#ahh i love takoyaki

[mellowwillowy]

𝐓𝐖𝐒𝐓 𝐒𝐞𝐥𝐟-𝐀𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬

Feat: Riddle, Leona, Azul, Kalim, Vil, Idia, Lilia Bonus: Floyd, Jade, Jamil, Rook, Epel, Malleus

Riddle Rosehearts

Riddle’s face was almost as red as his hair, not out of anger but rather…

[Oh my gooodddd, stomp those tiny feet again, Riddle! Give me that pout~]

Really… should he do it again? Out of nowhere? Well, let’s take a walk to where you clicked then…

[Yaahhh!! So cuteeee!!!]

Well at least you didn’t think him badly for being angry out of nowhere… whoops, he wasn’t supposed to idle like that.

Ahh, why are you moving on to another character? Cater? That good for nothing? The naughty ADeuce duo? He's almost turning from red to green in envy!

Leona Kingscholar

Leona was supposed to be ticked to the brim but definitely not with you. His ears are red from your nonstop rambling while you keep on poking his avatar right on his ear.

[I wonder how it feels like to play with his ears, ah, maybe I should help you clean it too?]

Don’t. Twitch. Ears. Else the player might notice this and question this one new idle.

[Thinking back, I kinda wanna try stepping on his tail like Yuu too~]

Don’t. Swish. Tail. What? Is he a masochist or what? Well, if it’s for you then he wouldn’t mind it.

Wait wait, why are you checking out Ruggie and Jack now? Hey, what do you mean Ruggie has cuter ears and Jack has a fluffier tail? Why do they look so proud? Are they asking to be minced?

Azul Ashengrotto

Azul might break out of the avatar restraint now. You’ve been talking about how you want to squeeze the kid him, round and plump, you quoted.

Why did you find his past appearance adorable?

[Honestly, I kinda want to lift him and his hiding spot and boil him as a takoyaki filling]

Now that made Floyd and Jade snickered. Azul was internally panicking but his avatar did not show him breaking a single sweat.

[Or maybe gather all his ink whenever he cries]

For your pen?

[But I do think squeezing his plump octomer form is the best~ Oh well, he had lost all those baby fats]

And back to how you ramble about his round self again. This was supposed to be disheartening but why was he blushing?

Wait wait, don't look away from him, no! Why are you going to Floyd? And Jade too? He knew Floyd won your heart but allow him to worm into your heart at the very least. Please let one of his three hearts rest in you!

Kalim Al-Asim

Kalim was nodding non-stop at your ramblings, or should he say, wishes. He was really happy that you were taking him as your magic lamp!

[And then, I want you to lace my body with lots of glitters, made of gold!]

No hard task, he just had to grind all that gold into some sort of fairy dust for you!

[Oh! And I want to try swimming in a pool of golden coins like Uncle Scrooge! I wonder if it'll hurt and uncomfortable as I think...]

He was in the same boat with you. You'd have to be careful when diving into the pool! But you can try sleeping on it though you should be careful, just in case the coins swallow you whole!

[And a carpet ride every night~]

Roger that! Tell him more of your wish, will you?

Eh? Why do you stop wishing? No! He will guarantee you that he will make it all come true! Please do not doubt him! Ah... it's because you two are in a different dimension? Screw this barrier that separates you two then.

Vil Schoenheit

Yes, he knew he was unworthy of your praises but he couldn't help but enjoy bathing in it!

[Look at your hair... and that make-up! Wow... truly is the fairest one of all!]

Oh please, no matter how much you compliment him, he could never compete with you beauty-wise! You would always be the true fairest one of all!

[Aha! Look at those heels too, contribute a lot to your height, and make you look so pretty!]

Even a prominent actor like him can't cover his natural reaction which was the growing blush on his face!

Eh? Rook? What does he have to do with him? Too in love with his words more than the beauty in front of you right now? No no no, you must look at him only and no one else!

Idia Shroud

If anything, he was glad his hair did not turn pink! From the way you kept on poking his avatar and patting his head, it made his heart tickled. He was no longer stuttering because the system wanted him to, but because he himself was nervous!

[Oh, show me that one illustration... Kyaaa! Why must you be so cute biting on your sleeve??? It's so inviting!!!]

Ah? That one? He couldn't help but feel embarrassed as you zoomed into his face and examined his hair. Truly, this was too much for his heart!

[Oh oh, and your masquerade costume is so pretty! It makes you look so pretty ffs!]

Ah, it was pretty uncomfortable to wear but he's glad he didn't take it off, not like he can do that anyway. The system won't allow that after all.

Everything feels nice so why are you changing character now? Wait wait! Have you checked his other card? No no no, why is that little shortie fae here? Don't close on him, please! He might want to try hacking your phone soon!

Lilia Vanrouge

Oya? You'd like to dress him up? Kukuku, looks like green and pink would work well on him~

[And... I think we can try curling his long hair, can we change the hue from red to pink like a color wheel?]

...Curling his hair didn't sound bad. Maybe he should try it sometimes and see if it suited him.

[Oh! And I'm gonna hang him upside down like the bat he is! My cute little bat, let's fist-fight!]

You really are an enigma huh? One moment is a sweet and docile lamb then the next moment you are a bull. Hm? Malleus? Why talk about him so sudden? Didn't you say he is your number-one favorite from Diasomnia? So why are you looking at someone else now?

𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐔𝐒:

Floyd Leech

God of Shrimpy~ Keep on poking him, he loves it! Ah, you love his teeth? And his droopy eyes? And his laugh? Hehe, you really love everything about him huh?

So why do you even bother looking at the others? He's going to hug you tight for this silly!

Jade Leech

Ah, he is quite the gentleman, no? Hm? You'd like to keep him as your butler? Why that is quite the generous idea that you allow him to manage your daily life~

With a small dose of love potion in your daily tea every day, he's bound to have you in his arms soon, well, if he ever finds a way to pull you into this twisted wonderland.

Jamil Viper

It truly is an honor to be considered as someone reliable (from babysitting Kalim) and acknowledged as an attendant who could shield you from any danger, truly. He is ready to put his life in line for you so why?

Why are you saying that there's someone else who might fit the position as your attendant more than him? And that person being that slimy eel no less!

Rook Hunt

Ah! This is amazing! To be able to charm you with his words and let him worm into your heart is truly a blessing! Would you like him to write you a poem detailing your beauty?

No no, mon chèri, you shouldn't grace those who are unbefitting of it, don't you think it's a waste to spare the other your grace? Allow this hunter to save you from that trouble.

Epel Felmier

H-huh? You want to dress him up? Naturally, he hates being treated as a doll, a girl no less! But... the idea of you helping him dress and helping him with makeup... he can do this. It is your way of gracing him after all...

Huh? You want to dress Lilia up too? Why? Because he's cuter? Oh no, there's no way there's someone who is prettier than him, look at him, look at how pretty he is in this dress!

Malleus Draconia

If anything, he will always hear you compare him and Riddle to the 'Queen of Heart' and 'Maleficient' from your world. You will praise him for being able to stand on the same level as the actress' beauty which makes him feel giddy.

But boy is he sulking when you start rambling about Riddle and the big-headed Queen. You will dote on him and Riddle back and forth.

Can't you just dote on him?

#Yandere TWST #Yandere Twisted Wonderland #Yandere Riddle Rosehearts #Yandere Leona Kingscholar #Yandere Azul Ashengrotto #Yandere Kalm Al Asim #Yandere Vil Schoenheit #Yandere Idia Shroud #Yandere Lilia Vanrouge #Yandere Jade Leech #Yandere Floyd Leech #Yandere Jamil Viper #Yandere Rook Hunt #Yandere Epel Felmier #Yandere Malleus Draconia #Twisted Wonderland x Reader #Self Aware Twisted Wonderland #Self Aware TWST #TWST x Reader #x GN Reader

[bubblespalace]

Headcannon: If The Sakamaki Brothers actually fell in love with you.

^⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠^ Includes: Shu, Reiji, Ayato, Kanato, Laito, Subaru, and all of them together (Because I love all of them and can't choose). ^⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠^

Shu Sakamaki 💛:

∆💛: Like all the brothers, he would hate he fall for someone who wasn't a vampire. He would try to deter himself from you, but he would fail.

∆💛 Converse-shoe would still be super lazy, but he would perk up a bit if you walked in.

∆💛 Would mock you even more. Calling you names and roasting you a lot, he would love your reaction.

∆💛 He would show off his violin skills and possibly play for you. He would try to make himself seem impressive.

∆💛 Shu would have a slight fear Reiji might attempt to take you from him since his younger brother has always wanted what he had. So he would be possessive around Reiji especially.

∆💛 He would sneak into your room and snake himself underneath you, so you were laying on top of him.

🎧You jolted up in shock when you realized the blonde vampire was underneath you. "Ahh! Shu-kun! What are you doing in here?!"

Shu smirked, his eyes still closed, and pulled you back down on top of him with one arm. "Shh... be quiet... you like this anyway... you lewd woman."🎧

Reiji Sakamaki 💙:

∆💙 Reiji would first try to tell himself it wasn't a crush, he would stay away from you. Whenever you visit his lab or study, he would turn you away. Until he came to terms he was in love with you.

∆💙 He would start giving you tasks, which you somehow completed perfectly, exactly the way he wanted. He would start being softer with you and less strict.

∆💙 He would take time to teach you about things, and he would be more patient with your trial and error. He finds it very admiring that you won't give up so easily when you don't get the information.

∆💙 You would become almost like his assistant, helping him with notes, and labeling formulas and mixtures.

