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#aaron minyard headcanon
numnue · 1 year
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sometimes i think about buff aaron minyard and my brain just goes numb
like yeah yeah andrew minyard is buff but he’s also an exy goalie - it’s kind of the norm
but aaron minyard is a med student, eventual doctor and i just avavsjsbsnskshabah
like imagine you’re in your doctors office for an appointment and you’re kind of nervous because you have a new doctor and you don’t really do well in new situations and in walks this buff, 5’0 even, blond guy with the widest shoulders you’ve ever seen and he’s polite and introduces himself and his last name is kinda familiar but you can’t place it
anyways he begins your checkup and leans in closer to take your heart beat, his face is near yours and you realize he has holes in his lips from snake bite piercings and holes all up his ears
so your new doctor is incredibly short, incredibly buff, and used to be incredibly emo (and judging by that huge ring on his finger, incredibly married)
nice to know nice to know
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dvrcos · 3 months
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My Aaron Minyard headcanons that float around in my head all day every day and I need to write down before I forget them.
1. He is a mf with chronic migraines and he will let everyone know it and he will use it as an excuse to be an asshole.
2. He for sure wears Nike Blazers Mid 77s and baggy tops with baggy bottoms. And he’s a neutral/earth tones kinda person.
3. He is constantly cold and once again will let every know about it and bitch about it at least once a day. (It’s actually multiple times a day)
4. He will bitch about his course work and talk about dropping out at least once a week but you’ll catch him dead before you catch him ditching class.
5. He skateboards and he finds it fun but he also does it because he enjoys watching Kevin freak out about him potentially falling and hurting himself and fucking the team over.
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high-queen-of-exy · 11 days
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Any Aaron hcs?
Always, he is my boy, so here's a few o have jingling around in my head
Right after tilda died, he tried very hard to change his appearance to not look exactly like Andrew. He dyed his hair and it looked really bad and he gave up.
He didn't initially want kids, but he is the greatest girl dad to ever exist. (And Andrew and Neil are great uncles)
He lets them and Kevin teach his kids exy. (Begrudgingly)
Considered getting eloped so Neil wouldn't make some ridiculous commentary at his wedding like he'd done before at Matt's, but he really wanted Nicky there.
Got just as many offers as Andrew, he is GOOD at exy, but it wasn't his dream and he turned them down when he went to med school.
Him and Neil do end up very close tho. They bicker frequently but they do become friends.
He was Nicky's best man at his wedding.
He also makes it a mission to drag Andrew to Germany at least once a year (usually more) because he knows Nicky misses them.
He got mad when he realized Neil and Kaitlyn have a lot in common. (Nicky makes fun of the twins for having a type)
He ends up working in pediatrics. Nicky makes fun of him for this too.
Kaitlyn is the more assertive of the two, and she is also significantly taller. He likes this a lot.
Once his weird deal with Andrew is done, he's a lot more social at parties and Eden's. He makes a lot of friends with people in his classes and later in his residency.
Aaron is actually very social if he likes you.
He also gets a lot closer with Matt in his final year.
His eyes are more brown than Andrews. Another thing to tell them apart.
He hates sweets. They hurt his teeth.
He also has very sensitive teeth.
He's weird about cleaning because Tilda's house was always a mess.
He's a lot more worried about ending up just like his mom than he lets on.
And that's all I've got for right now.
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walkingcorpse03 · 1 year
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i hope aaron and katelyn are living their lives to happiest possible outcome and that aaron’s life has finally settled down and i hope he can call somewhere home and i hope he can finally say that all the fighting and struggling he did in his younger years was actually worth it in the end because he deserves it
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hmmm-shesucks · 7 months
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One night, Aaron FaceTimes Andrew, and he is sobbing, but before Andrew can ask what’s wrong or even panic, Aaron flips the screen to show the twins and asks them who is who. They say their names, and then Aaron says no, and they just giggle and tell him not to be silly; they know their names, and Aaron’s like, clearly not, and then asks again, and they switch names. Aaron flips the camera back around, telling Andrew they’ve been doing it for hours, and he can’t tell them apart anymore. When Andrew asks where Katelyn is because she has never once mixed the twins up in their three years of life, Aaron flips the screen again, and Katelyn is laughing so hard on the other side of the couch that she's not even making noise anymore. Neil literally almost pees his pants because he’s laughing so hard, as well, and Andrew, after telling Aaron who’s who because Andrew has even the most minuscule difference memorized, he tells the twins to keep up the good work and then hangs up.
