#agents of cracked

[unidentifiedprimate]

🎶dooka-dooka rat poison dipa bipa right in dan's sandwich 🎶

#i was making a sandwich and my brain pulled this tune out of the depths to play it for me #so i had to watch this again #agents of cracked #daniel obrien #michael swaim

[nocakesformissedith]

this was my tomgreg

#the blueprint #agents of cracked #cracked.com #cracked #Michael swaim #Daniel O’Brien #for the giggles #tomgreg #succession #pic quality is pure shit but it’s fitting

[kramerblogrealgood]

Posts that are only appealing to me specifically

#agents of cracked #michael swaim

[thesarahshay]

I saw a still from Goncharov and thought it was from Agents of Cracked, so here's my favorite pair of gifs from ye olde Cracked.com.

#Cracked.com #Agents of Cracked #Michael Swaim #let's see if anyone is still paying attention to these tags #also until five minutes ago I didn't know Goncharov was made up #so that's fun

[faequeentitania]

Chapters: 13/13 Fandom: Agents of Cracked, Cracked - Ambiguous Fandom, Cracked.com Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Daniel O'Brien/Michael Swaim Characters: Daniel O'Brien, Michael Swaim Additional Tags: Dreamsharing, Drug Use, Wet Dream, Mutual Pining, Friends to Lovers, Hand Jobs, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Idiots in Love, Light Bondage, Light Angst, Kissing, Falling In Love Summary:

It started out innocently enough. And it made sense, really. Michael was the person he saw the most, was the reason for the bulk of Dan’s anxieties, was half of his job at Cracked. So it made sense that he’d feature in Dan’s dreams.

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Can you believe this, in the year of our lord 2023, I’m posting an Agents of Cracked novella? Me neither.

#agents of cracked #michael swaim #daniel o'brien #fanfic #fanfiction #writing #spicy content #cracked #cracked.com

[sqlatoon]

happy 4/3!!! (pre-octo expansion)

#splatoon #agent 12 #agent 3 #agent 4 #captain 3 #3 does have a phone its just really shitty and cracked and u can only use it for calls #so they borrow 4s phone all the time to do stupid shit #my art

[phatcatphergus]

The bunny guy coming to fobo to see if it’s  suitable for kids is so funny bc imagine you go to do an inspection and find multiple overcrowded breeding pits, a crack slicer, random shit everywhere, and a shady ass family dynamic where one guy kills horses he thinks are useless and the other guy beat your ass in a chess game and says you owe him child support.

It’s so redneck coded

#literally anyone who know about rednecks knows about the insane shit in their yard #I’m pretty sure a neighbor I had actually did have a crack sliver behind the 67 cars on his front lawn #none of them worked tho #qsmp #tubbo #qsmp tubbo #qsmp bunny #qsmp foolish #agent 18 #town of fobo

[backgroundagent3]

There's so much betrayal on this show I had trouble choosing characters. 😅

(Source) / (Insp)

#agents of shield #aos #john garrett #bobbi morse #andrew garner #lash #leopold fitz #the doctor #cal johnson #deke shaw #daisy johnson #skye #quake #phillip coulson #sarge #aida #grant ward #aos crack #aos text posts #background agent 3

[inkysquelched]

Eight: Wait- What??

Three: There’s context, I promise.

#splatoon 3 #agent 3 #agent 8 #my art #i wanted to draw them a lil more realistic since i always draw them cute lol #i dont think yall realize just how cracked out the splat 3 plotline is #like #3 tries to give context and 8 just gets more confused #agent 24 #agent shenanigans #might draw 4 later lol #eights just tired #didnt feel like rendering #yes i forgot 3s spots #i fucking hate drawing cap 3s hat btw

[hiddenvioletsgrow]

Agents of Shield text posts part 10!

whoa ive already made 10 of these, crazy, anyhow the first one is one of my favs so far

#agents of shield text post #agents of shield #agents of s.h.i.e.l.d. #fitzsimmons #huntingbird #ghost rider #robbie reyes #leo fitz #jemma simmons #grant ward #daisy johnson #quake #phil coulson #aos #aos memes #bobby morse #aos crack #aos text post #lance ​hunter

[dc-and-damirae]

alfred: On the scale of 1 to 10 how would rate yourr pain

tim: pi

alfred: That's not-

tim: Low scale but never ending

alfred:...

bruce: the fucking told you not to sa-

alfred: swarjar

#incorrect dc quotes #incorrect quotes #dc incorrect quotes #dc funny #dc comcis #dc comics #tim drake #agent a #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #batman #timothy drake #red robin #batfam incorrect quotes #dc batfam #batfam shenanigans #batfamily #batfam on crack #incorrect batman quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes

[sarahinara]

heads go BONK

(inspired by this fic !!)

#red vs blue #rvb #agent washington #agent maine #washmaine #mainewash #rvb wash #rvb maine #my art #(the dialogue in the > < symbols is supposed to b maine msging wash) #i have so many thoughts.... #i love wash and maine sm #platonically or romantically i LOVE the idea of them being partnered during pfl #and just being best bros #wash understanding all of maine's lil growls #maine lookin out for his stubborn crack shot cockroach #ALSO SIDEBAR FUCK HALO ARMOR #i cannot believe the first thing i do after finals is make myself draw HALO ARMOR #worth it tho

[crybabycunt]

Yelena: Okay, so mistakes were made.

Kate: By you.

Yelena: And people got hurt.

Kate: By you!

#bishova #bishlova #yelena belova #kate bishop #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #hawkeye #funny #black widow #crack #bishova incorrect quotes #bishlova incorrect quotes #yelena belova incorrect quotes #kate bishop incorrect quotes #source: agents of shield

[zephhhhh]

but you bet your life, every night while you're chasing the morning light you're not the only spy out there

#art #digital art #fanart #star wars #swtor #imperial agent #theron shan #theron shan/imperial agent #ship: terrible liar #lyyran [oc] #this is the product of looking at pulp covers and letting lyyran's bond girl inspo out in full force #i cracked myself up w/ this one #and cracked myself up further by imagining it as their wedding photoshoot #lyyran is probably too serious for that but cmon lyyran. it would be funny

[faequeentitania]

I absolutely could never have anticipated publishing an Agents of Cracked fic today, but I sure did.

#agents of cracked #cracked.com #fanfic #fanfiction #spicy content #writing

[marvellover264]

[Daisy and Phil] : *Sitting in jail*

Daisy: *So, who should we call?"

Phil: "I'd call May, but honestly i feel safer in jail."

#agents of shield #marvel #aos #philinda #melinda may #phil coulson #chloe bennet #incorrect aos quotes #daisyisphilindaskid #daisy johnson #aos crack #mamamayisscary