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Such a brilliant move by Elon Musk to get celebrities to promote Twitter Blue by forcing them to say they do not want Twitter Blue.
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starbiology · 2 years
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Jian Lan get his ass
from chapter 139
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san-sebastienne · 10 months
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Canaan House karaoke night! 🎤🎶
Gideon: “Bad to the bone.” She’s charismatic as fuck and it’s a hit (Dulcinea and Jeannemary especially are fucking losing it).
Harrow: Refuses to participate but sits sullenly in the front row. Ends up singing a very intense “I’m only happy when it rains” as like the second to last song when everyone else has sort of ran through their energy, and they’re trying to be supportive but it’s A Lot.
8th House: does not attend.
Dulcinea: A very melancholy, slow-tempo rendition of Dusty Springfield’s “I only wanna be with you,” which she cheekily dedicates to Gideon. She makes it to the bridge before she coughs so hard she can’t finish. They let the backing track play out because nobody can figure out how to skip to the next song.
Protesilaus: does not sing. Dulcinea says he’s self-conscious about his voice.
Palamedes and Camila: Incredibly awkward duet of “total eclipse of the heart” (Gideon’s choice). They get pretty into the interpretive dance by the end.
Magnus: “Sweet Caroline.” He makes Abigail do the dum dum duuuums.
Abigail (and Magnus): “I got you, babe” by Sonny and Cher. Magnus pretends to be embarrassed about singing two songs in a row but he’s clearly delighted and honestly it’s really cute.
Jeannemary: “Bad to the bone.” Again. Not as good as Gideon. It’s awkward. Magnus cheers very loud.
Isaac: “Famous last words” by MCR. It is not a joke.
Naberius: “Fly me to the moon” by Frank Sinatra. Singing Sinatra at karaoke is a douchebag move, and it’s especially irritating that he’s got a good voice (but he’s unironically mimicking Sinatra’s stage presence the entire time).
Coronabeth: “Man! I feel like a woman!” by Shania Twain. Gideon gets a horny anime nosebleed.
Ianthe: “You’re so vain,” glaring at the rest of the third house the entire time. Corona is delighted.
Marta: whatever the House version of the national anthem is. She’s a good singer, but she takes it super seriously and brings down the vibe.
Judith (and Coronabeth): Corona bullies Judith into a duet of “I’m just a girl” by No Doubt, claiming it was her favorite song when they were kids. Judith is embarrassed, but absolutely knows all the words.
Teacher: The Beatles’ “with a little help from my friends,” slightly faster than the backing track for most of the verses. He also sings along to everyone else’s song, whether or not he knows the words.
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minipisi-is-dumb · 9 months
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every time I see "narcissistic abuse" makes me gross out there's no thing as "neurotypical abuse" or "adhd abuse" or shit like that how come npd is so special that every single person w it is inherently a danger to society and must not even be considered as a person because apparently empathy is the thing that gives ppl the rightful title of Valid Human
oh no wait people just despise cluster b disorders and people with low empathy I get it now what a FUCKING shocker
not even mentioning how people read about narcissism once and then they call everyone they don't like narcissist because they equate all abuse with a disorder
how do you know every single person you hate is narcissistic? even If they are how come you know THAT is the factor that made them hurt you? stupid shit. u cannot excuse ableism bc you're a survivor that shit doesn't make sense
the whole narrative that abusers can only be "mentally ill low empathy maniacs" that laugh in babies graves is so ridiculous my I forgave shit my ex abuser did for so long because he was "oh so empathetic and emotional" and "how dare i hurt him with my dry emotionless and inhuman attitude" like I cannot fucking explain how half the manipulation of that guy was making me feel shit because I couldn't "feel emotions right " ok
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swayziiwriter · 8 months
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The Getafe-Barça game summed up
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Hicieron una gira en América y volvieron jugando el fútbol equivocado
(They toured America and came back playing the wrong football)
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unpretty · 1 year
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Seeing your accountant rage at Amazon helped me contextualize our finance department's mandate that all Amazon orders be one item only. I've always followed the mandate but it's nice to know that when I place 10 individual Amazon orders in a 10 minute period that I'm keeping someone from potentially pulling their hair out come reconciliation.
it's so goddamn weird because amazon doesn't actually notify us that they split up the order, you just have to look at all the various amazon charges and all the receipts you have for amazon charges and try to figure out which ones were charged together and which ones were split up. and sometimes purchases are split up into different months which puts them on different statements. and sometimes you don't have all the receipts. and SOMETIMES. for NO REASON I CAN FATHOM. there will be an amazon charge. and i will have the receipt. and there is no other purchase that could possibly match the charge. and yet the amount they charged does not match the amount on the receipt. possibly if the person who made the purchase went back in they would see the receipt had changed for price-matching reasons or whatever but. imagine when this happens and the purchase is grouped with something else. NIGHTMARE.
if we had an amazon charge card i would be able to see the individual purchases right on the card statement (walmart works like this) but that would just encourage buying more dumb amazon shit. i've tried asking people to hold their receipts and wait to write purchase orders so they're grouped by what arrives together but no one does that.
