#all my tiktoks on my fyp are fuckin

[toshidou]

I need Captain John Price, Joe "Bear" Graves, and Barry Sloane to all reject me so I can move on.

#that's right #all three of those motherfuckers #i canNOT GET A MOMENT OF PEACE #NOT A SLIVER OF RESPITE #FOR THIS MAN AND HIS MANY VARIENTS LIVE IN MY HEAD RENT FUCKIN FREE #IN THIS GODDAMN ECONOMY #THERE'S A COST OF LIVING CRISIS HAPPENING BARRY #I CANNOT AFFORD TO HOUSE YOU FOR FREE AND YET #. #i am very Okay #So Fine #. but #if i get one more barry sloane or price tiktok on my fyp i am going to simply have to go Apeshit #barry sloane #captain john price #joe graves #john price

[followdelight]

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#the problem with tiktok is that it broke my attention span and then introduced fuckin' 3min long videos #my fyp bores me so bc these videos are so loooooong now #be CONCISE #i need to delete that fucking app #personal #all tags

[elaina-writes-things]

I haven't seen a single episode of Hazbin Hotel yet. Prime's fuckin' expensive lmfao

Anyway, my TikTok FYP has been flooded with songs from the show, and fortunately I got a look at Big Daddy Lucifer himself, so...I think it's pretty clear I wanna take that for a ride.

I may make a part two. I may not. All I know is that I needed to write about him or it'd consume me.

~~~

Goddamn. Literally.

Look, you hadn't been a saint when you were alive, but you definitely hadn't anticipated eternal punishment in Hell. You hadn't killed anybody, or stolen anything, or been a huge hedonist. As far as you were concerned, you'd lived an extremely average life, the only remarkable part being that huge semi truck flattening you after the driver fell asleep behind the wheel. To you, the fact that you were condemned was bullshit, which is why you'd found yourself doing everything in your power to make it through this clearly-hastily-thrown-together rehab program at the Hazbin Hotel.

Now, though, standing in the lobby and watching a delicious little king strut around, you realized you wanted — needed — to fuck that guy more than you needed to get to Heaven.

"Charlie said her mom's pretty much out of the picture, right?" You whispered to Vaggie.

"Uh, yeah?" She whispered back, glancing at you briefly with her one good eye, then back to watching her girlfriend give Lucifer a tour of the hotel. "Why?"

"Just asking," you mumbled, enthralled. He was singing, now, with a voice like the gorgeous fallen angel he was. You wanted to know how musical his moans sounded, and what other sorts of things that mouth could do.

A glass of water suddenly appeared in front of you, held in a pink-gloved hand. You looked at Angel Dust, who smirked back and winked.

"Drink it up you thirsty bitch."

"Shut up," you hissed, taking the glass and pointedly setting it on the counter. His smirk only grew.

"Don't gotta be supes tall to ride that ride," the spider continued.

"Oh my god."

"Nah, He ain't watchin'. I could, though, if that's your thing."

You wanted to bury your head in your hands but refrained. If you did that, you wouldn't be able to stare at all six of Lucifer's wings. Those things were huge. How often did he preen them? Were they sensitive? Were they an erogenous zoNE OH SHIT CHARLIE AND HER DAD WERE COMING THIS WAY.

Like the others crowded together on the edge of the lobby, you straightened up and plastered a polite smile on your face. Down the line, your names were called out, and the king of Hell shook every corresponding hand. Then, he was face to face with you, and it shouldn't have been as adorable to need to tilt your head down just slightly to meet his eyes as it was.

"And this is another one of our guests! They volunteered to stay! Voluntarily!" Charlie boasted, giving her dad your name. Your hand fit nicely in his — warm, he was exceptionally warm. You didn't realize how cold Hell was until just this moment — and noticed how terribly it was trembling.

Lucifer repeated your name as Charlie gave it, staring almost as intently at you as you were to him. You'd give almost anything to hear him say it again.

Fuck, he had such pretty eyes.