∆💙 Rei-Rei would keep you away from Shu as much as possible, in fear that you would fall for him instead.

∆💙 Even when you make a mistake, he remains calm and very early goes off on you. It surprises you, since with anyone else he scolds until they start crying.

🧪The glass hit the ground with a shatter, you froze in fear. "Oh god, Reiji-kun... I'm so sorry, please don't be ma-"

"It's no problem." He said almost calmly. "Just clean it up. We shall get back to what we were doing after."🧪

Ayato Sakamaki ❤:

∆❤: This man would know right away he was falling for you, but he would be meaner to you to hide it.

∆❤: Eventually, he would try to impress you more. He would still be super mean, but he would do everything he could to make you notice him.

∆❤: He would invite you to his basketball games a lot, and he would hang out with you afterward. Which made the other girls give you an evil eye.

∆❤: However, he wouldn't lay up on you. Christmas Eve is the type to keep treatment the same. He'd still call you out by your breast-size, and drink your blood. (All the brothers might still drink your blood, but eh)

∆❤: Keeps you away from his brothers, particularly Kanato and Laito because he knows they can be the most dangerous. Only he's allowed to hurt you.

∆❤: If you were to ever do something nice for him without him having to ask, he would be stunned. You might even catch him blushing a bit.

🏀You walked up to Ayato with a kind smile on your face. "Hey, I made you some Takoyaki."

He paused for a good moment, almost in happy disbelief, before he regained his normal stature. "Good, Ore-sama was getting hungry anyway."🏀

Kanato Sakamaki: 💜

∆💜: He would be angry you made him fall for you, but after a few hours of angry screaming in his room, he calmed down and talked to Teddy about it.

∆💜: He would get you gifts, like dresses, babydoll shoes, and hair accessories. You would become his only, non-wax doll.

∆💜: In fact, Kana-na would never feel the want to turn you into a wax doll. You aren't like his past victims, he wants to watch you squirm forever.

∆💜: You would get princess treatment, except when he's angry. He would yell and scream at you, but he would very rarely hurt you when mad. He would hurt you more when he's happy, and he would praise you after for being so strong about it.

∆💜: He wouldn't just keep you away from his brothers, that's for sure, this man would keep you away from absolutely everyone. If someone so much as looked at you, he would slit their throat. You're his after all.

∆💜: The amount of tea parties you had in his room would be uncountable. Sometimes you talked, other times it was just comfortable silence.

🧸Kanato smiled at you, not the creepy off-kilter smile that made you feel hunted, but an actual, genuine smile. "What is it?" You asked sweetly.

Kanato kept staring at you. "It's nothing, my doll. Don't worry about it. You don't ever have to worry about anything."🧸

Laito Sakamaki 💚:

∆💚: He would have no idea what was happening to him. You weren't like the other girls he had been with, and it confused him. His heart rate quickened around you, heat rushed to his normally cold cheeks and he felt almost... nervous.

∆💚: Lai-Lai would probably end up asking Reiji what you were doing to him. Reiji would deadpan and explain.

∆💚: Laito was first in denial, because that's not what he thought love was, but Reiji carefully told him everything. After that, Laito made it his mission to get you to fall for him.

∆💚: He became the most romantic man on earth. Laito gifted you roses, chocolates, and anything else he could think of that you loved. Yet he was still shy around you sometimes and you caught him stuttering over his words a few times.

∆💚: Almost all sexual thoughts left his mind, (He still had a few, come on, this is Laito) all he was focused on was wooing you, and it stayed this way for a very long time.

∆💚: You would be very surprised by this change in him, and he would try to convince you nothing changed.

🎩Laito had snuck up behind you and put his arms over your shoulders. In his hands, was a beautifully arranged bouquet of roses. "Hi Bitch-chan." He purred with his Cheshire cat smile.

You giggled and took the bouquet from him, admiring the flowers. "What has gotten into you lately? What have you done with Laito, stranger?"🎩

Subaru Sakamaki 🤍:

∆🤍: He would break everything in his room in terror. He didn't want to fall in love, especially not with you. Subaru couldn't stand the thought of hurting you severely.

∆🤍: Toyota would avoid you like the plague, hoping he would fall out of love with you. Somehow you always found your way into his mind again...

∆🤍: He was crazy over you, he started admiring you from a distance, watching you as you did your homework in the living room. He was scared he would hurt you if he actually approached you. Soon, you noticed and confronted him.

∆🤍: After that, he spoke to you a little more often, but still kept his distance. Subaru also turned up his tsundere level from 100, to 10,000.

∆🤍: Would be secretly leaving white roses in your locker, and also doing little things to make you smile without you knowing it was him.

∆🤍: Tsunbaru might never confess to you, you might be the one to make the first move. He would be way too nervous to talk to you.

🗡Carefully you glanced at Subaru, making sure there was nothing he could mistake for anger or upset in your voice. "Subaru, did you leave this-"

His red eyes flashed to you in what you thought was disgust. "W-why would I leave you a rose?! Leave me alone, foolish mortal!"🗡

The Sakamaki's 💛💙❤💜💚🤍:

∆💛💙❤💜💚🤍: If they all fell for you, I wish you luck my friend. They will be competitive AF.

∆💛💙❤💜💚🤍: Expect their normal behaviors to either become more intense, or softer. It could go either way.

∆💛💙❤💜💚🤍: Reiji and Shu might try to battle it out for you since they will be each other's biggest threats. Ayato and Subaru might just fight too, since they don't get along well.

∆💛💙❤💜💚🤍: Kanato would end up dragging you into his doll room in the middle of the night. I can see him trying to brand you, burning his name onto your skin.

∆💛💙❤💜💚🤍: Laito would be relentless and would never leave you alone. You would have to fend him off 25 hours a day.

∆💛💙❤💜💚🤍: They all might just start fighting like little children, pulling you toward them like a rope in tug-a-war.

🎧🧪🏀🧸🎩🗡"Boys! I'm not a rag doll! Stop or you're gonna break my arms!" You shouted over Kanato's hysterical screams and Reiji and Shu's accusations toward each other.

Laito yanked you away, which released you from Reiji's and Shu's harsh grip on your wrists. "She's right, Bitch-Chan will choose me anyways, so why is it we must make a big fuss over this?"

"God, will you stop being such a pervert for one moment?!" Subaru yelled, looking as though he was about to punch something.

Sadly, your wrists only got that break before Reiji grasped onto the wrist Shu was holding onto and bit down into the sensitive flesh, making eye contact with him as his fangs made contact. "You fucking bastard," Shu growled and bit into the wrist Reiji had grasped before, possessively biting down hard enough for it to leave a mark that would last a long time. Soon, you had all the boys' fangs buried in your skin, gnawing on you like you were prey.

"I'm the best, right dolly?"

"Tch, don't be stupid, Y/N."

"You're smart, Y/N. You'll choose me."

"You lewd woman, choose the best choice."

"Ore-sama, obviously."

"Or your Laito-kun, Bitch-Chan."🎧🧪🏀🧸🎩🗡

#diaboliklovers #diabolik lovers headcanon #shu sakamaki x reader #shu sakamaki #reiji sakamaki x reader #reiji sakamaki #ayato sakamaki x reader #ayato sakamaki #kanato sakamaki #kanato sakamaki x reader #laito sakamaki #laito sakamaki x reader #subaru sakamaki x reader #subaru sakamaki

[kitkat-2204]

Demon Possession AU Scat Story

Credit: ShyShyScott (tumblr)

A, who was a demon that possessed someone, is new to having a human body for the first time, learning a whole new lot of human customs and understanding things that they never learned before about being human prior to experiencing humanity physically. They tried all different things, including cuisine. They tried rice bowls and takoyaki today, enjoying all different mixes of different pork, vegetables and seafood, it was very delicious for A. Now relaxed, A and B are relaxing together on the bed, with A watching a movie and B playing animal crossing while A sat on their lap. While they relaxed, A noticed a pang in their lower stomach and felt nervous. “Hey my stomach kind of hurts.. it feels like a strong pressure that is just pushing down.” A says uncomfortably. “Maybe you just ate too much, don’t worry about it.” B replies, trying to be comforting to A. The pressure in As lower stomach quickly travels to their lower end and releases in a hot silent fart. “Ahh.. that gas that released from me seemed to help that tight pressure go away a little bit.” A says, feeling a little better. B seeing As relieved face and the slight moans they made was really, really nice to B, and as much as they didn’t want to admit that normally, they saw an opportunity of indulging into something they liked without judgement, seeing that A didn’t know too much about humanity quite yet. They didn’t want to admit too much, fearing making A uncomfortable, but they slowly began to indulge into this without being to weird about it at first. “If you’d like, you can keep doing that, if it makes you feel better.” B says slyly while looking at the ground. “Ok thanks!” A says enthusiastically. A then begins to push more and more vibrating farts into Bs lap, each ending in a large moan of relief and relaxation coming from A with each fart being pushed out of their body as it continues to release pressure from As lower stomach. “Ooooh here comes another really big one…” A says before releasing a very hot and rumbly fart causing a very relaxed moan to escape from As breath. B was completely relishing in it all, allowing small moans and grunts of secret enjoyment to happen as A farts, pretending they are still playing animal crossing while this is happening. “I bet that feels better doesn’t it..? It happens to me when I eat a lot too, it’s totally normal.” B says ironically, as they are feeling the complete opposite of normal. “I feel an urge growing to keep pushing… something is building up…” A said as they continued to push out fart after fart, which only made that urge stronger. B kept thinking about how nice this is to hear and watch, and knowing that A is about to shit themselves, becomes worried at first, but then realizes the indulgent opportunity they once again have if they allow this to happen, one they’ve never had the courage to admit they even liked before. “Ahh how nice it would be to just see it happen..nice and relaxed…” B thought. “I mean A… if it makes you feel better… you should give in to that urge to push… whatever is hurting your tummy…” B said embarrassingly, hoping A doesn’t notice the flush on their face. “Alright sure.. maybe that will help.” A says before giving in to the overwhelming urge to push. At first it was just really wet farts, but then A feel’s something solid begin to escape, which brings a much bigger amount of relief then what they were experiencing before. “Somethings coming out…ohhh that feels better…” A said, now focusing fully on the relaxing feeling of release and pushing. At this point, As body was pouring waste into their clothing, but A didn’t mind the mess, they just really loved that the pressure in their stomach was finally beginning to really go away.

