#ah i forgot to censor it

[apostate-in-an-alcove]

People on BookTok will unironically diagnose every woman who reads smutty books with a porn addiction and call everyone who disagrees with their puritanical standards for books a gooner and then pat themselves on the back for being so moral and enlightened as if they're actually going to achieve anything of substance by doing this.

#booktok #anti booktok #ah yes please tell me again how women enjoying smutty novels os the downfall of society you fucking loser #also the fact that it's exclusively women being targeted is not a good look y'all #there are actual issues with the adult entertainment industry that these freaks could be talking about #but nah i forgot Karen reading smutty novels to relax is the bigger issue #be so fucking for real #trying to censor and control what goes into literature makes you fascist #hope this helps!!!!!

[drizzileiscool]

I FUCKINT DID IT HELL UEAH LETS FUCKINF GOOOO AND SHES SUPPORTIVE HELL YEAH FUCK YES

#not drizzile #ooc #coming out #nonbinary #oops forgot to censor a name #ah well. i came out who cares

[keeps-ache]

finally able to post a little traditional art!!

#art #my art #digital art #artists on tumblr #traditional art #tw eyes #eye contact #tw body horror #blue space #oc #the first one is the actual first page of this sketchbook! #this isn't my trashbook (the one i use for almost everything) #this is my i-wanna-make-something-nice-and/or-with-markers :) #as per usual though the camera and lighting is screwing my over #that big blank space in the second pic is where i drew my brother's face #and apparently it looked pretty darn close to what he actually looks like so uhhh [censored] #just to be on what i like to call: 'the safe side' #ah snap i forgot to tag some stuff hold on #eye horror #does anything else need to be tagged?? #sketchbook pages get a lil weird sometimes lol #but whos don't?

[versegm]

I refuse to speak of fgo brdamante on this blog. She sucks. You don't need me to tell you she sucks. You look at her and you know she sucks. You read her lines and you know she sucks. Even without the context of Orlando Furioso she sucks. Making posts on how much she sucks would be redundant at best and fucking annoying at worst because "FGO Bradmante sucks" is an opinion I expect 8yo to agree with. Everyone agrees that she sucks. Cool. Now that we've established that can we move on to more interesting discussions instead of rehashing the same salt over and over.

#to be clear anon if you're reading this this isn't against you specifically #just thought i'd clarify my position since a couple people asked me about fgo bradamante recently #she's just not an interesting character to me #not even interesting to dissect to know why her character sucks #ah fuck i forgot to censor her name in the tags #apologies to any bradamante stan who sees this through tumblr's search function

[bellflower-goat]

>:(

#>:((((( so I just realized #Cause of that one post thingy #And I've gone tru lost of changes this year. music included #And I wanted to see how it would reflect into that! But the I realized it'll be completely screwed over #Cause in july I got the big bad #And it made me sooo damn sensitive to any tipe of sounds so I was going round just listening to #g.ood n e.vil cause for some reason that wa sthe only album w songs I kinda tolerated #Their music doesn't suck n the album's alright but it's not my taste! It just stuck to me for a damn month n it was #all I heard for that month. N it would be fine if I really liked any of their songs but I dont #n I'm just sitting here like >:( #Cause it's very silly really! #Don't know why I'm so pissed abt it #But yeah #If I somehow don't end up seeing t.ally hªll I'm my wrapped this year I will truly believe there is some type of god #Either that or I got lucky #Anyways I'm doing all this instead of cleaning the damn kitchen cause Stinky >:/ #But yeah I should be doing that #Ah dammit I forgot the '' gotta be placed a certain way or they fuck some stuff up >:( this read weirdly now but yeah #Ah shit I just remembered that I should probably have censored the sp.oti.fy thing hm

[disaster-racing]

I don't usually do text posts, but I just have to ask - has anyone else noticed something strange with the Screaming Meals streams recently? James and Clem have been making some weird comments about Marcus, and they sound... a bit worrying? So I went back to their previous streams to check, and here what they said:

Qatar quali stream:

C: "We're trying, you know, to really promote this channel… trying to make it grow, got no idea what we're doing. And Marcus Armstrong doesn't wanna help us." J: "Yeah. To be fair, he doesn't have a say these days in what goes on his Instagram." C: "Does he not? Oh! That's true, I forgot about that. That is true."