"Thanks! I get that a lot!" He grinned. You'd said that out loud like an idiot. In your periphery, you could see Angel trying his best not to burst out laughing. Fuckfuckfuckfuck.

"That's good," you murmured without thinking, eyes flitting up and down, "your body deserves to be praised."

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.

The hand clasping yours tensed up, squeezing briefly, painfully. You both stared at each other with wide eyes, the tension thick enough to cut with a knife.

Then Lucifer quickly withdrew, turning away as though you weren't there and had never existed to begin with.

You ignored the curious look Charlie gave you, the wheezing coming from Angel, the annoyed understanding from Vaggie, and everything else as you excused yourself to go up to your room. Your face was beet red and your stomach was tight with shame. You wanted to disappear under the bed sheets, never to be seen again. Had you really just told the king of Hell you had a thing for praising people? At the very least, he probably thought you were a total whor—

Squeak!

You lifted your head up from where it was buried under all your pillows, coming face to face with a little, rubber ducky. It was cute, sporting two, rosy cheeks and a white top hat.

Gently lifting it, your fingers brushed against a scrap of paper taped to the underside.

"If you meant what you said, I'm free tonight."

A phone number was scrawled on the back. Your heart was thumping wildly in your chest as you read and reread the note, unable to fight the stupid grin on your face.

"Holy shit," you blurted, "I'm gonna fuck Lucifer."

#lucifer morningstar #lucifer hazbin hotel #lucifer x reader #YEAH I WANNA FUCK THE SHORT KING. HIS WIFE IS APPARENTLY MIA SO NOW'S MY CHANCE.

[lightvixxen]

Hi hello slutty Eddie thot

Eddie has a bike (bc ofc he would) and you’re his “backpack” (the person who sits behind him) and you decide to make the ride a little fun for you and a little hard for him

Moving your hands from his chest to his hips and bringing once so much closer to his clothed dick. Gripping him a bit before pulling back and repeating, trailing your hands down his thighs and back and just touching him while he drives.

And then y’all get to a red light and he loops his hand back to grab your ass a little too hard and you know what that teasing has gotten you into once the two of you get home🤭

(Inspired by this IG reel and all the fuckin bikers on my tiktok fyp: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C12JRghylh5/?igsh=d2V0aGZ1NnByeTdq)

OH MY GOD CEEBS IM 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Im just- your a brat, its almost too perfect not to resist!!! Like the opportunity is right there!!! Of course, you can’t even regret it once you get back and he’s taking you over his bike!!

#eddie munson x reader #biker!eddie munson

[katnissgirlsmakedo]

dude i didn’t want to say anything about this because i reallyyyyy do not care that much but i’ve had too much exposure now and now i kinda need to talk just to expel it from my brain. you know how my tiktok fyp is completely fucked forever like i have to delete that app and never go back i’m never getting it normal again. like that’s the exposure. but this website is not without sin just putting that out there. anyway. the fuckin. random harry potter lady saying that she thinks harry potter fans are like too old and grow up get over it etc. i know you’re all like lmao she got ‘em i understand that i understand the desire to make fun of harry potter adults but like. idk is in not kind of a dick thing to say to be like um you need to get over everything you ever loved as a child and grow up because it makes you annoying to have interests. like. is that not a dick thing to say or are we just excusing it because it’s being said to people we don’t like. like personally i’d never say that to anyone. it doesn’t matter that much though

#if i’m gonna hate on harry potter fans i’m gonna say something a bit more biting than a bitchy little ‘grow up’………

[multi-lefaiye]

I just started getting into BookTok and I both hope it grows better

A lot of the self publish books are kind of bad with all the grammar and wattpad level of writing but, it does provide an opportunity to grow and be better.

then again if I see one more unedited trash Tender is the Flesh on my FYP I will SCREAM! it’s just a hundred pages of misogynistic, soulless philosophical pandering mixed with horror so diluted it’s just water

The book has a point it’s trying to get across but it’s draped in a lot of foul-tasting shock content and pointless gore The premise also requires quite a heavy suspension of disbelief

top ten messages i took fuckin forever to answer

i'm not actually on tiktok and haven't been since i was in college (said as if that wasn't only a couple of years ago), so i will freely admit that most of my opinions about booktok are very much from an outsider's perspective and probably extra uncharitable as a result.

