#absolutely no cows will be killed in this au

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

AU where Jason comes back to Gotham and begins his plan to confront Batman and all that. Except after only like a week the Joker gets hit by a bus and then shot by a little old lady with a shotgun and dies.

Jason’s plan is now in shambles because the dramatic climax of his plan is no longer possible. But that’s fine. He’ll think of some other suitable alternative. Granted, it’s not quite the same if he uses some other villain. Making Batman choose doesn’t mean nearly as much when it’s not about the person who killed him.

And really, is he going to try and get Batman to kill Black Mask or something? Scarecrow? Red Hood is competent; he could do it himself so why bother.

So Jason lays low continues to build his criminal empire with astounding speed and efficiency. If only he could think of a good way to announce his return. Nothing he can think of is dramatic enough.

Meanwhile, the Bats are freaking out because who is this guy that’s taken over half of the Gotham underworld in like a month? He’s obviously trained, but they just can’t seem to get any information on who he is or where he came from. It is beyond frustrating.

After a few months Jason is frustrated that he just can’t seem to find any dramatic good way of making Batman prove himself. It has to be something big! Something magnificent!

During his weekly chat with Talia he complains about his problems and she suggests he come back for a visit. He argues that he can’t just leave, but she says if he has competent enough lieutenants it’d be fine. He spends the next three weeks making sure that everything will be fine if he leaves for a week. He will not have all of his hard work falling apart and going to waste due to incompetence. Absolutely not.

So then once his lieutenants are sufficiently prepared (and the rest of Gotham’s criminal element sufficiently cowed), he heads to Nanda Parbat, only to find Ra’s on the phone with Bruce, who is demanding to know if the Red Hood has any affiliation with the league.

Oh. Oh. He can give them affiliation.

A new plan begins to form.

He’s going to be the most affiliated he can be. Jason immediately goes to Talia with his newest plan: Overthrow Ra’s and takeover the league. Talia whips out her forty step outline for overthrowing Ra’s and tells Jason she’s so proud of him.

Jason has a new goal now, so he gets to work. He checks on things in Gotham, but everything seems to be fine and there haven’t been any unplanned explosions so it should be fine if he stays here for a bit.

Taking over Gotham really was good practice, as it turns out. Thanks to Talia’s plans and previous foundational efforts the takeover happens in no time.

Meanwhile the bats are still freaking out. Red Hood hasn’t been seen in three weeks, he may or may not have league of assassins connections, and even in his absence his goons seem to be managing things competently.

Back in Nanda Parbat, Jason and Talia finish their takeover. And now, finally, he’s ready to confront Batman.

He arrives in Gotham as the new head of the league. His arrival is loud, elaborate, and dramatic enough to fulfill his inner theater kid’s dreams.

Batman is speechless. And not his usual grunts instead of words, but actual surprised speechless. Jason is alive?!?!?!?

Jason was not expecting all the tears. And hugs. And mother henning. Goodness gracious, this was not part of the plan.

Bruce is obviously struggling with Jason’s revelation that he took over the league, but the newest little birdie seems almost relieved at that(?) and Dick and Alfred both seem strangely proud. Whatever. Even Bruce seems to be at least mostly ignoring that for now.

Then someone asks him if he knows Red Hood. Jason blinks. Says that yeah, he knows Red Hood. Everyone seems to ease at that. One mystery solved. Jason quickly realizes that most of them have no idea he is Red Hood. Cass seems to be the only exception but also appears amused and willing enough to not mention it.

Dramatic appearance complete, Jason now has a new goal: see how long he can keep the bats (minus Cass and potentially Alfred) in the dark about his crime boss identity.

He will bribe Cass as much as it takes to keep her on board with the causing chaos plan, but she seems eager enough. Favorite sibling status definitely unlocked. (The whole killing thing is fought over at great length and a truce of sorts is eventually made)

David Cain is never heard from again.

Damian shows up at some point.

At least one league member has suddenly found themselves as an HR rep for Gotham criminals? They’re still not quite sure how that happened.

#Jason takes over the league of assassins #because it’s the most dramatic option available #jason todd #red hood #theater kid Jason Todd #batfam #talia al ghul #batman #cassandra cain #bruce wayne #ra’s al ghul #league of assassins #Jason comes back au #what do you mean dc doesn’t stand for disregard canon

[paymechildsupport]

Ryomen Sukuna x Reader // A Troublemaker's Love

@manikosii --> "What do you think about Bully!Sukuna who is madly in love with the reader? I just like the small Sukuna who has known the reader since childhood and does not know how to express his feelings" -.-.- -> hsisikaiss I love this sm :D Kinda made him more of a bully with a soft spot, -- more delinquent than anything, but I absolutely kept your lovestruck lil' Sukuna, so cute <3

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> Modern!School!AU 

   > Bully!Delinquent!Sukuna x Reader 

*I made him a biker too,— he’s such a lil’ biker bitch 

-!! CW: depictions of violence, (not aimed at Reader), -- smoking [don't actually smoke please, that shit kills you :(]

˚ ༘♡ ·˚ ₊˚ˑ༄ؘ ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥

(he's my lil' cutie patootie)

˚ ༘♡ ·˚ ₊˚ˑ༄ؘ ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥

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Ryomen Sukuna— who from a young age could never really communicate his feelings. Who would push all the other kids off the playground because they were clogging up the slide. Who never once expressed remorse when setting fire to that poor ant colony with his mini magnifying glass. Who was labeled as a “troubled” child. Who skipped grades because he was so freakishly intelligent. Who never had to try in school. Who fell off his Lightning McQueen bike the second he saw you on the playground. He immediately shoved his way through the swarm of other kids, butted his way into your lil’ game of tag, invited himself to play and proceeded to shove your tiny body into the grass, laughing maniacally. 

Pissed, you grabbed him by the hair, yanked harshly and threw him down on the ground next to you, — engaging in the most intense wrestling match either you had ever had in your short lives. Stuck in the nurse’s office with his Despicable Me bandaid and getting scolded by every staff member in the school, Sukuna could only stare at you, completely enamored by you and your fiery spirit so akin to his own.

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Sukuna would pull up to school everyday on his motorbike, making as much noise possible and spewing exhaust everywhere, just to spite the Environmental Club members who continuously berated him for air pollution. 

