still take her side over my gf :) hehe!!

[tiredcowboyy]

I always find the posts/fics where leons just so over witnessing merthur pining so funny. Like that man really had to see them from the start and the tension between them grow and he just had to sit and watch. Like I imagine every time a new knight joined they all brought the weird vibes up and leon each time was more and more over it.

Like it stared w lance early on being like

Lance: hey leon, is it just me or are arthur and merlin lowkey pining for each other

Leon: oh thank god! Someone finally brought it up, yeah theyve been like this for a while-

But then ended up as

Percy talking to the knights as they watch merlin and arthur bicker (read: flirt): ok but, does it seem like theyre fli-

Gwaine, sounding exhausted: yeah theyve been like this for a while

Percy: really? And theyve still not done anything about it?

Leon the long suffering, whose now had to watch them for almost 10 years: *eye twitch* nope.

Edit: just gonna leave these screenshots here

#make merthur canon for leons sake #leon the long suffering #sir leon #merthur #merthur hc #incorrect merthur quotes #merlin x arthur #arthur pendragon #bbc merlin #merlin #merlin emrys #sir gwaine #sir lancelot #merlin hc #merlin incorrect quotes #sir percival #incorrect merlin quotes

[rinkkuma]

୨୧ SOUR GRAPES

don't get me wrong, i've never exactly liked you.

ft. satoru gojo, yuta okkotsu, suguru geto, yuuji itadori, & megumi fushiguro

tags. a tiny bit ooc satoru, very light angst, gn!reader, mostly fluff ! / author's note. inspired by the song, sour grapes by lesserafim :3 (also its insane that theyve literally almost debuted two years ago) essentially just feelings in denial kinda!

SATORU is naturally a smooth talker, so he personally believes that he has never actually had a crush on anyone. sometimes he unintentionally flirts with people. one time, a waitress seemed to be super flustered, but all he did was order. (it was his tone of voice, but he's super unaware.. and maybe his stupid, handsome face) so, when suguru and shoko asked him one day if he had a crush on you, he was confused why they would think so. in their perspectives, satoru's tone of voice was softer around you, he wasn't just mindlessly “flirting” with you, his compliments seemed genuine. and to top it off, you are always the first person he looks at when he cracks a joke. satoru himself noticed this but had no idea why he had done this. he also felt his heart race around you. and his face felt hot around you. despite being flirty, he had never actually dated anyone, so the feeling was new to him. maybe a little more convincing from suguru and shoko was all it took for him to realize that he did like you.

YUTA and you are childhood friends, and people often mistake you for a couple. even your friends ship you. yuta nervously laughs and says, “we're practically siblings! we've known each other since we were little.” you on the other hand, feel dejected when he says this, because you maybe kind of had a fat crush on him. truthfully, yuta himself feels that he may have been developing feelings for you over the past few years, but has been terrified to say something because he didn't want to ruin your years worth of friendship over his stupid feelings. he had a nightmare one night that he had confessed to you, and you looked at him with a puzzled face and told him you thought of him more as a brother than anything. he comically woke up sweating and sat right up, thankful that it was just a dream. that whole day, yuta seemed off. seemingly avoiding you, and if he couldn't, it was minimal interaction. after a few days of yuta's odd behavior, you decide to confront him. yuta mindlessly mumbles some random things that you couldn't understand, but towards the end, he suddenly confesses. yuta himself looks surprised at what he said, and he awkwardly says, “oh.. just, uh.. pretend you didn't hear anything if you don't feel the same. it was.. an accident.” you laugh and tell him you have felt the same all these years, and he breathes a sigh of relief. you and yuta went on a date the next day.

SUGURU is typically kind, calm, and gentle with everyone, but with you? he seems to be slightly more snappy and has a cold tone of voice. it's not like he's being rude or mean to you; he just seems irritated. whenever you laugh at one of satoru's jokes, you swear his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he is loudly sighing. maybe it's because you're annoyingly pretty and your laugh is so cute that he's annoyed. or maybe the fact that he's not the one making you laugh. and don't even get me started when it's just the two of you. awkward silence. you could hear crickets chirping, a pin drop, and the subtle breathing. you have tried multiple times to start a conversation and maybe break this romantic tension, but he has always just dryly responded and kept the conversation one-sided. and this wasn't just a few times; it was daily. every single day, satoru and shoko randomly leave, and you've tried tagging along before to avoid the awkwardness with suguru, but they quickly run off before you get the chance to ask. it was painfully obvious to satoru and shoko that you two had liked each other and hey, maybe if they keep leaving the two of you alone like this, one of you will crack and confess. (spoiler: it was suguru first.)

YUUJI has always thought you were an amazing person. romantically though? he thought otherwise. but, oh boy, one day when he saw you with a guy he had never seen in his life, his mind changed immediately. he quickly thinks to himself, “you're not even dating in the first place. don't get jealous. dontgetjealousdontgetjealous.” yuuji nearly loses it when he sees the guy hug you. he uses every cell in his body to resist running up to the guy and maybe or maybe not swinging at him. after a few eye twitches deep breaths, he starts to walk in your direction as if he were casually passing by and coincidentally ran into you. when he makes eye contact with you, he smiles before saying, “oh, hey y/n! watcha doing here?” while his smile seemed a little forced, you brushed it off. you wave back to him and tell him that you saw a cousin of yours after not seeing him for a few years. relief immediately washed over yuuji, and he let out a breath he didn't know he was holding in.

MEGUMI is oblivious. his face is clearly flushed, and his words are slightly jumbled whenever he's around you. this became even more clear when one day, yuuji and nobara had interrogated him about why his face is always red around you. which of course, he denied. he simply says, “it was hot out, that's all.” they see right through megumi's “lie.” yuuji and nobara both look at each other before bursting out laughing. “it's literally winter, fushiguro.” megumi rolled his eyes and moved on with his day. (he was secretly praying they didn't make a big deal about it, but he knows damn well they probably did) yuuji and nobara on the other hand, ran to tell you that it was quite literally confirmed that megumi liked you too! after they told you about what they had just witnessed, (mind you, they were speaking fast as hell so it was hard to understand, but you got the general idea) they started dragging you towards megumi's location. they didn't even give you a chance to oblige against it because they couldn't let this chance go to waste! they've been watching the tension between you and megumi for the past few months, and they were sick of it! and oh boy, when you were finally face-to-face with megumi.. it was awkward. like 3 minutes of awkward silence. but, it ended with megumi asking you out, so hey!

inspired by this prompt list <3

#jjk x reader #jujustu kaisen x reader #gojo x reader #gojo satoru x reader #gojo satoru #yuta x reader #yuta okkotsu x reader #yuta okkotsu #geto x reader #geto suguru x reader #geto suguru #itadori x reader #itadori yuji x reader #yuji itadori #megumi x reader #megumi fushiguro x reader #megumi fushiguro #jjk #jujustu kaisen #jjk fluff #jujustu kaisen fluff

[kairiscorner]

HII POOO im thinking about spidernoir x filipino!reader where the reader likes to flirts with him in Tagalog for fun and Noir never understands what’s even happening bc they refuse to give him the english translation

LMAO so he slowly learns the language himself, finally understands what theyve been saying and tries to rizzes back (but fails miserably bc the phrase he said ended up being a curse word/insult) *sunglasses*

HIII omg ate @binibinileonara and i were just talking about something like that actually LMAO, BUT THIS IS FUNNY, IMMA DO IT !!!