BUT in general to me... as someone on the outside looking in... a lot of the worst parts of booktok that i see just... mainly rubs me the wrong way b/c it feels a lot like what i dislike with modern publishing. which is just like... this need to make the book as marketable as possible. which isn't even really just a problem with the publishing industry in general, and it's not uniquely booktok's fault, but i hate the commodification of writing and reading and the need to make everything marketable and polished.

but i do like that i've seen indie authors gain more traction through booktok and similar things. so it's not all bad, and i think that's worth celebrating. regardless of the quality of the work, if people are writing and telling stories they want to tell, then fuck yeah! we all start somewhere!

though i haven't heard of tender is the flesh. i'm.... curious.... in a morbid way...

#talk to the bunnykitty #anonymous!!! #truly do not remember exactly which post this is referencing oops #i'm so sorry

[ghostussy]

I just saw a video on my FYP of a mom helping her child with sensory issues take cough medicine. She pinched her kids nose, gave her the medicine in a cup, and then squirted Hershey’s chocolate syrup in the kids mouth as a “chaser” (the kid was giggling after it was all in good fun)

and it made me think of something that Terzo or Copia would do for the reader, a Ghoul, or a small child in the Ministry when they are feeling sick :)

- 🧃

YESSS I saw that tiktok too!!! It really hit me in the feels because I used to be a really sick kid and my parents were CONSTANTLY trying to shove liquid amoxcillin (if you know you fuckin KNOW) down my throat and it was a fight literally almost every night for like, years. So that video REALLY gives me feels :,,) It makes me happy knowing some parents are treating their kids with kindness when taking medicine.

anyway,,,

"C'mon, kiddo, please," pleads Copia. "It'll make you feel better..."

"Move aside, fratello," Terzo sits in front of you, holding a bottle of tequila in his arms, an apple juice box, a bottle of chocolate syrup, and four shot glasses. "I've got this."

"Now just what are you-"

"Alright, kiddo," Terzo continues. "You have to take that medicine, si? So I propose a deal; I take a shot of this yucky juice," he gestures to the tequila, "and you take a shot of yours. Then we follow it with the chaser-" he gestures to the chocolate syrup for you, and the apple juice for him. "And boom! No more nasty taste, how does that sound?"

"You cannot be serious- you are not taking shots with a toddler!" Copia starts.

"Calm yourself, it is not like they are drinking," he says, distributing the shot glasses amongst himself and you. He fills one glass with your medicine, then another with the chocolate syrup, passing it to you; then he fills a glass with tequila, then another with apple juice for himself. He picks up the tequila, gesturing for you to do the same with your medicine. You do, giggling. "Alright, on three. One... two... three!" In an instant he takes his shot, and you do the same. He makes a exaggerated yucky face, then chases the tequila with the apple juice. You do the same with the chocolate syrup, imitating him.

Copia just looks on, dumbfounded. "That... that worked."

"Of course it worked! Uncle Terzo really knows how to make medicine fun, eh?"

#hehehe I love this idea #always trust terzo to have stupid yet effective solutions :) #asks #ask me anything :) #drabbles #zoo needs a mutuals tag

[loudestcloud]

Y'ALL

I just brought my dream backpack!!

Look at him!! I've been looking for a Stag beetle bag for YEARS.

