#absolutely killed those hands

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

almost punched my laptop Full Force bc i thought the cursor was a mosquito

#thank fuck i Realized last second #that would not have been good.... #i thought this was important to share! for some reason! #my brain said Oh Man You Gotta Tell Everyone About This #and i said! So Fucking True! #absolutely unprompted #i have no restraint nor mercy for mosquitos #i will Obliterate those little bitches with my bare hands. #it is Kill On Sight #bc if i hesitate. it will get away. and the lil fucker will bite me #mosquitos active my deeply buried kill switch #i do not like to kill things! however for them i will make an exception #i relish in scraping their smashed bodies off of my skin with a sticky note. crumpling that note up. and dropping it in the garbage #and then vigorously washing my hands bc Ew

[hamartia-grander]

My professor took off a point from one of my scripts because I labelled a character as Nonbinary, and he claims I should've left the gender description blank because "it's not necessary for this character", as if "nonbinary" is a placeholder for "I don't care what gender" I am actually going to tear him to shreds

#This is hands down the worst professor I've ever had in my life this is the guy I've ranted about before who is so fucking pretentious #And treats us like we're all inherently going to fail at scriptwriting/film in general as if he's the all knowing being on that #Like oh I'm sorry how many scripts of yours have been produced? Oh what's that? NONE? Interesting #And he's old so he's also one of those “I know absolutely everything and you all know nothing and there's nothing more I have to learn” #Can't wait to be rid of him dear lord #Dreading my workshop with him so bad thank God this is an online class bc if I had to see him every week in person I'd kill him #Film #Film shit

[just-miru]

some older doodles of @snakesinsocks2005 's cannibal lady amelia

#mwah mwah mwah we love toxic obsessive and mentally ill sapphics here <333 #cannibal lady amelia #miru's art #snek's ocverse #other's ocs #still some of my fave silly little doodles #just look at those hands mwah mwah mwah #the legs are absolutely killing it too

[honorthysalad]

‘Hikaru’ is lucky they epsteined the shit out of his first murder cuz he’s ass at killing people.

#She was old as hell he could’ve killed her by throwing a banana peel under her foot and it would’ve been less suspicious #Than the hallucinations into violent suicide that seems typical for spirits #But honestly ig it makes sense ‘Hikaru’ doesn’t seem to be very creative or… thought-inclined #a human is most inclined to fight with their hands; ‘Hikaru’ is most inclined to fight with his insides #Which is why he thinks he’s incapable of hurting people cuz I was reading chap 20 and I was like #No ‘hikaru’ you very well could hurt Kurebayashi- in fact humans hurt people all the time without the assistance of ghost bs #But he doesn’t seem to know how to actually use a human body. He just kinda uses its most basic functions #I’m not sure how splitting up his insides makes him less capable of hurting people… maybe it’s like one of those bad mobile games #Must have x amount of ghost power to kill. If it’s any less it’ll just do absolutely nothing #the summer hikaru died #hikaru ga shinda natsu #hgsn #hgsn spoilers #tw suicide #just in case #My hgsn shit

[hiding-under-the-willow]

Tossing and turning in bed plagued by visions (Ed Edgar headcanons that are definitely just me projecting my cowboy ass autistic interest in strange animals onto him bc he too is a strange southern man with autistic swag)

