#a-single-lemon

[exx-bee]

READ SECRET ROOMMATE BY @stunkers RIGHT FUCKIGN NOW 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

#gordon freeman #half life au #half life #freehoun borrowers au #its really fukign good okay #little freak #i think he should be fed a single drop of lemon juice #for enrichment #cant wait for him to be anticitizen one because that mental image is so fucking funny to m #MOST WANTED: guy who is two inches tall and eats bugs

[altraviolet]

iced lemon pound cake vibes

heh. pound cake

#it's so stupid but it made me laugh #candle #fire #rodimus #soundwave #rodimus/soundwave #iced lemon pound cake #emphasis on the pound #or possibly the cake #dammit now I want cake #trolled myself into wanting lemon pound cake #so I found a recipe #that motherfucker requires the use of 2 bowls and a stand mixer! #not today cake satan #also I don't have buttermilk #I'm too single to keep buttermilk on hand #do you know how long it takes to get through any kind of milk product when you live alone?? #honestly I'm just writing these tags now to see who's still reading #leave a comment if you have a good cake recipe lol

[thelemonsnek]

you cannot tell me this man would not own this shirt (photo under the cut)

all aboard / traggot

[image id: a digital drawing of Emmet. He is wearing a white tshirt that reads in all caps "I havent lost my virginity because I never lose" with a skateboarding meowth on it, very baggy desaturated purple jeans, and white boots. He also wears three bracelets and a belt chain. The main drawing is a fullbody of him, colored and shaded. He stands on one leg, tilted to the side and throwing up a peace sign while winking, grinning hugely. Off to the side is another drawing of him, colored in light purple, talking confidently with his eyes closed and one finger pointing upwards. A screenshot of a tumblr post is beneath him, which says, "i am a faggot who likes trains. the boys call me a traggot. i make out with them passionately under the tables in the amtrak snack car." Above this is a piece of calligraphy done by @theshitpostcalligrapher, reading "*seductively* all aboard!" End id]

[image id: a photo of the shirt in the drawing above. It reads "I havent lost my virginity because I never lose" and has Garfield skateboarding on it. End id]

#art #my art #digital art #subway boss emmet #submas #f slur #tw f slur #suggestive #my dearest friend curio sent me the image of this shirt and i lost it #immediately knew what i had to do #lemon yemon #also?? found a new way of drawing chains and its so fun #soooooo much better than actually drawing out every single link like i used to

[elucubrare]

it's very funny that the only plant in my garden that's actually producing anything is my pea vine b/c what do you DO with like 4 peas

#the hautest of cuisine #a single pea wrapped in a lemon balm leaf

[pawbeanies]

person who has kidnapped me to make me into their personal housepet/househusband but they are realizing with absolute horror that i am useless at all manner of household chores and also like. existing in general

#cut my hand while cutting A SINGLE LEMON yesterday #bad at folding laundry too. #im really good at um. takimg long hot showers and sleeping 12 hours #so really youre just getting a weird creature. catdogbunny

[fullcravings]

DF/GF Microwave Lemon Drizzle Cake

#dairy free #gluten free #microwave #single serve #lemon drizzle cake #lemon drizzle #cake #mug cake #food #lemon #citrus #fruit #dessert #kids #summer #spring #recipe #tapioca free #gluten free flour #whiskmefree

[milkweedman]

really understanding my very old recipe books where theres one weird ingredient thrown into everything, for no clear reason... like i get it now. my mom sent me home with a jar of lemons she pickled and im putting those guys in salads. im putting them in polenta. im putting them in rice pilaf. why ? cause i have it. and its good. if i had few spices but one specialty thing i could reliably get ahold of id go apeshit with that one thing too

#im specifically thinking abt how garum is in like every single roman dish #its a fermented fish sauce iirc ? #sounds vile. pickled lemons sound pretty bad too tho #cooking #the other thing is a lot of historical cuisine (i mean and modern stuff too) is based on the principal of #the base food (grains usually) is bland af and i will put in any vaguely edible thing thats got flavor #doesnt have to be good flavor necessarily #and then your kids grow up eating it and thats what they make too

[corrodedcoughin]

A selection of pick up lines that Steve has used on Eddie and have unfortunately worked with resounding success

Are you Smaug? Because it looks like you have treasure in your cave (Eddie decided to not think about this one before acting on it)

Are you from Mordor? Because you are melting my precious (met with a confused eyebrow raise and a sigh but still got the job done)

Your lack of nudity disturbs me (definitely Steves favourite and the one he is most proud of which made it even more deadly with his ‘ehh??? Ehh?? Good right???’ After he said it)

Steves pick up lines: 3

Eddie’s composure: 0

#if you know where I got these from no you didn’t #every single time it happens eddie comes home and flops on the couch and screams into a pillow #and every time wayne looks up from the tv to give him the once over and says ‘that boy got you real good son’ #Eddie just screams again #then writes all the lines down in his notebook that he pretends is in code and secret #(it’s just turned upside and back to front #he tried doing the invisible ink thing but it just ended with lemon juice every where and a stickier that usual eddie. plus he was sick #of being asked why he smells of lemons all the time) #…..Steve started wearing lemon cologne becuase he thought eddie liked it #the whole thing got very confusing. best not think about it #stranger things #eddie munson #steddie #steve harrington #I’m throwing crumbs out it’s all I GOT #jingle jangle jester

