#absolutely no clue why

[harvestar]

went to [only good grocery chain in my area] but i the nicer/closer part of town and I was so pleasantly surprised to be like.... wow there's almost no line there's only 2-3 ppl in line and I hear a lady nearby me go "okay im getting in line now. this place is a shitshow" im like????? whuh??????? huh??????? its payday friday and this place is not even busy??

#ktxt #ppls cart etiquette/personal space was also surprisingly a lot worse. like ive seen better manners at walmart #absolutely no clue why

[andsewingishalfthebattle]

Novice sewing pattern: Cut out shapes. Line up the little triangles on the edges. Stitch edges together. We've also included step-by-step assembly instructions with illustrations.

Novice knitting pattern: yOU MUSt uNDerstANd thE SECret cOdE CO67 (73, 87, 93) BO44 (63, 76, 90) 28 (32, 34) slip first pw repeat 7x K to end *kl (pl) 42 * until 13" (13, 13, 15) join new at 30 pl for 17 rows ssk 27 k2tog mattress lengthwise BO and sacrifice a goat to the knitting gods. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT "INSTRUCTIONS," I JUST GAVE THEM TO YOU

#knitting #no it's not a real pattern but I can't write one that makes sense because I have no freaking clue what any of that means #How do you make things that aren't basic rectangles #Why has every knitter I've asked for help just said 'patterns are easy; you just have to know how to read them' & then refused to teach me #Where do I even find a goat to sacrifice #How do I join the pattern cult #I am so confused #I've been knitting for almost a decade but I can only make scarves and potholders #I learned one (1) stitch by watching a YouTube video and none of my friends or family knit so I have no IRL resources #And nobody I meet seems to want to take the time to explain the rest to me #I taught myself to sew through trial and error but that doesn't really work with knitting because error is pretty much just... Unraveling? #Anyway sorry for the tag rant I'm just frustrated that I see pretty things I want to make but the instructions are in an alien language #And the gap between 'absolute novice' and 'intermediate' seems to be about 20 years of experience and formal instruction

[jorrated]

always wondered what STC would've been like if instead of just making Eggman evil on a single event, it kinda jumbled his brain a lot and make him have brief moments of lucidity as Kintobor. give him the ice king treatment ya know

#jo.art #sonic the hedgehog #which would give a reason as to why sonic doesnt just straight up kill eggman #not that he would i think #hes like 15 #and would give some sort of drive to keep fighting eggman #in the hopes of maybe 'this time we'll de-jumble' his brain' #plus i dont like the concept of AI holo-kintobor #kintobor should be a sort of dead figure #holo ovi over there takes away from ovi becoming eggy #anyway. #i have so many notes on how id reboot the stc comics #SPECIALLY with SA2 in mind #just as a note #in the last few pannels ovi is looking at his reflection #but like. has no fucking clue whats going on #he doesnt know he turned into eggman and sonic is asking if hes himself? absolutely bananas #but also hes the kinda of dude to try to hold his shit to not scare the kid (sonic) so hes playing like things are kinda under control #what im trying to say is that kintobor is kinda of a dad and is trying to not freak out his son #doesnt work out tho this situation is fucked #and ive given up drawing properly in the last few pannels im sure you can tell #fleetway #sonic the comic

[muppenthings]

An event that took place in mid 1700's. Gorm was summoned by the islander's ship as usual, but things took an unexpected turn. After this he didn't return to the surface for hundreds of years. Never understanding why they acted like that.

#Muppen draws #oc Gorm #giant merfolk #g/t #cw blood #cw injury #cw knife #cw tentacles #It's finally done #If the quality drops at the final page; I just wanted to finish it. #And there's a particular panel I also just gave the middle finger to. xD #If I ever draw another ship this year...... #I have SO many things I want to tell you about this comic #but ... eh. #If there's any questions or anything is unclear ask me! #Gorm has absolutely no clue why they suddenly just got angry with him. #He really thought they were friends and then they just... slap him like that? Telling him to go away? Fine. #Away he went. He doesn't have concept of time passing either

[ijustcutmyhandonabrokenbottle]

THE SHOW MUST GO ON!

