#all I'm doing is sitting in my bathroom

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

No time to play. You are being sent away.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #yu ziyuan #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power. #Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes. #But sit with me for a moment. Consider it: #“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled. #I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me. #I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon. #I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette. #'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!' #I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man! #I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends. #My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away. #As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!' #I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!' #Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes #and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her??? #Chapter 2 is so much worse #Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!! #This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God. #It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here? #I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.

[khaotunq]

At it again.

I do intend to actually clean the Sand one up and do it properly because I do have it partially built in the Sims because that's who I am as a person, but apparently we're doing Ray's rich boy rooms first.

In crayola coloured pencil and crayon because I never actually went and got my architecture degree and I can do what I want.

#adventures in ofts #my whiteboard has mlc ages and coral island fishing times written on it #the others have a skillet bread recipe and my grocery list on them #so scrap notepaper i found on the floor and colouring pencils it is #and also crayons because i couldnt find a felt tip #so this is. a lot more chaotic. #realising ray's rooms all have sliding doors rather than swinging doors fundamentally fucked me up #ray lives in a closet #he's just not very good at it #it's a very big closet tbf #i'm still not over the floral decorations theyre so #and also jojo/crew were sitting in what i assume is walk in/open closet space for the bathroom scenes #i'm so entertained #i was. not doing this on a flat surface. is my excuse #and not that i'm in a lot of pain and had too much coffee #i have a whole bunch of screenshots that are just me going ???? WHERE IS THIS #but i'll get there #this has so much missing from it

[lesbiansanemi]

I am so fucking sick of living with my roommate and his fuck ass boyfriend. Also watching my roommate burn every single one of his (already rather minimal, I might add) bridges for this guy is also kind of painful but also his relationship with me is one of said bridges so I'm almost past the point of even feeling bad for him lmao

#i have had to piss for probably the better part of an hour now #because they decided to take a shower together and have been in there for well OVER an hour now #and this is a nightly occurence atp sometimes MULTIPLE times a day #we have one bathroom.... can yall not be considerate enough to not be in there for up to TWO HOURS AT A TIME??? #also it's such a waste of fucking water.... #idk we've hit a point where i literally hear the bf doing anything and i get pissed off #but also tell me why i'm sitting in my room (which shares a wall with the bathroom) and i can hear this man hacking and spitting shit up #and this is also something that happens multiple times a day #like.... dude.... why are you spitting up toothpaste so fucking loudly oh my fucking god #but yeah no i'm like my roommate's only friend atp and he's about to not have me lmao like we're about to reach #'i'm cutting you off when i move out' levels of me being pissed off with this whole situation type shit #and apparently the bf convinced him to come out to his family which his mom was chill which is good #his dad's side of the family though....? not great. and my roommate KNEW that would be the case cuz we'd talked about it before #also love that my roommate has constantly talked about moving out of the city we live in because he hates and also there's no good career #opportunities for him here (which is true) #and now. MAGICALLY. he's like 'idk i think it'd be best for me to stay here' #like oh my GOD???? are you hearing yourself???? are you fucking stupid???? you fucking hate it here??? #but sure throw your life away and ruin all your meaningful relationships for a guy you met six months ago jfc #and the thing is i *know* my roommate we've been close CLOSE friends for nearly a decade now #i know he is not like this.... like yeah he's being insane by allowing this but also i know these aren't the kinds of decisions he would ma #and also i know he wouldn't treat me like this all on his own #it's the deranged fucking control freak of a guy he decided to date and my roommate has too many of his own issues to put his foot down #about certain things and tell the guy no so he's just allowing him to completely take over his life #and fuck everything up until the bf is the only thing he has left once it's all said and done #and yeah. it's painful to watch. but also wtf am i supposed to do because obviously my opinion is not respected nor wanted regarding this #that has been made PAINFULLY clear #ugh this is so fucking horrendous #what is it with ppl who start to date someone and then go clinically fucking insane and destroy their lives all for this one person #who. realistically. they barely know in comparison to all the other ppl in their life #like explain it to me jfc

[hairtusk]

northern rail you are my sworn mortal enemy

#why does all our infrastructure investment go to SHITTY LONDON i just want to catch a train from my town that actually turns up !!!!!!! #i already have a 20 minute taxi drive from my village to the closest train station #to go and sit in a shitty windowless train station with no bathroom or cafe or ANYTHING. just a platform. #AND THEN IT HAS THE AUDACITY TO CANCEL #and even when they do come it's a SHITTY AWFUL 90S DIESEL ENGINE THAT CAN FIT FUCK ALL PEOPLE #INSIDE IT #THE LONDON CAST-OFFS THAT THE SOUTH DIDN'T WANT ANYMORE #i'm going to explode. i'm actually going to explode.