[frecklystars]

Full body // uncensored version ✨ HERE ✨

Belated bday gift for @fyeahmeddy I drew last month. Finally made my sideblog for my spicy art 🍓

#2024 year of Keri Smut Art let's GO 👏 [single ryan gosling clap] #my art #NSFT art #NSFT #lemon #censored preview #adventure time #marceline abadeer #marceline the vampire queen #atimers #fyeahmeddy #ok im getting nervous [ken voice] doooOOON'T LOOK AT ME!!!!! #ITS JUST VAMPIRE TIDDIES WHY AM I GETTING ANXIETY SWEATS #i've already drawn Ken but i'm saving that to post next week. if i dont chicken out. (i will chicken out) #take me to super weenie hut jrs that is where i belong

[badatparties]

#the single most important moment of bullet train #bullet train #tangerine x lemon #tangerine and lemon #fruit cocktail #tangerine #lemon

[become-a-robot]

"I gotta figure out where Mommy keeps the dynamite" is such a funny opening lyric, as well as a loaded phrase. 

It probably means the mother confiscated it, but that comes with the implications that 1) the narrator had the means to get the dynamite in the first place, and 2) Mommy didn't even see fit to get rid of it, she just stuffed it away on the top shelf like a slingshot or cell phone whenever her kid gets grounded. You've lost your dynamite privileges, maybe you'll get it back once you behave. 

Another way to interpret it is that Mommy has an occupation which would provide her access to dynamite, such as an explosives manufacturer,  demolition contractor, etc, but proceeds to not do a very good job keeping her supply away from her kid.

If the dynamite didn't come from Mommy, perhaps the age of the narrator is brought into question. Is he a rowdy teen/adolescent, or is he an adult that still lives with his parents? If it's the former, how did he get the dynamite? Where did he get the money for it, Mommy's credit card? And who sold explosives to a minor? Did he commit fraud? Did he steal it? Did he fashion a makeshift bomb consisting of household objects from a suspicious recipe online?

What ever. None of this matters. He asplodes .👍

#watch how fast i can overanalyze a single song lyric #lemon demon

[quibbs126]

So based on the trailer, I think we know the names of the 3 new Cookies in the front

Red: Crushed Pepper Cookie

Yellow: Lemon Zest Cookie

Blue: Cream Soda Cookie

It’s from these usernames

The small one didn’t get one though

#but yeah ToA seems neat #I like the animations #not sure if this is a multiplayer game or not though #if it is I probably won’t play #I’ve only ever played single player games #also it looks like it’s PC which I also don’t play #but yeah anyways #cookie run #cookie run tower of adventures #new cookie #crushed pepper cookie #lemon zest cookie #cream soda cookie

[bitegore]

Commission for @biteandblades on Twitter! Fucking psyched to get to post this, I had so much fun working on it!

#bitegore art #go to oozeandgoo-art for my new work #vortex #wildrider #.....what else do i tag this #robogore #i think that covers it #god it took me almos two full weeks to line this (as in like. regular work for two weeks. literally drawing for 5+ hours daily for two #weeks) and then i shaded and colored it in like one day basically #i kept going to do the colors and shading and then realizing NOPE forgot to line another section lmfao #i didnt finish drawing the chains on the table leg until id already fully shaded all of wildrider and most of vortex #anyway this is like my magnum opus. im gonna be running around showing this to everyone #''hey dad ignore the conspicuously-placed black splotch. look how good this came out. check out my fucking robot chest bits'' #you guys should zoom in on this it is SO ludicrously detailed #i pulled the rookie mistake of using a brush without anti-aliasing on it and got really annoying about where every single pixel went #OH LMAO #valveplug #lemon

[anglerfishenthusiast]

the third faith chapter is literally not real. its kind of the first time ive ever seen a video game have specifically the 'podcast that gets too much plot' problem which is distinctly different from the typical' 'video game that gets too much plot' problem

#i earnestly cant tell if its just throwing new shit at me full force or if the fact i cant remember a single event of the second one is like #deeply effecting my watching experience. does anyone know who lisa is. does anyone know whats going on overall #lemon squeezy.txt

[weheartstims]

A Jack Stauber-themed stimboard with eyes and other suitable stims!

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#weheartstims #stimboard #jack stauber #eyes #googly eyes #slime #hands #stop motion #felt #lemon #cursed stims #weirdcore #single eye #umbrella #mirrors #makeup #eye contact #lips #heart

[glitterslag]

adidas x stone roses x MAN YANITED?!!!!!

#oh my days #if i could go back in time and tell 15 year old lucy she'd instantly drop into a coma #this came a little too late sadly. im a lapsed lemon girl now #nobody on this goddamn app is gonna have a single clue what im talking about but oh well #there's nowhere else to scream this. no longer in touch with any of my old 🍋🍺 mates so... here we are #dear diary