(reblogs are greatly appreciated, it helps get my content out there! if you guys like what you see, please reblog it too <:D)

you always called him 'iyong pinakaminamahal', 'aking pinakaguwapong jowa', and... so many other terms of endearment in your native language or dialect. peter adored you so, so much, and it frustrated him he could never understand right away what you called him. he was unfamiliar with a lot of the terms in the language you spoke, and though he was more than willing to learn all that you spoke to him, you were always quite the tease.

whenever he asked you what you meant by those words you spoke in sweet, loving tones to him, you always smirked and pressed your finger to your lips with a slight giggle or wink. "di ko sasabihin..." you'd tease him as he'd chuckle along with you, though with small undertones of annoyance at how he could never really get back at you with expressing his love for you in a language you didn't understand.

luckily, though, noir could always depend on learning your native tongue from the younger kids he knew down your street. whenever he'd greet them, they would usually be talking to each other--giggling or screaming--and he'd pick up the slang and words from them. one word he was taught by some of the older kids was one that always brought smiles and laughter from the other kids, especially after a fight. he asked what it meant, and it apparently meant 'i'm beyond attracted to you, you're the only one for me.'

"and to believe i only have to say these three words...? wow, what a powerful phrase." he murmured to himself as he gently wrapped his arms around you from behind, nuzzling his face into the crook of your neck. "mahal..." he cooed to you as you turned your head to look at him with a smile. "yes, mahal?" you responded to him as peter looked up at you with a beaming smile and gleaming eyes. he took in a deep breath, and with a sweet voice, he finally uttered those three words he's been looking for to tell you.

"putang ina mo."

you looked at him with such... an unreadable expression. you couldn't fathom what he just told you, and that just made peter smile wider, believing you had no words for what he said because you were that blown away by how much love he had for you. "i'm really beyond attracted to you, love... you're the only one for me, putang ina m--" "ANONG SINABI MO?" you exclaimed as you pushed him off you and reached down for your slipper. peter was extremely confused, what had he done wrong? "love, i--" "HUWAG MO KONG I-LOVE, LOVE DIYAN, AH, AMBASTOS MO!" "love, please!" peter pleaded as you hit him with your slipper, getting angry and yelling at him all the while. he tried to explain all he meant was telling you were the one for him, how could you have gotten so angry about that?

well... guess peter won't be taking advice from those kids anymore...!

tags !! @thecoolerdor @binibinileonara

#spider noir #spider noir x filipino reader #spider noir x reader #spider noir x you #spider noir x y/n #atsv x filipino reader #spider noir fluff #atsv #atsv fluff #atsv imagines #atsv x reader #atsv x you #atsv x y/n #spiderman across the spiderverse #spiderman across the spiderverse x filipino reader #spiderman across the spiderverse x reader #spiderman across the spiderverse fluff

[marxthedumdum]

silly lil steven headcanons i have in mind that i wanted to show for no particular reason

▧ bro is beefy (can be either buff or dadbod) and is hairy asf. never shaves. stinky. worn out clothes. his hair at this point would be very long and, although fluffy, is very tangly and messy, it prob has knots everywhere ▧ cis man, biromantic, heterosexual n dark skinned ▧ old ass man, hes 40. but keeps his appearance when he was in his late 20s or 30s thanks to missingno fucking with his ass ▧ he regrets absolutely nothing abt strangling mike, thinking he deserved it. (with his bare hands instead of commanding miki to do so like in the og pasta) though whenever he sees a vision of his brother he'd try to make the 'ghost' go away by screaming/flailing at it, which is why his house is so broken since he sometimes punched the wall or anything in his abode super hard ▧ he still worries abt how the pallet town residents are doing, especially daisy oak, red and blue. so he sometimes stalks the town to see if theyre still having a good life without him even after what he has done ▧ sometimes he would come across red and blue having their own little rivalry with each other, just like he and Mike. he thought it wouldve been so awesome to battle blue if the whole incident didnt happen (then watch red beat blue's ass 2 seconds later after blue takes the champion title from him LMFAOOO) ▧ his team before the incident would be miki, nidoking, gyarados, raichu, gengar and snorlax ❥ ALR THATS ALL MY GENERAL HCS FOR HIM NOW UHHHHHH, CRIMSONOAK/STEVEN X READER HCS. ❥ he hugs like a bewear and would (accidentally) break your spine in the hug like one too, i hope youre able to take his hugs because he'll hug you A LOT ❥ give him a ton of kisses, especially on the cheek, and he'll blush SO hard ❥ he would let you style his hair (if you ask him ofc), daisy def has done smth sily with it like giving him pigtails or giving him her hairstyle (but long cuz steven's hair is, well, way longer than daisy's) :333 ❥ if you can give this man a shower or a bath i beg of you PLEASE do. as i said, this dude stinky af- ❥ he still has miki but will never let her be out of her pokeball in front of his partner in fear that you/daisy would go 'holy shit what is that thing???? get it away from me!!!" before running off ❥ the type of guy that will try his best to cook food for you sometimes, whether its breakfast, dinner or just to give you a snack. (he usually burns the food LMAO (be proud of him >:()) ❥ if you can teach him how to make macarons he'll be so fucking excited (theyre one of his fav foods next to deep-fried food :3c (hes a foodie guy)) ❥ he would get insane zoomies when he sees daisy, bros down bad and head-over-heels for her ❥ before his downfall, steven def has and often tried to flirt with daisy with (cringy) pick up lines, even before dating and after their relationship became official LOL- he doesnt do it anymore though pensive emoji ❥ would pick you/daisy up and give piggyback rides for the shits and giggles ❥ he sometimes gives daisy uhhh, daisies as a small gift as it reminds him of her. he would do the same to you if you also have a kind of flower as your name (like rose, blossom etc.) ❥ if youre poc/lgbtq+ etc. and someone was being racist/homophobic/transphobic etc. to you, steven would go hunt them down and give them the worst beating theyve ever experienced and could even die from that (do you know that one reddit post abt a guy who beat up someone for kicking his cat? thats him and daisy/you teehee)

#this is all i got at least for now lmao #pokepasta #strangled red #strangled red steven #overall hes just a giant grizzly bear :))))))