[toastingpencils37]

Bro, the heaters at my school are fucked up.

Yesterday, apparently at the beginning of the day in one of the buildings, the AC on one side was 60 degrees, whereas the other side was at 80 degrees. (I don't have classes in that building during that part of the day)

So they turned off the AC on the hot side. But then around the time 5th period started (my class period in that building), the AC on the other side went up to 80 degrees, so my teacher had to turn it off. And the principle even came to talk to my teacher about it briefly during class.

The AC in that class was apparently still at 80 degrees some point today as well.

And then in my brother's math class yesterday, the AC was really cold. But then today it was really warm.

So yeah. AC's fucked up.

#also on another note the fire alarms were going fucking wild today and yesterday #i mean we all pretty much ignore the fire alarm unless it loops 3 times or someone over the intercom says to evacuate #because especially during my freshman and sophomore year it would keep on going on #it has chilled out a bit at the beginning of this year due to new bathroom policies. but it's starting to get bad again #anyways this was the second MOTHERFUCKING DAY IN A ROW where I'm in the bathroom at break and the fucking alarm goes off #y'know while i'm trying to do my business. so i'm just sitting there hoping it's not actually serious #because in class no one gives a shit. we just ignore it (which isn't great) #but in the bathroom you're kind of secluded. plus i don't even know if there's an intercom in there. #back to the fire alarm going off constantly we luckily don't have the ear splitting shrieking alarms #instead ours just beep three times and then tell use to evacuate the building but not use the elevators and then loop #(even though the only elevators at our school are the locker room ones. and I'm pretty sure those are short elevators) #but if we had the shrieking ones like in elementary school it'd just be constant hell. #i fucking hated those alarms. they were loud as fuck. and even though these ones aren't quiet #they're not an obnoxious loud. so you can just ignore them

[thethingything]

y'know I feel like I deserve some kind of award for putting up with so many triggers (both for our PTSD and for our OCD and psychosis) while sleep deprived, essentially jetlagged (from flipping our sleep schedule in one day), experiencing a migraine so bad we can't stop shaking, experiencing sensory overload for 8+ hours a day from loud noises that are also making the migraine worse, and getting constant flashbacks for multiple days in a row

#personal #thoughts #🍬 post #vent post #we have to wake up at 7am to sort stuff out before the bathroom fitters arrive each morning #and now I understand why we had so many issues with that in college #I woke up struggling to even move while just shaking uncontrollably #and when I finally managed to sit up I immediately almost passed out #if we fall asleep at the wrong time and happen to wake up at 7am it's not as bad #but being woken up by an alarm at 7am and having to then try and get up and do stuff is uhh... I feel like I'm dying #moving my head at all right now makes me completely lose my sense of balance and go really dizzy #also waking up at this time gives us flashbacks to college and that hasn't been fun in the slightest #and the symptoms I've got right now really aren't helping with that #we've also had flashbacks to stuff from like late 2019 to mid 2020 and that's its own set of shit we don't want to deal with right now #but we can't get away from any of the triggers

[essektheylyss]

benefits of drinking pu-er tea at your desk at work: brews at boiling, takes less than a minute to steep, doesn't need sugar, can be resteeped multiple times

drawbacks: I simply will not get up from my desk to dump out the original rinse so I guess I'm drinking this cup full of dirt.

#like. you want me to leave my office? i gotta put a mask on for that. make sure no one's in the bathroom. #carry my mug into the bathroom cuz I'm DEF not walking all the way to the other sink #when i can simply sit here and drink my hot liquid that tastes like it was filtered through potting soil #honestly this is a benefit to me. i say this with all seriousness: love earthy tastes. does not matter how earthy. #it's like petrichor alright? best scent. #anyway someone might go 'but black tea also brews at boiling!' and to that i say. but then i would need sugar. #i do think all black teas are better with sugar and milk and i can't keep them at my desk. #do not get me started on English breakfast like do y'all make that specifically so it needs stuff mixed into it #anyway ogtw voice: now eat your dirt.

