#adultrio headcanons

[gojocumdumpster]

Masterlist!

Baki Grappler, Kengan Ashura, Attack On Titan, My hero academia (more anime’s are coming)

Don’t steal my stuff thief’s🚔

I just made this so that’s why it’s not full

Nsfw: 🔥 Sfw:🎂

To be continued:🛠️

Requested:🌹

Baki Masterlist: 🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐

Baki:

My name is Baki..Baki Hanma🎂 Doing his makeup🎂 Playing among us with him🎂 Him with a s/o who has braces🎂🌹 What he prefer a sporty,artsy or business s/o 🎂🌹 My name is Baki…Baki hanma 2🎂 Next time watch who your talking to🔥🌹 What are there halloween costumes and who’s the drunkest🎂🌹 Meeting a hispanic reader🎂🌹 Reader giving them boob hug🌹🎂 Do you ever listen?🔥

Jack Hanma Doing his makeup🎂 Playing among us with him🎂 Him with a s/o who has braces🎂🌹 What are there halloween costumes and who’s the drunkest🎂🌹 Meeting a hispanic reader🎂🌹 Reader giving them a boob hug 🎂🌹

Retsu Kaioh Playing among us with him🎂 Him with a s/o who has braces🎂🌹 Meeting a hispanic reader🎂🌹 Black girl clothing maker🎂🌹

Kaoru Hanayama

Doing his makeup🎂 Him with a s/o who has braces 🎂🌹 What he prefer a sporty,artsy or business s/o 🎂🌹 What’s it like being hanayama’s assistant🎂 Meeting a hispanic reader🎂🌹

Doppo Orochi What he prefer a sporty,artsy or business s/o 🎂🌹 Meeting a black reader 🎂 Meeting a hispanic reader🎂🌹 Reader giving them boob hug🌹🎂

Katsumi Orochi What he prefer a sporty,artsy or business s/o 🎂🌹 Meeting a black reader🎂 What are there halloween costumes and who’s the drunkest🎂🌹 Meeting a hispanic reader🎂🌹

Pickle Doing his makeup🎂 Pickle with shy s/o 🌹🎂 Playing among us with him🎂 Him with a s/o who has braces🎂🌹 Is he really my True Love?🎂 Is he really my true love 2?🎂 Valentines day with pickle🎂🔥 Bad things pickle does🎂 Pebbles and stones🎂 What are there halloween costumes and who’s the drunkest🎂🌹 Going against his s/o turns into?🌹🎂 Christmas with pickle🎂

Kiyosumi Katou🐀 Playing among us with him🎂

Jun Guvera Yandere Headcanons🎂🌹🔥 Meeting a black reader 🎂 What are there halloween costumes and who’s the drunkest🎂🌹

Biscuit Oliva Meeting a black reader🎂 What are there halloween costumes and who’s the drunkest🎂🌹

Kureha Shinogi Meeting a black reader🎂

Yujiro Hanma Him with a s/o who has braces🎂🌹 Playing among us with him 🎂 Reader giving them boob hug🎂🌹

Kengan Ashura Masterlist: 🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐

Ohma Tokita

Spending the day with him. 🎂 What he prefer a sporty,artsy or business s/o 🎂🌹 There reaction to raian having a kid and being married🎂🌹 Jealous head-cannons🎂🌹

Cosmo Imai What he prefer a sporty,artsy or business s/o 🎂🌹 There reaction to raian having a kid and being married🎂🌹 “I guess you can call that wrestling”🔥🌹 Jealous head-cannons🎂🌹

Raian Kure Spending the day with him🎂 There reaction to raian having a kid and being married🎂🌹 Jealous head-cannons🎂🌹

Setsuna Kiryu

Kaolan Wongsawat Spending the day with him🎂 There reaction to raian having a kid and being married🎂🌹

Kanoh Agito Spending the day with him🎂 There reaction to raian having a kid and being married🎂🌹 Jealous head-cannons🎂🌹

Hanafusa Hajime Jealous head-cannons🎂🌹

The kengan boys:

Spending the day with them.🎂

Attack On Titan Masterlist: 🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐

Eren yeager 3 day vacation 🔥 3 day vacation 2🔥 Black leather jacket🎂 Black leather jacket🔥

Levi Ackerman☕️

Pissing of Levi🎂

Erwin Smith Nsfw alphabet🌹🔥

Mikasa Ackerman

Reiner Braun

Armin Arlert

Jean Kirstein

Sasha Blouse🥔

Zeke Yeager

Mike Zacharias👃

The 4 Sexy dilfs:

Jujutsu Kaisen Masterlist: 🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐

Gojo satoru Things he does to annoy you🎂 His favorite cuddle position🎂 Lending out a helping hand🎂🌹 Lending out a helping hand 2🎂🌹

Nanami Kento His favorite cuddle position 🎂 Day in a life as Nanami’s wife🎂

Geto Suguru His favorite cuddle position 🎂

Megumi Fushiguro His favorite cuddle position 🎂

Yuji Itadori His favorite cuddle position🎂

Toji Fushiguro His favorite cuddle position 🎂

Ryomen Sukuna His favorite cuddle position 🎂

The 5 Hot Dilfs

My hero Academia Masterlist: 🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐

Izuku Midoriya

Katsuki Bakugo

Shoto Todoroki🔥❄️

All Might

Tenya Iida

Fumikage Tokoyami

Tomura Shigaraki

Denki Kaminari

Enji Todoroki 🔥

Dabi Todoroki 🔥

Shōta Aizawa

Hanta Sero

Tamaki Amajiki🐙

Present Mic 🎤

The 3 Fine Dilfs:

Adding more after I get majority of them done

#baki x reader #erwin smut #eren headcanons #kengan ashura headcanons #adultrio hcs #jack hanma #baki the grappler x reader #getou smut #demon slayer #mha #mha x reader #jjk smut #attack on titan #one punch man #hxh hisoka #illumi zoldyck #hisoka morow #gon freecss #kilua zoldyck #hunter x hunter #hxh headcanons #gojo satoru #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen headcanons #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #gojo brainrot #jujutsu gojo #geto suguru #geto x reader

[duckymcdoorknob]

Gang do we think the adult trio from hxh knows how to change a diaper yes or no?

#planet dumbfuck #hxh #Hunter x Hunter #Hunter Hunter #hxh headcanons #hunter x hunter headcanons #hxh hisoka #hxh chrollo #hxh Illumi #hunter x hunter hisoka #Hunter x Hunter Illumi #Hunter x Hunter chrollo #adult trio #adultrio #hxh adult trio #hisoka headcanons #illumi headcanons #chrollo headcanons

[cybertronianglup]

Can you do some sfw and nsfw hc for Op, Ratch and UM?

Thank you :) :)

Well lets start

ok let's start

Headcanons SFW/Nsfw Adultery

Ratchet

Ratchet might seem like he's not interested in you but in reality every time you fall he feels like you're going to do the biggest damage in the world

He is very aware of anything about you, he may seem absorbed in his work, but he is really paying attention to everything you say or talk about you.

As a couple he is too protective but he is willing to give you your space

He feels comfortable with your company, the talks are very comforting for him

Hot Things!! :

This doctor has a fetish with risky sex (Having relationships in public places or where they can be discovered)

He likes bondage, sometimes he finds it exciting that your limbs are trapped in a rope

Old? No honey has more energy than you and that size ….!!

Medical games and nurse cosplay will make you very hot

Optimus It is quite Subtle, it will always be very cordial Although it is not constant, the pampering will be present in your relationship Behind his warm smile there is pain. Try to talk to him to calm him down. The times you accompany him on missions they have long talks Hot Things..!!: Bring out your wild side in bed he likes to hit butt but all with his consent moans are music to your ears and aftercare gets kinda hot

Ultra Magnus The king of rules has no solution, however he could break a few for you if you climb on his shoulder he will be scared because think about the amount of risks that there are try to be careful In private he is a gentleman but he will give you all the love you need He is like an old lover from the last century with letters, poems etc. Hot Things!!: He loves the fetish of blows (Bdsm) You want me to go faster, well, if you don't call him sir, he won't do anything.

Okey Comenzemos

Headcanons SFW/Nsfw adultrio

Ratchet

Ratchet podría parecer que no le interesas pero en realidad cada vez que caes siente como si te fueras a hacer el daño mas grande del mundo

Se encuentra muy pendiente de cualquier cosa sobre ti puede parecer ensimismado en su trabajo pero en verdad esta poniendo atención a cada cosa que dices o que se habla de ti

Como pareja es demasiado protector pero esta dispuesto a darte tu espacio

Se siente a gusto con tu compañía las charlas son muy reconfortantes para el

Hot Things!! :

Este doctor tiene un fetiche con el sexo riesgoso (Tener relaciones en lugares públicos o donde puedan ser descubiertos)

Le gusta el bondaje aveces le parece excitante que tus extremidades se encuentren atrapadas en una cuerda

¿Viejo? No cariño tiene mas energia que tu y ese tamaño ....!!

Los juegos medicos y cosplay de enfermera lo calentaran mucho

Optimus

Es bastante Sutil siempre sera muy cordial

aunque no sea constante los mimos estaran presentes en su relacion

Detras de su calida sonrisa hay dolor trata de conversar con el le calmara

Las veces que lo acompañas a misiones tienen largas charlas

Hot Things..!!:

Saca su lado salvaje en la cama

le gusta golpear trasero pero todo con su consentimiento

los gemidos son musica para sus oidos

y el cuidado posterior se vuelve algo caliente

Ultra Magnus

El rey de las reglas no tiene solucion, sin embargo podria romper unas cuantas por ti

si te subes en su hombro se asustara pues piensa en la cantidad de riesgos que hay trata de tener precacucion

En privado es todo un caballero pero te dara todo el amor que necesites

Es como un viejo amante del siglo pasado con cartas, poemas etc

Hot Things!!:

Le encanta el fetiche de golpes (Bdsm)

Quieres que valla mas rapido pues bueno si no lo llamas como señor el no hará nada

#transformers ocs #transformers #tfp x reader #tfp #ratchet x reader #transformers prime #optimus prime #smokescreen #tfpfotograf #tfp starscream #tfp soundwave #starscream #megatron #tfpnrw

[iaal]

Adult trio when shy s/o wants to body worship them for the first time?

Alright I really really loved this one, thanks for the ask! I hope you’ll have as much fun reading as I had writing it!

Hisoka:

He’s positively beaming.

The only thing he likes to be stroked more than his dick is his ego.

So if both of them are taken care of he’s on cloud nine.

He’d be pretty surprise that his shy s/o would show such fervor and wouldn’t stop even when they’re blushing like crazy.

At first he’d be too captivated to even move, not wanting to break whatever got into you.

He really didn’t think you had that in you and he’d praise you a lot in an unusually gentle voice.

That’s something he’d definitely encourage by toning down the teasing, at least for the first time.