C: "So, so, can you… is that the real reason, the fact that you haven't got enough devices, that you're not listening to our stream, or is it sort of censored in the household, per se?" M: "Yeah, the US has actually censored Screaming Meals, umm…" C: "Oh, see, I didn't think it would have been–" J: "Sort of a North Korea situation, is it?" C: (laughs) M: (laughs) "For obvious reasons, mate, for obvious reasons." C: "Yeah, doesn't seem to be the US, but err…"

J: (talking to Marcus) "I don't know about you but the last time I checked my bank account, fuck me, there was some… there's gotta be some numbers missing, but…" C: (closes eyes, laughing)

Qatar sprint stream:

J: "Marcus gets to the UK sometime in November so we'll definitely be filming some stuff in November, as long as he's allowed to. Um, then you can get some more pods."

Qatar race stream:

J: "Marcus says please call a bit later than lap 15, with an x." C: "What a loser! Just always skiving off work." J: "Yeah, why, like… I dunno, he's probably getting screamed at or something, I dunno." C: "Marcus is? Yeah… well, he has been under quite a lot of pressure hasn't he, recently." J: "Yeah… " … C: "No, he hasn't lost control of his downstairs. He has lost control of his credit card, though." J: "He certainly has lost control of his credit card. Anyway!"

C: "Marcus joining us as well for a short trip [in Brasil]. Interesting." J: "Yeah apparently we're not allowed to talk about that." C: "No, we're not. Good times."

J: "Shall we give Marcus another go?" C: "Nah." J: "Fair enough." C: "He was being his usual 'I'm too cool for you guys'…" J: "He was being a bit, wasn't he. He's probably on another sanction from speaking to us." C: "I think so yeah. Must be one of those sanctions."

Mexico race stream:

J: "I'm gonna give Armstrong a buzz." C: "No chance he answers." J: "I believe he's due to fly out 9pm Mexico time." C: "He'll be under heavy control. …has your number not been placed on the 'banned' list?" J: "Ah, no, this is a burner." C: "Oh, mine has. Mine has." […] C: "Quite a lot of restrictions to get in contact with Armstrong these days."

Q&A stream:

(talking about what they would buy if they had to spend £1million on each other) J: "Then for Armstrong… ummm, I'd, I dunno, I'd probably just help him pay off his credit card debts." C: "True! Paying off his credit card debts would be something. Definitely."

C: "Look, we've got Loraine with the hashtag Free Marcus." J: (snorts) "No comment."

And when Marcus was on the sprint race stream last night, he seemed a bit tired and low energy, quite different to how he was on the streams earlier in the year. Maybe I'm just overreacting, but I really hope he's okay and some of the things they've said aren't as concerning as they sound...

#marcus armstrong #clement novalak #screaming meals #james harvey blair

[darkficsyouneveraskedfor]

Once Upon a Time 5

Warnings: non/dubcon and other dark elements. My username actually says you never asked for any of this.

Characters: Andy Barber

Part of the Bookstore AU

My warnings are not exhaustive but be aware this is a dark fic and may include potentially triggering topics. Please use your common sense when consuming content. I am not responsible for your decisions.

As usual, I would appreciate any and all feedback. I’m happy to once more go on this adventure with all of you! Thank you in advance for your comments and for reblogging.

The uneasy interaction follows you around the rest of the day and into your next. As you try to relax and forget about everything outside your apartment, your mind can't help but stray back to Andy. Not what he said, more the look on his face. You know the next time you see him will be less than pleasant.

Great. You always get anxious about work but now you have a whole new pest. You start to think you said something wrong. Gave him some idea that you were doing anything but your job. You're paid to be helpful but he's just another one of those ‘professionals’ who doesn't see your work as work.

You huff and puff as your time off comes to a pitiful close. Your stromach is squirming at the thought of walking through those doors the next morning. You brew some chamomile and retreat to bed in a futile effort to settle down.

Your sleep if fitful and unrewarding. The morning greets you, painful and gray. You get up, get washed, and get dressed.

Your eyelids droop on the train ride, prompting you to stop by the cafe for an early medium roast. As you approach the facade of the bookstore, you see a figure at the doors. Your heart flips before you recognise them. It's Mr. Pine.

He punches in the security code on the pad before slipping the key in the slot. He peers over and greets you with a smile. You could hug him. This place has been rather empty without him.

“Good morning,” he pulls open the door and steps back in his gallant way to wave you ahead of him.

“Morning,” you reply as you sweep into the store ahead of him.

The censor triggers the lights and illuminates the eerily vacant space. Pine closes the doors, locking them from the inside. He strolls forward casually, easily cafching up to you with long strides.

“Good to be back,” he preens, “and how have you been?”

“Okay,” you answer, “how about you?”

“Very fine. Some family matters,” he explains ligthly, “but much better than they were.” He walks with you up the center aisle, “why just okay?”

You shrug and hesitate. It sounds like he has a lot going on. Besides, you're only an associate, he must have much bigger issues as the owner.

“Oh, just tired. No big deal,” you assure him.

