#added

[waxingrunes]

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS INCREDIBLE

I love how it looks like a picture taken from above and we all know moons would love taking pictures of sirius in various positions ;)

Would you possibly take a request where its just various frames of sirius in different positions but like polaroids or just pictures on his phone. I feel like you would come up with the most incredible things that he would take pictures of.

Love your work and my crush on you is the size of remus' 🐔

Oh, sign me the fuck up.

I have a strong hc that these boys are intolerably needy when away from each other for extended periods of time. Imagine the filth he would snap for Remus to come home to. Leave a little something tucked away in the book he’s reading as a homemade bookmark, but it’s Sirius knuckle deep in himself and flushed, “thinking about you”.

Maybe even when they’re not but Sirius is domestic and dick-hungry. Pin a quick shot of him to the fridge face down ass up with, “dinner’s in the fridge” scribbled underneath it, Remus wouldn’t know whether to laugh or gape.

And Remus’? That man’s quiet but his libido is large, he’d want a collection of compromised and humiliated Sirius.

#added #to #the #list #this could take a while because my WIPS are overflowing #but you’re on #ask

[dubiousdisco]

edit:

#batjokes #the 'joker dies' story beats #dc #ok lets see these are: #batman legends of the dark knight 145 #Batman Endgame #the lego batman movie #injustice gods among us 12 #(I think) #batman arkham asylum #edit: Catwoman: Lonely City (2021) #4 #added

[karamazovanon]

Hannibal 1x10 Buffet Froid, Fyodor Dostoevsky's The Brothers Karamazov (tr. McDuff)

#hey guys im feeling really sane right now how about you #ivan fyodorovich karamazov #the brothers karamazov #hannibal #the parallels. #i havent stopped thinking about this since i saw those tags im losing it a little #the fucking clock vs ivan asking what time it is i have DEMONS #if you saw me try to post this the first time no you didnt i fucked up the formatting #anonpost #this has definitely been done before but w/e #FUCK. I FORGOT TO PUT IN CAPTION BUT IT'S THE MCDUFF TRANSLATION #ADDED #ive connected the dots

[atrickrtreat]

@luriddaze (for benji/aly)

"Well, this is a surprise," Alyson smiled, looking up to see who had entered her office at the club. "What do I owe the pleasure, Benji? Did we have a meeting that I forgot to put on the schedule or did you just have to come see me?"

#luriddaze #threads / alyson mikaelson #ft / benji and alyson #added

[xtremeservers]

CD Projekt Red has added the infamous sa... https://www.xtremeservers.com/blog/cyberpunk-2077-now-features-the-sad-keanu-reeves-meme/?feed_id=108399&_unique_id=65708dfb101c7&Cyberpunk%202077%20Now%20Features%20the%20Sad%20Keanu%20Reeves%20Meme

#Featured #NewReleases #PC #2077 #21s #added #Cyberpunk #infamous #Keanu #meme #Projekt #Reeves #update

[cultofpoppy-tm]

#poppy #cult of poppy #queen #poppy's world #i'm poppy #impoppy #instagram #announcement #godless goddess tour #chicago #added #added tour date #poppy tour #september 8th #tickets #vip #impoppy.com #new album #zig

[afza147]

Ep16 my demon (finale)(3)

The bubbles really added up the sweetnes

#2024 #my demon #korean drama #ep16 #finale #song kang #kim yoo jung #jeong gu won #do do hee #hug #bubbles #sweetness #added #sbs drama #sbs #netflix

[allo-frouto]

the sucking balls and jerking off dick combo while he made you sit on a vibrator so when you look up you both make eye contact and moan together

#nutseries

This became even better.

#<3 #added #to my to-do list #for sure #hihihi

[deadrayg2mf]

Dead Ray's Nightmare Gauntlet: Melanie Nyx

I don't even know where to fucking start with this review. I knew going into this that I was in for a bad time. I was just unaware how bad of a time... "Never judge a book by its cover!" Well, I should have, and harshly at that. This won't be a long text post of my written-out thoughts and summary like the other reviews as this is a six for one since all the books are generally less than 30 pages (the longer ones are the ones with three books crammed into one) so I will just list them from worst to best with bulleted points, but to start; a small list of things that spanned all the books.

All dicks that are not tentacles are as long as the female leads forearm and as thick as her wrist.

The use of "virgin asshole."

Saying the dick or tongue reached places previously untouched.

Juices running down thighs and into ass cracks.

Different, but ultimately, the best tasting cum to exist. (TBH it all sounded like it would send me running to the bathroom as fast as a glass of milk)

Mind control??? Like there has to be??? I simply cannot be convinced that upon laying their eyes on, what appears to be the average size, a giant dick all of a sudden, each female lead is down to clown.