He didn’t vape— no no, he wasn’t a lil’ pussy bitch. Sukuna was a man, he smoked straight cigars, the kind you’d only ever see your grandpa piping,— and it was disgusting

He’d do it just to annoy you too. When you walk outside for lunch, he’d exhale a rather generous amount of smoke right in your face, earning him a string of curses in response. He’d just smile, chuckle and walk away 

Sukuna is a rather intimidating individual, — towering over everyone in a room,- tatted up with the most gorgeous inky designs you’d ever seen. His favorite shirts always revealed a generous amount of his beefy, muscular arms. The thin fabrics clung to his figure, showing clearly defined muscles (and those phat milk jugs hoooooly cow) 

He’d be that guy wearing fucking kakis in the middle of winter 💀 

Fucking shit his muscular thighs too?? Holy smokes I’m drooling 🤤

Sukuna was always alone, and he preferred things that way. He didn’t have a band of lackeys behind him all the time— though plenty deeply admired him— he didn’t need them anyways to look every bit the tough guy delinquent who was unafraid to get physical. 

—- and he was physical. Like, he was always finding his way into a fight,— and always came out on top. Starting something with this guy was a death wish. Everyone in the school knew who he was, and everyone in the school— including the teachers — respected him out of fear

He never picked on anyone who’d be considered an “easy target”. No no, that’d be way too easy. Where’s the fun in that? Nah, he goes straight for the person on top— the cockier the better. He’s more than happy to beat up a fellow delinquent 

You, however, seem to catch his eye in particular. So fiery, so fierce,— you take everything he throws at you and chuck it right back at him. There’s a deep sentiment of respect between the two of you, underneath all the petty arguments and crude insults 

He never hangs out with anyone, but Sukuna loves to spend his time tailing you wherever you go, teasing and nagging every step of the way. He nitpicks everything you do, whether it be simply reading a book, talking to a peer, or even just eating. He’s always there, always watching your every move. 

You’d be talking with a friend, discussing plans for the weekend, when all of a sudden pure horror etched itself onto their face, a massive shadow looming over the two of you. Confused, you swivel around, face almost colliding with Sukuna’s chest. He looked down on you, a shit eating grin on his face. Your friend only slightly stammers a “gotta go see ya later” before making a run for it, (you really couldn’t blame them, Sukuna really was a weirdo sometimes). 

He likes to scare everyone who approaches you, making them run off practically screaming 

For all the verbal grief he gives you, for all the times he’s called you a “brat” and told you how “annoying” and “unbearable” you are,  Sukuna absolutely blows up the second he sees some other bastard berating you. 

One time, Mahito and his creepy lil’ gang of goonies thought it’d be funny to corner you after school. Laughing, they mocked you, turning almost borderline physical as they made an effort to manhandle you into a locker. 

Sukuna was livid, saw shit going down and immediately rushed to the scene, coming up behind Mahito and giving him the gnarliest death stare you’ve ever seen,— crimson eyes practically burning with barely restrained fury. Mahito pissed himself on the spot immediately, — and was lucky he even made it out alive that day. 

Sukuna grabbed the goon that had reached out to touch you, twisted his arm, and smashed his head in on the locker door. 

Then after school he almost “accidentally” plowed them all down with his bike 😞 

Needless to say, no one ever gave you trouble ever again— minus Sukuna, of course

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He just wants you all to himself,— is that so wrong? He wants that raging passion in your eyes to be reserved for him and only him. He loves seeing you all pent up, face red and scrunched up in anger. That delicious heat in the center of his stomach threatened to boil over every time he laid his eyes on you. Sukuna was down bad. The beefy, all scary delinquent was smitten, — he of all people had a big, fat crush. He never wanted you to look at anyone the way you looked at him. He’d beat their head in, then you’d have to look at him

Shotgunning- this guy absolutely loves inhaling the smoke from his cigar, grabbing and yanking you close just so he could exhale it down your windpipe. Lips lightly brushing, sometimes he’d stick his tongue in, just to taste the smoke in your mouth. He adores the way his smoke and saliva mixes with your own, especially loving it when he kisses you stupid, drool pooling in the corner of your mouth, all for him to lick away  

Sukuna would mark you up good. Even if they don’t know who, everyone knows you're taken with the way hickeys adorn your pretty little neck. He loves your neck, loves biting into the soft, pulsating flesh and leaving his bite marks all around. —Same with your shoulder, anywhere that isn’t covered by clothing he makes sure is branded 

He delights in the way you grab him by the strap of his tank top, pulling him into whatever unoccupied room is available: janitor’s closet, a closed bathroom, the locker rooms- anywhere. You’d kiss him silly, hands gripping at his tough, muscular thighs, your nails digging into the hard flesh. Your fingers tracing over his slutty thigh tattoos always had him going feral. He loved the aftertaste of your chapstick / lipgloss on his tongue, there still even hours after you’d make out 💋 😋

Sukuna was in absolute heaven on those rare occasions you’d both stay after class. Empty classroom, blind drawn and door locked as you’d get down on your knees and suck his cock. Your pretty lips wrapped around him always had him coming quick. You’d swallow him whole, throat bobbing from his spurting cum. He’d bend down afterwards— feeling like he’d die otherwise— and kiss you sloppily on the lips, licking away his cum from the corner of your mouth, groaning at the taste of himself. 

His breasts are so sensitive, all you’d have to do is just swirl your tongue around a nipple and he’s puddy in your arms. You loved his breasts, cooing about his “man boobs” just to see him turn a brilliant red to match his crimson eyes. 

His big digits always did wonders to your body, rubbing small, purposeful circles into your pulsating heat / hard on,— sometimes right in the middle of class, just to fuck with you. Your glassy-eyed glare while you fought to bite your lip always had him hardening within his pants. He really couldn’t get enough of you. 

Yeah, you were stuck with Ryomen Sukuna and his merciless teasing. Was it all that bad?— No, no, not at all. Were you complaining? — absolutely not. (At least he had some nice phat jugs for you to fondle). 

He loved you too much to stop his cruel words and affectionate touches,— and he was going to make sure you stayed right beside him,— exactly where you belong. 

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A/N: i love him and i'd die for him

#jjk #jjk oneshot #jjk x gender neutral reader #jjk x reader #jjk x y/n #jujutsu kaisen #jjk x you #jjk fluff #jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen sukuna #sukuna x reader #sukuna #ryomen sukuna #sukuna ryomen #sukuna smut #ryomen sukuna smut #ryomen sukuna x reader #sukuna ryomen smut #ryomen x reader #jjk ryomen #modern au #jjk modern au #sukuna my beloved #he's so silly #he's so babygirl

[ohbo-ohno]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMjrpHSoU/

(Video description: When I went to agressive haunted house with a signed waiver and two masked workers told me to get on the ground and bark like a dog)

I immediately thought about your Ghoap writings!! Just imagine Reader being a victim of Ghost and Soap who are basically retired gracefully, get a bunch of money saved + their military payments, moved to some rural area and found themselves a new interest of hunting down tourists/just doing fun retired husbands shit. Ghost has an ongoing project of building a place for possible animals, but we get locked here instead. And we are just their little pet!!! Their house is in outskirts, literally the forest, no one would hear our screams. Sometimes Soap also gets chained outside because They Are Freaky Like That.