Picture this: You see a TikTok about Beetle bags years ago and comment about how sadly, the brand of bags have been out of production since 2018 so none of us will ever get one. The idea of bags that look like bugs sits in your mind for years and you just think about how you missed the opportunity of a life time to have a bag like that. Suddenly, out of nowhere, someone replied to your comment, asking for the brand name. You tell the faceless profile even though it's pointless cos like you said, the Japanese exclusive brand has been out of service for years. That person never replied back. But that's fine because the first video on your FYP is by TikTok user "POYOOOOO~⭐!!" About how they brought all of the available Beetle bags from this EBay seller. This brand is different and plushie like while the other brand you'd seen years ago was leather look and sleeker but you don't care. You click the link in her bio to the EBay seller and find out that, yes, there he is, a Stag beetle backpack. Clear as day he sits in your view. You put him on your watch list because he's expensive as hell. And then, 3hrs ago, the seller offered you 20% off and you can't help but think about how amazing that is, you've never been offered that much off something before! 20% is £30 and that's a lot for you so, after talking it over with someone to confirm it's nit a crazy thing to do, you fuckin pounce and scored your dream bag.

#bugs #bug bag #bug backpack #staghorn beetle #stag horn beetle #kidcore

[ventiswampwater]

I've been absent from Tumblr for a couple of days and somehow my FYP is full of Sinclair thots??.?? Is this some national holiday?🥶🥶🥶🥶 I have so many that gnawl at my brain at night.

Imagine calling Bo Beauregard for the first time🤐🤐🤐 You're either trying to be serious and have a real conversation with him for the first time since settling in Ambrose (spoiler: this is impossible. He's misogynistic and a firm believer that there's nothing to talk about with girls🩷🩷🩷🩷 he gives off that TikTok vibe "Do girls even have hobbies?" Like bro, drinking bear and crying ain't a hobby either), or you're so exhausted with his neanderthal shenanigans that you just sigh "Beauregard...." while absolutely pissed off and annoyed.

I just KNOW mama Sinclair would call him Beauregard in that no-nonsense tone when he would rip a hole in his dress pants before church , he must have PTSD from hearing his own freaking name. He's so used to being just Bo, that the only times he even acknowledges his full name are when he's either being scolded by his parents or when he's arrested and sees it on the paperwork.

So yeah, long story short I doubt he'd be amused by anyone calling him Beauregard. RIP MC.

*bonus crack thought* I remember talking here with someone about how Fucking Funny™ would it be to call Bo Robert. I'm not a native English speaker and I honestly never heard of the name Beauregard before😭😭😭 I just assumed Bo is like Bob, which is Robert😂😂😂😂 I'd get smacked on the head with a wrench for trying to be cute and calling him Robert. End scene

omg jhdsjhfjd not the fyp being inundated w/my dumbassery 💀

I lowkey felt like I was spamming the dash last night. BUT idk what came over me, I've had a couple days off work and I'm in a chatty mood hjhdsjahjhsdjh like. I just wanna TALK about this goofy ass movie?? **note to all the poor souls that might be following me rn: pls feel free to block the tag "sinclair brainrot hours" if u would like to save urself from my shenanigans**

this ask is killin me dshjhdfsjhj DRINKING BEER AND CRYING AIN'T A HOBBY BOY

I'm unfortunately part of the Anti-Beauregard Sinclair Hater Nation. I am, after all, the graphic designer responsible for THIS abomination:

context for this can be found here, with poki's galactic big brain take

I also love this take on what his real actual name is 🐔🧊

I just CANNOT buy this guy as a beauregard hdjhdfjh I simply cannot

HOWEVER. I do this thing w/ppl I'm fond of where I'll lengthen their names in ridiculous ways. like just add in entire syllables and letters that just. wholly don't exist. and I could see one of two situations playing out w/bing bong

scenario one: u drop a "beauregard" out of the blue one day. maybe you're trying to be cute. maybe you're trying to piss him off. he looks over @ u. crinkles his brow and gives u the bitchest lil expression. u best be glad u make good pork chops, WOMAN. bc u can't even remember his NAME. who tf u think ur talkin to??? one of ur fancy shmancy city boys?? get outta here!! just grumblin' around the living room abt how if u want some prissy ass boy w/a genteel ass name like that, his brother's right downstairs grumble grumble mutter mutter

scenario two:

he's been slurpin up that good ambrose moonshine (some crazy ass shit that comes in a jug w/x's on it. u know the one. lester labeled it as "ambrosia" and walks around saying it's the "fruit of the gods" and slappin his knee. bo has no fuckin' idea what he's saying.) and despite his high tolerance, boy's a bit sloshed. so are u. u drunkenly crawl into his lap and call him beauregard. he thinks this is v heehaw funny. whatchu think I am girl?? some kinda royalty?? that pretty lil head of urs is all kindsa messed up!! figure I AM like a king here hehehehehe

both equally as annoying😔

#if his name is short for anything it SHOULD be ROBERT dhfjhdfsj BOB SINCLAIR the DUNGEON DOM #dumbass idiot man (endearingly) (sweetly) (chasin him w/an axe) #asks #lanamiller #sinclair brainrot hours

[pixelated-hopelessromantic]

... well shit that's one way to start 2023

(explanation under cut)

Well it turns out i found out why i acted more "odd" compared to other kids growing up.