Badly and shortly written smut, all bad porno scripts, like really bad, I'm talking even bad porn producers would throw these in the reject pile.

Reigned In by the Reindeer Man 0/10

Trigger warning for attempted sexual assault and overall, general nasty man.

Starts out with her in what I wish wasn't a common situation for woman but, unfortunately, most definitely is with a disgusting man being disgusting towards her

Pervy Santa she works with gets aggressive, chases her through the mall attempting to assault her, she runs out into traffic and almost gets hit by a truck (truck-kun almost coming in for that isekai save)

Oh Whoa, she gets whisked away by something furry and antlered

It's Blitzen

but like

a ten-foot-tall, super muscular and humanoid Blitzen

You'll never guess how huge his dick is, because it is out and demanding

Would have definitely dubbed this a noncon situation if, at the very last second, she hadn't decided that giant deer dick was worth getting a taste of

Blitzen's cum tastes like all the best parts of Christmas if you were wondering

He also goes down like a champ, and plows like a champ, just an absolute beast in the sheets (◔_◔)

Laughed at the line "you invoked the Santa"

Blitzen does take offence to being called Vixen - he's kind of a douche tbh

Bad

Given to the Groundhog God 0/10

Trigger warning for potential pedophilia and rape being an aspect

A smutty, fantasy Hunger Games rip?

That line about odds being in favors is pretty fucking close

And the whole drawing names until your 18 and free from the selection

Um

Pedophilia?

Maybe?

Definitely nothing is said to not make this potential claim invalid

It says that woman are in danger for their first 18 years from getting their names drawn

And later the Groundhog God makes it clear he's gotta bone 'em to get their life force

I think

Crime was committed

If not pedophilia, definitely rape

So... disgusting, all the crime ones get 0's

She volunteers for her sister whose name gets drawn and goes for her (female lead is 21) to the Groundhog God

Oh, btw, it's fucking groundhogs day :|

She is entranced by his groundhog god dick

Turns out she's his mate (thank god he doesn't have to take any kids to fuck ever again)

She turns into a furry groundhog lady

Gag me with a spoon

Lusty Lost Souls 1/10

Girl who had three boyfriends who all tragically died on their way to a high school dance is facing her fears and returning to hometown ten years later

Oop, former classmate wants to kill her cause she still blames her for their deaths

BOOM, dead, how? They're ghosts or fog monsters or something along those lines

Now that main girl is back in town their all riled up and ready to get back in the sheets with her/protect her from the people trying to kill her

If I had a nickel for every time someone tried to kill the main girl, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

Anyways, after the second attempt made by former classmate who was in love with her, the boys make their appearance (this is the end of the book btw)

They then have a steamy (foggy?) fuck session and her old high school best friend watches from the sidelines but really just see's fog envelope the main girl and then all of a sudden she disappears forever

Not sure if she like died and also turned into fog or what happened there

It was boring

Tentacle Games 1.5/10

Just a horny squid games rip

Three books in one

They all sucked

This televised event where people compete for money but if they fuck up they get dragged off by tentacles

If you pay a subscription you get to see what happens backstage ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭

It's sex... they get fucked by the tentacles

That's it...

The third book is the scientist who created the horny tentacle monster getting fucked by one

The other two are just contestants on the show (losers)

Shout out to the size queen in the second one... though size isn't exactly hard to come by in any of these books :|

Groped by the Grinch 1.5/10

Her name is Holly Jolly

The Grinch is an invisible being that just gropes people probably

She can see him because she harbors true holiday cheer

Canon mind control in this one, but the Grinch chooses to seduce her the old fashioned way

By taking her clothes off and rubbing his giant grinch dick on her

At least this one has embellishments

There's Christmas lights under the skin and they spin when he gets real jazzed

The Grinch is ripped, absolutely shredded, complete babe magnet (if they could see him)

Ass of a god

Missed the chance for the perfect rip from the movie with the lines "You're the... the... the" "the, the, the, the Grinch!"

Absolutely wasted opportunity (but if you can get sued for that then I get it)

Also has Christmas cum but not the same as Blitzens'

The first, and possibly only, one we get a kiss in I think?

How romantic of Mr. Grinch

It was bad, still really really bad, but better than some

Seduced by Santa's Elves 2/10

Literally had to google the title to make sure I got it right and the 5th search result was pornhub (・_・ヾ

Jumped the gun and messaged multiple friends that this book was Santa getting cucked by Mrs. Clause and his elves

Was incorrect, kinda

Santa did get cucked by Mrs. Clause BUT it was with the easter bunny and the female lead of this is actually his sister

So, Santa leaves to go deliver Christmas presents, Mary, the lead, goes to her room to get frisky with her toys and Christmas themed porn that does not involve images of her brother (apparently hard to come by - someone direct her to previously listed Christmas books)

Dildo, hilt deep, oh what's that? Mary feels her breast get fondled?