“Ah yes, I find this time of year rather draining,” he agrees as you near the back of the store, “should require support however, you know I will do my best to accommodate.”

“Thanks, Mr. Pine but I think I'll survive,” your force a smile, “better get clocked in.”

You stop and peek towards the employee lounge. You'll go that way and he'll head off to the back office. He doesn't. He lingers as if he can sense your doubt.

“Of course, but please, take some time to enjoy your coffee. It smells wonderful and I should hate for it to go cold,” he says. He's the nicest boss you've ever had, it's too bad he hasn't been around.

“Thanks, erm…” you purse your lips as you contemplate your sudden spark of boldness, “actually, I almost forgot. There's been someone asking for you. A man.”

“Oh,” he tilts his head curiously, “did you direct them to Colin?”

“I offered but they were insisting on you. I don't know if it was business or not so…”

“Did this man give a name?” He slants a brow.

You cradle your coffee with both hands and swallow. You feel like a snitch, like a child taddling. You nod, “yeah, Andy?”

He's quite as a line etches between his brows and he hums, “ah, he was here?”

“Several times,” you confirm.

“Hmm, curious,” he muses and the tension quickly slakes from his features, “well, if he should appear again, you will fetch me. I'll be certain he does not continue to ask after me.”

“Oh, yeah, thank you, sir,” you let out a breath of relief. It's a bit cowardly but you just can't deal with him again.

“Certainly, but…” he raises a long finger, “did he bother you very much?”

“Me?” You echo.

“Yes, he wasn't rude, was he?”

“Not really, just a bit… pushy.”

“He is that type,” he scoffs, “well, he shouldn't be hounding my place of work, it's wholly inappropriate and unfair to you and the other staff. It shall be dealt with.”

“Thanks again,” you say, “I'm just gonna… put my things away.”

“Yes, yes, don't let me keep you,” he feels along hia jacket and slides his phone from his pocket, “I have a call to make before opening.”

He sets off and you do the same. You feel a little less addled but not entirely relieved. Something about Mr. Pine's reaction makes you suspicious. He's usually unshakeable but you saw that fine crack in his veneer.

You're not entirely certain Andy is a fond acquaintance. It's hard for you to see the two men getting along, almost complete opposites in their demeanour. The more you think about it, the more Andy seemed ready for a confrontation each time he asked for the elusive owner.

Whatever happens, hopefully, you're not the one dealing with the fallout.

#andy barber #dark andy barber #dark!andy barber #andy barber x reader #drabble #au #series #bookstore au #once upon a time #defending jacob

[akookminsupporter]

Each translation is more 🤯 than the previous one. This one by @/Koo_Picasso seems to be a bit more complete, it also includes what Jungkook was saying when Jimin was leaving comments on his Wlive. I'm still just as 🤯 and with many more questions than half an hour ago. It is important to remember that this conversation was early in the morning, Jimin was just waking up and Jungkook was just going to sleep. And oh, Jungkook didn’t delete Jimin’s comment. Jimin did although Jungkook thought it was Weverse.

🐥good morning Jungkook-ah

🐰oh Jimin!!

🐰yo bro~!! What's up, bro

🐰what are you doing without sleeping

🐰what are you doing without sleeping

🐥I woke up

🐰oh Jimin Jimin, you woke up?

🐰you did great. Did you sleep well?

🐰I'm just about to sleep

🐥you didn't sleep (yet) I see

🐰come out of the blanket? Will you be able to handle it? Hehe nooo way

🐥as for me I can handle it

🐰reads Jimin's comment* kekkekekekek right as for Jimin hyung, he can handle it.

🐰damn funny hehe

🐥quickly come out, now it's enough

🐰the company.. *Reads Jimin comment*

🐰Hey Jimin, hehe

🐥 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ😆

🐰damn funny

🐰should I just come out? Should I come out?

🐰I'll just c-

🐰*peeps inside the blanket*

🐰my body doesn't look bad

🐥you left at 2 so go and sleep soon now

🐰right I left at 2. Why do I hate sleeping so much

🐰Jiminie hyung you wanna come here? Shall we just do the live together?

🐰or should I come there?

🐰I'll get my stuff to wash up and come there Jiminie hyung

🐰what do you think? Since you just woke up should we do a LIVE together?

🐥no but hyung is scared of you

🐥I feel like you'll hit me

🐥kekekekeke

🐰noo what do you mean hit, you'll hit me? ME?

🐰what do you mean, don't portray me like that hyungnim

🐰when did I do like that? If it's so then it's me who got hit

🐰it was just for fun

🐰what do you think? Should I come?

🐰let's do a LIVE together

🐰what do you think? Don't laugh

🐰if you're doing (LIVE) I'll do it, I'll really come

🐰should I really come?

