#actually happened

[songofanna]

Regulus: I hate humans.

James, worried: what happened?

Regulus, dramatically fainting: they exist

James, smiling: that’s totally understandable

#marauders #james x regulus #trans regulus #jegulus #james potter #regulus black #fuck jkr #wolfstar #starchaser #siriusxremus #sirius black #hogwarts #dead gay wizards #headcanon #remus lupin #james & peter & remus & sirius #actually happened

[tizzypizza]

cheri’s first splat diaries appearance!! she accidentally met 4 of her friends in open on the opposite team and she got the shit kicked out of her 🔥

#actually happened #we were all in call too #genuinely one of the worst experiences of my life #tiz’s splat diaries #tiz art #splatoon 3 #splatoon fanart #splatoon #octoling #tizzylings

[avnasace]

im still shook about "i love you to the core"...

anyone else?

#like thats a thing that happened #actually happened #was actually said #im living for the ryan interviews and never being able to predict what fuckery he will hit us with next #buddie #tv: 911 #911 abc #ace rambles

[sskim-milkk]

The actual, canon series of events that happened when Echo first joined The Bad Batch:

Wrecker: *chasing after Crosshair trying to pick him up*

Crosshair: *yelling and running away from him*

Tech: *yelling at both of them to stop before they break one of his inventions*

Echo: does this happen often?

Hunter: *near tears* ….yes, everyday

Echo: WRECKER, CROSSHAIR, TECH, ENOUGH!

All three of them: *blink* yessir

Hunter: *sobbing now, hugging Echo* oh thank the maker, another responsible adult!

#bringing this gem back #hehe #idk I thought it was funny #and accurate #this is canon #actually happened #don’t try to tell me differently #Hunter and echo are the dad and mom of the group #Hunter is a haggard and tired dad #hunter needs a hug #echo needs a hug #star wars #star wars tbb #tbb hunter #tbb omega #tbb tech #tbb echo #tbb crosshair #tbb wrecker #the bad batch

[emeraldspiral]

Thinking about Black Widow and how the reason stated for having all the widows sterilized is so they can never have anything that might be more important to them than the mission, and how that's probably just as big of a factor in the Control Brains eliminating the ability to reproduce naturally from Irken society as having complete control over the gene pool.

Like, with how quickly Zim bonded with Lil Meat Man, how quickly the smeet he made by spitting in the primordial ooze identified him as its "Papa", and a plethora of other evidence that Zim retains a natural instinctive desire to be nurtured by parents and projects that desire onto others, you know if Zim actually had a kid for real the kid would immediately become his number 1 priority. Like, Zim is already so self-centered he'll go against direct orders from the Tallest if it conflicts with what he wants, you think he wouldn't just throw them right under the bus if he has to choose between them and his offspring?

#invader zim #likewise #if #zadr #or #zadf #actually happened #zim would absolutely pick dib over the tallest #the moment he realizes #that he can actually get from dib #what the tallest have always withheld from him #he'd give them both the snoke special

[ssshh-im-a-secret]

Conversation I had at Walmart:

My dad: *pokes me with a dish-drying mat*

Me: What are you doing?

Him: I'm sword-fighting you.

Me: It's only a sword fight if both people have swords and intend to fight, otherwise it's just a stabbing.

Him, laughing: I guess you're right.

#relatable? #funny #hilarious #lol #walmart #conversation i actually had #actually happened #conversation #entertaining conversations #sometimes i think about what other people would think if they were to overhear some of the conversations I have #then i remember that i don't care #because i'm fucking hilarious #i'm not wrong

[sarah-1221]

"omg you're so smart"

*turns volume up on gif*

#actually happened #not proud of it #honesty is the best policy #🔉🔊

[peridotamethyst]

#new mandela effect dropped #real #mandela effect #actually happened #south park fandom #south park #delulu #south park aesthetic #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #kenny mccormick #eric cartman #breaking bad #walter white #waltuh #south park memes #breaking bad shitpost #breaking bad memes #south park shitpost

[seancamerons]

Me yesterday: wanna watch degrassi?

Bf: yes please, can we watch white wedding?!

Me: of course!!😊 let's set it up!

My brain: Omg, i'm melting. I might have to marry him.😉🤍👰‍♂️ if I didn't love this guy before, this solidified it.

#semma #irl #boyfriend tag #10142020 #degrassi #diologue #actually happened #!!! #bf #love #💖💖💖

[oda-princess]

*My Aunt wanting me to tell my mom about Kenshin*

Aunt: Go on, introduce her to your boyfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

Mom: what?

Me: That's right!! Come meet your son-in-law!! ( •̀ᴗ•́ )و ̑̑

Mom: WHAT?? (╬ ಠ_ಠ)

#actually happened #ikesen #ikemen sengoku #ikesen kenshin

[sorcerous-caress]

The most niche game I have ever played was this one game on Steam. I am the only reviewer of the game, and the developer even responded to me, and I emailed them a bug report. There is only a recorded second player of the game in all of its history, I'm willing to bet it's the dev.

You posers can't even compete! Go waddle to the flock of sheep feasting on the mass-produced grass fields of main media while I thrive in my wet hollow cave of niche fungus.

#actually happened #♡other #it was kinda of sad actually because they have been working on this game for years and posting update logs on the community page #with zero likes :( i was the only one there #and they formmated it so professionally and the game was really good #but no one cared no one paid attention #and they clearly worked so hard on the game and presenting it #they literally did everything right but it just wasn't enough #and that's a whole game they programed #i tried programing before. it is genuinely one of the most complicated things out there #so to make a whole game and sell it for dirt cheap on a sale because no one is buying it? all your effort and the years developing it? #for that low price tag? #god they're strong #whenever I think about giving up writing because no one is reading my stuff #I remember them and I think of all those log updates

[procrastinationandnightmares]

kaz explaining to kuwei that he’s worthless to him and nina translating

#six of crows #crooked kingdom #actually happened #poor kuwei #little did they know #kaz bekker #nina zenik #kuwei yul bo #jesper fahey #inej ghafa #matthias helvar #wylan hendriks #kazzle dazzle #found family

[interdimensionalvoid]

Streber has a collection of funny shirts ok

#like I have seen many of them #like the ‘why not both’ bi shirt with the cargo pants and fishnets? #canon #the ‘all I Want For Christmas is my arm back’ sweater (with Kevin in the background wearing trans pants)? #actually happened #‘the town is tisming’? #tism wtf is autocorrect #yeah #‘you’re cute murder me?’ #yes #the list goes on #but he also owns a sweater with bat wings on the back #idk he broke into my house and told me #spooky month #spooky month headcanon #spooky month streber #streber spooky month #sm streber #streber sm #streber

[steddiesrobin]

dustin: ugh the printer broke while printing out steve’s birthday invites

robin: well what were they supposed to say?

dustin: “steve’s birthday”

robin: what do they say instead?

dustin: “steve’s bi”

robin:

robin: still works

#actually happened #stranger things #dustin henderson #robin buckley #steve harrington #incorect quote #stranger things incorrect quotes

[much-vexed-glowy-mimic]

Calidus: Wouldn't it be a good idea to enlist a mage, Master?

Sharni: The last mage we had told me to follow him and leapt into a waterfall which ate him.

#dragon's dogma 2 #actually happened

[arcanecollective]

host: im trying so hard to stop faking and its not working am i that delusional and that bad of a person? why cant i stop faking?

protector who just found the host after they ignored everyone for the entire day: i have an idea as to why, but it may sound a little crazy

#actually happened #its a little silly now #osdd system #system #endo safe #plural system #plural #sysblr #osdd