#all jokes of course

[sea-owl]

The real reason Portia tries to discourage Penelope away from Colin is because she's heard some of the flowery nonsense Violet says and has witnessed enough Bridgerton drama that as a practical person she just can't allow that to mix into the family.

Portia also knows if she allows it, Penelope is 100% gonna have the first boy, thus leaving the Featherington barony to her (which Portia does not mind) but also to that Bridgerton boy.

#all jokes of course #portia knows she can't ever get rid of colin #that boy won't leave her daughter alone #bridgerton #polin #portia featherington

[curarpiktano]

i think the second i started to critically think about death note i began to undergo a deeply profound metamorphosis of body and mind

#body as in i realized i was trans #mind as in i realized i was gay #all jokes of course #but it definitely did change me #death note #L #L death note #light yagami #yagami light #misa amane

[hadestownreconstruction]

It’s so nice to see so much support for Reeve today! He was absolutely brilliant as Orpheus, and he was instrumental in defining the character’s modern interpretation.

But if I see someone call him the OG Orpheus ONE MORE TIME-

#all jokes of course #I’m not actually that worked up about it #but I’m the historian #I have to be just a little obnoxious about it #ya know? #hadestown #reeve carney #Orpheus

[dcujargon]

People be giving Damian Big Ole Anime Eyes in fanart like NO-

This kid is a LITERAL beady-eyed monster you CUT THOSE THING RIGHT BACK DOWN TO SIZE

#all jokes of course #i love the fanart #all of it #damian wayne #is beautiful in all styles #dc #batman #robin #dcu #damian al ghul #robin!damian

[para-normalcanine]

whoa the way you just harassed the fuck out of that person for existing was awesome-sauce! what if i killed myself in front of you and changed the trajectory of your life forever?

#all jokes of course #proship #proshipper safe #profic #proshippers please interact #pro paraphile #pro para #anti radqueer #🥩 #suicide tw #tw suicide

[sbc-moved]

Well actually Rayman creator, Michel Ancel did confirm Rayman’ height to be 1.6 meters tall or 5ft2” so that actually tracks

First of all I am never listening to what anybody named Michel has to say about anything ☝️🫵

No but yeah when you literally just Google ‘how tall is rayman?’ You get your answer I never knew it was actually confirmed confirmed so that’s kinda fun. Even if it wasn’t I can feel the short vibes radiating off of him that’s a short king if I’ve ever seen one but this does NOT change the fact that he is clearly NOT 5’2 in spark of hope. If Mario is 5’1 there is absolutely no way rayman is 5’2 in this image. Someone stretched him. Someone elongated him.

Who is responsible for this.

#all jokes of course #sorry Michel #no but I kinda like tall rayman I think it’s kinda fun #obviously sparks of hope is not like. idk a mainline rayman game so it shouldn’t be taken as gospel or anything #I feel like if they made him around the same height as Mario things would look kinda off so maybe that’s why this was done #I think I’ll start drawing him a bit taller from now on. make rayman as tall as you want he literally has no neck so crazy man #sparks of hope #rayman #Mario #♡.mail box

[transramcoa]

whoever liked ciel’s post and caused me to mess up on my rhythm game I will find you &&& force you to sit &&& play rhythm games with spam notifications coming down to torture you

#— Dirk (he/red) #how could you #all jokes of course

[streaminn]

I saw your pic of trans Enid and thought ". What a sexy hairy boy".

Is Wednesday cool with all the hair, though?

Hey if her mother dealt with it, so can she

It also helps that Wednesday holds up the razor to get her way sometimes

It's funny to see a grown ass man flee at the sight

#All jokes of course #Just very funny

[bankaizen]

me and @urakisuke having aizen and kisuke urls respectively, this is the closest i've ever felt to you bestie

#all jokes of course #our men are fighting <3 #g.txt

[dearweirdme]

you know very well taehyung is mr darcy he’s more mr darcy than mr darcy himself 😤

Hi anon!

😂

Come on! Mr Darcy is super grumpy! Though I will say they are both hugely misunderstood.

#all jokes of course #taekook

[summersareknives]

hoe I'm MEMORABLE. I AM THERE. I EXIST.

#no context #goodbye me #all jokes of course

[chad-gaynze]

While “All Cops Are Bad Cops” is an understandable and realistic perspective, we, as a society, can not lose sight of the sole exception that proves the rule

#thank them for their service #pokemon #officer jenny #the only cop i respect #ACAB #all jokes of course

[itsami]

THANKS FOR THE HYPE CRWBY BUT NOW WE HAVE TO WAIT 7 MONTHS HOW COULD U DO THIS TO ME

#all jokes of course #im just SO EXCITED LIKE #that teaser really didnt help my excitement im going to be chomping at the bit #for rwby v9

[shesahershey]

STARTING A WAR WITH @underrateddoormatt BECAUSE HE WAS YELLING AT ME AND TELLING ME TO FIX MY ASK BOX SO THAT HE COULD SEND ME A PICTURE EVEN THOUGH I NEVER MESSED WITH MY SETTINGS AND THIS WENT ON FOR HOURS JUST FOR HIM TO SEND ME A FUCKING LESHAWNA BALL MEME MATT I FUCKING HATE YOUUUUU

#hersh talks #IM GOING TO FIND YOU. AND I AM GOING TO STEAL TORD. #all jokes of course #not really.

[minilpark]

incorrect topgun: maverick quotes pt. 430

hangman: even phoenix and i have been getting closer. the other day, she gave me half of her sandwich. phoenix: i mistook him for a garbage can.

#all jokes of course #phoenix does enjoy hangman's presence #topgun #top gun maverick #topgun maverick imagines #incorrect quotes #incorrect topgun maverick #incorrect topgun #incorrect top gun quotes #jake hangman seresin #natasha phoenix trace

[summonsofink]

Hey, if you're coming to the Masquerade, reblog this.

It's on the 11th, at mine, there's stuff planned! If you wana come* and were not already established as attending, just DM me and I'll get you set up with coordinates ✨✨

#daht text #*just tell me and we'll carve out some time 👅👅 #All jokes of course #Unless 👀👀✨