🐥looks like Jungkook forgot what type of person I am

🐰aee hyung also feel bored in the morning, don't you

🐰I'm bored, shall I come?

🐰what do you think? Should I come or not? Huh? Answer me! Lmk lmk

🐥sleep soon once your this promotion is over

🐥hyung will come (to you)

🐰promotion.. I'm also not sure what will happen ..

🐥hyung is not in a state to do a LIVE

🐰I actually like the right side of my face rather than my left side, but since the bed is like so what am I supposed to do? I'm just doing it, the LIVE

🐰Those are not necessary, I miss ARMYs and I'm just doing the LIVE hehe

🐥if you see the picture I sent you, you will understand later, hehe

🐰"right Jimina you also do the LIVE", "Jiminie hyung play around with Jungkook" see they're (ARMYs) are also saying, so why don't you just do the LIVE (with me)

🐥I'm not that easy (deleted)

🐰*Reads Jimin's comment*

🐰huh? Jimini hyung's comment weng missing

🐥heheheheeheh it's deleted heheheh

🐰exactly see, weverse censored the (comment) you said that you're not that easy. So let's go, on LIVE, I'll come there

🐥no, but just look at the picture for a bit kekeke so sorry

🐥(have fun) with the fans a little bit more and quickly go to bed. I'll get going

#jk weverse #jk wlive #Jimin #Jungkook #favourite jikook moments

[itsnotmourn]

CONCEPTS AND RAMBLINGS | "animal" cult pmv extras

thank you everyone for liking my pmv (and on yt and twitter) !! i got more attention than i thought it would and that means the world to me! <33

here’s some of my concept art + rambles for it!

the first thing i made up, the character designs!

i didn’t think to refine them because they were good enough to use LMAO... so i scribbled colours down, threw a filter and called it a night

i wanted a sharp change from the verses and chorus (since the song goes from calm to... louder) so i made it greyscale (with a red filter) that changed to brighter colours!

also changed the text font/colour for ignacio hmm. the font was hard to read, in my opinion.

ignacio's design

ignacio loses his bandage colours because that was too many colours for my liking… i completely forgot his hair highlights tho

ah and he doesn’t get a mouth until the fire scene too…

it was only meant to be done for a few frames but i thought it be cooler if it was consistent.

the missing mouth represents his repressed feelings/silence, or something like that.

skidad's design

i got a few questions on whether skidad was a goat. despite looks, skidad’s design is actually based on the herbiadean/jacob sheep! four horns!

i have drawn skidad as a jacob sheep before as well!

look at them ominous friends.

the resemblance to goats is something i considered as well (links with cult/sacrifice) so i think of it as a fun bonus

i gave him wolf teeth because the whole “wolf in sheep’s clothing” but also because i like it when prey animals are given predator features

i left the body as "human" because i only wanted the face to be censored… i considered clawed/darkened hands too but nah

skidad was originally going to be lined like ignacio, but i liked the lineless look for him so voila! makes it feel like he’s “not bound by anything”... actually, this is the same reasoning for the match to be “out” of the border, even though it’s ignacio’s hand

storyboards

i rarely storyboard (most are locked in my mind) but i figured it'd be fun to try!

halfway, i got bored of drawing digitally so i moved onto my notebook. i think it was a good decision; since i drew with my ink pen, it forced me to move on with my mistakes instead of clicking "clear canvas" lol

i had a pretty solid idea of what i wanted after weeks of listening to the song over and over again. the only thing that really changed was the mirror, which was replaced with a shadowy ignacio

the coloured thumbnails i actually did first, just to figure out out what i’m doing for the chorus part… limited palette my beloved

i didn't know where to put the text so i was scribbling everywhere lol

ratio changes

in the chorus, the ratio of ignacio and skidad’s frames changes! it’s more obvious if i combined them together, like this

less for ignacio, more for skidad

did you notice that the fire in this shot look like the cult ?!!! why did i do that, you ask? well:

the fire is the same “red”as the robe

too lazy to draw fire without abusing motion blur

mmm symbolism idk. it's somewhere there

it wasn’t in my plans but i’m happy i made the choice in the last minute. this was the last thing i needed to finish before syncing it up with the music

also this… i just wanted to point it out… make sure everyone knows... did you notice this? did you? did you did you? well now you do!!!

that's it !!! that's your trip into my mind!! okay byeeeee !!

#even though i gave my own reasons; i welcome any other interpretations! #/gen !! i'm very interested to hear! throw an ask or in the reblogs! #[ mourn's mourns ] #[ mourning pmvs ] #[ the art of mourning ] #spooky month ignacio #spooky month skidad #not apologising for the absolute chaos of my writing... its rambling for a reason........ /J LOL #i won't be free from skidad videos ough #but now im starting university so i guess they won't be out anytime soon HAHAHA #hope you enjoy reading this!

[hunieday]

Isumi Haruka - Drama Collection Summer Rabbit Chat

Please note that I am not a professional translator and I'm only doing this to share the side materials to those who cannot access them, if you notice any mistakes please let me know nicely. Enjoy!

Haruka: Yotsuba～～

Tamaki: Isumin～～～～

Haruka: I win!!!

Tamaki: Shit!!! Just a bit more and I’d have killed you!!!!

Haruka: I’m better at quick maneuvers!

Tamaki: Jumping there was completely unfair!!!!! you’re only supposed to do fancy jumps during lives!!!!

Haruka: What are you even talking about lolololol if we’re talking about lives aren’t you the one who does fancy jumps the best 😒

Haruka: Anyway, the punishment game! You remember right? 🥺

Tamaki: I remember 🥺🥺

Tamaki: The loser treats the other the 5 yen loaf of bread

Tamaki: 😒😒😒

Haruka: All right! Get it tomorrow on our way home! 

Tamaki: Fine!!! Only because I lost this time!!!!

Haruka: Sure, sure

Haruka:

Tamaki: 

Tamaki: I'll invite Iorin too! I'll pay for his share 

Tamaki: I offered before, I told him it looked yummy and he asked me, "What's the point of it having a 5 yen shape?” I’ve been thinking about that!

Haruka: That is something he’d say! lolol but I'm sure he'll look happy when you eat it. Maybe I'll invite him to a game next time.

Haruka: I wonder if he plays games.

Tamaki: Hmmm, I don't think he’s into that

Tamaki: But Iorin is good at everything!

Tamaki: I think he'll study it hard and use smart strategies like Nagicchi does.

Haruka: Ah! I think he's the type who’d use obstacles to his advantage!

Haruka: I don't think he'd rush into the front line like you 😏 

Tamaki: Isumin is just like me in that regard!

Haruka: And yet I still won today!

Tamaki: 

Haruka: 

Haruka: If you say "Please teach me, Isumi-senpai!” I could coach you, you know??

Tamaki: You're not my senior!!

Tamaki: By the way, the other day I almost used honorifics with you without realizing it.

Tamaki: Because of the drama we filmed…

Haruka: You know, I felt really uncomfortable at first when you used honorifics with me.

Haruka: I don't want a junior who’s taller than me lolol

Tamaki: Even though he's tall, he's still a cute junior 🥺

Tamaki: "I'll be in a band with my senior!” something like that

Haruka: Well, Yotsuba in the drama was somewhat cute.

Haruka: He was too timid to express his own opinion. He has a talent for composing, but he lacked confidence. 🥺

Tamaki: Hehe

Tamaki: Ismin was really good too. He gave me a boost when I was feeling down about my lack of self-confidence .

Haruka: You mean when he sang a cappella?

Tamaki: Yeahhh!!

Tamaki: "I want to show off to the world that there's someone who can write such amazing songs!”, and then he sang for us!

Tamaki: He's a great senior!

Haruka: I like that part too! I felt great to have had the OK from the first take!

Haruka: 

Tamaki: We had a great time singing by the beach together!

Haruka: No, I wanted to practice by myself!?

Tamaki: Ismin was singing so passionately that I couldn't stop myself from joining.

Haruka:  Touma and Izumi's brother came as well. I thought something happened lol

Tamaki: Really felt like a youthful moment

Haruka: Well, I guess…

Tamaki: Speaking of youth, I forgot to do my English homework for tomorrow.

Haruka: Weird way to remember but I’m glad you did at least?!

Haruka: We’ll have a mini test on the vocabulary from this homework.

Tamaki: 

Tamaki: I'm gonna be terminated

Haruka: Well, it's gonna be in the 5th period, so try to do your best during recess or something [pudding cheer]

Tamaki: If I get a bad grade again, XXrin and XXX-chan will get mad at me, please teach me, Isumin!!!!!

Haruka: Your nicknames are so unique that censoring them is pointless lololol

Tamaki: Isumin-senpai, please teach me 🥺 I'm your cute classmate too !!

Haruka: Don't call yourself cute lolololol Why don't you ask Izumi to teach you

Tamaki: Iorin will be away for work tomorrow morning, you’re my only hope!!!! Isumin!!!!!!!!!

Harukau: Ugh, I have no choice…

Haruka: Pay me back with melon bread from the store 😑

Tamaki: even though you’re also gonna get the 5 yen bread?

Tamaki: You really like bread, Isumin…

Haruka: You’re a nuisance lololol it’s a promise then!!

