#a review nobody asked for

[mbrainspaz]

weak shit not letting Sally Jackson murder her husband.

EDIT nvm just saw the after credits scene. This is acceptable.

#hey disney #pjo spoilers #percy jackson and the olympians spoilers #a review nobody asked for #the biggest other issue was the pacing #good show overall

[rawliverandgoronspice]

I actually think even if Ganondorf didn't hate Hyrule he and Zelda would-be rivals as the two most obnoxious polymaths possible. Scholars hate them because they're both the 'UM ACTUALLY' types.

Oh For Sure, the cycles of publishing papers over-correcting each other would be renowned in all of Hyrule.

#asks #shitpost #ganondorf #zelda #I also think nobody would read them #except maybe whichever poor gerudo and hylian are forced to peer review #and Link #to be Supportive :)

[daydreamingmiller]

get to know me tag game!

thank you for the tag angels @cowgurrrl @clickergossip @ilovepedro @demonjoel @reddedmiller @wethairjoel <3

what is your astrological big 3? scorpio sun, cancer rising & taurus moon

last song? glock in my lap - 21 savage

currently reading? i'm reading a few books about the moment! finding jessica lambert - I'm not far in but I'm a sucker for sapphic romance and have loved what I’ve read so far all that matters - a ridiculous smutty cowboy novel that was written in the 80's. my coworker and I are obsessed with swapping dumb old smutty books we find in op shops and this is gold orlando - a reread! Virginia Woolf is a genius <3

last movie? donnie darko rewatch bc I saw a gif of that silly little rabbit and it reminded me the movie exists

it's karaoke night at your fave dive bar, which song are you singing? probably a one direction song

currently working on? gifs & edits! also writing some stuff that will likely never see the light of day

late as always so consider yourself tagged if you see this and haven't done this yet <3

#literally nobody asked for a mini book review yet here I am #boy do I love yapping #tag games #g shut up challenge

[killerandhealerqueen]

I hate applying for jobs, man. I hate that my parents and I keep having arguments about me not applying for jobs like I HAVE APPLIED FOR JOBS, ITS JUST THAT ALL OF MY JOBS THAT IVE APPLIED FOR ARE WITH THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT AND THEY TAKE FOREVER! EXCUSE ME FOR WANTING TO HAVE THE MOST NICHE FUCKING JOB WHERE I DONT EVEN HAVE THE FUCKING EXPERIENCE FOR IT BECAUSE I WAS GETTING THE GOD DAMN DEGREES THAT I NEED FOR THE FUCKING JOB!

Like why the fuck you want me to have 3 years of experience for an entry level job that you’re gonna have to fucking train me for anyways, huh? Like I have god damn masters degree, you’d think that’d fucking count for something. And all of the jobs I’ve applied for, I’m fucking qualified for, I just don’t have the god damn experience. And it’s fucking frustrating as hell

My fate and career is in God’s hands at this point cuz motherfucker, I don��t know what to do anymore. I don’t know how much more fucking mud I have to throw at the fucking wall for them to give me a chance

Like fuck

#sass rants #ignore me i’m pissed as hell #and stressed as fuck too #companies and the government complains that nobody wants to work like no motherfucker #you fuckers take MONTHS to review our applications and sometimes you don’t even email us back and let us know if we even qualified #like people want to work #i want to fucking work #i want to help take some of the bills off of my parents plate because they’re helping/supporting me #like damn #just give me a chance that’s all i fucking ask

[ultramarine-spirit]

WMMAP's Season 2 now completed on Tapas

WMMAP's Season 2 has come to a close on Tapas, and a brief hiatus has been announced. Now it's the perfect time to catch up with the manhwa! Check it out here. You can also read the completed translation on Tappytoon. On Tapas you can read a free chapter every 3 days (excluding the latest 24 chapters), while on Tappytoon you can read a free chapter every 24 hours (excluding the latest 20 chapters).

