#aka best femboi aka Venti aka Barbatos so how dare you assume I dont believe in god we stan Venti in this house’’

[macksho]

so I didn’t get a Xiao, got C5 Diona and Qiqi instead, had a bit of a mental breakdown about my friend getting him on her first 10 roll and all that.

But then I got Hu Tao 2-3 days before her banner ended which I am so happy about and keep looking at her like in that meme “it’s so beautiful. I’ve been looking at it for 2 hours” because that’s how it is. She’s pretty okay, and she hits so hard. And I love her so much

And now I didn’t even hope for it, because my other friend who is pretty damn good at the game said that it probably won’t happen and I should just go for Childe and I understand how pity works my self.

but I got a Venti

on like.. 15th pull? Okay but it wasn’t even a 20. I dont do 10 pulls and I was just doing them, got a 4 star sword, reacted with “oh god damn it, not even Razor” because I want constilatioonnnsss

And literally the next single pull and it’s Venti

WHAT IS THIS

WHAT IS THIS LUCK

I AM SCREAMING

WHAT IS THISSSS

edit; It was the 9th pull. It was my 9th pull after Hu Tao. And I got my favourite boi. What is this

#YALL THE STANDING IN VENTI’S STATUES HANDS THING WORKS #I AM SCREAMING AS IF I AM POSSESSED BY A HIGH PITCHED TECHNOBLADE WHAT IS THIS #Also I called that friend that got Xiao on her first pull and she didnt get a Venti and was crying about it so yeaaaaah. Awkward that was. #especially considering that she is now a ‘’whale’’ meaning she spended some actuall money on primos and Im f2p and just that was awkward #BUT I HAVE A VENTI WHAT IS THIS I AM SCREAMING WHAT LUCK IS THIS #I HAVE BEEN BLESSED #THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TELL KEQIUNG ‘’Hey #how dare thee assume I dont believe in god? I mean yeah. I didnt. But excuse me but we stan the best bard in all Teyvat aka my favourite #archnon aka the best waifu because it takes a real genderless god apearing as a male who looks like a girl to be the best girl #aka best femboi aka Venti aka Barbatos so how dare you assume I dont believe in god we stan Venti in this house’’ #one of those things. Im just wery loud about how much I stan Venti whenever any of the nps say anything bad about him or the archons #I was going to throw hands at Deinsleif tbh #I dont do that irl to actual real people but nps somehow get me pissed off if they say anything about Venti. People dont #dunno why man dunno I dont like fights. But I am going to throw hands at Signora. HOW DARE SHEEEEEEEE #Stan the archon and he may appear. I guees he liked Aether being all like ‘You dont know the four winds at all so stop acting like you do #Deinsleif. I get it. Youre old and smart. But you didnt actually even talk with any of them so shut up pretty boy >:[ #DONT GET ME WRONG I love Deinsleif so much. But. That doesnt mean I cant throw hands okay #my gameplay I do what I want you do what you want in yours but I am a Venti simp okay let me simp and throw hands with nps #dont throw hands with actuall people tho! Thats bad D: