Tumgik
#alcohol
Text
Trans alcoholic catgirl mommy in her 40s with a gravely voice.
I feel like I could end the post there, but she also puts her cigarettes out on you, and purrs while she fucks you into the mattress.
184 notes · View notes
itswilliamleonard · 2 days
Text
Tumblr media
don't talk to me until i've had my morning onikoro!!
96 notes · View notes
gavamont · 3 days
Text
There once was a mage made of beer
Who used a pitcher mech suit to strike fear
He controlled it with magic
But still ended quite tragic
A giant drank him down and felt of good cheer
70 notes · View notes
foodfuck · 3 days
Text
Tumblr media
bunny lebowski - carrot white russian · craft and cocktails
49 notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
27 notes · View notes
witchofthesouls · 2 days
Note
So I vaguely remember reading one of your fics where the reader slept around while staying neutral during the war especially with Prowl, and they got a lot of courtship requests after the war.
I'm trying to look for it but I don't exactly remember the details, sorry for asking this dumb question, I really want to reread it.
I never officially tagged the Party Goblin series where a bot!Reader's blackout drunk persona's shenanigans and mad pipe skills (laying and taking) in neutral territories. They became so well-loved amongst the 'bots, 'cons, Neutrals, and alien species that a bidding war was launched after the end of the Cybertronian conflict.
That particular AU is under the most recent #bot!reader tag.
Here's the first post that kicked it off
The Prowl one
Enjoy!
25 notes · View notes
vemonb1tez · 3 days
Text
NAILZZZ
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
30 notes · View notes
beba1510 · 2 days
Text
Tumblr media
27 notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
Vegan Xiaolongbao; Vegan Soup Dumpling
23 notes · View notes
krissiefox · 1 day
Text
Fun fact: When I first showed "Wander over Yonder" to my family, they thought the WatchDogs were chanting "Tastes Great! Less Filling!"
Tumblr media
23 notes · View notes
Text
16 notes · View notes
todaysbat · 3 months
Text
At least do the sky puppies right.
21K notes · View notes
draconym · 4 months
Text
My wonderful spouse, who I love very much, set a phone alarm to remind him to send drunk texts to his friends this evening, and ensured that he would be appropriately drunk (0.086%, currently) by consulting a blood alcohol calculator that factored in change over time. He was worried that this level of planning was against the spirit of Drunk Texts, but I assured him it was not.
15K notes · View notes
sharkcutlery · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media
someone said more drunk alastor. my wish is your command
9K notes · View notes
bandydear · 6 months
Text
10K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
24 notes · View notes