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pawzofchaos · 7 months

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“ Yes Little Arturo,, let’s show them how to have fun,, GANGREEN STYLE!! “

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apexious · 15 days

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I love going crazy over both just dance and ace attorney right now because it means I'm literally thinking of an ace attorney au as we speak

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musashi · 1 year

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Hey,

#was anyone gonna tell me about this #did you know ive seen exactly 1 fic that ever acknowledged franziska dealing with PTSD from this?#everyone wants to just make shit up about her dad instead #homegirl was shot you have plenty of angst material right there can you write that. please #SERIOUSLY WHERE IS THE FIC ABOUT THIS #GOD #pwaa #ace attorney #franziska von karma #miles edgeworth #attorneys anonymous #oh mein gott zis is ein courtroom full of bullshitten #lil brosecutor

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karengillanslefteyebrow · 2 years

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Tag yourself I’m Chloe realizing that everyone in her school is some sort of queer even though they’re 8 feet deep in the closet

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deadgirl--superstar · 2 years

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Happy birthday Ace, ik your parents let you have a chuck e cheese birthday

🐀🍕🎂

#i love how my first character edit in awhile is giving him a pizza rat birthday party #anyways happy birthday you lil shit #disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland #twst #twst ace #ace twisted wonderland #ace trappola

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arcaneyouth · 8 months

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the weak and pathetic avoid drawing things that could be interpreted as horny because they don't want to be That Guy,,,,, me? i draw the things anyways because watching people try to figure out how they should feel about it while i'm staring directly into the camera holding an ace flag is really funny

#joke post obviously #but i am also drawing my blorbo on a body pillow rn #and in an anime girl pose #and as a cute lil chibi (3 separate drawings)#and it's a murderous robot #i'm having a lot of fun tho i'm not cringe and i am free :)#unironically wanna draw blorbos in like maid outfits sometimes because i think maid outfits are cool #*waving the ace flag violently around* if any of you misinterpret this i'm killing you #if i ever make 'suggestive' art chances are it is not suggestive to me i just think that shits cool

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bassforte · 11 months

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Reviving my Klavier Gavin cosplay and this is the first time styling a wig ayoooooo!!!

#ace attorney #klavier gavin #aa4 #fun fact: i was 16 when i cosplayed him and other than cut the hair shorter i didn’t do SHIT to this wig till now #while you can tell i messed up the bangs a lil with cutting the hair spray made it turn out great!#the improvement ✨#bassforte ramblings

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enjomo-arch · 1 year

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If ace gives u something nice is 90% stolen < 3 the 10 % is him finding it somewhere and taking it with himself. He loves hoarding.

#He also loves stealing and is p good at it #You look away for 1 second and ur wallet is gone #With stuff though he usually steals something he finds of use or thinks it can be neat #Most of the times? It's not but he keeps it anyway #I like to think that the striker under the mast has a lil space where ace just keeps stolen shit #「002」 𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗢𝗙 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗘𝗥

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princekirijo · 8 months

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I've been thinking about Riku's Pokemon team again (because when am I not thinking about Riku but also I've been playing a lot of Pokemon go lmao) and like it hit me. Tyrunt is such a good pokemon for him. The royal heir pokemon.

#oc tag #riku kirijo #do y'all see my vision #i know tyrunt throws tantrums and like riku wouldn't do that BUT have you considered opposites attract #besides imagining hyperactive 9 year old riku running around with a little shit of a baby trex (affectionate) is too good to me #also i think tyrantrum would fit mtsuru....#<- delibrate misspelling to avoid this showing up in her tag sorry #still trying to figure out if a luxray or pyroar would suit him better #whichever one he has i think mitzi should have the opposite #also side note if any mutuals wanna add me on go i can send you my friend code :]#totodile would also be great for riku ngl fits his element and its like tyrunt too #urshifu is still his ace but im just thinking of other pokemon he could have...#also yeah i have decided to combat my endless doubt and lack of self confidence #i am going to try do what i did about two years ago (yeah i checked the date 😭) and like make semi regular lil fact posts #about riku but more importantly captain au in general #cause no way people will be interested if i dont talk about it you know!! and also just for myself #might help iron out things in my brain if i like physically workshop it on here #it'll all be tagged so u can filter if you're not interested

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aslightaddity · 1 year

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if you told me something that Phoenix Wright actually did or had happen to him but said it was Jim Gordon from the hit tv show Gotham I’d probably believe you in all honesty like;

‘Jim Gordon ate a glass necklace that contained poison one time’ I sure bet he did!

