#actually just straight up merk him

[funkygaypeopleinmyphone]

Nothing gets me into a fiery rage more than thinking about 343 has handled the Halo series after Bungie left it off on such a high note. 1, 2 and 3 were good, ODST and Reach were godlike, and they expanded on the universe quite a few times with books and comics and all that. And then 343 came in and just completely gumbled most of it up. CEA was cool, but basically just kitbashed Reach and upscaled Halo 3 assets together and lost some of the original touch the game had back in 2001.

Halo 4 was, ok? The best part was Cortana's story, going into more depth about rampancy and how it affects AI, especially one that we've known and loved for over a decade at that point. The Forerunners were fucking stupid personally, it's hinted to and LITERALLY SAID IN HALO 3, that humans are forerunners, just after the shitshow that was all the rings firing off. 343 Guilty Spark literally says that Chief is a forerunner, and then they just whipped it around and said "well actually he's a reclaimer because blablabla" ok whatever, they do flesh it out more in expanded works and explain it in Halo 4 so atleast theres that. Del Rio is an asshole to the savior of humanity for no reason. The sudden art style change that makes no sense is stupid, like you could've delayed the change until the Infinity rolled around. The Diadact is just space voldemort turning humanity into NFTs after being on r/nofap for 100,000 years, who then dies pretty unceremoniously to a shit ass grenade in a quick time event.

Halo 5 is.... fucking just Halo 5. The Cortaba story is so bad, why did you bring her back as an antagonist? Why didn't you stick to the marketing that was actually a really cool idea about Chief going rogue and hunting the truth. Where are the Marines? Why do I have to fight the Warden Eternal like 20 times? Better balancing than 4 i guess, but god the plot is just all over the place. And that fight scene with Chief, Chief was abducted as a child and forced into the spartan program and trained to be a cold brutal killer of the UNSC's foes. Without Mjolnir armor he straight up merked 2 ODSTs in hand-to-hand combat. This 7-foot-augmented-out-the-ass man had an equal match in a mass produced Spartan 4? Sure Locke is ONI so he's got some spice to him and he's still a Spartan wearing similar armor to Chief, but come on, you can't tell me a guy who saves humanity for breakfast is on a similar level to Halo Nightfall guy.

Infinite is strange. They basically drop Halo 5's characters for the most part, give Chief new (remastered Mk.6) armor, bring back older models of guns and stuff with a new coat of paint (Reach AR, Battle Rifle, now the DMR) and blow up Cortana and the Infinity within the first like, 30 minutes of the game. Ooooo the Banished except wait after Atriox's not-death they're pretty incompetent and are gettinf roflstomped by Chief and are really only good at killing UNSC off screen. The open world shit was ok, but for Halo i dont think its entirely the best idea to go for whatever Far Cry ass shit they pulled. Bringing back the old designs was really cool and much better than the sterile, clean, sharp edges of 4 and 5. Their armor and weapons looked like brand new toys while Infinite's look more realistic and have a bit more wear and tear to em. But its also missing a ton and just kind of ends off on a weird half note for the story. Like where are they gonna go with this? Idk, its just weird.

343, make more stories without Chief. I know Chief is the figurehead of the franchise, but for god's sake please please please make side stories in the universe. I want to see how humanity recovered after the war, how the different species in the Covenant took the end of the war. Exploring Forerunner sites? Side stories in the human-covenant war with ODSTs and Marines! You could totally make the Harvest campaign into a game! Give us the origin story for Sgt Johnson and how he and others did during the opening months of the conflict! Give us more on the Insurrection! You've done it before, Halo Forward Unto Dawn was actually a really cool movie, why don't you do some more stuff like that??

Idk, I love Halo but 343 gotta step their game up

#halo #343 industries #fucking please make more side content i want more down to earth halo content #im sure the loreheads will suck yall dry if you do

[grasshopperdoingdogpaddle]

People are asking for random ratings from people so I request a ranking of Chase Young's top 5 attempted murders

Not sure what criteria to use to rank attempted murder... but I'm game?

A lot of the time Chase doesn't bother with actually trying to merk someone since he'd rather use them as pawns or intimidate and rule over them. So I'll only use the genuine, unambiguous times he was definitely trying to end someone's life on-screen.

5 - Jack, by trying to crush him with a boulder

The best part about this one was all the facial expressions we got. From Chase's smug smile as he says he's "finally about to get rid of him" to the look of absolutely shock and disappointment he shares with Wuya when Jack manages to get up. It’s golden, especially coming from someone as composed as Chase. It feels almost like a Swiper "aw man" moment, but about murder instead of petty theft.

He's pretty flippant about holding a life in his hands. He revels in it, in fact, says that Spicer’s painful death has been a long time coming. So seeing him so confused at not actually pulling it off was funny. This isn’t someone who’s used to messing up his assassinations.

Also, it's quite cute how the Xiaolin monks were the ones who saved Jack from this untimely fate.

4 - Raimundo, by almost biting him in half

It is a good thing Clay is a quick thinker, because Chase was really going for it. He was fully primed to bite someone in half for trying to take back Omi. 

It gives us confirmation that Chase will eat a human without hesitation, and the moment had some excellent tension in it. A nice quick show of the bond between the monks and how hard they try for each other.

A nice glimpse of how Chase's thoughts, too. The look on his face switching from that smug smirk as he caught the punches, into the murderous glare right before he shifted his dragon form, is very interesting to read into. It’s fun to get that occasional reminder that Chase is capable of being very brutal and evil, just in case him burning down that entire village for a laugh and plunging the world into darkness doesn’t quite doing it.

3 - Guan, by pushing him in the pit of fire

The first time we really see how far Chase is willing to go. It was a neat way to set the tone for what kind of villain Chase Young is, and the scene is definitely harsher in hindsight once we learn the history between Guan and Chase.

The other monks all on the sidelines reacting with such abject horror, and the visible beads of sweat on Guan's face while he struggles, before he finally managed to free himself just in time... This fight felt fun and intense to watch.

2 - Hannibal (disguised as Clay), by pinning him down and trying to stab him in the face

The only time on this list where I was actually rooting for Chase.

Usually Chase’s staff has blades at its ends, so I assume Chase was about to shoot out the blades and stab Hannibal? I’m not entirely sure that would even work on Hannibal, but Chase sure hoped it would.

This whole scene was such a great use of dramatic irony. It hurts all the more that this was their last chance at preventing the evil that is Hannibal Roy Bean from being released into the world and the monks themselves accidentally got in the way. Chase waiting by the temple gate and Ying-Ying being so happy to see Hannibal again that she flies straight to him really elevates the moment. It establishes a lot of interesting dynamics in just a minute.

1 - Dojo, by almost making him into Lao Mang Lone Soup

I love Dojo but this was just too hilarious.

Dojo sat in a simmering pot of soup and still needed more hints to figure out what was happening here. 

Chase introduced himself into the story by getting ready to murder Dojo’s legendary dragon, and he even makes a thinly-veiled threat to throw the monks into the soup and eat them, too. 

The usually cautious and skittish Dojo has lost his sense of self-preservation because he was given a nice cookie. And Chase has been planning this for apparently so long. Comedy gold, truly.

The animosity between Chase and Dojo is set up and stays consistent for the whole rest of the series after this. Chase puts the blame for his finale plan falling apart squarely on the fact that he was robbed of the chance to eat Dojo then and there.

#Chase Young #Dojo Kanojo Cho #Omi #Master Monk Guan #Jack Spicer #Wuya #Raimundo Pedrosa #Hannibal Roy Bean #Clay Bailey #Xiaolin Showdown #anonymous

[vexwerewolf]

CW: Obi-Wan spoilers, and Star Wars spoilers in general

I think the important thing not enough people about Darth Vader is that he's a goon, a jester, an absolute clown, he's comically inept and portraying him as some kind of terrifyingly competent death machine is both kinda fashy and also inaccurate

Consider: the dude gets merked in the majority of the on-screen fights he's in. In all the films and series he has one solid win, and one of those is against Luke Skywalker in The Empire Strikes Back, who's a young, unskilled, imcompletely trained opponent. The only fight with a similarly skilled opponent where he comes out on top is Count Dooku in Revenge of the Sith, and he had help from Obi-Wan. In literally every other fight except Rogue One (where he's just murdering non-force sensitives whose weapons cannot penetrate his armour) he gets the shit kicked out of him.

He's just... bad at fighting, and the recent fight in Obi-Wan episode 6 illustrates this really well: he's sloppy, keeps overcommitting to his swings and going wide, wastes time blustering and simply cannot deal with an enemy his superior strength doesn't intimidate. In fact, the second half of the fight is almost entirely Obi-Wan flexing on him: using his ridiculous spin move, doing a better version of the rock-throwing manoeuvre, exploiting his vulnerable front-facing life support panel and eventually reducing him to a screaming wreck just by showing him mercy.

Also consider: a major plot point in The Empire Strikes Back is that he's had to hire bounty hunters because even with all the resources of the Imperial Navy and his super-special personal star destroyer he can't find the one ship he's chasing AND IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING FUNCTIONAL HYPERDRIVE

AND ONLY ONE OF THE BOUNTY HUNTERS HE HIRES IS SMART ENOUGH TO THINK "HMMM MAYBE I SHOULD CHECK IF THEY HID ON THE BACK OF ONE OF THE STAR DESTROYERS"

I think another really good example of this clownery is how he kills Captain Needa, one of the most forthright and upstanding imperial officers we ever see, a dude who takes responsibility for the people under his command, despite their failure being due to the an unexpected and unorthodox enemy maneuver the Imperial Navy's training didn't prepare them for. That's a dude you want in command.

He also kills his own Admiral just before a major battle and hands command to Piett, a man clearly unsuited to the task who proceeds to fail every single job he's given and eventually crashes Vader's extremely expensive, very powerful flagship straight into the Empire's even more expensive battlestation.

