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vampcubus · 9 months
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I'm not good with words so bear with me
So, Muzan having a really stressful day (I would too if I had to deal with those kizuki) and while you're distracted doing your own thing he just stares at you menacingly until you give him cuddles
:ఌ¨ ♱ 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 : sfw, gn!reader, needy muzan.
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Muzan slams the shoji door shut, and you jump, your immersion in your novel shattered by the sudden loud noise.
"Are you alright, darling?" you ask, watching him stalk into the room over the edge of your book. You don't turn to him fully and that irks him more. Couldn't you see he wanted your attention?
"I tire of being disappointed time and time again. I'm beginning to question why I keep such pointless spawn around if they aren't producing results." Muzan sighs deeply through his nose, loosening his tie.
"I assume the meeting went poorly then?" Your eyes dart to his exposed throat for but a moment before returning to your book. You may not have meant to sound dismissive, but his eyes narrow anyway.
He's had an irritating day putting up with the antics of his useless upper moons and here you are ignoring him for a stupid book. He crosses the room in a breath, plucking the book from your hands and slamming it shut. You go to give him a piece of your mind about making you lose your place, but the look he's giving you is so blatantly needy that the dramatic plot of the novel melts away from your mind. Okay, you feel a bit bad now.
"C'mere." You pat your lap, and with a grumble he accepts your invitation, climbing into your lap and sighing deeply as your arms encircle him. The demon relaxes almost instantly, and a part of him still recoils from his body's reaction, how he softens with a mere touch from you. "If you needed to cuddle, you could have just said so."
"Silence. I've had enough irritation for one day, I don't need you adding to it." He rests his chin on your shoulder and your hand settles on the back of his head, stroking his hair. "Speak of this to anyone and I'll-"
"Kill and dismember me, I know. Or so you say, though I don't think you really would," you chuckled, rubbing his side with your other hand in a way you can only hope is comforting.
"And what, pray tell, makes you think I wouldn't if you became too much of a nuisance?" he rumbles, eyelids drooping already. "Do you really think yourself so special? Your arrogance is truly astounding."
"Well, for one, who else is going to hold you if I'm chopped up in pieces? and second, I do have the demon king in my lap right now, so I must be pretty special."
As much as he hates to admit it, you have a point. You're the only one that sees this side of him. The only one that gets to touch him like this without being severely punished. Though he would sooner dance naked in sunlight before confessing to this, he is all too aware of how attached he's gotten to you. To say he'd never harm you is a stretch, but he'd certainly never like to, and that means something.
"I suppose you do infuriate me the least of my pawns." Ouch. Okay, that one hurt a little, and you blow on his ear in retaliation. He grunts, shifting in your lap.
"You can just say I'm your favorite you know, it'll be our secret," you teased, and he groaned, covering your mouth with his hand to silence you himself. You lick his hand and it darts away from your lips, his pale face twisting in disgust. "You'll have to kiss me if you really to shut me up, my lord."
"Insufferable creature," he murmured, though he lifted his head from your shoulder and brushed his cold lips over yours anyway in a placating manner. You hardly mind the reasoning, eyes fluttering shut as you savored a kiss from your demon lover. Muzan goes to pull away, but you chase his lips, not quite ready to part yet. He allows it, a clawed thumb stroking over your jaw as you lose yourself in him.
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nerdy-stilinski · 2 months
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The fact that the sheriff seriously considers that Stiles is out killing people shows how broken their relationship is. He knows Stiles is hiding stuff, knows that Stiles is loitering around crime scenes. Does he take Stiles to therapy?? Or talk to him about what is going on? NO. He is like "my son is a serial killer."
Like, come on!! He barely knows Stiles at that point.
Exactly!!! So much of the parents’ involvement, with the sheriff being the most obvious example, feels like blatantly ignoring the 37 other factors of the situation and how they might be impacting their kids’ behavior, and instead jump straight to INSANE conclusions. At no point is anyone talking about how they’re worried about their kids, or what else might be going on, they just assume they’re little high school criminals???? be so fr
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lillylvjy · 11 months
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Wilbur being jealous over the plushies is so cute and endearing to me I feel like it would also be hilarious if it was a pet like a dog or a cat, they would be barking and hissing at each other for your attention (with the 'pets can see/sense ghosts' thing)
Oh- this would be a funny sight. (I’m choosing a cat bc wilbur is a cat and it makes sense)
So imagine you come home one day, a box of a whole bunch of things. And like always- Tom is all over you and once he sees the cat tree he immediately stops and looks around.
