delivery boy itaru: did someone order a big sausage pizza
citron: i did but i don't have any money ;)
itaru: why the fuck did you order a pizza then
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This is the funniest one I’ve made to date
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Sakyo, on the phone with Banri: What are you doing?
Banri, playing video games: The dishes
Sakyo: Did I just hear a laser gun?
Banri: This is a bad neighborhood
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Citron, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha!
Masumi: Do you think other people can’t hear you?
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Azami: *Gently taps table*
Sakyo: *Taps back*
Izumi: What are they doing?
Azuma: Morse code.
Azami: *Aggressively taps table*
Sakyo: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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Kalim: Jamil, are you talking to yourself?
Jamil: Yes.
Jamil: It's the only way to have an intelligent conversation in this damn dorm.
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*at a troupe meeting*
banri: does anyone have any questions?
taichi: if a bear and a shark had a fight who would win?
banri:
banri: does anyone have any relevant questions?
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Izumi: Ok, everyone split up!
Spring Troupe: *follows Izumi*
Summer Troupe: *follows Izumi*
Autumn Troupe: *follows Izumi*
Winter Troupe: *follows Izumi*
Izumi: Guys...
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Tsuzuru: Why do I always have to carry the heavy stuff?
Itaru: Well, it’s very simple. In our ragtag band of bratty kids with nothing to lose, I’m the smart one, Sakuya is the sweet one, Masumi is the psycho one and Citron is the lovable foreigner who struggles to understand our ways and fails. That leaves you, by default, as the muscle.
Tsuzuru: One more floor, and I’d be the pulled muscle.
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Guy, who is confused about human pop culture: It is so amazing that Leonardo was not only a ninja turtle but an amazing painter
Azuma, who is enjoying this a little too much: Don't forget how he acted in the titanic, truly beautiful
Banri, who is feeding into it: A real renaissance man
Sakyo, who is disappointed in them: I hate you guys
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Omi: What do you think Banri and Juza will do for a distraction?
Sakyo: Who knows. They'll probably, like, you know, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
[Building blows up and alarm sounds]
Sakyo: Or they could do that
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juza:
taichi: my god ur voice is so attractive
taichi: can u tell me to kms
juza: what
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Yuki: I will not hesitate to strangle you
Tenma: Can you even reach my neck?
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izumi
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