But he’d need to hear you say how much you love his body.

Patiently he’d tell you how much he likes what you’re doing to him, patting your hear and caressing your face to fish every praise he could get out of you.

It would be rather hard for him to not just push inside you and fuck you senseless with how excited you made him.

Nonetheless he has enough self control to not ruin an enjoyable moment when he’s getting spoiled.

And because he’d really want you to ride him while still showing and expressing your appreciation.

When you’re ready, Hisoka would let you take control of the rhythm, not moving, savoring how your eyes and fingers admire his form.

The next round wouldn’t be that peaceful though.

Chrollo:

Although his pride lies in his intellect and skills, Chrollo isn’t indifferent to praise from his s/o when it comes to his body.

Especially his usually reserved s/o.

Initially he would mistaken your intention and think you’re initiating foreplay, that in itself would be a surprise, but he’d pick up what you have in mind and be quite astonished.

He’s used to respect from the Troupe but being touched with that much adoration is really new to him.

Father Chrollo approve of your devotion.

Sex is enjoyable for him but just relaxing and enjoying your sensual touch...he could spend the whole day just like that.

Like Hisoka he would want to hear your thought but not really press you about it, the silence isn’t bad either and he wouldn’t mind if you preferred to show instead of tell.

He’d really just focus on the sensation and the new expressions on your face.

As to reciprocate but mainly because he’d be fairly horny, he’d fuck you slowly.

He’d be unrushed, his thrust deep and wide, even halting for a while to let you continue to touch him to your heart content while he stays buried inside you.

After you came he would like you to resume what you were doing, only to his cock this time so he could finish in your mouth.

Illumi:

Has no idea what you’re doing.

You’re not usually that zealous and it took him off guard.

He’d be kind of awkward, not knowing what to do with his hands and not really understanding where this was going.

You’d need to gather your courage to tell him that you want to body worship him and explain what it means.

He’d just lie down and let you do what you want, his expression blank as ever, but he’d be pretty flattered and he loves when you show him adoration.

To his surprise he’d find that very pleasant and calming, playing with your hair absentmindedly on occasion and even letting some satisfied sigh escape him.

Once he’s got accustomed to the new sensations and the initial surprise wore off, the heat will rise in his body and he’d want to take you.

He’s not that patient and when he’s excited he doesn’t lose much time with foreplay, yet in this case he’d want to make your touch last longer.

The mix of being turned on and soothed at the same time would leave him perfectly content.

That would be one of the very veeeery rare opportunity when he wouldn’t mind if you were on top.

After all you’d need a reward for making him this serene.

#hxh #hunter x hunter #hisoka #chrollo #illumi #adultrio #smut #ask #hisoka headcanons #chrollo headcanons #illumi headcanons #adultrio headcanons #I just want to worship their ass daily #is it too much to ask?

[chrolloctrl]

How would be the adult trio in love ?? I'm really looking forward to your writing 😳😳💖💖💖🙏😎

omg this is something i’ve been thinking about so long since i feel like some people REALLY don’t write the adultrio well when they are in love. of course they are all borderline psychotic but i do not think they are incapable of love. i said what i said anyways let me continue

im going to do this as a head canon if thats okay!! if you want me eventually develop a specific character into a one shot i definitely will:)

warnings: like some mention of blood and fighting, maybe a lil mention of sexual things, nothing too bad tho theres one really explicit blood/gore mention in hisokas but that is a very hisoka thing so i have decided to leave it there

first i’m doing illumi bc yall miss with illumi so hard

okay so

first of all, he was a definitely a child with an avoidant attachment style

basically when mummy was there he was annoyed, when mummy left he didn’t care or was probably happy, and when mummy came back he was annoyed once again

this child did not experience love as a child

not once

zip

zero

nada

so u have to be patient with him im sorry to say

but it isn’t impossible

i think when he’s in love, he doesn’t realize it

he thinks he’s just in a sort of...agreement with you

but im telling u right now.. small acts of kindness are his love language

like if u guys were in a fight together and there was blood on ur clothes he would wash them and lay them on ur bed

and then u would be like “ok u didn’t have to do that thats so nice”

and he’d be like “i dont know what ur talking about”

and walk away

or

he would see like a book or something u like and read it just because u liked it too

he wouldn’t tell u tho he would just randomly bring up something from the book 

and you would be like “oh u read it?” 

and he would be like “no why would u think that”

and you would be like “:|”

with illumi u just have to be patient, i think eventually he would catch himself making ur bed one day and he would be like “fuck”

and realize he might have a thing for u

but he wouldnt believe it bc he is oh so emotionless and does not feel one thing at all

but he does he is just a liar

i think he would make his first move when he accidentally lets out all the emotions hes been faking not having and like just cries wishing he were loved and ur like

“i love u though illumi, a lot”

and he would just kiss u and like hug ur for 3 hours and then make u not talk about it ever again but u guys would just be in love and killua would be kinda pressed but he’d be happy u were illumi’s gon <3

okay let’s do chrollo next im sorry illumi’s was so long 

alright

as u can tell i am in love with this man

and everyone always bashes me bc he has no screentime and a pretty basic anime antagonist backstory

but out of all of the adultrio i think he falls in love the easiest and with someone nobody expects

like he is a mass murderer and thief and ur like...a flower shop worker

he would just be walking in yorknew city and see u reading some obsecure ass russian literature while working at a flower shop and he’d be like “wait im intrigued”

then he would talk to u and u would be like

:D

but also calm and reserved

and he would love that, someone who just vibes not a worry in the world

but then as he gets to know u he realizes u r not just a body bag who vibes

u r a human with actual emotions

something he probably swears he doesnt have

he would tell the rest of the troupe that ur just like...an experiment

and they would all buy it EXCEPT machi

she would be like “omg boss ur in love”

and chrollo would be like “um i dont feel that sry to say”

and machi would be like “ya sure lol”

you have no idea who he is like no clue he is the lead spider

but okay omg this part is gonna be corny

you would like hehe sorry im laughing thinking ab this

walking around yorknew city and he would almost step on a spider and u would be like “no!!! be careful!!” and pick up the spider and lightly set it into the grass

and chrollo would be like “why would u do that spiders r scary...right” *looks into the camera like hes on the office*

and u would be like “no..even spiders have feelings u know”

and then he would just like absolutely lose it he’d maintain composure but on the inside he would be like dhdkhduwojhfw

then he would kiss u and then he would finally tell the troupe the truth and machi would be sooo smug 

oh and the troupe def likes u like that is a given

ur just so innocent and sweet its like impossible not to like u u make everyone put away their tough guy acts

and then ya u guys probably read to each other u weird fucks

but its cute and i love

alright now for probably the person who would take the longest to love someone 

i dont know if u have read hisokas backstory one shot but i will try to explain the best i can

hisoka was in circus. lead man of circus say hisoka talented. lead man train hisoka to use nen. hisoka learns nen very fast. oh no serial killer is on the loose. oh no girl in circus almost get killed by serial killer. hisoka save girl. hisoka accuse lead man of being serial killer. lead man say yes lol i am. hisoka say okay i want 2 fight. lead man say sure lol i will kill u. hisoka kill lead man and girl in circus wonders where hisoka and lead man went.

okay now that thats out of the way

the girls name was abaki and i think hisoka liked her ngl

but that was before u know he got all gassed by killing lead man

he definitely thinks similar to illumi in the way that u r just a pawn in his plans

but u r def super strong and he is shook

he probably wants to fight u

but he still doesnt think ur strong enough

u live ur own life separately from his so he doesnt know much ab what u do in ur free time

one day he catches u training with someone else

and he won’t say it but hes lowkey pissed af

hes like “um wtf why didnt u ask me to train u

and ur like “literally why would i ever do that”

and hes like “what u think i cant train”

and ur like “u can barely control ur bloodlust hisoka :|” 

hes like “yeah u know ur right i guess”

but he doesnt stop thinking ab it bc like why wouldnt u train with him

u decide to go on ur own lil mission and try to fight someone you’ve been wanting to fight for a while

you invite hisoka just to watch, you tell him you just want him to sit around this time since you always sit around and watch him

he expects u to get beat to a pulp ngl

but you like completely obliterate the other person

this is too niche but u have such a gory fighting style. like ur def batshit crazy in a fight and loose all composure 

hisoka is shook bc he did not expect u to go that crazy

u like bite the other dudes jugular and blood splatters every where

that was so gross but idk im into that weird shit sorry im tw’ing that

but hisoka is a weird mf so that def makes him horny for u

he like takes u back to ur house while ur covered in blood and theres a crazy look in ur eye still

and he realizes hes in love with u bc ur just as crazy as him

i feel like ur guys relationships spawns bc of how crazy u both are. u guys probably summon demons for fun

i feel like his love language is more i do for u what u do for me

like if u save his ass in a fight, he’ll watch a cheesy movie for u

its def a give and receive vibe but it works

or if he saves ur ass he makes u guys take a bath together

and ur like “this is so cheesy”

and hes like “um ur having fun tho right” *crickets* “yea thats what i thought”

muah gonna think ab this before i go to bed

alr i think i wrote WAYYY too much omg these are all so long i am so sorry, too many thought in brain keyboard go woosh

hope u liked it though <3

#chrollo #illumi #hisoka #chrollo x reader #illumi x reader #hisoka x reader #adultrio #adultrio x reader #adultrio hc #hxh hcs #hunter x hunter #illumi hc #chrollo hc #hisoka hc #adultrio headcanons #i loved this omg head canons r fun to write #lmk what yall think #also im taking requests #pls

[reeeyachi]

ok i have no idea what to ask but STILL OK SO hit me with your best random headcanons about the adultrio

ok i know that i asked for this but to tell you the truth i only have crack headcanons for these three dorks. just. dumb stuff smh

hisoka:

dude loves makeup but he hates how his mascara or eyeliner smudges when he’s fighting so he had ‘em tattooed on his face

everything you see on his face are tattoos. he had his eyebrows shaved replaced with tattooed ones, tattooed lipstick, tattooed eyeliner. oh and the star and tear on his cheeks? tattooed, yup

on a normal day, he just sits on a bench at a park and sends random texts to everyone on his contacts. illumi receives most of the text but when he got kurapika’s number he sends him random messages as well. why? well, he’s bored and he’s actually having fun playing pranks and sending nudes

he doesn’t sent nudes to machi, tho. he sends her wholesome “good morning <3” texts and photos of spiders he’d see in his apartment with caption “this looks like danchou right? ^_^” because it’s only then that machi replies to him with a “???” and he laughs like he’s proud of his joke of something

hisoka holds the world record of largest house of cards ever built and he’s proud of it

illumi

just- *expensive taste*

illumi is the epitome of *rich bachelor* you know like those leading men in asian dramas who drive Mercedes Benz and wear designer clothes on a normal day

here to gracefully humiliate you with words for just plain existing. dude respects no one but his mom and dad and himself

has nightly skin care routine. also, don’t touch his hair if you don’t wanna DIE

hobbies: nothing

on a rest day, he just sleeps. he never puts his phone on silent because work might call so every single time it rings with a notification he checks, and every single one of them comes from hisoka. he doesn’t reply. well, except for that one text where hisoka said “knock knock ^_^” and illumi had to go to the front gate himself because he thought hisoka’s literally knocking on their door. he replied with “where are you?” then hisoka said “i’m inside your pants <3” and he’s just confused like “um, no you’re not”

later on he finds out that the “knock knock” was a joke but he just deadpans “ok”

on a more serious note: i headcanon 17 year-old illumi as floor master at heaven’s arena. like, he’s had that title for years that’s why he didn’t even think of getting a hunter license until he landed a job that required it

chrollo

has a bookshelf full of different versions and volumes of the Bible and memorizes where each one is specifically located

owns encyclopedias. in complete volumes

writes philosophical essays in the dark. is proud of himself for being *poetic*

is secretly proud of himself for impressing troupe members. he fucking loves the attention he loves the spotlight. it feels like a declamation and everyone claps for him at the end. it makes him feel validated and “Ahh~!”