#nobody asked but while there are some particular scenes where i prefer Tapas' TL... I like Tappy's way better most of the time LOL #the problem I have with Tapas is that... their quality has dropped a lot? and WMMAP is mostly fine. But other manhwas? Oh boy... #Tapas' TL of wmmap suffers from. while never being technically incorrect... being worded in some strange or unnatural ways #that make certain plot stuff harder to understand than Tappy's straightforward TL. Wmmap doesn't have very flowery prose at all #so i dont understand their decisions. Their image resolution is just a little better than Tappy's. Tho the typesetting looks cleaner #anyways that's my review LMAO oh and also it sucks that a lot of Tapas' stuff is region locked #seems like SEA and Europe suffer from this the most. So Tapas only works as intended in America? Probably a distribution rights issue #(Mari after shitting on Tapas) hey everyone go read wmmap on Tapas! #who made me a princess #suddenly became a princess one day #i suddenly became a princess #wmmap #sbapod #sbap

[cake-bread]

Oh, just one last thing.

Me and Coda made up, just so you know. So you can send him asks too and I will send them his way!

Cakebread now truly out!

#Davey's Blog #(shina: nooo not me making plot for an ask blog nobody will care about noooo sir heheheh) #(shina cont: I think I will stop reblogging reviews with Davey's thoughts and just reblog them)

[anthyies]

there is literally no greater vindication than checking the ratemyprof for a professor you’ve begun having a one sided enemyship with

#esha.txt #all of the reviews calling him condescending. REAL! #<- someone asked this semester to move 8 pm homework due dates to midnight for their mental health and he was like Sleep is good for mental #health. nobody goes to bed at 8 pm dude #also the ai-graded readings for a STATS CLASS & the mandatory iclicker attendance like. i have an enemyship with him

[serialreblogger]

Spelling was not standardized in Shakespeare's England

yes this is my point. william "sex jokes" "historical RPF" shakespeare is broadly upheld as the pinnacle of english literature, and zero percent of his works conform to any standardized spelling/grammar system

"shakespeare couldn't spell his own name" is shorthand for "the snobbery of ~english literature & canon~ is both self-contradictory and arbitrary in the extreme." & to me this means that anyone can create whatever they want and be just as good as any shakespearean sonnet. bc the only real qualifier for "good writing" is that somebody cared about the story they were telling, and the only real qualifier for "good reading material" is that someone, somewhere, wants to read it

no gods no kings no earl of oxford only a bunch of plays written in a drama club's groupchat and the people who keep investing them with meaning. there is no magic formula or golden standard. the only thing that gives any art any value is the people who choose to value it

#ask linden #this is about the title of my blog #shakespeare couldn't spell his own name and NOBODY CARES! #this is my point! #nobody *should* care! it doesn't matter!! #also that last line abt earls of oxford is in reference to the ''oxfordian theory of shakespeare authorship'' as the wiki page calls it #u can check that on wikipedia if ur interested but what it boils down to is that a bunch of academics have been up in arms since ~the 1920s #over the idea that The Venerable Shakespeare could have been some rube born to commoners #obviously plays so Erudite (& so uniquely appealing to the ''commoner'' demographic) could not have been authored by some paltry lowborn! #why that boy billy probably couldn't even write! #- which like. cmon man. u have about as much evidence as chemtrails here. and also like - #yeah there's a solid chance shakespeare wasn't super up on his penmanship! but that doesn't mean he wasn't capable of eloquence?? #like in all probability a lot of shakespeare's work might not have been penned by him #& in fact it's not unlikely that at least some of it was quasi-crowdsourced as actors & collaborating playwrights weighed in #Richard Burbage probably had a lot to do with Hamlet's character work & writing!! we know this!! #we do not create in a vacuum!!! art written in a groupchat is not less valuable or artistic for having peer review built into it!! #shakespeare was just some guy. & he's also a symbol #arbitrary as that designation may be. but the old white men who chose their canon chose him as a patron saint #so i will go on insisting that if we're to know shakespeare we had better know him properly. foul mouth gallows humour bisexuality & all #shakespeare #literature #linden's originals #linden in the tags

[mbrainspaz]

the music for Loki s02 continues to be notably better than other MCU productions.