Haruka: 

Tamaki:

#isumi haruka #yotsuba tamaki #zool #idolish7 #idolish7 translation #i7 #ainana #id7 #idolish seven #drama collection #rabbitchat

[bisheepart]

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Gregory: Vanessa got me a coat, but it's an extra large.

Cassie: Ah.

Gregory: So the sleeves go down to my knees.

Ellis: I forgot short people existed for a moment and had to think why that was bad.

Tony: *snorts*

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Cassie: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Elizabeth: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Cassidy: I dropped the hair dryer on my leg once.

Gregory: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Tony: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Evan: ... I have emotional scars...

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*The 'Not So Alone' Gang hanging out at the Afton House, and in the living room*

Michael, walks in and sees the boys with makeup on:... The fuck are you all doing?

Evan: Lizzie and Cassie wanted to do makeup practice... And Cassidy just likes to cause problems.

Michael: Well, you all look hilariously ridiculous! Oh man, can't wait to tell every-

Gregory: HEY CASSIE, LIZZIE! MICHAEL WANTS TO JOIN IN TOO!

Elizabeth: *gasps* Mikey! Come here I got so many good ideas for you!

Michael: No, no no no! *goes to run off* Stay away from me!

Cassidy: GET HIM!

*the girls chasing after Michael while he yells at them to leave him alone*

Tony: CAN'T MAKE FUN OF US IF YOU'RE ONE OF US!

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Gregory; hey, Freddy Fazbear's, if your pizza is $5.99 and I order two of them, where the fuck do you get $36 from?!

Cassie: *wheezes*

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Evan: I don't get how you do it.

Cassidy: Do what?

Evan: Make everything sound like a threat. That man looked like he was about to piss himself, and all you did was ask him to step aside so that we could get past. Even when I actively try to sound threatening, no one takes me seriously.

Cassidy: That's because you look and sound like the personification of a warm hug.

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Ellis: Who the fuck added me to the fucking group chat?

Charlie: >:O Language!

Tony: Yeah watch your fucking language.

Elizabeth: OKAY WHO TAUGHT TONY THE FUCK WORD?!

Cassidy: 'the fuck word'

Evan: Are you guys stupid? You say the f word all the time.

Gregory: Oh my God, he censored it.

Elizabeth: Say fuck, Evan!

Cassidy: Do it, Evan. Say Fuck

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Evan: You guys really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Tony: Several traffic violations.

Cassidy: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Ellis: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Gregory: Also, that’s not our car.

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Elizabeth: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.

Charlie: And I need you to be less vague and weird.

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Elizabeth: We're going to a candy store?!

Evan: What, no! It's night time, candy stores are closed.

Gregory: We're gonna rob a candy store?!

#fnaf #not so alone au #evan afton #michael afton #elizabeth afton #incorrect fnaf quotes #fnaf cassie #fnaf gregory #fnaf cassidy #charlie emily #ellis fnaf #ellis tftp #ellis tales from the pizzaplex #tony becker #tony tales from the pizzaplex #tony becker tales from the pizzaplex #swearing #tw swearing #this wasn't meant to be a not so alone AU one but it just kinda happened.

[tossawary]

I finished rereading SVSSS Volume 2 and was focusing more on the story this time, because I remember Volume 1 best, so I didn’t really stop to post about it. A random assortment of thoughts in no particular order:

Gongyi Xiao is the Bestest Boy. I remembered him being good, but reading it again was like, “Awwwww, buddy.” Poor guy. He deserved more!

Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe are such a mess in this volume. It’s like two people trying to play chess against each other but they’re somehow using two different boards for it. No one wants to be playing this game! But everyone keeps insisting on it while crying and boards are getting flipped! (I guess in this metaphor, Zhuzhi-Lang is eating the pieces when no one is looking.)

The sower demons are genuinely creepy.

I want to call Luo Binghe’s invasion of Cang Qiong a clown show, but that would be an insult to clowns. Moshang have such limited appearances in the main story, but they are ridiculous.

Sha Hualing having a Bad Guy Lair is really funny. I forgot about that.

Over the course of this volume, Shen Yuan suggests that Liu Qingge is asexual and then suggests that Luo Binghe is asexual (before figuring out that Luo Binghe is into him). But he’s definitely an ordinary straight guy, for sure!

Every time Sha Hualing loses her top (which is... at least three times... I think?), Shen Yuan mentally censors her breasts. I didn’t forget this because I see people mention it periodically, but I forgot just how funny it is.

Shen Yuan scheming to get Liu Qingge to take on Yang Yixuan as a disciple was really cute, actually. He’s such a softie. He just wants to be nice!