To sum up: Vader is an impatient, violently unstable clown who only wins fights due to his armour and superior strength, cannot effectively fight enemies who actually know how to brawl, repeatedly appoints and then murders incompetent underlings, does not learn from his mistakes and cannot take responsibility for his own actions

This is a pitch-perfect portrayal of a high-ranking fascist general

#darth vader #clown #star wars #spoilers #obi wan spoilers #obi wan show #obi wan #fascists #fascism

[corvidshipping]

fuck it b.tb s/i lore dump

(EXTREMELY long post under the cut. sincerely. genuinely. i wrote a novel. also, spoilers)

born Jane Child (in some legal documents its spelled as Jane C.hilde cause yknow how spelling was just straight up not standardized back then) sometime in the late 1400s (the date im using is 1490 but that could change very easily.

mildly poor family, not exactly peasants but tradesmen by birth. blacksmiths, carpenters, etc.

bc their family was yknw. lower class. they started studying/training to work very early on since it was necessary for them to help support their family since they very likely wouldnt get much from marrying. so between like 11-14 years old they started studying under a local midwife and eventually became apprenticed to her.

eventually became pretty good at it and started doing it on their own in early adulthood. became known as trustworthy, clean, and supportive.

married at around eighteenISH. to a man named nicholas fletcher, who was (huge surprise) a generational arrowmaker. his family had passed down a shop... or something.. for generations.

they were definitely bi and nb the entire time but bc of the restrictions of the era they never reaaaally realized it. jane and nicholas were never really. in love. there was no hate or anything they cared about each other very much but they were more best friends than anything else. in fact they probably never actually said i love you to each other like. ever.

bore a son that same year, who would be named bartholomew fletcher. barty for short :-)

stuff happens etc etc and they eventually get Ye Olde 15th Century Callout Post and accused of beign a witch by a noblewoman and was executed for it aroooouuund 1511-1516ish.

these next few points will be presented in greentext format bc i think its the funniest possible way to explain it

>be me, simple english midwife wrongly executed for witchcraft >spend the next several centuries in a dreamless slumber underground >wake up randomly one day >whole council of Shadowy Figures is standing over me >they explain ive been chosen for a "special purpose" and its an "honor" >mfw

>they ask me if ill go to the surface to find some dude they claim used to work for him but went insane and got too "dangerous to the veil" to keep around >dont understand but say okay anyway cause anything is better than being underground any longer >get up there, everything is weird and bright and different now >realize i have weird burns on my face from being burnt at the FUCKING stake >they (the shadow figures) told me no one can know what im doing so find a passable mask in a thrift shop >random child is walking on the street alone, apparently lost >help her home bc im dead, not a bad person >disappear before her mom sees >days pass, im at the city center >drew up my own wanted posters for the guy bc i have no clue where else to start >a group of people starts staring at me >look to see why >its the same FUCKING child i walked home days ago >she recognized the dumbass mask >whyaretheyinclownmakeup.jpeg >runaway.jpeg >think i escaped cleanly but they find me from the wanted poster >try to think of a lie on the spot but instead i claim im a janitor >a janitor. at a park. >claim the guy was wanted for trespassing and being a general nuisance >they seem to buy the story and leave >FINALLY find the bastard whos behind all this >pull out the magic bigass chain i got given by the Creepy Shadow People >thisisntevenmyfinalform.jpeg >he pulls out an even bigger hammer >ohfuck.jpeg >he homeruns me through a goddamn WALL. >end up landing next to the same weird clownpeople who almost figured me out the first time >apparently the guy merked their boss ??? >explain the story to them and theyre weirdly cool about it >decide to take a psychological approach, go back down underground and ask for the fun special book with everyones entire life story in it >ohoho ive got you now motherfucker. >random puppet seller or something who died alone, who cares >wait whos that >ohfuckpart2.jpeg >guy isnt a rogue agent at all, the new HBIC is the person who murdered him and they dont want him to be a problem for them. >struggle morally >find him again, try to explain whats going on and convince him hes in danger >he is not having it >the big fucking hammer is back again. >fuck this, time to activate my special ability: Big Ass Fucking Wrecking Ball >cold wind blows >the HBIC has arrived. >says i took too long so now theyre doing it themself. >pent up rage at wrongful execution 500 years ago builds up >guess i didnt deal with that trauma as well as i thought >animefight.jpeg >literally kill death themself. >shadow people come back to drag me back underground >wait no, theyre actually asking me if i want to be death now since i killed them >or i can go back underground and sleep peacefully for the rest of time and dream of my former life >show me what will happen if i choose to take the scythe >looks boring and lonely as shit to do for the rest of forever >show me my ex-husband and son who i will dream of if i go back >really struggle with it >remember that guy i was hired to find >remember clownpeople i bonded with while hunting his ass >god it has to be lonely for him to be the only dead guy walking on earth huh. >fine.jpeg >everyone is shocked to see me come back >they were sure i was gonna peace out after that bullshit >lolno.jpeg >tell dude hes stuck with my annoying ass now >he acts super irritated with it >end up spending time around him because our jobs cross paths >hes kinda funny in a mildly frightening way >deliberately spend more time around him because its not like theres anyone else around >shit hes kinda cool >shit hes kinda hot in a dead guy way what do i do, i think im in love with him now.

#paperheart.txt #god i have to . tag this now #parental death tw #death ment tw #ask 2 tag #i feel ike theres probably more but idk what else would need tagged so #childbirth tw #???? #s/i: jane fletcher

[wawataka]

Hey so. Disney, being the ever so greedy monopolistic company to ever exist, is trying to trademark the names OF LITERAL NORSE GODS. like how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man. it’s absolutely ridiculous that we have to sign a petition to stop it

#i honestly hope walt disney successfully cryogenically froze himself so he can come back and i can slap him #actually just straight up merk him #like that is a literal religion isn’t it #like did you not learn your lesson from the time you tried to trademark día de los muertos??? #anyway sign the petition god that fact that this is a situation is shameful #maybe if i tag this correctly it’ll work #loki odinson #thor ragnarok #what else #just #disney #? #petition

[umbrclflame]

Headcanons Meme

@vilestblood​ asked:

HANDS : Is your muse good at controlling their emotions, do they repress them, or act before they have a time to think? Has your muse ever done something bad because they failed at controlling their emotions, and in that case how does your muse feel about it now?

Putting this under a read more cuz oooh boy this is going to get LONG

Crucible Knight Ordovis: Being one of the two leaders of the Crucible Knights, I feel it’s imperative that he had his own emotions under control, no matter how much he may be feeling on the inside. That’s not to say that he represses them however, he will express them as appropriate to the situation, though if he is feeling any semblance of fury/anger, chances are it’ll come out as a glare or he’ll just straight up merk whoever it is after some “careful consideration” (cough Seluvis cough Pidia cough). 

He’s not done anything... yet, that is the result of him failing to control his emotions, though now that he is without the constraint of a Lord and formed attachments to another (heavy emotional attachment too), and without the burden of leadership expectations upon his shoulders (or at least not the same amount that was expected of him when he was under Godfrey’s leadership), Ordovis lets his more emotional side out much more often. There’s a more than good chance that if anything is to happen to Darian, he will snap, maybe even fight a god or three. In other words, he’s got a hand on his emotions, but if shit happens, he’s throwing hands. 

Darian/D, Hunter of the Dead: Arguably the calmest and most collected one, I would say, not just because he is the calmer one of the twins compared to Devin, but also because of the requirements of his job being that he has to have a clear head and control over his own feelings and thoughts to be efficient. The duty of a hunter of those Who Live In Death means that he will see a lot of innocents dying along the way to the corrupt influence of the warped Deathroot, rising once again to a grotesque fate of being stuck between life and death, he can’t let his emotions such as pity or sadness get in the way, because he still does feel this for the poor people that is afflicted with such a fate. 

But boy to say that Darian suppresses his feelings is an understatement. Years of living as an outcast with his brother did a number upon this particular part of him. He guards his thoughts and emotions with the same weary eye that the others would look at him with, a defense mechanism that is to protect himself and Devin from harm. I touched on this a bit before, how he even chooses to speak in an almost emotionless tone to appear as business - like as he possibly could, stopping anyone who might think of approaching. 

Only those that he trusts the most will get to see how he feels on the inside, to see the man behind the golden mask. He hasn’t done anything, yet, that is the result of him losing control, but lay hands on Devin and see what happens...

Starscourge Radahn: He doesn’t care about hiding anything, in short, Radahn will wear his heart on his sleeve for all to see because why should he bother with hiding them? Though he does restrain himself somewhat before the Shattering happened and when he was expected to stand before the other members of his family as a proper demigod prince. Post the Shattering, he doesn’t care any more who he stands before, if he’s feeling the distaste or however, he will show them, no more repressing for anything, if he hates someone, he’ll say it out loud, probably send them flying off into space with a meteor or six. Maybe he’ll hold himself back from doing something if asked (such as not pulverizing Seluvis despite how much he wants to send that bitch off into space), but that will be all the courtesy they will get. 

Though, he still does give himself some time to think before acting out, as he differentiates between showing visible disgust/affection/etc. on his face to actually doing the action itself. Again, referring back to the previous example I mentioned, he fucking hates Seluvis and feels that he’s a creep, he wants to punt him off into space and will show it on his face, but for Ranni’s sake, he will hold himself back. And no, he hasn’t done anything that is the result of himself failing such control: unlike Darian or Ordovis, I don’t think he ever will, purely because of the weight of the duty upon his shoulders that require a clear head and control (holding the stars and the very heaven itself prisoner). 

Crucible Knight Salvius: Ooh boy this is a fun one. Salvius likes to think himself the calm one, and often can be that one. At least compared to his brother, Crucible Knight Severus, he can be the more levelheaded and controlled one, though beyond that it’s a stretch to say that he has that kind of control. Much like his lover Radahn, he will show exactly how he feels to whoever is the recipient of those feelings. Pre - Shattering, he harbored distaste and anger towards Marika for attempting to keep the two of them apart, though he controls himself that much so he wouldn’t visibly display those emotions in front of her. 

Post Shattering, after the Battle of Aeonia and his journey to drag his beloved back from the clutches of the madness of Rot, Salvius only holds back so much so that it wouldn’t cause trouble for himself or for his lord... hence his title, the Dragon of Redmane, those that incite his fury will be burned with furious fire, those that are his friends will feel his affection and loyalty for all the times to come. Yes, that’s to say he had indeed lost control of himself at one point, cleaving the head of a Tarnished from their shoulder with a single swing of his greatsword for the disrespect that they displayed towards the Redmanes (not even to Radahn himself, mind you). He feels no regret for it, though, one that incite the dragon’s wrath should know that they will be burned. 