[homosociallyyours]

. tmi tags .

#my house needs a second toilet #ideally my housemate could have her own #sometimes I'll kinda have to pee and then she goes into the bathroom #and idk if she'll be out in 5 min or 30 min or a full hour #and like. it's frustrating but I'm not mad at her? i just. literally can't get up or do anything once i have to pee #also i have my period right now and i when i got up today she was in the bathroom #so i basically tried to pretend i wasn't a walking crime scene until i was about to sit down to eat #at which point all i could think of was bleeding on the couch 😬 #and had to just shower myself clean #I'm not in a good mood today pals

[eugeniedanglars]

spent the whole afternoon cleaning/organizing and you can barely tell. what if i walked into the ocean and was never seen again

#like EYE know my place is cleaner and i feel much better about it #bc 90% of the floor has been swept/vacuumed/mopped so it no longer looks/feels gross to walk on #and there's no longer a giant pile of clean but unfolded laundry and a laundry drying rack dominating half the room #(except for my cloak and some stuff that needs mending and some socks that i may or may not wear again before doing laundry) #and i washed my kitchen floor mats and my pantry has been somewhat organized so i can at least close the door #and i cleaned all the old science experiments out of my fridge and washed the bathroom sink #and i took stuff that had been sitting in open packages forever out of said packages #and i pulled all the cushions off my couch to re-fluff them and vacuum the liner #(which i haven't done in so long there was?? a whole ass butter knife in there?? that i apparently lost in my couch at some point??) #and i went grocery shopping and restocked on a bunch of essentials and bought stuff for a few meals #but my bed is still unmade and all my tables are still covered with junk and my kitchen counter is a mess #so it LOOKS like i haven't cleaned at all even though this was the most i've cleaned in months #i'm proud of myself but also i wish visually it looked cleaner

[iniziare]

Me yesterday: Having lost my Onenote notebook is fine, I’ll get to organize better and even update my old tags I wasn’t updating because I already had some so I could be lazy... Me this morning: Screw that, actually. Youtube this afternoon: Embrace your dreams. And, whatever happens... protect your honor... as a SOLDIER! Me now: 😭😭 Okay, I’ll do it for you, only because it’s you. I’ll do it a thousand times over.

#[ out of character. ] whatever. i don't really care. i'm just gonna sit this one out. #[ is it bad that i never do tags-- any of them-- by characters that i don't have/haven't written/won't write. ] #[ but zack fair is like the one character where i'm like; you deserve an ode from me every single day and hour and minute. ] #[ and i feel like this is how i'd do that. ] #[ but then i know mika would threaten me but also tHIS WOULD BE ME HONORING HIM. ] #[ seriously; i haven't had a character make me actively weep almost every day in an age. ] #[ and i mean weep-- like i am sniffly and need to blow my damn nose like elephants on parade every single time after. ] #[ like i woke up today and looked at my phone and came across a gif-set that i had open and it was of zack. ] #[ and my eyes got watery. literally. ] #[ and i had to blow my nose when i went to the bathroom. ] #[ ... remember how this post was supposed to be about losing my onenote that had all of my tags for like 30 characters. old and new? #[ doesn't matter; zack is more important. ] #[ ffs i'd be one of those players from a 'i actively cry at zack fair' compilation during his reveal. ]

[g0reoz]

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#idk man like i've been in pretty rough shape lately but it's hard bc. as bad as it is #i don't want to die. i am not suicidal. like. we've been past that already the problem is that i DO fucking want to be alive yk #and to do that i have to burn all this fuckin energy being someone my parents don't hate and like #i wanna get out. i know it'll happen eventually. but it cannot fuckin come soon enough #i'm so tired of this!!i'm tired of sitting there crying in the bathroom i'm tired of lying in general like i am So Bad At Keeping Up A Fron #t and yet #here we are. here we are #and then i feel stupid for complaiing because not much is Actively Happening to me right now which like!!!! thats the point. it is not happ #ening because i'm slowly killing myself trying to not lwt it. i fuckin hate confrontation. don't wanna deal with it. #but. fuck. i really want to just tell em sometimes!!! i want to fucking explode and i know that my likelihood of being alive and well would #drastically decrease and my future would be fuckin OVER so i just have to make it a little longer. #i know i can do it. but will i. will i fuckin do it #how am i gonna not burn myself out yk!? like it does take massive amounts of energy #i don't even know. i want someone to tell me they love me and mean it. that shouldn't be too much to ask. #especially because this empty bullshit hurts just as much as someone saying they hate me. because they do!!! #that's the thing. they love me because i am not all the things they hate and threaten violence over. #which tbh. isn't me at all. #feels bad man idk #.woof.