When he’s talking about Liu Qingge’s lack of disciples at the very beginning of the volume, Shen Yuan describes how Bai Zhan works, and the phrasing kind of suggests that Bai Zhan changes peak lords every time that a Bai Zhan disciple bests their shizun. It does not work like this, but it would be kind of funny if the other peaks are strictly following some cycle to choose the next generation of peak lords and Bai Zhan is just switching peak lords whenever.

I don’t forget this trait because it’s one of my favorite things about him, but I’m always struck rereading by how quiet and thoughtful Luo Binghe can be. He gets extremely attached to Shen Qingqiu in Volume 1 and he’s dealing with severe mental and emotional instability throughout Volume 2, but Luo Binghe is often reserved or somber or even cold when not dealing with Shen Qingqiu.

Binghe really just took over Huan Hua Palace and says that the Old Palace Master has gone “traveling”. Yeah, he’s doing some wandering cultivation. It’s like a vacation. Don’t worry about it. :) The Little Palace Mistress is clearly becoming impatient with this excuse and I’m betting that the number of people at Huan Hua Palace who 100% believe the excuse is very, very low.

Shen Yuan returning in the plant body only to have to listen to how he’s become gossip fodder is funny. But Liu Mingyan going, “Ah, that’s how it is,” and then proceeding to write the Resentment of Chunshan is even funnier. Shen Yuan is in the middle of being kidnapped by Zhuzhi-Lang and suddenly has to listen to a song about him and Binghe fucking all the time. Zhuzhi-Lang desperately trying not to lose his shit laughing in the background is my favorite part of this scene. Shen Yuan’s horror at least works well as a distraction!

Also, I love that Shen Yuan went, “You have money? I want women,” and Zhuzhi-Lang just went with it. It’s so obviously an escape plan to the readers. Zhuzhi-Lang probably also suspects that something is up. He’s not an idiot. But maybe a part of him is accustomed to absurd demands from Tianlang-Jun and kind of views “Hey, let’s go check out what music the brothels are playing now!” as a normal desire for people to express?

It’s tempting to write fics in which Shen Yuan just gives the false jade pendant back immediately. Do I think it would automatically fix everything? Nope! But it sure would be fun to watch the characters spin.

#tossawary svsss #tossawary rereads svsss #zhuzhi lang #shen yuan #luo binghe #liu mingyan #sha hualing #gongyi xiao #xiao gongzhu #liu qingge #Yang Yixuan

[rayofmisfortune]

IIIIIIII have a lil question for you, or rather two (and you can answer these whenever!)

First up! If you were to...mayhaps have a comic done of your lil fireboy and watergirl au beans (like just a silly lil one nothing major >_<) Would you be ok with it being posted and you being tagged and credited or would you rather it send through inbox (I...do not know the limitations of the Inbox tho so idk for sure if it'd work...? But thought I'd ask)

And second thing! Swearing. Like...full censor like a bleep or symbols to block out the word, or would a cut off word be fine? >_< (like sho- (this is shoot) kinda thing but with an actual swear) Have something in mind and while i'm not a big fan of swearing myself i sometimes have a character swear (usually some form of censored for anything drawn) and just wanna make sure I don't make you uncomfy >_<

Andddd for reading thro my rambling questions have a dood of your beans! (don't mind the terrible camera quality....)

They are both in basic my dood pose cause i was just trying to get a feel for how to draw them >_<

ik I say this a lot but- *shakes* A COMIC???? JESTER I WILL STRANGLE YOU- /aff /lh Someone transfer discord nitro on here so I can properly translate my excitement via emotes jfjfjfj

Uuuuuh to ANSWER!

I would be fine with it being posted and I tagged in it! Only if that's what you wanna do of course! Don't wanna force anyone into anything hehe

I'm fine with swearing! I myself have a veeery potty mouth so I really wouldn't have a problem with you doing either! (I do tend to avoid swearing when I write if that's any worth jfjfb) Though- thinking about it a little more... I'm just imagining a scene where one of them slipped and fell off a platform (not towards any body of liquid) and they'd scream their voiceboxes all the way to the heavens. Manage to say a curse, completely ignore the fact that if they were human they'd have a concussion- and focus on the fact that WOOO I JUST SWORE WITHOUT GETTING CENSORED YAHOOO JDJDJ ah- but to properly answer, yes I'd say they'd be able to curse. One earlier than the other. Probably Wamoon ending up annoying Solare with pulling up a personal playlist filled with curse words and singing along to them while Solare gets the guns (read fire) ready jrjrrj

*SHAKES YOU SHAKES YOU SHAKES YOU* ooooh I love that you noticed Solare's designs (forgot word oof) on his casing are sharper than Wamoon's! Didn't know if people would pick up on that but YUSSSSS I also love how you drew the fire and water in their hands! Very flowy and shapy!