#atlas speaks #i think he keeps exotic animals. not in like a joe exotic tiger king 'I'm raising endangered mammals that could kill me in my bedroom' way #but like. he has a bunch of venomous snakes and weird spiders. his living room is just lined with shelves and shelves of terrariums #i think you see him interact with his strange and dangerous pets and it's like meeting a whole new person #he is so much less of an asshole the second he is looking at a weird bug #i think he would love camel spiders in particular. those fuckers are so weird he'd love it #and bold jumping spiders. bc they're native to where he grew up #you take him out hiking or some sblhit and he starts acting like that guy on tiktok who hunts for pythons in the florida everglades #he's picking up snakes with his bare hands like #'oh yeah this is a black racer! they're totally harmless but they've got a lot of personality ^-^' while it aggressively bites his arm #he tried showing Bim the David Bowie Huntsman once. he's like 'Bowie is a gay icon Bim'll love this' and quickly learns Bim is arachnophobic #he's waving around cane toads like 'oh my god guys look at the poison glands on this thing!!!' #i feel like he'd love eastern hognose snakes too he loves the silly fucking way they play dead #anyways what I'm saying is give him a educational nature show let him do some weird shit out in the wild it's his natural habitat #he's the types of guy to stand barefoot on the asphalt next to a diamondback to get it to cross the road so it doesn't get run over #I'm hoping releasing these thoughts into the world frees me from them so i can sleep lol can you tell #anyways he absolutely handles like black widows and brown recluse with his bare hands like a madman #he would love eel pit guy #anyways this is his one redeeming quality he is still the worst in every other way 👍

[gaylos-lobos]

like i think the insane thing about the episode is how it continued to push the collector-luz, luz-philip and philip-collector parallels throughout it to then just hand wave it, like why do ALL THAT and then just drop it? like why put so much focus on it and then just, nothing?

#also kinda turning hunter into fanon caleb two point O is. yikes to say the least. #like they had so much time to course correct and put focus on what’s actually important and just didn’t. #like if they wanted to kill Philip of in an unsatisfying way they could have just let him die at the end of kings tide and concentrate on #the collector or just cut the collector and keep focus on Philip if he was anyways gonna be the final boss. #they could have done hollow mind part two either with the collector in the beginning or when luz died she could have manifested in Philips #mind as she was passing on (<- i guess(like is the inbetween purgatory or what is it?)) #make her go through his memories let her restore some of them. let Philip deal with the guilt you set up in kings tide. HELL LET GUS DO SOME #THING HE LITERALLY KNOWS FOR MONTHS THAT HE FEELS ACTUAL GUILT ABOUT THIS. LIKE DO ANYTHING PLEASE. #hell let the collector turn Philip into a puppet. trap him into one of those mirrors. like let the collector work together with king and eda #to trap Philip as luz is weakening him as she treads through his mind both in his stead and as an observer of it all #like what the collector did to Luz. Eda and King in the beginning episode is what the Caleb delusion did to Philip in ftf. #like what was the point of setting up Gravesfieled as a horrid cesspool that hasn’t changed. that literally forces outsiders to conform or #they’ll make their lives a nightmare to then just do nothing with that. like do somethin give us payoff for what is in the TEXT OF YOUR SHOW #like why make EVERYTHING HAPPEN BECAUSE OF CALEB ABANDONING HIS BROTHER AND BECAUSE OF GRAVESFIELD BEING LIKE THAT IF YOU ARE SIMPLY GONNA #DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WITH IT? especially after knowing that you would have to wrap up everything sooner why not course correct sooner then #the literal finishing stretch of your show. why hand wave it after setting it up? why not just cut it then (<- which still would have sucked #ass but at least it would have given them time they needed to write a more satisfying ending) #ramblings #toh spoilers #watching and dreaming spoilers #toh critical #<- i guess

[multifandomlandfill]

Watching the death note musical and man, I just want to give Light some tea and terrible unlicenced therapy.

#like. no i don't agree with him #but also i completely understand the mindset #fundamentally he's a disillusioned teenager who wants any way to fix what he sees #(and to do something exceptional and full of meaning instead of what he sees as a bland and empty existence) #and then he's handed a notebook that can kill people #because it happened to be him - in particular - of course it turned out that way #it's tragic #it makes you wish you could help him #and imo he's not very emotionally mature. A lot of his issues remind me of me at 14 #the guy was probably already tumbling headfirst into a mental health crisis #and you can absolutely cherry pick things he said and thought that make him seem like an absolute monster #and he definitely has lots of those traits that he Isn't Aware Of. but that's like. part of why you'd want to help him #and i feel like a lot of what L did was bring those traits out into the open for light #of course neither of them thought it was particularily wrong and the task force didn't pick up on it #but i think that's where some of the hatred comes from. not just that he's trying to stop Light #but also that he can see Light and is making Light aware of aspects of himself he'd rather not be #(insert homosexuality joke here even though that's not what I'm talking about) #remember that Light has been 'perfect' his entire life. #And everyone has said a million times over that the fact L sees him contributes to the weird sort of closeness they have #and why Light is so lonely after L's death #anyways all I'm saying is that it's tragic and while i doubt anything i could do would change it it makes me wish i could try #i love making fun of and criticizing Light as much as the next guy #but I guess today my brain decided to access the special Death Note Emotions