Meanwhile B, was biting the bottom of their lip to the point of blood, squeezing the bottom of their thighs together from how nice this was for them to finally see. “That must feel so much better huh A… it looks so good…” B moans under their breath, completely lost in the exciting indulgence feeling of finally giving in to the weirdness of what they really wanted. A overhears this, but is too focused in the pressure being relieved from their stomach to comment on it. “Ahhhh… it’s all coming out..” A hums while relaxing their muscles completely. “I think this is a very interesting part of being human. Isn’t it?”

#coprophilia #eproctophilia #pants messing #relief

[http-tokki]

Seafood counter

~ tamaki amajiki x fem!reader ~ tags/cw: aged up tamaki, canonverse, fluff, tamaki has a crush on you ~ wc: 460 ~ Honey is a replacement for Y/N

Tamaki falls for the cute girl who works in the seafood section at his local grocery store.

It started with a once-a-week visit, Tamaki stuttering over his order of clams and takoyaki, hiding behind his mask and avoiding eye contact. You had recognized him from Fatgum's agency but felt that if you pointed that out, he would freak out and not come back, but he was just so cute, you wanted him to return. So you bagged up his order and slid it across the glass counter, smiling a sweet "Have a good night." After that, it became a weekly thing. Every Wednesday night, after six, Tamaki would walk into the store and head straight for the seafood section. Technically he could shop online and have it delivered to his apartment, but Tamaki enjoyed the routine; found comfort in it. (and maybe there was a tiny part of him that enjoyed watching you smile up at him, blush on your cheeks as you handed him the wrapped parcel) You had come to enjoy seeing the hero too.

Heart skipping a beat as you saw his indigo hair and shy smile, hand held up in a polite wave. You had memorized his order and could theoretically have it ready for him to just grab and go, but you enjoyed having him there. Around a month after he had first stepped foot into the store, Tamaki finally worked up the courage (with the help of Togata and Kirishima) to ask for your social media handle, which you gladly gave him. A month later, he mumbled out and rushed offer, "would you like to get dinner sometime? If you're not too weirded out by it, I mean, I am a stranger- ahh, forget it, it's okay-"

"I'd love to" your answer is short and sweet, smiling up at him from behind your work hat.

Tamaki feels his heart stop and start up again in a racing beat. He's smiling before he even knows he is. "Ahh, I'll message you later with details?"

If he was being candid with himself, he thought you would reject him, so your acceptance had thrown him for a loop. He hadn't even had a plan on where to go and when. His head was still reeling that you had said yes.

"Okay, that sounds like a plan," you smile, hand pushing his parcel towards him.

"Okay, that's-" Tamaki exhales. "Yep, I'll figure it out."

You're giggling at his cuteness, heart exploding as he quickly grabs the package, slender fingers wrapping around the bright blue paper.

"I'll talk to you later then?" he questions, afraid he had made up the entire interaction.

"I'll talk to you later, Tamaki," you confirm, still smiling as Tamaki nods and starts to walk backward.

"I'll talk to you later, Honey."

#tamaki amakiji #tamaki amajiki x reader #tamaki amajiki x you #tamaki x reader #tamaki x reader fluff #tamaki x reader drabble #tamaki amajiki x reader fluff #tamaki amajiki x reader fanfic #tamaki x y/n #tamaki x you #amajiki tamaki x reader #amajiki tamaki #amajiki x you #amajiki x y/n #tamaki amajiki #amajiki fluff #amajiki x reader #mha fluff #mha imagines #mha imagine #mha fanfic #mha fanfiction #bnha drabble #bnha fanfic #bnha fanfiction #bnha fic #bnha tamaki amajiki #mha tamaki #my hero academia requests #my hero academy fanfiction

[jyushi-thoughts]

have you watch the Takoyaki Party? how do you like it? I'm kinda satisfied cause I'm surprised by the descriptions about Totoko's growth😊she's such a nice girl who loves fish as always☺️☺️

OOC: I have! Funny you send me this ask, I was just about to talk about it on my main! EXTREMELY LONG RAMBLE INCOMING!!

Ahh what a sweet little movie.. While the wacky shenanigans are my favorite part of this show, I always still love a slice of life "nothing happens" kind of plot. And it couldn't have come at a better time honestly. I've been feeling like Totoko a lot lately.

As a character, Totoko hasn't really been focused on in depth very often, but it's clear that she's always had a problem with comparing herself to others. She always wants to be better than everyone else, and feels self conscious about it. She's also always trying to force herself into feminine stereotypes that don't really fit her personality or interests. It's nice to see that explored a little more here, though it's osomatsu san so they won't get too deep into it of course.

She's anxious at the pressure to become a "real adult" like Nyaa and her brother Fighting Yowai are. Specifically the focus here seems to be on having children. I mean when you really think about it, that's the supposed "end goal" of being what society says is a "proper adult" yknow? Especially for women. She's clearly feeling kinda behind when she's seeing Nyaa chan be an independent single mother, and now with her brother coming home with his wife and new baby. Totoko is nowhere near ready to be independent like that.

Sooo it's easier to just forget about real life for a while and hang out with the Matsus! They're always the same, ever since they were kids! They're not "real adults" either, but they seem to be carefree and having lots of fun every day! So everyone in town who has to work so hard, they can just party with the matsus for as long as they can!

The matsus are sorta anxious about their lack of independence too, but that feeling kinda lessened ever since season 1. It seems like over time they accepted it to the point where they're PROUD to be NEETS now, or at least apathetic to it. So to them, they don't really understand why everyone else wants the sleepover to last forever. Time stands still for them anyway.

Plus either way, while they are pressured by society to be "proper adults", it's kinda different for them as cis men. Totoko's focus on having children is something that comes with very different social expectations and baggage. Pretty much all women are expected to be mothers someday, and it can feel incredibly stifling and stressful when you know that there's a time limit on that. A time limit on finding a partner and settling down, thats terrible! Plus then, even when that happens, the idealized version is never the reality. At the party, everyone is so happy. The old guys are full of energy, and Nyaa's toddler is behaving as a perfect cute angel. But in the split second flashbacks at the end, we can see the tedium of their day to day jobs, Matsuyo coping with aging, the struggles Nyaa goes through to raise her baby alone, ...Dayon's cat dies or something.. idk

So isn't it easier to forget about that reality and hang around with the matsus, who always go at their own pace? That's way more fun!

I've also been thinking too, on a more personal level. Gosh this show is 8 years old. ITS 8 YEARS OLD!!! ITS IN THE THIRD GRADE! What a nightmare the passage of time is. So yeah I've been feeling like Totoko. And I'm sentimental about this show! For whatever reason, my brain decided to fixate on it for all this time.

The matsus were kinda my ambassadors to adulthood really. I just graduated highschool and was starting my first semester of college when I first watched this show. And the feeling of "oh god we're supposed to be adults but we don't know what we're doing!!" that went from being funny to WAY TOO RELATABLE super quickly. And man, back then I certainly didn't think id still be feeling that way after 8 years. I'll probably be feeling it forever. Buuut reality still goes on and time is passing, and we're all older and Nyaa chan's baby is a toddler now. But the matsus are the same, and for a little while we can forget about reality and party with them for a little while~!

Even if the matsus are reeeeeeallly sick of it..

And that reminds me of another thing too. When the matsus were like sick and dying and begging for sleep when the whole town was forcing them to keep partying... That.. was meta commentary right? Like, I can't interpret that any other way. Like the show writers are just trying to tell us that they're BURNT OUT. Which, let's be fair, that's understandable I guess. (I mean not to ME because I feel like the matsus have infinite stories they could be used for but. anyway.) If that's true, and the writers are just begging to let the matsus finally go to sleep. I'm kinda fine with it! I genuinely think that this movie is a PERFECT series finale. It brushes on the anxiety of adulthood that the show is known for, it gives a spotlight to the beloved side characters, and it feels like a nice calm little summary of the whole thing. We had a fun party with these guys, and we can go back and play with them whenever we get tired of being adults for a while.

...so yea! I liked it! :3

And I'll be ready in 20-30 years when they reboot it as Osomatsu-Ojiisan where the brothers are all middle aged lmao

#osomatsu san

[arabaka]

I wanted to ask what do you think about different characters's cooking skills in MOBPSYCHO100, like who is most likely to burn down the whole kitchen and who is most likely to be similar to gordon ramsey, I wonder if people like Teru and Reigen who are overly social and all would actually be good at cooking???? What do u think?