#[letters from the crucible: asks]: ordovis #[redmane signet: asks]: radahn #[hunter’s notes: asks]: d #[written in flames: asks]: salvius #vilestblood #// WHEW this got long

[july-19th-club]

1x08 review: sansa doesn’t seem to have ever figured out that arya is not going to dancing lessons, but rather fencing lessons where the style of fencing is referred to as a ‘dance.’ she just thinks her kid sister is very bad at the waltz, or whatever, which is hysterical and also truth in television. representation for siblings that just straight up don’t care about each other’s hobbies. things are starting to get serious in this episode. all fifty of ned’s last employees? merked. sansa’s catholic school teacher? merked. a couple guys who used to be night watchmen? merked and then zombified and merked again. arya’s fencing instructor? merked. some kid she ran into at the wrong time? merked. some guy who tries to poison dany, which jorah is in on until he realizes that means his teenage crush (ew) would be dead? not merked immediately but that’s not really an improvement. jason momoa said he didn’t feel like invading westeros just for some stupid chair last episode, but after this incident he gives a big hammy speech about how he really would like to invade, actually, just you watch me burn and pillage and rape just so many towns, and dany makes this face like ‘gottem.’ she doesn’t seem to be considering the fact that he is doing it in her son’s name and not hers, which you would think she’d eventually start to find annoying but we all know it doesn’t get that far because in this episode he shows off in a fight and gets himself infected and a lady whose town he just burned volunteers to treat him, which is so trustworthy and dany is like yes absolutely you may come near my big dumb sexy husband, so i don’t forsee their marriage problems getting as far as all that. tyrion makes several hundred rowdy new friends by being the scruffy reverse snow white that all the wannabe big drunk guys in this series imprint upon. that said it did work on me also and i think it’s a solid tactic 

#ive never seen game of thrones

[dylanobrienisbatman]

Ok honestly, a part of me thinks that Alina could’ve ended up like the Darkling if it weren’t for her having Mal as a friend. Like yeah, she was bullied and picked on quite a bit in the orphanage, but she was never alone. Never lonely.

..... So... i made a whole big ole rant-ing post only to realise i misread this !!!!!!!!! i'm SO sorry!! thanks to @hopskipaway for pointing out my error lol! So, lets try this again now that I actually know what you were talking about... sorry!!!

--- Alina being like the Darkling! It's an interesting concept actually, the idea that without Mal, she would have become something like him. I think part of my original very salty response actually does apply here, but in a different way! So, if Mal hadn't existed, Alina would have probably ended up in the Little Palace when she was really young, after she was tested. That means that little pre-teen Alina would have been sent straight into the waiting grasp of the Darkling, without Mal existing to fight for her and protect her. She would have been abused, manipulated, taken advantage of, and probably enslaved (if the Darkling had been able to find the Stag... which... would he? Could he find it without Mal? that's a whole different discussion!!). So the psychology of who Alina is as a person would be totally different! However, I still have trouble imagining her ending up like the Darkling, just in the sense that he is really a very, very different person than she is, like to her core. When you get to his chapters in Rule of Wolves, you see that he has a complete disregard for the lives of anyone but himself. You can assume that from his actions in the trilogy, but the glimpse into his psyche that we get from his POV chapters really makes it very clear. Even his most ardent supporters, they are all just tools for him, they all exist simply to serve a purpose in his master plan. I think even if Alina was abused and controlled from a very young age, there is still a part of her that is so intrinsically good that she would never be able to really go full 'evil' the way he has. I think the closest she gets in the books is after Mal dies in Ruin and Rising. If Mal had stayed dead, I could see her fully loosing her grip on reality and going totally insane with power, and, considering at that point she has the power of all three amplifiers, if she didn't lose the power at that point like she does in the story, I think it would have over taken her, much the way the power of the Merzost did the Darkling, and she could have maybe gone to the dark side. (She would have definitely still killed Darkles, lets be clear. She would have merked his shadow ass and then gone on a rampage, but still. He's dead in every scenario.) However, in this scenario, Mal doesn't exist. So whether or not she'd be able to even find the other two amplifiers is debatable, and, more importantly, the catalyst to her descent into darkness is no longer there. So Alina would have to find a way to the dark side without that traumatic event, and idk if that's really possible.

I think she would have ended up more like Zoya, if I'm being honest. Zoya, in the first book, is needlessly cruel and vicious to anyone who threatens her status at the Little Palace, specifically as the Darkling's favoured student. She is cold and she seemingly doesn't give a damn about anything or anyone besides her own power and her own status. The Darkling's abuse of Zoya was much the same as his abuse of Alina. This constant push for her to believe that nobody was as special as her, nobody was as powerful as them, nobody was as important as them, it created this internal struggle where Zoya had been groomed into believing that anything the Darkling asked of her was acceptable because she was special, and the two of them were going to "change the world". Alina growing up under those same circumstances, I think it would have affected her similarly. I think she would have ended up bitter, lonely, and so paranoid about loosing her status and her power that it would have made her cruel.

I don't think she would have necessarily ended up as cruel and evil as the Darkling, but also, time would have told us if that was true. What would Alina look like after a century, two, three, five? What would she look like if she spent her entire life convinced that nobody in the world was as important as her, as powerful as her, that nobody on earth mattered as much as she did? What does that kind of psychological twisting do to a person? But I think the most crucial difference is that The Darkling believed that all on his own. The Darkling saw his power as a mark of his importance. He believed that his power put him above everyone else. Alina never believed that, and if she came to believe that, it wouldn't be because it was something she came to believe on her own, it would be because someone powerful who was grooming and abusing her convinced her that that was true, much like Zoya.

So while I do agree that yeah, there are paths that Alina could have taken in which she turned towards the greed and darkness that the Darkling inhabits, I don't think she could ever be like him, because, at his core, the Darkling is an evil man who believes that nobody in the world matters as much as he does, whereas Alina, through the entire story, always believed in the goodness and the value of the everyman. Alina always believed that the people around her were worth fighting to save.

#I can't read guys #alina starkov #shadow and bone #seriously so sorry about that first rant anon!!! #the darkling #this is a super interesting concept!!!

[aforrestofstuff]

TOP 5 FAVE W O M A N MOMENTS

I gotcha, anon. Sorry this is so late! I took forever trying to gather these panels and despite my efforts, they are mostly potato quality. Thanks for your ask, though! ❤️

In no particular order:

1. Fubuki putting the fear of God into Do-S

It’s not often we get to see Fubuki tear shit up, and I think this is the one of only few times we’ve seen her use her signature move in the manga (not counting that one omake where she fucks up all those little spiders). It was up until this point that I thought of her to be super... weak? Like, I thought this whole time she was just using her status as Tatsumaki’s little sister to wrangle up a bunch of hooligans as her underlings but I’ve found that to be a fat fucking lie. She’s super badass in her own right. She even resisted Do-S’ love magic whip thingy because her will is just that strong.

Fubuki doesn’t need to be Tatsumaki’s little sister to be feared, she just needs to be pissed off.

Personally, we don’t give Fubuki enough credit in terms of strength and raw “fuck ‘em up” power. I know she didn’t win this fight (technically), but Do-S is a demon threat monster and even some of the S-Class have a hard time with demon threats (cough cough, Zombieman and Pureblood). And, not to mention, Fubuki was also fending off her entire crew—who were taken under the influence of Do-S’ super BDSM love spell magic—this entire fight!

Darkness Blade was also involved somewhere but this ain’t about him. Moving on:

2: Do-S would’ve straight up merked Amai Mask’s crackheaded ass had he not been an actual freak of nature

(Sorry for the microwave quality pictures but we’ve all read the manga right? Just use your imagination.)

So, prior to Murata reworking the entire “Amai Mask commits homicide via his own damn hands” segment with Do-S, we had Do-S basically surrendering herself to Amai at the sight of him dicing up her love slaves at the speed of light (the merc squad). I did not like this AT ALL. I thought Do-S was a kickass character and for her to have this stupid death scene was really disappointing.

Thankfully, Murata thought the same thing. She still fucking died, of course, but she gets a little more... er, dignity? Idk, she’s just badass.

Amai Mask pretty much slams her skull into the wall, gives her like 13 concussions, and when he thinks he’s in the clear—BAM! Elastigirl powers, bitch! Do-S wraps herself around Amai and utilizes her freaky ass Alien-esque snake tongue to drill into his eyeball as her last stand before death. And this is why I think it’s valid that Fubuki had such a hard time dealing with her, because if it were any other S/A-Class hero (besides Zombieman, Superalloy, Genos... and maybe even Metal Bat) that got their brains drilled into via snake tongue, they would’ve died. If it were Child Emperor, Puri Puri, or even Atomic Samurai at the other end of her attack, they would’ve been FADED, man! It’s only because Amai has those bullshit monster invulnerability powers that he survived.

In conclusion: Do-S got done dirty the first time around, but Murata has since redeemed himself by giving her some wicked elastic powers and nearly dealing the final blow to Amai before dying. She’s also rlly sexy uwu

3. It is written somewhere in the Geneva Conventions that using Captain Mizuki’s thighs as a means of destruction is considered a war crime

First of all: holy fuck I’m horny.

Second of all: UUUH??????? This is 100% just Murata’s death by snu-snu fetish in action but I’m not complaining. Mizuki is super badass. I’m not a fan of this trope that women in male-dominated media have to give up their femininity in order to be taken seriously, so I was expecting at least one female character in OPM to be a mirror reflection of this shitty trend (judging by ONE’s track record of being allergic to women). However, OPM is all about taking tropes and putting them in a meat grinder. Mizuki is super feminine, bubbly, and positive! And that doesn’t make her any less of a fearsome opponent to these monsters, which is something I can really appreciate.

Overall, OPM has very few female characters (which is bad), but the treatment of the few we have is very good when compared to other media of the same medium. I’ve said before how I enjoy the fact that both sexes are treated as equal opportunity fanservicing, and I think it’s fitting to reverberate that here.

Mizuki is hot as hell, but she’s also strong, fun, and a ray of fucking sunshine. Her and Mumen would be great friends, now that I think of it!

4. Shadow Ring said SIKE

UNDERAPPRECIATED QUEEN RIGHT HERE ^^^^^^^

She’s so badass in the entirety of the surface strike sequence we get before the heroes enter the Monster Association base (take a shot every time I say badass. Try it, you’ll die).

I was super impressed by how strong she is?? And the whole time I’m reading this fight sequence I’m just like.... why aren’t we seeing more of her. She should have just as much screen time as Stinger! She was even noticed by Ninja Extraordinaire, Flash Flash; and she played a pretty big part in getting the S-Class to open their eyes to the combat prowess of the lower classes. If it weren’t for her, I fully believe the strike team would’ve had a much harder time penetrating the monsters’ defenses.

Also she’s cute as hell. All of the other female characters in OPM are over the top supermodel sexy (again, not complaining), so it’s refreshing to get someone that goes against the status quo (which as I’ve said before, OPM is kinda all about). Whenever we see her unmasked in those little volume extras Murata makes, I just want to squeeze her cheeks like an annoying aunt.

