#actually this is pretty tame

[celerydays]

🫴 have this lil cropped sketch as i am probably gonna be a bit quiet once again – just for the rest of this week due to deadlines, work, and a spot of social plans that don't leave a lot of room for working on personal stuff ✨

bonus – showing my Seb sketches to my non-HL bestie:

#i'll be floating around on discord in the meantime huhuhu #also i think this is my first sebastian-centric drawing??? #apparently the right motivation i needed was the new and constant desire to draw this man NEEDY AF #all things considered this is actually a pretty tame drawing from me for the first time in a while 👀 #hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy fanart #sebastian sallow #hl #hl art #celdraws #celerydays

[fandomfairyuniverse]

Pit babe truly is That Show like the cast?? phenomenal. The characters?? excellent. The romance?? amazing. The found family?? perfection. The plot that is absolutely bonkers and also makes you cry on multiple occasions?? 10/10. It has it all

#is it actually perfect no do I love it with my entire soul YES #like my complaints are pretty tame and I did not have high expectations akshdjd #pit babe #pit babe the series

[mumblesplash]

the fact that doctors can just Recommend Weight Loss with no instructions beyond ‘eat healthier/less’ is actually insane to me, i lost weight on purpose ONCE and it took me like 6 years to recover a semi-normal relationship with food and hunger

#uhh #disordered eating cw #just in case #mumbling #like jfc i know i’m not the first to say it and my experience is relatively SO tame #but it STILL fucked with my head for YEARS #and most people don’t go nearly that long between weight loss attempts at all for basically their whole lives!!!!! #and we’re so blasé about it like yeah just eat less to lose weight #and so few people talk about the really weird shit that phase of my life taught me even though they seem like pretty universal things #like when you lose weight deliberately by denying yourself food you get COLD #you get cold and you get in your head and you get sad it’s like being less alive #the times i’ve lost weight/recomped on accident (by doing smth that makes me move more‚ getting better sleep etc) #it’s been WARM #burn hotter move freer feel happier #and also the way hunger feels when you’ve been denying yourself food for an extended time is NOT the same as baseline hunger #it’s actually kind of wild that we use the same word to describe both feelings like that shit is NOT the same #that shit is not ‘being really hungry’ it’s a fuckin. blood curse or some shit you feel straight up unhinged #and i should disclaim here i am not talking large amounts of weight #i’ve fluctuated over i think a 20lb range max since reaching close to my adult height and that’s a guesstimate #but even in my relatively unremarkable little experiences here the way deliberate weight loss fucked with my brain is absurd to me #i’m fine now have been for years but seriously thinking back on it the fact that this is routine medical advice. unreal

[gatorlovebot]

nsfw. mdni. just a snippet from my daily daydreams. ghoap x reader where simon and johnny are both mechanics. this is mostly just simon x reader though. heed the content warnings before reading.

cw: light piss play.

“finally got the heat in the truck fixed.” simon announced in lieu of a greeting as he stuck his head in your bedroom. he had been downstairs working on his truck in the shop since after dinner, leaving you upstairs alone. you felt bad not going with him to keep him company, but the shop gets too cold at night and simon ignores your pleas to turn he heat up for you.

you had curled yourself up in bed in a little nest to pass the time, waiting for them to come back to you for the night. you knew it wouldn’t have taken him long to fix the radiator in the truck, but you expected johnny home later into the night, out at the bar with his biker buddies.

“good job,” you praised from your spot on the bed, reaching down to pause your show on your laptop.

