#a king on a leash

[sidsinning]

Why is the most powerful being in Hell being a total goober cutie who loves his family so attractive man

Mans is the LIVING EMBODIMENT of the "I can be your angle or yuor devil" meme

Was this character legit tailor made for me like what the hell (ha)

#hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #sidrabbles #the way he's married and adores his tall as fuck wife while being a literal short king #LIKE I'VE LOVED SHORT GUY/TALL GIRL SHIPS MY WHOLE LIFE #LEN X MIKU YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS #HE'S TAILOR MADE TO LEASH ME ISTG

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 79

  When Pariah was awoken from his slumber, he wasn’t exactly expecting it. One was never expecting to awaken when they were supposed to be sealed for eternity after all. He also wasn’t expecting for the reason the sarcophagus was even opened to be a pair of literal infants. A pair of very sick infants.

  One was a newborn ancient for Realms’ sake! Two years dead, if that, and the other- Where was their guardian?! Who had let an obsession get that bad?! How long had he been sealed away that no one had caught an obsession turning toxic and harmful towards a ghostling?! 

  Why was he even sealed inside this area of the zone?! Why had his Keep been moved in the center of one of the zones where ghostlings formed?! He’d never harm a ghostling, but if he’d been any madder (And he knows he had lost it near the end there, that he’d gone too far as he cracked under the weight of the Realms, he’d had an eternity to realize) it would have been a catastrophe! 

  Who has been in charge, the observants!? … What the fuck, that was supposed to be rhetorical! No! They’re good for paperwork but they seem to have failed even at that and- what do you mean they’ve sealed Clockwork away?! 

  The already traumatized Time Primordial who was in this type of area specifically to care for ghostlings, and was now being prevented?! How long has this been going on- No! He’s fixing his realms-damned kingdom before he even thinks about conquering other ones, because who the fuck let it get this bad!

   Pspsps, here little sick ghostlings, he’s trying very hard not to hurt you but you are very tiny and he has been locked away for a long time so please stop squirming…

#danny phantom #prompts #pariah dark #look if the phandom has decided that 100 years is the equivalent of 18 for ghosts #Vlad is like a 3 to 4 years old with a terrible infection and feral out in the woods #Danny is a itty bitty 1 year old *if that* but baby ancients are so rare #like look at Danny's rogues #they're all very modern and like 30 at most #Pariah is the ancient of Darkness #Pariah gets shocked out of his Gonna Go Conquer mode when the first thing he sees is a pair of literal infants who are all sickly #If we wanna go DC crossover part of Clockwork could be Kronos & he was traumatized after getting those memories #Everyone in the know is Pissed at the observants for trying to force a ghost already traumatized by similar things to End a child #He might be behind Pariah getting out without the Observants realizing #Very desperate and hiding this single timeline from them as best he can #DcxDp #DPxDC #If someone tries to summon Pariah they're either going to get a note saying no or the king with like 5 ghostlings on child leashes #vlad plasmius #Vlad masters #danny fenton #ellie phantom #dan phantom #Pariah is screaming because that is 4 baby halfas alone who are incredibly sick #That's not even getting started on the rest of the area who hasn't gotten taken care of thx to the observants #If DCxDP crossover he's going have an aneurism about the Pits and lil baby reaper ghostling Jason #And everything else going on there

[chippedcupwrites]

Sandor Clegane & Arya Stark + emoji kitchen

#my automatic serotonin triggers; (1). arya's micro-smirk after 'fuck the king' (2). matching dad & daughter lack of table manners #(3). these loony-tunes mfers in the bushes peeking through gaps perfectly aligned to their dramatically differing heights #(4). sandor waking up unable to find arya and reacting like a dad who's just realized he's lost his kid in the supermarket #(modern au where sandor keeps her on one of those backpack leashes) #5). arya having a full-on (justified) meltdown & sandor's just 😁😁😁 (6). tiny baby arya's delight at seeing the hound for the first time #(7). sandor effectively being stopped from killing someone because a little girl gave him puppy-dog eyes and said 'please' #sandor clegane #the hound #got #gotedit #game of thrones #gameofthronesedit #rory mccann #arya stark #gotaryastark #gotsandorclegane #aryastarkedit #my sets #my got sets #my sandor sets

[nonomives]

"Bring her back"