I forgot to mention this in the Mizuki section, but I think it also applies here: her teammates never point out the fact that she’s a woman. There’s no commentary on it, no snide “oh hurr hurr you’re a girl under the mask?” comments, just women kicking ass and male counterparts kicking ass alongside them, which is another thing I appreciate. It’s not often we get women in manga just.... existing. It seems there’s always gotta be a good reason for writers to insert female characters into their stories (WHY), but not here. Shadow Ring’s sole purpose in the story is to kill monsters and look cool while doing it. She gets the same treatment as all the other himbos around her.

I am completely aware that my say on the subject of gender equality in media could be completely invalid because I’m a cis dude but those are just my THOTS

5. Lily being 14 and always ready to murder

Lily stole my wallet and kicked my ass :(

#asks #ask game #Fubuki #do s #OPM #one punch man #captain Mizuki #metal bat #child emperor #zombieman #shadow ring #flashy flash #atomic samurai #Amai mask #Tatsumaki

[scream-into-the-voiddd]

Donald’s soul

being on hiatus in a fandom i just entered had me thinking about some details 

in the harp ep, at the arts and crafts table  

this was the tail Donald made and it was stated

‘i feel like i am looking at your very soul’

I am bored so i thought i would try and break it down logically as to want this might mean.

to do that we have to look at everyone else’s

Huey and Dewy 

Huey’s is the most straight forward as he is a straight forward person 

the JWC are a big part of who he is, as he lives by the JWC life lessons 

-being kind, safe and working hard 

-but also having structure (all of this is expanded on in ep 1 of this season) 

Dewy’s on the other hand, could be a few things 

-the fire of adventure

-the recklessness and destructive power fire has

-the way he warms people around him

- is a light to others 

-plus the pattern itself is one used by people who want to ‘look cool’ that is also a big part of Dewy’s character 

so these do sum them up quiet well,

the only other on we see is Scrooge’s 

(this was the best image i could find)

it is literally a money sake 

think old school robber with the dollar sign on it. the image it self is not enough (as explained in the ep its not until Scrooge’s outburst that they accept it)

because unlike very one else Scrooge was not sincere until this moment

the Dollar sign itself is an interesting choice

as the Scottish currency to Scrooge growing up would have been merk’s, pounds or shillings so the dollar sign would be about what else 

his number one dime

that as been explained many times through out the show as the catechist that made him the man he is

so in an odd way he did actually show his truth

the simple sack is his poor upbringing and the dollar sign is his dime and everything it represents    

so back to Donald 

what could these colours and patterns represent and what does it say about him as a person 

the dark blue strips is most likely his old uniform (this could also apply to the circles but i don’t think so) 

a navy man someone with honour

someone who is disciplined

this is also what he used to wear when he first started adventuring  

  the pink could be his rage (this is me reaching but meh)

rage or anger is usually shown through red but in Donald’s case its about looking at where his anger is from and how it is used. these are both explained by his anger management consular

-where his rage is from= thinking the world is out to get him and not being understood   

- how he uses it = protective instinct 

so his anger is used for love thus the pink and not red

as to the light blue and yellow i think this is to represent the boys as in ep 2 when we get a look into Donald’s mind (kind of) the scene transitions for the boys look like this 

so these boys are in yellow and blue, this is how the boys appear to Donald and he integrated that into the tail.

the colour from Huey 

the dots from Dewy 

and the stripes from Louie 

so all of these things make up Donald’s soul 

-the boy’s

-his rage and how he uses it for love 

-the man he is in uniform and how those old adventures stayed with him, so he is a man of action and serves  

- his is all shown in an artist way and is not as straight forward as everyone else’s that could be a call back to him being a performer / artist himself

but most importantly, the colours are layered and the dots overlap everything. so Donald's life is messy and full, but he has a since of stability because of the boy’s 

so yeah this is Donald’s soul is laid bare here at least this is what i got out of it. 

#ducktales #ducktales 2017 #ducktales season 3 #Donald duck #huey duck #dewy duck #louie duck #scrooge mcduck #dt2017 #dt #yeah break downs of things that don't matter #Whoo #text #image

[panickedmarklee]

Soft Bias Tag 💕

i was tagged on my main account (@someplacewitty ) by my love and queen @wereseoyoung but i felt like this would fit better here so here we go!

Who is your bias? So i guess i’ll go with my first ever bias was jungkook because my first ever kpop group was bts and how could i not fall for the golden maknae?? 

What made you notice them? Besides his literally flawless voice (except when it cracked bc he was going through puberty in that one interview and all the boys laughed at him lol rip) I noticed his smile / laugh and he gets all crinkly and cute and looks so soft and it makes me so soft 

What’s your favorite thing about them? i love love love his beauty marks especially the one under his lower lip i wanna smooch ok 

Who would initiate skinship more? okay but like we all know jungkook is highkey awkward that ab flash in fake love changes nothing so like i feel like at first / in public definitely more because he just wouldn’t know what to do but i bet this boy would love some night time cuddles and more private skinship you know? 

Who would hog the blankets ? JUNGKOOK IS A LIL BRAT WE ALL KNOW IT SO YEAH THAT LIL BUN WILL TOTALLY HOG THE BLANKETS AND HES SO BIG THERE WOULD BE NOTHING I COULD DO AND HE’D LOVE IT 

Who would be more clingy? Like i said earlier, i bet he loves his cuddles but honestly so do i so i feel like we would both just come home and envelope each other and not let go lol.

Who would say ‘i love you’ first? I’d say it like five times within the first minute of meeting him tbh 

Who would be more easily flustered? if i ever got asked about him and we were together i would so blush and get so happy because how could that even happen he so perfect but like if we were out together or with the boys and i gave him a peck on the cheek? he’d turn tomato red ok 

What cuddling position would you have? i’ve already said that we’re both cuddly and honestly any cuddles would do. idk that i’m a smol and he’s a tol i’ll be big spoon if he need me to, i’ll let him lay on me, i’d let him lean back between my legs too. on the other hand, i’d curl up on his lap when he plays video games, we’d wake up face to face holding eachother all tightly, i’d rest my head on his perfect chest and let him play w my hair. i don’t care i just lovE skinship okay pls hold me @ anyone

Which color reminded you of them?  black because he looks so good in black?? and his hair is always dark and usually black and i love it so much and that’s that i guess 

What Season would you like to spend with them? fall for sure because cute cafe dates and i’d steal his sweaters and we could take my dog for walks on nice walks when the leaves are all pretty lol i’m sorry i’m so soft 

Which one of you would make bad puns and how would the other react? look i’m constantly saying dumb stuff and i feel like jungkook is one of the few people who would actually think i’m funny. and if he made puns i would absolutly die of laughter bc he would get all smiley and excited before even finishing it and i will NOT disappoint my mans no matter how awful the pun is. 

Who Would bake cookies and who would steal the batter? Hi yes i live for cooking i am THE mom friend i literally make people come over just to make stuff for them so def me and also do you remember the sweet potato incident? or when he broke the coffee machine? i would give him a spoonful on batter in hopes that it would keep my lil brat distracted so he didn’t do something 

 Who would want to adopt 50 dogs and cats? we all know that i love my pup so much she is my whole world and jungkook loves doggos too so we probably would have to have like rm constantly telling us that we didn’t need another animal everytime we saw a cute one (we won’t listen tho sry joonie) 

Which one of you would nearly burn down the kitchen trying to microwave a poptart and who came to the rescue? first of all people microwave poptarts??? since when?? but also junkook probably up getting a late night snack and falling asleep waiting while it was in the microwave and i’d wake up to the sound of beeping and smoke and just sigh bc again kookie?? 

Who likes to lean of trail railings and who has to pull them back? look i’m not afraid of height but i am alwaYS stressed when people lean over railings at high hieghts and i would defintily have to constantly pull him back

What would watching a horror movie with them be like? i’m pretty unaffected by them like i would always have to shelter my ex-best friend when we watched them and junkook is fairly brave like remember him trying to act uneffected during the zombie run episode? well anyways i feel like he would try to not outwardly be scared but would jump and try to play it off but at ever scary part would slowly curl more and more up into me lol 

who would be the cheesy flirt and who would be the smooth flirt? i feel like again it’d be a bit of a mix like yes junkook is a awkward dweeb sometimes but that cheeky grin when he says “jimin-ssi” is so cute and once he got confidant he would totally try to be more smooth but still say lame stuff for the giggles. and as we’ve established i’m highkey the lame mom friend but also i flirt w people i’m comfortable with or am trying to get on the good side of (i flirt w my friends parents shamelessly and my friends hate me for it lol) 

Who is more competitive? look i suck at video games but i also don’t care that i suck and we know our dweeb kookie loves his video games so i feel like we’d play together and he’d be like “whY aren’t you doing something” and i’d just shrug like “jus wanna see how long i can run in a straight line before getting merked” 

Who would have to be given constant reminders (to eat, don’t forget your keys, etc.) ? i, the certified mom friend who already does this for so many people, would have to constatly remind him to take care of hismelf. remember that one scene in burn the stage? i really really wanted to hold him and make sure he drank plenty of waters and make sure that never happened to him again 

who sends memes and who says ‘i miss you texts’? don’t get me wrong, i love memes more then anything, but i feel like mine wouldn’t hold a candle to jungkooks lol. plus, i’m soft as hell already soo. 

I tag @dim-the-lights-now-girl @yestodayayayay and whoever else would like to give this a try! it’s fun and you totally should!