(Click for better quality, well as good as tumblr will allow lol)

#the price of flesh #tpof fox #tpof dlc #tpof announcer #Iden #my art #I have not a clue why the line arts so pixelated I tried my best to fix it #ren hana #still going absolutely feral for this dlc #also this talk about the show and that got me thinking about the wall by pink floyd #some songs suit him actually lol #JESUS THE QUALITY IS REALLY BAD #guess I should have noticed that I drew it so small eh?

[hecksupremechips]

Ever think about Date’s view on family and how that relates to his character? When Mizuki asks him to define family, he just awkwardly offers that its like being blood related to someone. It leaves a bitter taste in his mouth and Mizukis, but like, he literally had no idea what a real family looks like. He’s an orphan, a man who grew up with no family and no name, but he doesn’t know that yet. He has no memory of his past, no way of knowing if there’s someone out there waiting for him to come home, if he even had a place to call home. His only frame of reference for a family is Mizuki and her parents. Deep down he knows it’s not right, not loving, but it fits the mold of a nuclear family, man and woman, blood related, so that must be what family is. When he’s asked to take in Mizuki, he’s absolutely clueless because he literally has zero frame of reference for how a child is supposed to be cared for. He puts distance between them because this isn’t his place, he doesn’t have the right to love this child as his own because he isn’t the real dad. There’s no place for someone like him in a family. And it’s baffling to him to hear that Mizuki not only loves him, she needs him because he is her family. Date believes he’s a nobody, just a sad, lonely man with no name who absolutely does not deserve this kind of love. But he has it anyway because he chooses it, he makes something that neither he nor Mizuki have ever had before. HES HOME

#aitsf #ai the somnium files #kaname date #mizuki date #just crying about the date family for the millionth time nothing new #also i just had this realization that like date literally had absolutely ZERO clue what he was doing #cuz its not like he remembers his own childhood so he cant use that as a frame of reference for how to treat his own child #and yet despite this he does a much better job than renju and shoko ever did just because he like. actually loves mizuki lol #honestly kinda fucking insane that date was asked to take care of her instead of hitomi #like renju has a choice between his long term friend who hes really close with and who he knows has lots of experience in childcare #versus his silly friend who lives in the smallest apartment with tons of debt and has literally never seen a baby before #then again thats probably why he didnt choose hitomi cuz he probably wanted to keep mizuki separate from the family he actually cares about #also for meme purposes its just like date is like wow renju youre literally the worst dad ever #and renju is like well okay hotshot if you think its so easy then how about you raise my daughter asshole #and date is like okie and does a significantly better job at it #i love kaname date so fucking much you guys will never understand what we have 😩

[cricketsintheaudience]

one thing the rwby crossover did not give us is the reversal of the clark carrying bruce trend which greatly saddened me. so I did it myself!

(interested in art like this? comms are open!)

#I really REALLY LOVE BRUCE WITH BAT WINGS #generally I don’t like giving the bats powers but once in a while it can bring me massive joy #and yeah. I warned you guys I had to make it about these two #why did going to remnant magically make them teens? absolutely no clue. #superbat #worlds finest #justice league x rwby: superheroes and huntsmen part one #dc/rwby #batman #superman #clark kent #bruce wayne #skipsketches

[iwaasfairy]

Naoya is the most degenerate nii-chan of all degenerate nii-chans I think we can all agree with that, this guy is 💯 a clan purist

But Sukuna? It's either his human sister or a curse he creates for his own sick pleasure, and alternating between making you call him nii-chan, daddy, or master 🥹

Yandere Noritoshi nii-chan also sounds terrifying. With his mother forced away, he'd really cling to his little sis like she's his lifeline.

aFDFGSUFGIYDGfis all of thISSSS!! naoya is just,,, shameless sister fucker but he's also so so gross and so so annoying and yucK,, i lOVE HETDUDGIYESGF tHE SUKUNAAAAA hELP yOURE SO RIGHT noNNIE PLS PKS

#noritoshi is absolutely the type of stern niichan that is tooooo overprotective and you have no?? fucking clue why??? #until he snaps one day? yk? #and his curse is also kinda hot w the blood bc #doesn't doping make you like;;; more pumped up and full of testosterone n adrenaline n stuff? #he'd be feral HAGAZDTFGy #tw.incest #honey mail

[danidoesathing]

"Welcome back to the LH Shopping Network, your most amazing products in the universe."