*₊˚💬୧ this is such a cute question!!! ;0; thank you for sending this in! i love the spectrum you provided lol burning down house to bringing down the house with your skills...

if i recall correctly, when we see reigen eat (takoyaki, ramen, etc.) it's either bought from a restaurant or an instant meal of sorts. i think he can cook, knows the basics- the man is a jack of all trades so i wouldn't be surprised that he has a few honed dishes up his sleeve! but i think he's prone to going the more convenient route when it comes to eating. he's so busy that i imagine by the time he gets home or is hungry, he'd rather have something cheap and easy to fill him up.

i think serizawa would be a little behind in his cooking skills. he was clearly isolated to an extreme degree at an early age, much before he would have been expected to cook for himself. but i think, now that he's independent and more confident in himself, he'd really enjoy it after learning and would want to cook for his loved ones!

if i'm not mistaken, home ec is a mandatory course of sorts in japan so the kiddos like mob, ritsu, teru, etc. would be required to learn the basics. teru would DEFINITELY want to be more extravagant (so there's your ramsey LOL) with his recipes while ritsu and mob would have a more humble take on what they make. ahh i can imagine the kageyama bros making food for their parents and mob just glowing with joy when his parents scarf down everything he made !!!!!!!!! or mob learning to make takoyaki for reigen......... my heart !!!! aHHHHHHHHHHHH im going to write that now

tome would burn her house down though full stop

#mp reigen #reigen arataka #mob psycho #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #kageyama shigeo #kageyama ritsu #serizawa #.˚₊ ੈ ʚ 💌 ɞ ˚₊ ‧ˋ⁀➷ ꒰ love letters to reigen! ꒱ #.˚₊ ੈ ʚ 💌 ɞ ˚₊ ‧ˋ⁀➷ ꒰ love letters to serizawa! ꒱ #.˚₊ ੈ ʚ 📮 ɞ ˚₊ ‧ˋ⁀➷ ꒰ mail time! ꒱

[kreauxlighe]

hi im here to tell u that i love that catreig carries the lil takoyaki ball to bed with him. very important

ahh ty!! honestly it gives me life every time!

ty for sharing! 💜

#catreig au #jace answers #my asks

[bleedingviolet]

Munday Questions

@silver-blooded-synthetics asked: What is your ideal vacation destination?

( I have wanted to go to Japan for years—I’d love to ride the train across the country to visit all the different prefectures along the way and try all the foods! Especially foods! Like takoyaki, okonamiyaki, ramen!! Ahh! )

#ooc #[ mun answers ] #i am a big foodie #i travel with my stomach behind the wheel

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[fuckinorangecat]

part 2

Abysmal. There is a character limit, I can't believe this madness. Anyway.

We walked through a bunch of claw machine/gatcha shops and played a little bit. It was nice and I saw a very dedicated lady trying her absolutely hardest trying to get a golden kamuy figurine. She got it in the end, I was so happy for her. I was gonna attempt myself and if I got it I would've given it to her. She looked so close to giving up. Ahh, human perseverance. After that we got tired and went to a cafe where we waited for another addition to the party. A scottish JET, we outnumbered the American 3:1, fuck yeah. After meeting up with walked around further and went to a retro game store called Super potato or some shit. It was actually really cool lol, they had a claw machine for random ds/psp games and just a bunch of niche but cool japanese titles that we never saw in the west. One day I'll be able to read and play them properly. After that we found a fucking kebab stand, me and the friend I was staying with went ballistic, much to the american's confusion. Also the way americans say kebab is hilarious lol. We instantly buy some wraps and devour them, although it made me sad because it didn't hit the same as home. Guess it'll never be the same. Straight after I bought takoyaki, it was a very fat day but we walked like 30,000 steps by the end of the day so it should be fine - plus im on holiday. I'm not actually the biggest fan of takoyaki btw, too fucking heavy of a food. It's like eating a small rock every ball. After that we decide to find an izakaya and wind down. We find a place with outdoor seating and a perfect 6 seats, we were expecting two more JETs. Two more americans which unfortunately bring the numbers even. When they arrived, it was lovely. We all just spoke about random shit I can't even remember and drank. It was a great night. We bonded and exchanged instagrams, the Osaka JETs loved me and I them. Before going home we went to a conbini and I bought ice cream along with this other JET who LOVES ice cream. She bought one earlier too so I thought I'd join her this time. We ate ice cream and went on our merry way home. Two of the JETs go on the same train as us so we mingled a bit more. The girls all decided to have a twilight binge together, they invited me too but damn I smelled like shit. Ain't no way I'm polluting someone else's house. Especially after she showed me how nice her little place was lol. It'd be like a hotbox but instead of weed it's dutty fuckin' pits and tbh whole body. It was hot ok and I suffer in those conditions. 35 degrees celcius and crazy humid. Also we were exhausted since we've been running on 5 hours sleep. SO WE GO HOME, shower and sleep pretty much straight away.

The next day I woke up, packed up early to meet a former coworker from the UK. He was in Japan for a couple of weeks and I promised I'd meet him, that was actually the whole reason I came to Osaka. I said goodbye to my friend and went straight to the station my friend was arriving to. Travelling around Osaka was easy, it was pretty much identical to the tube. Just with better trains (airconditioned). I reunited with my former coworker and it was great lol. It's felt good speaking to someone I've known for a pretty long time, even though realistically we've only been apartment for like just under two months lol. Not much to actually write about but we did some touristy things! Went to the aquarium, which was actually the biggest aquarium in the world when it was built in 1990. I remember reading it on wikipedia before I was here randomly. I didn't realise it was the same one till I got there and felt a hint of familiarity. After that we met up with the rest of his friends which was amusing, a total of 6 black people and me so everyone was looking at us. I couldn't stay long but I helped them find a restaurant and order, talk a small bit, exchanged instas and left for my dreaded 7 hour journey back home. My friend actually walked with me to the coach station, bless him and i almost missed it too lol. I was very panicked and annoyed, thank you D for putting up with that. I hope the rest your trip to Japan was great.

The coach journey itself was fine, this time I actually slept most of the way unlike last time. I couldn't wait to be home and when I got home I was greeted by my neighbourhood cat Pochi. I was happy.

AWAY THAT CONCLUDES THE OSAKA ARC AND IM LAZY AGAIN

love, J-sensei

#diary #txt #thoughts #personal

[wakanatranslations]

Takosen Matsumoto Wakana (23.05.13)

Good evening！I'm Matsumoto Wakana🙉

Thank you very much for your comments 😊

In yesterday's blog、for my quiz about which part in which song、the answer was 「Desugita Kui wa Utarenai」 during the interlude！！！！

We wanted to create a formation where none of the members' faces were blocked! So、we picked this formation 😙

As for people who got the correct answer、there were only about 3 of you！？

Congratulations！🥳

Decorate your bodies with lots of our goods okay〜🤍

Takoyaki Pei🐙

Lost in thought Pei 🌿

Looking back Pei ♡

This has been、cutie cutie cutie Pei-chan！😘

When we went to Osaka for our live the other day、I went to Dotonbori with Pei and Manager-san to eat takoyaki、

And it was Pei's first time eating takosen、so she struggled with how to eat it but she seemed to enjoy it ☺️

Takosen is so delicious〜🤤💕

(T/N Takosen = takoyaki sandwiched between two senbei crackers)

Growing up、I often ate takosen at school or local festivals！

But、I didn't have takoyaki inside mine！笑笑lol

I covered my takosenbei with sauce and mayonnaise、and sprinkled them with tenkasu and green nori！

For just 50 yen、you could get a big takosen to eat、so I loved them 😋

Of course！I also love takosen with takoyaki inside as they become so doughy！

I like how they're hot and chewy、inside the crunchy shell 😏

Everyone have you eaten takosen beforeー？

I'll end today's blog here (๑･̑◡･̑๑)

Tomorrow is、a live in Ehime prefecture！

And cheers are allowed！！！

It'll be my first time going to Shikoku so I'm really happy ☺️

Ahh I'm super duper excited、、🥹🥹🥹

See ya！

Matsumoto Wakana

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[tobiosmilktea]

ahh omg requests are opened !! can i request atsumu, iwa, kenma, and tsukki angst to fluff kinda thing where they get into a big fight and the boys blow up on the reader but make up at the end? pls make me cry but also go “💘🥺”,, thank you so much !!!

- 🧋

kiss and make up with atsumu, iwaizumi, kenma, and tsukishima

— m. atsumu

being with atsumu,, it’s no surprise that you two occasionally get into a few arguments here and there

they honestly range from the tiniest little, insignificant things from what to get for dinner to whether or not pineapple belongs on pizza aka things most people probably wouldn’t even bat an eye at

you were used to it considering how atsumu is, but his personality is what you liked most about him with how he’s constantly having you on your feet —never knowing what he’ll do next

they’re quiet funny at the end of the day and that back and forth banter is just another way you two show how much you care about each other

with that being said, no matter what you two are arguing about, it’s always lighthearted and not so serious

that’s why it honestly took you by surprise how atsumu’s typically nonchalant and teasing nature whenever you guys “argue” over something was something you’ve never seen before

very rarely did you ever see this man get incredibly angry and you’ve even seen all of his games where things weren’t going right

and perhaps that’s where the root of this argument started in the first place

dating a famous division 1 volleyball player who is well loved and respected, it’s hard being able to spend the proper time with him when he’s constantly travelling or getting recognized whenever you two are out on a date

you weren’t exactly complaining about this problem to atsumu after he came back from a tiresome and strenuous day of practice as you knew that it was going to be like this when you two first met

if anything, it was just a concern you voiced out that you obviously weren’t expecting him to solve with a snap of his fingers

“and what the fuck do you want me to do about it, (y/n)?” he snapped at you, venom coated his words like tar

you looked at him with widened eyes as a mixture of confusion and utter offense melted upon your expression

atsumu was notorious for using foul language on a daily basis, but never had he ever swore at you and it’s safe to say you like to keep that same energy with him

you scoffed at him, still a bit dumbfounded, “i’m not expecting you to fix anything over night, i was just saying.”