#tagged #this was so soft #i want to date him so much #he is such boyfriend material #i love jungkook #so much #this was so great #it was like lil bf headcannons #but like personalized #god im too soft for this world lol

[punkscowardschampions]

Rio & Indie

Rio: Are you sitting comfortably? Rio: Because I have POTENTIAL GOOD NEWS FOR ONCE Indie: im cotched baby ✌✌ come thru Indie: whats good? Rio: I found a place Rio: well, Buster did but 'low letting him get all the credit Rio: The lady just rang and said I can go see it at 4 Indie: IS IT??? omf dats so sick Indie: who did mckenna have to mesh like? Indie: bring me w i can leave school rn Rio: Yeah, I know right Rio: Jammy sod but we're well in with a chance as long as it's not like, nothing like the pics Rio: it's a bit outta the 24 but still only a bus ride in so Rio: [Sends said pics] What you think girl?! Indie: hes gon be flexin for days b ready for that 😂😏😂 Indie: bitch we movin up Indie: that place is bare hectic Indie: like a real madness Indie: 😍😍😍😍💖💖👑👑 Rio: 😏 Nothing out the ordinary then Rio: Yeah? I really like it too Rio: I'll swing by, say you've got dentist, whatever Rio: One of the rooms got an en-suite and everything like, no queues for the bathroom what Indie: this got me some type of way Indie: im hyped Indie: they gon let me keep 🐶 w us tho?? Rio: It didn't say nah so we're keeping it quiet but not not bringing him obvs Rio: keep up his training it ain't gonna be an issue, like Indie: BITCH WHAT IS THIS FEELIN Indie: tryna recognise it Indie: buzzin Rio: ���🙌🙌 Rio: I got a good feeling about it, it's near St Stephen's green like so Bomber can have walks and not have to worry about glass and shit everywhere Indie: bout to happy cry all up in this lesso Indie: n Indie: i can take my younger w too Rio: I love you babe Rio: it's gon' be so much better and Drew ain't got no claims or no key this time Rio: exactly, Ro be way more hyped letting her in these ends Indie: how this real?? it feels jokes Indie: heads are 👀ing me & i aint care Indie: ya girl havin some emotions step off it Rio: That's what I kept saying man Rio: like such an idiot like what, is this real life, nah, not me 😂 Rio: serious, they ain't know we living the good life, gotta go Indie: ITS HOW YOUR MANS BE LIVIN 💸💸💸 Indie: imma lips him Indie: soz bout it Rio: 😂 I'll let you live, you highkey in your emotions Rio: 'bout him though Rio: you're okay if he wanna live there too, when he comes for Uni? Rio: He doesn't have to, not like they don't have a house, not that far away, like Indie: babe you kno i aint tryna borrow your garms big love but like daddy delivers in all them ways and aint none of us vexiin Indie: he gotta respect my 🐶 mans but if they bros then yeah Rio: Yeah? Rio: Good Rio: we can do it on our own regardless but it'll be easier if he twos it Rio: and obvs, I want him there, ew 😜 Indie: imagine if you be like nah mckenna pay dem bills & dont be comin round 😂😂😂 Indie: its chill fr he aint no wasteman i be tryna avoid Indie: he havin his daddy moment Rio: Ain't tryna be that kinda daddy like soz taking away all dem perks Rio: Rude 😂 Rio: He loves you too, babe Indie: ri we all been knew what kinda wifey you gon b 😂😏😏😂 Indie: he comes for my gaming shit he getting merked tho keep that discipline fo yoself in your bed Rio: Hush child 🤐😏 Rio: Double hush, I don't even know if he 'bout that life so you safe Rio: though challenge him at ur own risk I ain't being part of that 🙄 Indie: thats how it gon b i 👀 Indie: i got a serious q but i aint tryna bring the mood ⬇ Rio: Seen not heard, with you? Doubt that 😉 Rio: go for it Indie: drew cant stop me innit Indie: like for real Rio: I don't see how, like Rio: who's he going to to 'fight' for you Rio: where's his case for us not looking after you/him ever doing it Indie: ✌✌✌✌✌ Indie: he probs not even gon show but Indie: he always coming to take me from home wen i was lil u kno Rio: I know baby Rio: but he never could keep you Rio: and lbr you gonna be actual grown soon, he really ain't got a leg to stand on, I promise, even if he comes through chattin' Indie: i love you Indie: more than Rio: I love you too, it's gonna be so legit, promise Rio: all the shit we liked from our old, but better too Indie: true man we did the most but that yard was clapped Indie: it was a time & imma miss it but this b a better one Indie: a fucking extra hype era or some shit Rio: 👑 Rio: that's the vibe Rio: can bring the 24 realness with without the bullshit, yeah Indie: innit tho Indie: lowkey repin for all my years but Indie: bitch im 🔥🔥⬆⬆ Rio: We should celebrate 'fore we go Rio: also you need diff garms 'cos not showing up with you in uniform like I'm your single muvva Rio: giving the game away shh Indie: lets break into our former & give it the send off it shoulda had Indie: ruuuude Indie: you is my ma deal w that Indie: still sexy w it so Rio: nah shadier to let him keep it Rio: welcome for the glo up boy Rio: 💋 i'll take it Indie: 😂😂😂😂 Indie: im only vexed cos he aint had my baby sis there but you kno he bringin them other young girls back how he do Indie: waste Rio: 😬 Rio: too real Rio: too gross Rio: does anyone know if he's tried to talk to ro or they have orrrr Rio: like what's going on fr Indie: she blockin hardcore Indie: she dont want him near but from what i 👀 & 👂 he aint tryna reach anyway Rio: 😒 Rio: even if he did just to say i know u don't want me here but if u do Rio: bare minimum Rio: whatever Rio: their drama, not ours Rio: we gettin' good Indie: fr if he aint tryna see her i is Indie: she got real fam Indie: & me too Indie: we all good Rio: mhmm Rio: him doing his part on him Rio: we all doing ours Rio: she's cute then, yeah? Indie: o you aint seen Indie: my bad Indie: u wanna? Rio: nah not yet, like it weren't explicitly stated but Rio: we know she don't want me near either Indie: i got you Indie: ill bring her to you mama Indie: my girls can meet Rio: Are you sure? Rio: idk if she letting her out of her sight like that yet Indie: its chill man Indie: if step ma be startin i got the other to back me Rio: We'll sort that Saturday yeah Rio: can't be giving her the cribs exclusive or the estate agent will be coming at me with catchment areas fr Indie: 😂😂😂 Indie: boo how we celebratin Indie: mckenna aint here thats dry Indie: boy earned his place Rio: I know 😕 Rio: we go out and do it again when he is Rio: we keep it lowkey for now, get some food 'forehand 'cos know you ravenous Rio: then if we fucking with it we can get something extra that we gon' need Indie: truuuuuuu Indie: yeah girl this is beast Indie: im so about it Rio: It's a new block so if we get it we can be in there like, straight away Rio: no one has to move out, it ain't trashed Rio: 😍 Indie: safe Indie: can i roll out the school gates now cos ☁ 9 mood Indie: floating like Rio: I'm omw to pick you but lemme call 'em and you can roll out and meet me somewhere else 'cos I'm still like 15mins away Indie: 😍😍😍😍 Indie: I'll be boardin & 🚬 catch me wen Rio: 👍 Indie: here i be thinkin my day was bare decent cos a lad chirpsin me in the science lab Indie: naaaaaah bitch Rio: Ooh Rio: 'bout it tho Rio: made School worth attending Indie: innit he just rolled up Indie: new boy vibes Rio: 😍 Rio: literally never happened when i was here so rude Rio: known everyone from day 1, blessin' n curse Rio: gimme deets as they come in tho Indie: ikr but its bare long in the year to be criss and showin face 1st time Indie: suspect Rio: wys Rio: he a 30 spy pretending to be a kid orr Indie: idk Indie: but if he a fed he looking fresh on it Rio: 😂 Rio: Mystery, love that Rio: only one way to find out Indie: but like Indie: can i? Rio: Why not? Indie: u kno Rio: Yeah Rio: Take everything at your pace, however that be Rio: this is just chatting we talking about, you good Indie: yeah i can trust innit Indie: bills is right not all lads be like Rio: yeah, if he get it twisted off a convo then he the thirsty cringe one Rio: give it a shot Indie: he so lush lookin tho 😍😍😍 i been knew i said this afore but actual Indie: 👼🏿 Rio: so 'bout that Rio: defs why you wanted to bounce tho Rio: not want me 👀 like the nosy ma I is 😉 Indie: nah dont want him spying you cos you 🔥😍👑 Rio: 😏 gas up your old woman Rio: never gon' say no Indie: you kno its the mood of the century Indie: mckenna beggin for you still Rio: Hope so Rio: need that rent boy Indie: can always shot the 💍 baby Indie: 💎💎💸💸💸💸 Rio: 😭 Rio: Baby no Indie: jam babe i got jokes Indie: we playin Rio: I can't Rio: if he bounce I gonna just wear it forever Rio: awkward for him, soz Indie: 😂😂😂 Indie: he too cuffed to run now Rio: Thanks Ann Summer Indie: i aint never been there Indie: soz bout it Indie: sure she a real one Rio: it's a bit retro these days but you know Rio: not missing much babe Indie: 👌👌 Indie: all lube & lace yeah? Rio: 😂 in a word Indie: no catch me rollin up then i aint need none Rio: okay babe Rio: lemme know if you need anything though, I got you Indie: you wild Indie: what you think i need ma? Rio: well idk Rio: not gonna give you ideas you ain't have but s'a whole world beyond ann and her rabbit Indie: 😂😂😂 Indie: you always tryna get me riding batteries Rio: i am not 😂 make me sound like such a wrongen Rio: tryna make sure u know what u want Indie: we been knew i dont Indie: going for those wronguns myself Rio: gotta explore babygirl Indie: 😒🤔 Rio: Not now, like Rio: we busy bitches Indie: catch me on the street bein indecent hold up Rio: 😏 behave Rio: got mark on your name as is Indie: what you sayin bout Rio: that police always after you without that madness Indie: keepin things fresh for the jakes and the rollers least Indie: they welcome Rio: miss me with that underage bait gurl 😏 Indie: 👌👌👌👌 Indie: 👵 Rio: 😡 cheeky bitch Indie: 💋 Indie: big love baby Rio: I see u Rio: get in 'fore I give you a love tap, like Indie: keep it peaceful Indie: ✌✌ Rio: 💋

[verysleepygal]

Tyler, Mark, Ethan, Amy and Kathryn HeadCanons’s and Imagines!