‘Got amnesia from the real perp knocking him out with a fire extinguisher bc they didn’t want to get caught’ yeah that tracks

‘after being disgraced fell into some alcoholism, gambling, weird company, before being accused for the murder of a man that kinda cause him to be disgraced’ isn’t that like? Season 2/3?

‘has a not legal or illegal, strange girl that helps him with crime scenes and to get info’ You mean Selina Kyle

‘Fell through a burning bridge into a rushing river w/ sharp rocks and came out with just a cold’ plot armor yk

‘getting tazed over evidence he was trying to get that someone else doesn’t want him to get’ Ed did that… well kinda close enough

‘constantly physically abused by his coworkers/rivals to a point he has an unhealthy pain tolerance’ mans a cop

‘protected the woman he loved despite her not really loving him or majorly lying to him’ Half his girlfriends

‘life irrevocably changed by the untimely death of a defense attorney that wasn’t properly brought to Justice’ need I say more?

#Dappy lil ramblings #ace attorney #Gotham #bullshit #conspiracy #ive connected the dots #you haven’t connected shit #i’ve connected them #When two intrests collide #:) <3

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blind-betrayalmoved · 2 years

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you hate the fo4 intro bc it ruins your roleplay immersion I like the fo4 intro bc I can put a pic of my sole survivor on screenshots of funny posts about lawyers. we are not the same

#d o n t r e b l o g #real talk Im someone who enjoys building an oc based off of existing material rather vice versa #and the female sosu being a lawyer gave me sooooo much good material #for ex. Maria and human Nick crossed paths a lot bc she insisted on investigating crime scenes herself #like full ace attorney shit. she'd break into it and sneak past cops. drove him fuckin insane #he has to testify in some of her cases and shes just a lil mean (affectionately)#so when Nick Valentine the synth meets her hes like. oh my god YOU

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shadebloopnik · 3 months

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"He asked me to join his team."

"I said no and now he's pissy, that's the tea."

The idea of him rejecting Vox's was already hilarious, but when i realized the Vees were a polycule, it made it so much funnier-

Because like, this could go down 3 ways

1.) Alastor was being really generous here. Telling the public that he rejected Vox when Vox was in love with him would have done so much more damage. He chose not to, either bc he doesn't find it as entertaining, or bc he maybe feels a little bit of pity for the guy.

2.) Alastor knows, same as above, except he doesn't say it purely because he's so creeped out by it. He's so fcking disgusted by it, he'd rather not be reminded.

3.), The most PROBABLE one, and for me, most hilarious, is that Alastor doesn't know shit. Look, this is the guy who doesn't know his own SEXUALITY, not even when his bestie Rosie knows. He doesn't know he's ace, nor does he bother to pay attention. He probably, GENUINELY thought Vox was just offering to work together, and found it so amusing that Vox is so worked up by it. Like to him, the guy was throwing a tantrum bc he didn't join their team, how childish (what? He rejected him? Why yes, he rejected a job offer, that much was quite obvious thank you for noticing). So there's just this guy dealing with a rejection, absolutely batshit obsessed with him, and Alastor still thinks its bc of a silly lil teamup.

Edit: Confirmed they aint canon poly, which will not stop fanon lmaoooo. They're poly in my heart😔😔✨✨✨ Also the fact that they're called a Vee(a sort of poly relationship) and their vibes being a complete coincidence is hilarious to me lmao. This is another destiel situation lmaooo

#alastor #alastor the radio demon #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #radio demon #radiostatic #staticradio #one sided crush lmaiooooo #vox #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin vox #vees #hazbin hotel #the vees #hazbin #alastor x vox #bloopnik rambles

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luxicorde · 11 months

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Guess who finally finished castlevania anime

#endwalker get absolutely DUNKED ON #“oh endwalker is about community and the indomitable human spirit” endwalker is about tying up plot points and fanservice #it tries to appeal to everyone and therefore is mid at best #castlevania knows EXACTLY what its about and final season hits a fucking bullseye on every mark #writing? 9/10 humans dont talk like that but god damn if it aint compelling #VAs? they showed up to fucking WORK NONE of these VAs fucked it up #OST? 10/10 some absolute bangers and wonderful use of leitmotifs #and of course the crowning fucking jewel #the animation #do you know how good animation has to be to make someone consider if theyre ace #cause sex has literally never felt as good as watching some 2d men and women beat the shit out of each other?#do you understand the experience i have had in my basement at 12:15AM on a work night?#and going back to writing s4 only gets a ding because of dialogue #checkov is not only loading his gun hes got a full bandolier ready to go from episode 1 #EVERYTHING has a proper pay off and i mean EVERYTHING #the only downside is S3 is mandatory for this season and S3 kinda sucks a lil #but still #im in fucking awe man

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chrollohearttags · 6 months

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FIRE HYDRANT • portgas d. ace

ace loves his little squirter, perhaps a bit too much.

content + themes: firefighter!ace, firefighter!reader, choking, hate fucking, heavy squirting, he’s such a mean dom in this, mentions of oral sex, daddy is used, finger sucking, slapping, pet names are used (my love, babygirl, sweetheart), calls reader slut, missionary/mating press

📝: just a lil something to help me get my steam back. If it’s bad, you never saw it.

