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[harknesswife]

It was you all along (Agatha HarknessxFemale Reader)

Summary: This is a sweet self-insert love story between Agatha and a Westview citizen. Everything that happens follows the original events of "Wandavision" and MCU, like a parallel.

Chapter: 01/10

Word Count: 854

I don’t remember exactly when I first saw her. Maybe she was always there, and I wasn’t paying attention. Agnes is one of those people that you see and wanna be friends with right away. I’m not sure about her last name, or where exactly she lives, but I always catch her walking down the street, smiling and nodding while she goes. Her slightly curly hair perfectly framing her face, the impeccable clothes... She was just so adorable. I wish I had the guts to invite that woman in for a chat, a coffee, or anything that would allow me to get to know her. But I was fine just watching her from my window now and then. It was harmless and she never looked back.

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When I woke up, the sky was already dark and I was feeling kinda cold with my pretty wrinkled dress. I slept on the couch while watching tv. There was a Lucille Ball special that kept me up every night. Well, most of the nights, apparently.  The doorbell rang and I got up slowly, kinda dizzy. The mirror next to my wall showed me that I was still wearing an apron, but the dress underneath was so ruined that I decided to keep it to answer the door.

Adorable Agnes was on the other side. She smiled and waved at me, with those thin and elegant fingers.

"Hey, sweetie!"

"Hi!", I replied, and she blinked "Uh, can I... help you?"

"Oh, please!" she said in a really loud voice while getting inside.

She waited for me to close the door so she could speak.

"I was just wondering if you could lend me some supplies, you know, for dinner? My friend is having a last-minute occasion, every shop is closed and I have no time to do what I usually do in those situations", she did a delicate movement with her hands.

I felt so vulnerable. One thing was to observe this woman while she was a sidewalk away, another was having her right in my living room.

"Sure, sure! What do you...", she got a piece of paper from inside her cleavage before I could finish my sentence, and gave it to me.

Those “supplies” included a considerably large pan and several basic condiments and ingredients, so it made me think that her friend had just moved in. I got everything she needed while she stared at me along the process.

"Oh, you’re such a doll! Thank you, gal!", she pointed at one of the pineapples standing on the fruit bowl. "Would you mind?"

"No, not at all!", I grabbed it and put it inside one of the bags that she was carrying.

"Well, that’s it! I’ll bring everything back in a snap!", she said with a smirk, looking at me before going out.

And she left. I was mesmerized. She was so charming that I wouldn’t care if she took the whole house with her. I’d gladly give her my key.

I took a shower and tried to process what had happened, sitting on my porch with a glass of wine. I lost track of the time while looking at… nothing. Nothing ever happened on that side of Westview and I was used to it. Sometimes the silence can be a blessing, but when you get quiet most of the time, it’s just lonely.

Suddenly I heard footsteps and wasn’t so alone anymore. Agnes was across the street, walking fast and empty-handed. Usually, I wouldn’t say anything. I’d be quiet, watching her go like I always did. But that wasn’t an option anymore.

"How was it?", I asked, looking at her and pouring more wine into my glass, feeling incredibly brave for even starting a conversation.

She stopped and squinted her eyes, trying to imagine if I was really talking to her, I guess. It was pretty late, most of my neighbors were asleep.

"Well, hello!", she smiled and came in my direction, looking a little bit surprised. "I think it went well, yes."

"You think?", I said, looking up at her.

"Yeah, it was a… private dinner, if you know what I mean", her voice pitched and I realized what she meant.

"Good for her, then!", I raised my glass pretending to toast. "Want some?"

Agnes froze again, but for a split second. By her look, I could affirm she was deciding if that was a good idea.

Then she sat by my side, fixing her dress around her. When I was about to get up to bring her another glass, she gently pressed one of my legs and grabbed the bottle that was right behind me, her eyes locked on mine. I had no idea her eyes were that blue from up close. She laughed at my reaction (which was perplexed and completely down on my knees) and drank it up. We just stood there, drinking in the silence and looking at nothing.

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[harknesswife]

It was you all along (Agatha HarknessxFemale Reader)

Summary: This is a sweet self-insert love story between Agatha and a Westview citizen. Everything that happens follows the original events of "Wandavision" and MCU, like a parallel.

Chapter: 02/10

Word count: 628

Last night could as well be a dream. Me and Agnes drinking wine, in silence, just staring at the sky in that quiet street. After we finished that bottle, she told me about a charity event that would happen the next morning, before getting up and waving a quick ” bye-bye”. Was she inviting me? 

Sure thing.

  She didn’t give me an address, tho. But it was Westville. I could drive for a while and stop when I spotted a bunch of folks around one big stage. Maybe she knew that I wouldn’t need too many details to get there. So I dressed up in a really nice dress, got the car keys, and went to my garage, really excited about the possibility of seeing her again. 

  I got in the car, sat there, and… nothing. Keys in my hand, feet on the pedal. I had no idea of what to do next. People have those “blanks” sometimes, forgetting your ID or phone number. But forgetting how to drive? My head was pounding with the effort. I turned the keys to start the car and grabbed the steering wheel, feeling dizzy again. When I was about to give up, Agnes showed up right by my door and I got so scared that I honked. Right at her face. She took some steps back and I closed my eyes, wishing I could crawl inside the trunk and stay there. 

"Opsie", she said, laughing. 

"Hey", my voice was barely a whisper. I turned the key again, turning off the car. "I don’t know what happened, I just…" 

"Are you heading up to the show?"

"I was trying to, but…" 

"Don’t you worry, sweetheart. I can walk you there. It’s not that far!"

  Agnes opened my door and I hopped off. She kept looking at me when we were outside as if waiting for me to pass out or something, but whatever happened in my garage ended as we walked side by side down the street. People passed by shouting “For the children!” and we would respond with smiles and claps. She told me that it was the reason for this main event: to gather funds for the local kids. 

  When we got there, I realized I wasn’t so wrong. They had a big stage, after all. And some tables, and chairs… I just thought more people would be there. 

"Ok, you can sit right here!" Agnes said, taking me to a place in the back.

"Won’t you sit by me?", I asked, protecting my eyes from the sun while looking at her.

"Oh, I’m part of the committee. Our places are up there", she pointed to some chairs a little ahead.  

I nodded, trying to hide my disappointment.

Her eyebrows did something… else. She stared at me as if she was trying to understand my reaction. I looked right back at her. Not sure if it took seconds or hours for one of us to look away.

"I have to check on a few details", she smiled, but her eyes didn’t follow her lips. "Hope you like the show, dear!" 

  The show was pretty good, actually. Some people dancing and singing... One of the couples did magic tricks and funny jokes. The husband was hilarious! I even forgot a little bit about being pulled aside by Agnes. Maybe it was just my needy self trying to find something meaningful, some spark, where clearly there was none. 

  We shouted “For the children” a few more times and at the end of the show I got up, ignoring all those happy perfect people marching along my way. Agnes wasn’t anywhere to be found, so I decided to walk on my own. It took me so much more time to go back home.

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