Elf

Three elves, eventually; Bowie, Snowie, and Tinsel

Don't worry, their names are unimportant because not even the author could keep track of them

In one paragraph, Bowie's getting head, Snowie's going for that virgin ass, and Tinsel has touched places previously untouched with, you guessed it, a ginormous dick

In the next? Bowie is balls deep, Tinsel is at the back door, and Snowie is suddenly restricting her air space...

Literally consecutive paragraphs

Honestly, the dick size is unprecedented and frankly uncanny for these being three-foot-tall furry gremlin like things that are not at all reminiscent of the cover image

They also have Christmas cum... but not like Blitzens or the Grinch

BTW they have her bound and hanging above her bed with curtains

The only male characters who aren't shredded beefcakes?

Maybe the author just missed her chance at getting Mary to lick Snowie's washboard abs

Call me a scrouge but this fucking sucked

Amityville Tentacles: The Series 2.5/10

Another three books in one, but all revolving around a central point

A house that has a tentacle demon in it and it must fuck

Honestly, did not mind the first one

Not the most offensive thing I'd ever read

The second one was also fine?

They each had like some sort of backstory that I could live with

The third one was the worst

They are obviously mindless stories revolving around the smut aspect

Inherently, that makes them pretty bad

But the smut in these ones was much better than the previous books listed

My head did not hurt reading this

I can live with the fact that this exists

Seduced by the Pumpkin King 3.5/10

Sue me

I actually liked this one

Enough that I was like...

Flesh it out? Write it better? Give us more plot and backstory?

I'd read it again if these conditions were met

Main girl finds boyfriend cheating on her, somehow gets lost on her way home, ends up in this town and asks for help, the towns people chase her into the woods as a sacrifice for the dark one

I think that's what they called him

He's the king of nightmares and is just a super tall, super ripped, pumpkin-headed bloke

TBH, was into him

He was nice and I think he had a good design for a monster

His forearm length, wrist thick dick also had embellishments

He had little vines that wrapped around it

I'd fuck him (shakes my head with my silly little ace/aro lies teehee)

They ended up married

Short, simple, kind of cute little story

Still not great, but the best out of a bad bunch

I won't even get into the other story of Melanie Nyx's that I read, it's the giant skeleton one that can be found on the list of "books that belong in jail" list from tik tok. I did read it, and my poor, sweet, innocent friend, who watches as I drown in a suffering of my own creation, had to open the multiple snapchat videos (sent at 1 am) of me lamenting and begging for me to never commit to a bit like this again due to the horrors and atrocities I made my stupid little brain compute. I will warn, if you choose to dip your toe in this forbidden pool of trash, it is noncon and just plain bad.

Overall, don't fuckin read these. It's absolute trash and I hate myself for making me do this.

Will I ever do another nightmare gauntlet again? I don't know... I was dubbed a masochist for going through with this and while I am a glutton for punishment, I did also feel my soul leaving my body on many occasions. When I look in the mirror now, I see a broken person... which isn't much different than before but like, the light in my eyes has died just that much more.

Would I read again? Not in this life or the next or the one after that or any again.

Would I recommend? Read this post and ask me that again, look me in my cold, dead eyes and think it through. Please for the love of it all spare yourself from this

#bad read #seriosuly bad book #I don't even know what to say #It was so bad #all of them #so #so bad #melanie nyx #monster fucker #book review #monster fudger #monster lover #average rating of 1.5/10 #i did the fucking math #i opened my google calculator #added #divided #im going to go eat rat poison now #this was the final nail in the coffin #i am passing away right now #seriosuly though melanie #think that pumpkin king book through a little more #i would take some more action from that story #delete that fucking skeleton one though #like what the actual fuck #what the fuck #you put that on paper and thought it was okay? #bombastic side eye #criminal offensive side eye #Usually I go through and proof read my reviews

[eternity-in-your-eyes]

Hey friends, I'm Ali!

I decided it's time for an updated pinned post.