“wanna go for a ride?” johnny is much more social than either of you, so the two of you started taking late night drives in simon’s old truck on the nights johnny was out. it started with you sitting up against the passenger window, watching the fall colors under the glow from street lights. over time you made your way over to simon though, sitting in the middle seat of the bench, pressing yourself into his side, one of his big arms wrapped around you to keep you warm in the winter chill. you hadn’t been able to go for a drive in a few days with the heat being out, but you slide out from your little nest, feeling a buzz of energy at the prospect of quiet, alone time with simon.

you bundle yourself up in your boots and your jacket before making your way downstairs to the shop where simon is waiting for you in the truck. delicious heat envelopes you as soon as you open the door. a comfortable silence settles over the two of you as you make yourself comfortable against his side.

he pulls out of the garage and starts making familiar loops around the neighborhood. you take in the colorful chirstmas lights of the homes against the frost of the windows before simon starts turning onto back roads, leading you out of the city and onto tree lined dirt roads. he drives down and then pulls off into a clearing before turning to you for approval.

you take a quick glance around, not noticing any other cars or homes back in the tree line. “yeah, this is good.” you declare and then he’s opening up the driver’s side door and pulling you out with him. your boots crunch against the snowy ground as he opens the door to the back of the truck cab, guiding you in.

your knees have barely hit the cushions of the back seat before he’s on you. he’s like an animal, pawing at your jacket until he shucks it off of you and throws it to the floor and then he’s pulling your pants down to your bent knees, plastering himself to your back. he sucks bruises along your spine before roughly grabbing one cheek in each hand, pulling you a part, glistening cunt on display.

“si, it’s cold.” you whine, he’s still standing outside of the truck, door wide open allowing the freezing air to lick at your exposed skin. he huffs and grumbles, pushing your forward until your cheek rests against the back window when you hear the door slam shut and all you can feel is his big body around you. it’s in moments like these where you can’t help but shut your brain off as he pushes his cock into your aching cunt.

he’s like an animal, nails biting against your skin, thrusts pounding, groping just a little too hard at your plushness. but when he scrambles one of his big paws for hands against your clit you can't help but cry out at the delicious mix of pain and pleasure. the friction of his calloused fingertips is perfect and the pressure makes you keen as you cream and pulse against his cock, milking his seed against your walls.

he settles against the seats, huffing out big breaths, as he pulls you against him. his touch is softer as he strokes his hands against your trembling body as you both come down from your highs.

eventually you untangle yourselves from each other, you put your coat back and your pants back from where they got twisted around your knees. you exit the cab through the back passenger door, simon going through the back driver’s side door. before you reach for the passenger door to get back in the front you come to an annoying realization. you let out a frustrated sigh.

“what?” simon questions, hand on the driver’s side door handle.

you think for a moment, knowing that you guys were miles in the woods and it would probably be another 20 minutes until you were back in the city. “i gotta pee,” you huff, “do you have a napkin or something in the truck?”

and when you turn to look at him all you get back is silence, he’s just looking at you over the other side of the hood of the truck. instead of asking again you just kneel down, pulling your pants back down around your knees. you grumble to yourself about how he can be such a weirdo sometimes before gathering the crotch of your pants in your hand so as to not get them wet. the cold air nips at your exposed thighs as you finally relax and try not to get your boots wet with your stream.

once finished you awkwardly try to shake your hips to dry yourself off. you straighten yourself back out, “simon-” before you can ask again about a napkin, he’s on you again. strong arm holding you against the truck door before squatting in front of you.

he surges forward, mouth on your dripping pussy before you can get another word out, his tongue dips between your folds, lapping up the mixture of your juices, his cum, and your piss. he sucks at your throbbing clit hard before pulling away entirely. he stands back up to his full height, wiping his mouth with his jacket sleeve. “all better.” he declares, gathering your pants back up and pulling them over your hips.

you feel dazed as he opens the door and herds you into the truck, getting you situated in the middle seat and even going as far as pulling the seatbelt across your lap and buckling you in. he shuts the door and you’re in awe as you watch him walk over to the driver’s side. most people would find it gross, what he had just done, but you were amazed by the intimacy of it all.

johnny would be so jealous of the both of you.

#gator.writing #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley #ghost x reader #ghost headcanons #simon riley #simon riley is a freak who would drink your bodily fluids #this seemed a lot more nasty in my head lol but its actually pretty tame lol #i had an experience like this but the guy did not lick my pussy clean. what a coward lol

[worstloki]

Loki probably thinks he’s good at holding grudges, but really he’s so bad at holding grudges he can barely do it at all and I don’t think the fandom revolves that in our minds enough. Like when Thor leaves him getting shock-tortured and 2 hours later he pops up and doesn’t even bring it up, just worries about Thor’s eye and saves the day by accepting the resurrect-Surtur-suicide-mission.