#loki s02 #a review nobody asked for #music score

[nekojetto]

Surprised I haven't seen much of the Barbie movie on your blog is it out where you're from yet? I feel like you'd enjoy it hope you do anyway

Hello! Sorry I saw your ask but totally forget to answer! :0

Hahahahah! Of course I like the movie! x)) I saw it the first week it was out in France with friend! So much irl Barbie in the theater it was awesome x,D

It's not my favorite movie of all time but it's definitly a good movie with good message and aesthetic and I totally recommend it ! But I don't think I need to x)

Only some little negative aspect on the movie... (no spoilers) to me it's really the lvl 1 of Feminism. It's cool to talk about these problem but to me it's too weak compare to irl problem. And I'm little Cringe by the hypocrisy of Matel about diversity in they're Barbie... Like... I never saw a poc Barbie in my childhood and even now it's super shy. And I don't evene talk about Plus size Barbie???? Wtf this model doesn't exist at all? And what I feel when i talk about this movie with men in Patriarca life mode... they just doesn't understand the movie or find it boring and don't question them about their toxic life for themself so... to me this movie is not going to make mentality change in this way :/

And of course I'm going to end on positive points because to me they're more positive things than negative one of course. It's cool to talk about depression's symptomes, it's cool to talk about the love of "real" life, it's cool to talk about aroace Barbie (no vagina Barbie was awesome too) it's cool to add the "weird Barbie" and Allan metaphore, Ken is awesome of course (AND I'm not a big fan of Gosling in general so) and they totally understand what's playing with a Barbie is! I totally refind this sensation into the movie!

So yeah in conclusion, this movie is really good! And I think it's going to inspire a lot of young girl and woman who never ask herself about feminism into her life. It's a good approach to these question.

Don't hesitate to answer me if you agree or not with me, Your opinions about this movie interest me :))

#neko talk #long post #review that nobody wants #thank you for asking!

[amesliu]

Thank you so much for this panel ♥️ BuffPercy my love

BEEF BOY PERCY SO TRUE

#nobody: #carrie and i for the weeks since sohae50 was finished: 🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩 #not art #asked and answered #the reviews are in #sohae finale

[terrainofheartfelt]

If you’re still adding to your 2023 watchlist may I suggest the following: Are You There God It’s Me Margaret, Asteroid City, Maestro, Polite Society, All of Us Strangers, and Passages 🫡

Oh for sure! thank you love!!!!!

#judy blume i def want to watch #i plan to watch asteroid city before my prime ends in a few days #the last three's titles ring bells but i haven't heard much of them #as an opera person i am nervous to see maestro but my mom really loved it. and she loves lenny. #it got not a great review from my pop culture podcast gays but i'm curious #asks #if nobody got me i know tumblr user strideofpride got me #strideofpride #i've not really made a watchlist yet #i'm afraid making it will spook me out of actually doing it. my brain is weird #so far i'm doing it like how i read books #which is i keep a 'books i've read this year' list #as opposed to a 'books to read' #something about the to do list is daunting #but the have done list is satisfying #i'm high and rambly on this monday night #i dont wanna go to school tomorrow

[shurveer]

OMKARA

#vishal bhardwaj 🛐 #I am in love with this movie #Remind me to give a detailed analysis and review that NOBODY asked for 18 years late

[scentedsstuff]

The Girl Who Fell Beneath the Sea

by Axie Oh

Rating: 4/5 ⭐️

Sometime last week I read 'The Girl Who Fell Beneath the Sea' and I ADORED it! I had been reading so many books in a series so I appreciated getting to read a standalone for a change.

Not only that, but overall it just felt so sweet and wholesome. The relationship with her family, her love for them and how that familial love can transcend lifetimes was such a heart warming thing to read about, and I loved how it was a central part of the book. I had a few hunches about certain characters and the roles they would come to play, so even though some of the reveals weren't as shocking, it was still such a great read, not to mention the romance was very cute.