So a little bit about me! I'm 29 years old and have been with my wonderful husband for a little over 10 years. We have two cats named Curtis (16, grey tabby) and Cole (3, solid black). My husband has two bettas named Violetta and Esmeralda. I have around 150 plants that are an important part of my life. 🩷

My favorite plants to keep are philodendrons and monsteras but I have other aroids, hoyas, succulents, as well as other randos. Taking care of my plants is my favorite mindfulness activity, it centers me more than most other things. I also grow herbs on my balcony in the summer. 🪴

My other hobbies include a variety of artistic pursuits, interior decorating, thrifting, Animal Crossing, cleaning/organizing, witchy things (tarot, astrology, herbs, crystals, etc.), getting tattoos, realistic sustainability, and collecting things. 🫶🏻

Random things I'm a big fan of include the color pink, cats, Star Wars, iced coffee/oat milk lattes, opossums, McDonald's fries, taper candles, birds (specifically aquatic birds), flowers, and plenty of other things. 🦋

If you want to find me elsewhere...

My personal instagram

My plant instagram

My TikTok

VSCO (if anyone else still uses it)

Pokémon go friend code: 8929 7066 7437

My most used tags will be used on this post. 😌

♈️🥀🐈‍⬛🧶💍🌙🏳️‍🌈☕️🧋💐📷🥖🌱🩷

#pinned post #my birthday is coming up so I'm 28 as of actively writing and posting this 😂 #it's April 17th if you're curious lol #personal #plants #my plants #crystals #my home #thrift finds #reminder #nature #VSCO #added #about me

[kidlit-queen-competition]

Submission: IVOR THE MOTHERFUCKING ENGINE

THIS SMOOTH CRIMINAL WILL FUCKING MERK ALL THESE OTHER BITCHASS TRAINS lots of love xoxo

[ID: a watercolour illustration of Ivor the engine. Ivor is an 0-4-0T with a green and gold livery, a gold cap on his funnel, gold handrails, and a gold whistle. The spokes of his wheels are painted red, and black lettering on his side says M&L RTC LTD. His driver, a pale man with round glasses, a blue uniform, and an orange waistcoat, leans against his cab drinking tea.]

#added #ivor the engine #fictional train fight submission

[holylulusworld]

Hi! It's my birthday on October 18th and I saw you accepting kinktober rqs and Imma shoot my shot to request something henry cavill w a size qink and chubby reader pls? 🥺🥵

Hi! I added it to my Kinktober 2023 list. Kink: Size kink.

#kinktober 2023 #kinktober ideas #lulu answers #added #to write

[hiddenwritingsintheworld]

Can I please be on your tag list for cruel summer? I’m loving it so far 😘

absolutely added!! and its only going to get worse before it gets better!! ;)

#cruel summer #Cruel Summer Series #Chris evans x popstar!reader #chris evans x you #chris evans #tag list #added #let the games begin

[atrickrtreat]

@thefvrious gets lulu for veena

"So," Lulu grinned, leaning in towards Vee sitting across from her. "You and mister hotty loner wolfy - you like him dontcha?"

#thefvrious #threads / lulu johnson #ft / veena and lulu #added #nosy wench she is

[xtremeservers]

CD Projekt Red has added the infamous sa... https://www.xtremeservers.com/blog/cyberpunk-2077-now-features-the-sad-keanu-reeves-meme/?feed_id=127504&_unique_id=65e88e58efc3e&Cyberpunk%202077%20Now%20Features%20the%20Sad%20Keanu%20Reeves%20Meme

#Featured #NewReleases #PC #2077 #21s #added #Cyberpunk #infamous #Keanu #meme #Projekt #Reeves #update

[maipareshaan]

Adam Lanza on culture as coercion- I find his usage of words very interesting in how extreme the language is, we all at some point say or feel like we are forced to do things in society but i don't think we equate it to rape.

-Youtube video SomethingSea Response (Part 1/2)

'But I basically perceive culture the way that a normal person would perceive rape, and all of these abstractions are … the incurable STDs in my mind'

'Culture, the only way that culture can spread is through coercion.

-Youtube video (Pointless) CulturalPhilistine The Movie (Part 1/6)

'All interaction is innately coercion and . . . well yeah it is, I guess that’s just synonymous with interaction, coercion.'

-Youtube video (Pointless) CulturalPhilistine The Movie (Part 2/6)

'...family is coercion.'

-Yotube video (Pointless) CulturalPhilistine The Movie (Part 3/6)

'...there’s no such thing as love deepness. There’s just positive affinity, and that positive affinity is coercion and manipulation, exploitation.'

-Document titled 'Me'

'Coercion is endemic to parenting in general.'

'Honestly, doctors touching my penis when I was a child was worse than it would be if I consented to an adult in a loving relationship with them. I don't see how I and every child was not raped by doctors: We did not consent to it.'