Loki: I’m so so good at holding grudges. I stand up for myself. I don’t forgive and never forget. I am getting a good grade in vengeance. I’m getting revenge right now this very instance!!

Thor: you’re monologuing again

Loki: MALEVOLENT MONOLOGUE OF GRUDGE-HOLDING!!

#yeah #I mean I do stand with the statement that Loki is actually a pretty selfless character #he was chill for a thousand and something years and only went a little off under reasonable pressure in a culture that accepted violence/war #overall he’s tame #don’t even worry about it #he cares too much about those around him #that he was a villain for a bit didn’t change that which was wild but I liked it #made a good narrative #personalised the story well

[pttucker]

Yup, the match-making system of had definitely lost a lot of its marbles, hadn't it? Before the face of the third candidate could appear, I summoned up all my courage and shouted out. "No, hang on a minute! I don't have any thoughts of marriage yet!" The Judge lowered his head as if he wanted to apologise and backed off. [If the esteemed Prince isn't ready yet, then the introduction of the next candidate can be delayed until the next time…] [Hmm… I wonder who'll be able to tame this stubborn Prince of ours.]

*SCREAMING*

We all agree on who was about to show up as the third option, right? We all know who it was gonna be? Right?

Oh man, I just about fell out of my chair and rolled around on the floor when the Candidates started to appear. I know everyone in the entire Star Stream seems to love their shipping, Uriel and Persephone in particular, but I WAS NOT PREPARED.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Okay, I was maybe a little prepared for some teasing since Persephone loves to tease him about his (so far nonexistent) love life but this whole little matchmaking presentation from a Judge of the Underworld was more than I could have ever imagined. The Judge literally saying that maybe Sangah is out of Dokja's league adakjfldjfskfs.

And let's not forget, we're literally right in the middle of a massive battle that's about to go sideways due to the meddling of a certain archangel. But, you know, priorities.

I swear...what even is this novel? How am I ever gonna explain any of this to anyone?

Oh man, and then after teasing him all this time about Sangah and Joonghyuk (…and then Joonghyuk again…) Persephone just casually drops Bihyung into the conversation.

Bihyung.

Which… not a ship I’ve ever considered... even if they do have a baby together. (Wow, this story is weird isn’t it?)

But, you know what? You do you, Dokja! I support your strange but unique life choices!

(Dokja does not want this. Dokja does not want any of this.)

#oh man dokja totally knew who was coming next didn’t he? #I mean he HAD to know after Persephone’s teasing last time #my guy wasn’t mentally prepared #he wasn't mentally prepared for ANY of this #and then the comment about who will TAME him #please mom and dad can you just give him an army so he can be on his way? #pretty please? #dokja doesn't know how to handle parents who are...actually parents #orv #orv spoilers #orv liveblog #orv novel chapter 388 #omniscient reader's viewpoint #kdj #hades #persephone #hankim #joongdok #doksang

[scintillyyy]

related to my last rb tho i'm gonna be a bit of a hater again, tho, and say it. you are all very lucky that steph was written as good as she was back in the 90s. all the issues (the jealousy, the not as compentent as male characters, the mistakes, the unreasonableness, etc etc) could have, in fact, been way worse. and might've been, actually, under another writer at the time.

#(especially under a female writer oops) #she was treated. actually kind of pretty well for the time period. #and lbr. the sexism present in tim's robin comic is downright tame compared to other comics of the time #(cough superboy cough. i mean. i liked it well enough but let's be real.) #idk maybe because i can very easily separate in my head what's there just because it's 90s media & to be expected. #it's easy for me to see the ways in which she was treated narratively very well despite the 90s ways in which she wasn't #obviously i'm talking pre-2003 this is ignoring anything war drums on. #anyways i think it's important to discuss the flaws & biases of the era #but i also think it's important to understand the culture of the era in which things were made #i feel this was about drake parenting too btw #and the overall cultural shift in how parenting is done & understanding the needing for parents to be absent #for the story of a child hero #but also at the time there were differences in what parents were taught was best practice and what was considered good parenting #there's so much that has changed as far as best practice & considered good in the past 10 years let alone the 80s and 90s