[myblacknightworld]

Shitty day at work yay

#it started out fine. boring bc not a christian was coming in #but eh. #there was some rush around 8pm and then almost at 9 pm 11 guys (counting also 3 girls) come in to dine #they didn't book a thing #and while ok admittedly we did have the space. the important thing is that they didn't warn they were coming thry just pulled up and hoped #there was space. they start out waiting for the last kf the 11 to arrive and meanwhile order beers #they break one of the glass. i think bc of carelessness #they order some more beer #they sit down and they order 8 montenegro. BEFORE dining before even ordering their pizzas #they also order more beer #they're very loud. order more beer and at this point I had to go grab more glasses #their pizzas arrive. at some point in the evening they break ANOTHER glass. which is. great. fantastic. truly. #they also tracked inside A LOT of mud #ever heard of cleaning your shoes on the mat before entering???? NEVER????? #they go away. it's almost 23 #and I am alone at this point bc the pizzaiolo went away so I have to clean their table. the bathrooms. do the dishwasher not once but twice. #i gotta sweep the floors AND wash them bc they didn't only track mud inside nooooo there's all the dirt and dust #I'm hungry I haven't had MY dinner yet bc I'm not about to start dining at 5 pm I'm not british #and here i gotta clean all their shit #a little bit of consideration for the workers no eh? #worker singular. i was alone #i literally came home 15 minutes ago. I'm having my dinner as we speak. it's 15 minutes to midnight #peace and fuck this shit #vitadacami

[mtn-doozy]

I'm at a point in my life where peeing feels less like a natural part of taking care of my body and more like a punishment for trying to stay somewhat hydrated

#doozy post #mental health fuckery #bathroom #if i drink something then hours later i need to deal with peeing #which is all well and good in theory #but my body does a silly little thing called #“let's not let doozy feel that they need to pee while they're sitting or laying down #(which they're doing a majority of the time) #and instead let's just hit them with the emergency alarms once they finally stand up to do something!” #and it's bad enough that i'll sometimes need to sit down in the middle of trying to get myself to the toilet #because if i don't i feel like i'm gonna piss myself #very efficient body over here /s #and of course if i don't drink anything i feel dehydrated #and it's kinda funny when my body does both at the same time or one right after the other??? #like i'll go pee and while i'm in the middle of washing my hands be hit with the dehydration headache like BRUH #getting rid of the water was your idea #my bladder wasn't even full; i had half a cup in me #*sigh* #i'm so tired man

[sugume]

r/ATIA for WHAT!? w/Jujutsu Kaisen  

More: Fem!Reader, dark & explicit content, dubcon, piss kink, necrophilia, manhandling, choking, coercion, teacher x student, power dynamics, blackmail, threesome, Cuck!Gojo, drinking. unedited

Featuring: Nanami Kento, Choso Kamo, Ryomen Sukuna, Gojo Satoru

PART 2

r/fuckingmystudent posted by u/Nanami_Kento 

Your eyes roll to the back of your head as you try to recall the events that lead you to get your brains fucked by your professor. He caught you filming a video for your Onlyfans in his class. So, he took your phone and asked you to meet him in his office after class. There, he forced you to unlock your phone and show him what exactly you were recording. It was utterly humiliating and watching him, watch you, finger yourself with a pen underneath the desk. After, he’d told you that he’d tell the dean you were getting off on his voice lecturing you unless you did something for him.  Which led you ass up on his desk, trying your hardest not to make a peep as his fat cock slammed in and out of you. “Now, what I'm going to do is take out my cell,” He grunts, rolling his hips deep into you. “And record you slamming your ass onto my cock so if you decide to open that sweet mouth of yours, I'll have no choice but to send this video to mommy and daddy back at home, understand?” You nod, tears forming in your eyes from the threat or incoming orgasm, probably both. “Say ‘Yes, Professor!’ and maybe I'll send you the video so you can post it and feed yourself this week.” 

