#a tree i’d like to climb

[dark-wackademia]

If Henry Winter could do this to me that’d be greeeaaaat.

#dark academia #the secret history #henry winter #a tree I’d like to climb #and some wood I’d like slammed down on me #sorry lol actually I’m not this is my blog don’t like it then don’t like it mwhahahaha

[chaneajoyyy]

Sending a very happy birthday to this guy! He’s really doing IT out here!🎊💜.

#let’s chat #sip tea #talk fine men! #talk yahya abdul-mateen ii #yahya abdul-mateen ii #godiva daddy #daddy long legs #a tree i’d like to climb #why is he so fine! #lemme find out #put me into the earth's crust!!! #black actors #happy birthday!!! #photos #that damn smile #dem dimples #i know cancer men can be a menace but happy birthday to him! #a star was born on this day!!! #fine talented stylish and funny

[anneofgreengay-bles]

I need him like WOAHTER

#jacob elordi #I wanna climb him like a tree #I’d do that to his grave too idc #saltburn #euphoria #Elordi #Priscilla

[kaylinelizabeth4004]

Happy Birthday to the man, the myth, the legend that is my little traumatized, depressed, and physically unwell fictional detective boyfriend DI Alec Hardy

#alec hardy #this is broadchurch coded #i’m happy the 12 of you who read broadchurch fics will enjoy this #broadchurch #alec hardy I love you #my dear #my sister thinks david tennant is ugly and says he looks like he’s been divorced twice and i couldn’t process that #di alec hardy #definitely autistic #way too fucking hot #I’d like to climb him like a tree but he would fall over #my favorite wet cat of a man

[sacredstem]

daniel franzese tapped me six days ago ??? 😭😭

#I MISSED IT NOOOOO #i’d climb him like a tree #-_-

[whostheblondegirl]

#fuuuuuck #who gave him the right #coming in here looking like that #frank grillo #i’d climb that man like a tree #thirsty thursday #instagram #instastory

[vintagepresley]

If he looked at me like this just know I’d be in a puddle on the floor. 🙃

#elvis presley #elvis #elvis fandom #I’d climb this man like tree 😩

[nonominchan]

Shanks is hot no matter what but I kinda miss what he looked like when luffy first met him…he just looked like some scruffy drunk. before he beefed up when he looked like a shady bum!! I miss that era!!

#one piece #red haired shanks #red hair shanks #akagami no shanks #shanks #but don’t get me wrong I’d climb him like a tree no matter what

[chaneajoyyy]

Trevante Rhodes has NO BUSINESS being that damn fine! He finer than dolphin hair!😩

#let’s chat #sip tea #talk fine men! #talk trevante rhodes #trevante rhodes #godiva daddy #daddy long legs #a tree i’d like to climb #lousiana men really be a menace #black actors

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price - Baron of Arizona (1950)

#vincent price #baron of arizona #beard #bearded vinny #fuckkkk #he’s so….aidjsjwiisjdjwksjjdd #sexy af #oh daddy! #I’d climb him like a tree #so tall so broad so bisexual #bisexual #god fav #bicon #screaminggg #fuckkk #horror #old horror movies #vintage #vintage horror #gifs #gifs made by me #gif set

[just-jordie-things]

#idc if he’s murdering me i would let him cling to me #and in return i’d climb that boy like a mf tree #✨🩷🫶💞what murdaaa💞🫶✨ #megumi brainrot #megumi meme #fushiguro megumi #megumi fushiguro #best boy megumi #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen meme #jjk meme

[caterpillarinacave]

So you choose not to step through the door, after all why mess with nonsense when you're already in nonsense? You check the items in your pockets, your phone you shut off to conserve power, the dog tag, key and top clink together but offer no help, and when you fiddle with the walkie-talkie you manage to get it to turn on, excitedly you call out to the void but only static responds, which is disappointing but predictable, so you put the items away and hunker down for the night, looking at the sky you can see that the stars seem strange, though you're no expert, and the moon seems to have a second smaller moon near it which looks pretty cool but is a stark reminder of how not on your own world your predicament has landed you.