“as if i already didn’t know how hard it is to find time to spend together.”

“so, are you just treating me like an idiot now?”

it was late, you were tired just as much as atsumu was and you certainly weren’t in the mood to argue with him anymore

before you could even let him answer, you walked away from him and entered your bedroom withy a slammed door

you hated going to bed angry, but there honestly wasn’t anymore moral within you to even continue whatever leftover conversation between you and atsumu

perhaps giving time for something this to simmer until the morning would be enough to make sure your fatigue wasn’t blurring your thoughts knowing how dangerous misunderstandings can be

a few minutes later, atsumu enters the room, eyes scanning over your figure beneath the sheets as your breathing subsided

he thought you were fast asleep, but your mind was still awake and racing with the worse case scenarios. it made it so much more difficult now that atsumu laid beside you

he would wrap his arms around you, “i’m sorry, i shouldn’t have yelled at you.” whispering in a hushed, muffled voice. you could feel the way his lips pecked at you shoulder then up to your temple

you weren’t sure if he knew you were awake or not as you swore he could’ve heard your heart pounding

without uttering another word, you turn towards him, burying your head into the crook of his neck

you were just glad his warmth was still here

— i. hajime

you believe one of your biggest flexes within your relationship with iwa is that you two rarely argue or get into childish fights

sure, there were disagreements here and there, but most of them were minuscule decisions on what outfit to where that day or what restaurant you two wanted to eat at. most of which would be decided with a harmless game of rock, paper, scissors or nose goes lmao

other than constantly bickering with oikawa, iwaizumi isn’t really the type to get into shouting contests with you unlike with his best friend (most of which is started by oikawa anyway)

because of this, you weren’t really expecting to get into a fight with your boyfriend, and yet, it wasn’t like you weren’t used to him doing so

at the end of the day, you always ended up being the moderator of iwaizumi and oikawa’s loud back and forth banter if things got too rowdy

so never in a million years were you expecting oikawa to be taking your place at this very moment

poor dude doesn’t know what to do

he’s used to third wheeling you and iwa being all lovey dovey, but now that you two were in the midst of a midafternoon shouting contest, he’s completely dumbfounded

oikawa couldn’t help but feel bad for you as technically the whole reason why you and iwaizumi were arguing in the first place was because of him

long story short, iwa was sick and tired of oikawa flirting with you all the time despite only doing it to tease him

you were well aware of this as well, playing along with oikawa’s flirts just to tease your boyfriend

you didn’t see any harm in it as you made it very clear the moment you confessed to iwaizumi that you liked him and not his best friend (who you more or less saw as a brother over anything)

“listen, i’m sorry i was only playing around.” you apologize, throat already aching from the amount of stress you had already put on it

“if you were only playing around, then you wouldn’t be flirting with him everyday!” spat iwaizumi as he flickering a harsh look to oikawa who backed a good six feet away from you two (social distancing king lmao)

you honestly didn’t know what to say as a lump formed in your throat, rendering you speechless. granted, he had a point, but how couldn’t he overlook the way you only had eyes for him? the way you would “flirt” with oikawa they always tended to be backhanded, the way you would always kiss iwa after each of oikawa’s attempts to flirt, or how you would constantly remind him how much you loved him

it hurt slightly knowing how it was all overlooked by harmless teases

regardless,, it had to stop

before you could  apologize once more and say you’ll stop, iwaizumi huffs, “just say that you wanted him the entire time and not me.” before walking away entirely

your eyes widened, turning over towards a distanced oikawa who had the same look of surprise before motioning a hand towards your boyfriend, “well, go after him!”

with missing a beat, you ran down the block to catch up to iwaizumi, spreading your arms and throwing it around him as you bury your face into his back

“i’m sorry, i shouldn’t have done that.” your voice muffled into his uniform shirt, “i only like you, iwa, you have to believe me.”

your hands that were firmly clasped together to prevent him from breaking out of your embrace was slowly pulled apart by iwaizumi, feeling his entire body turn to face towards you

“idiot,” he muses with that same embrace

— k. kenma

i don’t think argument are common between you and kenma

he’s probably too preoccupied with playing video games or sleeping to even bother starting a fight over mindless disagreements

you were glad that you didn’t have to deal with such burdens of fighting with your significant other, but at the same time, you believed that small disagreements in relationships showed just how much you cared for the other

it showed how they were looking out for you if you were to ever make a terrible decision, and yet kenma would only bat an eye at you and shrug whenever you ask him for advice

in the end, you’d end up fucking something up or get hurt

or whenever you’d ask your boyfriend what he thinks about a specific outfit, he barely spare your a glance before uttering the words, “yeah, looks great babe.”

it sounded almost crazy to say, but sometimes you wished for you and kenma to get into arguments sometimes

not ones so serious it would lead to a significant gap within your relationship, but rather the ones the led for you guys to communicate more

besides, it’s not like you guys communicate a lot in the first place

you first brought up this concern when you came over to his apartment to which he was (surprise surprise) still playing video games

you didn’t mind about his hobbies as that’s what he liked most, but sometimes you just wished he would give you the proper attention for once

“hey,” you’d call out to him in the dark room, shaking a plastic bag in your hand in the hopes it would capture his attention, “i bought takoyaki!”

and to your low expectations, kenma simply hums as he clicks rapidly at his keyboard

your brows furrow as you pondered to yourself, what will get his attention?

“i also brought my boyfriend with me!” you lied just to see if his expression would even change

and what do ya know, it doesn’t. it’s the same focused deadpan on his computer screen, “no you didn’t, your boyfriends right here?”

you were at the end of your rope

“then why doesn’t my boyfriend come over here and act like it?” you hissed, “last time i checked, boyfriends get excited whenever they see their significant other and not over genshin characters.”

now that was a bite to kenma’s ego as he finally pulled his eyes away from the screen and towards you. “what?” he says, confused.

“do you even like me anymore?”

kenma scoffs almost dumbfounded, “of course i do, how could you say that?”

“because i experience it everyday, kenma.” you confess, fighting to keep your heavy gaze onto your boyfriend as he approaches you. “every time i come by i always see you at your desk in front of your computer. you never greet me first and unless i verbally say something, you probably won’t even notice that i’m here.” you voice broke slightly

“i-i’m sorry, (y/n)—”

“do you ever stop and think of the fact that the only times we see each other if from me visiting you? if i were just to stop one day i’d figure we wouldn’t even have a relationship in the first place.” you sigh as you shook your head, “you probably wouldn’t even notice, anyway.”

almost immediately does kenma wrap his arms around you in a tight embrace, almost as if he feared that you would disappear if he were to let go in the slightest

he places a kiss on your forehead before resting his own against yours, “i don’t ever want to hear those words come from you every again, (y/n). i’m so so sorry, i’ll promise to be better.”

you melted within his embrace, feigning a smile from appearing as you quickly give him a peck before remembering that the bag of food you bought was still in your hand

“let’s start by eating before the food gets cold.”

— t. kei

unlike the rest of the previously mentioned boys, arguments are pretty common between you and tsukishima considering his nature

he’s constantly teasing and making fun of you, but all of which were just jokes not meant to be taken seriously and you were well aware of this too

it’s probably the main reason why tsuki found himself so enamored with you as you constantly matched his energy 

you two were shockingly similar with your humor and your smugness, but the main differences between the two of you was you academics

it’s not surprise how tsukishima is always at the top of his class while you’re always at the bottom of it

considering this, the majority of your dates during the week with him are usually study dates or normal dates that end with the two of  you either at the library or each other’s houses studying material for the following day’s test

it was clear that in order to date each other, you both had to have patience

you weren’t exactly the fastest learner and you easily got distracted with things around you that you’re honestly surprised that tsukishima’s nonexistent patience was still up and active

besides, he loved you. he had to understand your difficulties as most of the time you can’t help it, but at the same time his personality was like treading on broken glass

usually he had enough patience to last an entire two hour study session with you, but today was oddly different

nothing was going right with tsukishima’s day and he just got absolutely annoyed with every little thing from a person bumping into him in the halls to a stain on his uniform that you could barely even notice

right now, this was the tenth time he found you tuning him out and daydreaming

his knuckled turned alabaster from the pressure of squeezing his mechanical pencil. he huffed, trying to calm himself down as he rubbed his aching temples

“(y/n), were you even listening to what i was—”

“do you think giraffes know where other giraffes are from?” you interrupted him with another one of your mindless tangents, “like considering how the pattern of a giraffe’s fur depends on what regent they’re from, do you think a giraffe from southern africa could tell if another if from western africa—”

tsukishima was at his limit, “can’t you just shut the fuck up and focus for five minutes, (y/n)?” he shouts at you, “i swear, you wouldn’t be failing if you just listened for once.”

he huffs out in annoyance, completely ignoring the way the brightness in your expression fell into a frown

you weren’t mad as you honestly couldn’t blame him. having learning difficulties and a short attention span was burdening you boyfriend so much that he isn’t even obligated to be doing this for you

he was sacrificing his time tutoring you and you’re just wasting it

“i’m sorry i can’t learn as easily as you,” you mutter softly, picking up your things quickly

tsukishima gives you a look of confusion, “w-where are you going?”