r/peeinginher posted by u/choso_Kamo 

Ankles beside your head, Choso had you folded in half as he pounded into your swollen cunt. He’d been going for what felt like hours and you were about to reach another peak when he abruptly stopped. “Choso?” you rasp, voice raw from screaming. “What’s wrong, baby?” You ask, staring up at him as he stares down at your glistening cunt. He just tilts his head and continues to stare. You’re about to ask again when he blinks from whatever trance he is in and starts thrusting in and out, slower this time. “Nothin’ baby, jus’ gotta piss.” “T-then stop and go, hm–” you gasp when he pushes your legs down further. “Stop and go to the bathroom Cho.” you try to pull his hands off your calves. Choso tightens his hold and grins down at you. “C-Choso?” “Why would I get up when I have a perfectly capable toilet right here.” Is all you hear before you suddenly feel a foreign warmth in your cunt followed by wetness trickling out your pussy.  

r/askinghertoplaydead posted by u/Ryomen_Sukuna 

“You wan’ me to do what?” You ask, staring up at him from your position between his legs. “I asked you to stop suckin’ my cock and hang off the bed like a drugged-up bitch on her last life.” He stares at you with a look that tells you he isn’t truly asking. “B-but ‘Kuna—” He grabs your throat. “Don’t you wanna make me happy, hm?” You grab the hand around your neck. “Mhm.” “This ‘ll make me happy, little girl,” He plants a firm kiss on your lips. “Now do as I told you, actually I’ll do it, I know you aren’t the best at following orders.” He says before pushing you back like a ragdoll. “Yes, now lay there, don’t move, don’t speak.” Sukuna reiterates, finally satisfied with your position, naked on your stomach with your head hanging off the bed. He wastes no time shoving his big cock into your cunt. You groan from the sudden intrusion “Kuna!” “Shut up, dead bitches don’t fuckin’ make sounds.”  

r/forcinga3some posted by u/Gojo_Satoru 

“Sit on his cock love,” Gojo demands, grabbing you by the waist and throwing you onto Suguru’s lap. “S-Satoru!” “’ Toru!” You and Geto screech at the same time. “C’mon guys, it’s fine I don’t mind, Loosen up!” Gojo looks at you on his best friend's lap and his cock twitching underneath his pants. He palms it. Don’t worry, we’ll have our turn. “I know you two want to fuck, c'mon! Do I really have to pull it out and shove it up your tight cunt?” Goji grits out, increasingly frustrated when the two of you stare at him like a pair of deer in headlights. “Baby, I-it was just a truth or dare question!” Your head aches and you put both of your hands on Suguru’s broad shoulders to stable yourself, trying and failing to ignore his hard under your panty-covered pussy. “Was it? So, you aren’t wet right now? And you Suguru? You aren't rock fucking hard at the thought of fucking the same pussy I cum in every night?” Gojo raises his eyebrow holding eye contact with you until you look away, face flushed. Suguru sighs, throwing his head back with murmured ‘fuck this.’ before grabbing your waist. “Yes! That’s what I thought. Ha!” Gojo laughs, watching as Suguru starts grinding you down on his bulge.  

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[myname-isnia]

I love having my friends over, I really do, but there comes a point where I need some alone time or I will explode

#they're gonna be here until Thursday #because it's gonna be -30 tomorrow and I'm not about to let them go out in the cold #but honestly.. I'm tired #and it's not like they're being loud or anything #we're all just chilling on our phones in silence #but it's the knowledge that I'm not alone that sets me off #can't even go anywhere because my balcony door doesn't close properly so the kitchen is freezing #and what else can I do. sit in the bathroom for an hour? #no thanks #okay and really I just need to get off. like really badly #and maybe have a bit of a cry #look I've been surrounded by people since Saturday evening I need to be alone #and indulge in the fungus. but I can't and it's pissing me off #I love my friends dearly but at this point even existing in the same room as someone is too much

[aiteanngaelach]

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#For the past few months if I haven't been anxious I've been apathetic. I just haven't been happy recently #For well over half a year idk what's wrong with me #Any social interaction has me hours later sitting in my bathroom gone midnight having panic attacks #Over literally nothing. I fully hate myself idk what's wrong with me haha. I've procrastinated literally everything in my life #Even things I enjoy like reading or watching tv I've procrastinated. I can't sit down I have to hop back up again and wander around #Listening to too loud music. I'm so agitated and tired all the time. Idk idk #Sorry if this is too much lol just not doing vry well