In the morning you begin looking through the nearby bushes and plant life taking note of anything strange, you notice the berries you had been picking before you stepped through the door are also growing around here, they look and taste the same, and some other plants seem pretty similar to the forest from before as well, although the further away from the door you go the more unfamiliar plants you come across (of course that may just be your lack of familiarity with plants) and the few animals you have noticed are bizarre in a way that you can't explain, like the people from town, they seem almost perfectly familiar, just a little off and the noises they make have you thinking they wouldn't be able to communicate with their counterparts either, brushing aside another branch you come across a strange funnel made of metal which you pocket and what looks to be a regular whistle, you wipe it down and blow but hear nothing aside from the air going through, you consider it is either broken or maybe a dog whistle, as you go to put it away you hear something big running in your direction, before you can decide how to react a large creature storms out of the bushes and stops in the clearing before you, it's huge as a horse with paws and sharp teeth it licks as it looks around and spots you, it shakes its head again reminding you of a horse, then steps closer before turning and staring expectantly, you get the feeling it's waiting on you, impatiently, and you realize it seems to expect you to get on its back. Do you get on?

Yes.

#I am a terrible terrible Irish child #Clearly all those folk tales whose only moral was “don’t climb on the strange horse” were lost on me. Technically not a horse though. So. H #Uh please don’t run into the bog with my on your back strange horse thing. #…This may be one of my worse ideas #On one hand moving away from what appears to be the only connection my world doesn’t sound like a great idea #Back through the door is logically the the best bet. However I’ve already explored the area #The only thing to do would be to just sit there for hours and that will get me nowhere. The things that do have leads like the walkie- #Sputtering are things to pay attention to but not things that are likely to change if I don’t move. The whistle is the newest thing- #And let’s be real I’ve been in the bramble for like 14 hours without the neurospicy meds I am teetering on dangerously antsy #Probably better to get on the horse before I come up with something more stupid #It’s interesting my world flora seems to surround the door. I wish I’d payed more attention before I stepped through #If the nearby flora on the other side seemed like it would come from this world it would suggest that the door just leaks between universes #In two ways. If it’s earths flora then it’s either only leaking one way which we could no from one step through #Or - which we will not know but should pay attention for if we step into some other world - if the earths flora shows up around EVERY porta #Which would suggest earth is the base in some way #It might be beneficial to climb a tree to try and see farther out #Though I don’t exactly get many opurtunited to haul myself up a tree so I would put to much stock in a)my upper body strength #And b) my ability to chose a tree that won’t kill me #It’s defintley worth taking in as much info as possible. I’ll try and notice things like different winds gravity tempature ect #What should i tag this all. Help I got lost in a blackberry bush? Anon who takes me to alternate planes of reality? #I know #Guys I got lost in a bush #That’s a good one. Nothing weird there at all. #FINE I’ll rage it “guys I got lost in a blackberry bush” #I wonder what makes things so familiar. Perhaps this world exists very closely to the other. Perhaps they’ve crossed paths before. #Perhaps they’ve shown up in our dreams. Perhaps I have bad memory and my brain gaslights itself into thinking everything’s familiar #I wonder maybe the horse is a horse/dog thing- that would explain the likeness to the dog whistle (?) #This can’t get any worse I say doing something that could very much make it worse #Eh what’s the worst that can happen. At least I don’t have to pay taxes in this world #Guys I got lost in a black berry bush

[joeyisourranger]

BEDSY INTERVIEW

#oh my god and a SMILE #girl how is this interviewer alive i’d be climbing him like a tree #avs lb

[ackermannrot]

where are my bitches that are taller than levi. and i don’t mean like an inch or two. i mean TALLER. i’m like 5’7 going on 5’8. and i know i’ve got girlies out there even more than that. if i read one more fic where i’m his height or SHORTER i’m gonna start yelling. where’s the flavor

#pls…. i’m begging you #i’m so insecure abt how much taller i’d be #but also he should climb me like a tree #and could also throw me over his shoulder easily so #what’s it matter #me #stella speaks #levi #levi ackermann #levi ackermann x reader #aot

[annapostsstuff]

The fact that this beautiful man wasn’t an endgame LI is AN ABSOLUTE CRIME🥲

#romance club #romance club game #sophie’s ten wishes #stw #rc stw #rc Haku #I’d climb that man like a tree👀