Dilf!Soap and Ghost that can basically be by your side 24/7 because they don't have to work anymore!! And maybe they are not as muscular as they used to be since their last deployment, but they can still break us like twigs!!! In normal ghoap AU we at least get some rest because they need to leave for missions, but not anymore!! Also cuddling near fireplace, watching Ghost and Soap all sweaty doing hard work while we are just here, with huge and heavy chain on our neck (literally a cow bell and a chain from the barn) fetching them lemonade like a good pet.

Sorry for incoherent thoughts, I just need that dilf itch scratched or else I am going to write it and explode

🎷🐛

"found themselves a new interest of hunting down tourists/just doing fun retired husbands shit" is fucking killing me lmfao.

also if you want scenes of people being locked outside in the cold by their partner.... check out His Captive Pet by Measha Stone. MMC locks FMC in a cage outside because she refuses to behave :/ he's very mean to her

obsessed - OBSESSED - with the image of reader (you) knocking on a door because you're lost or smth, and just picking the absolute worst people to ask :/ you just want directions but they're gonna keep you all for themselves :/ i swear to god i've read that concept somewhere but i cannot for the life of me remember where and it's driving me insane

anyways... johnny invites you in for a warm meal and of course you accept! you've been on such a long journey, a warm meal sounds like heaven. maybe they drug you (you wake up chained to the wall, heavy cuff around your ankle and wrists tied behind your back) or maybe they convince you to stay the night (give you their bed, you wake up and swear your feel their eyes on you, they don't let you leave in the morning)

soap is bad and gets chained up outside.... ohhhh the things that does to me. ghost railing you and you look out the window and just see soap drooling there :( simon slams you up against the window and johnny paws at the glass desperately, your skin right fucking there, it's killing him that he can't touch you. ghost standing just outside of the chain's reach, watching as johnny leans his full body weight forward, clawing desperately to try and get closer :(

and the contrast between them chaining you up outside, leaving you naked and alone in the cold, shivering and a little scared :( and then curling up with you in front of the fire, making sure you're toasty warm and helping you stop shaking. rubbing the red spot on your neck from where you pulled at the collar :( locking a heavy chain around your neck when you're outside, locking a muzzle around your face so they don't have to listen to you bark the whole time.

#gremlingottoosilly #asks and answers #ghoap x reader #this one really did it for me ily #bo writes

[stiffyck]

Random Scar thoughts, but we should just make him as any mob in the game at this point. (Which, i think you've done, actually lol)

Pig/Piglin/Zoblin/Hoglin? He's got the ungligrade legs, he's taking potions to stave off the zombitication in the overworld, he's constantly forgetting them and respawning in the nether, and hes TRYING HIS BEST DANG IT

Cow/Moobloom/Mooshroom? It changes from season to season. in S7 the mycelium resistance kept trying to add mushrooms to him. He's absolutely living his life in the more open planes and centaur friendly setup of S10.

Chicken/Parrot? Avian/elytrian scar. Big wings. Constantly broken and unpreened feathers. Gem has to hunt him down to preen them. Bonus points if scar is 🤏 thiiis big.

Cat/Ocelot? What else is there to say.

Wolf/Dog? Reddog gets a new packmate! We can assign him the new dog types at random. Big tail wags. Very protective of him and his, ya know? Sleeping on his back in front of the fireplace.

Bat? He never lights up his builds because he just cannot tell that they are too dark. he's got great night vision. also bat scar gets to hotguy people upside-down while startling them in caves and I just think thats neat.

Dolphin/axolotl? We just love mermen. He keeps losing limbs as an axolotl and not batting an eye because its gonna grow back anyways.

Sniffer? Big man. fuzzy man. BIG. NOSE. Need I say more.

I can keep going, man. I just don't want to accidentally give you a freaking essay lmao

YES I LOVE ALL OF THESE.

Scar as a piglin brute specifically is so funky to me. I have an au with him and I've drawn him a bunch in the past. I should draw him again. He's so silly.

The cow one is so cute with the mushrooms. The idea of grian and the rest if the mycelium resistance trying to grow mushrooms on him is so funny sivkejgwjg I love that. He should be friends with the moobloom mumbo I drew a while back.

Chicken and parrot are both good options but consider: vulture scar. Or kiwi scar. Kiwis have teeny tiny wings okay. Consider that. No one even knows scar is an avian because his wings are tiny

Cat or ocelot scar is a classic. Silly little cat boy.

Dog or wolf scar would be so cute. He'd be wagging his tail 24/7.

Bat scar... extra hotguy action. That would be so fun.... consider: the reason scar is so clumsy is because his eyesight is worse and he relies mostly on his hearing and echolochation which isn't the best for him since he's still also partially human.

I don't like dolphins but axolotl scar would be so silly.... the whole bit recently on one of his streams where his hand doesn't show uo after grians prank kills him? Scar not even realizing he lost an arm until someone points it out to him.

SNIFFER YES. BIG NOSE. BIG FLUFF. I need to draw the nifflins again... scar is a piglin in that au but shhhh

Anyway I love all of these

#asks #gtws

[oh-surprise-its-me]

Could we have an AU where’s Bradley’s papers didn’t get pulled and he goes to the Naval Academy where he meets Jake and Jake takes him home for Christmas to meet his dad and his dads partners? I’m gonna roll with the idea that Goose is alive (cause I love goose too much to kill him) and he and Mav and Carole are gone on some cruise or something so Bradley doesn’t have any family to go home to for Christmas so ofc Jake being the sweet bf he is invites Bradley home to spend it with him and his family. The only problem tho is that Jake hasn’t exactly told Bradley that two of his dads are a couple of the most influential men in the navy. Bradley just knows them as Ron the man who is terrified of cats and Tom who taught Jake how to speak polish as a kid. Jake also hasn’t told his dads that he’s dating Bradley as in Bradley Bradshaw, the son of goose from their top gun class (let’s pretend that Jake also doesn’t realize that his bf is the son of Admiral Bradshaw who was in the same top gun class with his dads). Jake also definitely hasn’t said anything about his dads cause he doesn’t want to be labeled a nepo baby and he wants to prove himself in the academy. Same as Bradley. And we can we have best friend Javy who knows exactly who Bradley is but won’t tell Jake cause he’s just absolutely living for the free entertainment that this is gonna provide on his winter break (Javy is going home with Jake and Bradley cause his parents are also not around for Christmas).

Don’t mind me just dropping things in your ask box with the intention of leaving them here for me to remember in a couple months when I have the free time to write

MWAH I LOVE YOU GIVING ME FABULOUS IDEAS!

Omg please join Phanie (Aki) and I in writing them. I’d scream. I’m begging you

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Bradley can admit he’s excited to meet Jake’s dads. He knows very little all things considered but knows Jake was always supported in anything he wanted to do.