reality is a social construct. everything is dispensable. nothing has a purpose. time is relative. human life is temporary. everything you own is not yours. money is but a piece of paper. a waste of natural resources. we will all die in the end anyway so YOLO

YOLO but does nothing but sit on the couch and read about vampires while stroking his chin and nodding and muttering “interesting...” under his breath

#bro i had so much fun writing these??? wtf lmaooo #thank you for sending an adultrio ask it was fun <3 #asks #adultrio #hisoka #illumi #chrollo #hunter x hunter #hxh headcanons #adultrio headcanons

[peachiipark]

Adult Trio with a s/o who has been abused in the past and has a hard time showing affection. She often hides behind them or (for Chrollo) under his jacket.

i'm so sorry if any of you can relate to this too. honestly, im writing a bit of this from experience 😭

this is going to be a bit ooc.. i just want my boys to be normal 🚶‍♀️

chrollo lucilfer!

chrollo would be the most understanding out of the three. i also imagine that he would be the first to notice your behavior!

when he introduced you to the troupe, you hid yourself inside of his jacket.

you jumped and blanked out whenever he loudly called out your name. he didn't even mean to be aggressive.

the members assumed that you were just sensitive or shy, but chrollo finally realized what was going on when you cringed at him trying to cup your cheek.

"what happened to you, my love?"

"i really don't want to talk about it.. i'm sorry."

he never wanted forced anything out of you, but chrollo eventually got you to open up about everything.

of course, he got the troupe to go after them and their entire family.

but he also wanted to help you heal. in the past, majority of the phantom troupe members experienced their fair share of abuse, so he understands you.

chrollo makes sure to ask you about your triggers and makes sure that NO ONE makes you feel unsafe or uncomfortable.

illumi zoldyck!

even though he's been through the same thing, illumi was quite insensitive in the beginning.

"how are you ever going to put up with the real dangers in this world if you can't even handle me raising my voice at you?"

once you storm off, illumi still thinks he didn't say anything wrong, untill he realized that you were gone for hours

after he found you, illumi apologized and asked you to tell him what happened

you didn't want to name any names since you knew what he'd do, but it ended up happening anyway

illumi never wants you to leave him, so he ends up watching his actions and trying his hardest to comfort you if you were to get triggered (although it's not the best 😭)

you'd probably get more sympathy out of like.. kalluto or canary than illumi honestly 💀

he does actually try to help you heal

hisoka morrow!

was just messing around with empty threats when he realized that you were genuinely scared.

he'd walk up to you, lift up your chin with his finger, and give you a smile.

"i don't bite, my fruit. i certainly won't hurt you unless you try to harm me first."

honestly, hisoka had a rough past as well. he understands that you have limits and will try not to push them.

he won't go after the person/people who hurt you, but if he saw them in the street.. let's just say they're done for!

usually does the talking on your part. however, seeing as he's hisoka, expect him to try and get you to open up.

accompany on: to the masterlist!

#hxh #adultrio #chrollo lucilfer #chrollo x you #chrollo hunter x hunter #chrollo headcanons #chrollo imagine #chrollo fluff #hxh illumi #illumi x y/n #illumi headcanons #illumi #illumi zoldyck #hisoka headcanons #hisoka x y/n #hisoka x reader #hisoka #hisoka morow #hisoka morrow #hisoka morrow x reader

[portellini]

- Adult Trio with a Kurta S/O -

Requests are open - I think I opened them idk how they work :/

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- Hisoka -

- He teases and annoys you just to admire your eyes as they change

- For the most part I don't think Hisoka would treat any different. As long as your strong and entertaining. Bet he's gonna joke about fighting Chrollo, saying "I'll make sure to beat him good just for you~".  Doesn't actually care he just wants to fight Chrollo and it's coincidental that he's someone his S/O probably despises🤡.

- Although, from what we saw with Kurapika the Scarlet Eyes made him a specialist. Sooo, if these eyes make you stronger than usual, Hisoka is gonna try and fight you whenever you get mad just to see how strong you get. That would be a plus since Hisoka would be more interested in you if it meant you were stronger.

- If his S/O still suffers from trauma I doubt he'd be much help, and would accidentally trigger some memories. Although, when his S/O breaks down or starts to cry, there'd be a slight chance he'd walk over and hold them gently while staying silent.

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- Illumi -

- The Scarlet Eyes are one of the most valued treasures, so Illumi would be way more protective over you. This would mean stricter precautions and constant surveillance. Doubt he'd even let you leave the mountain without multiple butlers or himself.

- If his S/O is strong and would freely roam around, Illumi would still keep multiple trackers on his S/O to make sure where they were at all times.

- Illumi might find the Scarlet Eyes useful to have for the Zoldyck bloodline and have a stronger urge for heirs.  :/

- I do think that when his S/O's eyes turn red, he would pause to gaze into them, because 1 the eyes are beautiful and 2nd it's his S/O.

- If the S/O did get snatched and was killed for their eyes... Whoever did it would be hunted and gutted, and Illumi would keep their eyes somewhere in the Zoldyck house where he would mourn them.

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- Chrollo -

- .......... Why? Mans killed your whole fam. You gotta be tripping If you're in love with the man who killed your whole clan in such a brutal way. Anyways, maybe you got kidnapped and he keeps you as his personal treasure, or you were outcasted by the clan and took part of the murder for revenge. 🤷🏻‍♀️

- Every time your eyes turned red Chrollo would no doubt admire them while holding you close in his lap. He sees you as HIS treasure and nothing can change that. — "You're the most beautiful treasure I've ever put my hands on." — Could see him purposefully triggering you just to see your eyes turn red.

- If you're not a part of the Troupe he'd probably keep you secluded in a undisclosed building/ house that he owns.

- If you are a part of the Troupe, he'd probably trust in your abilities and not care that much for your safety. Although, if you got hurt, whoever was responsible would be punished severely.

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#anime #x reader #chrollo x you #hisoka x reader #hisoka x you #illumi x reader #illumi x y/n #hunter x hunter #hxh x you #hxh x y/n #hxh x reader #chrollo headcanons #hxh illumi #hxh hisoka #hxh chrollo #hxh headcanons #hisoka headcanons #illumi headcanons #adultrio #headcanon #chrollo lucilfer #hisoka morrow x reader #illumi zoldyck #chrollo x reader #kurta #hxh kuroro #chrollo imagine #yandere hxh #newwriter #anime x y/n

[sawakochankitty]

You go on your first date with illumi. You make a joke about him. He pulls out a needle. You flinch. But his needle is a cake pop. He shares the cake pop needle with you. Lemon cake pops, how delectable

#illumi zoldyck #illumi #hunter x hunter #hxh #hunterxhunter #hisoka #adultrio #illumi x reader #headcanon #illumi headcanons #illumi headcanon #kurapika #leorio #gon #killua

[narrators-journal]

How would Yandere Chrollo, Hisoka, and Illumi react to a fem reader who has a super high sex drive, she is very indifferent to them outside of sex along with seeming bored with their presence and always being distracted with other things if she isn’t engaging in intimacy?

Hey there! This might be a bit iffy since I wrote it when i was super duper tired, but I hope it's enjoyable!

Chrollo

Chrollo with a hypersexual, aloof partner is fifty-fifty on whether he'd appreciate it.

It depends on why he chose that particular Darling in the beginning. if it's for more cuddly, physical contact without a requirement for physical movement he'll break them of that nasty habit quickly and cut them down to a normal sexual appetite. If he's only wanting her for sex, it'll be no issue at all for a while.

Although, after a while of this, even he'd grow tired of the emotional distance.

Chrollo has a habit of getting multiple darlings so he can receive affection no matter where he ends up, but he maxes his harem at five, so when he does get time to spend with one of his Darlings, he expects appropriate affection.

If she acts bored around him, he'd be super offended and demand attention and for her to at a bare minimum act interested.

He is usually a very quiet, calculating man, but he's still human, and when he feels the need for attention, cuddles, or sex, he can get a bit irrational and temperamental.

He'd handle you acting bored or disinterested in him the same way, he'd manipulate, threaten, or use a power on you to change that.

Hisoka

Hisoka pops in and out of your life, so he's not really against a purely sexual Darling.

The issue comes up during the times when Hisoka gets a craving for a hint of domestication, complete the fantasy of house.

He'd be insanely offended and hurt that you seem so bored and uninterested in him outside of intimacy. He's a human, he does enjoy the odd cuddle session or talking to his pets during his visits.

He's just all-around not used to being given the cold shoulder by his Darlings. Most fear him enough to at least feign civility, but your complete disinterest whenever he's not down to fuck? it's upsetting.

If threats and his sadistic games don't change this, he'd honestly be at a loss.

Darlings aren't fun unless they react to him, give him affection, run from him, do something other than freezing him out save for intercourse.

After his shock, he'd do everything he can to get your attention beyond the bedroom.

Hisoka would grow to be even more obsessed with the reader, out of the sheer fact that she's a challenge that annoys him.

Illumi

Honestly, this type of Darling would be Illumi's dream girl.

He's not emotionally open, so he's fine with you only wanting him for sex, it's basically all he wants you for anyway.

Hypersexuality too? Illumi'd love that, it makes breeding so much easier than if you hated him and were more skittish about sex.

He doesn't care if you act bored of him, he simply wants you to make babies, so save for the occasional cuddle and conversation, he doesn't require much.

seriously, emotional investment isn't actually important to him.

The only real demand that doesn't fit well with a darling like this is when you get distracted when he's talking to you.

Other than that, Illumi'd love a Darling like this.