[theheadlessgroom]

https://www.tumblr.com/beatingheart-bride/707835668198457344/theheadlessgroom-beatingheart-bride

@beatingheart-bride

Randall’s breath was held tight in his throat as he nervously awaited Emily’s response, pulse pounding as he searched her face, trying to pick up on any sign of how she was to react to this-he was relieved when she finally replied, exhaling softly as she gave her response. Behind the mask, he’d raised an eyebrow at her comment about beauty being only skin deep (it was a phrase he’d heard before, just never in regards to himself...), her elaboration on how, no matter how attraction Don Juan was, no matter how women he had hanging off his arm, he would always be alone.

And that was true! Don Juan dropped these women as soon as he was done with them, leaving him empty and alone at the end (even if such a thing was never shown to bother him)…but what did that mean for Randall himself, he wondered? Did she mean to say that, despite his accursed ugliness, he wouldn’t be nearly as lonely as Don Juan was? He supposed that was true, now that he had Emily in his life, but still...did it mean that, maybe one day, he too could be loved, surrounded by good company?

He wasn’t quite sure of what to make of that, but he could see what Emily was getting, and despite that skepticism, he put on a smile for her, saying, “Th-Thank you, my dear, I...I’ve thought about that, how people still love Don Juan, despite what he does...even we in the audience are entranced by him, and we see all he does on the stage! But him being alone, despite all that...I-I hadn’t quite thought about that!”

#((i do too! if you enjoy that one; there's its sister film 'vault of horror' which also takes inspiration from ec comics like 'tales' does)) #((as well as 'from beyond the grave' and 'dr. terror's house of horrors'; both of which i love-especially 'dr. terror'!)) #((that one also has peter cushing in it alongside his best friend christopher lee; and it's just a whole lotta fun!)) #((and of course moving a little more into contemporary horror anthologies there's the orginal 'creepshow')) #((which isn't quite as gory as the hbo tales but is a little bloodier than the '72 tales)) #((but no less fun! it works HARD to emulate those lurid 50's comic book panels and it does it REALLY well; i highly recommend it as well!)) #((and i absolutely think you're right-randall and emily AREN'T killers! despite the fact that nicholas killed them)) #((and they'd be MORE than justified in getting that retribution they just won't! as tarzan told clayton: 'i'm not a man like you!')) #((and so randall and emily wouldn't stoop that low! in the case of 'you'll be in my heart' i think that was also that 'law of the jungle')) #((coming in to save the day; mother nature kinda comes in to put an end to nicholas; leaving randall and emily's hands clean in turn!)) #((and i could see them be similarly guilt-free in 'death of a bachelor'! i'm thinking similarly to 'phantasm')) #((something will frighten nicholas and cause a chain reaction that leads to his demise!)) #outofhatboxes #beatingheart-bride #V:Phantasm of the Mansion

