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#a3 incorrect quotes
c4tb0y0 · 2 years
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Guy, who is confused about human pop culture: It is so amazing that Leonardo was not only a ninja turtle but an amazing painter
Azuma, who is enjoying this a little too much: Don't forget how he acted in the titanic, truly beautiful
Banri, who is feeding into it: A real renaissance man
Sakyo, who is disappointed in them: I hate you guys
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Masumi: *sigh* I miss my wife, Sakuya. I miss her a lot. I'll be back.
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incorrect-joseimuke · 3 months
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The walls have ears, the doors have eyes, and the shadows have Rook.
— Pomefiore Students
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taichissu · 7 months
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emilycollins00 · 1 year
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Sakyo: sit in the chair. I'm not angry I just need to ask you some questions
Kazunari *mouthing from behind him*: deny everything
Taichi: this isn’t a chair
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haru-desune · 2 years
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This is the funniest one I’ve made to date
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summermisumi · 1 year
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Sakyo, on the phone with Banri: What are you doing?
Banri, playing video games: The dishes
Sakyo: Did I just hear a laser gun?
Banri: This is a bad neighborhood
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unknwnrm · 1 year
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Tenma: "you support gay rights so you must be gay"
Tenma: I support animal rights too do I look like a fucking alpaca to you?
Tenma:
Tenma: Turns out I'm actually gay
Banri: Holy shit how'd this alpaca learn how to type?
Kazunari: Diversity wins! The alpaca is gay!
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gompereatsall · 2 years
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Citron, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha!
Masumi: Do you think other people can’t hear you?
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nervouscoffeeheart · 1 year
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Azami: *Gently taps table*
Sakyo: *Taps back*
Izumi: What are they doing?
Azuma: Morse code.
Azami: *Aggressively taps table*
Sakyo: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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pandapillow · 2 years
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Kalim: Jamil, are you talking to yourself?
Jamil: Yes.
Jamil: It's the only way to have an intelligent conversation in this damn dorm.
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thorn-princess · 1 year
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*at a troupe meeting*
banri: does anyone have any questions?
taichi: if a bear and a shark had a fight who would win?
banri:
banri: does anyone have any relevant questions?
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incorrecta3 · 2 years
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Tsuzuru: Why do I always have to carry the heavy stuff?
Itaru: Well, it’s very simple. In our ragtag band of bratty kids with nothing to lose, I’m the smart one, Sakuya is the sweet one, Masumi is the psycho one and Citron is the lovable foreigner who struggles to understand our ways and fails. That leaves you, by default, as the muscle.
Tsuzuru: One more floor, and I’d be the pulled muscle.
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xxs3puc4lowxx · 1 year
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T3NYUKI INCORR3CT QUOT3Z (no typinn quirkz b3low)
Tenma: They don’t make them like me no more. I’m the last of my kind. Yuki: Thank god.
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Tenma: I’m in love with you. Yuki: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork. Tenma: I know. Yuki: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
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Tenma: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me. Yuki: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!
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Yuki: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back. Tenma: Why are you telling me this, I don't care. Tenma, right after Yuki leaves the room: I miss him already.
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Tenma: Life is like Yuki. It's short.
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Yuki: Why can't any of you ever clean up after yourselves? Tenma: I have a person who does that for me. Yuki: Yeah, ME. Tenma: I'm glad you agree.
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Yuki: You are an absolute fucking dork. Tenma, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork! Yuki: sighs Yeah, you're my dork.
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Tenma: Is that a gun?! Yuki: It's not what it looks like! Tenma: It looks like a gun! Yuki: Okay, maybe it is what it looks like, but in my defense, it doesn't have anymore bullets, so I technically can't shoot it anymore. Tenma: …ANYMORE?!
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Yuki: Tenma, I don't like you. Tenma: What did you say? Yuki: You heard me! Tenma, internally: And it turns out I actually didn't hear what the fuck you just said.
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Tenma: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning. Yuki: This is a lie. Yuki: I'm literally dating him. This is a lie. Yuki: HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
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Tenma: Yuki, you're my best friend. Yuki: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend. Yuki: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!
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Tenma and Yuki are in Paris. Tenma: I'm…moved. I…I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel…destiny? Yuki: But… Tenma: I don't know what it is. I feel like… I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and… Yuki: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception? Tenma: Yeah. Yuki: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe. Tenma: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION. Yuki: Okay, alright.
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Tenma, to Yuki: We had a date! Tenma: aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book
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Yuki: You have Crayons? Tenma: Yes, I have— Yuki: You're— how old are you? Tenma: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.
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Yuki: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway. Tenma: Yuki: Vroom vroom, come out already.
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Yuki: Tenma taught me to think before I act. Yuki: …So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.
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Yuki, texting Tenma: Any plans for tonight? Tenma: No. Yuki: Loser.
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taichissu · 10 months
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delivery boy itaru: did someone order a big sausage pizza
citron: i did but i don't have any money ;)
itaru: why the fuck did you order a pizza then
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emilycollins00 · 10 months
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Tsuzuru: I have some worries as well as some concerns that could potentially turn into outright-
Tsuzuru: Oh, there they go. Uh oh, see, they're fears now
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