Karma goes feral around anything percieved as food, much to the dismay of the agency members in charge of babysitting him
No common sense, only nomnomnom~
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Fukuzawa [Pointing at a broken coffee machine]: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Atsushi: ...I did. I broke it.
Fukuzawa: No. No you didn't. Dazai?
Dazai: Don't look at me. Look at Yosano.
Yosano: What?! I didn't break it.
Dazai: Hmm, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Yosano: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Dazai: Suspicious.
Yosano: No it's not!
Ranpo: If it matters, probably not, but Naomi was the last one to use it.
Naomi: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Ranpo: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Naomi: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Ranpo!
Atsushi: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, president.
Fukuzawa: No. Who broke it?
Yosano: President... Kunikida's been awfully quiet.
Kunikida: REALLY?!
[Everyone starts arguing.]
Fukuzawa: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
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Real Question Time: Do the government know Fukuzawa has a gift that helps his subordinates’ control their abilities or did they have enough faith in Fukuzawa’s character? Personally I lean for the latter because there’s no way the Special Abilities Division looked at Ex-Assassin over here and decided that he had such a convenient gift and I deeply doubt Fukuzawa would’ve told them such a thing. But then, that’s also that’s a huge risk they took in handing over the Ability Permit to what absolutely could’ve been a ‘fuck the government’ group in the making
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Listen Fukuzawa accidentally saying something thirsty about Mori in public and Yosano being like
"Hope you get better... taste"
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I actually only wanted the print of Wei Wuxian, but I ended up with Jiggy, too, and Lan Xichen and Wen Qing had also to come home, but they're clear files, bc the canvas prints were expensive enough already...
Also: Couldn't stop myself from purchasing this absolutely far too overpriced Chibi sticker of Jiggy.
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Vampire Yosano. I don’t like it…
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