[quarktrinity]

quark watches star trek season 2 episode 17 (CW: firearms)

the camera continues to be obsessed with kirks ass

this guy doesnt even know about subspace communication

kirk cant bother to exposit about space stuff

mccoy and spock walk in and immediately leave

mcspirk bickering

epic background music as if weve never seen them beam down before

so crazy how this planet looks like earth in the 60s. theyve never done that before.

why are there guns in star trek

the. mafia???

mafia guy thinks mccoy is flirting with him

jesus christ so many guns

these white girls talk like the street rats from little shop of horrors

The Pool Table of Business

kirk doesnt know how to play pool

...does this planet have countries that function like businesses? thats horrifying

yeah theyre basically the mafia

...OH THATS COOL

the "contamination" on the planet is books that made their culture Like That thats awesome

mafia boss getting touchy with kirk. okay

oh so NOW kirk cares about the "dont mess with alien cultures" rule now that the alien culture is asking him to mess with it

...is this about the cold war? it may vaguely be about the cold war.

mafia boss casually initiating a hostage situation with the enterprise.

scotty doesnt speak mafia

kirk invents space mansplaining

kirk dismisses spock like an annoying dog. i love this show

kirks incredibly good at bullshitting. charisma stat off the charts, expertise in deception

that was incredible

kirk carrying a gun just doesnt look right

kirk assumes that every mafia phrase he doesnt know just means murder

spock and mccoy make out NOW!

this dude talks like his throat is coated in rocks

yes background music we get it shes sexy

kirk isnt even fazed by the sexy lady massaging his shoulders out of nowhere

it has been 0 episodes since kirk has been imprisoned

this scene is like a click point adventure game

I Wonder If This Obvious Trap Is A Trap

Surely Not

oh my god i dont think ive ever heard kirk yell

he sounds like a videogame pain sound effect

goofy fight choreo improved by goofy background music

Wow So Crazy How It Was A Trap

I Cant Believe It

spock says why not try teamwork

hi kirk

mcspirk bickering

kirk literally told these guys to take off their clothes. i just.

damn kirk looks good in a suit

kirk cant drive

spock knows how to drive a stick shift but only in theory

worst driving ive ever seen

i love this show

"captain, you are an excellent starship commander, but as a taxi driver, you leave much to be desired" make out

kirk talks business with a child

this child is amazing

is this the first time theyve actually used the phasers when theyre on stun

kirks using mafia-speak, accent and all. i love it

kirks such a slut

get beamed up idiot

"are you afraid of cars?" "not at all, captain, its your driving that alarms me"

kirks mafia-speak is so cute

kirks standing on a pool table

these guys cant even learn teamwork

"this is koik"

Space Lasers, Activate!

wait are they dead

oh ok theyre unconscious. good

we have solved the space mafia by conflating all the space mafias

yeah so this is definitely breaking the "dont mess with alien cultures" rule

alright bye

#quark watches star trek #star trek #star trek tos

[handsomejack-ingoff]

theyve just got a lot of appeal okay

i dont think vaughn ever liked jack. i hc that hes always been skeptical about him, but more from a distance. he tries not to involve himself with jack as much as possible. he has a feeling the more he tries to learn, the MORE he'll have to try to get his best friend to stop obsessing over that guy. so he just keeps himself in the dark, focuses on work and friends.

jack will occasionally mingle around in some of the more common bars or clubs set up in helios. he likes the attention, the way everyone is trying to touch and see and hear him. the alcohol probably helps as well. usually it happens when he needs an ego boost. sometimes he'll even flirt around, if some of these dumb poor middle class helios workers have enough good looks.

so imagine vaughns surprise when jack waltzes up to him and yvette tying to have a quiet night at the bar together.

jack showed up without warning, and a crowd followed. vaughn and yvette had been trying to ignore it all and just drink, keep chatting with each other. about rhys, about work, about what movies theyd seen.

so imagine both of their surprise when jacks the one that waltzes right up to them.

he says something about how strange it is that neither of them have even attempted to get up to meet him. he asks if they hate him, of theyre against him.

vaughn is slack jawed, stunned into silence. somehow this walking nerd emoji managed to pull the attention of jack by... doing nothing?

yvette is the first to respond, her eyes wode and expression clearly surprised. of course we're not against you, she assures. she insists that they simply didn't want to bother jack, hes a very busy man after all. vaughn nods along with her.

vaughn starts assuming that yvette was the reason jack came over here- he couldnt blame the man. she was an attractive woman- and smart, and she definitely had the charisma to get far in hyperion. if vaughn could be attracted to women, he probably would have fallen fast and hard for yvette.

so, imagine his further shock when jack puts a hand on his shoulder.

he says hes gonna give vaughn the offer of a lifetime. he says he wants to take vaughn back to a room, that hes had enough mingling with the common folk and vaughn is who grabbed his attention.

now, jack is saying this with like. the full intention of killing vaughn. he wants a quick ego boost from giving some coomer dweeb the sex of his lifetime, then be done with him. he wants the ego boost of being someones best sexual encounter. this was basically a guarantee for that.

and vaughns like. freaking out mentally. whys handsome fucking jack being drawn to him?

so he downs the rest of his beer, chugging it as quick as he can. yvette hesitates stopping him. he knows denying jack this would lead to something not good, and hes sure letting this happen also wouldnt be good.

but what choice does he have?

he bites his lip as he looks at jack and says that he'll go, but that he needs to be drunker first.

and, of course, yvette asks if hes sure. and he can only shrug.

but jack seems happy by that. he buys vaughn more beer. as the accountant drinks and drinks, and once yvette leaves, jack gets vaughn to start talking. interests, hobbies, stuff like that.

the night goes on and on, and eventually jack is nearly dragging a red faced, laughing, blacked out vaughn to a private room.

and the next morning vaughn wakes up, rolled over to his side, and seems handsome jack right fucking there. and vaughn isnt dead.

and he wont die, for a long, long time.