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“Okay, okayyyy…take some outtt..fuck!”

“Don’t be stupid, now move your hand before I do it for you.”

he was relentless and had been for the past couple hours or so..it seemed like he had no intention of doing so anytime soon either. Perhaps this time around..your big ass mouth had bit off far more than you could ever chew. Hence why at the moment..he was fish hooking his fingers in the sides of your jaws. Prompting you to suck on them as a means to shut you up. Feeding you a light tap to the cheek to ensure so as well.

“Rookie..how many times do I have to say it, huh? You don’t run a damn thing. It’s been what..four? Five? Hell, I’ve lost count how many times you’ve come on this dick. It’s like you can’t get enough of me, my love. I already knew that much though.”

the words tearing through you like a serrated dagger, slowly but surely cutting you up. A reminder of your weak resolve. You hated it, you hated it so fucking much that the one man you despised got you wetter than any boyfriend or partner you’d ever encountered. That this bastard knew your body far better than you did sometimes. He could do things that you’d never even imagined..taking you to heights unknown and yet, all you could do was stare at him in disgust as his cock plunged within your center repeatedly. Slamming balls deep as they smacked against your puckering asshole; drenched in your sticky mixture from drumming it out of you. It was just as he said, you had come for him for about the seventh time now. Running on fumes and pure spite to keep going. Maybe you wanted to prove him wrong that you could take whatever he threw your way, including the dick.

“Haaaah!—shit! Not right there..I’m gonna—“

“I know, babygirl. I know you are so why fight it? Squirt on daddy’s dick. Feels much better than arguing with me, doesn’t it?”

or..you loved the way he fucked you and your pride wouldn’t allow you to admit it! It would explain the large puddle formed underneath the towels on his couch and the splashes surrounding his foot; the other planted next to you so that he could truly get in it the way he wanted. And here you were..in the last position you wanted to be! Folded like a goddamn pretzel with your toes wiggling behind your head and this asshole hovering over you with that same stupid grin on his face, those deep set eyes and his necklace dangling in front of your nose. He was enjoying this. Enjoying turning his stubborn little rookie into his personal fire hydrant. The tight, juicy grip of that cunt embracing him like a warm hug..tinting his tan hued shaft with a sheet of white essence before exploding into the sweet, delicious rain as he made you squirt yet again. He’d never had pussy like it and it was for that reason alone, he put up with your bad attitude or rather, calmed it down.

“Nnggghhh!..I can’t..” your words were barely even making it above a decibel. A lot more quiet than the shouting you did at him when you first arrived. Pissed off about your inspection results earlier in the day. Granted, that was before he hissed at you to sit down, shut the fuck up and be a good slut for him..before he snatched your sundress down to reveal those plump tits and sucked on those gorgeous brown nipples that go so erect for him as he fingered you. And well before pinned your legs back and damn near sucked the flavor from your pussy! Using those nimble fingers to get you to climax..it was then that he discovered your little secret:

“Ahhh..so you’re a squirter, rookie? Well that’s good to know.”

and hadn’t stopped exploring it since. So for the duration of your stay, he’d been stretching that pussy out and using you to his heart's desire. Pulling on your hair, smacking on that fat ass as he gave you vicious backshots. Even tossing the pillow out of your way so you had zero comfort. His punishment for waking him up. Using your mouth as his personal cock sleeve, making you eat him up until you made a mess, calling him daddy after rewarding you with a warm nut to the back of your throat and after that, the fun really began. He’d kept you like this..drawing out orgasm after orgasm; streams of clear juices reaching as far up to his chest. Pulling out, tapping that mushroom tip against your slit to coax out another right after. He was having too much fun!

“You talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t even keep her eyes open. Too bad for you..”

suddenly, you’d feel the hard clutch of his digits around your throat which prompted you to gasp for air whilst clawing at his forearm. Zeroing in on your face, he’d hiss through gritted teeth and smile before slamming your head back down: “we’re not done, so wake that ass up. ‘M gonna beat that little pussy of yours so sore, you’ll be lucky if you can crawl out of here when I’m done. Gonna fuck you until you’re empty, baby..”

and something told you, that wouldn’t be anytime soon!

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