yes, I know, not on blog theme, but we're a bunch of dino lovers so I wanted to see what we thought was weird in mammals
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the real reason i am attracted to giant men is because i want them to carry me around everywhere. i dream of a life of leisure
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Anisha is doing backbend in front of Kelly.
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Apparently there's an evolutionary theory that the reason why Africa has so much wild big-ass megafauna while the big-ass megafauna on all the other continents went extinct is because they evolved right beside humans, and knew us well enough to not get hunted into extinction.
So while everything from giant koalas to giant sloths barely had the time to think "what the fuck is that" before getting pierced by a spear and getting their bone marrow gently fed to babies and the toothless elderly, Africa had elephants who had all the time in the world to learn to tell apart human languages and teach the next generations of their herd which human sounds mean that this tribe won't hurt you, but humans who make this kind of sounds are a danger. And hippos learned to conclude "I think I'll fuck up this two-legged weird shit on sight."
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can someone tell me what animal this is
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Swizzels Love Hearts Steve the Sloth / Kevin the Koala
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what kind of bear is chasing me please fast
You can identify various types of bear as follows:
Brown: Brown Bear
White: Polar Bear
Black and White: Panda Bear
Grey And Eating Eucalyptus: Koala Bear
Wearing Glasses: Spectacled Bear
Large and On Fire: Sun Bear
Chasing You Very Slowly: Sloth Bear
More Interested In Your Pic-a-nic Basket: Yogi Bear
Scary Looking: Grizzly Bear
Scary and Gross Looking: Grisly Bear
Scary, Gross, and Chewy Looking: Gristley Bear
Chases You Forever, Refuses to Give You Up: Rick-Astley Bear
Peruvian-British, Proper, Polite: Paddington Bear
Delicious: Gummy Bear
Please let us know later which bear it was that ate you.
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Another colourful poster I made in 2018. This was for 36 days of type. Each letter and animal was drawn by hand and coloured with copic markers.
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Koala and Sloth Update
Koala and Sloth Update
A while back, I told you that I was auditioning for a job on Upwork as a cartoonist. Well, they wanted to see a sample strip. They gave me a script and I had to turn it into a finished comic strip. Considering the fact that I have never gotten a response, neither good nor bad, it may be safe to show you what I did.
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