He sends off a final text to his mom before joining Jake and Javy in the truck. “So? Do I get to see some cows or some shit since we’re in Texas?”

Jake laughs from where he’s driving. “Not a chance cowboy. Pa and Tata said no cows.” Bradley nods he shuffles his feet a little. “But horses right? Always wanted to actually try riding one.”

Jake looks over with a smile. “Yeah baby, horses.”

Javy grins from where he’s sitting in the back texting Bob. Oh he can’t wait for this Christmas.

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When they get to the ranch Bradley can only stand there for a second. It’s a big house. Bigger then he expected. Five dogs pour out of the door, Jake and Javy both toss their bags aside to grab them. Jake ends up picking up a little mutt. “Jake is that a coyote?” Jake blinks at Bradley and gives him the ‘I’m adorable and did nothing wrong’ smile. “No..?”

There’s a whistle from the porch. “Baby don’t lie to the poor man. Y’all come on. It’s cold out.” Jake laughs. “Good thing they live in California most of the year. Dad gets cold as hell.”

Bradley nods and grabs Jake’s bag. They make their way to the house, when they step inside Javy takes off deeper into the house like he owns the place. There’s voices in the other room that greet him with joy.

Jake nods for Bradley to follow him. When they enter the kitchen Javy is up on the counter next to the man who came out to get them. “Baby!” Jake is swept into a hug, “oh honey welcome home. And this must be the boyfriend huh?”

Bradley gives the man a little wave. “Hello. I’m Bradley.” The blond clone of Jake smiles and brings him into a hug. “My name is Chris hon.”

Bradley blinks for a second, he knows Jake’s dads names are Tommy and Ron. Doesn’t remember a Chris. “You’re Jake’s father?” The man nods and presses a kiss to Jake’s head on the way by. “Yep! I’m dad. Ron is pa, Tommy is tata which is polish for father.”

Bradley nods. Suddenly there’s two new men in the kitchen. Jake takes off for them both. “Pa! Tata!” They catch Jake in a hug, “hey chickie.” “Hey kiddo.”

Bradley blinks. He’s seen these men in photos with his dad and Mav.

Holy shit that’s Tom Iceman Kazansky.

“Holy shit Tommy is that Nick Bradshaw?”

Bradley freezes. Jake looks up at his dad in confusion. “Pa?” Tom blinks for s few seconds and then snaps his fingers, “Bradley right? Bradley Bradshaw? Never did get how Nicky got Carole to agree to that.”

Jake smacks Tom’s chest with a laugh. “Tata! You can’t be mean to him already!”

Javy snickers from where he’s sitting. Chris elbows him gently in the side. “You put it all together didn’t you kid?” Javy can only shrug, “needed some kind of drama this year.” Chris snorts and makes Javy try some of the soup he was making.

Bradly points at Ron, “you’re his wingman right? Uh? Slider?” Tom snorts, “nailed it kid. He’s more of a husband then a wingman now though.”

Bradley laughs and stares at Jake who isn’t really looking at him. “You’re a nepo baby aren’t you!?” Jake shakes head but before he can say anything Ron interrupts as he walks by Bradley and goes to the kitchen. “Say’s you Bradley. Your dad is an admiral as well.” Jake pulls himself out of Tom’s arms, “he’s what!” Bradley and Jake stare at each other for a good minute.

Oh Javy can’t believe his sister is missing this year’s entertainment just for a fucking cruise. She’d love this. It’s better then The bachelor.

“You are both nepo babies and I’m going to guess you didn’t share who your fathers were for the same reasons. Now someone besides Javy set the table.”

Jake snaps out of it faster and kisses Bradley on the way by, “not done with this conversation.” Bradley nods. He desperately hopes his phone has enough service to text his dad. He needs to know what to be prepared for.

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Brad what do you mean Ice married his RIO?

Dad I swear. And there’s another blond.

Is it Hollywood?

No? Someone named Chris Seresin?? Jake has his last name??

Tell them I say hello and that we’re all catching up next time we’re all in California.

Dad love you but really not helping the freak out I’m having. JAKES DAD IS THE GODDAMN COMPACFLT

That’s a lot of yelling kiddo, but don’t fuck up with Jake Ice could end your career :) I dunno if I could stop him! :) :)

DAD WHAT THE FUCK????

Love you baby! Have fun! Send photos! Your mom says kisses!



#ron slider kerner #chris seresin #tom iceman kazansky #top gun #tom x ron x chris #ron x chris x tom #jake hangman seresin #jake hangman seresin x bradley rooster bradshaw #bradley rooster bradshaw #javy coyote machado #mac writes top gun #goose lives !

[scarlet--wiccan]

I was going to send you an ask about how you thought Bova fit into current canon (if at all) since she went from having most of the answers to the maximoffs early origins to being completely wrong about everything… but then Pietro brought her up in the SW&Q preview.

I’m focusing on a tiny detail here, I know, but it strikes me as an odd thing to say. She wasn’t exactly the twins’ au pair (does he mean to Luna after her other nanny died? That feels more accurate) but I’m also unsure why he’d feel guilty about her death. If you have any thoughts I’d love to read them

It was an exceptionally weird thing to say, actually. Neither Bova nor Marilla (Luna's nanny) were au pairs. That term has a specific definition, and I've never heard it used colloquially in place of a nanny or midwife. At first, I wasn't even sure which of the two women Pietro was talking about, until I realized that he calls her a "ruminant," which means cow. So, yeah, very strange.

I think that the intention of this line, is that Pietro is implying Bova meant more to him, as a caretaker, than Magneto. Which makes sense, even if the way he says it is... honestly really disrespectful to Bova's memory. I'm really not sure, though-- this is, admittedly, very clunky dialogue. Pietro and Darcy are both super sarcastic and use a lot of snarky wordplay, and I'm worried that Orlando can't handle both of those voices in the same scene.

Anyway, Pietro wasn't responsible in any way for Bova's death-- she was killed along with the remaining New Men on Mount Wundagore by her creator, the High Evolutionary, in a storyline that had absolutely nothing to do with the Maximoffs, and didn't make any sense for the Evolutionary, either.

This might actually be the first time Wanda or Pietro have acknowledged her death on-page, but I think that's mostly because Bova is such a minor character that the writers never thought to bring it up, not because they don't care about her. And for what it's worth, Pietro did care a lot about the Knights of Wundagore-- he referred to them as family and was really upset when they were killed by Modred, feeling specifically that he had failed them. So I imagine he would have felt the same about Bova, even if it wasn't his fault.

#bova ayreshire

[xseplayhuntressx]

Just watched KAM's new Song where Shandee did the art for again, and oh my god i'm in love with the song and art for it.