Products of the Universe

#I have watched potu a few times and can safely say #I still have no clue whats happening #like I get it but I dont #theres so much lore and important content but its absolutely incoherent #why is it in the 90s if vn is in the 60s and Marsha has a smartphone. ​why is there two different lady moonbeams. #how did vide noir ever get legalized. what’s going on with the storm. what the fuck is going on with Dale. what’s going on with the drifter #why is vn shown as a TV movie here. why are there music videos from WSUB shown here if it’s a different channel #Ben explain #I want an uncut version of all the music videos in this tho #lord huron #products of the universe #lord huron gif #lord huron gifs #vide noir #lord huron vide noir #Marsha tanley #Dale frandor #lady moonbeam #buck vernon #dani speaks

[neon-vocalist]

why is everyone in the warrior cat books so fucking stupid

#‘oh what could this prophecy mean??’ YOU IDIOT. YOU MOUSE BRAIN. YOU ABSOLUTE HUNK OF WOOD #it literally says four will become two and even after two of the four clans gang up to become one firestar is like ‘i have no clue’ #’what could starclan be saying’ DUDE. FOUR CLANS. THEYRE GONMA BECOME TWO. #and the lion and tiger thing OH MY GOD #the new clan is literally called tigerclan. so of course it makes sense that thunder and wind are gonna group up and become lionclan #AND THEN FIRESTAR SAW HIS REFLECTION AS A LION #AND WAS STILL LIKE ‘OMG WHAT COULD IT MEAN I’M SO CONFUSED’ #like jesus christ man!!!! why are you so dumb???? #warriors #warrior cats #the darkest hour

[stealingyourbones]

Imagine Terry picking up his boyfriend Danny from Caspar High and seeing Dash bullying him. You cannot tell me, Terry wouldn't choice violence and beat the shit out of Dash.

Terry INSTANTLY chooses violence. Driving on a Fenton Motorcycle towards Casper High to pick up Fenton and notices Dash and his other goonies insulting and yelling at Fenton.

Now, Dash is strong and big, but that’s nothing compared to actually knowing how to fight and real world experience. Dash knows how to football tackle someone and how to properly throw a punch but that’s around it.

Terry on the other hand, is a whole ass vigilante and used to pick fights with dangerous gang members and win them BEFORE he was Batman. He’s even better at fighting now with it being his job and everything.

Dash tries to be cool and tough. Who does this new guy think he is? This gymnast physique lanky beanpole of a kid with a ratty leather jacket looks like a biker gang member wannabe. There is determined fire in his eyes as he storms up towards Dash and looms over him. (Ok dash is slightly intimidated by this guy but he isn’t gonna back down against a complete stranger)

Dash snarks back to the biker kid by insulting Fenton. That was his last mistake. The biker guy removes his helmet to reveal a very conventionally attractive guy who looks eerily calm.

When you ask Dash later, he claims he doesn’t remember what happened.

That is mostly true. Terry gave him a pretty decent concussion and a lot of the fight was foggy to him.

What he does not tell anyone is that this new guy managed to take out his entire group in less than a minute. Effortlessly dodging clumsily swung blows and striking his friends and himself in the stomach and sides. Dash got the honor of receiving a swift kick to the balls on top of multiple blows to the gut.

Dash watched, curled in the fetal position on the ground, as the biker guy rushed over to Danny and frantically checked him over. As Danny frantically whisper-shouted, reprimanding biker guy about beating up Dash’s crew.

Danny scolded ‘McGinnis’, finally Dash can put a name to this bastards face, as McGinnis laughed and snarked back at Fenton.

Dash watched as McGinnis walked over to his bike and sat down on it. The smug biker winking at Danny and throwing some flirtatious line at the nerd. He couldn’t recall exactly what it was but something about beating up clowns? What?

Danny, still on edge and panicked as Dash’s gang laid curled up on the ground, moaning in pain, angrily huffed and flipped off McGinnis.

The fucker had the audacity to laugh as Danny mock angrily stalked over to the bike and sat behind the driver.