#hxh #hunter x hunter #chrollo lucilfer #illumi zoldyck #hisoka morrow #adultrio #headcanons #ask

[ninja-bitch]

could you do a hxh adultrio relationship h/c with a female s/o if you wouldn’t mind pls?

This ask is sending me because I’ll be honest none of these guys would make a good bachelor. They’re all horrible. But y’know, we do be into it, so??? You probably already know that and you know anon I’m supporting you a 100%, I would too, I would. I have no survival instinct. Leorio is right there and we all fall for murderer clowns (I’m counting Chrollo in) and the grudge lady ripoff aelflzarnglkznrkz. Don’t mind me! 

Thanks for the ask love <3

Warning: For Chrollo’s behaviour tbh, quite manipulative. Overall the adultrio is pretty bad. Self care would be staying away. Pretty sure Hisoka wants to kill the reader.

Chrollo relationship HCs (SFW)

He’s a hoe who would sleep with the enemy to get information. I said what I said. Do not expect fidelity. He wouldn’t see doing that as cheating. Also, he may or may not have an ulterior motive when he gets in a ‘relationship’

He’d be an asshole. He’d be an asshole that you see once a year who brings the most expensive gifts but you don’t know what he does, he’s always vague.

Very good at speaking his way out of an argument and blame, you’d end up questioning your own behaviour. Oh but he’d be so charming, maybe he’s right?

No but he’d appreciate domesticity too, he’d find it relaxing, he’d actually force it a bit. It would all feel like you’re playing on a stage though if you pick up on his behaviour, like he’s got small tells, he’s good but maybe, maybe he wants you to find out he’s not that good of a person.

But overall very good at playing house (is that the English term???). I do think he’d be good at making someone feel loved, important and smart. He’d be quite nice, but then he would crush you with the most revealing truths about yourself that you try to ignore, he’d do it at random times. I feel like he’d like to do that and then read his partner’s reactions. He’d love to just test things, like a whole experiment. Oh human emotions, let’s see.

I feel like he’d question his own emotions too. But I don’t think he’d be one to fall in love. Maybe he could, who knows? He doesn’t know. He wants to know.

It wouldn’t be a balanced relationship. He’d kind of show up when he wants to, expect a partner to welcome him with open arms, not ask too many questions and definitely expects them to answer all of his. He’d know a partner by heart too. He’d learn to read them quickly.

Very nice conversationalist though. He’d love to share about lots of things that aren’t related to him specifically. He’d appreciate a partner that could follow and talk about anything.

If they figure out what he does he’d actually be proud. Yes ok you figured it out, I steal and kill people for a living, what are you going to do now? He’d be thrilled, are they going to be scared, are they going to ignore that, call cops? Are they going to be happy? He’d be one to date a ‘regular’ person, a civilian, so I doubt they’d be happy about that but well, they could be.

I could also see him having a playful relationship with another thief or hunter. Or even a member of the law, like a detective or something. Do you know killing eve? He’d be Villanelle.

I don’t think he’d talk about them to the troupe, unless they were put in danger and he couldn’t act on it, because despite being a distant, player bitch he still wouldn’t take kindly seeing a partner in harm’s way. If that make sense. He wouldn’t call them his partner, just someone that’s got to be protected here and now. They’d figure it out though, they don’t really care.

Illumi relationship HCs (SFW)

Now, this dude would be the one who’d come the closest to have an actual relationship with someone, next to Chrollo (who’d just be playing house again). How the turntables. No-feelings Illumi is THAT guy.

I feel like his attitude wouldn’t change much with a s/o. He’d get with them and be like, ok so now : marriage, children. Good good good. He’d be pretty blunt about all that.

First I do not know who that guy would go for. But he would make the first move, I don’t think he’d like if someone flirted with him uninvited (unless he’s already into them maybe?), you wouldn’t know I’ll be honest, but if he’s willing to spend some of his precious time with you, it’s a huge sign.

He’d move quickly, it would be overwhelming. Like hey we started dating about 2 weeks ago (And to be honest there’s no change overall in his behaviour) but here’s my mom. Don’t mind her, she’ll try and have you murdered, see if you can take it. If you have what it takes to date her son.  That is if you can open their front door. Like that’s the first step.

Nah but he’d be quite curious about a s/o’s behaviour I think. Like you’ll probably be more expressive than he is. He’d actually like that, but would also apply rules that apply to his family to a partner. Like don’t be too lovey dovey and weak that’ll put you both in danger and that might also annoy him. Though he’d appreciate marks of affections, given at the right time and place. So in private I think.

Would take forever to have a first kiss with someone, maybe they’d have sex before he does that. Or maybe his partner will do that first. He isn’t one for PDA and he doesn’t see it as a huge sign of affection. He may change is mind on that though.

I don’t think he’d fall in love, or at least not easily, I think it would rather be him and this person, his possession (almost) who he doesn’t mind much. Now if they were to really join the family that could change.

Nah but he’d always know where you are and what you’re doing. He’d leave you alone, but he would know, that’s his way of being affectionate. He’d show up unannounced a lot. Like hey I was killing someone in the neighbourhood, here’s their necklace, I thought it looked good.

He’d the only one that would genuinely remember your birthday (the other probably have ulterior motives if they do) but he wouldn’t do anything. You wouldn’t know. Good job Illumi.

Hisoka relationship HCs (SFW but also NSFW-ish)

Lmao, the WORST. Does he want to fight or fuck who knows? He probably wants both and more.

I do not think he’d get in a relationship at all, at least not a regular one. He’d visit a ‘partner’ quite a lot though. Would be one to use the word boyfriend or grilfriend just to annoy them, not genuinely.

He’d still try and fuck a lot of other people too. He’d be a far better fuck buddy I’ll be honest. I feel like he would make it sexual, strictly sexual anyway. Wouldn’t care if they fucked someone else, the more the merrier, he wants to be invited.

Wouldn’t hide what he does for a living (I mean, what does he do really?) and would love to keep his intentions to fight them known at all times.

Nah, but he’d love to play games. Like tease a partner about everything and anything, flirt, let them think he loves them and then ditch. You’d never know what the truth is. 

Oh but he’d both be very good at praising and belittling someone. Whatever he feels like doing to be honest. 

Sometimes he can be nice and more serious, those are the weirdest, most uncomfortable times. Is it real? Is he getting real with you or is he just playing? It would feel so out of character, you wouldn’t know and you’d want to trust it. Don’t

Nah but if they were to suggest a relationship, he’d find it quite fun though. I think he might get in a relationship just for the hell of it, like can you entertain him? Let’s hope he doesn’t get bored too quickly because I think he’d find regular relationships quite boring. If they were to have the same mindset he’d be thrilled. You’re both clowns.

Would be one to love arguments and start them for drama. He’d say some out of pocket shit just to rile them up, that makes him horny.

I want to say he wouldn’t take them on a date, and hell, if he did you’d probably be arrested for outrage or some shit. But would love to hang out. Would use someone as a scapegoat.

Now again, I don’t think he’d fall for someone, but he’d be able to value them a lot. He could quickly change is mind though. Would sacrifice them if it meant he could keep on living and doing his own shit. But you know, I feel like he might get a soft spot for someone. He’d realise it and ditch though. No in this fucking house. He’s not the one being played.

But he could also become very protective, in an unhealthy way. Like that’s my ripe fruit person thing, I get to harm them not you.

Now I don’t know why you’d want to do that but he’d be wonderful if you introduced him to your family. He’d be having a lot of fun. They would love him. Give or take.

#chrollo x reader #illumi x reader #hisoka x reader #adultrio #hxh x reader #hxh headcanons #we do not proof read we die like men #Will i end up contradicting myself ? maybe #idk english #what am i writing? #Idk

[thatoneanimehcgirl]

Adult trio dick energy headcanon

(I did this for what? I don't know..)

Adults trio Shlongs sizes (Nsfw)

Hisoka

He's PACKING!!!

I'm talking about he's BIG! and THICK!

I mean he's taking souls.

He's comes around 8 inches long and 5 inches around.

He doesn't have a curve (if you do it's not a bad thing).

He has visible veins but you can't really can't tell.

Maybe he has a piercing on his shlong.

He knows he's packing and that why he's as cocky.

He's also knows how to use that dangerous ass weapon in the sheets too (RUN FOR YOUR LIFES).

The person who took his virginity didn't even know they was having sex with a virgin and possibly still doesn't.

On god you don't want to to be his man hookup or s/o when he's mad and wants to take it out one someone sexually (I'll pray for you if you are).

And lastly DO NOT TEASE THIS MAN!!! He'll break you, okay sweetie?

(Idk why but I was so aggressive writing this lmao)

Chrollo

Now y'all know daddy is straight up PACKING!

He's not like hisoka, no, he likes to surprise you when it pops out of his pants.

Don't worry he's taking souls too.

He's cock (ugh I hate that word) is round 7½ to 8 inches long and 4½ of 5 inches round.

He doesn't have a curve.

He has veins but barley visible though (if yours visible it's not a bad thing).

Just because he has lightbulbs on his ear doesn't have a piercing on his shlong, okay?

He's only cocky about his shlong when someone insults his game or when he's inside someone.

Yes, he knows how to use that dangerous weapon he got.

He was every open about being a virgin with the person who took his virginity and they were kind enough to let him practices on them and one of his books helped him out too.

He's an gentleman when in the sheets unless he's extremely pissed off (it's better to be pissed off than pissed on *squidward laugh*) or when his one of his hookup or his s/o says "fuck your little spider daddy" then his daddy mode kicks in.

He has a daddy kink and you can not tell me other wises, PERIOD!

(Ong I simp for this man)

Illumi

I have a deep hatred for this man but I can't lie about his man having big dick energy but he doesn't care.

He's doesn't care that he has a big cock (ugh I just made myself cringe like a bitch) .

He's always working but when get gets you in the sheet then your soul is his.

He's coming in with a shlong that is 7½ inches long and 4½ round.

He has a barely noticeable curve.

He has noticeable veins.

Do I have to say this? You know what?...fuck it, I'm just gonna say it...this man has pins in his ears so what makes you think he wouldn't have it in his shlong, huh?

He doesn't care what you think about how big it is or how his performance in the sheets is.

He knows how to use it but he's just a little rusty because he never have a day off.

He was on a job or something like that and had a quickie and that's how he lost his virginity or something like that .

I sure you can flip his daddy switch on by saying "fuck you me pin cushion" or with a little pin play.

He secretly has daddy kink and I mean a deadly controlling daddy kink.