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o-vera-nalyzing · 2 months
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my biggest aftg head canon is that andrew is just a silly little guy—like his meds didn’t change his personality he was just more easily distractable and had less of a filter so all the stupid little jokes he made are his own
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prettypipedream · 3 months
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i love seeing art of the foxes using KT tape, because let me tell you, that shit is a BITCH to get off.
i have chronic muscle problems, so my docs often use it on me.
if it’s applied properly, you can’t just rip it off, because it’ll take your hair with it lol, and it will obviously irritate the skin.
in my experience, showering isn’t enough either, you need to lather the adhesive area in oil.
so i just imagine the foxes all having an excessive amount of baby oil and coconut oil in their dorms.
every grocery run includes a huge amount of oils, and while on the bench or in team meetings, there is always someone distracted as they try and pick off excess adhesive off their body.
they aren’t even called on it because it is a shared annoyance they can all relate to.
additionally, i think it would be funny if abby had fox print KT tape ordered for the team, but also always orders plain black KT tape because andrew absolutely refuses to use it otherwise.
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speciouspessimism · 5 months
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what if andreil having supports outside of each other… it does not minimize their relationship but in fact makes it healthier…
like andrew waking from a nightmare and he needs to talk to aaron. he just needs to know his brother is there, hear his voice, and then he can be done with it. or, so very rarely andrew and nicky take a trip to the columbia house, just them, for alone time away from the team (or for nicky, calling erik time), staying in their respective rooms and away from one another, but a few times a day they both emerge and cross paths and andrew will need to listen to nicky’s mindless joy ranting about everything in the world.
or neil is having a panic attack and he just really has to talk to matt! they both know comforting isn’t always andrew’s thing and every once in a while neil needs some more conventional care. he just needs to stay with wymack again for a couple days when he’s sick, and have abby tend to him and kevin stop by to argue with him about his health but also to make sure he’s taken care of properly. to walk him through delirious fever induced conversations about the nest...
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detectivebambam · 4 months
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In their 30s, the twins begin a charity known as The Minyard Project.
Funded by thousands of volunteers, exy fans, and episodes of Celebrity Jeopardy, The Minyard Project provides prenatal and postpartum care for single mothers, as well as proper background checks for foster families.
The funds also provide hygiene products and luggage for foster children, daycare services for single/working parents, and in-house counseling services for children living in group homes.
The Minyard Project has provided safe homes for over 10,000 children, prevented 20% of abandonment/neglect cases, and brought the national number of foster children down by 30%.
Foster children are 3x more likely to graduate high school without a criminal record or substance addiction.
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ravenexy · 11 months
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“meet cute” they say as he shoves a sports racquet so hard into his abdomen he falls to the floor and continues to say he’ll be fine with a bandaid
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the foxes are the small town bakery and riko is the commercial bakery trying to kick them out of town. neil is the town outsider who learns the spirit of Christmas and family. he then saves the small town bakery by helping them win the highly competitive bake-off. riko and the ravens leave town out of embarrassment and the small town celebrates
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minyardapologist · 5 months
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Aaron with visible mommy issues is so silly goofy to me. Has an absolute bitch face the entire day but the second an affectionate older southern woman calls him “sweetpea” he’s blushing like a 12 yo
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crazy-fangirl2524 · 22 days
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Apparently traumatised kids often fail to grow to normal height because all the energy goes to surviving and well no fucking wonder twinyards and Neil are so short
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mieeaahhh · 1 month
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All for the game headcannons (so so so many)
(might delete because I’m embarrassed)
-Aaron and Andrew hang out at least once a week because bee said they should give it a try and then once they graduate and live separately they call once a week instead.
-Aaron has a slightly stronger southern accent than the rest of the foxes and they like ‘mock’ him by repeating what he says sometimes. (idk if that makes sense and I’m not American so idek if he’d have a southern accent I just saw other people saying the foxes would😰)
-the foxes usually go to Aaron if Abby isn’t around when they have like a small ache in their arm or something along those lines.