 This is for my amazing friend @markiplierteamreactions you should go check ‘em out! I think if you like this blog then you’d love their blog much more!! (ALSO: IN THE ORDER AS THE TITLE IS HOW WERE GOING THROUGH THIS) (I have never made something so long oh god)

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(Tyler)

=Movie Night HC:

-Ty would bring you to the movies so you could watch some movies together

-He would always buy your favorite snacks, some popcorn and (there would normally be a stand of hats) would buy you some hats 

-He brought his own blanket so you and him could cuddle up together

-You’d whisper cute “Thank you’s” and “I love you’s” during the cute parts and sappy parts of movies

-When the movie finishes he usually grabs your hands and tells you “I love you so much” “You are a piece of my life that I never want to lose” 

-He’d kiss you everytime as the both of you walked out the theatre linking arms

-When you’d get home he’s kinda carry you to the couch and you’d just fall asleep in his arms and he’d play with your hair and kiss your forehea

=Apocalypse HC:

-You’d practice Archery and use your skill to kill zombies and people who betrayed you (because honestly who wouldn’t)

-Ty would help you practice while going against zombies “So you hold your arm their and then you pull it back, let go but aim for their eyes or forehead/neck”

-You’d casually walk up to some of the zombies and knee them, grab their neck and snap it

-Ty would use a sword he got from a friend before he turned, and use that to sharpen your arrows and slay zombies (He also always slaysssss in the process)

=Caring Tyler

-You’d start sniffling and sneezing and get hot in cold

-Ty and you would go to sleep but you couldn’t because your throat was too itchy and you felt sweaty

-You woke up at like 5 AM and threw up and Ty rubbed your back

-He’d get you some water and some cold towels

-You’d have the cold wet towel around your neck and chugged the water 

-He gives you ice cream and cuddles with you

-He kisses you but you couldn’t protest

-Next day eh sick af and you snicker and say “You should’ve let me protest shortcake”

(Extra add on -AKA V SHORT IMAGINE-) “Y/n come back” Ty made grabby arms and sniffled. You couldn’t help it and found yourself kissing his forehead and rubbing his shoulders. “Thank you baby” “You’re welcome Ty” Ethan put a blanket on the both of you and turned off the lights, and you just heard his soft snores. You too soon fell asleep.

=Come Back, Please

 I panicked, looking around for my phone. Finally I saw it and called Tyler. “Hey ba--” you cut him off with a “Hey babe you okay?” “Yes I’m fine, what’s wrong?” he asked with a chuckle. “Nothing! I love you!” You whispered, “I love you too” He hung up. You called for Ethan and he ran to you, he saw you panicking and walking in circles mumbling “He’s okay, he’s fine---no no no he’s gonna crash no”. He grabbed your hand and led you to the couch, trying to calm you down. Nothing worked, you still panicked for your loved one.

 As Ty opened the door he saw you sitting their, crying on Ethan’s shoulder. “Y/N?” he asked, making his way over to you. He sat down and you jumped onto him, just hugging him. “You’re okay” You whispered, “Of course I am baby...” he told you, rubbing your back. “I just left to find a bite to eat, i'm fine!” he reassured you, but all you did was laugh through your tears. “Wow i'm so stupid” You mumbled, wiping your eyes. “No....darling, you care for me, a lot! Nothing’s wrong with that, I’d be panicking too if I never heard from you as 2 hours passed by” he exclaimed, you pretty much laughed. “So I’d worried about you for two hours?” You whispered, Ethan nodded behind Ty and Ty shrugged. “I guess...baby nothing would happen to me” “I know, im sorry”. “Nothing to be sorry about my darling” he whispered, wiping your tears and kissing you.

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(Mark)

=Dreams with wings (Imagine):

 You spread your wings, running straight then catching air. As you  flew throughout the sky, you saw Mark waving you down. You chuckled then flew straight for him, scaring him shitless. He ducks out the way and you landed, laughing hysterically. “Hardy har har” he teased, all you could do is laugh. “Sorry babe. Want me to make it up to you by letting you ride on my back?” you suggested. he stared at you and slowly nodded which soon turned into him hopping on your back. You giggled and yelled “Hold on tight!” He did and you sprinted towards the pool He screamed as you flew up towards the sky. clinging onto your wings. “CLING ONTO MY BACK NOT WINGS” “SORRY” He switched quickly. You laughed and continued going higher and higher. that is, until you came across a meadow of clouds. “Hey babe, have you ever wondered what it’s like being on a cloud?” I whispered, slowly making my way up to the clouds. “yeah actually...” his voice got lower and lower as he saw the clouds get bigger and bigger. 

 As you got up onto the cloud, you set him down. But you had to sit with him, you didn’t want him to fall through. His feet dangled off the cloud and he kept saying “This is so cool! Thank you so much!” You’re only response to it all was a smile.

=New Scar HC:

-You got to the kitchen and started washing the dishes

-Out of nowhere Ethan and Mark come in and scream “IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM TYLER AND I ONCE FISTED AN ENTIRE FAMILY OF GOATS” “IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM TYLER AND I HAVE A SONG TITLED STONE FACED”

-It scared you and you scream, jumping back and slipping

-The glass cup broke into shards, and one sliced your hand

-”What the hell!” You yelled before getting Tyler

-He panicked and brought you to the hospital, you got stitches

-(Two weeks later) The stitches were removed and it healed a pit, leaving a new scar

-”Thanks guys” You said sarcastically as they kept apologizing

=Tinder HC:

-You’d get dressed and all fancy and so did he

-You always blushed when he flirted with you

-He payed for the meal and bought the most popular food they had

-When heading home he’d link arms with you

-You got cold and put his sweater over you so you’d stop shaking

-At the end of the night he’d twirl you around and dip you then kiss you

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(Ethan)

=When You’d Cry HC:

-He’s cuddle next to you and rub your shoulder

-”Everything will be alright sugar, I love you don’t worry”

-He’s get up and get you your favorite ice cream and put on your favorite show

-You’d burst out crying every time you remember that one things and he’d pause the movie and kiss you on the cheek, forehead, lips and whisper “It’s alright, i’m here”

-Once you stopped he would bring you closer to his chest and you’d fall asleep, he’d unpause the movie and fall asleep with you

=Our Final Date (Imagine):

 I walked to the restaurant, the fanciest one they have in LA. Ethan told me he would be there with a few others....how “romantic”. My gown/tux fell to the ground and I gently made my way up and in the restaurant.

 As i sat down with everyone, all I saw was the team. I shrugged but just...I really wanted this to be romantic. We always go out with the team, it’s never us. Only maybe three times but that’s it. Ethan shooed everyone away.....why? He came closer and grabbed my hands, and pulled me up from my seat. “Ethan what’s going on?” I asked, “This” he replied, then kissed me. After a few minutes we pulled away, warm smiles on our faces. But sudden;y it took a twist as he got down on one knee. “Y/n M/n L/n, i’ve loved you since the day we met. I’ll always love you, no matter what. If you even say no to this, i’ll be waiting for you so.....will you do the honor of marrying me?” he asked, opening the box showing a ring. I started crying and put a hand over my mouth, nodding. He got up and jumped around, then kissed me. As we parted once again, he placed the ring on my finger. I started crying some more as everyone came congratulate us!

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Im sorry I couldn’t do Amy or Kat, this would be way too long and im not sure if you’d like that so here’s just Ty/Merk/Eth for you @markiplierteamreactions

[maysoper]

Isn't That Backwards?

Let's pretend for a second or two that it's February 2018. You're sitting in front of your TV watching the highlights from the men's hockey tournament happening at the 2018 Pyeongchang Olympics. Russia won big-time in their game. Finland performed well. Canada eked out a win. And that's when you do a double-take on the man wearing #1 and standing in the blue paint for South Korea. No, he's not Korean, and that's when it dawns on you that the curve of the blade on his goalie stick is facing inward rather than outward! Who is this masked man, you ask, and why does he hold his stick the wrong way? Who is playing net for Korea? That answer takes us to Clinton, Ontario where a young man tended nets in the Western Ontario Hockey League for the St. Marys Lincolns. Matt Dalton's performance in that league landed him in the North American Hockey League for a season with the Bozeman Ice Dogs in Montana where he posted a 1.63 GAA and a .940 save percentage in helping the Ice Dogs go 48-9-1 to secure top-spot in the league. Dalton would be named the league's MVP and a first-team all-star after leading the NAHL in save percentage and setting the NAHL single-season records for goals-against average and save percentage. The Ice Dogs would fall in the final game of the Robertson Cup, however, as Dalton's season came up just short from capturing the NAHL's biggest prize.

Dalton's performance didn't go unnoticed by scouts, though, and he was recruited to play hockey with the NCAA's Bemidji State University Beavers. His first season saw him play in only five games, but his second season, at the age of 22, saw Dalton backstop Bemidji State through the Midwest Regional tournament as the fourth-seeded Beavers downed top-seed Notre Dame 5-1 and third-seed Cornell 4-1. At the Frozen Four in Washington, DC, the magic in Bemidji State's run ended in the semifinal at the hands of a two-goal, one-assist performance from Tommy Wingels as the University of Miami-Ohio downed Bemidji State 4-1. Dalton was named to the All-Midwest Regional Team for his efforts, and the undrafted goalie who wowed a number of NHL scouts was signed by the Boston Bruins on April 22, 2009.

Dalton would spend six games with the AHL's Providence Bruins in 2009-10 before being sent to the ECHL's Reading Royals. Like he had done all his career, Dalton went into Reading and worked hard. It even earned him an emergency recall while Tim Thomas was at the Vancouver Olympics! He played in 46 games, going 22-20-4 with a 3.47 GAA and a .906 save percentage. It would be good enough to help the Royals make the playoffs as the seventh-place team in the American Conference despite finishing in second-place in the East Division. In the playoffs, though, Reading would catch fire as they dispatched Kalamazoo in five games, swept Florida in four-straight games, and narrowly lost in seven games to the eventual Kelly Cup Champion Cincinnati Cyclones in the American Conference Final. Dalton played all 16 games in the playoffs, posting a 3.02 GAA and a .914 save percentage. Dalton would again spend a cup-of-coffee period with Providence in 2010-11, appearing in 16 games, going 7-9-0 to push his AHL record to 7-13-1. He would spent the majority of the season with the Reading Royals again, but showed improvement in going 20-11-1 with a 2.86 GAA and a .919 save percentage. Reading finished second in the American Conference and first in the Atlantic Division, and they met Cincinnati in the opening round of the Kelly Cup Playoffs. They took the Cyclones out in four games before Kalamazoo swept Reading out of the playoffs. Dalton would only play seven games in these playoffs, and his stats took a serious hit as his GAA ballooned to 3.15 and his save percentage dropped to .902. Matt Dalton's time with the Bruins would come to an end that summer after Vityaz Chekhov of the KHL came calling. Dalton signed with the club, and he made his debut in the KHL on August 14, 2011 where he allowed one goal in a 3-1 victory over Metallurg Novokuznetsk. If there was one team that was memorable for all the wrong reasons in 2011-12 in the KHL, it was Vityaz. They were a collection of goons, and this goon squad brawled with Metallurg Magnitogorsk, Dinamo Riga, Avangard Omsk, and racked up the incidents and penalty minutes like they were going out of style. And on November 25, 2011, Matt Dalton would add his name to the list of brawlers on Vityaz when he engaged Michael Garnett of Traktor Chelyabinsk.