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fae-fucker · 1 year
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The thing that makes me bounce off Shadow and Bone and Six of Crows, no matter how popular or cool or progressive it is in comparison to SJM in the book-crit circles, is how like ... It signals that it's not for me.
Like one of those brightly colored animals, ya know?
"Come on in, we've got so many cool characters and it's got a dark aesthetic and there's a lot of magic and action!"
And you think okay cool! But then you see their cool wizard people are named Grisha, which makes it impossible to take them seriously because to you, that's just Greg. And yeah it's a tired joke to the Americans but it genuinely is just Greg, there is no other way to describe it. And then you see that they've flipped the surnames around so the men get names that end in "-va" and the women get names ending in "-v" and to Americans that's whatever, it might even be #progressive, but to you, it's ear-splittingly wrong, and it feels somewhat insulting that an outsider didn't like your way of doing things so much she decided to "fix" it, so it's a conscious choice on her part to do things this wrong. Like yeah gendered surnames suck but it's a bit weird to be like "it's okay, let me, a person from a culture that doesn't gender surnames, fix this for you backwards weirdos" and then just flips them around like that's gonna fix anything.
So you just sit there and realize, ok! This isn't for me, then. This is based on things I'm familiar with, but it's not for me, it's explicitly for outsiders who like the aesthetic of my culture, but not so much the intricacies of it. This isn't for folks who want to understand where I'm from, but to just spectate and enjoy the general ~*~vibes~*~
And yeah, maybe I would've loved it otherwise. Maybe there's some cool shit in there. I'll never know, because these simple creative choices signal to me off the bat that I'm not the target audience. That even if care was put into research, the results of that research went into making things inaccurate on purpose so as to alianate anyone who would actually know better. Why would I expend the effort of getting over these initial problems I have when the thing itself doesn't care to let me in right off the bat?
So like ... have fun with Shadow and Bone. Over there. In fantasy Russia. I'll just vibe here, knowing how surnames work.
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drbatsponge · 1 year
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Gotham Knights is hilarious for real because this is one of Barbara's scrapped suits, you gotta be fucking kidding me.
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They were really about to pull one of these:
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Fuck this game to hell.
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redundant2 · 1 year
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New mystery tea
This guy had not been on my radar until today. Gonna just share a portion of what he's said. All allegedly, of course.
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"Tyler Perry didn’t know or meet the couple. It is now confirmed in the book and TP that he put them up at the request of Oprah. Yes she was using the couple for the $35 million she made from the interview - Queen of business that one.
I also wrote that they had left - I even listed my source. What people didn’t know is that they stayed in a cottage on Oprah’s grounds. My previous timeline is now proven to be correct.
Now what is interesting is that they were thrown out.
Why - well there are some court filings that are rather interesting.
A certain someone was assaulted by one of the guests at the house - now who is it? Meghan, Harry, the former inmate or Marcus. Now that person with the approval of Mr Perry is suing. She (yes it’s a she) is going to get paid.
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Now remember the rumours of Harry’s affair with a worker at the startup mental health he worked for?
Now it is California and the rumour is that she was raped (so that could be a look, verbal or mental in this woke age or a cry for money) now there is an NDA and settlement. This is being looked at and requested.
Yes this was leaked by people in Harry’s team.
As always I put codes in my answers all the people not named ………can be found."
There's much more info in the post. Here's the link to the tea.
Can you figure out the codes in the post to find the names of the people not named?
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notaboyscout · 8 months
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vyragosa · 11 months
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nothing i could ever say could ever match up with the fact that the game hasn’t even ended and BRIDGES was already pasting bridget’s DNA on every-fucking-one.
and then we wonder why a guy, who is definitely an alive unethical experiment without any organs left.
BRIDGES doesn’t even fucking need bridget to do it! everyone involved would do the same fucking shit she did! that’s the thing! nobody sees an issue with it?
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shows up wearing a mask of amelie’s face.
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ricciard0 · 1 year
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mentally preparing for the shithousery of the next three days… jesus take the wheel i’m ready to hear the most delusional shit ever! no your team is not cooking anything it’s fucking testing
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lloydmustache · 11 months
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I forgot to share the result of the poll with you.
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I feel all of the almost 70% of you guys.
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rainingmbappe · 1 year
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Nope not watching anymore.
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agentsmiths · 1 year
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prayer circle that germany is gonna lose against japan tomorrow
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shadilady · 8 months
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Lmao at clown shoes
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