Seebi has many emotions about Kinger. Seebi hate his guts, but they know queenie wouldnt want them to hate him so they dont hate him, but he failed to save her so they hate him--

Tadc! Carnival AU by @sm-baby

#lol sorry ive been tagging you a lot lately i just love the au lots #smthn smthn the king and the seer #smthn smthn dog without a master collar with a broken leash smthn smthn #been feeling in a goofy mood lately #time to give seebi trauma #the amazing digital circus #the amazing digital circus oc #seebi #the amazing digital circus carnival au #tadc carnival au #the amazing digital circus kinger #tadc kinger #digital art #nomi arts #my art #my oc

[aleiiii]

I have to ask this before I forget! So what is Na like drunk? Does Na even drink? Or if she accidentally drank alcohol would she be shy and super easily flustered? Or the type of drunk who will randomly start to get into things they wouldn't normally do? And how would Wukong and Macaque deal with it? Think that it's cute? Beyond exhausted and want a nap? Regret ever letting alcohol near Na?

omg I had to get this outta my brain when I got the time to doodle it out

Nà is definitely a social drinker! If there’s an event, she’ll join in on the fun (of course if she’s safe to do so) Though, this may not happen too often so it’s not common for her to get wasted.

I would think she’s the type to get super cuddly (kinda like how birds cuddle up next to each other) ((really getting all up in that chest fluff mhm mhm)) but would definitely be a wanderer (a runner on a bad day even) at one point she’s right by either of their sides and next moment she’s like half way out of the temple. It’s a case of trying to figure out where she’s wandered off to now. I would says it’s easier for Mac to find her because of his ears, so he would be the one to find her most of the time. Of course the responsible thing to do is have one of them be in charge of watching her but this girl can be so quiet when she makes her escapes.

#she needs those backpack leashes they put on kids that wander off #maybe even a sleepy drunk after her excursions #art stuff #asks #Na Que Yang #lmk oc x canon #lmk oc #lmk original character #lmk six eared macaque #lmk monkey king #lmk sun wukong #sun wukong #six eared macaque

[count-alucard-tepes]

Would OP Hottie put their kid on a child leash (it comes with a backpack 😊) ?

Refuses to have a child leash on his kid:

Akainu🌋

Fujitora 🐅

Benn Beckman 🔫

Katakuri Charlotte 🍡

Killer🔪

King 👑

Izou🔫🔫

Marco the Phoenix 🦅

Rob Lucci🐆

Karasu🐦‍⬛

Definitely has a leash on his kid:

Kizaru ✨

Sir Crocodile 🐊

Kaido🐉

Dragon D Monkey 🐉🐒

Oven Charlotte 🍞

Buggy🤡

Who’s-Who ❤️‍🔥👹

Gecko Moria🦇

Iceburg💜

Gild Tesoro⚜️🏅

Rosinantè Donquixote aka Cora-San💕

His S/O has a leash on both him and their kid:

Ryokugyu 🌱

Doflamingo Donquixote 🦩

Queen👑

Eustass Kidd🤘🎸

#one piece #sir crocodile #crocodile one piece #one piece akainu #akainu sakazuki #donquixote doflamingo #one piece kizaru #king one piece #killer one piece #aramaki ryokugyu #fujitora issho #donquixote rosinante #op hotties have a leash on their kid #benn beckman #charlotte katakuri #kaido one piece #izou one piece #queen one piece #monkey d dragon #eustass captain kidd #buggy the clown #marco the phoenix #charlotte oven #gecko moria #iceburg one piece #gild tesoro #rob lucci #borsalino kizaru #who’s who one piece #karasu one piece

[meganechan05]

HimeRita in a nutshell

It's either Himeno dragging Rita out for sunlight and fun times or Rita trying to stop Himeno from committing arson/manslaughter.