(I still have hatred for this man and for a good reason too)

#hisoka marrow #chrollo lucilfer #illumi zoldyck #hxh adultrio #hxh hisoka #hxh chrollo #hxh illumi #hisoka hxh #chrollo hxh #illumi hxh #hisoka headcanons #chrollo headcanons #illumi headcanons #hunter x hunter headcanon #hxh headcanons #hxh anime #hunter x hunter anime #hxh #hunter x hunter #anime headcanons #anime

[moralobjection]

Im starting to write headcanons and short stories for Hunter x Hunter, so if anyone has any requests let me know! :)

#hxh #hxh x reader #hxh headcanons #hxh adultrio #adultrio #hunter x hunter #hisoka #chrollo #illumi

[op-peccatori]

Wicked Eyes & Wicked Hearts | Chrollo Lucilfer (nsfw)

Fandom: Hunter x Hunter 

Pairing: Chrollo Lucilfer/Fem!Reader

Rating: Explicit/18+

Word Count: 8073

Summary: Over the course of your life, you’ve picked up several bad habits you’d be better off without. However, there is one in particular that you just can’t seem to quit–one with wicked eyes and lethal charm. 

a/n: the culmination of months’ worth of absolute, raw THIRST for this sexy asshole. I hate him!!!! I had to get this out of my system so I can go back to writing for my MLQC boys. 

the title is a quest from one of my all-time favourite games-DA: Inquisition. I do not own it, nor do I own Chrollo/Hunter x Hunter.

(warnings/tags under the cut)

Warnings/Tags: explicit sexual content, explicit language, pwp, oral sex (semi-public), vaginal sex, OOC+possessive Chrollo because we’re pretending he has any capacity for love outside the spider, some soft!yandere if you squint, unhealthy relationship, gotta edit this once I’ve apologised to a picture of Kurapika

Dark red swirls in the glass with slow twists of your wrist, your chin resting in the palm of your hand as you sit at the bar. 

The marble-top your elbow rests on is just as ornate as everything else in the ballroom, and as pretty as it all is to look at–you’re bored out of your mind. Clad in soft satin, skin exfoliated and highlighted to perfection, your makeup subtle but precise; this is not how you’d pictured your night going. 

A glance over your shoulder confirms your best friend’s continued safety, although you hadn’t actually come here to guard him. He had enticed you with promises of inexhaustible alcohol, food, and plenty of eye-candy. Your hopes of finding a secret corner with a handsome stranger are dwindling, and there is very little fun to be had alone when your partner in crime has the host of the party wrapped around him. 

A Prince tenth in line to the throne–but royalty nonetheless, a man Stefan seems inexplicably smitten with. You’re currently on royal property, and the experience isn’t as exciting as it should be. This is not somewhere you want to get wasted, which helps you keep one of the promises you’ve made to yourself: that you’ll stop getting inebriated to the point of losing common sense. 

It’s the start of a new year, after all. Or it will be, in about two hours. 

Just as you take another sip, there’s a brush of a hand over your shoulder–your pulse quickens as your breath stutters, and you curse yourself for the hope that blooms in your chest even as you turn around. Soft blue eyes lock with yours, and the butterflies in your stomach die a quick death. 

“Hi, I couldn’t help but notice you’ve been on your own for a while...” You blink up at the blond man, who takes it as an indication to continue. “Would it be safe to assume you aren’t waiting for anybody and ask if I could sit here?” he adds, pointing at the empty seat next to you. 

Are you waiting for someone?

‘No.’

You smile up at him, gesturing for him to take a seat. “I’m ___.” 

“I’m John.” He waves down the bartender. “I’ll have what the lady’s having.” He waits for the drink to be placed in front of him before turning back to you, swivelling in his chair to face you. “So, ___–this might be a little straightforward, but how is it that a lady as beautiful as you are all alone?”

His words would have been annoying, had they not been said with complete sincerity and a touch of bafflement. He appears to be in his early thirties, garbed in an immaculate white suit, his hair coiffed neatly.

“I did come here with a friend, actually. But he’s a little,” you punctuate your next words with a nod at the couple grinding on the dance floor, completely offbeat to the pop song playing in the background. “Pre-occupied. Can’t hold it against him, though.” 

“They do look rather smitten with each other,” he agrees, his eyes crinkling with amusement. 

“What about you? No hot date for NYE?” The man looks like he could be on the cover of a fashion magazine, and you can already see a few pairs of envious eyes trained on the two you. 

It’s then that he wiggles his hand, a silver band glinting from around his finger. “My date’s out of the country, on business. I work with the Prince, so I figured I might as well skip the moping tonight.” 

Something unwinds in your chest, even though you should be at least a little disappointed. “Crying yourself to sleep wouldn’t be a great start to the year, huh?“ 

“Hey, I don’t do that every day,” he says, mock outrage colouring his tone. “And no, it wouldn’t be–according to my wife.” 

“Well, then, if it’s decent company you’re looking for, I’ll try my best,” you say seriously, your lips curling up when he laughs. “We’ll need to make sure you’re far from tearful when you talk to her.”

“I’d be grateful if you could manage that. Wouldn’t be easy, this is the first time we’re not together in about five years,” he sighs, morose, before at straightening back up. “You didn’t fully answer my question, though.”

“Hm?” 

“You can’t tell me you haven’t seen the boys hovering, hoping for a glance. Have none of them managed to catch your eye?” 

You’re a bit taken aback by the question, as John looks genuinely invested in your answer.

“Um, no. Not really.“ Your heart squeezes pathetically within its cage and you hope it doesn’t show on your face.

“What about the redhead by the window? I’ve met him a few times, he seems like a decent fellow.” You both look over your shoulders simultaneously, studying the man in question. He notices right away, perking up, and you both turn back to the bar.

You squint at him suspiciously. “John, are you trying to play wingman?”

“I’m just a sucker for romance. And you looked lonely,” he shrugs, unfazed by your offended look. “Unless you’re just not interested in that.” 

You pause to take another sip, weighing your words in your head. You wonder what you should say, and if there is even anything to say. John, however, seems to have found something in your expression, nodding swiftly. 

“Ah. I see.” 

“You do?” 

“Yep,” he affirms, studying your face as if he’s discovered a crucial clue. “There is someone.” 

You avert your eyes uncomfortably, suppressing the urge to slump over. “No, there isn’t...not exactly.” 

“Whoever he is, he’s an idiot for not being here with you tonight.” 

“I couldn’t exactly ask him,” you laugh, genuinely amused by the thought. “We’re not like that.” 

John shakes his head, reaching out to pat the back of your hand. “You don’t have to talk about it if it troubles you.” 

“I don’t think there is anything to talk about,” you say nonchalantly, but John doesn’t seem to buy it. He smiles gently, waving down the bartender for refills.

“You know, ___, you have very expressive eyes.” 

You can’t quite bring yourself to say anything to that. 

“And if he can’t see what I, a near stranger, can see in your eyes–then my point stands. He’s an idiot.” 

With that, you seem to have made a new friend. It’s the first time you’ve even hinted at your secret heartache to someone besides Stefan. It’s ridiculous, really, but it’s your reality. One that you can’t seem to escape no matter how hard you try. 

When John asks if you want to dance, you agree, all too eager to escape the jumbled mess of your thoughts. He’s a good partner, if a bit clumsy. His wife is the one who usually leads, he tells you. You’re amused by how often he seems to bring up his wife, but it’s quite endearing. His love for her oozes from his tone, his eyes, his words and you can only wonder if you will ever get to experience this. 

John twirls you around the marbled floor with a lot of enthusiasm, drawing high-pitched giggles from you and exasperated looks from those around you. And so you’re confused when, just as he begins to send you spinning once more, his eyes move to a point over your head, perplexity bleeding into his expression. You only get a glimpse of it before you’re spinning–only for John’s grip on your hand to slip away as you’re spin right into another figure. 

The subtle tones of leather and coffee hit your senses and your heart stumbles at the familiar combination. Your eyes rove over the sleek black suit, the white shirt stretching over lean muscles, the hands resting on your waist, holding you in place. Your eyes fly up before you finish processing all of this, and this time, when clever grey eyes meet yours, your heart flutters hopelessly. 

“Chrollo.” 

“___,” he greets you with a smile that borders on flirtatious, unfairly thick lashes lowering slightly as he takes in your attire. The one habit you haven’t been able to quit, pulling you closer, brushing his lips over the shell of your ear. “You look beautiful.” 

Your face feels warm, yet you try for indifference despite it. You glance back at John, who’s still staring at you with a raised brow, looking a little too interested. “Isn’t this place a little too...low-scale for you?” you say pointedly, looking around to see if any of his friends are here with him. There’s nothing for him to take here, no treasure to steal, as far as you know. Unless...

Alarmed, your eyes fly back to him. He couldn’t be here to kill somebody. 

He looks amused by your words, but when you try to step away his grip only tightens, sending electrifying flutters down your spine. “There’s no need to look so worried. Now,” he begins, looking over your head at John. “Won’t you introduce me to your...friend?” 

It’s the last thing you want to do, but John doesn’t seem to realize that as he steps up to you both with a wide smile. “I’m John.” 

“Chrollo,” he says with a charming grin that only serves to tighten the ball of anxiety and delight in your stomach. 

“It’s a pleasure to meet you,” John says, shaking his hand joyously, before looking back at you. “I guess he’s not an idiot after all, huh?” 

You wish the ground would open up and swallow you, avoiding Chrollo’s eyes when they try to meet yours.

‘John, for the love of all that is holy-please shut up,’ you think hard, staring him at him desperately, hoping he’ll get it. He does seem to understand something, but it’s not what you meant. 

“Well then, I’ll leave ___ in your capable hands, Chrollo,” he chuckles, waggling his brows at you. “Have fun, kiddos.” With that, he leaves you standing in the middle of the crowd with the man you’ve been hoping and dreading to see for months. 

‘Kiddos.’ In any other situation, you would’ve found it hilarious. Said right to his face, you can only hope he’s in a forgiving mood. 

As the music transitions into something gentler, Chrollo pulls you close again. The lights dim as you both sway to the music, and your heart finally settles down. You’re nearly hidden away in the middle of the floor, surrounded by countless dancing partners and friends, but you barely register their presence.

“Your date gave you up faster than I thought he would,” he remarks, his hand shifting on your waist, the other clasping your trembling hand firmly.

“He’s married,” you say flatly. He simply cocks a brow at you, and you nearly marvel at how easy it is to fall back into this. 

“I know.” 

“He’s a friend!” 

“Must be, if you’ve already discussed me with him.” His tone is sly, and your embarrassment makes a swift comeback. 

“Who says I was talking about you?” you say retort, twirling into a spin, only for your voice to die in your throat as it ends with his face close, the tip of your nose brushing his. 

His eyes, previously clear and twinkling, are somehow brighter with something dangerous lurking in their depths.

“He was right, you know,” Chrollo murmurs, his breath mingling with yours. “Your eyes really do give you away.” 

Your heart pounds as you’re spun around, your back pressed into his front, still swaying almost unconsciously. Your body moves with every subtle shift of his, his fingers undulating along your sides almost covetously. Once more, you can only marvel at your overactive imagination as it offers up flashes of your previous encounters involving the infamous spider, and the things you could do if you could just find a quiet place.

