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#aftg incorrect quote
allforthe-gays · 1 year
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andrew: hey. do cry. i went to Wanting To Fuck You island and there were no bitches
neil: why were you on wanting to fuck me island? 🤨📸
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feelingthedisaster · 3 months
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Kevin *to Neil's face*: a fucking toddler can play better than you, have you never touched a rackect? your perfomance is an offense to exy
Kevin *when Neil isnt hearing*: he is one of the best strickers to ever play exy, he will make court and win the olympics before 25, he'll be remember in history as one of the best exy players
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cupidspsycho · 2 months
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i cant believe that wymack tells the foxes to ignore his unpolished speech and then pulls out the hardest fucking line in modern literature
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yes-i-exist-shutup · 8 months
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Andrew: So I started seeing someone
Bee: As in hallucinations or dating?
Andrew: I wish I knew
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Neil: I’m kind of crushing on someone, I think? but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Matt: Just rip the bandage off!
Neil: It’s Andrew.
Matt: Put the bandage back on.
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crazy-fangirl2524 · 6 days
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My biggest flex will always be how I knew Neil was the more feral and dangerous one than Andrew this whole time even before tsc and seeing the entire fandom freaked out makes me want to kiss and hug Nora and just thank her for finally finally showing everyone and I’m not just crazy
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chaoticas-hell · 7 months
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When Melissa tried to flirt with Neil:
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juicegremlin · 2 months
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[After meeting Neil in Millport]
Andrew: Something's not right about that guy.
Kevin: Why, just because he looks eerily similar to the son of a guy I watched cut a man's legs off when I was a kid? Grow up.
Andrew: Because I'm physically attracted to him.
Kevin: And that's... bad?
Andrew: I'm only attracted to creeps. You, the freak from my forensics class who only wears tiny beanies and always smells like watermelon Ziip Sticks, and when I was a teenager I had a major crush on Matthew Lillard in Scream.
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rise-deepseamonster · 1 month
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[In court]
Neil, whispering to his lawyer, Renee:
Renee: This has nothing to do with the case.
Neil: Just ask please.
Renee, sighs and looks at Andrew who's the judge: Do you think he's cute? Be honest.
Andrew:
Andrew: I hereby sentence you to death.
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eeriethacus · 2 months
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A second part with Aaron to match next to the Andrew piece
Been listening to July by Noah Cyrus
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Interviewer: if you could kiss anyone in the world who would it be?
Neil : my beautiful husband andrew minyard
Interviewer: that doesn’t count. You do that anyway.
Neil, not hesitating: Your Mom
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drewneil · 3 months
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plotting his next move against ravens
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Neil: Hey, can you come and pick me up??
Andrew: Okay.
Kevin praying for his life and questioning every desition he ever made while they go way over the speed limit on an interestatal highway after doinga very illegal U turn for no apparent reason.
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a peace offering to the people in my screen
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scholliski · 1 year
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Neil describing Andrew: his golden hair reflected as though he were god himself, those hazel eyes speckled with light while-
Neil describing Aaron: he’s kinda small i guess
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Kevin: Andrew isn’t answering his phone.
Neil: I’ll call
Nicky: Kevin and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Neil, into the phone: Hello
Andrew, on the other end: Hello.
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