[goatedgreen]

i think the difference between tumblr and other social medias is that reblogging is really encouraged here not just bc.. thats how the site works, but also because unlike sites like, instagram for example, your blog isnt really meant to be something other people root through at all. like your blog is for you, the “social” part of this social media lies in tags/reblogs, which while are technically interactions with the source post, are mainly to add to your own collage of posts on your own blog

i think the most social part of tumblr is actually the ask system, which to me is basically like a public DM, thats like the only part that isnt explicity for yourself...

like i dont even go back through my own blog! i dont know what the fuck is on there, unlike instagram in which every post is carefully chosen to show something specific about yourself ig. tumblr is just for whatever, like who cares dude. 

#this is for people who are hesitant to rb things ig #like no one is judging you for rbing 5 things in 2 minutes #thats actually pretty tame #you dont have to curate your blog at all #because really its more of a live feed of your interetst #rather than a scrapbook of your most favourite things ever #idk if any of this makes sense

[gothicwill]

As an eldest sibling I get Hannibal lecter, bc if someone murdered my younger sibling then forced me to eat them…yeah I’d become psychotic too.

#the world would burn at my feet actually! so he’s pretty tame #hannibal #nbc hannibal #will graham #hannibal lecter #hannigram #nbc hannigram #mizumono #hugh dancy

[mistysblueboxstuff]

don't follow ESC and don't normally care but am low-key proud these guys are gonna be representing Croatia

not a joke entry - it's an anti-war song and it's brilliant

#they've been like this for like 40 years fyi #this is actually pretty tame compared to what they do usually xD #am happy that for once people here recognized that this is art and the message behind it #video #tw flashing #Youtube #let 3

[fakeuwus]

let’s just all kill ourselves we should all just kill ourselves what if we all just killed ourselves

#nic thinks ⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ #this is actually pretty tame but still #i wanna jump off a bridge #jay enhypen #park jongseong #enhypen

[sweetest-honeybee]

Have a good rest whenever you decide to head off! Im sure this'll seem clearer tomorrow :)

We’ll see how it goes!

#and like I said I’ve got other AUs and I can make more! #I was actually fixing to do my own take on an opposite au haha #just for the fun of the deisgns #and the crime puppets au is pretty tame #so if worst comes to worst it’s not the end of every ounce of wh content I’d ever make

[fauchart]

Marchosias

First drawing of 2023!!

#ars goetia #greenport #ocs #oc art #marchosias #marc #body horror #gore #my art #was about time I drew Marc's true form!! #now you all have a visual of what my boy actually looks like... #somewhat. he can look much much (much) worse than that #it's pretty tame here compared to what he is like in his natural habitat. aka hell #staying on earth for 600+ years will do that to you! Makes you look almost normal and healthy (no) #anyway i love my boy. look at him

[daily-dose-of-bucket]

do you ever look at your asks and question half the shit on there or is everyone sane in here

Well,

#not a daily #the majority of asks are pretty tame actually. mostly cute requests #i have been thinking about the 'your turn to freaky' a lot though.

[ellraiser]

This is the ideal gamedev desktop. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

#this is pretty tame for me actually #had a clean-up recently when i finished the snacktorio demo #like a defrag for my computer and my brain #gamedev #indie dev

[mitamicah]

Wip; last one of the flower boys for today xD

Sunflowers for Jure as suggested by @j-restlessgeek :3

I still miss a flower for Kris so feel free to suggest xD

#sadly the tulip has been taken by bojan #otherwise it would be fun to go tulip for kris since .... dutch xD #actually maybe it is good the tulip has been taken because that was pretty tame xD #if it wasnt obvious i have way too much fun drawing these :'D #jure maček #bojan cvjeticanin #nace jordan #jan peteh #joker out #wip #my own art