“You never said what brought you here,” you say, swallowing heavily when you feel his warm breath on the nape of your neck. 

“Isn’t it obvious?” He turns you back around, and there’s a subtle smile curling along his mouth. “Unless you do think I’m an idiot.” 

Flustered, you look away, but he tugs at your waist until there’s less than an inch between you.

“I have to wonder, though,” he muses, his hand sliding down to rest on the swell of your ass while the other slithers up your back. Your hands brace against his chest lightly. “If you weren’t actually expecting me–who, then, did you doll up for?” 

At this, you sniff delicately, finding your balance and refraining from rolling your eyes. “Do I need to dress up for someone? It’s NYE.” Granted, you had been hoping he would show up, but there is no way in hell you would ever admit that. 

“And here I thought this was all for me,” he sighs, and his tone would have actually led you to believe he was hurt–if not for the way he squeezes your plump rear, and the fact that you do, to a certain extent, know him. 

And so you hesitate, going over words you could and shouldn’t say. 

“That was a little presumptuous, wouldn’t you say?” you tease lightly, glancing up at him before averting your eyes quickly. 

“No, I wouldn’t,” he counters, his smile sharp and knavish. His lips brush your cheek, his next words breathed into your skin. “After all, you’re well aware of how much I love you in satin.” 

Yes, you do.

Your mind, the traitorous thing that it is, stumbles over the ‘I love you’ despite the accompanying words. Even so, you duck your head, aware of how easily he can still read you. 

“I just liked the dress,” you grumble, annoyed by his breathy laugh at your pout. 

“I like it too. Then-“ He’s closer now, his mouth at your ear, your breasts pressing into his chest. “I guess you really liked the gift I sent you too?” 

For a second, you’re unable to comprehend his words. Your mind tries to work through the events of the evening–when, when, when? 

Chrollo, who has by now pulled back to be entertained by your reaction, spots the panic in your eyes at once. “Ah, don’t worry, you didn’t accidentally flash anyone.”

His words are reassuring, and yet there’s a hidden implication in them. “Did you...was it here?” you ask slowly. 

At your question, his gentle smile shifts into something more cunning. “No.” 

You stare at him in mortification. 

“I didn’t actually mean to peek,” he clarifies, making you feel a bit better–and then he continues. “You should’ve drawn the curtains.” You live on the fifteenth floor. “And you looked so sad as you were looking at my gift, I just-“ 

Unable to bring yourself to continue listening, you step away hastily, your fists clenched at his teasing tone. Without waiting for another word, you turn on your heel and exit through the first door you come across. 

The fact of the matter is–you had been sad. You had sat there with that box in your hands for over an hour. Because you missed him. You ached for him, after months of radio silence. You had thought that was it, that it was done because he’d never gone so long without making even a brief appearance to turn your life upside down. 

Because, despite everything–him being who he is, never saying goodbye, just leaving behind cold sheets and a fading scent–he’s carved himself a place in your heart so deeply you’re unsure if you will ever be able to evict him. You’ve certainly tried. 

You’ve stalked your way out of the room to what looks like the poolside; this side of the building is just as grand as the ballroom, with its carefully carved pillars and the shallow pools of water you catch glimpses of through archways, that seem to cover the entirety of one side of the room. 

You don’t feel his presence behind you but you duck behind a wall anyway, coming to face the still water. Your face is still uncomfortably warm, your eyes burning–with tears, with anger, and with the aching vulnerability of being seen through so easily yet again. You’ve experienced his sharp perceptiveness first-hand, but this is the firm time he’s referred to your feelings for him so openly, if indirectly. 

You sense him nearby, shifting to look around the safety of the wall when you feel his hand catching yours from behind you; his arms slide around your waist before you can whirl around, pulling you back into his chest. It leaves you facing the gilded walls instead, the slight chill in the air cut off by the warmth emanating from him. 

It's when you feel his lips on your neck that the fight leaves you, the brief contact frustratingly soothing. "Did I go too far?" 

"Yes."

You feel his mouth curve up, pressed as it is into your skin. "Which part?"

The words bubble at the back of your throat, but you swallow them stubbornly. His thumb rubs small circles over the skin under your breast, sparking every nerve to attention, if he moves his hand just a little–

“It couldn’t have been me watching you dress,” he says casually, sliding his mouth further up and sideways until he’s kissing the tender skin underneath your ear. “That’s something you enjoy, if I recall correctly...” 

Your lips part slightly as he nips at your skin playfully. 

“Chrollo, someone might see us,” you whisper, knowing full well he doesn’t care–and neither do you, not really. He just laughs at your attempt at stilling his wandering hands and mouth.

“No one’s going to be around to see us,” he assures you, teeth grazing the delicate shell of your ear. 

“Ah, but-“ 

“Don’t try to change the subject, ___.” His words are accompanied by a chiding tug at your earlobe. His hand splays at your hip, his mouth returning to peppering soft kisses along the slender slope of your neck.

Your hand settles on top of his, fingers lacing together as your eyes blink shut. His nose burrows briefly into the junction between your neck and shoulder, inhaling deeply. 

“I’ve missed you too, you know,” he purrs, the words coiling around your heart, squeezing it tight. “But it appears I’ve neglected you.” 

“Wh-what?” 

“No? Isn’t that why you tried to fuck that hunter after your last job?” 

Once more, the words are said so nonchalantly that you almost don’t realise what he’s said until you try to turn around and he pins you against the wall instead, using his body to keep you in place as he goes back to mouthing at your skin. 

“How do you-“ know? How the fuck does he know? Your mind spins, your instincts tingling despite his casual tone. 

“It didn’t quite work out, though, did it?” he asks almost sympathetically. “He said you didn’t actually seem that into it. I’m curious–what exactly were you trying to accomplish?” 

“Chrollo,” you ask quietly, trying to keep your voice steady despite your heart thumping its panic throughout your body. “What did you do?” 

“Don’t sound so suspicious, sweetheart.” His hips press into the curve of your ass, and a desperate sort of thrill thrums through you when you feel his bulge against you. “We just had a little chat.” 

He doesn’t say more, his silence expectant now. He’s looking for an answer, you realise, heart sinking at the thought of even hinting at the emotional turmoil you went through when you’d thought he was done with you–after you had told him to never seek you out again, and he had left without protest.

“I thought we were done,” you say in a rush. “That’s why.” 

“Hm.” 

He was gone for months without a word. He’s never said anything to imply that he expects something from you, coming and going as he pleases. This time, you refused to wait for him. You wanted to move on. 

“I didn’t think you’d care,” you say carefully. This could go a number of ways, and you nearly wince imagining the bruising your heart could take from his reply. “Especially after...what I said.” 

His chin falls to rest on your shoulder.

“I understand,” he says. He sounds like it too.

“You...do?“ 

“Of course. I know I’ve been remiss in informing you of certain things. I won’t lie to you–when I found out your eyes have been straying elsewhere, it did hurt.”  His words throw you for a loop, and this is not what you’d thought he’d say. 

“I’m...sorry?” you say hesitantly, turning your head so you could see his expression, to see if he was messing around again. You don’t expect the quiet intensity in his eyes, belying his nonchalant tone entirely. 

“Me too,” he smiles, and it’s not his pretty one. He kisses your cheek softly, keeping his lips pressing into your skin. “But this is one thing you should know about me–I don’t share.” 

You know you’re not at fault, but you feel a kernel of guilt in sprout to life, one you're determined to ignore. 

“I didn’t realise I was yours to share," you say coolly. Or not share, in this case. You say it with the aim of ruffling that cool composure, to find some of the same in yourself. 

He kisses the corner of your mouth tenderly. 

“Don’t worry, sweetheart. By the time we’re done,” his whispers against your lips, smiling slightly as your eyelashes brush the tops of your cheek. "You'll know exactly who you belong to." His mouth is on yours before you can even open your eyes, working your lips open, stealing your words and your breath in one go. You can't help the soft noise in your throat when his hand comes up to wrap around your neck, squeezing lightly as you nearly melt back into him. 

Every thought of resistance leaves you the moment he licks into your mouth. You suck at his tongue languidly, feeling drunk off the taste of him, your senses filled with his scent. 

It's when his hand sneaks beneath the hem of your dress, caressing the warm flesh of your inner thigh, that raw desire sparks like liquid fire through your veins–it's helped along by his other hand sliding down your chest from the base of your throat to cup the bare flesh of your breast. He breaks the kiss to raise a brow at you, his smooth expression flickering at the sight of the nigh pained look that comes over your face when he tugs roughly at a taut nipple. 

"So you did skip it. Pity, I would've liked to see the full set," Chrollo mumbles almost to himself. "You'll have to show me later." His tongue sweeps into your mouth swiftly, his mouth swallowing your soft moan when you feel him cup your mound. You're grinding into his palm before you even realize it, your body aching to feel him within you after the long absence. A low whine escapes you when he pulls away to turn you around, pushing you back into the wall and sliding the pad of his finger along your clothed entrance. 

Your hands splay across his tensing abdomen, his body belying his tranquil expression as your lips find his pulse point, licking tight swirls over it. You widen your stance, silently begging him to move his fingers, but he seems content to brush them over the damp lace indolently. 

Deciding to take the matter into your hands, you reach for the waistband of his pants, ready to sink to your knees and suck until he gives you what you want. However, your plan is halted before you can even implement it, with Chrollo once again pinning you in place with his body, his hands coming to rest on the wall on either side of your head; his leg slides between your knees, his firm thigh pressing into your dripping heat, applying the delicious sort of pressure you've been dreaming of for weeks. You grind down on it, and he lets you–only for a moment, before a hand to your hip puts a stop to it. 

In the silence, the sound of your heavy breathing is loud. You're dizzy with lust and confusion until you see the insidious smirk tugging at his mouth. Your uncomfortable squirming is also cut off, and you think you might just explode. 

"Chrollo," you plead, desperate to move. You can only imagine how pitiful you look, with the beseeching look in your tearful eyes, and your hands tug at the lapel of his jacket. "Please, please, d-don't..."

"Don't?" he prompts when you trail off, his thigh rubbing into you, birthing relief that withers when he stops right away. You whimper softly, leaning into his touch when his hand cups your cheek. 

"D-don't tease me." Your helpless desire is apparent in your tone, and you spot the satisfied glint in his eyes when he leans in to steal another kiss. 

"Oh, don't make such a cute face, sweetheart," he half-groans, pressing his forehead to yours. "It makes me want to ruin you." He emphasizes his words with a slow slide of his thigh, before stepping away. Every protest dies in your throat when he sinks to his knees before you, calloused palms spreading your legs further as he nearly buries his face in the apex of your thighs. You strain to catch a glimpse of him, your breath robbed from you when you hear him inhale strongly as if enjoying a favourite perfume. He mouths at you through the barrier of your underwear, the heat of his mouth discernible even through it. 