I also kinda noticed something, and idk if it's even correct or i smoked something, but uhhh... i guess i can share it-?

First of all, Art, song, etc. Banger as always.

Second, i noticed these 2 frames which include the Kids [and probably Vanessa in the first one]

nothing out of the Ordinary. Just Sun playing with the Kids and Moon bringing a Kid to Vanny for her to kill it like normally.

But, what about 2 specific Kids?

these mentioned specific Kids made me pay more attention to they're designs/styles.

and yes, its these two.

''What did you notice about them though? those two dont look special to me...'' [pardon my english here-]

Well...Do any of you know about Shandee's Human AU?

to be more specific, their Human AU Bois. Samuel and Gabriel Aster.

If you have seen Shandzii's Art about the Kid versions of them, you may slowly get what i am talking about.

these two kids in said frames looked really familiar to me, cuz of they're designs. And, well, those two sorta reminded me of Shandzii's Human Bois.

I'm pretty invested in the Human AUs's Lore, Story, etc. so i guess it's normal to notice something like this?

[plus i was bored ngl, so i randomly payed attention to every frames's detail in the song-]

anyways, if you need more info to see it more like i do, have these two frames aswell as the Cinnamon Rolls next to eachother . [of course, every art i put onto this post is owned/created rightfully by shandzii.] (also dont mind the bottom box colors, thx! ^^'')

I mean, okay, the Short sleeved hoodie may seem like it's not fitting, but put both Hoodie and Shirt together, and it looks like a Vest that the kid wears over the T-shirt

This Kids's Hoodie/Pullover may not fit with Young Gabriels's Pullover [or whatever the word for it is-], but everything else fits. I mean, sure, the glasses may not have Red outlines, and the Beanie may not have Stars on it, but what if that was intentionally made that way in the video, so it doesnt look obvious? [again, i could be absolutely on something or not. I dont know either]

Again, if i am wrong with my suspicion/theory, then please correct me.

I may actually need Coffee, or i am full on correct with it, either way, i really wanted to point this out, since it really got me ''invested'' [or whatever the word is] for it.

anyways, go check out the Song! Everyone worked so hard/awesome on this as always!

Anyways, i guess this is all i have to say ._.''

do what you will with this Theory, i dont know anymore.

If Shandzii comes across this post smh, Hiya ig-!

If my Suspicion/Theory was correct, then holy cow how the fuck did i notice that small detail in those 2 scenes-

#KyleAllenMusic #FNAF Security Breach Song #Go check out everyone's social media that has worked on the song! #everyone did so well on the new song like damnnn #i literally went HYPE MODE #Shandzii #Shandzii Human AU #nah literally. Everyone popped off so it's just rightfully deserved that the Song gets checked out aswell as everyone's Socials /nf /pos #anyways. i hope this post was not absolutely useless or dumb. if so feel free to tell me and i will delete this post. #again. every picture i put onto this post were rightfully made by Shandzii and both Human Bois are also rightfully owned/were created by em #im so sorry if i made anyone cringe from this or if anyone finds this rando ass post weird JDAWWKND- #Youtube

[banannabethchase]

✨Fic Writing Review 2023✨

Tagged by the lovely @aidaronan

Gonna put all this under a cut as it is a doozy. Me? Rambling? It's just as likely as you'd think from the everything about me.

Words and Fics

497,498 words published on ao3 (Jesus fucking Christ - that doesn't even count my ficlets)

101 fics published on AO3

Enough tumblr ficlets that I don't have the spoons to go back and count them all

3 in-progress fics that may or may not be in the yeeted into purgatory sometime soon

3 new fics in permanent purgatory

1 new fic that I killed within 500 words

9 series created/added to

Top 3 by kudos

Hungry Heart - HangMox, AEW

[tie between] Intrigue - HangMoxMatt, AEW and A Convenient Cancellation - HangMox, AEW

I Can't Promise Forever (But I'm Working On It) - HangMox, AEW

(Realizing now that holy cow do my HangMox fics do better than I thought. Also all of those were published before I put my account on lockdown, I think, so that contributes as well.)

Fandom Events in 2023

Threecount Exchange! I mean, it kicked in this year. Everything gets published and finished next year, but still, it counts!

Upcoming Projects

Threecount Exchange fic (no you will not get details mwahaha)

The final installment of the House of Black Magic series, which is also my final square on my Bingo Board

Days 10-31 of the December Prompt Challenge I for some reason made for myself, which includes the finale of a series (I shan't disclose which)

At least 4 more installments in the Matt Experiments universe

The teacher's AU I've been putting off for about a year

Writing reflection

What a frickin' year. I haven't been in a fandom like this since Scorpion which, for those who know, ended poorly for both the whole fandom and me as a person. I was unable to watch the season 4 premiere due to my Dad's death, and then it got cancelled before I could catch up. Jumping back into a fandom head first, after how miserable my last one ended, was scary but incredible.

I beat NaNoWriMo 3 times in one year for the first time since 2016. I wrote two novella length fics and a novel length fic from December 2022 until now. I've made friends with incredible people, learned how to use tumblr in a way that keeps me safe, and learned that I've grown past the person I was when I let other people drive me out of a fandom for writing fic in a way I enjoyed and being autistic. I feel safe in this fandom, not for the lack of drama (lord knows there's plenty of it), but because I've created for myself a space where I know I can trust the people I follow.

I am excited to vault headfirst into 2024. I have no predictions. I have no expectations. I just have hope, and I think that's enough.

But I really do hope I can keep writing, even if it's at a different pace from 2023.

Rules: Feel free to show whatever stats you have. Only want to show Ao3 stats? Rock on. Want to include some quantitative info instead of stats? Please do this. Want to change how yours is presented? Absolutely do that. Would rather eat glass than do this? Please do eat glass, I’ve heard it’s good for your gums.

Tagging [please view the rules! I think they are great rules!!! Except the glass thing, don't chew glass. If you don't want to do this, please feel free to ignore completely]: @sarahcakes613, @booboo-eyedbambi, @scissormedaddyass, @rosabellebelieve, @anairbri. As always, if you see this and want to try it, I tagged you :) (And if you don't want to do this, pretend I didn't tag you.)