#oops #sorry #kats scribbles #i guess #handsome jack x vaughn #vaughn x handsome jack #money clip #uh. what else do i tag this with #not bothering editint this. ignore any typos #i promise i dont write this poorly normally

[oh-gh0st]

ok i need to write out the isolation after choro confession i am spitballing thoughts and they need to be out NOW!!!

so to start: choromatsu confesses to ghost after theyve finished their shift at the library and are walking nearby the riverbank

he goes on about how much he's appreciated them since theyve met and that he wants to pursue something more with them, blah blah "i-i love you!" yes. OKKK

imagine ghost feeling like glass and getting hit with a massive sledge hammer at that moment. they were always the one to say i love you, and rarely ever got confessed to about it when they were a little bit younger. and everything just stops in them like you could almost swear their heart stopped

they get physically sick and nauseous after hearing that. and almost had to lean over the bank just in case if they did get sick. ghost is silent for a LOOONNGGG while and choro gets stupid fucking anxious cause this is technically his first confession. they hate it, he tells himself, they really hate it!

imagine his disappointment when ghost tells him to wait a while before they give him an answer...

sooo atp methinks ghost wouldve gotten choro a phone... and ever since that day ghost has been Holed up at their condo and has refused to come out unless absolutely necessary (eg work or groceries) and it only spirals from there. even if choro tried looking into their condo from afar all the blinds are shut and windows closed... he cant see a thing, and he's starting to get worried.

like he is constantly trying to reach them everyday on his phone to no avail. the only thing that keeps him going is the "read" caption that he sees on texts at times. at least theyre alive...?

he doesnt know why ghost is doing this, but they do. theyve noticed him getting closer to them, and all the little things that he's been doing is making their heart hurt. they can't go through heartbreak again, they cant !

they absolutely refuse to believe choro is in love with them. or someone like them. sure, theyve teased him or flirted with him, but that was all in good fun, right?! right...? come 2 weeks after that day and ghost wakes up in their bed, tired and absolutely understimulated and weak. they dont want to get up again, but they have to. the birds need to be fed. dishes still have to be done. laundry... shower... have they changed clothes recently? they cant even remember that.

it isnt until they get a singular text from choro that they snap out of their daze, looking over to their phone on the nightstand. they can see his icon, and the special nickname they gave him as his contact name. god...

its the 23rd of the month. they last talked to him over 2 weeks prior... has it been that long? not even ghost has a clue anymore

this is where the relationship picks back up again with ghost finally taking the step and texting him back. a singular "I'm sorry" is all he could ever ask for as a reply, even if it hurt him so much.

they meet up at ghost's place and go on to talk about what happened and choro learns the full extent of why ghost has been skittish around love and distances themselves from it a lot. he reassures them he wouldnt do anything like that, and if he were to they have all rights to beat the shit out of him for it (his words not mine) and choro finally gets to see the more vulnerable side of ghost. its hard for them at first, but once they feel comfortable enough with him its opening floodgates from there

choro does help ghost get out of their isolative and depressive state dw ^-^ he cares way too much but its endearing to them that he would take time out of his day and worry himself over them. like wow....

#ghosts rambles #oso san posting #ghostoro #like if i could draw this out or do like a short pmv i WOULD #the idea is so vivid in my head AUGH #enjoy. smirks

[itsdappleagain]

two weeks late? what do you mean? ...haha.

sorry i have excuses okay? I moved houses in that time and then got sick. like i said, lateness is becoming my brand i guess

anyways this week (last week) it is time for

The Opera in the Outback Caper!!

notes as always under the cut!

player's australian accent is hilarious

CRIKEY! AUSTRALIA'S ONE BEEEEEEEEEEG CUNTRY

bro the writers were researching australia and they saw carmen the opera and their eyes shot out of their heads like looney toons

according to wikipedia if this episode had gone like the opera carmen would have stabbed a bitch to death and then sung about fucking somebody all night from prison. but yeah carmen would have also ended up stabbed to death in the end so....leaning towards the bad omen scale

that fifteen person orchestra is really pulling its weight damn

can you imagine being gray in this episode he has literally no idea what the fuck is going on wheeze

this is totally way later in the episode but wait a minute if the vile device fried all the soundboards how the hell did the rest of the opera keep going

its gra-YUHM

that surprised pikachu face jdsghdjhga

god fuck i hate that he flirts with her im getting it out of the way right now so i don't harp on it later but i do not like it

SOMEBODY THAT YOU USED TO KNOWW BUT YOU DIDNT THAVE TO C (gets crackle rodded to death)

Gray Ham says enjoy the show and carmen walks like a penguin her ankles go WAY up

i love love love watching the progression of carmen's faith in vile go from her mostly playful, almost dismissive air in the start to realizing just how dangerous this all is and i think it starts RIGHT HERE, realizing that theyve killed crackle's memories of her and VILE

mentally i am the guy dressed as a soldier who is staring straight ahead and singing with one blank smile on his face

something about that swing and how carmen's coattails move is just mwah

carmen stays there for literally no reason how did you not see le chevre coming over to kick you in the back girl

that subliminal messaging device falling was sooo on key 🫦

so nitpicky but that opera singer is NOT opening her mouth enough literally watch any video of an opera singer their mouths are going twice that wide

the way she just plucks it from his hand is so funny

i love this fight btw. its so dynamic but its SILENT. and the entire fight is based around the need to not draw attention to themselves and disrupt the performance. very cool fight

like yeah the flips and the way they pull on each other's clothing and jump and use the bars and stuff super cool

literally the second time le chevre has done that exact same thing girly

that landing HAD to hurt SO BAD are you kidding

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR ME

THATS MY O P I N I O N

also love how carmen goes in slow motion before this but the music doesnt thats hilarious

wouldnt it have been funny if as carmen the singer was singing her high note carmen the thief fell on her

love the standing ovation and curtsy for the uh. fourth song of the opera

player was in record mode because he secretly loves opera and wanted to record the live performance of his favorite habanera

HUAN HONK HUNK HONK HA HION HA HONK he does bleat like a goat

THE DEAR BOY COMMENT WAS SO BASED NOT YOUR DEAR BOY

i find it very hard to believe that le chevre is so flippant about the mindwiping thing seeing as dr bellum is potentially setting him up for the exact same circumstances today in fighting carmen lmao

i love when characters on screens look at things from the perspective of the. screen

"remix" its just you dr bellum

carmen: haha quip player: oh girl u fucked up girl

love Carmen's thought process of being completely unaffected by the thing that got blasted directly in her face just because she wasn't the target

player does the most

i love doctor denim jeans she seems like such a nice enthusiastic person

look at her shes so excited

what was carmen standing up there looking for anyway

pls player didnt even know it was gray but he knew. he was just like ffs carmen not the silver jambon

love how carmen is pinpointing his orders from vile as the problem and not. his willingness and ability to kill her

he's got good hearing wow

sparky is actually australian slang for an electrician. good to know. shocked crackle didnt name himself Sparky

love how crackles tone changes from joking to that dramatic "year of my life" speech i dont remember if they used that for flashbacks or trailers or what but its for something lol

"electrician" gray you sit at the desk and press buttons as far as we can tell dude

"yeah stranger go online and find some random guy to take you into the australian outback <3 my experience couldnt help you avoid a potentially bad situation there at all."

shes like four feet away and he's screaming lmaoo

it is just her name, honey maid

"the outback- may sound like somewhere you would take a man to shoot him but we have to save that for next season!"

mad respect for them primarily referring to it as uluru so it sticks that way and not the more colonialized name of ayers rock, which was given to it by, surprise surprise, a brit

its a miracle the car didnt break down in the outback after player told her to be careful in the harsh terrain. literally two episode ago he was like "be careful of altitude sickness!!" and then she died

god the music and animation in this episode are gorgeous though arent they?