“thanks for all your help, but i can’t keep wasting your time like this.” you say as you zipped up your backpack and left

the next day you walked to school alone. usually you would be walking with tsukishima and yamaguchi, but it seemed like even tadashi wasn’t there to wait outside your house either

you weren’t able to hide your melancholy as you entered your classroom, slightly glad that tsukishima and yamaguchi weren’t here yet to see your expression

it allowed you time to pull yourself together, and yet, that time alone was cut short as the two walked in

you briefly flicker them a look fast enough that they don’t notice, but long enough for you to see yamaguchi patting his best friend on the back with encouragement

tsukishima had something in his hands, but you were too far away to construe them

you looked back down to your desk, fiddling with you pencil and pretending as if you were thinking about what to write next

it was then did footsteps approach, arriving right next to you with a presence so unwavering

you gulped, hoping that it wasn’t who you thought it was as you looked it

of course it just had to be that one lanky boy with glasses and messy blond hair to be standing by your side

he was holding a stuffed giraffe and a small white box with string neatly tied around it

“i’m sorry for blowing up on you,” he bursts out his apology, “i know you have a hard time and i should’ve remembered that you can’t help it.”

he places the giraffe plushy and box onto your desk

“it’s an masai giraffe since i remembered you liking their unique fur pattern and i also got you strawberry short cake this morning before they ran out that’s why i wasn’t there to walk you to school.” tsukishima continues explaining, “i just hope you’re not angry with me.”

you felt a smile creeping up to your lips as you shook your head, “i could never.”

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[astraphel]

🐙𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐚 𝐄𝐫𝐨𝐬 𝐈🐙

Amajiki Tamaki x GN!Reader

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You and Tamaki are in an established relationship with dom/sub dynamics. You finally breach the topic of including his quirk during play and things take off from there!

Sorry, I got caught up at work today, on my way home now.

The text illuminated your phone in the dark. You respond immediately.

Thanks for texting. I was getting worried. See you soon.

You were watching a movie, hoping to alleviate your anxiety. Tamaki is a great hero, but it can be hard not to get concerned when he's out late. It was your usual dinner-and-a-movie night since his schedule is typically reliable. Unfortunately, he got called to an emergency, which pushed him well past his typical shift. So, you made a quick meal for yourself, knowing Fatgum would make sure he was fed.

Half an hour after you got his text, he ambled through the front door with a slight groan. He slunk into the living room to join you, apologizing profusely for missing out on dinner. He presented you with a warm box, which opened to reveal freshly made takoyaki. Your favorite treat.

"Where did you even get these at this hour?!" You exclaim, eating one and wiggling with happiness. His eyes softened at your reaction.

"Fatgum has his ways," said Tamaki. "He insisted that I bring you a box for interrupting our date night."

Your eyes slightly widen, "I'm surprised you even told him you had plans! I'm proud of you. I know you get shy about that stuff."

He blushed at the unexpected compliment.

"Tell him I said thank you. I know you're out there saving people, though."

You yawn and stretch your arms above your head, trying not to give in to the gentle warmth of the kotatsu. While inhaling the treat, you couldn't help but notice how distracted he seemed. It must have been a long day. You ran through what you could do to get his mind off things. Typically you didn't ask about work. Most of the time, he wasn't allowed to talk about it anyways.

Then, a lightning bolt of an idea hatched in your mind. You shift towards him with a sly grin.

"Ama, I have a question." He looks up at you. "I've been curious for a while..." You mused as you lifted takoyaki to your mouth. He looked at you quizzically.

"Have you ever used your quirk to jerk off?" You ask. Casual and sincere, to his horror.

"Wha-" He froze on the spot, rouge rising up his face. He fixed his gaze on the food.

You smiled devilishly and let the silence sit. You couldn't help but savor it, considering your first impression of him. With his intimidating disposition and talent as a hero, you hardly expected him to be as self-conscious as he is. It made you all the more willing to shower him with praise and compliments...after learning his limits, at least. His anxiety works in mysterious ways, so you're always ready to switch gears if it gets the better of him.

"You don't have to answer if you don't want to; it's fine, Tamaki. I just thought you might want to get your mind off of work."

He jumped as if your voice brought him back to reality. "Mm- Ahh." He seems to short circuit on the spot, "N-Uh….it's ok- b-but, why would yo- No!" He looked at you desperately; when it comes to conversations like this, his tells are quite obvious. Beyond that, you love to delight in a bit of embarrassment from your shy lover.

"So," you eat another piece of takoyaki and swallow before continuing, "What's your favorite feature?" You're entirely relaxed - as if you were talking about the weather. "Or do you use a combination since you have such great control over your quirk…?" His blush intensifies, and you eat again with sinister glee.

"Have you tried things just to see how it felt? Beyond animal features, you could try any vegetable or fruit!" You looked at him with excitement. "What's the weirdest thing you've tried that felt the best? You can control the size, too...interesting..." You trail off, pondering with your chin in your hand.

His demeanor doesn't change, which makes you giggle and lean over to him. He still tries to avert your eyes as you lean in with a warm smile and plant a kiss on his cheek. "I'm only asking because I've thought about it. A lot." You whisper while moving your mouth to his ear, pressing into it with a soft kiss.

He shivers and takes a deep gulp, "I, uh- Maybe I've tried...before," he meekly admits, still fixed on anything but you in the embarrassment of the admission.

"Mmmm," you caress his cheek with your thumb, "I thought so." You kiss his ear once more before abruptly breaking contact and sitting back down, letting the silence hang in the room. Finally, you pick up the last takoyaki and lean forward, holding it up to his mouth. He hesitates.

"Eat." You say. A firm tone is all you need for him to succumb. He opens his mouth, earning an approving hum. "Wider." His blush sustains as he relaxes his jaw further. "Good boy," you coo. He slowly chews and swallows, looking as if he was ready to break out into a sweat at any moment. You were a little surprised he hasn't already.

After another small moment of silence, you ask him if he's too tired to use his quirk. He shakes his head, then froze again at the implication of your question. You take the cue to scoot close and take one of his hands in yours. The look in your eyes asks the next one.

You were still focused on his face when his hand started to change, calloused fingers giving way to tender, velvety tendrils. You lift your gaze to him and run your thumb over one. "Ama," your voice drips with heat, "You're so good to me. I've wanted your honey all day," you said, referencing that one time he turned his saliva into honey while making out. He makes a sound that lands somewhere between a murmur and a moan. It took everything in you to not pounce then and there.

You shift your focus, taking note of how firm the tentacle feels despite being so pliable. "Does this feel okay?" You ask, squeezing a fistful. He nods. Wanting to take things a step further, you lean forward and gather spit in your mouth. Your free hand cups his cheek and turns his head to make him watch as you drip spit into one of the suction cups and spread it with your thumb. He twitches and catches a moan in his throat.

Once everything was slick to your liking, you shift again to straddle him, then lean in for a

passionate kiss while jerking off his tentacle. His untransformed hand grips your hip. The tentacles you're not handling run up your arm and across your back, pulling you as close as you can get. The proximity made the dried sweat on his skin from work stand out, nearly sending you into a frenzy. Then, in a rare moment of action, Tamaki thrusts his hips up to meet yours. Your free hand reflexively reaches down to rub him.

"So needy for me already," You whisper. You kiss down his neck and grind into him, earning a soft out-loud moan. You continue rubbing his cock through his pants, then bring the tentacle to your mouth to gently suck and lick on the tip. His grip on your hip tightened with every passing second. You worked him until you could tell that his pants were getting uncomfortable, then broke free.

You lean back and look him in the eyes again, "Ama," you quietly say, "Will... will you touch yourself for me?" You ask, almost bashfully.

"Wh-what? Right here?"

You eyed him up and down, slowly. "We can move to the bedroom if you want." His adam's apple bobs as he gulps.

"Uh, y-yeah, I'd like that."

His hands return to their anthro state, and you make your way across the apartment with haste. Once in the room, you plant yourself at the head of the bed and tell Tamaki to sit at the other end. You move pillows to prop yourself up and lace your fingers together in your lap.

He fidgets awkwardly for a moment; knowing he gets shy when you ask to watch him, you check-in and ask if he's still into the idea. Even though it's only been a minute since changing rooms, sometimes that's all it takes. He nods, and you smile again. "Good." You shift a little in your spot, sitting a little straighter.

"Take your shirt off."

He blushes once more and complies. Fabric rubbing against skin and your even breathing seemed to be the only sounds in the world at that moment.

"Uh-" Tamaki pauses and looks at you, making you perk up attentively. "Sorry - could we turn on some music or something? The quietness is...hard."

You laugh a little as he cringes at his unintentional pun and pick up your phone to link to the speaker on the nightstand. A quiet city pop playlist begins, and he visibly relaxes a bit.

"This okay?"

He nods. His blush returns.

You contemplate whether you want to skip the pretense and pounce on him, but your thoughts are interrupted by his further undressing. You remained clothed, hands across your lap once more.

"You're so beautiful," you praise.

He takes pause at the compliment before reaching down and stroking his cock. He softened a bit in the transition between rooms, so you drank it all in as he worked himself back up.

Your mind wanders as you bask in the view before you. Amajiki Tamaki, Suneater; a well-accomplished hero with drive and empathy to boot. His loyalty to his friends is what initially endeared him to you. Getting to see this side of him, knowing he's willing and happy to entertain your desires, is something you'll never tire of.

He looks up to make eye contact and seems surprised at your gaze. Affection, lust, and appreciation are all conveyed in a single moment.

He transforms his hand again and reaches for the nightstand, pulling out the water-based lube inside. You always revel in watching his quirk in action, and it's so rare that he gets to use it in a non-violent context. He's so delicate and precise in his movements, it can be easy to forget the great control he's worked for his entire life. In a swift motion, he uses one tentacle to coat the tip of another in lube. He returns the bottle before venturing down to envelope his cock entirely.