#This was fun I like these #2023 #about Sara #in which sara writes

[coffincanary]

John Werewolf AU anyone? 👀 (CW Wincest, cannibalism/heart-eating, injury/gore, biting, general weirdness to be expected) John gets turned on one of his earliest hunts when he barely knows what he's even doing and is just starting to write his journal. He knows he shouldn't return home, but yet, what other choice does he have? They just lost their mother, and now their father, with that thing that killed Mary still out there? It's out of the question. Of course, it's hard. Being around his boys with that hunger gnawing at him every time he hugs them and hears their tiny little hearts thump against his own chest. The animal hearts he forces himself to eat are disgusting, but it's enough to keep him going, enough to not go crazy and do something horrible. Though that's not good either, because the livestock killings quickly attract the attention of other hunters. And John knows that if he is discovered, Dean and Sam might get killed too, because they'd be assumed to be monsters too. So John is forced to improvise. When he kills a vamp on his next hunt, he eats their heart. It's... surprisingly good? Tastes like moss and dirt. It's the best heart John has ever eaten. Maybe because the thing used to be human. But it takes that edge off the hunger that makes him sometimes poke Dean's chest hard enough to leave a bruise. He begins eating the monsters he hunts. Some of them taste absolutely horrid. Wendigos are the worst, and werewolves too. Others taste just fine. He gets a taste for vamps. Others make him experience a kind of drug trip - fae creatures, the occasional minor god, makes him see shapes and colors giving him new understandings of the universe he can't remember when the high wears off.

He still hungers for his boys. He knows it. Dean and Sam know about monsters. Dean knows that their father is one, too. Caught John eating a cow heart years ago. They don't speak about it, just share the implicit promise not to tell Sammy. Eventually, John trusts Dean enough to come along on hunts. During their first one, Dean gets the kill and carves the monsters heart out for his father. It almost makes John weep. John still knows he won't be able to control himself forever. Dean's growing older, and with that come feelings for his son, feelings he tries to suppress because they were reserved for Mary, but ones that shove to the surface, letting his gaze linger on the soft curves of Dean's back or the way Dean stretches like a cat, feline and agile. Different kinds of hunger mixing, and John knows that if he ever touches this boy, it's gonna end with eating his son, too. The hunts don't make it better. Dean moves with an affinity and efficiency that almost scares John, killing and getting his hands bloody without a seconds thought. A beautiful killer by John's hands, and one so devoted to his father that he'll break open a ribcage without even blinking. John knows what he needs to do. One night they go on another hunt, a rugaru camping out in a forest. Except that there isn't a rugaru. And when Dean turns his back to his father, John pounces. Pushing Dean to the ground and digging his teeth deep into the back of Dean's neck, tearing flesh. His boy cries out in pain, struggles even, but of course, John is stronger, holding Dean down as his boy bucks. John holds his teeth there, fangs piercing deep, a low growl emerging from his throat as his son quits his struggle, going limp below him. Only quiet, pained whimpers escaping Dean to show that he hasn't passed out. John stays lodged inside his boy for a good minute until he lets go, lips smeared with Dean's blood. His boy is trembling below him, crying softly, and John makes sure to lick the blood of his neck and whispering murmured praise as grabs Dean and pulls his son on his lap, Dean's heaving back pressed against his chest. Dean stops crying eventually, the shock of the attack wearing off. His boy hasn't said a thing, hadn't asked a single question, as if he knew what John was doing. John was still licking the blood off of Dean's neck when the wounds finally begin to heal under his tongue, flesh knitting together. It is only then that Dean slumps against his father, utterly exhausted, beautiful green doe-eyes red with cried tears. "You did so well.: My boy." John mutters, as he kisses his sons sticky lashes, and then his forehead, tiny kisses he hadn't allowed himself before, and is now because Dean deserves it, deserves them. Dean lets him, leans into it, turning on his father's lap so he can bury his face in John's leather jacket when it gets too much. John presses his face into Dean's soft hair, taking in his scent. Dean's heart thumping against his own chest, slowly calming. John is still hungry.

#I don't really know what this is #But it's something #cw cannibalism #cw injury #Wincest #johndean #Supernatural #John Winchester #Dean Winchester

[crowpricorn]

Share the first lines of ten of your most recent fanfics and tag ten people. If you have written less than ten, don’t be shy and share anyway.

tagged by @jackwolfes 💌

I don't have 10 published fics so it's everything I have published + the 3 last wips I have worked on

if I'm a pagan of the good times, my lover's the sunlight: Jesper lazily moves his feet in circles, toes brushing the pond surface so that it bends in rippled waves.

experience — in a time lapse: Inej's Papa always told her about the feeling of falling in love.

Periwinkle Powder: Rot Alley is uncharacteristically quiet at this time of day — or, actually, night.

Red roses for you: "Roses for your lads! Red roses for your loved ones! Hey there, gorgeous, want to buy a rose?"

come on and jump, well, I dare you: "Absolutely no, not him."

wanting you now (but that's wishful thinking): Mornings usually, and almost literally — really, he's not being dramatic! — kill him.

without warning (love shakes my heart): Jesper stares down at the blond little girl playing with naked dolls.

witch wylan au: Dusk is usually a stuffy matter: there's animals to push back into their barns and coops, leftover hay to sweep up from the stables, some affectionate ducklings to pet and his favorite cow to brush — because she refuses to go to bed before she has been brushed nice and pretty.

blind wylan au: Wylan knows it's a dream — he always does, after all.

angel jesper x demon wylan: Jesper is not shy of the thick, smelly air of Hell.

tagging: whoever wants to do it! 🥰

#wesper #six of crows #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #six of crows fanfic #wesper fanfic #tag games #crowpricorn writes

[saltysunflowersugar]

"What if Seymour discovered different sentient plants than Twoey?": An AU dump courtesy of my Notesapp:

Piranha plant (Mario series): Since it's not trying to hide it's sentience like Audrey 2 initially was, Seymour would probably recognize it as immediately dangerous and probably not bring it back to the shop (then again, these things can behave like normal plants, as shown in Super Mario Oddessy where Peach has a bouquet of them and they don't try to bite her)

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Flowey (Undertale): Flowey would never care to eat anyone, but he does still want to kill people just because he's bored and he can reset the timeline so life and death wouldn't really matter to Flowey anyway. I imagine he still would have the goal of absorbing 7 human souls in order to turn back into Asriel, but I don't know how well that would actually work without being capable of eating them.

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Cow Plant (the sims): Not really all that different from twoey, the only real differences would be that it can't talk and just moos and makes gross tounge noises, and also that the deaths caused by these things probably won't reach the apocalyptic scale that the Audrey II's reach in the musical (so this AU would basically play out a little closer to the 1960 version than the musical). And as a bonus, Mushnik can also sell the Anti-Aging milk that Cow Plants produce when they eat people

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Tama/Stray Cat (Jojo's Bizzarre Adventure): This one would start with Orin accidentally-on-purpose running over a stray Prussian Blue cat with his motorcycle, and I guess because he just wants to traumatize some random kids outside of just dental work, he throws the cat's body into some random park and drives off. The next day, a gray flower with eyes, a mouth, petals shaped like cat ears, and whisker-like pistons that it uses to shoot air bubbles at its enemies. Seymour finds the cat plant and decides to take it home and names it Paw-drey (a joke Audrey greatly apprecieates :D). No faustian power bargains occur here but there were probably some people who got broken fingers from Paw-drey shooting air bubbles at them. And it kinda goes without saying that it would absolutely despise Orin for, you know, killing it. I also feel like it wouldn't be too happy with Mushnik either, no real reason tho.