#answered asks #thecourtjester12 #mooties ask #frens ask #fireboy and watergirl au #sun and moon show au #tsams au #sams au #I AM STILL SHAKING GOSH I DIDN'T EXPECT FOR THEM TO GET SO MUCH LOVE

[chuxchux]

Thing’s about gen z child reader getting isekaid to genshin impact:

She travels a lot with aether and paimon.

Loves hitting aether with a frying pan.

Has chased xiao before with a broom before threatening to hit him with it. And has actually done it

Voice lines about characters:

About Jean:

Jean? Hmm… she’s a pretty nice lady! I don’t like the fact that she over works herself but! I don’t like the fact either that she has um… how do you say it again? I forgot… oh, that she has grounded me for throwing bombs with Klee! It’s not my fault… I think

About Lisa:

She is another pretty lady! Those nicknames that she gives me are weird tho… who would call someone that you only know for one second “darling”..? But eh, what can I say..? Well I can say a lot!

About Kaeya:

How do you pronounce his name again..? Kanye? No? Oh… kayak! No? Oh… it’s kaeya. Sorry! Never say that I have called him a kayak before or else. But anyways, he weirds me out. Also! I can’t believe that he lied to us that one time! He’s lucky that im going to chase him around.

About Amber:

Ah… amber? I really like her! She’s really nice and gave us free food! Or was that me only? Who knows I have a really bad memory… what did I eat for breakfast again? Never mind. But I really appreciate that she showed us to glide!

About Albedo:

I have a lot of questions… how the $$$$… hey! It just censored me!!! Stupid $$$ how- never mind! Anyways he has asked me a lot of stuff too much stuff. Like “how do humans look in your world?” Or “how is it like?” He’s luck that I have never told him about the “oh baby~ oh babyyy oh babyyy~” yeah that stuff. Weird couple. Don’t you dare ask me what is it! And now you just did! Also! He has given me a spider to eat before! He’s also lucky that I haven’t told him about omegaverse!

About Venti:

Oh him? He looks like a girl for some reason. He’s fun I guess but kind of annoying. Hey! A lot of wind just came! That $$$$$! I’ll get you next time! Hmph!

About Klee:

I love her. She’s the best! I am planning for her birthday to bring a atomic bomb! We’re going to have so much fun! What’s an atomic bomb..? Well, you’ll find out soon enough…

About Diona:

How is she not in National Geographic?

About Bennett:

He is so adorable! It’s sad that he has horrible luck… he deserves a lots of pats on the head. And no. You won’t get any…

About Diluc:

Him? Who is he again..? Is he that dude that has no father? Oh. That must suck… he’s lucky that I won’t say fatherless. He’s a nice man though…

About Noelle:

Ah… she’s so niceeee! I really love her! She bakes the best pancakes!

About Fischl:

Fish.

About Rosaria:

Pretty nun lady. I can’t believe she wears fishnets to the church. I think it is disrespectful to the church..? But she’s an icon.

About Eula:

Is she racist or something? I don’t know but! I like her eyes they are really pretty!! I dont like that she is hated because of her last name… it makes me feel bad for her! Which is rare. I never feel bad when you fall. It’s so funny…

About Mona:

Ah, pretty… woman are really pretty you know? Also, broke broke… she looks like she can be one of those people who base people out of zodiac signs like “omg, are you a Virgo!?”

About Tartaglia:

Tartaglia… is it pronounced like that? He has like three $$$$$$ names! There is no way in hell that his real name is Tartaglia neither childe. Who would name their child those names?? Wait… his real name is Ajax? Like the company name!?

Im to lazy to write the other ones so

To be continued…

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#genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #it’s platonic #reader #genshin #aether #albedo #fem!reader #Lisa #Jean #diluc #gen z reader #gen z female reader #Noelle #Bennett #voice lines #Gen z reader gives voice lines about characters #Tartaglia #childe #fischl #rosaria #and more

[dgalerab]

Ah about the censoring one letter in a name thing I think it's so they don't show up in the character tag for ppl who do like the character? Same with ships

aaa actually you're so right, i was so blinded by my hate for the tiktok censoring i forgot about ship discourse

#ainswers

[edalynn]

ah shit forgot to censor my last ask so you cant answer it lol. let me resay that: finally someone that isnt huntl0w obsessed, i thought i was alone thank goooood

JDNDJDND “girl help” is how I feel every day all the time in this god forsaken fandom. I hate this fucking family every one but our small niche are freaks and need to watch a different show bc they clearly didn’t watch the same one fudjdiJDBDNSK

#i will always be here to be as anti hl as possible #taako talks #toh #the owl house #asks #anons