New toy! 😍

The shaft heats up, it's pretty & powerful! ✨

Imagine this in my....... 🤤🤤🤤

why is being an adult so hard. i’m renting a car for the first time and i’m so stressed out

We're celebrating Titty Tuesday on my OF today 😏😏 free to subscribe, link in bio 😉

I would like to hire an assertive person to call the water company on my behalf and yell at them about how messed up my water bill is.

That link is free, babe 😉😉

applying for jobs can be so overwhelming and makes me so anxious, especially when you can see how many applicants have already applied (competing with 100 other people...omg)

I’m so unsure of myself.

it’s my 22nd birthday and i am going to read as many r-rated doujinshi as i want and play on my nintendo 3DS at 3 am like a real adult and no one can stop me

All I wanted was to see if there were any new designs of a favorite accessory to use in this fic. A bit of variety and inspiration beyond the standard. How the hell am I supposed to process the existence of this-

A butt plug that holds tacos.

Like.

To a degree I know why this exists but also WHY DOES THIS EXIST

**Also kids, do not put food near orifices other than your mouth. It can lead to uncomfortable irritation of delicate parts (especially if there’s hot sauce on that taco...)

how do I include fan fiction on a resume without including fan fiction on a resume

Friendly reminder (and encouragement) that if you want to bake cookies, do it.

Trying to quit poking smot so I can get a job. To make it easier on myself I'm trying to ween down rather than cold turkey (not a fan of random cold sweats and anxiety attacks). Part of that is not poking actual smot and using the residual stuff on the glass. It's absolutely disgusting but it works. Anyways, I broke a bowl yesterday doing that.

my social life: *contains at least six crises*

me: *aggressively lint rolls my clothing*

im doing adult shit today 😰😂 ima open a bank account at 3 🤞🏼 im so late on this

I am trying to get the flooring in my kitchen and living room replaced and this might be more stressful than buying the house to begin with

one thing about getting older that ive noticed is that if you maintain your creativity and your individual uniqueness, people will be way more likely to call you weird but will be 100% less likely to bully you for it.

If ur cock gets hard because of me ur legally obligated to let me know

I guess i should eat something other than edibles?

My stomach hates me and wants me to suffer. I will appease it with candy. This may make it hate me more.

I don’t care though, because sugar.

Being an adult is like: do I use this next pay on a new bed so my back stops cracking like a glow stick, or just don't so I can actually eat and buy fuel instead? 🤔