He starts squeezing himself and fucking into it like a glorified fleshlight. Muscles under tender skin flexed in rhythm with his thrusts. His breathing quickens, a sheen of sweat glistening under the dimmed bedroom light. He starts leaking precum in record time, making you hot with need. Another tentacle gathers his juices and uses them to suction to his frenulum and balls.

As he gets lost in his own pleasure and clearly starts to forget that

you're even in the room, you're officially too hot to keep your own clothes on. You've fantasized about watching this happen, and you have no intention of observing passively.

"Ama," you call, pulling him back to reality again. His movements stutter at the sight of you, obviously unaware that you had gotten naked. You crawl across the bed, sit across from him, and place your ankles over his. You start to touch yourself, and he responds in kind.

Your own breathing increases in time with his as you catch up with him. Heat rises up your chest and face as you sprint to your release. You could tell Tamaki was getting close when he brought a second suction cup to his balls to tug and stretch them.

He looks at you desperately, clearly ready to pop - so you move in close and kiss his cheek before whispering, "Do you need something to cum in, baby?" A quiet cry answers your question. You reach down to move the suction cup attached to his tip before replacing it with your mouth.

"Fuck, I'm so fucking hard," Tamaki cries out seconds before ropes of salty cum pulse over your tongue. A hand grips your hair, and his tentacles peel away as he thrusts his cock into your throat until pubic hairs tickle your nose, head falling back in absolute ecstasy. Your the back of your throat greeting his head with a low hum. Once he stops quivering and taps your shoulder, you slide his cock out of your throat and gasp for breath.

You look at him wordlessly; your own end was still on the precipice.

His hand was still transformed, so you pick one up and make eye contact as you dribble his load and your spit all over it, then spread it over the tip and down its length. Then, you lean back again and open your legs wide.

"Fuck m-"

You barely get the word out when his tentacles wrapped themselves around you. Thick tendrils enveloped your thighs to keep them in place while you squirm. Your own juices, as well as his cum enabled him to slip inside you with ease after teasing your sweet spot until you shivered.

Firm muscle, unlike anything you've experienced, filled you up. Texture and suction cups hitting spots in ways you've never felt before. It was everything you imagined and more.

And it wasn't gonna take long to finish.

"Fuck, Ama- I'm so close! Don't stop-"

The bed shifted under his weight as he closed the space between you to plant affectionate kisses along your neck and collarbone. The tentacle inside you thickens, and he keeps his pace steady. "M'not going anywhere. Cum-" You clench down on him with your entire body, and he plants kisses on your temple. His sweet touch sends you over the edge, and you cum so hard you blackout for a second.

Reduced to a trembling, sweaty mess, his tentacles maintain their grip until he feels you come down from your high and relax. You sit up and smirk. His hands were back and covered in a mix of lube and cum from you both. "Come here," you say weakly.

You grab his hand and bring his fingers to your mouth, licking one clean - lost in post-orgasm bliss. He blushes again and pulls you into a hug, wraps himself around you, and nuzzles into your neck. "I- I need a minute."

You smile and kiss his forehead, "Why don't we take a shower and get to bed?"

You start to move, but he tightens his hold on you. "Just a few more minutes? Like this…please, I- It's been a long day. I've missed you…"

Your heart swells as his sentence trails off, and you return his embrace.

Both of you drifted off to sleep within ten minutes and woke up sticky from the sheets and juices you never cleaned up. You might have been irritated at waking up in this state, but Tamaki remedied that once you got in the shower. He showed you just how much he can do with one hand transformed into tentacles while jerking off with the other.

"Better be careful, Ama; there's no telling what we might get into if you let me get creative with your quirk."

A blush was his only response.

A/N: The reader is a gentle dom with a creative mind. Tamaki's quirk is capable  of SO much and encouraging him to keep it under control in sexual  situations is one of the ways the reader likes to play.

This is 100%  self-indulgent, and I will continue to write for it for as long as I  have ideas. Consider it anthology-style, I'm not really writing with a  plot in mind. Each chapter will be a different experiment, more or less.  

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going thru some aiku brainrot so please spare some best friends-to-lovers with aiku for me please thank u (love ur works mwah mwah)

FIREWORKS

FEATURING: oliver aiku!

SUMMARY: in which fireworks spark between you and your admirably competitive best friend during a vibrant festival.

WARNINGS: food cw

A/N: loving all the aiku simps in my inbox 😏😏 i would love to write this! thank you so much anon lemme feed your brainrot mwah

“What are you doing?” you laughed, pushing your best friend aside lightheartedly.

Oliver continued to sling an arm around your shoulders, a sly smirk spreading across his features as he looked down at you. “What? I need to keep you safe around here. The city’s dangerous.”

Rolling your eyes, you ‘begrudgingly’ allowed him to continue his display of affection as the two of you strolled side by side down the city streets.

“Look over there!” You pointed at a festive square donned in colorful streamers and eye catching decorations. “Let’s check it out!” You slipped out of his hold, catching his hand with your fingers and dragging him over to the vibrant festivities.

The delectable aroma of fried foods and sweet treats wafted through the air as the sounds of children giggling and cheering flowed through your ears.

“Hey, want me to crush you in those games over there?” Oliver teased, jostling you with his shoulder while jutting his chin out to a shooting gallery booth.

A competitive fire lighting inside of you, you flashed him a determined smirk. “Oh, you’re on.”

Well, turns out that competitive fire was immediately squashed under Oliver’s nimble thumb.

“How was I supposed to score anything if you were shooting all of the damn rubber ducks before I could even aim?!”

Your best friend’s clear laughter rung warmly across the town square as he raised the giant stuffed bear in his arms at eye level. “Talk to the bear, not me.”

“Hi bear, your owner’s a little cheater!” you teased, poking the bear’s circular button nose before poking Oliver’s in turn. “Let’s go play a game that I can beat you at fair and square.”

He raised his eyebrows in interest, a playful smirk tugging at the side of his stubbled chin. “You sure about that?”

“Positive.”

Turns out you weren’t so positive, because now Oliver had to carry around two giant stuffed bears, and he made it clear that he was having a hard time with them.

“Ahh, (Y/N), be a dear and help me out here? These— my winnings are just too heavy.”

You shot him a dirty look at the way he had easily hoisted one onto each of his large shoulders. “Suuure they are.” Grabbing the fluffy bear closest to you, you wound its fuzzy legs around your neck so that it was riding on your own shoulders before perking up at the delicious scent of greasy fried food. “Oliver, all this losing is making me hungry. Wanna go grab something to eat?”

A low chuckle escaped his lips. “Sure. I’m not that hungry though, from all that winning.”

Playfully rolling your eyes, you held the bear riding on your shoulders steady as you grabbed his hand and dragged him away, following the delectable aroma of fried snacks.

The two of you darted across the various stalls, sampling little treats here and there, from dango to takoyaki to yakiimo, while Oliver footed the bill every single time.

“Oliver—”

“Shh, I got it.” He placed a firm hand on your forearm while flipping his wallet closed with the other, shooting you a cocky grin. “It’s my repayment for creaming you in those games back there.

You laughed softly, blushing madly as your best friend threaded his large fingers through yours before you ventured off to the next stall.

Sticky. Your hands, your lips, your arms.

“It’s melting everywhere!” You whined as the ice cream cone in your hand dribbled down your forearm and onto your thighs.

Grabbing your shoulder that he was wrapping his arm around to pull you close as the two of you sat on a bench overlooking the festival, Oliver used his free hand to produce a napkin to wipe your lap clean. “Jeez, you’re such a child,” he teased, shaking his head with a grin.

You felt your cheeks heat up at the sudden close contact but forced your body to remain still. Maybe a little too still.

“Oh, sorry, did you want to do it yourself?” He immediately stopped with his concerned face just inches away from yours.

Dumbfounded, you simply shook your head, avoiding his gaze. “Ah, no… it’s okay…”

Just then, an earsplitting crack rang through the air as a brilliant array of color glittered across the midnight sky. Both of your heads snapped to the source to find spears of fireworks hurtling through the air in a cacophony of booms and pops. The two of you marveled at the sight, watching rocket after rocket pierce through the air and explode in a vibrant blossom of endless hues.

You turned to face your best friend. His half-purple, half-green eyes reflected the shower of colors bursting through the starless night like crystal clear pools of water, illuminating his typical cocky demeanor in an innocent, childlike glow. The ceaseless cracks and whistles from the festival beckoned you to revert your attention to them, but it was impossible to tear your eyes away from his face, his eyes, his… lips.

And then Oliver’s eyes slid over to meet yours and it felt like you were floating, like the air had been vacuumed out of your lungs.

“What?”

That damn smirk again.

His face broke out into a laugh. “What is it?”

You found yourself returning his smile.

His arm was still around your shoulders. He pulled you closer, eyes fixed onto you intently.

“Hey.”

“Hi.”

His eyes flitted down to your lips. Oh god, was he—

“You have something there.”

Your hands instinctively clapped over your mouth and your cheeks felt so hot you thought you could die. “Oh my god, Oliver—”

But he only laughed again, peeling your fingers away from your lips and leaning in close. “Let me take care of that for you.”

Your heart felt like it was going to burst out of your chest. You could hear your pulse drumming in your ears. This was it. This was really going to happen.

And right on time with the grand finale of the fireworks, Oliver stole your lips with his own and kissed you fervently.

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The Freedom of Expression: Niconama Vol:5 - Takoyaki party.

Part 2 (To part 1)

J: So, we're watching chef Kaoru work..ah, "Can't see for the flag", ah,  we moved the flag, now you can watch Leader cooking in all his glory.