miro is the most patient man on the planet

ivy being so fed up with him wheeze

carmen being polite and excusing herself from the conversation! never thought i'd see the day lol

i love miro he's just like what. what do you mean. who are you guys and he's right

for sure the only tourist in the car

where did carmen get those hot little pink glasses and coats did they mug a couple workers or what

ivy and zack's sibling dynamic forever

she is for sure like five feet from that door and should not be running for as long as she is while talking to player she is a split second away from crashing into the wall

pls the rocket is so close to the facilities it would take the buildings out

GET HER ASS ZACK AND IVY NO MUSIC IN THE WORKPLACE

anyone else love the animation when ivy's waving the id badge at mom jeans denim

zack's little salute ive never noticed that before

yeah your new interns. the most conspicuous american twenty year olds we can find who apparently blend in with every situation, including fashion week in milan

who voices bell bottom jeans because her australian accent is sketch is it sharon. it sounds a little like bellum

IT IS SHARON ok sorry queen your australian accent is not great </3

is there a "where in space is carmen sandiego" where zack and ivy go to an alien planet because i havent watched any of the 90s show but. that feels like it would happen

was player directing her through that or did carmen just randomly learn to hack too

love the single button to launch a whole rocket its so funny

brancusi jeans: that was the day i decided the laboratory is no place for opera speakers: opera in the laboratory skinny jeans: wow this is the best thing that has ever happened to me

i wonder if that cart wheel was 3d

ivy expertly tied that woman up great job ivy. ig she learned from boston lol. interesting tho- that is how carmen tied them up, and i wonder if carmen taught them

uh oh spaghettio

again cs color theory <3 with the button going green when vile's plan starts to work

also love how zack was just like "SHIT CARMEN SPONTANEOUSLY TURNED EVIL THAT SUCKS"

the rocket launched in less that 3 minutes! btw it will take more than 4 until we get to the final countdown. and we will cut down much of the space in between but its totally less than three ok

love the way ivy smashes through that door

wheeze the control panel at the top of the tower

zack's got the best australian accent out of all the terrible australian accents in this show. he could be on bluey

zack's cold chuckle before he tells el topo that the dingoes are mauling his boyfriend is priceless its so funny

adore the clear shock and horror in carmen's voice when she realizes what she's done. good gina moment thank you for a moment gina. oh nevermind that what have i done was sad and limp :(

AGAIN THE ANIMATION THIS EP. LIKE IVY CLIMBING THAT LADDER? MWAH

le chevre said grrr. WHAT? OUGH!

"let go" yes le chevre that is something she would do while you're dangling her a thousand feet above the ground

pls my video started buffering and it just went "OUT OF MY WA-" and then the screen went black ivy killed it

love ivy shes such a girlboss

still not sure btw how top and bottom arent recognizing the boston kids its. what the third, fourth time?

that little thing le chevre does i think must be a vile taught thing, which is interesting. he hooks his arms under hers and holds her there that way. i say that because in the s2 opener episode el topo does the exact same thing to carmen

the gays are so funny i love them

ivy comes very close to dying a horrible death this episode lol

"i've got you."

drops her

she did not have to slide down the rocket like that but thank god she did. hot of her. love that her hair came down and her glasses came off for maximum hotness she booked it over here you can tell

miro!!!

the two gays are literally just >:( >:(

shit my pants joke

everyone laugh

player is literally that friend trying to get his bff not to get back in that toxic relationship GIRL HE TRIED TO KILL YOU LIKE. A WEEK AGO HE AINT WORTH THE FRESH START BROTHERLY RELATIONSHIP

i do like gina's voice acting here though. she does sound like she's actually. feeling things

god the shots in this show are so pretty

look at that. art

even the light changing from green to red once she decides to blow him off. yes yes yes yes the red represents safety and certainty and as soon as that green light turns not only does it physically block her from crossing over to him just like she's mentally decided not to put it puts any question of vile completely out of the question

insert that tumblr post about wanting to make eye contact with someone from across a street and then disappear behind a bus here bc i can't find it

HOW IS SHE WALKING IN THAT DIRECTION THATS IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE BUS TRICK SHE JUST DID

woohoo carmen leading herself to believe that the only way she can keep people safe is to avoid them. im sure this wont come into play in any future searches for more familial figures of carmen's

i like all the human and animal remains in maelstrom's office. cool of him tbh

they wanted to say "bring me the head" so bad

anyway PAPER STAR! TRANSITION SENTENCE TO NEXT EP! i love next ep paper star is so cool. also beginnings of julethief. look, i have a transition sentence too.

next week is actually two days ago on saturday but thats okay ill hopefully get it done sometime this week, so i can be on time for being late this saturday. hope you liked this ep's notes <3

#cs weekly #carmen sandiego #carmen sandiego weekly #rip this was done last night but i couldnt post it #csweekly

[ryuttaeng]

helloo, can i request for possessive/obsessed! dom! yeji x sub! ryujin? like theyve broken up before bcs yeji messed things up and they crossed paths agn aft a few yrs of separating

btw ur works are *chefs kiss* <3

pairing: ryeji; yeji x ryujin

WARNINGS: yandere, smut, unhealthy obsession, abuse, chocking, heavy themes, toxic relationships, death threats, pet names, fingering, hickeys, strong language/swearing, please do not read if sensitive/uncomfortable with such themes!

summary: having feelings for your ex through months or years even is normal, right? wanting everyone you see with your ex was dead - isn’t. but can you blame Yeji? invited to some party and staring at your ex-girlfriend talking with some guy, who obviously wants to fuck her wasn’t the pleasant sight to look at. standing up to reach them, making her way through the crowd, finally reaching her ex after years of split up, smiling softly to that guy.

genre: smut, yandere

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His eyes literally fucked her and she seemed to enjoy that. He’s flirting - she flirts with him too. Didn’t he knew that she’s taken? His hand caressed her thighs, slowly moving it up, dangerously close, too much close, everything was too much, their contact and how he moved forward to…

“Excuse me, I need some kind of help and I need her help. Sorry!” Yeji stood behind Ryujin’s back, her hand resting on her shoulder. Younger girl froze, not wanting to think about who is behind her. She remembers that voice all too well, too well for her to forget. “Uh… Maybe I can help…” that guy obviously tried to make Yeji leave, but she refused to accept his ‘help’. “No, I need her help. Now, excuse me.” she took her hand, leading her away from that guy.

Ryujin couldn’t believe what’s happening right now. Her ex-girlfriend just ‘rose up from the dead’ and now she led her somewhere. After 3 years since they broke up? Impossible. But by the grip on her hand, she could say that it was pretty real, and by the time she just finished analysing what’s going on, Yeji already locked them up in bathroom.