“Where is it?” Tom asked with wide eyes as he continued to look around.
“Right here.” You said, pulling the cat out from behind your back, cradling it while it stared up at you and blinked.
“Aw hello there! How old are they?” Tom asked softly as he gently let it’s head.
“He’s about 3 years old, and he’s been in and out of homes. But I had to get him. He deserves a real home. Not a shelter.” You explained to Tom as Wilbur made his way to the kitchen.
“What the fuck is that?” You heard Wilbur ask as he stopped in the doorway, a frown adorning his face.
“Um- a cat? Why?” You asked confused. He literally was a cat himself.
“Nothing. Nothing. I’m glad you got another cuddle buddy.” Wilbur sighs out as he walks to the living room.
You scoff at his sad sigh and brought the cat over to him. “See- he’s like you. Now I’m going to set him down and see what he does.” You gently set the cat down beside Wilbur. Wilbur stared at it with anger and little bit of curiosity and the cat stared back with a bored expression.
“He doesn’t like me.” Wilbur deadpans as he breaks let from the staring contest.
“Oh shush he’s a cat- he does.” You laugh as you placed the cat tree in the corner along with the toys. “Who wants dinner?”
See if Wilbur didn’t hate the cat before dinner, he certainly would after. He offered to do the dishes while you got ready for bed, but he didn’t expect to find you curled around that cat when he came into the bedroom.
“I- what is he doing here?!” Wilbur asked in a bewildered tone.
“He’s sleeping with us!”
Wilbur huffed. “Fine- but at least place him on the end of the bed please.” You did as he said and he quickly got underneath the covers with you, wrapping you in his arms and kissing your forehead.
Suddenly Wilbur felt a swat on his arm and a hiss was heard. “What the fuck-“
“Seems like someone wants to join-“ you look at Wilbur with puppy dog eyes.
“No absolutely not, get back” wilbur hissed at the cat as it hissed back.
Now this went on for some time. Just them going back and forth, not giving up until the other one bows down. You tried so hard not to laugh at the beginning, but now you just want sleep and are super annoyed that Wilbur is letting a cat do this to him.
“Ok- Jesus Christ, Wil. Stop. Just let him sleep on your stomach or somewhere remotely around me.” You blinked up at him with a tired expression. Wilbur’s face softened as he nodded. You patted Wilbur’s stomach as the cat slowly walked on it and curled up around him. “See. He does like you.”
“Yeah. Yeah maybe.” Wilbur smiled down at you and then the cat. Maybe he will like this cat.
Oh and boy does he fall in love with it.
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cosmictap · 29 days
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ALEX SIR 😭
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smithsibsceo · 1 year
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STRANGER THINGS MOODBOARD GAME
Open pinterest and search 'your name/url' 80s asthetic. Use the first 9 pics.
tagged by the lovely @ajamlessbaby!! tysm alex <3333
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oooh i like this very much 10/10 vibes!! wish this was my life
tagging (no pressure)!: @homosexual-having-tea @pimplepogue @weirdo09 @shares-a-vest @likezoinxman @delusional-dingus @adoremikewheeler @bbbelt @bwdepressionandbliss and anyone else who wants to give this a try!!! <334
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runninguplenorahills · 4 months
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hi theres context for this i swear, are u allergic to cinnamon?
I am scdgchhshs 💀
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cupcakedoesthings · 3 months
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OG MT. I H MU GOD THE MAGNUS PROTOCOL IS IU5 I AMOSY FORGOT SKJYJDKT
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tellme-o-muse · 8 months
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going to sleep thinking of her is something amazing
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mqstermindswift · 2 months
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@hiyyihbae WE THE BEST SHIT TALKERS🗣
(MLK OMWS EW OLA TA COUPLES LIKE STOPPP)
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lady-of-imladris · 3 months
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🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂
Bestie that is such an adorable gif I love cats so much!!
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Look at my cat being adorable :)
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vampcubus · 9 months
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Hi. Random though. Grinding Muzan on your thigh. Good day.
alex you can’t do this to meeeee
:ఌ¨ ♱ 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 : nsfw, sub!muzan, dom!reader, thigh riding, still getting the hang of writing him so bear with me.