T: Ok, now put the powder in this bowl.

J: Oh, the measuring thing is called a 計量器(*keiryōki - measuring device). I really don't know anything. And next, we put water in. When do we put the egg in? Not yet?

T: Ok, Joe, a quiz for you? When does the egg go in?

J: Ehh?! Well, now right? On top of the flour...and then the water?

T: Haha, yeah.

K: Well, we can put water in first.

J: Oh really?

K: Yeah, if we're mixing it all up together anyway, it doesn't matter which goes first.

J: Of course, yes.

K: Haha. Water in.

T: I'll pour it in one go.

J: "Cooking Kaoru is so precious"

K: Now the egg. *cracks it with one hand*

J: Cool! One-handed!

T: Did you catch that on camera, the one handed egg cracking?

K: Leader can do it one-handed.

J: Can you show us again? Oh, we only need one egg?

K: Yeah, only one. Then mix.

J: Oh, that tapping thing.

T: Joe, I think you are the only one who calls it that. I bet everyone will be calling it that tomorrow.

T: Ah, "one-handed cracking", "He's good at it" , "Im missed it". You can re-watch it! 

J: Ah, with time shift.

T: Yeah.

J: Please do, and remember that tapping thing.

T: Haha, it looks like they like that.

J: Everyone say that tomorrow when you are cooking, other people will be like, 'Huh??' Thats the story of my life, haha.

K: They do say that, don't they?

T: You're doing well after a month away though, Joe.

J: Ah, it was lonely

K: Really??

J: Yeah, it really was.

K: It wasn't like that for us.

T: Haha

J: Hey, I was hoping you'd say you were lonely too.

K: Takumi joined us, right? Takumi might not have wanted to go if you were there.

J: No, well, ive spoken to Takumi quite a few times at lives, we are not that distant, I mean, Im not sure...but he hasn't contacted me since , haha.

T: No, but Takumi's cookies were really good!

K: Yeh, and he came as a guest on the second day of Tora no ana, and he brought some more with him then. They were good.

T: Did you share them with everyone?

K: Ah, no, I had them myself.

J: Ahh, one of these days Takumi needs to open his own store.

K: Yeh, we could hold an event sometime for Takumi's cookies.

J: Ah, people are saying they want you to sell them at lives.

T: Oh, 20mins have passed already, that was quick!

J: Well, what should we do, should we hear some of the birthday messages that people have sent in? Tasai could you read some? Kaoru, are you gonna start cooking?

K: Not yet.

T: Ok, I'll read some messages. From Asako san, "Kaoru san, Happy Birthday. How many outfits did you take with you to Tora no ana? I couldn't decide what I wanted to wear, I ended up taking 8 outfits, my suitcase was packed!". So, how many did you take?

K: About 3 I think.

J: 3? Did you wear all of them?

K: Yeah. My suitcase was full too.

J: Well, cause its winter, right?

K: Yeah, you wanna take stuff just in case.

J: Ok, so 3 outfits.

T: Alright, next from Momoka san, "Its my first message"..Thank you.." Happy Birthday Kaoru. Im a third year elementary school girl.

J, K: Ohhh!

T: "My mum has taken me to your lives 4 times, and I became a fan of you! I will keep supporting you, so please keep doing what you're doing!

K: Thank you.

T: We should say Momika chan, right?

J: How do you feel getting support from a little kid?

K: Was she ok at our lives??

J: No, but going to see Dir en grey from age 4...

K: Won't she ???? On the other hand, it might help her grow up well, if she knows about all sorts of things.

J: Yes, cause there's not much of this type of thing in the world. Amazing, a third year student? She might be a your youngest fan.

T: We also have messages from overseas. From Diana san, this is written in Japanese, "We love you so much from America! Happy Birthday Kaoru ♥"

J: Ahh, from America.

T: We also have overseas messages from Saku san, Perry san...there was one from Russia too.

J: Russia?! Tasai, can you read Russian?

T: No...but where was it? I just had it. Oh, here it is. How do I say the name..Oracle san? "Happy Birthday. Something something something"

*Kaoru takes paper*

J: Huh? Kaoru, can you read it??

K: You can use apps to read it, right? *gets phone out*.

J: Ohh, these are the times we live in now. You don't have to write in sentences? Can an app do that?

K: You just have to get it in shot.

T: Ah, "My 2yr old loves Dir".

K: Huh? *reading phone app* Happy Birthday..three happy people..

T: That means its a nice message, right?

K: Its talking about us 3?

J: Yeh, maybe. Thank you! Im so glad people are aware of this show, and contacting us.

T: Ok, we'll read some more fan messages in the second half. We got all these *holds up paper* Thank you so much everyone!

J: Well, now, we are getting close to..

K: The end??

J: No, we've just started, you havn't even cooked them yet! I mean, the first half of the show is nearly over. We've finshed making the batter, but before we cook it, we are gonna have a bit of fun. Cause its a party, yeh? We have some fun stuff prepared. Its this..tadaa!....oh, nothing happened. Nothing happened when I said tadaa. Oh, I should just show this? Oh, I'm sorry, shall we try that again? haha. We have some fun stuff prepared for the takoyaki party.

K: I'll just keep mixing this batter.

J: Yes, you do that, its just about finished, right Kaoru? So, we are gonna do something fun before we cook it.

T: What is it??

J: Its this...tadaa! *shows card with maid aprons on it* Cameraman, zoom in. So that we don't get food or cooking smell on our clothes, we have prepared various aprons. So, next we will do a lucky draw to see who has to wear which apron. No matter which one you get, its kinda tough, right? Number 1 is wakazuma/young wife style, as is number 2. Next, number 3 is okami-san/landlady style, then we have maid version 1, and maid version 2.

T: Kaoru is gonna wear one of these, right?

K: No, all three of us are.

J: Yeah, all three.

T: All three?! Aghh.

J: Well, we wore pretty silly costumes for Halloween, didn't we? So..

T: Well, yeh.

J: Someone asked, "Is the management ok with this?"

T: Yeah, they said they are.

K: They are not here at the moment, are they?

J: Yeah, there's no one here.

T: We'll do it while they're not here.

J: I wonder if the viewers have any preferences about which ones they want us to wear? I mean, we aren't gonna decide like this, we'll do a lucky draw, but... what do you guys wanna see? Oh, Kaoru as a maid, or a young wife? Yeah. Its like the management ran away..."Cook's apron"...."naked with an apron"??  No, we are not gonna go naked with aprons. haha. "Young wife, young wife" "the frilly one" "maid"..ah, opinion is quite divided isn't it?

T: Yeh.

J: Is there any one which you want to wear, Leader? There must be, right? As for me, I would say what I don't want.

K: Hm, any of them is fine.

J: Any? Ohh. Ok, well, lets do the lucky draw. There is one card for each number in the box, we just gotta decide who draws first. So, lets do rock paper scissors, and whoever wins, picks first.

J: Ok, Leader, you lead.

*They play, Tasai wins*

T: Ok, I'll go first.

K: Lets pick them out first, and reveal all at the same time.

J: Oh, yeh. Im trying to figure out which is the worst...maybe the maid. We're definitely gonna get one of these each though.

K: Well, only three.

J: There's young wife - one and two, landlady, and maid - one and two. Ok, lets reveal to the camera all together. Readddy...go! Ahh, what did Leader get? Show us.

T: Maid 1

J: Ahh, Leader got Maid 1. Tasai got..Young wife 2. I got Maid 2. This is gonna look like something straight outta hell.

K, T: Hahaha

J: This is like the worst combination, right? Two maids, and a young wife.

K: Yeah, its pretty cringey.

T: Is this???? I'm gonna wear this.

J: *sings* 'Higashi no wakazamakaze'. You need a cushion too. So, whoever wants to see this hellish image of us, and Kaoru wearing aprons, we'll be doing this in the second half. Also, I'll tell you how you can do this. I know you probably already know, because we've done this a few times already, but..Anyone can watch the first half of this show for free, but the second half is for subscribers only, so if you want to see Kaoru in an apron, you will have to register. If you register, you can watch this broadcast as many times as you like in the archives for one year. And we also have an extra members only video for you, to be available in the coming days. There is a blue link appearing at the top of the screen now, and you can sign up here. Is it there, Kaoru is pointing, at the top, this is where you can join. If you havn't already registered, please do. Its not very difficult. Step 1, click the link and a payment method screen will appear. Step 2, choose credit card, paypal, whatever method you like, click proceed, and enter your payment details. Its easy, just two clicks. Please register, everyone. So, in the second half, we will actually cook and eat the takoyaki,  plus you can see Kaoru in the apron...what was it again...maid 1. But actually, it is black..so it just about works for you.

K: Yeah, haha...I don't know.

J: And, actually, because its your birthday, we might be getting a special message from someone who is familiar to you, who the fans will all surely know too.

K: Ehh?

J: So thats another surprise we have planned

T: You're prepared, Joe.

J: Its not me, its the staff. They wanna celebrate Leader. You wanna know who sent the message, right, guys? Well, channel members have that to look forward to. Also, as for the members only video that I mentioned before, this time it will be a baseball talk about Kaoru's faves, the Hanshin Tigers.

K: Yep.

T: We have to do this before the season starts, right?

K: Yeah.

J: So we will record that after this live broadcast finishes, and channel members will be able to watch it in a few days. So please look forward to that. So, its about time now, its over 30 mins. The screen will change in a moment, but we'll be back straight away for the second half. Please register, and join us for that. Are you good, everyone? Did you register? Ok, see you in the second half! Yehy.

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