"Fuck, Chrollo," you moan, bucking your hips into his mouth, yelping when he nips at you in reprimand. 

His deft fingers reach behind you, unclasping the panties and sliding them off. You're not at all surprised when he stuffs them into his back pocket, but you’re stunned when he spreads your cunt and drags his tongue along your swollen lips. Your knees start to tremble with every lick, and you're unsure as to how you remain standing when he lifts one of your legs to curl it over his shoulder, his tongue delving deeper through your dripping walls. This time, he doesn't stop you from grinding down; his hands, tight bands on your hips, digging into your skin as they help you undulate over his tongue. 

You try to muffle your moans as best you can, desire and fear coiling together low in your belly–you've known him long enough to be somewhat familiar with his style, and you know how much he enjoys robbing you of that absolute bliss until he's ready to give it to you. And so you roll your hips frantically, angling them just right, hoping you can grab your orgasm before he's done savouring the taste of you. The thought sends a hot jolt through you, drawing your attention to the way he's lapping at your sex with more fervour than you'd thought him capable of. 

Perhaps Chrollo really had missed you.

His tongue drags over your clit and you're so, so close and he knows–he knows, and so he pulls away, leaving you twitching but not daring to tug at his hair insistently, the way you want to. Your dismayed expression seems to provide some measure of amusement–but you’re not fooled even in your disoriented state, noting his blown-out pupils as he licks his lips. There’s a ghost of a smile across them when he rises to his feet to pull you into a kiss, the taste of you on his tongue making your head spin.

"You're a cruel bastard," you breathe. He blinks in slight confusion. Months without him, and he won't even let you come.

"Sorry, what was that?" he asks, tilting his head as if trying to hear better. "You don't want me to fuck you?"

"I want! I want-you."

"Me?" he asks, still feigning obliviousness. “I’m right here.” 

You tug at his tie pitifully. 

"Your hands," you moan softly, nuzzling his jaw cajolingly. "Your mouth. Your cock." He looks thoughtful for a moment, tucking a loose strand of hair behind your ear. You wait with bated breath, knowing how much he likes to hear you plead. 

"But sweetheart–do you deserve my cock?"

The words have the same impact as being doused bucket of chilled water. No, you won't get to come right now. 

"I..." His eyes warn you to think carefully. "...No?"

"No? Why is that?"

Your face burns as you look away, unable to believe you have to face these consequences even though you’ve done nothing wrong. Technically, you're a free agent. Chrollo never said a word to imply otherwise, and so you decided to test the waters, just once. To try to escape the web that was Chrollo Lucilfer, to see if you could, because it's not as if he would ever find out. 

You were wrong, and it's come back to bite you in the ass. 

"Because I...tried to...with someone." 

There's absolute silence after you finish your sentence, and you have to wonder if he'll walk away after obtaining that admission. 

"Yes," he begins, a knuckle under your chin tilting your head up. You're struck dumb by the lethal look in his eye as he stares at you. "You were going to let him fuck you." 

"...Yes."

"But you didn't." It's not a question–not the one you know he's about to ask. 

"No, I didn't," you admit, your eyes squeezed shut as something in your chest quivers at the prospect of what's coming.

"Why?"

You don't know what to say. Or rather, you don't know how to tell him why you had run out of that hotel room that night, flashes of him filling your head until you couldn't even look at the other man without cringing. 

"Don't make me repeat myself," he warns, his tone affecting a measure of sternness that contrasts greatly with his previous geniality. 

"I couldn't-" Your eyes still closed in resignation. "Because he wasn't you."

Because despite every effort you’ve put into trying to escape him, he always finds you. And you fall into his arms like the complete fool you that you are, unable to resist him. You crave him when he’s not around. 

Worse still, it’s not just the sex. It hasn’t been for a long time. Not since you first saw him reading by the window, lost in his book, his ridiculous coat gone and his hair falling in messy waves around his face. It had hit you with the force of an enhancer’s punch, filling your heart up and spilling over, and you haven’t been the same ever since. 

“Was that so hard?” he nearly croons, kissing your forehead as if he hadn’t just cornered you into a difficult position. “Look at me, ___.” A peek at his face has your breath catching in your throat at how pleased he looks. It’s in how his smile actually reaches his eyes, for once. The dark delight glittering in them, combined with his straining bulge pressing into your hip threatens to derail your thought process all over again. “You couldn’t fuck him, because he wasn’t me. You understand, don’t you?”

In this, you know you understand more than he probably does. “Yes.”

“Good girl. Let’s go.” 

‘Wait-what?’ 

“Where?” you ask in confusion, stumbling after him as he interlocks your fingers together and pulls you along. Your hotel room is always an option, but that idea is discarded when he tugs you through a hallway you don’t recognize. It doesn’t look like he’s leading you to the exit–you seem to be going deeper into the grand building. “Where are we going?” 

“As tempting as it is, I’d rather not fuck you where somebody would eventually find us,” Chrollo explains, smiling over his shoulder at your baffled expression, his hand squeezing yours. 

In other words, he wants to take his sweet time with you. Lovely thought, but it still doesn’t explain where you’re going. 

“And so...”

“And so I’ve made other arrangements for us. I think you’ll like it.” 

You almost hiss at him to lower his voice, which echoes off the marble floor in the empty hall. But there doesn’t seem to be anyone to hear him, which strikes you as odd–this is a royal figure’s birthday party. There should definitely be more security. 

That’s something Chrollo is clearly not worried about, and you decide you don’t want to know. 

He finally comes to a stop in front of a heavy door of white wood, carved with roses painted a shimmering gold. He pushes it open with no preamble, pulling you in behind him and shutting the door, the click of the lock loud in the large room. Your eyes have nearly adjusted to the dark of the room when he turns the lights on; the lights being crystal candelabras hanging on the walls, which are curved to form a circular room instead of the usual square. 

It’s stunning, from the white wooden dresser to the full-length ornate mirror framed with carved gold roses, but your eyes are drawn back to the main attraction: the king-sized bed with its pretty blue velvet headboard and its pretty blue velvet bedcovers that are thick enough to be called blankets. There are heavy drapes on either side of the bed, and several pillows lining the top of it. 

You’re immediately overcome by the urge to throw yourself on the mattress.

“Chrollo,” you begin, your mouth feeling like cotton. “How did you manage this?” 

He smiles indulgently, stepping behind you to wrap his arms around you, surveying the room with an almost critical eye. “It’s a bit brighter than I would prefer, but...”

But this is exactly the kind of room you would like. And so the fly walks back into the parlour. 

“It’s stunning,” you exclaim, nearly overwhelmed by the delicate beauty surrounding you. “But we’re not supposed to be here, are we?” 

“Depends on who you ask.” He shrugs, toying with the straps of your dress. “And if you ask me–I think I want to fuck you on that bed.” 

A shiver runs down your spine as he tugs the thin straps down, one at a time, pressing his lips to your shoulders. 

“There’s a lovely bath too, but we’ll explore that later,” he continues, pulling at your zipper slowly until it reveals the bare skin of your back, inch by inch. “Do you like it?“ 

“I love it,” you gasp, feeling the cool air on your heated skin as he pulls your dress down until it’s pooled at your feet. You stand, completely exposed to his gaze, embarrassed warmth blooming all over your body. And then his hand is at the small of your back, urging you towards the bed. 

“Ah, forgive me,” he slides his jacket off smoothly, draping it around your shoulders. “I’ll get the fire started. Why don’t you take a seat?”

You do as you’re bid with a pounding heart, watching him stride over to the–you guessed it–marble fireplace. Chrollo’s always been charming, but you’re not sure what to make of this. It’s romantic beyond belief, and something you had never expected from him in a million years. 

You sit on the side of the bed, sniffing discretely at his jacket, stifling a low gasp at his intoxicating scent. As he walks over to stand before you, between your spread thighs, you can’t help but smile as you tilt your head back to look at him and he kisses you deeply. Deft hands slide the jacket off your shoulders, throwing it over the back of an armchair, before reaching for your hair. 

He doesn’t rush; he’s slow, yet gentle as he tugs at the pins keeping your low bun in place, sliding them out carefully until there’s a small pile of them on the bedside table and your hair is spilling over your back. Skilful fingers rub at your scalp, chasing the slight ache away, and you’re nearly overwhelmed by the intimacy of the act. 

He crouches down, reaching for your feet, unbuckling the straps on your heels and sliding them off, taking a moment to rub the soles of your feet. You’re convinced you’re in a dream, or that you’ve died. This is not good for your heart.

“Did I mention you look beautiful?” he half-jokes, looking at you through half-lidded eyes as you reach for the cloth around his forehead, tugging it loose to reveal his tattoo. 

“I think so,” you say casually, but your trembling fingers give you away as you loosen his tie next. “But I won’t stop you if you want to tell me again.” 

He laughs as he stands, the sound coming out huskier than he probably intended as you reach up to unbutton his shirt, trying to keep from rushing; you struggle a little with the buttons on his wrists, but he’s patient as you finally slip it off his arms. You lean in when the pale expanse of his torso is unveiled, pressing your lips to every inch of skin you can reach–soft, open-mouthed kisses that have him stroking your hair in approval. 

You know you don’t imagine the slight hitch in his breath when you reach for the fly of his pants, unzipping him carefully and nuzzling at his straining length through his silk briefs. Your eager mouth traces his bulge until he tugs at your hair lightly, and then you reach for the waistband of his underwear. You don’t look away from his freed cock, your mouth watering at the slight glistening visible at its head. You wait impatiently as he folds his clothes and leaves them on the armchair, knowing his slow movements are in part due to how badly you want to taste him. 

Which is why you take immense pleasure in the way his light chuckle gets cut off when you take the tip of his cock into your mouth, sucking softly, tasting him with your eager tongue. Your moan vibrates around him. It’s not because he tastes good–it’s because it’s so purely him. It sends thrilling flutters through you, and you’re glad you’ve left the shame behind. 

You’re well aware of what it does to Chrollo when he sees the pure bliss on your face as you suck his cock. 

Sure enough, his hand tangles in your hair, flexing and tugging to keep his calm. You appreciate that about him; Chrollo rarely loses his composure. But there are moments, where he just unravels and moans and squirms and you keep those close to your heart, cherishing them deeply. You want to collect more of those tonight. 

Chrollo stops you just as you feel him twitch in your mouth, feeling the telltale tensing of the muscles in his thighs where you caress them lovingly. His grip on your hair tightens until you've let him slip out of your mouth, shifting to lay on your back as he climbs over you, between your legs, ebony strands framing his face haphazardly. You part your legs further in a silent, pleading invitation and his lips twitch as he ducks his head to run his tongue over your nipples instead. His hair tickles your skin as he lavishes your breasts with his attention, any attempts at pulling him closer thwarted by his hands pinning your wrists to the bed.