I honestly did not expect to love the side characters as much as I did, I had my doubts at first, seeing as the book was only 200 something pages, but it pulled through. All in all it's become one of those books I see myself rereading whenever I want something sweet, something that I know gets wrapped up in one book and still leaves me satisfied.

Side note, it was so refreshing to read a book solely focused on the mythology and simply telling a story, not focused on anything else but that.

#nobody asked for this review and yet here i am😅 #honestly i just wanted to rant about how refreshing it was to read this #the girl who fell beneath the sea #axie oh #ya fantasy #fantasy books #korean mythology #tgwfbts #ya literature #young adult #young adult fantasy #young adult fiction #books i love #book thoughts #book review

[cantfindwhoasked]

Nobody asked for my review of these romantic movies *spoilers... probably*

Okay, so yesterday, I had a lot of time to do anything so I ended up watching 3 romantic movies back to back. Because I don't know if I would have enough to say about each of them on their own, I figured I could rank them by enjoyment factor and say a little about each of them. The movies in question, in the order I wacthed them, are Culpa Mia, Love Again, and What's Love Got to Do With It.

Starting off with my least favorite of the movies: Love Again. It was... I guess what I would expect of a cheesy movie... but creepier. I mean the whole premise is that this grieving woman is sending messages to the number of her boyfriend that had dies 2 years prior and a man gets the messages because that is his new work phone number. Even before I watched the movie, I was very skeptical about the premise, but I figured I would give it a shot, because I am in a romancy mood and I have been craving a good romance movie. I, also, love Priyanka and Sam and I was looking forward to seeing them in something I hadn't really seen out of the two. Their characters were... fine. They were awkward and kind of sweet. I did like Mira, even after the weird way she reacted to the death of her boyfriend in the beginning (which was fine and one way to go, but I would have liked to see more of the raw emotion that would come if that did happen in real life, though people do cope with things differently.) I ended up liking her character, though. Rob was.... creepy. I mean someone has to say it. He goes to the opera EVERY NIGHT to try and find this girl because she quoted it. That's kind of stalkerish tbh. And like this girl was grieving and sending her innermost thoughts to this number that she assumed nobody was receiving and he fell in love with her grief and became a bit obsessive about her. And being excited to hear from her is fine and everything, but he kind of used her messages to find her and make her fall for him and that just seems creepy to me, not romantic. In true romance movie form, she forgives him and they end up together, but I feel like that would be completely devastating to find that out and it might just be me, but I don't think I would forgive him or at the very least trust him if that happened, because that's like another level of effed up to me. The acting wasn't bad, I did like the gay friend and Celine Dion wasn't too bad. Nick Jonas also did a good job at being the dickhead. It was just more of what I would assume from a cheesy Hallmark movie, but a little creepier.

Now, the next movie, I really did like despite the premise. And that is Culpa Mia. There are a few reasons that this movie is number two in this list and not number one. The first and BLARING alarm of a red flag that this movie is which really 100% secured its position in this ranking is the fact that they are step siblings. While some may be able to argue that they aren't technically related, they are now siblings and that is incest which is wrong... and creepy. Seems like creepy is a bit of a theme so far. The second thing that really secured its spot for me is the tropeyness of the story. That, however, in my books is not always a bad thing. I love a good trope every once in a while, so I wouldn't completely knock it. This movie follows in the footsteps of a lot of fanfic-esque movies that have been happening lately, such as After, Beautiful Disaster, Perfect Addiction, etc. Two people falling hopelessly in love with each other and not being able to control themselves. I ain't gonna lie, this was done pretty well. I think they had good actors playing Nick and Noah and the two of them really did have some chemistry. I feel like a lot of people that found out about the two of them were a little too chill with the fact that they were siblings hooking up with each other. It was DEFINITELY straight out of a fanfiction, though, with the male lead being the knight for this girl with a tragic back story and him having to help save her from her father in the end. But, overall, if you ignore the fact that they are siblings, they really did build up this couple pretty well in the fighting siblings to lovers trope. Was there a bit too much sex and seduction, yes, but it was bad. Just very predictable. Also, kids, say no to incest.