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Just imagining his smoldering, carmine gaze boring into yours, albeit half-lidded and glazed over as he rubs his clothed cock over your thigh. His cool hands hold your shoulders tightly, claws digging into your skin and ever so slightly. A sign that his control is slipping, and the thought makes you purr. Your hands find his hips, guiding him harder over your leg, and his mouth falls open, fangs peeking out from his pale lips. A gravelly moan slips out of him, irises dipping behind his lids for but a moment.
A low growl emerges from the back of his throat, and suddenly his grip on your shoulders is bruising. You’re too entranced by his expressions contorting to notice, mouth falling open when he begins to hump your leg more fervently — more desperately. Hot puffs of air waft over your face as he begins to pant, and finally he whimpers when your press your leg into his crotch, clenching and unclenching the muscles in your thigh to help him along.
“Fuck…” It’s so quiet you almost don’t hear it, but your trained ears pick it up, and you growl in turn, vocalizing your approval. “Ah- jus’ like… that…” he mumbles, cock throbbing against your thigh, balls taut in anticipation of his impending release.
He just barely has the presence of mind to feel humiliated by how easily he was going to cum, just from humping your thigh like a dog in heat, but it’s distant, drowned out by the heat pooling in his belly as his orgasm builds. One of your hands slides from his hip to his nape and you press him down to your level to capture his parted lips in a heated kiss. He groans against your lips, eager to exchange tongues, slitted eyes pinching shut.
His orgasm takes him by surprise, pleasure crashing onto him in warm waves as he convulses in your lap, hips stuttering over your thigh as he spills into his pants. His deep moans are are muffled by your lips as you guide him through it, grinding your leg against his cock until he’s finished pulsing. He slumps against you, a dark stain forming on his pants that makes you grin.
“Wipe that smile off your face,” he grumbles with his teeth bared against your shoulder, a low growl reverberating from his chest that might have intimidated you years ago. But no longer. Now it only makes you cock a brow in amusement.
“You look so good when you cum for me. I can’t resist,” you purred, fingers finding a home in his inky black hair, splaying over his scalp to scratch gently. You feel his half-hard dick twitch against your thigh at your words and your grin only widens. “Humping my leg like a pathetic puppy suits you.”
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trans wwx for the ask thingy
ur so real for this one
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day 2/30 of pride character art (pls send more asks!!)
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elliewlums · 1 year
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Wow my timing was correct okay so imagine Perv best friend sirius walking in on you changing , upper half naked when he steps in.
“siri, I'm changing.” you turn back in embarrassment revealing your naked back to him which only eggs him on to close the door behind him and make his way to you. Ain't no way he's gonna miss this chance. That sexy back needs to get worshipped <3
alex how could u i need him so bad😩😩
you tell him to quit it and all he does is snake his body further around yours and pry your hands away from your front to palm at your tits. even when you squirm he doesn’t stop, breathing heavily into your ear and rutting desperately into your back. GODDDDD I WANT HIM
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leaskisses444 · 3 months
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lea!! You don’t need to respond to this but I just wanna say that I hope Monday goes well and I hope that it won’t be too stressful or too much or anything like that!! Sending love and hugs ur way!! mwah!
omg hi alexx!!! this is so sweet and thank you so muchh <3
well it turns out i have a fever so now im going to the doctors (im scared lol)
my school told me that i need to go to the doctors to take a test because more than half of my school has this virus that has been spreading around
but once again thank you so so much this was so sweet and caring of u 🥺 i hope u have an amazing day today <333
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stgroversfire · 8 months
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my partner, who has seen only one season of supernatural, just said to me
"they could have made the supernatural scene with the anti-possession tattoos funnier if they had a vampire killing competition or something and the loser had to get it as a tramp stamp
"they're tied the entire time and then one last zombie vampire thing comes up and sam obliterates it and says "i win!"
"dean just goes "SON OF A BITCH" and the scene cuts to him bent over a tattoo parlor chair with the sound of a buzzing tattoo gun"
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planet-marz1 · 5 months
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sending you an indescribable amount of love through my tiny little screen rn, hope you feel better and i hope these silly little pics can at least make u smile (i mean LOOK at him!!!!!) 🥲🦋😚🩵
thank you so so much!! he's so adorable & these absolutely did put a smile on my face 🥺💜
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