I was a (cat mostly but possibly could be more idk) therian this whole fuckin time-

I was forced to hide it so people would actually talk to me.

Slight context to how i found that out.

I've recently been getting therian TikToks, of course ive always liked seeing different communities on my fyp and learning about them.

Well i just got a TikTok properly explaining what a therian is (this one if anyone is curious)

Main one that caught my attention was past lives

... my family (including me) believes in reincarnation. I was reincarnated as a cat (i sadly can't remember what kind) once and have some more "cat-like" habits from it (gently "pawing" random objects in front of me, being able to see better in the dark than light, "chasing" lights with my eyes alone, suddenly focusing on small moving things like bugs, litterally being summoned by "pspspsps", movement in general i perk up at even if it's small I'm alert instantly, gently headbutting people I like as a form of affection, and some more) and not to mention (nearly) every single pet cat that I've seen instantly seemed to like me instantly.

Doesn't help that 99% of my childhood i was around one or more cats too. So an "imprinting" kinda thing may have happened as well

Do i know all my past lives? Absolutely not all of them are hazy. But i have a feeling there was more that i wasn't human in.

It'd be odd if i only had ONE life that i wasn't human in.

Plus, it would also explain why tf i had a hyperfixation on animals for 10 years straight.

Either way, I've never felt fully human but I've taught myself from a (very) young age to mask it to stay safe and that it's not "normal" (though i was never under the category of "normal" anyways but still).

Do i know how to be a "proper" (i doubt that there's a proper way but still) therian? Absolutely not. Do i now understand why little me acted like that? Yes. Can i still walk on all fours? Probably not fiviy

I'll have to look more into it on my end to figure out what's exactly going on. But yeah...one way to start 2023 i guess-

#pixel rambles

[babyp0p]

i hate my fyp on tiktok

now I'll be thinking all day about fuckin sperm????

[marthfador]

You know for a little while there, I was disappointed Halloween was over and all the dudesluts on tiktok were gonna stop posting about their times living out booktok dreams in their various Halloween spooky attraction establishments. But then the cosplayers realized that the whole Masked Man thing was truly a Thing and god bless I keep seeing them on my fyp. I don't even fuckin like CoD but I'm starting to learn names lmfao.

But some of them are breaching the Masked Men rules and taking the masks Off and like. No shade, there's some pretty good looking guys and all. But they're no longer a Masked Man, they're some guy in a mask.

I don't want to know what you look like under the mask! That's the point of the ding dang mask!! God! I almost hope there's some sort of horrible disfigurement under there sometimes even. It's the mystery bro.