#does not help that the recent FLT reports has Rita dragging Himeno away many times to stop her from going overboard 😂 #they got each other on leashes for completely different reasons 🤣 #they're so silly ( 〃▽〃) #pure cat/dog energy #kingohger #king ohger #ohsama sentai kingohger #rita kaniska #rita kanisuka #himeno ran #hymeno ran #himerita #hymerita #kingoh doodles

[fruitysmellz]

I saw this joke on Facebook and thought it would fit the gremlin energy in our ✨✨✨ Flowers kids ✨✨✨

#shaman king #shaman king flowers #hana asakura #alumi niumbirch #gakko ibuki #men tao #anna asakura #Anna is actually enjoying this bonding time #do they really need the leashes? #yes of course

[darlingod]

The Wicked King Ch.15 by Holly Black

The Wicked King Ch.19

Cardan: it’s funny cause the only bitch i see here is you

#Cardan: put Jude on a leash? bitch YOU need a leash ur like a fuckin rabid dog #Cardan: you had to be locked up in a whole ass tower for murdering our fam and you think you could be a KING? oh dear god doggie #Cardan: and you thought I needed training lmfao damn #jude duarte #the wicked king #cardan greenbriar

[bunnyreaper]

im back in my fuckboy era temporarily send help

#also lol yes ofc i own a collar and leash dont come for me #bunny pics #omg so gender #nb king shit ig idk #literally “feeling cute might delete later”

[mannimarcoiscool]

MOLAG ON A LEASH

#tes #elder scrolls #the elder scrolls #eso #mannimarco #mannimarco king of worms #molag bal #he’s on a leash

[diavolosboobies]

Lucifer also get's senior citizen discount when making purchases and that's why Mammon wants to use his credit card. Peepaw Luci gets all grumpy when Mammon steals his pension

SOBBING He probably has 30 cents left in his pension because "Technically he didn't take *all* of it 🙄"

His back is probably fucked up from that slab of concrete he sleeps on

He probably has them thick ass bottle lenses and several braces

#obey me #obey me nightbringer #lucifer obey me #anti mammon club #His back is geometrically shaped #Lucifer keeps all his little delinquents on leashes #Hes probably allergic to solid food at this point #You know his blood is 90% demonous #Satan has tried on multiple occasions to get that inheritance #Mostly pushing him down the stairs in the demon kings castle

[straponz]

that one tiktok that's like "i like dominant women, not because im submissive but because im autistic and they're direct with what they want" is so alhaitham but like with men bc he's gay ash lol

#like yeah he tops kaveh but that's bc he's a bottom king #he has that man on a leash #sorry i cannot see alhaitham as bisexual lol i respect headcanons but that man is gay #barely even a man he's a demiboy #am i projecting? #a little #♣️ reportando

[arliedraws]

ooooohhh who do you like/ship in macbeth? 👀

Omg a MACBETH ask!!!

Umm...I would ship Macbeth with a LOT of characters. I really, REALLY like when Macbeth is a young man and Lady Macbeth is at least a decade older, so that's my top ship right there. The Mommy thing is...so fucking delicious. Big murderous warrior asking Mommy to please fuck him? Trying to convince her he's a big strong man???? Lady Macbeth taking care of her boy????

Then Macbeth/Banquo--very into the best friends things lately, but I like that this is much more toxic than my usual. I like the idea that when Banquo had a son, Macbeth was...jealous of the attention Fleance received from Banquo. Also, having your ex-lover murdered because you believe he's the better man and you think he's going to take your throne? The only thing is that I wish Macbeth had been the one to kill Banquo, but oh well.

Also, Macbeth/Malcolm. Older man/younger man. Macbeth is physically stronger and aggressive while Malcolm is young and manipulative? Yeah, feed me.

You'd think with my love of enemies-to-lovers that I'd like Macbeth/Macduff, but I honestly think Macduff is sort of boring. Theoretically, it's hot, but it doesn't actually get me going. I could ruminate on this and get myself there eventually though.

Also Macbeth probably fucked (got fucked by???) the witches? And liked it?

#i really want to write a macbeth au where he lives or maybe the witches bring him back idk #he is imprisoned and humiliated #he is tormented by ghosts #maybe malcolm needs his help #his advice or something #wisdom from one king to the next #they fuck nasty #maybe they pull him out of prison to make him a warrior again #a warrior on a leash #macbeth

[incorrectskyrimquotes]

wait you guys were supposed to stop me from vaguing and getting into discourse

#just bc im high king doesnt mean i shouldn't be on a leash

[legaylos]

Girl help, they’re sexualizing the fast food mascots

#fast food mascots #jack in the box #McDonald’s #wendy’s #Burger King #this post is specifically about Jack from Jack in the box #💀 #I just saw not only a smut fanfic about him but also just now on twitter a picture of him on a leash #girl help