#accidentprone

[freckliephil]

love how phil called pinof 4 mid. king

pinof 4 is honestly a slay and catnip for mentally ill closeted gay girls with compulsory heterosexual crushes on nonthreatening closeted gay boys but i get why phil didn’t see the vision.

#asks #accidentprone

[eric-sadahire]

If an octopus is called an octopus because of its eight limbs, what would you call an octopus with only seven limbs?

An amputee.

#octopus #identity #missinglimb #amputee #eightlimbs #makessense #badwithnumbers #accidentprone #humor #funfacts #Septipus #turnsout #truth #dailyartwork #acrylic #kunst #artwork #flommist #flomm #beercoaster #lowbrowart #artoftheday #outsiderart #painting #beermat

[freckliedan]

please tell me i'm not bonkers and you also noticed that phil's hands are two different colours

i didn't notice i'm having a very wild day today outside of dnp pulling this but yeah those are fully two different colors of hand???

#jam replies #friends #accidentprone #maybe he was holding something cold or hot & so his hands r diff temperatures but that's just me talking out my ass i have no idea how the #human body works #maybe it's facetune for hands. handtune

[jenmariep]

I trip over air. #accidentprone #fallingdownthestairs #clutsy #michigangirl https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp2beVJu61G/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#accidentprone #fallingdownthestairs #clutsy #michigangirl

[jessenovak]

Landlady gifted me a fire extinguisher #accidentprone #fye #fireman #scorcin’ #thisdripshouldkeepmecool (at Louisville, Kentucky) https://www.instagram.com/p/CjZML9nuCe1/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#accidentprone #fye #fireman #scorcin #thisdripshouldkeepmecool

[unloneliest]

ty for the tag @gimopi!!! i tried picking artists that i find myself listening to full albums by with frequency, rather than just in playlists - it was fun to put this sheet together!

i'd like to tag, well, a lot of people, i like yall on here - @cuartist @asterlark @milfygerard @ariesisms @dysfucktional-queer @accidentprone @inncarnate @boyjoan @metronn @angryphildm @awsugar @lavosse @sybilius @oozemancer @willowfey @herzenswunsch @lizardmoor @asublimehimbo @verminatplay @taboovithehomecoming @dogjorts @sothatwassomething @alecsalamander @tjlauren @kristines-galaxy-of-blackholes @aglionbis @annieedison @lesdienne @divineandrogyny (hi pip from my alt main) @horsegirlhob @intimacyinfinitely @lycanqueer @pegasusgoat & @blessedjoy it won't let me properly @ you :/

#jam posts #very good odds i've missed people but hello treasured mutuals & happy new years!

[vikingost]

Part 4 of my Landskap oc series! (Now with picture!)

This part is dedicated to Härjedalen,my absolute fav cause its where im from :DDD

Härjedalen is a boy who is slightly above avarage in height,and is also rather skinny.He has fairly long brown hair and hazel eyes,aswell as rather pale skin that looks more tanned than it actually is due to him often being covered in dirt.

He is physically around the age of 6-7,but both looks older than he actually is and acts younger sometimes.

He likes to dress in either the style of Adam Sandler,or as a viking.He constantly also likes wearing a bear skin cape,which is still being debated whether or not its real..

He also has a lot of scars because he gets himself injured way to often,by for example climbing trees,using knives,trying to start fires,thinking that boars are friendly cause they arent carnivores,the list goes on- (Most of these injuries are based off ones i got as a child lmao,dont pet boars kids.)

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Härjedalen is a rather akward boy who is non-verbal (*cough* autistic *cough*) unless he’s in trusted company,which is mostly his sister.He rarely thinks before acting which can land him in trouble.

He fondly remembers his founders,and has a slight hyperfixation on the viking age and norse mythology.To this day he swears that he does not believe in any of the old norse vaesen (despite being one of the few that can see them) but he still does things to not anger them.Just in case yk..

He can be very expressive even when using gestures to show what he means.

he enjoys using his reputation as a sparesly populated landskap and the fact that he is often overshadowed by his sister to hide how odd he really can be (If you are ever in härjedalen,check if something called bykampen is gonna happen soon,its a once a year sports competition between some villages and its the most entertaining shit i swear-its like a drunk finn made the sports.)

Härjedalens best friend is his sister jämtland,but he can occasionally get along with trondelag and Dalarna.He and his sister both get along better with norway and his landskap (idk How to say it in norwegian-) because of How long they belonged to norway,and to this day Härjedalen has yet to get many friends.

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Härjedalen’s Favorite animal is the bear! (He also has the worlds largest wooden bear,at around 80 tonnes and over 10 meters..)

His favorite flower is the flowers of the cloudberry,and his favorite color is green,just like his sister.

