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fictionkinfessions · 2 years
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I mean being kin with Alfred Pennyworth should have clued me into the fact I'd probably question the butler/bodyguard who failed to protect his employers/father figure to a little rich boy from Dislyte but I sure as hell didn't expect to kinfirm so QUICKLY
--Drew, I guess!
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This is Alfred Pennyworth shouting out to the BatFamily: you guys were a lot of work but oh so very worth it. Every single one of you has a place at my table. And Bruce, don't be so hard on yourself. Whatever it is you're worrying about now (because it is simply the way of the world that Bruce Wayne worry), you will make it through.
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fictionkinfessions · 2 years
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Thomas and Martha, I'm so sorry. I know you wouldn't have wanted me blaming myself, but it took me so, so long to stop waking up every morning and wondering what I could have done differently so that it was me taking that bullet instead of you. I did the best I could. I hope you're as proud of him as I am.
I love and miss you both.
— Alfred Pennyworth (Batman)
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fictionkinfessions · 3 years
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happy Mother’s Day, Alfred -Jason Todd
(this is both sarcasm and isn’t at the same time. batkids rights.)
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fictionkinfessions · 4 years
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One of my favorite things to do, as an Alfred Pennyworth kinnie, is to remind my Bruce that I had a big ol gay crush on his dad Thomas, haha. (Side note: to any other members of the Batfamily out there: I'm your grandpa now. Brush your teeth. Make sure you put on a jacket before you go outside or you'll catch a cold. Be safe.)
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I can tell when I'm in an Alfred Pennyworth shift because I immediately begin typing in a prim and proper manner, and also, I had the intense urge to clean my room. It's practically spotless at this point. Please tag as Batmankin and DCkin, Master Party Cat. Thank you.
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(Post on the 24th or 25th if you don't mind, my good Party Cat) I would like to wish the 'Batfam' a merry Christmas, a cheery Christmas Eve, and a wonderful new year. Although I know I am not of the highest importance in the DC multiverse, I am honored to call you all my family and wish nothing but the best for all of you. With kindest regards, Alfred Pennyworth
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a lot of people seem to think that I was a stuffy, doddering old man. joke's on you, I was and am the most politely sarcastic person you'll ever meet –Alfred Pennyworth
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Happy Father's Day to you, Bruce. I know you did your best with all your children, even if it couldn't always be perfect. You were a good father, and I am so proud of you. –Alfred Pennyworth
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I can't say I miss my old body, but this is certainly a change...–a very short, very female Alfred Pennyworth
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I simultaneously dislike Bruce for being such a dick in one of my canons, love him for being so sweet in one of my canons, and am overly protective of him because in one of my canons I was Alfred. Such is my life.
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