[k1rishiki]

i . may have fucked up

#let one of the 4th grade girls play fgo on my phone the other day. she bragged abt it to one of the other 4th grade girls. the #other one got upset that she wan't allowed to (she wasn't there at the time) so today i caved and let her play too. but then one of the 3rd #grade boys in the group saw and got jealous so i had to let him play too so he wouldn't tell my boss / bc i don't play favorites #he ended up loving it. asked a few more questions abt the gameplay and Lit Up when i told him it was a gacha #(apparently he LOVES gacha games and actively seeks them out (but is bad at finding them bc he's in 3rd grade)) #(his genshin main is amber) #and uhm . i definitely have similarly strong opinions on gacha but they're in the opposite direction #anyways. i mentioned the name of f/go earlier in the conversation and so that's the point where he decided he was going to go home and #download it. and noah fence but there's DEFINITELY some content in f/go which i don't want a 3rd grader to read/see #so fingers crossed that he gets bored somewhere in the middle of fuyuki #n e ways. this kid's taste in video games absolutely fascinates me bc like. on one hand he's tried to reccomend me the fucking. train but i #tries to kill you mascot horror game for ipad babies to ask their parents for merch of. but on the other hand he has an undertale lunchbox #and like. there's a p stark difference between those two things #romeo.txt

[gazelessmenagerie]

AU where Broly DOESN’T fuck himself over all ways to Sunday and ends up living a pretty content life in Edamame Village. Is it the life worthy of a warrior? Most likely no but he’s happy content for once, especially when Mirin visits him and accompanies him to places. 

Still a difficult adjustment and he still has violent outbursts but there’s plenty of monsters/animals to scratch his itch among other possible threats that may or may not arrive. Consider the village His ‘Territory’.

#|| Tag: OOC #( is this just me really wanting them to be happy in one iteration of a timeline? yes. yes it is bc otherwise lots of shit happens. ) #( need to think of an au name bc gdi. db has lots of timeline bullshit. ) #( at least ONE of them has to be where he doesn't fuck it all up and actually has a nice life with an adopted little sister figure ) #( as they go on adventures and adjust to the stark differences presented but gradually work through it. ) #( in a way that allows old wounds to be healed after being untended to for so long ) #( still very much the basis of / okay you can fuck the rest of the world but dont' touch THIS village or I'll fucking kill you / ) #( mirin absolutely has shoulder riding privileges and even hangs onto his hair bc idk it feels like a saiyan thing for those with long hair #( convenient places for little ones to grab onto that frees up both hands of the fully grown adult. ) #( probably doesn't even hurt them just bc their hair is just naturally thicker/stronger adlfjg ) #( begs the question. how many runts can broly hide in his hair.......... ) #( ............... depends on what form he's in cause he keeps getting bigger like a goddamn tree! ) #( poor bastard got fleas on him the size of runts. pray for him. or don't. he won't admit it but he does enjoy having them around ) #( and would absolutely kill everyone on the planet / universe if anything happened to them and then maybe himself. ) #( those are his emotional support runts. do not separate. ) #( its for the good of the universe aflsdjg )

[faintvibes]

Bakery AU: Electric Boogaloo

drops this

Explanation under the cut!

Every now and then, as is the circle of life, I inevitably come back and redesign/generally remake my bakery au, so I humbly offer its latest reincarnation.

The general premise is that a bunch of dead nations (incl Prussia, because he doesn't live through the cold war this time round) try a risky experiment that's meant to bring them back to life- and it does! But they get reincarnated as humans, with no memory of their lives as nations. The remaining Nation Energy they have joins them together in their new lives through a telepathic link.

The story mostly centers around Beilschmidt Bakery- a business in Magdeburg that Almaric's (Germania's) parents decided to purchase above other candidates because of the coincidental (or so they thought) name match-up. In reality, this is a business Prussia established in the 1880s that he largely left up to locals to run, but would take Germany to as a young boy as an escape from politics. (Germany has not visited it since Prussia's death- but once he does, he's in for a surprise!)

Almaric and Gilbert work at the bakery full-time, with the plan being that Gilbert will one day inherit it. Kallisto, Navid, and Ixchel (Ancient Greece, Ancient Persia, and Thule- an Inuit culture originating in Alaska that spread across Canada for 600 years). Jules and Hazael (Knights Templar and Hospitaller) are Gil's friends from high school, who work part-time at the bakery to help pay for their education to become a music therapist and paramedic respectfully.