Yeji locked the door, making sure that nobody would disturb them, turning around to see her ex properly. “What the fuck? Why am I here?” younger asked her, looking pissed off, annoyed and confused. Yeji smiled, grinned mischievously, slowly walking forward to her. “My Ryuddaeng. Do you know how long I have been waiting to see you again? That close?” Ryujin gulped, slowly moving away from Yeji. “What are you talking about? We’ve broke up 3 years ago!” she yelled. “I know, 3 years 2 months and 13 days. I’m sorry.” she whispered the last part of her sentence, pissing off younger. “You’re… sorry? Sorry for cheating on me? Sorry for fucking that girl in our bed? You’re still ignorant as you were back then!” Ryujin raised her hand, slapping Yeji.

“…You shouldn’t have done that.” Ryujin gasped, as Yeji grabbed her neck. “You don’t think that I don’t know that you and that guy fucking sometimes, right? I know that you’ve been friends with benefits for few months already. If you think that you’re gonna continue do that with him, you’re wrong.” Yeji’s grip on her neck tightened, making it even harder to breathe. Ryujin hold her hand, trying to remove it from her neck but failed. “You know, I’d rather see you dead than to be with another person.” finally, eventually Yeji lets go, letting her breathe.

Ryujin coughed several times, catching her breath, her elbows on bathroom counter. Yeji grabs her shoulder, turning her around. Smiling at the bruises she left on her neck, Yeji place a kiss on younger’s cheek. “You know the rules. As long as you are a good girl, you’re getting rewarded. Trying to get away from me - you’re getting a punishment.” Ryujin could only nod in agreement, already knowing she doesn’t have any other choice. “That’s my good girl. My and no one else’s.”

Yeji leaned forward, connecting her lips with Ryujin’s, her fingers in her hair, pushing her head forward to deepen the kiss. Younger girl reciprocated, breathing deeply. Yeji made her sit on the counter, her hands caressing Ryujin’s thighs. Pulling up her skirt, rubbing her clit through underwear fabric, receiving from younger a moan. Slipping her hand under her panties, instantly sinking in two fingers, Yeji placed her lips lower. Leaving hickeys all over Ryujin’s neck along with bruises, she started to thrust in and out, almost fully pulling out to thrust back into full length.

“F-Fuck…” Ryujin breathed out, as she clenched down on her fingers. “You still have feelings for me, don’t you?” she asked softly, looking up at her. Yeji’s movements didn’t seem to slow down, making it hard for Ryujin to answer properly. “N-No, I don’t… Don’t have feelings for… you.” she said, receiving a mischievous smile in response. “Lying? I said you to be a good girl. Don’t underestimate me, I know you have been checking my socials.”

Yeji speed up her pumps in and out, receiving a loud moan in response, her thumb swipes over her clit, making Ryujin squirm from her touch. “Okay, yes, maybe I still do have feelings for you, fuck!” these words made Yeji feel so happy, making her smiling widely. Even though, she have been craving for these words since their split up for 3 years. “I love you too, darling. Cum, cum for me, babe.” Ryujin came with loud moan and Yeji letting her to ride out her orgasm, looking at her.

Breathing deeply, Ryujin closed her eyes. Yeji placed soft kisses all over her face, helping her get up from the counter. She had to cover her bruises and hickeys from others eyes, leaving bathroom, holding Ryujin’s hand in hers. Finally, after three years of waiting for her come back, she’s finally with her, forever.

#itzy smut #itzy yeji #itzy hard hours #itzy imagines #itzy ryujin #itzy hard thoughts #ryujin x yeji #yeji smut #ryujin smut #kpop smut #yeji x ryujin

[vanoefucks]

el: 6, 10, 12, 16, 30, 39 / fennel: 3, 7, 11, 15, 17, 24 / 19 for both of them and also nalfein pls gimme the crossover lore

omg ok this is gonna be a lot >:)

EL:

6. What weather does your PC prefer? Why?

Overcast/stormy days were a fave before the game because of the gloomy atmophsere they gave & it made it easier to fall into the shadows while tracking his bounties. Post game they're a fave because on the stormiest of days he's able to be outside with Astarion with some caution.

10. How does your PC fidget?

He will forever be fiddeling with his weapons they are rarely ever in their straps if they've stopped for a break.He runs his fingers over the edge of his blades/spins his arrows around before the others tell him to put them away. Just likes to keep a hand on a weapon at all times.

12. If your PC had to set up a date, what would they plan for it?

He is sooo inexperienced with dating, hasn't had many people he could say he's 'dated'. Would not have much of a clue when it comes to typical dating rules/ideas so would probably just try to spend doing something they both enjoy, or taking a walk through a quiet part of town before going home for a nicer dinner than normal. any time spent together is considered a date to him he is big on quality time.

16. What scents do you associate with your PC? 

He would always be smelling of dirt/various plants that he's been tending to for his poisons which luckily to most would just have them think he's a keen gardener. through the game though blood sticks to his clothes, the materials he wears dont make for the easiest to clean and back in the city he got his work done without coming into contact with blood usually.

30. How does your PC flirt? 

badly no but he doesn't have the best charisma and any flirting he's done in the past relied more on looks than his words but again he's not too practiced or interested in flirting and was sort of stumbling through the affections of Astarion & Halsin. his approach is to just keep things going if someone comes onto him.

39. What would your PC put on their pizza? 

he is a plain guy he only vibes with a margarita like me

FENNEL:

3. How would your PC describe themselves?

I dont think he would know how to really. Not past the physical traits. probably unlucky if anything.

7. So if your PC had a car what kind of car would it be

after failing his test a few too many times he would get some random second hand that he doesnt totally hate the look of. preferable a grey one but he would not be a massive car person.

11. How does your PC show affection?

words! when it comes to platonic affection and lots and lots of touch with a partner. He ends the game pretty much attatched to gale at the hip. hes just tall enough to rest his chin on gales shoulders if he hugs him from behind & he loves sitting close enough for their legs to touch around the fire.

15. How does your PC feel about marriage? Weddings?

the moment gale said ily and showed him waterdeep Fennel was writing his vowes in his head. he finds two matching bands and keeps them in his pocket for the rest of the game. he worries about his past all through act 1 & 2 and once he finds out who he was and has the support of the others it gives him the confidence to put it behind him and he knows that he wants a meaningful future with gale, even with the small amount of time theyve spent together.

17. What are your PCs favorite fruits?

Blueberries. he'll gather a whole basket and eat them in one evening.

24. If your PC found a book that detailed their whole life, from birth to whatever death they’ll have, would they read it and why? 

I think he would hate read his durge days. remince over the span of the game skipping him killing alfira and stop the moment the book catches up with the present.

19: What is your PC’s Pokemon Gym Leader type and Signature Pokemon?