-on Valentine’s Day since Eric lives so far away and Seth is yk 💀 the foxes do small things to try make nicky and Alison’s day better. Matt and Dan invite them to tag along their plans sometimes, Andrew and Neil leave them extra ice-cream in the freezer, Renee makes gets Allison flowers and sometimes takes Allison on a walk if she’s up to it, Aaron and katelyn let Nicky watch movies with them sometimes, and they also just hang out with each other and somewhat ‘bond’ about being by themselves on Valentine’s Day 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
-Aaron had piercings before meeting Andrew without his mum’s permission which obviously made her absolutely furious, so then Andrew had gotten them as well because he knew she hated them. (And he thinks they’re cool)
-the twins share a lot of their shoes. Like they’re is only one pair and it’s neither Andrews or Aarons🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
-Neil named sir and king because when he suggested that Andrew should name them, Andrew just said something lazy like “cat one and cat two”.
-Katelyn’s personality is like Nicky’s and Renee’s combined. Also I like to think that Aaron is an absolute MESS around Katelyn and the foxes do NOT leave him alone about it.
-Randy is like one of those mums that’ll ask you to invite people you are barely friends with over for tea and she started doing it with Matt about Aaron. (I like to think that Aaron and Matt end up becoming really good friends)
-Aaron doesn’t like sleeping by himself and will sometimes awkwardly ask whoever he’s with if he can sleep in their bed with them (only if he trust them like A LOT and is obviously like close with them??) and most of the foxes are aware he does this but never bring it up as they all do things that are a little childish to make themselves feel better(safe)
He’s slept In Nicky’s, Andrews and obviously Katelyn’s bed the most.
-Matt always gives people those double high-fives after good games (like this🙌) and one time turned towards Andrew for one without thinking and then put them down with a quiet apology while Andrew stared at him. Andrew silently set his hand out for Matt to give him a high five and he hesitantly did.
-there is a photo of Seth (that Allison picked) on the foxes photo wall with a metal plate thing next to it that has his name, exy position and t-shirt number.
-they take a ‘team photo’ every year for the photo wall and it’s probably the most awkward looking photo in the world.
-Katelyn is an accessory girly🤞 she constantly has hair clips and jewellery and whatever else on and when she gets sick/annoyed if having a hair clip in around Aaron she will wordlessly clip it somewhere onto him. His jumper, his hair, his bag, his shoe etc etc and a lot of the times he doesn’t even notice.
-Katelyn has videos of Aaron singing his absolute heart out while drunk and she reminds him of it whenever he’s being difficult
-a lot of the foxes sing while drunk so it often leads to a mini concert when they drink together
-Wymack has a mug signed by all the foxes that he uses every day because they got it for him on Father’s Day as a joke (Kevin’s name is the biggest)
-the twins have both been caught standing on countertops soooo many times trying to reach stuff but nobody is brave enough to mention it.
-Andrew helps dye Renee’s hair and Renee helps paint Andrews nails.
-Aaron’s septum is ALWAYS squint and it drives Katelyn mad so she always just fixes it for him and he just kinda stares at her in confusion because he honestly forgets he has piercings sometimes.
-jeans new hobby is drawing (I saw Nora say he picks up a new hobby and I’m hoping, wishing and praying it’s art related)
-Jeremy has a habit of doing this 🤙 all the time in photos.
-Kevin and Wymack start going out for lunch once a week after the books take place.
-Andrew fiddles with his piercings and picks his nail varnish when he’s bored/anxious.
-Aaron’s glasses are bent slightly from always falling asleep on them at his desk
-Neil is the only fox who isn’t afraid of spiders so he’s the designated spider remover whenever they see one.
-Neil likes holding Andrews face a lot and sometimes Neil will squish his cheeks slightly too annoy him.
-we all know Andrew has a resting bored face but I think Aaron has the worst case of rbf knows to man bro. Like he will look at Matt or something and Matt will feel the need to apologise.
-Dan, Allison and Renee invite Katelyn for girls nights and slumber parties because they know it annoys Aaron and they actually just really like her.