Dalton is still wearing his Bruins mask, clearly seen at the 1:00 mark, but I'm not sure he earned the win in this fight when he already was half-undressed when he started swinging at Garnett. That's poor form. Anyhow, Dalton finished the season 7-21-4 with a 3.49 GAA and a .909 save percentage. Vityaz did not make the playoffs. In the summer of 2012, Dalton moved to a new KHL team when he signed with Nizhnekamsk Neftekhimik. In 57 games with Neftekhimik over two seasons, Dalton went 18-27-7, posting a GAA of 2.64 and a save percentage of .917. Neftekhimik did play three playoff gamesin 2012-13, but they missed the playoffs in 2013-14. If Dalton was looking for a new opportunity, there was one coming on the horizon. In 2014, Dalton was offered a spot with South Korea's best Asia Ice Hockey League team in Anyang Halla. In pitching Dalton to come and play for Halla, the South Korean Hockey Federation had their sights on Dalton to backstop their national team in the 2018 Olympics. "It was kind of like that," Dalton told the IIHF's Martin Merk in 2016. "Obviously I had to go through a process to get my citizenship and nothing was guaranteed but it worked out and it's good. I love it in Korea. I love the everyday life there. It's very western-friendly, there's a big influence of Americans there. I've enjoyed it a lot." And that's how a kid from Clinton, Ontario became the starting netminder for the South Korean men's national hockey team! Pretty cool, right? Ok, so let's get back to him holding his stick with the blade facing inward. There's actually a fairly simple reason for it: he's a right-handed shooter!

And now you have the full story on Mr. Matthew Dalton! Matt will be one of the goaltenders for the South Korean men's team at the 2018 Pyeongchang Olympics, so keep an eye out for that backwards stick. If anyone asks, you now know the story of the Canadian kid tending net for the Koreans and his funny stick! Until next time, keep your sticks on the ice! from Sports News http://hockey-blog-in-canada.blogspot.com/2017/12/isnt-that-backwards.html

[ryanrazors-blog]

FaMniversary IV Reivew (Spoilers...Obviously...Scrubs <_<)

Alright… wait what am I doing and where is my webcam.. Wait what… I can’t do a live reaction?? Then how the fu- *sighs* forget it I guess I’ll just type… *sighs*

Hello there whomever is reading this. I have a lot of names in this community but for the sake of it just call me Ryan as I will be reviewing “The Biggest Show in WWE Games yet” FaMniversary IV. First off you really have no idea how pissed I was that I couldn’t watch this live let alone live react to it I haven’t done one since Survival but hopefully by CyberFaMday that’ll change but I guess if I can’t do what I do best might as well do the 2nd best thing and that’s write a whole review of this 5 hour extravaganza… that may or not come out before the Fammy Awards. But in all seriousness keep your hands and feet in the ride at all times as a bit of a disclaimer if I come across rude or bashing or “hating” I’m giving my genuine opinion of the show as a fan of the overall show and probably couldn’t even fathom the work that goes in to make a show like this from graphics, matches promos, etc. Its insane what you guys have managed to pull off and keep going. So if I say something that either didn’t really clear up any questions you may have had as you read or just feel like hitting me up and share your own opinions on the show you can reach me on twitter @RyanRazors2k16 depending on the timing I may answer it asap or after a day or 2.

Alright no more distractions! LAdies and Gentlemen This is the FaMniversary 4 Review!!

Kicking off the show with the Tag Team Turmoil match now going into it I thought it was just the 4 teams Britmen, Skilled Foundation, The Mafia, and the Resurrgence but come to find out the were other teams which I didn’t mind at all although it was obvious the 3 teams were the main focus on but adding Bryan Vore again was hilarious and letting the Review competition winner apart of it as well was a nice touch for the guy. Once The SF came in that’s where I believe “business picked up” with the story telling aspect and tag team psychology with The SF targeting Mexi’s leg which would come in handy later on to bite him in the ass as they were able to eliminate the Skilled Foundation but then had to deal with The Britmen and that was a freaking clinic after the regular performance we’ve seen out of the tag division since the Fammy Awards I knew it was going to amazing performance out of the Resurrgence if only it was a legit tag match between them it would’ve been even better but I hope there’s a rematch between the 2 teams sometime soon Mexi’s leg came back to bite him and they were just spent so of course Arik and AC would pick up the win but damn it was a hell of a fight. I usually do ratings but I’ve never really rated FaM shows before so I’ma just leave that be and if someone wants my rating yall can just DM me or something.

The Next Match was Darren Dastardly vs Frisco and personally this was a match I felt needed to be really really good considering the Rumble match felt extremely weird and rushed to the finish I really felt this needed to be a banger… aaaand it was good, better than the first match but it still felt a bit off to me because the match itself was mix between not just these 2 trying be full fledged member of FaM and also the overall rivalry between these 2 while I do think they did a decent job on trying to balance those two stories in the match I still felt more could’ve been done and I feel there could’ve been a better finish than what that was. In a ladder match it gives you the opportunity to use the ladder as uniquely as possible and I felt the finished could’ve been more creative and this match stood out like a sore thumb compared to the rest of the matches on the card except the 7 on 7 between Cushnie and G&P & The Straight Edge Triple Threat hopefully something will change in the future I put those guys matches on a certain standard because of the matches I’ve seen from in past outside of FaM and knowing that FaM is whole other beast when it comes to matches I thought the matches in FaM would be even better but so far it’s felt either rushed or just not doing enough to make feel that excitement I get when I watch FaM. But again this is just my thoughts most probably liked it for what it was but from knowing these guys I know they’re capable of doing better. But good job nonetheless on the match.

Moving on to The Straight Edge Triple Threat match it was decent match. It had a typical psychology of a triple threat and had some really great moments especially with Sanders, Andy winning was too easy of a guess but it made sense at the same time so not much to be said on that.

We move on to the next match that I believe kinda revived the show for me a bit after the last 2 matches and that was Pandurhino vs Roberto match was just perfect to me honestly sparked back my excitement for the show is just what we needed and the match was just insanely entertaining by the way shout to who edited that fucking dive of the stage that was fucking insane. I like how after all that carnage from that match Darren found a loop hole and practically stole the Hardcore belt like a real heel. So that was a nice touch.

The Next Match on the board to follow up that awesome match is 1 of my FaM favorites Anarchymus vs Element. This match looked to be very interesting from the jump. Element being well.. Let’s be honest Diesel if he had quads and Anarchymus Russian Strong Style Cesaro I expected this match to be strong hitting and a little bit of big man little man psychology and it was exactly that with some early on targeting of the leg of Element and alot of hard hitting moves from Element in response this was really a Superman vs Superman match up that I enjoyed alot definitely a rewatchable match and I’d even say Title Match OTY for FaM in my opinion My personal favorite match of the show so shouts to them.

Alright soo the next match was… something else to say the least Darin vs Sean Nova… for a number of reasons I say this. First of the little intro for NoVa’s entrance was actually pretty cool. Now the match itself… I can’t lie I was caught off guard I was actually expecting a more drawn out match but nah I got Goldberg vs Brock at Survivor Series with the overall match being (and I timed it) 1:02.99 like holy damn I wasn’t even mad just like Goldberg and Brock I was laughing my ass off so yeah that was a cool moment glad to see NoVa confirmedly back in FaM now holding technically the equivalence to the IC title he held in the Cyber FaM Championship

Next Match on the board is GuNNz vs Rafazo now this story sparked my entrance from moment GuNNz returned and made Rafazo look like a “PUSSY” (If you read that in his voice Cool points for you) anyways I liked the rookie vs vet concept between these 2 and that finish was perfect honestly because in the sense Rafazo didn’t beat GuNNz but GuNNz beat himself.

Now this next match’s result was highly predicatable due alot of what was going on not only in FaM but outside of it from what I’ve heard and honestly as far just FaM concerned it didn’t surprise me since I’ve said from the jump Gin was going to be a big over character due to the fact of the character is unique and stands out it's obvious fans of FaM would be highly invested in Gin. Vikel has been champ since the title arrived so it was obvious in my opinion that she was going to lose it regardless of that little thing that happened with Vikel on twitter or whatever that situation was. Eve… honestly I don’t know why Eve couldn’t get the belt besides again Gin is arguably more over but even then in my opinion I wish Elle would’ve got in to this match because I felt it would’ve been a good culmination for Elle to become champ after all she’s went through but apparently there was a “bigger picture” that we would learn a little later. Now to talk about the actual match I actually enjoyed it the flowed well and there wasn’t really any dud moments to make it look bad also quick nit pick if you go to 2:51:19 on the show IN MY OPINON I think that crossbody edit could’ve been done a bit more clean I’m just saying that’s probably my one and only nit pick as far as editing for the show that I saw that bugged me. But anyways the match was great the finish was alright like how Vikel was protected and didn’t get pinned. Again only wished the result wasn’t predictable but it is what is. I have nothing against Gin always been a friend of mine so congrats on becoming Diamonds Champ.

Next Match is definitely in my opinion The Match Of The Night Black Heron vs 2 Twisted Merk now I had a good idea of how this match would go at least the ending because I had a feeling Eve would play a factor but they teased what I was thinking so well played there. Every moment felt like it had purpose

And it was definitely crazy shit implemented into this long drawn out story between these 2 and show how much they would torment each other putting the match stipulation “I Quit” on a whole other level. It was the perfect match to me from start to finish. Absolutely loved it if you could imagine my face / reaction to when BH kicked his eardrum in you would’ve been dying of laughing because I was hyped as hell shouts to my B-day twin Alex and shouts to 2TM and whoever else involved with making that match awesome.

The Next match I’m not gonna lie I didn’t really care too much for this was filler for me to settle and process the BH vs 2TM match the 7 on 7 between Team Cushnie vs G & P just didn’t get my attention. I watched it but it was just more of a “*shrugs* It’s there” type of match for me although I did get a kick out of that finish with Wrestle Talk honestly if you ask me G & P should just be apart of the tag team division I’d be a lot more entertained if they were doing their shenanigans for something that matters instead of little feud with Cushnie.

Now… The Co-Main Event for the FaM Championship The Rematch… Bury The Hatchet Part 2 Nic Virtue vs Cameron Bash. Now before I get into this I just want to say this. I’ve never considered Bash as babyface. Ever. Its nothing against Bash himself its just how I feel about the Bash character. It just seems more bluntly obvious he’s playing a character that you want to cheer but not exactly transferring that way that is considering how much you know about the CAW history and whether you’re a casual or hardcore fan / observer of the overall community. Nic on the other hand outside of twitter disputes has always looked like a babyface in his matches and the few shows he was on. The thing that made BTH so interesting was the fact that the story was so heated and from my point of view Bash was the heel in this and Virtue was the babyface. The thing with this match was that there wasn’t much story draw to the match besides just giving people a rematch that people wanted to see and that they respected each other but I feel they missed an opportunity to have a turn specifically for Bash because going back to my last few statements I’ve never looked at Bash as babyface and at this point Bash feels like a forced babyface so for him to have turned during those time periods of building up to FaMniversary but again this is just how I feel about it.

