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pratchettquotes · 3 months
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Holiday Theme: Happy Hogswatch
IT IS HOGSWATCH, said Death, AND PEOPLE DIE ON THE STREETS. PEOPLE FEAST BEHIND LIGHTED WINDOWS AND OTHER PEOPLE HAVE NO HOMES. IS THIS FAIR?
"Well, of course, that's the big issue--" Albert began.
THE PEASANT HAD A HANDFUL OF BEANS AND THE KING HAD SO MUCH HE WOULD NOT EVEN NOTICE THAT WHICH HE GAVE AWAY. IS THIS FAIR?
"Yeah, but if you gave it all to the peasant then in a year or two he'd be just as snooty as the king--" began Albert, jaundiced observer of human nature.
Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
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simstrouble · 1 year
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Jam Session at Albert's Garage September 29th, 1982 x
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thatsbelievable · 4 months
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thehessiansisters · 4 months
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Portraits of Empress Alexandra Feodorovna of Russia along with Emperor Nicholas II of Russia, wearing costumes of Tsar Alexei and Tsarina Maria Ilyinichna Miloslavskaya for the 300 years anniversary of the Romanov dynasty, Winter Palace, 1903.
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stellarmeals · 5 months
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Discworld Inktober Day 19 - Albert
Albert is an old (extremely old) wizard who cast a spell to become immortal but instead got stuck in Death’s domain and became his servant. Technically he can’t die in deaths domain so he has allll the bacon and sausage and grease he wants.
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Random Wesker Doodle..
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xmoonlitxdreamx · 28 days
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♦️😈♦️
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dodgy-little-shit · 9 months
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Albert: I was havin' the most amazin' dream Race: Ooh, a pretty girl? Albert, realising he can't say it was a pretty boy and having a slight crisis: A... leg of lamb?
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dimity-lawn · 4 months
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Do you think that there’s some Discly equivalent to Elf on the Shelf? Because I have tons of bad memes for that.
Imagine Nobby’s feelings towards it—who cares what the gods know about him, but the Hogfather? He doesn’t want word of some of his actions to get back to the Hogfather, not the special gift from Burleigh & Stroginthearm. He’d probably try to be extra respectful whenever he saw Uncle Heavy on the shelf.
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brooklynbadboys · 4 months
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posted on ig first <3
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bigmack2go · 2 months
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Y‘all r acting as if splint didn’t literally canonically D I E and that d u r i n g t h e t i m e the musical takes place between the rally and once and for all
Why is that???
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tmnt-narratives · 3 months
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Thanks dad for raising me. I dont need therapy, My dad cheers me up well enough by… bullying robloxian noobs and criticizing roblox 🧍🏻
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inshectoryourlive · 4 months
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Am I drawing again?!?!
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Photography of Albert Monier on a French vintage postcard
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thehessiansisters · 3 months
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Portraits of Empress Alexandra Feodorovna wearing uniform of the chief of the 5th Hussar Alexandria regiment, Tsarkoye Selo, 1911.
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simstrouble · 2 years
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(insp.)
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