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steddiesucker · 2 years
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Everyone sitting in Steve’s living room, high off their minds
Nancy, very seriously: Is having a penis fun?
Jonathan: It has its ups and downs.
Argyle: it comes in handy outside, though.
Eddie: Sometimes it’s a little hard.
Steve, snorting: It’s a pain in the ass, is what it is.
Eddie, full on laughing now: Sorry babe!
Robin: Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on.
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misstangshan95 · 8 months
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🦔💖"COUCH-HOGS" PART 3... Amy's 'Sweet Passion'.. 💞🫢😆
(bah bah byah.. byah🎶)🌹
.. They're intoxicated!
...AMY!!!🤣
Sonic's not complaining.🥴
Will there be a PART 4??? 👀(Seeing if it reaches it's target on twitter likes & retweets)
..What is going on in that movie😂📺
Coloured pencil comic 🎨
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.. AMY?!!!! 😂😂
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nemfrog · 1 year
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Adult. Insects and Diseases of Trees in the South. 1989. Cottonwood borer.
Internet Archive
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beatheprincess · 8 months
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I need someone to give me praise and tell me how much of a good girl I am for doin adult things 💗🥺
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the-anastasia · 1 year
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A haunted house but it’s just a bunch of 10-minute tasks you’ve been putting off for two weeks.
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lazykebabvagina · 5 months
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I'm out of the dentist :') I'm so proud of myself. I'm going to cry but not because it went badly but because the people working there were SO SWEET I can't even fathom it. I am so freaking relieved. I've been going to tons of different dentists since I was 5 cause I've had a lot of issues and I've never been somewhere where the doctors and nurses where not just plainly rude to me ( yes, even at a kids specialized dentist at 5). I am so grateful for these humans
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cowboyjen68 · 1 year
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Taxes. You CAN do this!
To those of you who have not filed your taxes (Deadline is tomorrow) or who are putting it off because it is too complex I have some good news. I paid a CPA for years, sometimes 200.00 or more to do my taxes. My parents helped me or did them for years and then, once married, I was convinced they were too complicated for me to handle. Most of us, even me with three jobs, a chiild and owning a home etc, are eligible for free tax preperation. Certainly we should not be paying 200 some bucks to some service that is just following along the same form we could be doing for ourselves.
TODAY go to irs.gov. There is an application to ask for an extension. FILL IT OUT. Get yourself more time to avoid loosing money in fees and penalties.
The IRS site will ask you some questions to help you find a FREE or discounted service to file your taxes on line. Look for a site that does your state (some list specific states and others say all states) for free if you file your federal with them and you can do it all at once.
If you don't have access to your tax records from last year you can contact the company you used last year OR follow the link they provide to access/set up your IRS account. This is good to have in any case because there is lots of good information about your income etc on there. It takes some back and forth on your phone/computer (you need a smart phone for quick IDME set up but there are other options). You can also get all your information off of the hard copies from the previous year.
Once you choose the right tax prep account from the IRS suggstions you simply follow the easy instructions and match my the form number listed on the tax papers mailed to you by your bank, employers, etc. Match the box numbers as you go. It is really a easy process if you just follow the numbers of each box. You will need your checking account and bank routing number for direct deposit AND your Adjusted Gross income (on last years tax form OR available from the IRS/you preparer) AND the "over payment" ie REFUND From state and federal last year. (Also available on your irs site or on the forms form last year).
They email and or text confirmation and if there is an issue they give you the specific space that needs correcting.
You CAN do this!
ALSO> rememeber to have your tax exemption 0 going forward to insure taxes are withheld all year so you are less likely to owe. (DO not claim yourself).
AND remember you can deduct your Vehicle registration from many state taxes (you will need the title OR at least the cost you pay, year, and WEIGHT of the model you own-I was able to google the weight using the year and model).
If you get hung up the IRS also lists free services to help you. Many libraries and local social sevices entities will have information on the free filing help.
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moonandpearlcoffee · 4 months
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The feminine urge to buy a PS5 for Baldur's Gate 3. So I can live my little bi dreams in a pretty fantasy world. 😍🥰🎀🩷🎮✨💖
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areyoudreaminof · 2 months
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I’m so tired of worrying about money. It keeps me up at night, it makes me sick to my stomach. It’s physically and mentally exhausting.
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jawesomesauce · 7 months
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Writing a statement of purpose for a graduate school application!!!
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steddiesucker · 2 years
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You know with all the chains and rings Eddie wears constantly, his presence is hard to miss. Everything he does - like taking a sip from his glass of water, laying his hands flat on a surface, his hands unbuttoning Steve’s tight jeans, his fingers knuckle deep down Steve’s throat - there’s a sound coming from all the rings adorning his slim fingers, making the other squirm and hiss from the cold.
Every time he walks, or hip-bumps someone, or when he’s slotting his leg right between Steve’s, even while grinding up and down - the chain on his hip jingles.
Like a cat with a bell around his neck, Eddie is intoxicating in everything he does. And Steve fucking loves it.
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Dustin: Why can't I come to your and Eddie's sleepover?
Steve: We're going to be doing adult things there- not stuff for you
Later that night-
Eddie and Steve *stay up howling at the moon and watching cartoons*
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itgetsdark-x · 10 months
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gotta present to a room full of people tomorrow and tell everyone my story / journey with my ocd 🫠 y’all why did I agree to this? I hate public speaking and can feel my voice shaking with nerves already.
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whatyadrawin · 2 years
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I was studying for no joke, the entire day yesterday and I got upset and wanted a break so I made an art and it got a bit carried away and I ended up going to bed at 4am..... I hate how my art feels lazy lately I just have not had any time to make fully shaded and rendered pieces with my condensed course 😔
Anyway, enjoy a big tittied chain Jason. You can tell this beautiful lady knew what she was getting into when she took a naked dip in Crystal Lake 😉
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Behind her head I drew the top of a very long penis and some testicles but.... I can't post elsewhere with that kind of delicious nudity. Except maybe Twitter but God damn Twitter is so dead for me.
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pigeonneaux · 1 year
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Normal coaching activities 🏃
Full on Pillowfort
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deadgirlinthepool · 10 days
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I have reached peak adulthood.
I went whale watching on the beach by my house. it made my entire day, like I saw a huge mf whale.
that is INSANE to me.
A MF WHALE, YALL.
it made me so happy !!!!!
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