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The things from the Goosebumps episode "Stay Out Of The Basement": In this AU Seymour isn't just a florist, but also a full-on botanist who makes Hybrid his own Hybrid plants. One day Mushnik has to leave town and leaves Audrey in charge while he's gone (also, for the sake of this AU, we'll say that Audrey and Seymour are already dating and Orin doesn't have anything to do with this) Audrey has been noticing her boyfriend has been acting wierd these past few weeks, he stopped calling her by the pet name they always call each other and he keeps insisting that nobody goes in the basement. Audrey decides to see why Seymour insists she stays out of the basement, only to discover that he's got leaves growing out of his hair and his bed is full of worms. Seymour locks the basement door, but Audrey breaks in with a crowbar and finds Seymour tied up among the plants with no leaves in his hair. He explains to her that he was experimenting on some Venus fly traps when he cut himself on the slide and somehow his own DNA merged with it and became a half plant, half human copy of him. The other Seymour shows up and Audrey is prepared to shoot one of them with weed killer but she doesn't know which one is the real Seymour, that is until, the real one calls her by the nickname and she kills the plant Seymour. It ends with the reveal that one of the plants Audrey pricked her finger on in the basement has merged with her DNA and became another plant copy. TL;DR: the horror wouldn't be killing people to feed the plant, but instead, the plant commiting Identity Fraud

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Venus Mcflytrap (Monster High): I mean, she's basically a human but green and with the ability to make plants grow, so I imagine she and Seymour would be beasties (Pun sort of intended). I think it would be funny if the Original Audrey 2 still exists in this universe and Venus calls it Mom, bonus points, Seymour gets called Gramps as a result even though he's probably only 3 years older than her (we don't actually know his age and it kinda varies from production to production)

#Au Dump #Little Shop Of Horrors #Little shop of horrors au #Lsoh #Long post #Seymour Krelbourne #Audrey Fulquard #Audrey 2 #Mr. Mushnik #Orin Scrivello #Lsoh crossover #Mario crossover #Piranha plant #Undertale crossover #Flowey the flower #The sims #Cow Plant #Jojo's bizarre Adventure #Jjba crossover #Diamond is unbreakable #Jojo stray cat #Goosebumps TV show AU #Monster high crossover #venus mcflytrap

[working-dreamer]

I am gripping your shoulders. Your plvpw knight layton concept has me in shambles the past couple of days. May I please write or draw about it? It's your idea, and I don't want to run off with it without permission, but WOW is it fun to imagine the scenarios.

(I replayed the game recently. There's so much that's great about it, and yet so much I want to change, too. You understand. Im biting into the table it's Killing me)

DO IT

YES

PLEASE

ABSOLUTELY YES!!

Legit go for it!! I would love to see this concept explored! Way I see it is if you wrote a fic/draw it and later on I wrote a fic/draw it then people would be like “holy cow two cakes” and we could give them all the AU goodness! So feel free to run with the idea!!

I’m so honored that you are inspired by my AU! Professor Layton and Luke being the ones trapped in Labyrinthia first brings out so many cool ideas and I’m hyped to see what you come up with!! By all means have fun with it!!

#befuddledbun #befuddled bun #jinbugs #PLEASE I NEED IT!!! #Professor Layton #professor layton vs phoenix wright #phoenix wright #professor layton vs ace attorney #ace attorney #pl #plvspw #plvsaa #answered ask

[emphasisonthehomo]

Hi!

The hard times headlines x h50 is hilarious, I hope you will make more!

I have read Salt and holy cow, it's sexy and domestic all in one. You really write their dynamic extremely well and I appreciate everything you have written about them.

About Stef in lingerie in your t4t au: fuck yes! Danno would be out of his mind seeing her in red ( I think she would look stunning in light blue ones too) lingerie and would love to buy her everything that catches their imagination. Also I can see her interested in lightly scented creams: nothing too bujee (is it written this way?) But as someone who spends a lot of time out in the sun and in the water taking care of her skin is a must and scents with coconut and almonds are widely used for lotions for everybody. Maybe she likes to buy handmade soaps too (I have watched too many soap making videos on yt 😅).

If you want another question, I would like to know what gives both of them gender euphoria.

I suspect that one of the things for Danno is being a dad but I am curious about how this concerns their relationship too.

We know Stef loved that Danni called her Miss during a joke so... it could be both in general and specifically what one of them does for the other.

Thank you so much!

Here's a link to Salt and the t4t au if anyone is interested.

Idk about doing too many more Hard Times edits, their jokes tend to be music related, I just saw that one and was immediately like "It's Danny." But! If anymore catch my eye, I'll see what I can do.

Some of your questions have (slightly) spoilery answers lol, so I won't get into too much detail.

Also re: the lingerie. Yes yes yes, she's going to (eventually) have quite a bit. Mostly purchased for her by Danny, but you'll have to wait for the details.

I think it's supposed to be spelled "bougie" but I'm not sure? At some point she will absolutely have a nice little collection of skin products. Right now in the story she's so used to being paranoid and just Not Having Things, that she's still dipping her toe into the idea that she can have "girly" stuff in her bathroom.

As for gender euphoria, Danny does genuinely love being a dad. When it comes to stuff that makes him go "oh yeah, I'm killing it" he's kind of stupidly into wearing a Nice Suit. He likes to look good and dress good, and color coordinate his ties and his pocket squares and his socks. When Stef makes a comment about his outfit, even if it's a joke, he does preen, because she noticed.

Stef is still trying to figure out herself and her gender expression, especially since she's still closeted. So I think for her right now she gets a lot of gender euphoria about being able to make choices she wouldn't have otherwise. I do go into that extensively in the next bit. Things like choosing to not get a haircut, for example.

Danny does A Lot of stuff to quietly validate her. Some stuff she notices, and some stuff she doesn't. One fun thing in the way I'm approaching how I write their dialogue together is the insults. Calling each other 'bitch' as a love language. Both of them talk a lot of shit, but Danny makes a point to never use any more masculine gendered insults. So she's a 'bitch' not a 'son of a bitch' stuff like that.

#aron's fic #t4t mcdanno

[romeoandjulietyouwish]

more info on how they get Percy to speak in the farmers market au?

also ive always been very grateful for how much content you generate but being sick and stuck in bed means im checking your blog even more and the fact there’s actually new posts when i check every few hours? you’re a goddess

Aw thank you! But also pls everyone keep in my the only reason I am able to post as much as I do is because 1) I'm not in college during the summer and 2) because I don't have a job yet. When that changes, posting will become more random <3

ANYWAYS

I think it's a group effort. This is Percy who just went through the Briarwoods' slaughter, he just watched his whole family die. Once he's dry and fed and in bed, Korrin calls the police, tells them what's happened. That night, Korrin talks to all the kids about being careful around him because they don't know if he's dangerous or if he's run away from something dangerous.