**I'm aware, by the way, that Ixchel isn't an Inuit name, but rather a Mayan one! There is a reason for this, both in her nation life and human one!! It's difficult to explain without going into my whole perspective on Indigenous Nations in the Americas- so I'll just say that in her human life, she's named after someone her parents were friends with but lost contact, and this is similar but not the same as the story about her name in her prior life. Hopefully that makes sense :)

Of those not working at the bakery: Romulus (Ancient Rome) is a Roman archaeologist and as a result travels a lot, Lotte (Ancient Gaul) is the Director of the Royal Archives in the Netherlands, and so lives in the Hague, Ephraim (Ancient Judea) works as a history conservator at the Jewish Museum Berlin, and Nermin (Ancient Egypt) travels the globe searching for answers on why they're Like That.

As for why Prussia dies: I'm running with the theory that Prussia becomes East Germany in canon- and that he does not in this au, but everyone assumes he does since he doesn't die/fade/whatever immediately upon becoming dissolved. In reality, his survival is due to being used to changing nature (another headcanon of mine, but I'm of the perspective- first of all, that Prussia was originally the Baltic Prussians- that the representative of the Baltic Prussians, rep of the Teutonic Knights, rep of the [independent] Prussia, and rep of the Prussia that's part of Germany all required reps of entirely different natures. Baltic Prussia/Old Prussia was a collection of tribes operating under one culture but never one organisation, meaning the representative would be more like the ancients typically were, residing over a culture but not one specific nation/tribe/organisation of people. Holy orders like the Teutonic Knights organised in small pockets within countries and territories, so being the representative of that is, again, different. And then, of course, being an independent, fully-fledged nation is another form of representative. And being a representative of territory within a nation is different again. So Prussia (the person) is clearly an adaptable little gremlin and hard to kill, even when he probably should have been- long aside over!) which means that even though he no longer represents a territory, people, or culture, he exists anyway because fuck you. Rather, he adapts to being your average everyday human, losing his immortality and boosted healing factor- but this isn't something immediately noticeable. It IS noticeable, however, when he dies and doesn't eventually get back up again. And starts decaying away.

Russia buried the body and never told a soul what happened. The rest of the world continued thinking Gilbert, as East Germany, was just trapped behind the iron curtain. This fell apart with the Berlin Wall, when Russia just would not cough him up. It became quite clear Russia did something- but no one knew what. Even the other Soviet states hadn't a clue, just that he'd disappeared years ago and no one ever saw him again. Most of them thought he probably escaped, though Russia didn't react as though he'd escaped, because it seemed like the most reasonable explanation. Now, it was clear that Russia had done something- and, they believed, still doing something, because it's not like nations die permanently when they still represent something. The reunification of Germany was partly out of the hope that it would put him out of his misery- though the thought that he might be alone and suffering, somehow managing to survive, continues to haunt Germany.

As a funky little bonus, here's the last time I made a reference for this au:

Left most of the lads as heads this time because I knew that I don't have the energy to do all of them rn.

*Ixchel has the funky little aura thing going on because in this version they all had individual powers, and hers just happened to project outwardly. Mithridates (to memory) is Navid- except the name felt a bit too on the nose, and I didn't realise Ancient Persia had a rep until I came back to the project this time around, so a lot of changes on that front. (Same with Ancient Egypt!)

#Gilbert would ABSOLUTELY keep the line on his old apron #but every time I look at it the second-hand embarrassment kills me and I just couldn't do it this time #so pretend it's there ig #YES Jules and Almaric's hair are health and safety violations waiting to happen #BUT Jules only works the counter n Almaric does his hair differently when he puts on one of those hair nets for food prep so it's probs alr #hetalia #hws prussia #hws germania #hws rome #hws knights templar #hws knights hospitaller #hws ancients #hetalia au #hetalia fanart #hetalia headcanons #hws medieval trio #I just think they're neat #hetalia bakery au #tw: death