-Youtube video 'Suffering is life-affirming; Life is suffering'

Calls therapists 'TheRapists'

-Youtube video titled 'A few things'

'But that … doesn’t address what culture is. I mean I’ve been raped every day of my life and this STD of culture is oozing around everywhere.'

'...you can’t have a violent revolution and expect there to be an egalitarian society afterward. That’s what culture is, when you rape me, what do you expect me to be other than to be fucked up?'

Also worth noting his usage of the words 'baby raping orgy' as culture

'Being told to be productive to me … has always sounded like being told to join in on the baby-raping orgy. Um … I don’t want to siphon anything; I don’t want to be productive because I’ve never wanted any of this.'

'What is a person from a pre-agricultural society supposed to do when someone throws them onto the baby-raping orgy and they aren’t raping fast enough, so you say, “You’re not being aggressive enough, you’re enjoying the benefits of raping these babies but you, there you are slacking,” it’s not that the person is slacking, it’s that the person doesn’t want to be in the baby-raping orgy at all.

-Youtube video title 'Strange Dream #2: Which side of the door, again?'

'Anywhere where I’m a child and there are adults around. [sigh] So . . . all of that “it gets better” nonsense, no it doesn’t getbetter. It just gets to the point where you have the chance to . . . rape children just as youwere raped by culture and I don’t really want to do that, so I guess it’s not going to get better, in my perception.'

-Youtube video 'Done with Youtube'

'...trying to rape their own values onto me.

Because that’s what culture done — that is what culture has done to me, I’m afraid of socialinteraction. Well, not really social interaction, I have no problem with that it’s just that … I imagine it as [laughter]..." (doesn't explain further)'

Context is him talking about fearing seeing a response to a comment he left, basically about discourse or interaction on youtube comments.

-Youtube video 'To the pro-culturalists (Part 1/3)'

"He’s representing the entire enculturation process, that’s what I’m feeling — I’m feeling the enculturation and he’s just the conduit of it. I mean if you were just insulting the way I looked or something like that it would be different but he’s taking anti-cultural arguments, anti-rape arguments and … he’s raping me with them. And he opposes this rape metaphor that I use which doesn’t make any sense because he advocates a system under which rape exists both as a consequence of life existing and as a consequence of sex being artificially scarce, because of enculturation. So actually, he’s literally advocating a system by which rape is prevalent, literal rape is prevalent and he’s criticizing me for . . . talking about metaphorical rape. And . . . [sigh] you have to look at what rape is, why is rape harmful? Ask yourself that. And I know that he won’t ask himself that, he’ll just insult me but why is rape harmful? It’s because it’s an imposition contrary to the fulfilment of . . . well actually the contrariness doesn’t matter, it’s just . . . it’s an imposition of suffering and that’s exactly what he’s doing."

"...That’s what culture is, it … it’s not trying to help people, it’s trying to rape their values onto other people."

Context: A person was trolling his videos and Adam Lanza is reacting to it.

" He doesn’t address the arguments, culture doesn’t address the arguments, culture is rape."

-Youtube video 'To the pro-culturalists (Part 2/3)'

". . . And in my “A Few Things” video he says, “You were never raped you are trivializing that word” . . . I’ve already addressed this, but in case I decide to cut that out at the beginning. You’re the one who advocates a system by which rape can propagate. There would be no rape if there were no life, you’re defending life, you defend rape. And you defend culture, rape is . . . rape is, rape isn’t just something which happens to exist."

-Youtube video 'To the pro-culturalists (Part 3/3)'

"It’s not this person right now who’s bothering me, it’s an amalgam of people I’ve seen on the internet who say that I’m the authoritarian for opposing the imposition of life. [sigh] You’re the one who sees children as your property. You don’t like me to use the word rape because you have this cultural delusion where … I don’t want to get into this, but you’re the one that advocates rape, literally and metaphorically."

"And just as I said to Myrmidon, you’re the one who advocates a system by which rape can — rape can propagate. You’re the one who advocates this, what the fucking hell? And all that you’re saying right now is “Accept value, accept value, accept the rape” .. . you’re just trying to call it by another name. Bet you’re a pedophobe, too. God . . . you fucking piss me off,"

"You don’t care about children; I do care about children. You’re the one who wants to rape children; I’m the one who wants to save them from a life of suffering that you want to impose onto them. You’re the one who sees them as your property; I’m the one who wants to free them."

"If you really cared about children then why are you advocating civilization? Civilization is the systematic rape of — mind-fucking of the children, of children’s minds but you don’t care about children, you don’t care about that because you want to propagate your own values onto them! You’re angry at me because I want to free children from you. Because, I don’t, want to allow you to have children be your property."

#Adam lanza #sandy hook #True crime #Added #Rape cw #For language