El would lead a poison type gym & his signature would be a Scolipede

Fennel would lead a pyschic type gym & he would have a Gallade

Nalfein would predictibly lead a dark type gym & his signature would be absol

#bg3 #oc: elzaren #oc: fennel #oc: nalfein #ask meme

[insomniakisses]

Hi!!! I just read the Hayley fic and FJJDJDJFJFJDJDBB damn i love jealous sex but jealous sex w Hayley and flirting w Bekah to get to her fjfjjdjdb love that even more 🥴

Also you're so right alphas in skirts (especially those three) >>>>> easy access, looks good and impossible to hide it when they get hard ☺️ it's win after win. Plus it's very good for teasing and [CENSORED]! (i don't know you so idk how comfortable you are with unasked for explicit stuff in your askbox so censored just in case)

- 🌀

Jealous sex or hate fucking is so hot to me and idek why 😂😳. Imagine hate fucking lizzie

I jus feel like bekah lives to piss ppl off and flirt with people so its a win win. She also totally jerked off to u guys bc u know vamp hearing and all that 😉

Alphas in skirts is jus so damn hot but cute too like no way to hide their erection and if they cum in their panties (josie and hope do this alot lets be honest) then its v clear theyve done it 🥺😳

Talking about underwear i fully stand by that hope is a tight boxers gal and lizzie and josie wear alpha panties and thats jus facts now 🥵. Pen i feel like either wears non or boxers.

You tease them all the damn time when they r in skirts, esp if u sit on their lap. They will cum right then and there.

(Im perfectly fine with explicit stuff in ma ask box dw)

#🌀 anon #hayley marshall #rebekah mikaelson #hope mikaelson #josie saltzman #lizzie saltzman #penelope park #tvdu smut ask

[arcanamoonlight]

“You’re free now.. what will you do?”

*spoilers for Cazadors castle

It was over. At least, a part of it was. Arin watched as Astarion cried out in pain. In relief and agony as it was finally over.

His vampire companion had almost let the darkness take him over, had finished the ritual that Cazador had been planning to do. But Arin had somehow managed to convince him otherwise. To convince him that he didn’t need all that power to be happy, that it would only make him worse.

And the vampire spawn listened.

The feeling of triumph he fell towards killing the person he had once unreluctantly consider his Master was nothing to the relief that he experienced, almost consuming, when the door to his tent opened and Arin came in, seeing in his face not horror, not disgust, no disdain. Pure worry in his factions; his bejeweled eyes: slightly cloudy, his mouth: the corners of it bent downwards, his jaw: slightly clenched, hard, like a stone.

And yet, a part of him was still hoping for a horrified scream, a “what have you done” whispered in absolute terror:

Instead, what the young sorcerer did was getting on his knees in front of him, craddling his face with both hands. He didn't mind the blood. He didn't mind getting stained, both figuratively and literally, with him. A soft caress performed with a thumb and an allowance to dream. That this was all over, that they could be something else, now that the shadow of vengeance had lost its grip on his heart and it was empty. And he could finally let him in.

Arin wanted nothing more than to comfort Astarion, but he decided that would wait. Pulling away, as much as both of them didn’t want that to happen.

So much has happened between the two of them, and yet, nothing concrete. Dancing around eachother, Astarion throwing out a flirt here and there and Arin brushing it off. Or when Arin would heal Astarion’s wounds, wiping away the blood from the latest monster theyve fought. Eyes staring at one another but neither of them making a move. Until now.

Arin looked around his tent, frowning gently before he noticed a cloth— a handkerchief to be specific, setting on his dresser.

Getting up from his spot, Arin walks over and grabs the handkerchief. It was white with a lace outline. Fancy.. but it would have to do. He walked back over to Astarion and knelt infront of him, reaching up and he started to wipe away the blood

“Darling, I..” Astarion’s voice trailed off, before he grabs Arin’s wrist— gentle.. like it could break it he held it tighter. He could be vulnerable right now, tell him everything he wanted to. Or he could pretend. Pretend like they didn’t have a tadpole behind their eyes, connecting them. Giving them this bond they could look into at any given moment. So he just furrows his eyebrow, “Darling this is elven silk, I bet it is more expensive than your house” he teased, raising an eyebrow

“As if..” Arin muttered quietly. The two had never spoken much about eachothers past. Bits and pieces here but.. “Just be grateful..”

The two sat in silence, a comforting silence between the two as Arin cleaned off the blood. No witty remarks, flirtatious responses, or sarcastic quips were spoken. A comfort between the two that had grown over the last few weeks they had gotten to know eachother. The Trickster Rouge and the Wild Magic Sorcerer

Arin, after he had almost finished, sighs softly as he spoke. The one thought on his mind that had been plaguing him since he’s gotten to know whatever he has of Astarion. Since he had watched the vampire spawn stab his creator, over and over again. The pain he had watched wash over Astarion as he finally did what he’s been talking about doing. “You’re free now..” he whispered gently, “Well, besides that Tadpole in the back of your eye..”

“What now? What do you plan to do?” He asked. And Astarion furrowed his eyebrow, tilting his head and letting some of that white hair falling in his face. Arin reached out, pushing it back. “You uh.. don’t have to answer. I was just curious.”

Astarion chuckles gently, a smirk on his face as he watched Arin. Then the smirk falls, a gentler smile that was foreign to the vampire spawns face. “Its surreal.. that after all these centuries.. that it’s over. “

“I’ve had time to think. Time to process as best I can. And I still feel numb.” Astarion continues, eyes flickering away and back to Arin. The Elven sorcerer just smiled gently at him, staying silent. He wanted to let Astarion explain to him in his own words.. on his own time. He owed the vampire that much. “I am going to miss the sunlight, darling. Terribly so.. but it’s a price I am willing to pay again”

Arin would have to do extensive research later, he thought to himself. Figure out a way, to help Astarion see the sun. He had to live without it for 200 years, and Arin did not want to see Astarion go through that again. Magic was his speciality, of course. He would figure it out.

Smiling gently, Arin leaned forward. A hand reaching out to gently caress Astarion’s jaw. He held it in his hand, light and hesitantly just like Astarion did earlier before leaning up and kissing his forehead. “Whatever you plan to do.. know that you won’t do it alone.”

He laughs, and Arin’s smile widened at it. He wanted to hear it again and again. “Of course, my little flower. You will be by my side, just like you always are.” He said gently.

Maybe this wasn’t so bad after all.