His hot mouth leaves blushing speckles across your chest, and even as you squirm, you wait. He slides his fingers into you first, and your eyes flutter shut at the nimble fingers moving along your walls, curling and rubbing where it makes you writhe. You whimper in protest when he pulls them out just as your walls start fluttering around them, knowing he won’t make you wait too long. 

Or he might, so the moment he loosens his hold on you, you act–a quick twist of your hips leaves you straddling his hips, leaving trails of ardent kisses across his abdomen, over taut muscles and old scars. His eyes are bright when you straighten to take his cock in your hand, not hesitating even for a second as you lift your hips to bring it to your entrance, sinking down on it with a shuddering breath and your eyes rolling to the back of your head. 

“That’s a good girl,” he praises, his fingers digging into your hips as watches your cunt engulf his stiff length, squeezing him tight as if in greeting. “Look at you, always taking my cock so well.“ 

“God, I’ve missed you,” you moan, struggling to stay upright at the feeling of fullness. “You feel so good.” You know he's watching, taking in every single movement–the slow grind of your hips, the swaying of your breasts, willing to let you fuck yourself on his cock to your heart's desire. 

You falter when he begins to thrust up, meeting every roll of your hips with his own, a smile still teasing across his lips as your motions become swifter, your eyes losing focus as you stumble towards that sweet, sweet unravelling. You won't let him snatch it away from you, not again, and you know he will if he sees you waver even a little. 

"Look at me." 

You do, locking eyes with his, the molten grey of his eyes shaking your unsteady heart further. "I-I'm so c-close-"

"Would you like a little help?" He waits for your frantic nod before revving up his thrusts, reaching almost casually for your swollen nub as you bounce wildly on his cock, rubbing it dexterously and propelling you over the edge. It makes you keen, your head thrown back, your walls palpitating–then his arms are around you, your face pressed into the side of his neck as you quiver minutely. 

You come down from the high with soft, dirty whispers in your ear, your breasts pressing into the firm planes of his chest and–you realize with a jolt–his length still hot and hard in you. 

"There we go," he murmurs approvingly as you pull away to look at him. He still looks infuriatingly unruffled, but the evidence of his ardour is straining within you and his fingers still dig into your skin sporadically. It flickers in his eyes, behind his mask of cool composure, almost admiring as he takes in your wrecked state. And so, you wait. "You okay?"

"Mhm." You kiss the palm of his hand as it moves to cup your jaw, earning you an appreciative smile. 

"That was beautiful. Now-" He shifts you off his lap, pulling out without any warning, making you hiss at the sensitivity. “On your hands and knees, sweetheart,” he commands roughly, his palm coming down on your ass in a firm snack, and you scramble to follow it, crawling to the middle of the bed where you wait for him on trembling limbs. You don't have to wait long.

He’s too selfish to deny himself your inviting heat, and you’re proven correct when you feel his swollen head pressing into your slit, pushing through with no resistance. He grinds into you languidly, the palm of a hand sliding down to take a handful of your ass in it, an approving grunt leaving him as you push your hips back into him, moving them in slow, tight circles. 

It’s when you start to whimper his name that he finally pulls out halfway, snapping his hips into yours in a powerful thrust, repeating the motion over and over again until your back arches and you’re half-babbling, half-screaming, nearly incoherent. The sound of his skin slapping against yours is loud, obscene and only adds to your slow descent into madness. It hurts, but you would die before you let him stop.

Then, Chrollo is leaning over you, one arm braced against the bed while the other dances along the length of your spine to curl around your body, his hand catching a swaying breast immediately. He doesn’t stop drilling into you even for a moment, even when your walls clamp down around him the moment you feel his teeth sink into your shoulder. 

“I want you to come around my cock, ___. Will you do that for me?” he rasps against your skin.

“Chro-fuck,” you wail, the scream of his name cut off when his hand wanders down to your sex, his fingers trapping your clit between them. Your climax renders you speechless this time, your eyes glazing over as it crashes against you. His mouth is at your ear, his voice seeming like it’s come from across the room. 

“Such a good girl,” he groans, his thrusts nearly faltering as he feels your heat fluttering madly–but they resume instantly, fucking your through your daze, quickening as he chases his own end. It finds him swiftly, encouraged by your pained moans at how sensitive your sex is. What startles you are his harsh whispers against your skin as his length finally twitches, pulsing within you. “You're so good for me, sweetheart–I’m not giving you up, never-“ 

You squeeze him hard and he curses as your cunt milks every single drop from his slowly softening cock, his fervent words–even if they were said in the throes of passion–sending tendrils of warmth through your chest. 

You struggle to catch your breath as he buries his head in your hair, not pulling out just yet. You’re both then startled when your arms give out, leaving your face buried in the velvet bedspread–and you feel him slip out with a laugh, allowing you to turn until you’re laying on your side, facing him. He runs a hand through his hair, his flushed cheeks belying his level expression. It brings you a secret delight when you see that it extends all the way down to his chest, easily noticeable on his pale skin. You don’t consider it a good fuck unless it leaves Chrollo with rosy cheeks.

You know he’s not big on cuddling, choosing to lay on his side facing you. There is still something deeply intimate about the way he watches you reach your calm, your hair no doubt a mess and your face glowing, unattractively reddened. Chrollo reaches over to sweep your hair away from your face, and you do the same, brushing his damp bangs away from his eyes. 

And then he’s kissing you again, languidly, deeply, as if he’s savouring it. You can’t help but smile into it, your heart feeling full when you feel him mirror it, a soft, contented noise leaving him.

A part of you thinks it’s all for show. The bigger part of you doesn’t care, because it feels so fucking good. Because he’s running his fingers over your skin, pressing kisses lazily. Try as you might, you can't quite keep your eyes open. 

“I’ll go get us some food. Why don’t you take a nap?” he suggests, already moving to follow through. 

"Ah, wait-" you protest, reaching for him, but the words die in your throat. You don't want it to end, not now, but you don't know how to say that–knowing he's probably got bigger, nefarious things to do. Your struggle is futile, because Chrollo reads you easily, shifting you on the bed to pull the bedspread back and over you. "I-you-"

"We've got plenty of time, don't worry," he assures you. "But you'll need some food before we can go play in the bath." 

His sly smile tells you exactly what he means by that. What you interpret from that is that he's not leaving right away. The relief must be clear on your face because he leans in, tilting his head curiously.

"Did you think were done?" He laughs when you look away in embarrassment, trying to duck under the covers. He hugs you through them, tucking your head under his chin. “Already?”

“I didn’t say anything!” Your voice is muffled but he still chuckles at the hint of annoyance in it.

"Oh, no, sweetheart," he coos, lifting the soft cover of your shield and pressing his lips to your temple. "You still have so much more to learn. And I never make the same mistake twice."

#chrollo lucilfer #adultrio #chrollo lucifer #hunter x hunter #hxh smut #hxh #hunter x hunter fanfiction #hunter x hunter headcanons #will I finally be able to sleep at night #IM SORRY KURAPIKA

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How would the adult trio flirt with their crush?

This ask is as old as my blog but hey! All things come to those who wait! no really I’m trash and I’m sorry Anyway, thanks for the ask anon, hope you’re still around!

Hisoka:

Depends heavily on the crush personality and what they consider “going too far”.

Basically if he can get away with something, he would do it.

He doesn’t change himself to woo you though and even if you’re shy or uncomfortable with his sexual personality he wouldn’t try to hide it.

You’d know exactly what you’ve signed for when you eventually cave.

Sweet talker, he doesn’t use pick up line but never miss a chance for a flirty comment.

But you can only express that much with words and Hisoka would mostly let his body do the talking.

Very handsy if given the chance.

Be it eye fucking or sensuous touch he would convey his feelings very clearly.

k a b e d o n

He knows that his personality is… an *clear throat* acquire taste, so he’d relies more on his appearance.

He’s hot, he knows he’s hot and he knows that you know he’s hot even if you deny it vehemently.

You’d always see him as his best and he’d made an extra effort to look good for you.

The crush period is when you’d see him the most, he’d literally stalk you and you’d run the risk of an encounter at every corner wherever you are.

Hisoka wouldn’t even try to find an excuses; he’d told you boldly that he wanted to see you so of course he’d come to you.

Still, he would make sure that every time you’re together you have a good time and that even if his presence was unwanted at first a tiny tiny part of you would thought that it was a fun moment.

Chrollo:

This man is smooth as fuck.

Chrollo likes the thrill of the flirt phase, when there’s uncertainty and even a hint of vulnerability.

He’s confident and he wouldn’t be too hung up on a rejection but he wants to keep this stage of your relationship going for a bit.

That’s why he wouldn’t be forward with his crush at first.

Everything he does is indirect.

If you’re reading he would bend to look above your shoulder, his mouth really close to your ear and make a comment in passing.

Or letting his eyes linger just a second too long on your lips when you talk.

Or if a lock of you hair was displaced, he couldn’t help himself, he had to fix it, his fingers gently brushing your cheek and neck is obviously accidental.

Just inoffensive gestures, it has nothing to do with him if that makes your panties wet.

He’s also a very good actor, coupled with his observational skills there’s no chance that he’d appear as anything else but the perfect man for you.

You like sensible men? He can even cry on command. Maybe someone who makes you laugh is important? That’s good because he has a ton of totally made up hilarious anecdotes.

The only genuine good part about him is that he’s a really good listener and often would give you valuable insight.

Of course that too would serves its purpose to get you looking for him more often  so he could subtly make you fall for him.

It’s child play for him to make you see him as someone dependable and trustworthy.

And he can always use the excuse to cheer you up to take you on a date.

Illumi:

Just because he doesn’t see the need to be flirty around his crush doesn’t mean he doesn’t know how.

Usually he’d just unilaterally decide that you’re his now and act accordingly until you catch up.

But if that doesn’t work as fast as he’d want to, he’d try a more tried and true method.

As awkward as he can be around you he can also be extremely manipulative when the situation requires it.

Illumi will switch his perception of you and see you as a mark he needs to understand and subdue.

He’d start with positive reinforcement.

He’d make compliment on your outfits, saying you look good, when you wear something he likes.

Pat your head when you says something he approves of.

He’d still stalk you even if you didn’t want to see him but he wouldn’t come empty handed.

After researching on what you loves he’d bring gifts for you, nothing too big that you would feel hesitant to accept.

Just books of your favorite author that he somehow knew you didn’t already have, a cake from that bakery in your hometown you hadn’t had in age (you even thought the bakery was closed for years), or a pair of shoes that you saw on a site and put on your cart without going through the checkout.

He would also insist to get you to diner to close the “date” every time and the food would always be absolutely fantastic, as if was made for your palate.

You’d start to salivate as soon as you’d spot Illumi coming for you.

Yep, you got Pavloved.

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the adultrio cast reading thirst tweets based on @hisbutlerisahunter’s Actor! AU

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