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alexandrastarr1 · 3 months
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i came.!!!!
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faultlinesurfer · 1 year
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Good news everyone, my hatred for Purity has increased tenfold!
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secondlastpsycho · 2 years
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it'd be so much infinitely funnier if dick was also like bruce, broody and sad and depressed and not very talkative. it'd make sense bc he did just go through an extremely traumatic experience, like this flying sunshine circus boy WATCHED HIS PARENTS FALL TO DEATH. it'd be absolutely hilarious if bruce was the optimist out of the emo i-am-the-darkness duo. then jason comes along and alfred is like 'i am now the embodiment of sigh of relief'. imagine jason and bruce being dick's reminder of hope and happiness.
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snowy-bones · 11 months
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You're defensive, that's understandable. But you can't tell me you aren't afraid that you'll get "punished" for speaking up. That they'll stop talking to you. That they'll end up leaving you. Right? Because you aren't someone else?
F U C K Y O U! I'm fucking done. I'm fucking done with you. Piss off!
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confusedbeannn · 1 year
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Words have never been kind to me.Always disappointing me always slipping out of grasp. The innumerable stories, the ideas, poetry, music all aching to be let out yet when I try there's a empty void of inky blackness and painful silence. I can never find it in words to express them. Never able to express how I feel, what I want what's in my head, the stories in my head, the poems, the feelings, the confusion, the helplessness, the bitterness, the resentment, the love, the warmth, the fondness, the hatred. I want to tell you, I want to reach out I do not know how.
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beansnpeets · 2 years
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I hate nonstick pans. I hate plastic spoons and spatulas for cooking. I hate silicone cookware. I hate hate hate all of it. Gimme stainless steel every single day of the week PLEASE
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yadivagirl · 2 years
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I feel like drinking all fucking weekend.
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lateseptemberdawn · 20 days
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fully convinced men are a braindead species
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faeriekit · 4 months
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"Okay." Danny slowly laid the already cold body back onto the table, ready to slide back it into the refuge of cold storage. "Okay. Dead guy. Stay there."
The body didn't move.
"Fantastic. Now. Hang out while I pour the embalming fluid into the pump, alright? It should only be a minute."
And it usually did; working in a funeral home wasn't extremely glamorous, but it paid the bills, and Danny had already been used to the rhyme and rhythm of negotiating death with the public by the time he sent in his mortuary school application. It had been a transition that made sense. And in the end, the degree had only cost him a few extra years post-graduation and a little dig into student loans, and now Danny had a stable 12-8 job and health insurance valid in the state of new jersey.
Today, though, the pump had that decided enough was enough. With a bang and a boom, the pump spat out a cloud of smoke and clunked uncomfortably.
The dead body sat up.
Danny scrambled over to push it back down. "No. We talked about this. Dead people don't move. If you want to stay here and have me put you back together all the time, you have to stay put. Got it?"
Whatever the weird gold-eye corpses were on in Gotham, they at least listened to him on occasion. They weren't ghosts, per se— they never pinged on any of the ghost detection devices Mom and Dad had packed in his going-away-to-college bag— but they were, despite being occasionally animate, perfectly deceased.
Weird. Danny had never gotten used to it. Still, they came in droves, too eager to sit on the top of the basement stairwell and lurk in the corners and stare endlessly at them with their weird, avian eyes, and sometimes they heralded the arrival similarly weird-ass bodies that had lost their heads or their arms or their limbs through the more conventional channels.
"I'm losing too much thread to all y'all coming in all the time," Danny complained to the dead body, who, at the moment, was the only person present to blame. "Stop getting your limbs cut off. This stuff is expensive, you know. It's a specialty order."
The body didn't even have the courtesy to blink. Rude.
"At least let them bury you this time. Every time one of you darts off when my back's turned, my boss thinks I'm stealing corpses. My coworkers think I'm building my own Frankenstein or something."
The corpse neither verbalized nor blinked, but Danny hadn't expected it to; with a sigh, he rolled the corpse back into cold storage, locked its little door (not that locking it in had ever stopped it) and called it quits for the night.
It's not like anyone was paying him for the extra hours anyway.
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bruciemilf · 3 months
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“Bruce is emotionally incompetent and can’t step outside his own morality” yeah it’s a character flaw.
“Dick is extremely stubborn and thinks he’s right all the time” yeah it’s a character flaw.
“Jason has hypocritical tendencies” yeah it’s a character flaw.
“ Tim is entitled and doesn’t think about people when seeking results, and often acts uncaring” yeah it’s a character flaw.
“Damian is rude and bratty” yeah, it’s a character flaw.
Also, some people may not even regard everything listed above as flaws.
Having negative traits allows incredible flexibility within your characters, what makes them intriguing, what makes them easy to relate to. If you want to write people, then write people. But they can’t be good and clean all the time.
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sherbetyy · 6 months
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thought of them
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stuckinapril · 11 days
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Unprecedented does not mean unprovoked. Iran was within its right to retaliate against Israel, because prior to that Israel had attacked one of its embassies in Syria—a direct result of the US emboldening Israel to basically do whatever the fuck it wanted without repercussions.
However, this does not change the fact that it’s unprecedented: Iran has never directly attacked Israel before. It has indirectly done so, through other countries’ drones, but never directly. This is the first time in decades that any major state has retaliated against Israel directly. Does that mean it’s unprovoked? No. It absolutely was provoked. But it also is a first, which is why the SWANA region is teetering on an uncertain edge right now.
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astrhae · 9 months
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"I'm very good at forgiveness. It's one of my favorite things."
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archeronlochan · 11 months
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poor Jason for knowing exactly what Tim and Dick are capable of and absolutely no one believing him when he tries to point it out
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“Tim has literally blown up the League, he REGULARLY LIES TO BATMAN”
“Jason, please. Tim would never”
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“Jay we just don’t understand why you think Dick is ‘a menace to society’…”
“Have you met him?!!!”
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The only person who would have any idea is Babs and I firmly believe she elects to ignore it or, even more likely, finds immense joy in watching this play out
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carlyraejepsans · 2 years
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i will never forgive popular UT fanon for using chara as a scapegoat in the genocide run and making "sans recognizes them and attacks them on sight regardless of what run they're in" headcanons so pervasive.
mostly because "restless spirit of a long dead child who's obsessed with the concept of cosmic retribution and facing consequences for your actions" + "guy whose job is just that but he treats it on par with his hot dog sidegig" is potentially one of the most hysterical dynamics you could come up with
UPDATE: you should REALLY check out the notes on this one
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theladyeowyn · 5 months
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You have my sword.
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