#; memories #( I got help from andromedagarcia guys ) #( I bet you can spot where ) #( just look for the gorgeous writing ) #( anyways sobbing at them ) #( because imagine after this is when ) #( Arin is transported into the borderlands ) #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 oc #baldurs gate 3 spoilers #aib rp #indie oc

[spearxwind]

Those rings around Adri’s neck are actually his broken halo :) 

(that’s right baby return of the halo from his first design but now its significantly edgier and sharper. Also these drawings are fairly old now but still hold up)

Adri’s nanites are actually 10x bigger than the standard nanite size which makes them be able to fucking curbstomp any other nanites that try to pull bullshit, but it also makes him significantly heftier (hence the 15 tons of steel post from the other day) 

 -  Adri has a good few failsafes to getting caught/interacting with hostile people and one of them is to hold a conversation with them long enough for nanites of his to get into the other people’s lungs and then if the situation doesnt defuse he will tear them asunder from inside. He probably does this even in regular conversations too as a precation bc he is an ambient hazard and also a bastard

- Talas is actually able to fully communicate just through bioluminescence! Him and his fellow glowy bitches have a whole language going on for communicating under the water and without sound (which is more easily deciphered)

For dragons!

- Cercerion’s beam attack makeover was inspired by this specific video (because it looks like that now) 

- Alex, from my comic, is honest to god able to eat metal and does so fairly regularly. It probably wont come up in the comic itself unfortunately but like, he can just DO that 

- Octane’s heart is basically a biological stellerator, so he’s fueled by plasma/thermonuclear fusion 

Midas is also a huge flirt when he Kills, and even tends to call people pet names like Sweetheart, Honey, and the like when he’s hunting them down

As an extra fun fact, whenever he’s out chasing someone and needs to store the knife somewhere to use his hands, he just stabs himself in the chest with it. Designated knife storage until its needed

For Midas again, I actually yoinked him from a dream and I’ve mentioned this, but what I haven’t mentioned is that the dream involved him being the slasher villain in a videogame. And the game itself was SUPER unfair, so pretty much every letsplayer would ragequit because theyd get cornered unfairly by bad colliders, and midas would just walk up to them, let them barely get away, and then fucking BOLT to them like he hadnt done for the whole game and bonk them in the head with the machete. So when I woke up and remembered i 100% based his personality on that bit of bastard behavior :]

Nereus is actually INCREDIBLY smart! They’re able to calculate ,store, and parse complex routes, maps, etc with a ton of info about the environment (like water temperature, composition, pollution, even seasons and the like) 

So pretty much all their research is very heavily documented and they are fully aware of all of the science surrounding it. They just appear silly because they were never meant to communicate outwardly, so they do what they can with what theyve learned and pulling from their own code :]

No worries, it’s Nereus! And as for the fact: It’s depth rating is absolutely ludicrous, around twice the depth of challenger deep ( -10,971m under sea level, here on earth) so it can pretty much go to the bottom of any conceivable ocean without breaking a sweat!

I said they were solar powered, but I didnt say where the panels were: theyre Nereus’ whole underbelly. When they need to recharge they just float on the surface belly up like a cat in a sunbeam

It’s like this because their big head frill and their tail act as a keel and keeps them upright in that position over the waves, and it also makes it easier to get power back from hydrothermal vents by curling up over the hot ground. And also it looks cute as fuck

#ask #anon #ask dump #oc facts #oc ramble #windyart #adriel #nereus #midas #long post #whew okay yeah #hope yall enjoy these feel free to send in more

[punchholesinthesky]

im annoyed at the incompetent coppers in this book I am reading.s they are blindsided by someone who uses an alias in their professional work. they think she murdered someone based solely on proximity, even though she had reason to be there and gave them the work she was doing.

like how is someone not telling you the legal name they never use a red flag? how is that lying? it's literally your job to find that shit out ffs

oh she's suspicious cause she's private???

they claim she did it cause her bootprints were near but failed to notice the lack of blood in them? or her clothes? bludgeoning someone is not a clean job

also have they looked if she was even capable of it? like what height was the murdered likely to be? how much force was used? etc ? no they have not

they say oh but we found this photo which proves you knew the victim!

no it proves they were at the same party. years ago.

it'd be pretty dumb of her to kill someone when there's a lot of evidence showing she was there. a lot of which she provided.

plus she has absolutely no motive

between this and someone else being prevented from joining her, it seems that what the evidence is saying is whoever killed her knew there was going to be someone else there, and is attempting to frame said person

so the question is

who knew about this meeting? who knew about this secret tunnel? who had access?

who had motive? who benefits from the death?

so incredibly incompetent they tried to rile her up by bringing up a painful traumatic past event.

and a completely irrelevant one at that, which they had no right to even know about

oh, also the husband, whom she was divorcing and he had shady dealings, changed his name and they did not know that either. they havent looked at his financials, who he's been in contact or anything!

just 'oh thats suspicious. anyway let's look at the girl without motive again'

and now theyre interviewing the husband again whos clearly and shamelessly redirecting them back to her

oh and ofc the main cop thinks shes cute, and is basically flirting with her to try and get in her good graces which is incredibly unprofessional

and the book is like look at this sweet guy! he doesnt wanna arrest her hes just bad at his job! hes being hard on her to overcompensate!

also, the dead wife's friends told the cops the husband was jealous and controlling, and they have also done absolutely no checking

i'm not saying the husband did it.

i'm saying the husband is the first place you look and all they did was check if he had an alibi

at 70% theyre thinking hey we should look into the husband some more.

and thats only cause a lawyer chwed them up and their boss told them to stay away from our poor girl

personally i think it's likely someone the mc works with is involved

they also have not even looked into the victim's life all that much? which seems like a logical step

they suspect the victim's gran was murdered as well, but no suspects there. its worth mentioning theres no way our girl couldve done it and yet..

idk how much longer i cant stand this

i have a low tolerance for bullshit. at least this kind

give me real problems, not idiot balls

her love interest is kind of annoying too, upset she didnt tell him thw truth about her family and background

but how is that any of his business???

she mentions at the beginning how theyve only been working together a few months

and shes understandably private due to a traumatic past.

his feelings dont seem very important

if they started going out yeah but a new friend youre not yet sure ia trustworthy?

now that she's managed to catch the husband in the act they actually discover his evil plan

say sorry but not sorry (sorry it hurt you but the questions had to be asked)

and now they say 'oh its all circumstantial we cant do anything' about the husband

grrrrrr

and now theyre like oh hey those incriminating emails were bs actually

the same idiots who said her timestamped photos werent proof????

oh and apparently her idiot colleague /love interest hasnt spoken to her in months

yeah im definitely not reading book 2

the husband seemed so damn guilty I thought thered be a twist, an accomplice something

not the husband looks guilty cause he is and the cops are just incompetent idiots

ugh, shame i like the MC and its a cool plot but holy shit did this need edits

theres a lot of talk of ecology and bat dna but a lot of glaring plotholes

#text ramblings #book talk #the book is a murder of crows ft an ecologist really into bats #and some other dumb people #i do not recommend #unless youre a fan of moffat's whole shtick #of this stupid plot is happening in a way that totally breaks suspension of disbelief cause its the story i wanted to tell #and im not gonna waste time with things like reality #so what if theres plotholes big enough to drive a lorry though