#adoreable jaskier nibbling at his apple with an empty stare that sees way too much at once while his eyes reflect the light: you want some

[spielzeugkaiser]

@ineffable-monster-romancer that ask is old, but it never left me! Just them being human, but while cha-cha sliding a bit to the left. Geralt has spent most of his years with the minimum of interaction with humans and while Jaskier has lived with them throughout his life, he is at times even worse, because he just forgets that he isn’t the standard. And while peoples reaction to Geralt is often quite instinctual, with Jaskier who let’s his guard down it’s so much worse: Cause your eyes say ‘adorkable bard, harmless’ and your hindbrain screams p r e d a t o r.

#bear!jaskier #geraskier #geralt of rivia #jaskier #ciri #witcher!jaskier #adoreable jaskier nibbling at his apple with an empty stare that sees way too much at once while his eyes reflect the light: you want some? #but both of them?? #especially on the long term things start to slide just a bit - and will escalate on the long term #give it a few more years and Jaskier will still complain about Geralts manners while eloquently telling him to fuck off #while they fight for a piece of jerky like some wild animals #just boys being dudes but in extreme #half of this AU is h/c a quarter is plot and the rest is them going ABSOLUTELY feral (over snacks) #who knows Jaskier might still be growing #like how old is he??? omg #I'm giving myself ideas while writing the tags #yeah #poor me's thought process is exactly like that