#a real himbo supreme (affectionate)

[paulnewmanlover]

me @ tass going into tides 44 like

oh wow okay that answered some questions and raised a bunch more (thanks a lot for dodging the timeline question lol) and while I'm heavily leaning in the direction of "rhys was just in the wrong place at the wrong time" I guess we still don't know for sure if there wasnt a specific reason why the kingfisher and vic mord went after him (also? did we already know he was part of cole's original armada or was that new info?)

was rhys a fucking cook that somehow became a captain oh my god I love him so muuuuuch 😭

and, look, if nobody else is gonna say it, callahan is obviously the flesh bc everybody wants his hot pirate body and I really, really wanna know what that particular entity summoning ritual would look like 😏

actually I take that back now that I've gotten to the end of the episode with his utter lack of impulse control he's the flesh bc that's all he thinks with he has no goddamn brain in his stupid head it's all just an empty space within a walking meatsuit 🤦‍♀️

#tides blogging #me likey episode big time #lets be honest tho what we know about rhys ill bet hes just as happy being on the stars crew as he was being the captain of his own ship lo #he let go of his captaincy so easily lmao 'ah well hes earned it' he says about his replacement while happily peeling potatoes sdfjfjdj #and callahan.... dearest..... whirlpool boogaloo part 2 this time with more cliff diving and ancient ruins is such a reckless move..... #a real himbo supreme (affectionate)

[kuroopaisen]

matchup pls? im fem, het and 5’7-5’8. i like to joke around a lot and never try to be too serious but im also intimidating and seen as cold/stoic because of how i look & act. act like a bro n im v sarcastic & rough but on the inside im a real softie. def a chaotic good. i like hugs n having nice talks! the type to get giddy when meeting nice new ppl. im outgoing or quiet depending on who im w/ but usually pre outgoing. have trouble being vulnerable, makes jks at the worst times lol hehe tyy

ahere you go!! this one was really fun to write ;-)

i match you with… 

tanaka ryuunosuke

✧ listen, you guys would have the most fun relationship, you hear me?? like oh my goodness–

✧ you’d both be laughing all the time,,, both of you don’t tend to take things too seriously, and you have pretty similar senses of humour. tanaka really loves making you laugh because it makes him feel accomplished, and he also thinks that anything you say is hilarious (even if it’s not quite the time for it askdj)

✧ he’s sometimes he catches your sarcasm, but a lot of the time it’s going to go flying over his head. this is ripe for comedic potential; the team likes having you around because you two are just so funny together. and, they like seeing tanaka being kept in line. it’s borderline mythological. 

✧ but, you’re both bros akljdskjdf which is one of the biggest reasons you two would get along so well. your personalities bounce off each other quite well, while still being similar enough to have a good rapport. and, you’re both a little rough, which makes me think you’d both have a pretty good understanding of how the other expressed themselves?? if that makes sense??

✧ oh, also, he loves that you have a tough exterior!! he thinks it makes you look really cool (and he also loves your height, because it makes the two of you more intimidating – he just really loves the idea of being a power couple sdjldslkj) 

✧ but you’re both big softies!! tanaka strikes me as a bit of a clingy guy, as well as a sappy one. he’s a total reply guy, always saying stuff like “ahaha you’re so funny and sexy”. and he means it. he’s just a himbo

✧ it’s not that tanaka’s bad at being vulnerable or anything, he’s just,,, so earnest?? which could be a good balance – he’s not necessarily going to actively encourage you to be more vulnerable, he’s just so open and honest about his own feelings without really thinking about it, and that might help you feel more comfortable letting your walls down.  

✧ he’s supremely physically affectionate, and he’s usually got an arm around you – whether that be your waist, your shoulders, etc. he really likes hugging you from behind, and he’s adamant that he’s the big spoon. honestly, he just likes that feeling of holding you close to his chest and resting his chin on your shoulder. he reckons that’s what heaven’s like. 

✧ you’re so loud and chaotic together, my goodness. you two plus nishinoya are just,,, an unstoppable force. the amount of shenanigans the three of you have gotten yourselves into,,, it’s honestly kind of incredible. if you can be sure of anything, it’s that spending time with tanaka’s never boring. 

✧ aaaa i really like this couple,,, you’d have the best time together while still being really sweet!! 

other possible matches

✧ azumane asahi: okay, so this is a completely different vibe from tanaka. but, you’ve both got these tough exteriors that hide soft hearts!! asahi’s definitely down for some hugs and nice chats, and your relationship would be a lot more lowkey. he thinks it’s adorable how you get giddy about meeting new people, and he has a tendency to just be,,, uncontrollably fond. he’s a bit more,,, sensitive than tanaka, so his approach to vulnerability is more traditional. i ultimately chose tanaka over him because i think the two of you have a slightly more natural rapport!!   