#mine #just thinking out loud here

[minimoefoe]

thoughts while/after reading a court of mist and fury for the first time

split into four sections - things I noted down before I started reading, thoughts I wrote down in the midst of reading, thoughts from after i'd finished read and then thoughts after watching a recap vid

before reading

was on tiktok and a pic came up on my fyp of some girl looking all faerie-like and the text said something like 'we want complex characters' 'you can't even handle her' and I was like whatever but then as I was scrolling away I saw the name nesta in the caption so now I'm like oh this coupled with another thing I saw makes me think her and elain are defo gonna become faeries at some point

while reading

I initially did this by chapter but I couldn't be bothered to keep pausing to write stuff so I split it into parts instead. maybe for the next book I should also write the page I'm on when I'm thinking something so it's easier to look back at idk

italics is stuff I've added after finishing the book

part one

so has she not heard from rhysand bc he's been captured or something

tamlin not acknowledging when feyre is up being sick is kinda nasty like bro she died for you, you could at least hold her hair back fuckin hell (the fact that rhys ends up holding her hair back.. dhmu)

feyre doesn't seem happy at all 😭😭

I actually love that feyre is fucked up by everything that happened I feel like sometimes characters just breeze through things and move on but she is just all round having an awful time

no high ladies? okay sexism

lucien's a what? am I supposed to know bc I literally don't 😭 (I still have no idea so.. idk)

rhysand appearing bc feyre is stressed as hell and doesn't wanna get married I'm crying, he obvs did that on purpose to save her

oh I already know the chapters where feyre is with rhysand are gonna be my faves over the stuff back with tamlin and co (the way it ended being basically the whole book omg I won so hard)

feyre is so real getting pissed off with the payment stuff like just reading that shit wound me up. giving away ur jewellery was maybe not a good idea tho idk. best to really have it out with tamlin later and try to fix it idrk (nvm, doing that saved her ass so)

love how often lucien is just third wheeling and makes 'here we go' type comments when mild drama starts happening he's so funny

the 'this how it's done' argument is dumb as fuck don't piss me off tamlin

locking feyre up oh tamlin you smell so bad I kinda hate you

tamlin actually is doing my nut in like you're 400 years old grow up and have a conversation. having feyre hidden away and never telling her anything is an insane way to try and go about things I hope she leaves ur ass. I get that he’s struggling as well but fuckin hell how embarrassing

part two

rhysand soooo cares for feyre like being worried about not feeling anything through the connection, waiting there while she sleeps, desperate for her to banter with him. he's so interesting I love him. leave tamlin for rhys feyre I know you want to

feyre literally being like yeah I wanna stay with you fuck the spring court is craazy like I'm winning so hard

aw sad back stories

odds on nesta and cassian dating

so like.. feyre is fr done with tamlin huh like for a while I was thinking maybe they'd reuinute at some point or she would spend some time being like idk what to do but nah she's done. love that

the flirting with rhys is getting so much more direct like okayyy

azriel ur vibes intrigue me, I am growing very fond of you

amren kinda freaks me out. I like her but also I'm worried she will turn evil or something

cassien is giving emmett cullen but more serious I can't explain it

the only thing I miss about the spring court is lucien

I like the summer high lord

when are they gonna kiss this is KILLING ME

the fact feyre is thinking about painting again oh she's getting better fr

I take back my worries about amren, l love her vibes

we love a feminist king (I think I was talking about him wanting the girls to be able to train lmao)

we've gone so long without seeing or hearing from tamlin/the spring court that I'm like okay surely they need to see each other again and give us some drama, feyre just being able to leave and that's that feels too simple. tho I guess they got the letter and were like okay not much that can be done?? I was kiinda wondering if they wouldn't believe it was from her bc I wasn't sure if they knew she could write but maybe I'm being dumb (no tamlin is the dumb one, not that I was right but like..)

lucien appearing literally at the end of next chapter lmao I willed it into happening

I was so disappointed when they had to share a room earlier in the book and rhys made a bed appear so they didnt have to share.. they made up for it fr

why didn't feyre feel the mating bond or whatever? bc she isn't familiar with it? bc she's been distracted?

can't decide if she's being too pissed about him not telling her idk like tbh I get why he didn't tell her and for a while it defo wasn't the time. but also I get that being lied to and shut out was a problem she had at the spring court so that kinda thing pisses her off

okay nvm she moved on quick and understood him a bit, I'm glad

I actually hadn't even thought about rhysand and feyre being mates or having mates liike the only time I really thought about mates was the fact tamlin and feyre weren't mates but they were gonna get married so I was like huh what does that mean. but this makes a lot of sense. kinda obsessed

interesting that rhys had vibes she was his mate when she human. is that normal? did he only get those hints bc it was like, fated that she would become a faerie, like have faeries and humans ever been mates????