The last movie and the movie I enjoyed the most by far was What's Love Got to Do With It. But it may not exactly be for the reasons that people are assuming. I thought it was an interesting concept. I love getting a look into other people's cultures through tv and movies and I love how they did this movie. Going through the motions of a modern-day arranged marriage as seen from an the perspective of an outsider who is making a documentary on the subject was definitely something to be intrigued about. I will admit, when I first saw the trailer, I had assumed that I would like it for the romance aspect of it, but it became much more about the culture than that for me. In fact, I think if they really wanted it to be a purely romantic movie, they would have built up the romance a little more, because, while we did get slight hints into the main two characters liking each other, it was pretty subtle until the very end. However, I don't think that this is the main takeaway of the story. In fact, the most interesting part of the movie was a small portion of the movie in what had happened to the sister. At first, I thought that maybe she had died, but it was an eye-opening thing to see that her choices she made for her happiness basically got her shunned in her culture. I am the most basic person ever. I am a semi-religious catholic white girl from America. I loved this look into a culture that I know so little about and how their lives can seem so different, but they can still deal with similar struggles. I, also, very much assumed that the wife (whose name escapes me) was definitely in love with someone else and that her crying on their wedding day was her grieving that love. I was so happy that they did what they wanted and not what they were expected to do and I was even more happy that the sister came back and everyone welcomed her back, because as much as it wasn't what they may have wanted for her, they all still missed her. And it probably still won't be easy for her to transition back into the family, but at least they are on the right path. It was a beautiful story, not even really for the romance of it, but for the insight into the culture and the family.

So, those were my Sunday Movies and my thoughts on all of them. I will try and do a show in the next couple of days. I've recently rewatched some things and want to rewatch some things, so I will get to that when I do :) Toodle-oo!!

#Movie reviews #nobody asked for my opinion #but here it is #Love Again #Culpa Mia #What's Love Got To Do With It

[beyondthetemples-ooc]

Squeaks and flaps hands!

A Work of Magic is officially up on Ao3!!!

--> https://archiveofourown.org/works/47501014/chapters/119709694 <--

I apparently have to do some editing before I post the rest, because I’ve become a lot more discerning over when to use Little Details. (Prepositional phrases, italics, emdashes, etc. I also like colons and semi-colons now, which adds Variety to the punctuation pool.)

But I’ll be updating it as I edit! It’s the low-spoons kind of editing, really. I might even do another chapter or two before I go to bed tonight...

My goal is to get it caught up with the ffdn posting within the next month, though. Preferably before the trip to NY!

#I'M SO EXCITED #AO3 IS WHERE THE COOL KIDS ARE AT /hj #Seriously though I've been too Nervous to share my stuff on Ao3 specifically because... well. Most of the stuff I write about #is 10+ years old. TT hit TWENTY this year! Nobody really reads Teen Titans 2003 fanfics anymore #and they CERTAINLY don't read NTT fanfics much at all. #So like... Dove's stories. There's ONE REVIEW where someone is SO NICE and likes it so much and asks for an update and??? #AHHH I'M SO GLAD even ONE person likes them on there! ^w^ #The next chapter is going to need Heavily Edited though because it involves a fight scene which is a MAJOR weakness of mine... #But with A Work of Magic I really like what I have going. What I've HAD going! Pokemon is still a fandom that's going strong... #But I write stories about Sinnoh mostly. Sinnoh and Kanto. Do people even care about Sinnoh and Kanto anymore? #Shrugs. I do! And I guess I have faith that the right people will find this fanfic eventually. #Chapter 1 gets off to a bit of a rocket-blast start but when I was 14 I didn't waste time with transitional stuff. XD #chapter 8 NEVER would've happened the way it was finished today if I'd written it back then... #I can't say I'm Intentionally Better at Pacing^tm now but it IS nice to get a bit of a Downtime Chapter after the DRAMA in Chapter 7. #I'm rambling at this point but it's because I'm EXCITED! #rhs fanfics #a work of magic