-Aaron likes the smiths
-Kevin has dimples
-Aaron and Andrew have freckles on their nose, Neil has freckles all over and Jeremy has freckles on his cheeks
-Aaron apologises whenever he cries (trauma response??) and when he lived with Andrew and Nicky they’d always try tell him that he has nothing to apologise for which made him cry even harder
-Neil wears caps and Andrew hates it so whenever Neil wears them Andrew flicks them off his head
-Katelyn is the tallest out of Neil, Andrew and Aaron
-Dan always sends the photos she takes to the person in said photo so that they have a copy of it as-well as it being on the wall.
-Dan and Matt have soooo many matching clothes it’s ridiculous
-Andrew has smoker lungs💔
(he coughs so much it’s concerning sometimes)
And his voice is like raspier than Aarons is
-whenever the twins say something or do something at the same time they just automatically say something like “shut up” or “stop” as if the other did it on purpose.
-the twins always sit weirdly because if they don’t they’re feet will go numb from not being able to reach the floor.
-Dan made a group chat for the foxes that barely ever ended up getting used but after everyone graduates and goes on with their own lives it ends up getting used a lot more for calling/FaceTimes each other
-Nicky sometimes tags along in the twins weekly hang outs/calls
-after that big sleepover the foxes had after getting Neil back they start doing things like that regularly. Having sleepovers, trips, movie nights, baking, board games/game nights, etc because they do start realising that maybe they do care about each other more than they say they do and it should be shown towards one another a lot more or it could be too late🤷‍♀️
Sorry bro there is so much and I can’t think of any more right now 💀
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walkingcorpse03 · 2 years
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the real difference between aaron and andrew is that if they both came across a hopscotch arron would ignore it and andrew would 100% do it just bc he can
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hmmm-shesucks · 6 months
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Once the foxes become more comfortable with each other, they begin to nag. Mostly little things, usually humorous things. They nag on Nicky for being too forward sometimes. They nag on Neil for his horrible life habits. They nag on Dan for her mother henning. They nag on Kevin for everything. It's fun, it's what families do. They all just pick on each other for fun.
It takes a little longer for them to feel comfortable nagging Andrew though, which, is understandable, but one of the first things they start picking on him for is his lack of communication in general. He NEVER talks. They just want him to participate sometimes.
Renee and Neil find this funny because Andrew talks A LOT just not around the foxes. He's not comfortable.
See, Andrew is fucking weird. Everyone knows this, but the foxes think he's weird in a “mysterious, murder you in your sleep, was totally the kid everyone thought was going to shoot up the school” kind of weird.
Andrew is not that kind of weird. He's a different breed entirely. He plans out how he'd survive the apocalypse, any of them. He is constantly fighting back the most wild intrusive thoughts. He is 24/7 existential crisis. His head is a wild fucking place.
But he is trying. Making progress. Trying to be more open and approachable, as Bee says. So he talks. Out Loud.
And the foxes hate him.
In the most monotonous voice ever
“Do you ever feel like your bones are dirty? Like, I could totally strip my meat suit and just give my ribs a good bleaching.”
“If that light fell out of the ceiling it would kill at least three of you and seriously injure the rest of us.”
“Nothing is stopping me from buying five ice cream flavors at once, but I'm learning self-control and Bee would be disappointed.”
“Currently having a manic episode. Should I A.) call Bee, tell her I'm not doing too great, and talk about my symptoms and how to best cope? B.) find the nearest mall and spend every dime I have in less than thirty minutes. Or C.) go apeshit and try to fight anyone and everyone who looks at me in a less-than-kind way. Children included.
*stage whisper* there's a secret fourth option but I'm saving it for later ;) (pronounced Semicolon left facing open parentheses. Yes he says this out loud)”
disappears for less than five minutes and comes back with three furrbies and a corndog, one that is obviously not from the mall's food court.
He's so fucking weird. Like, weirder than Neil, and it's awful (so good dude, the foxes eat it up)
And it's not the manic Andrew on meds. It's just Andrew. He's still Andrew. He's still quiet most of the time and he is still grumpy and apathetic, but he's also comfortable enoughto just blurt random shit out and have fun watching everyone figure out how to respond. He's found safety in his new family and he can openly be who he is without fear of judgment or rejection. He's happy in a way he's never felt nor ever thought he'd get to experience. He's just Andrew.
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