part three

tamlin you sad evil embarrassing little man !!!!!!

knew her sisters would become faeries

elain being lucien's mate wait that's kinda cute omg they so fit together. I wonder if nesta is cassian's

also like, if elain had never become a faerie would lucien have never found his mate? would he have mated with someone else? would he have still been elain's even tho she was human? can you have more than one mate in your lifetime? I need answers

need lucien to see sense and turn on tamlin idk he seems to know this is insane. liike book 3 give me more lucien I'm BEGGING this is how I win omg

after reading

literally loved it so much

it's kinda wild how I thought the spring court seemed like such a nice place in the first book but now that we've seen all these other places with rhys I'm like omfg how BORING is the spring court fuck that, I'd wanna get out of there too

I love literally everyone that we're supposed to love. feyre, rhys and his whole gang. they're all so interesting

I was missing lucien a little bit and he's the main reason I'm cool with us being back at the spring court

I'm hoping lucien is gonna confront feyre fairly early in book three and she's gonna convince him to stop doing as tamlin says and see sense for like, the greater good but also I'm sure elain being his mate will sway him too

I kiiiinda would love if tamlin lost his mind and went full villain. not that he hasn't lost his mind already but yknow. rn he just feels kinda pathetic and stupid, I want evil vibes idk

I looooooved feyre and rhys' relationship and I loved all the revelations about the bond and stuff. I was simultaneously dying for them to finally get together but also was so obsessed with their vibe and the build to it that I almost didn't want them to finally be together. it was all so good tho like UGH I love them. I think knowing some of that stuff is gonna make book one even more interesting on a reread as well

I'm kinda glad they're apart again ngl bc we all know ships gets boring once they get together and the build up is the best bit so some time apart and a lot of drama will be fun I think

need cassian and nesta to get together. need azriel and mor to get together

there's no gay ppl in these books and I'm wondering how the mating bond situation would work with gay ppl. don’t tell me gay faeries don’t exist omg or what if gay faeries never have mates 😭

I feel like there's no way everyone is gonna survive whatever happens in the next book and like honestly as long as its not feyre rhys or lucien, I'll be sad but it'll be fine. if I had to bet on a death I’d probably say azriel, cassian or mor

azriel > cassian > amren > mor. maybe? idk I love them all

after watching cari can read’s catch up video

I’ve been watching a vid after each book literally bc I wanna sure I had the plot at least mostly understood and also bc I’m very limited to what I can search up to do with these books atm since I don’t wanna spoiled so recap vids are a nice little treat lmao. they do sometimes hint at spoilers tho (like the vid of the first book where she said she couldn’t find fanart of the sisters that wasn’t spoilers so i was like oh they’re probs gonna become faeries) but it’s a risk I’m willing to take

there was a lot of moments where feyre had to say to rhys like hey stop keeping things from me, I didn’t realise it happened so much. and part of me is like hm is that a bit strange like surely after the spring court, him constantly doing that would really get to her but as far as I can remember she gets over it all idfk

the music thing in the first book was so strange to me I was like omg feyre has lost it, so it being explained in this book was cool. I feel like you can tell these books were actually planned out before being published

I’m still not 100% clear on the jurian, miryam etc story like I kinda get it but there’s a lot of names idfk. hopefully I get it enough to understand the next book, or it’s explained recapped in the next book

#reading thoughts #a court of mist and fury #acomaf #I feel like I’m forgetting a few things so I might come back but it’s fine I’ll come back and add them if I remember

[happygaytimes]

I just want a rant/vent for a minute about the tragic incident on Saturday night in the ice hockey community and I honestly don’t even know if this will be coherent at all but I need to get it out and don’t need my teammates or hockey friends seeing this rn.