The three of them decide to absolutely fuck that and take turns sitting with Percy. And the next day when he doesn't talk to the police and remains catatonic, Keyleth takes him with her to feed the cows. And Vex takes him with her as she chops some firewood to sell and Vax brings him over to Pike and Scanlan's.

Over time, he starts to become more present in the moment, smiling a little at something funny or just watching things happen with more awareness. He'll pet Trinket and help Vax feed the chickens and collect eggs. It's Vex he talks to first though. They're carrying some firewood into the house and he steps in front of her and in a very sore voice thanks her. Vex nearly cries.

And after that he starts to speak a bit more, never to the police, never about anything that happened to him. By now, the police have figured out who he is and what he's hiding from but they have zero leads on who killed his family because the Briarwoods have disappeared, taking Cassandra with them (but he thinks she's dead too).

#farmers market au #critical role #vox machina #lis makes hcs

[orthwormus]

ofmd pokemon au?? hell yes!!

reasoning for each team member, starting with ed:

-clodsire: i like to imagine its his starter, he probably caught on his own. they both have that baby cow look that ed does to stede in ep 5.

-mimikyu: mimikyu is a very misunderstood pokemon in the pokemon world, similiar to how ed is seen as blackbeard to pretty much everyone. i imagine they found some kinship in eachother.

-gengar: this guy? this guy would love a good fuckery! gengar is a menace to the pokeciety and i think ed would be absolutely delighted by this guy.

-gyarados: he fished it up when he was novice trainer, back when he was on hornigolds crew. i feel like every pirate would have a gyarados in this universe.

-hisuian samurott: i’ll be honest theres no real backstory here. i just think!! cool pirate mon!! cool pirate guy!! boom, he’s on the team.

-crobat: also caught when he was a novice trainer, before he killed his father. i imagine it evolved into a crobat soon after he joined hornigolds crew.

now for stedes team:

-shiny galarian rapidash: it is his starter!! aka, arthur(he has kind eyes). probably descended from a long line of fancy rapidashes in the bonnet family and ended up in stedes care.

-goodra: caught in ep 2 i imagine, a little after he was freed by the natives. he found the little guy as a goomy and it helped them out while they were tricking izzy. it evolved gradually over the episodes.

-venomoth: once again was caught during the series, specifically ep 7. it takes place of the moth that stede showed off to ed. he’d love bug types.

-golisopod: his first ever pokemon that he caught as a child! found him while hiding from the badmintons as a wimpod. i imagine that it stayed a wimpod, till it evolved in a crucial moment during the series.

-togekiss: gifted as a egg during one of his and marys anniversaries. he spent a lot of time with it(more time than with his kids-) and it evolved quickly.

-ribombee: like with eds samurott, i had no real reason. i just think it fits him! this man would love bug types and ribombee is a bug type. they’re both fancy dudes(ribombee with its scarf and stede with his outfits)

#ofmd #our flag means death #our flag means death au #ofmd au #ofmd pokemon au #pokemon au #if any of the other crew is requested i probably will do them #cause i wanna make oluwande and jims next #also lucius #he would have a furret

[spicygambles]

Aaa yess vampire mumbo is honestly one of my fav interpretations of him! And ohoh doc getting the action huh? I can imagine it being due to mumbo not having fed - and doc, who enjoys “worshipping” and devoting himself to mumbo would jump at the chance to help out. (Also do not eorry abt ur writers block and stuff we all get it! Me and other anons will always happily wait!)

I've actually planned it to be a bit more... rough than my first doodles would suggest. Just give me a bit of time to learn how to draw roughed up hermits and then I'll really polish it up lol.

If (and that's a big if lol) we take the vampire!Mumbo as canon to our au. We'd have something like a hunger only every blood moon, which I'd say is every six-ish months?

I'd lean towards it being a curse rather than someone else turning Mumbo into a vampire and he would've gotten cursed sometime after the sixth season (maybe around the time he left after demise? when he used the saturator and it conveniently made him a bit red and Iskall went 'vampire?')

The thing is, nobody knows. Absolutely nobody should know. It's the thing he's certain would've gotten him kicked out of the server. Every blood moon had him travel thousands and thousands of blocks away to ride it out, demolish a small population of cows or sheep and wake up in the morning feeling regretful but strangely... energized.

Until season 8... peace love and plants baby! He nearly forgot about the curse until he felt the pang of deep deep hunger. Didn't know what on earth to do until Scar took one look at him and knew.

He learned something different that night, still thousands and thousands of blocks away, this time he wasn't alone and he learned how good it felt to share his secret.

It's been him and Scar's little secret since then, and nobody, absolutely nobody was to know about it.

Until season 9 when, maybe some strange little blip happened, and the blood moon came one week early.

He barely got away, Scar was busy and they didn't have time to prepare , he only got a thousand and a bit blocks away but apparently in the wrong direction because he couldn't find a single mob to kill.

The hunger was growing and growing until he found the reason the surroundings were so barren...

Doc

Good old Doc doing a little bit of night-time hunting, felt a sharp tension in the air. He saw a dark figure at the corner of his eye and turned. But it was too fast! He barely got to raise his arm to defend himself before a strong swipe of clawed hands ripped his cybernetics clean off.

There was a strong shove and he finds himself pinned against the face of a cliff and, quick as lightning, a sharp set of teeth buried at the space between his neck and shoulder blade.

A sharp curse escaped his lips as pain bloomed, his other hand scrambling for his dropped weapon, he grabs at it, raises it up! and! and!

He finally sees the black hair, the disheveled suit the red tie, his instincts warring between 'defend self' and 'familiar! familiar!', the loosening of the bite, the apologetic kitten licks that stung against his fresh wounds.

He'd drop the weapon then, grabbing at Mumbo's hip, listening at the apologies flowing down the man's lips. He pulls Mumbo in, closer closer until he's sat on his lap sensing another wave of hunger to come.

Another bite, this time more gentle, tongue working around the punctures, warmth rising on their skin as Mumbo moves by himself, getting comfortable on his lap.

Doc's one good hand pulling at Mumbo's tucked shirt, finding its way under to graze his finger tips across heated skin, a lightheaded haze finding his whole body electric.

I- ah, I got carried away lol

um anyways that was how it's supposed to go but don't really know how to frame the first bit. (⁠^⁠～⁠^⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ although hmmm maybe this drabble is enough for the brainrot to go away?

#sgimasks #sgimswrity #sgimgabs #also you're very sweet anon (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠) thank you kindly