If yall ever feel the burning need to get to the gym for leg day, eat nothing and drink nothing beforehand, and go right into a hard workout.....
....don't......
(I fainted and it was not fun)
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Am I excited for TBB S3 premier? Yes. Yes I am. But am I prepared for it mentally? No. Most definitely not.
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the lowly groaner seems to hate his life at night
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Look my mental state
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parameddic asked: “That cough sounds pretty bad.” for your human connor maybe? if you want!
❝ i asked him to stop smoking. ❞ connor had opted to take an uber home from work, already not feeling well enough to drive. the moment he sat inside the driver lit a cigarette — connor’s worst asthma trigger. he tried to explain, but it turned into an argument and before he knew it he was being booted from the man’s car. the driver took things a step further before connor could step out, blowing a large puff of smoke in his face.
he screen-shotted the driver’s information before it disappeared, the intent to file a report for assault and battery. but first, he needed to breathe. of course, he didn’t have his inhaler on him. he had one at his desk, and one at home. the heavy smoke, added on top of the cold he was likely coming down with was proving to be a bit too much for his lungs. every attempted deep breath sent him further into a coughing fit. he doesn’t waste his breath explaining himself.
❝ it’s asthma. ❞ connor offered simply. granted, downtown detroit probably wasn’t the best place to go looking for fresh air, but it’s where he’d landed.
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G O D
Actions have consequences, not in a bad way, but in an , i have anxiety way
went and got a pint with a friend, and then tipsy me told him that i would so kiss him, over text after
and he said hes wanted to kiss me for 4 years now, and i said (being ballsy, thinking it would be awhile since i leave to go back to school in 2 days) "okay so next time we see each other were kissing is what i hear"
AND THEN HE ASKED IF WE COULD HANG OUT TOMORROW
SO NOW WERE HANGING OUT TOMORROW
so like, okay i get to kiss him :) but also like O-O okay i get to kiss him O-O
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Just thinking about bisexual realisations
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I’ve been hoarding these for a hot minute I apologize
FEAST SCP-049 STANS!!!!
Biblically accurate plague doctor and fellow my beloved
I changed his design up a bit so it makes more sense to how he looks canonically
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Your bio says you can be bribed with lux, but what about 13 postcards I found randomly? Would you take those?
..THIRTEEN????
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Me, rifling thru folders of art I never actually finished: hmmm. I remember i made a few tries at drawing this one scene where Eclipse has Reader trapped against the wall but gave up bc I couldn’t get the POV right and it was making me nuts. Maybe I should retry that
The retry:
Me, wheezing, on the brink of tears: okay nvm
My brain: DRAW HIM IN THE POSE THAT MAKES IT LOOK LIKE HE’S GOT BIG TIDDY LOL
Me: oh no
anyway this is a certified Cursed Sketch and I’m plaguing u all with it. Enjoy
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eddie who’s obsessed with his girlfriend’s tattoos. <3
when he first meets you he can’t believe another person in hawkins shares his love for ink. especially a girl. it’s not all that common for women to be into tattoos, so when he sees the intricate pieces adorning your arms and legs, he’s more than intrigued.
and the best part is; the closer you two get, the more tattoos he discovers.
it starts when you’re making out and he slips a hand under your shirt, lifting it slightly, suddenly seeing a gorgeous piece adorning your stomach, flowing so well with the shape of your body. then his eyes move up, and he can just see the hint of an underboob tattoo. suddenly he’s harder than he’s ever been before.
and so he finds out about all of them; the cheeky stick and poke on your hip, the “one you regret” on your ankle, and the one on your lower back that always excites him when it peeks out above your shorts.
but his favorite one has to be the one on your wrist. it’s small, most people wouldn’t even notice it, as it’s surrounded by so much other ink. it’s a little bat, to match the ones on his arm. he can’t stop looking at it ever since you got it. and now that it’s healed, he always presses a kiss to it whenever he can.
well, not like he doesn’t press kisses to all your other tattoos too.
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✧ 𝐈 𝐍 𝐂 𝐀 𝐑 𝐍 𝐀 𝐓 𝐄 ✧ | Series Masterlist | Future Series
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Genre: gojo x fem!reader, cannon compliant, arranged marriage, enemies to lovers, slow burn, biblical allusions (nothing religious, just lore), dark content, gore, misogyny, angst, SMUT MDNI, (more to be added)
Synopsis: You were never meant to be on par with the likes of a God, let alone one that possessed both six eyes and infinity. That was known. Peculiarly enough though, you and Gojo happen to fall in an eerie series of events tying your fates together as the incarnations of the two deities, God and the devil. So if your stories paralleled those two figures, who was the fallen one?
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𝐂𝐡𝐩𝐭. ��: Rien N’est Éternal
𝐂𝐡𝐩𝐭. 𝟐:
𝐂𝐡𝐩𝐭. 𝟑:
To be continued…
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