The match itself was for sure amazing without a doubt definitely was match to remember with the psychology the story the were telling but honestly I wished Virtue won only because after everything I think it was obvious Nic was brought in for this but my question would be why not give him the belt. Outside of him not wanting it or just wanted to get that match out of the way to “retire” or continue just on a new chapter for him. Who knows there’s a lot of unanswered questions with that finish which might’ve been the point for all I know for it to get answered some time later. But regardless it was a hell of a match Great work.

Now The Main Fucking Event… Rom vs Ranik. First off… Holy. Mother. Of Shit… that fucking match was brutal as fuck There was a lot of story going into this match and after seeing Ranik vs BH and then following it up with Rom winning the rumble and knowing everything that was in stake for this I really didn’t want to see Rom lose but it was really up in smoke to where this would really go and I’m glad Rom won and the match itself was just fucking insane in every way of the term being used with this match. The crazy no selling, the actual selling, the crazy reversals and edits I think me and the guys always described Ranik like a Big Boss you’d face in the Final Battle and every match he’s been in has felt that way. So when Ranik finally went down it meant alot towards the overall power grip story for Rom for the last 3 years. So with that being said Awesome Main Event. Even afterwards the moments where Rom collapse and couldn’t get back up was just perfect after a match like that.

Now to talk about what transpired after all of that… this AWOL thing I’m not against it at all as long as its now another power struggle story mainly because it’s been an ongoing story for 3 years so I would hope we’d go on a different direction basically looking to be a big tweener group and I only say tweener because they had babyfaces and heels attacking heels and babyfaces so its now 100% clear on which side their on if anything it seems like they’re on their own side hence why I say tweener. They attacked BH, GuNNz,Andy and Eve whom are safe to say are face now attacked Vikel, Rafazo, Ranik Sanders and Killswitch who have been the heels sooo it’s clear the agenda and it seem to be in affect just have to wait and see at this point where that goes Cameron being the head honcho of it doesn’t surprise as again I’ve never seen him as a babyface and if this is the closest I can get to him being heel then for now so it shall be.

If you manage to make it all the way to this point you are a hell of a person and must be a good reader or took lots of pauses and or skimmed through but regardless thank you for reading as I shall return someday to my Live Reactions I will leave you with this lengthy review of FaMniversary IV did you agree or disagree with anything I had to say comment or dm me my twitter is @RyanRazors2k16 and if you’re fascinated with the way how I think of shit like this you might like my podcasts on my youtube channel I’ll be sure to leave a link for that somewhere but anywho Shout out to everyone that worked on the big ass show definitely worth watching over and can’t wait to see what happens with the product from here. And on that note I’m Out! Peaces!

~RyanRazors2k16

#FaM ForeverAMovement #FaMniversaryIV

[punkscowardschampions]

Rio & Indie

Bants, partying, discussing Drew’s antics, Buster and that camgirl life.

Rio: You drum safe, younger? or you been mashing all night wit rudeboy that was way too amp chirpsing at you? blates your type i thought 😉😂 Indie joined the chat 3 hours ago Indie: me and baggamanz 5-0! if you want amp its dem feds! 💀 They was finkin they all bad got me bennin but it's cotch now I can chirpse my way outta mad things 😂😝 Indie: rudeboy was crump tho yeah 😍 Rio: Is it? They always been inner wastemans but your old man the one that gotta cotch tbh wifey. Gotta be LONG still dealing with all their reh teh teh at his age, even if he's still buff n shit Rio: look at my galdem, finkin she mad bad now she got dem titties Rio: so proud 😍 Indie: innit 🙄 nah dem jakes wanted to roll with me ONLY but I got dem reckonin they slipped 😈 trouble in these endz? Couldn't say po i'm just a nextman 👼 Indie: all while my da out shottin Indie: Such jokes! So you link wit hubz when I was back in me yard? Rio: flatroofin n gassin way too extra on that bullshit babe got me creasin here 😂😘 Rio: peak Rio: fuck nah he got me vexed Rio: i ain't fucking wit him rn, bare dry wit his jealousy 'cos i linked with that bloke at the marker last nite Indie: 'llow it 🍼 he so extra  it ain't like you bredding 👴 is he bait or what? 😕 ex hubz be out here like he ain't crutterz Indie: boi you dashed now. I'll give him air later Indie: you should roll w that dj from the other day Rio: init tho! he's gotta go tbh babe, or i have. making daily grind bare dred, getting lairy with punters when a bitch is just pulling pints n bein' polite for the $$$ Rio: might see if they lookin' for new blood in his club then Rio: tho, track record proves that ain't the best idea 😂 i could sugar baby full time at this point but i like the scene still, n i can keep an eye on you, lil miss jailbait gettin' rude😘 Rio: i've been looking into other shit but...i dunna...you might think its bare skanky, never mind it ain't something i can proudly tell the fam 🙊 Indie: He's peepin for bare gyaldem 😆 I threw my hat in but he's lookin for dem olders like. I acted proper vexed shouting like I'm bare legal but he dashed me out ⛔ Indie: Standard but you can seckle babe I don't need no watching Indie: is it? ah nam? What's the vibe u gonna bredd them for 💰💰 Rio: Baby girl... 😂 going from actin like u grown to having a straight up tantrum, only u 😘 u gotta act like u not bothered boo, too hype for your own good sometimes, listen to muvva 💋 Rio: alright but i like cotchin wit chu! u too grown for me now?! Rio: 😭 Rio: rahhhhhh ok Rio: basically, cam girling, but it ain't necessarily what u think Rio: u can do what you want, like u don't have to wank or even get naked or anything Rio: as long as u set out ur vibe n intentions, if the punters vibe with what you doin, u can earn like 100euros an hour, which ain't to be sniffed at when all i'd be doing is chillin Rio: like lots of girls just chat, blokes are bare lonely out here, or i could smoke a bowl, whatevs, like lbr, i'm probably gonna be in my good undies 'cos why not, obvs the more you do the more money, like the sugar baby shit... Rio: what u think, have i lost it? 😵 Indie: Skeen! Watch when I'm 18 I'll be out there earning 🎂 by eating it. I've spied that b4 it'd be sick bet that shit i'll be rinsed when i'm grown tho raah 😡 Indie: you still gonna smoke w you wifey innit? Indie: it got me wilding but only cos its bare boss get ur crust babe 🤑 Rio: i know what you mean, those asian girls eat mad cals, you'd be beast at that Rio: i'd be an actual beast tho, like heffer not hefner namean Rio: and duh! tho u can't come on stream, u really too lil for that and i ain't catching a charge for directing and distributing that kinda filth 😂 Rio: maybe ur dad will fund me 🤑😍 promo his merchandise for some good good 😈😇 hehehe Indie: allow it bitch u chung! dont be skippin no meals 2 draw in dem heads 😘 Indie: he'd love that hype shits getting militant in this endz way he's spittin when he rolls back to this drum Indie: the tourists reckon his gear aint off the hook 😩 Rio: 😘 u always know how to gas this bitch up, love chu Rio: imma start setting it up then, been thinkin' bout it for time but you know, thinkin what if chiefs give my youngers shit at school 😤 Rio: i don't want that, you know? i think most of the fam would be chill if they found out, or would just not step up to shout about how chill they ain't, keep it to themselves like but... always gonna be one cunt ain't there Rio: speaking of, have u seen buster mckenna about? 😂 Indie: I'll watch for them too standard. No chance of any getting owned then like Indie: nah I've seen his sister some ways but he don't venture to my ends in dem garms mandem get wiped the fuck out Indie: He vexing u? Rio: You're a 💎 Rio: Yeah Nance is chill, you probs got her shook wild child 😬😵 but she's solid Rio: Not even but lowkey, yeah! Rio: Idk where u was...I think your old man wanted a quiet one in for a change, chinese and old eps of only fools, I think ANYWAY Rio: I saw him out and was shook myself 'cos he never comes round these ends no more, too good or sum shit; so I was telling him off, but like jokes too, for not seeing his sister enough and he was such a prick, I can't even explain gurl Rio: Mans so in love with himself he thinks everyone else is too, including me like 'low it boy Indie: raah he's your fam and he wanna be bae 😵 allow it chief like you're peng but thats amp boi Indie: want me to merk him Rio: Bahaha that would be so jokes babe but not gon' help him think I'm not obsessed wit him if i set my wifey on him, like 🙄 Rio: he won't be here long anyway, then i won't see him 'til the next family function and so many of us no need to chat is there? Indie: Set him up with your stream link make him pay for being so hype 🤑 Rio: 🤢😂 you just as bad as him, gurl honestly! that's what i'm tryna avoid, imagine how much of a twat he'd be if he knew, he already thinks i'm a thot without knowing i'm hoeing lowkey 😎💋 Indie: what's that wasteman know cept how to drop 💰 on cardigans or some shit Rio: truuuuuu 😂 Rio: fuck him Indie: don't tho 😝 Rio: behave 😤🤢😂 Rio: he has grown bad like but not that bad Indie: hit me with a pic bitch I'll judge cos you're beefin & he blood like Rio: [sends Instagram link] Rio: he fucking knows it like he's never got clothes on but i can't chat shit there can i 🙊 Indie: bruv i'm gassed 💓 imma add him 🙈 peak Rio: indie! have u not been listening to me Rio: he's practically ur fam too u better not bitch Indie: not bothered 😍😈 Indie: Don't be moist like Indie: I can lips him he ain't nothing to me yet Rio: he remembers you when u was wettin in ur pampers in all the ways, babe, i don't think he's gonna go for it somehow Rio: and i ain't having it, militant like, fuck w me Indie: Law it Indie: I'm grown now and he proper is Rio: no means no lil thirsty ass Indie: You dry 😏 Rio: someone's gotta be 💦 Indie: 😂 Indie: You comin round 4 a bowl or you too hyped about mckenna like Rio: if u don't seckle imma block a bitch swear down 😤 Rio: course tho, see u in 5 💋 Indie: jam wifey you just get treckin its breakfast time no more mad bants 🤞

#what a wild ride lol