His favorite food Also includes swedish tunnbröd,just like his sister,however,Härjedalen enjoys tunnbrödrullar,which is swedish tunnbröd with mashed potatoes,hotdogs and various toppings which is rolled into a roll (Mm yes,the floor is made out of floor).

His intests include hiking,climbing trees,looking at animals,trying to catch said animals and failing,carving wood and watching cartoons (He deffo likes Alfons Åberg).

He also likes picking berries and mushrooms,however,he has on several occasions nearly eaten deathcap because he thought they were edible.

Overall,Härjedalen is a sweet,accidentprone boy who has little to No social life!

(next part is a mystery ooooooh)

#hetalia #aph hetalia #aph nordics #ocs #landskap #härjedalen #sweden #hetalia oc #autistic boy #:D

[safrona-shadowsun]

"It is said that a certain Courier is actually quite accidentprone and is 'far less professional' after such incidents than she'd like... if a succubus can be taken at her word, that is."

Teatime Tuesday

"A courier of Empyrean Imports is as professional as he or she can be, but unless you are hiring an automaton as your deliverer, I'd say don't expect to be surprised if we aren't quite so chipper and composed when we are damaged. We in fact aren't mindless drones bound to perform a service." Despite the smooth delivery of words, Safrona's smile hardened with some irritability at the rumor.

"Still, I'd say anyone taking a succubus at her word is something of a fool. My opinion is my own, of course..."

#Safwriting #IC #Anonymous #Damn demons :p

[unholyverse]

🌟

laying on a bed of roses - the muffs

brand new day - babymetal

the local black and red - phantom planet

days like masquerades - the academy is…

break out! break out! - all time low

no lover - jetty bones

#accidentprone #confessionals

[deadandphilgames]

the thing is: maybe they already have a car. we literally have no idea

new theory: theyve got a car but its just a racecar bed

#accidentprone #asks

[freckliephil]

am drunk sorry

dont be sorry i love you drink responsibly 😘😘

#MWAH #asks #accidentprone

[filthyjanuary]

what’s sad to me is that waterparks seems to become awsten’s solo project. i basically can’t hear otto’s drums or geoff’s guitar on the newer tracks

so like i’m gonna be really honest, this doesn’t necessarily bother me? like if it doesn’t bother geoff and otto then it doesn’t bother me. some bands have pretty egalitarian creative control between members and some give it to only a member or two and as long as everyone involved is fine with the division of labour i’m fine w/ it. like... i’ve been here for like four months so please correct me if i’m wrong, but i’ve always kind of gotten the impression that most of the creative decisions are awsten’s. like i’m sure geoff and otto have opinions about their guitar/drum parts (and it’s not like the new song has no guitar/drums or anything, it does) but beyond that, i’ve always felt like awsten does the bulk of the work in terms of guiding what their music sounds like. 

tbh it’s hard to tell how many anyone does anything w/ how infrequently geoff/otto get to talk in interviews and such lmfao. honestly, i’d love to hear more about the band’s creative process. i wish they talked about it more because i’m very curious.

#asks #waterparks #accidentprone

[freckliedan]

shitting and crying and throwing up HOW COULD THEY DO THAT TO HIM anyway how are you

oooooooooh bestie i'm mcfucking LOSING IT . there's violence in my heart <3 (<-towards youtube). i'm honestly doing the best i have since august 2020, i had an absolute horrific time of it at work for a while (was being harassed by an ex friend for like 9 months) (this video hit insanely close to home for me bc of that workplace trauma like my ability to sleep thru the night is still not recovered) but like oh my god i never expected dan to reach the point he has with this video but the fact that he did?????? this era is absolutely going to fucking rule and i'm so insanely psyched. this is absolutely a stream of consciousness bit of babbling but literally i'm over the moon for dan rn and feeling good abt how i'm getting my legs beneath me in my own life toooo. how've you been?

#jam replies #accidentprone #fully considering getting the tattoo i was planning on getting abt dan like. soon

[bioaccumulation]

frank bleached his fucking hair how we feeling

Lightly disgusted but also have this undercurrent of its gonna be really fucking hot and im gonna suddenly like blondes

#accidentprone #asks

[cellochai]

can i please join your friend group? i would love to meet eugene as another russian

aww this is such a polite request i’m sure you and him would have a nice discussion about Russian things

#answered #accidentprone

[awsugar]

ok so i for the life of me can’t figure out wtf gerard is saying in the background in make room during 1:57-2:08, maybe you know?

ok this was debated on twitter like last month and no one really knows but what i hear personally is ‘everybody from the back of my seville/move the body from the back of my seville’ a seville is a car. and then i think it says ‘everybody wants a good amount of thrills’

thats what i hear but it’s not certain.

#accidentprone #answered