I didn’t hear about it until around midnight. I just read the official tweets about it and was horrified and a bit frightened but generally okay, I didn’t witness it so I had no reason to react strongly (in my mind). I woke up on Sunday morning and opened twitter and the first tweet was a video of the incident with no caption or warning, I reported the tweet and closed the app. I was completely shaken and furious that someone found that appropriate, but still, I’m fine. Then tonight at training I had to sit down the kids I coach and tell them why I had to triple check everyone had their throat guards on, which is a conversation I never want to experience with young kids again, some of my team didn’t even show because they were scared to go on the ice. I thought I was still fine leaving the rink, heart broken but fine. As I was walking back to the car a random man walked up to me and pointed at my skated and said “woah careful, some guy just got his fuckin throat slit with those things” while holding his hands up and backing away like I threatened him. I just burst into tears in the middle of the shopping centre we skate at. Usually I’d snap back but I just couldn’t believe a random stranger would think that’s okay. Then he just just started laughing and walked away. I sat in the car to calm down then came home. I opened up tiktok and the first video on my FYP looked like it was a tribute to Adam. Instead of the last photo being the tribute one going around it was a photo of the incident. I don’t know why I’m so affected by this. I wasn’t there. I didn’t see it. I’ve seen similarly gory injury’s up close. I’ve broken my neck on the ice. I’ve been slashed by skates. But suddenly I don’t want to go back to the rink

[punchitime]

More TikToks because I'm currently on a road trip with my family and have nothing else to do whoo!-

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Voice one = Open interpretation

Voice two (the slightly higher pich one) = Sterling deciding to join in

Tbh i can see Ster and some others in the WVBA play games and it either turns into this and more chill, or absolute chaos with screaming and nonsense all around (though is a fun time). No in-between.

Cameraman = Sterling

Guy = Atlas

Horsie = Horsie

* Cousin (of course)

Cameraman = Atlas

Guy = Sterling

Thanks to this one I'll comfirm it...

Y'know that Sterling sometimes sings when the boxing ring is empty?

They'll absolutely sing sea shanties as well. And if someone starts one she'll sing back

Sterling when anyone touches them suddenly

Just Sterling. It's just Sterling

Also yes, Ster is Demi! And Pan as well

This would be a old ass video on Ster and Atlas' (+ possibly Finn?) phones. Absolutely it's an ongoing joke where Sterling will just either hand him that kind of lightbulb or look at them and back at him in stores

Guy with lightbulb = Atlas

Cameraman = Sterling

Idk why, but I can see Finn speaking and recording this

Everything normal, accent is barely there then just out of nowhere, full on Irish accent, not hiding it at all "... That's the fuckin theme to Angry Birds-"

Regular WVBA group call

Everyone else is open interpretation...

But the one scream laughing is Sterling, losing their shit and dying of laughter

And the last guy that spelled it out is Atlas

Of course ignore the text, but this is an accurate video of how Ster and Atlas act with each other (cameraman being Finn), chaotic but sibling like

#punch out oc #sterling auclair #atlas auclair #finn ryan #💀 speaks #💀 back on their bs

[violetdahlias]

i fuckin adore people. i adore my best friend who i can’t help but die with laughter when i’m with her. i adore my friends who i stop talking to whenever i have a mental breakdown but i know that when my brain works again they’ll be there. i adore my huge tumblr family, i don’t know all of them or even most of them but we’re family nonetheless. i adore my tiktok mutuals who i’ve never spoken to but are always on my fyp, who i think are some of the coolest people ever but i’m too scared to tell them. i adore my tumblr mutuals who have so many interests and reblog so much that my dash is filled more with their interests than mine. i adore my tumblr mutuals who post once in a blue moon. i adore the people that follow me and like all my posts that i don’t follow back because the content they reblog doesn’t make any sense to me. i adore the good people in this world, who make life worth living even with the little things. and to whoever is reading this, i adore you.

#leea.loves #leea.txt