Dash doesn’t exactly know if he saw the new guy give a glowering Fenton a peck on the cheek to stop Danny from grumbling like an angry cat or not. It might have just been his recently concussed brain making things up but Danny DID seem to brighten up and laugh as they sped away from the school.

#I have no fuckign clue how to write romantic relationships but I tried #hopefully they were cute enough together #i kept wanting to describe Terry as a grumpy wet rat and I have absolutely no idea why #I am deliriously tired there may be writing mistakes. if there are any please know that I’m simply doing my best here #bones replies #writing prompts #fic #who am i kidding this is basically the outline of a fic #Danny phantom #dp x dc #dc #dc comics #dash baxter #batman beyond #terry mcginnis

[just-ornstein]

When your hood once again decides to break on itself and literally throws your town back in time, wiping half of it, INCLUDING a build you were really proud of. It was my back-up sadly so... Rip. Fixed the majority of their memories and turned it into a weird plot about government mind-wiping or something.

Loki and Circe were fixed as well btw, I don't know what my hood was doing with them cause once I reloaded the lot without saving they were okay.

#the sims 2 #ts2 #lizzy plays sims #strangetown #it was NOT One Drive this time around as it was with Veronaville #I have absolutely no fucking clue what caused this #especially as this was the back-up file lol #so yeah remember that Church Dominic and Duncan were at for that story post? #yeah it's gone now lmao #egh I was pretty proud of that build #this is why i never build shit cause whenever i do my game wipes it sooner or later

[set-wingedwarrior]

AU, it's Blake's birthday and she's alone and miserable. She gets herself a treat or something for herself, wishes for a gf, and Yang litterally falls from the sky and right in her arms

#rwby #bumbleby #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #I have absolutely no context #Or any clue in why I pictured this #It just manifested in my mind out of nowhere #I am okay with that #Single au Blake deserves gf yang as a present

[nikikikiko]

do you guys think that with Eugene True Form one of the kids inherited it

and i know its likely to be Lucilla but come sit have some tea and hear my plea

Lucilla and Liberta BOTH inherited it, but Lucilla inherited the more obvious physical traits and Liberta inherited less obvious physical traits

i was thinking abt this and what if it works with Gavus too

same deal: Liberta has more obvious traits, Lucilla has less obvious traits

#afk arena #afk lucilla #afk eugene #afk gavus #afk liberta #which brings me to #Lucilla and Eugene knowing how to control the little eldritch things that they are #and Liberta having Absolutely No Clue about his own #so he just kind of does things #& bc its so normal to Lucilla + Eugene they dont even bat an eye #Gavus is the only one questioning this #can you just imagine what it was like raising two eldritch children bc ur husband is also an eldritch horror #Liberta Lucilla get out of the shadows right now #no you cannot #HISSSSSSSSS #you cannot hide in the shadows every time you break a vase #HISSSSSSSSSS #lucilla stop arguing with me #HISSSSSSSSSSS #we are not having a very #HISSSSSSS #productive conversation. #- gavus #eugene is watching in the background laughing hysterically #why is his husband trying to reason with two year olds #how long will this go on for

[soplapinga]

Now guys i cant really call myself a kyman enjoyer HOWEVER cartman does have in my very humble opinion one of the most pathethics down HORRENDOUS crushes ive ever seen in my life on kyle

#I cant really ship them bc I CANT see it from kyles side #like I do not like them together like that #it would make me an onesided kyman enjoyer I guess #but like GOD #why ARE you so OBSESSED with HIM #ohh he has a crush on him 100% absolutely 0 doubts #i may be delusional #probably #anyways both cartman + stan have a crush on kyle who definetely does not get a fucking clue nor even remotely cares about that stuff at all #my childs just there having the worst times of his life #god bless #kyman #sp #kyle broflovski #eric cartman #south park

[brainworms-all-night-long]

How about Nine being just a tad silly

#sonic prime #this just in; local wannabe artist still has no fucking clue how to draw metal #the second drawing ever that I managed to finish in one day #oh i just know this will look like absolute shit to me in the morning #2 am whoop im not going to wake up on time am I- #this is just another thing my hands and stylus drew for me #why bother finishing my 5 other w.i.p.s. when i can just another new thing entirely #miles nine prower #nine the fox #mah art #me does arts #actually finished doodl