✧ iwaizumi hajime: you two’ve got a good contrast!! i think you could make him laugh a lot (oikawa’s just,,, baffled), but you can be sarcastic and rough together. he does appreciate the fact that you can be quiet, though; he needs some downtime every now and then. but, iwaizumi’s got this,,, roughness to him, and i think that’d mean he’d be able to help you be vulnerable in a “rough”, possibly more accessible way?? if that makes sense?? i’m not sure if it does, but basically i think you two would get along really well

#i feel like that last possible match is a bit garbled but #i hope i got the point across sdkljdf #rowan plays matchmaker

[crush-check]

1-10 for Nate :)

*6 was already answered in a past ask*

1. What sorts of things do you associate with your s/o?

I associate Calle with video games, black nail polish, superheroes (mostly comics and movies), music (not a specific genre, but when I’m alone on a trip and playing music, I always think of her singing with it if that makes any sense?), lavender (both the color and the smell), leather and denim jackets, pendant necklaces, and pancakes (God I miss her pancakes when we’re apart). 

2. What is your love language? What is your s/os?

We’re both pretty tactile people in terms of love language. Cuddling and hugs and holding hands and all that sappy shit, y’know? Since neither of us grew up with a lot of physical affection, it’s pretty nice to have that now. Calle likes to buy me little gifts here and there, too, and somehow she always knows the perfect thing that’ll make my day. I kind of hate it when she gets them for me, though, since I just feel bad and like I should get her something back. But she always tells me she gets just as much joy giving gifts as she does getting them. And, like I said, the gifts really are always perfect, so I can’t stay mad at her for long.

3. Do you prefer material gifts such as jewelry, clothes, games, etc., or do you prefer immaterial gifts such as dinner, vacations, trips to the movies or amusement parks? What about your s/o?

Experiences all the way. I’d rather be on my deathbed with good memories of all I’ve done in life than be surrounded by wealth and regret. I mean, I do have some pretty nice shit I’ve collected from past adventures, and it’s cool to have them, but they’re more like souvenirs of the adventures themselves. I think Calle is the same way. While she does appreciate when I surprise her with a new bracelet or game she’s had her eye on for a while, she seems the happiest she’s ever been when we’re doing things together and having a good time. 

4. Did you know your s/o long before you two became a couple, or was the relationship established relatively quickly after you both met?

I’d known Calle for a while before we officially got together. We had done a few jobs together, and since I was dating Chloe at the time, I didn’t really consider her as an interest. Just a really good friend. But, y’know, Chloe and I have always had our ups and downs. After we broke it off again, I was single for a while. Focusing on other shit, y’know? And then Calle was the one to admit her feelings to me first, and...I don’t know. I realized how much she loved me and how much I loved her. More than a friend. So we started dating, and...well. Now I’m answering questions about how much I love her, if that’s any indication of how things are going. 

5. Are you okay with PDA? How affectionate are you willing to get in public?

I’m pretty alright with it. I mean, I don’t really tongue-kiss or get gross about it in public, but on the other hand, I know Calle kind of likes other people to know we’re together. It makes her feel safer, I think. So if she wants to kiss and hold hands, I’m game for it.

7. Do you have any big plans for your s/o in the near future? Perhaps any surprises?

Weeeeellll...don’t tell her, but I may or may not have a certain special ring that just arrived by mail the other day. I still don’t know exactly how I’m gonna propose or when, but it’s coming her way for sure...

8. What is your contact name in your s/o’s phone? What is their contact name in your phone?

Calle is “Big Tiddy Goth GF” in my phone (even though she says she’s undeserving of the title) and I’m “Himbo Supreme” in her phone

9. Are you open about you relationship or do you prefer to keep it private, perhaps even hiding it from most people around you?

Nah, we’re pretty open about it. I mean, it would be hard to hide it since, especially in my life, when you’re close friends with someone, you’re CLOSE with them. You sort of have to be to trust one another. It’s hard to hide anything from those people, especially something so obvious as a relationship. Besides, there’s no reason to hide it. I love her, she loves me, end of story. 

10. Have you met your s/o’s family? (If so, how did they react to meeting you, and how do they feel about you now?) Have they met yours? (Likewise, if so, how did they react to meeting them and how do they feel about them now?)

I’ve only met Calle’s family a handful of times, particularly her mom. She seems closest to her. She doesn’t talk a lot about them in the first place, again, other than her mom, and I don’t press her about it. They’re nice enough people, but I’ve heard some of the stuff her dad says and I get why she doesn’t let him into her life a lot. And, considering my weird family situation, I don’t really care. Biological family only matters so much. Speaking of which, Sully’s basically adopted her at this point as a daughter-in-law, so even if her real dad’s being shitty, he’s always got both of our backs. As for Sam, he and Calle take so much pleasure in ruthlessly making fun of me. They also love playing card games together. It’s kinda cute to see. And, oh, God, Calle showed Sam John Mulaney’s shows on Netflix and now he will NOT stop making references to him. It’s kind of a Hell that those two have specially crafted for me, but as long as they’re happy, I guess I’ll just let the flames lick me. 

#nate answers #f/o takeover #💛: dumbass indian.a jones #🍦: well i’ll be go to hell #⚡️: best in the business #asks #⚡️: i’ve never seen this man before in my life